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nocturneblight · 14 days

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Jenecis placed her helmet back on and they both shifted towards her home, as they got to the door he looked up and down her stead.

It was a modest house, it looked fairly like the rest of the houses albeit a bit cleaner, she opened the door and issued him in, she entered with him behind her. The inside was much more alluring, his eyes expanded as he looked at the wonderful carpets and drapery’s that coated the rooms walls and floor.

“guard work must pay well…” he thought, amazed by how nice her house was.

“Feel free to take a look around, I’ll be right back” she said, moving down into her basement from a room a over from where he was.

“Thank you!” He said, Taking his time to intake the pretty household scenery.

While it wasn’t gorgeous, it was a beauty in modernity, Just decent enough to exist in but not enough to cost a fortune. Although, to him it was a gem, the only time he got to be indoors was when he was lucky enough to get inside shelters before they filled up with whatever other poor welps entered.

After some time passed, he heard her voice ring out from far away.

“Edward! I got what I needed! I hope you’re still up there!”

He shot up, quickly assuming a polite posture than what he was doing before, with his arms behind his back, he awaited her return.

She came up the basement stairs and entered the living room with a map in her hands, showing it off to him.

“Alright, so here’s the plan…”

She placed it on the dining table, spreading herself over it and pointing out the important locations.

He looked over her shoulder, gazing intently at the map as she issued her plot.

She twisted her head around from the map, realizing this position for viewing was a tad bit uncomfortable for him.

“Oh I’m sorry about that! I got a little too into our plans, here, take a seat over there” she said, pointing at the chair next to him.

He accepted, as he went to plop down onto the chair he stopped himself, realizing how dirty his attire was.

“Um actually, it’s probably better off if I didn’t, I don’t want to dirty your stuff.” He said, shyly moving his eyes away from direct contact with hers.

Jenecis raised her hand to her chin, thinking of what to do.

“Let’s get you out of those mucky clothes, I have a pair that should fit you and it’s a lot cleaner than that.”

She walked away, bending over and reaching into her closet for attire to fit him.

She began to hum quietly to herself as she searched, making noises to fill out the silence that was in the atmosphere, forgetting her own self awareness.

He looked at the floor, swaying himself left and right in slightly nervous way, trying to process what was occurring in his head.

“Clean clothes? All right! Ive gotten so used to these muddy rags that they stopped itching but… wait a second, She’s being nice again, giving me clothes for the sake of it, she is going to demand something in return isn’t she? Ah man, I don’t have anything to give her for thanks, I’m just taking without giving again… this never feels right” he thought, becoming weighed down by guilt.

“Ah ha! Here they are!” She cheered, pulling herself out of the closet and holding a plain green shirt and brown pants.

Each of the apparels had slight scuffs on them and wear from time, but they were much more cleaner than his yucky street rags.

“Alright here we go! Put these on” she said, Handing them to him.

He accepted them gladly, looking at her and back down at the new clothes.

As he looked at her he realized she swapped clothes as well, a gentle fitting blue shirt and white pants secured around her body, her tail still poked out from her clothes.

“Oh thank you! I um, How can I repay you?” He stuttered, not sure where he was going with his own words.

She raised her brow, “You think I expect payment for a gift I’m giving you?”

He chuckled nervously, “Oh uh, Sorry, I know it sounds silly but, you’ve been awfully nice to me for zero reason and well-“

She halted him with the raising of her hand, “That’s not silly at all Edward, while i do appreciate your consideration, I don’t need anything for this, again, think of it as a gift! They’re all yours now! I’m not going to demand anything out of you.”

He smiled, knowing now that there was no way he could stop her assertiveness, “Thank you jenecis, this means a lot to me, I won’t forget this.”

Jenecis chuckled a bit, with a sly smile spreading onto her face.

“Oh come on, they’re literally just basic clothes, I feel guilty for not giving you something more classy honestly”

His face lit up more, jenecis was chuckling at his gratitude, this made him feel special.

“Well, I uhm…” he trailed off, still holding the clothes in his hand.

“What’s up? Something wrong?” She questioned.

He looked down, avoiding eye contact, “can you look away please? I-“

“I’ve seen plenty of folk naked in my line of work and past adventures, Don’t be nervous man, It doesn’t freak me out” she said, without any tension.

His facial muscles raised, his cheeks flushing lightly as his lips smiled uncontrollably, he couldn’t stop himself from nervously smirking.

“Ah! I um, I mean- It makes ME nervous, being stared at, ya know? While not clothed at all…”

Jenecis laughed at his shyness, “Oh come now, I promise I won’t make fun of you, you’ll be living in my house for a few weeks anyway, might as well break the ice without being embarrassed over each others looks.”

He tucked himself in more, “S-sorry, I just not used to this sorta thing”

Jenecis could see he was insecure about her looking at him, while it was really funny to her, she didn’t want to make him uncomfortable.

She let out a couple more giggles, attempting to cover her mouth with her hand, “O-okay, that’s completely fine, I’ll turn around, okay? I promise I won’t peak… maybe….”

“Maybe?!” He squeaked in shock.

She couldn’t stop chuckling, “I’m kidding, I’m kidding!”

She waved her hands limply, “Go on, I not gonna look”

He continued to look at her, one eyebrow raised in almost a sassy manner, his face having more attitude to it than before.

She laughed again “hehe, Edward! I can’t take you seriously when you look at me like that!”

He giggled a bit, now placing his hand on his hips while still holding the clothes in his other, resuming the same face at jenecis.

“Edward please- I,psshhahaha!” Laughed jenecis, not breaking from her last fit of laughter.

She leaned her hands into her knees, kneeling over from wheezing, her head lowering in her giddy fit.

He smiled more, knowing he was making jenecis nearly die of laughter, all it took was a goofy look from him and she would be livid.

As she kept being influenced by her laughing fit, he contemplated on jenecis, before she was so intimidating, she became less intimidating and then went to being even MORE intimidating in an instant but now… she really was just another living being like him, having a good time at the smallest funny things In life, and of all things, it was him making her giddy! Just some leftover lowlife from the streets that prayed himself to sleep all his life. Were things really different now? He recalled just hours back when life was uncertain and now all the sudden it feels like he had been living here with her for awhile.

She picked herself back up, recovering from her absurd giggles,

“thank you. I haven’t laughed like that in forever, even with the circumstances appearing dire, you still managed to make me genuinely merry”

She held her smile, looking at him with relaxed eyes, he responded back with the same look, proud that he could provide such comfort.

“Without that spooky armor on… she sure is friendly” he thought to himself.

She turned around “alright you, put those clothes on and we can continue our conversation”

He smirked, “Gotcha”

He grabbed the dagger out of his pocket and the vial, “uhhh, where should I-“

She responded, not facing him but knowing what he hinted at, “Oh just put ‘em on the floor, Don’t worry, I won’t be upset if they get dirty, I mean, They will eventually get dirty, Ya know? Just with… okay Im not gonna say that”

He chuckled, now feeling a lot better about the plans, regardless of how dark it was going to be, he always had jenecis to rely on.

Jenecis’s lip curved upward in a slight smirk, “Did I just hear him giggle at that joke?” She thought, becoming more comfortable with the whole situation.

“Things are going swimmingly! Once this whole situation is done, Maybe he’d like to stay here with me… it’d be a lot more comfortable with another person to come back to at the end of the day-“

“Alright I’m done changing!”

Jenecis jolted, Getting startled out of her own thoughts by his excited cheer.

She turned around, “Someone sounds cheerful”

As she placed her eyes on him she quickly became livid, His new clothes fitted him perfectly, They complimented his natural scheme and looked So cute on him.

“How do I look?” Said Edward, holding his hands out and presenting his newly adorned clothes. A satisfied look on his face.

Jenecis put her hands to her face in excitement,

“oh you look great!” She chimed, trying to contain her excitement.

He did a slight pirouette in his new attire, making sure to grandly show off his new look to her.

“Thank you jenecis, for your generosity and kindness” he said, also containing his delight.

As they both looked at each other for a number of seconds, the realization popped into their heads.

“Ah! The plans!”

They both walked over to the table and sat down, discussing what was in store for the future, Jenecis had marked down the specifics on the map.

The targets house, the steps to get there, how long it would take, the hero’s average walk path, everything.

“She’s really been readying this up for a while now, huh?” He thought, contemplating still on this whole idea of killing.

“So, Essentially you’ll take the road from my house to the west, then you’ll reach the town, after that you should keep continuing through the shopping district until you reach the beginning of the plaza, in that sector you should see a well dressed house, adorned by purple and yellow decorations, this is the hero’s house.” Said jenecis

Edward quickly interjected into her planning, “Speaking of hero, Do they have a name? I don’t think I ever asked about it”

Jenecis realized she hadn’t told him.

“Doh! My bad, the name for em is enthu”

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soldatrose · 2 years

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#bsd #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #ryuurou hirotsu #bsd fifteen #my posts #i'm sorry this is stupid #i just can't read this moment without constantly thinking about hirotsu's reaction #imagine you're a 50-something mafioso #and suddenly you're thrust into a job under the command of a 15yo kid who reads books about suicide methods out loud #and then gets decked by ANOTHER 15yo kid #and they get into a full 20 lines long sassy discussion while you're standing in the background like????#...and then years later you're put in charge of the black lizard #hirotsu doesn't get nearly enough credit for how much shit he puts up with in my humble opinion #i'm also thinking about the fact that hirotsu was the first one to see the birth of the soukoku dynamic #mori envisioned it but hirotsu is the first Witness

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doctorbrown · 17 days

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Am I marathoning all the Goji films starting from the OG '54 film??

Maybe. Don't look at me fjal;sdfjk

#&; there's something about that one 「 ooc 」#i don't have a problem.#he's got so much personality when he fights what a sassy lizard god i love him

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wayward-sherlock · 3 months

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WAYLIII i love ur new theme it's so gorgeous ghgnjkdsgnkjndjkgdjkgnjkdg💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

LIZA THANK YOU SM just like you 😳

#HEHEE #it was time for a change 💕 i will miss sassy max tho so she may reappear #anyways ILY MWAH #🫧🪴#💌#asks #liza !!#<- 🦎🦎 my lizard !!

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sweet-faerie-mossbell · 6 months

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#Marble #Mossie Mumbles #Selfie #Bearded Dragon #Lizard Blogging #Dragon Daughter #She's showing off her manicure #also she's so fucking sassy I love her so much #Beardie

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jaxxy-husky · 2 months

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Gains From a lil cutie 2

Oh hey this gift is only... almost 3 years old. 0<0" I still love it all the same. Coach Sax can really work a nerve tho. Coach Sax: Counts-His-Toes on furaffinity Commission from Quinn on Furaffinity

#sax #saxhleellad #Argonian #lizard #Jax #bull #dork #coach #yelling #workout #muscles #squats #dummy_thicc #thicc #kitsunekit #gym #barbells #sassy #bodybuilding #saxisthecutest #Jax the husky

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hazardsofspikesandnevadeans · 3 months

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Hank gave a sigh as he held two blades now. Homicide had shifted but the other sword seemed way too heavy and...fleshy? A blue eye shifted to look up at him along with Homicide's reflection. "I never expected to actually hold you again but damn..." There was a gurgle of a laugh from the fleshy blade.

Oh darling, you know I sometimes need a way to get a new body and you're the best way to get to it~

Hank rolled his eyes as Homicide gave into a laugh at that. "I had a feeling you were pulling that shit. Though I know you have issues finding a body with us being around them. Too many people don't freak out."

Exactly! I can't just grab someone without it. Doesn't feel right...

The maniac gave a small nod. It shouldn't be hard to find one sooner or later to toss Sassy right into their back...literally. He started down the path soon enough, Mimicry shouldered as he walked. A new body means Sassy could walk around with little issue so he had no trouble finding someone for the There.

#~ Lizard Drabble - Nevadean Lore/AU ~#~ Secondish Trumpet - Sassy ~#~ Healing Scars - Hank Wimbleton ~#~ Impossible Healing - Homicide ~

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empyreva · 2 months

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Daisies

Summary: All you want is to have ONE nice date with Luke without him sabotaging it in some way--surely a flower meadow is safe

Pairing: Luke Castellan x Reader

Word count: 1k

Tags: Fluff, established relationship, fem!reader, Luke and reader are sassy and silly with each other, flirting, teasing, Luke loves getting under your skin, implied sex, vague nudity, 17+

A/N: My thoughts got ahead of me....I liked the idea of reader being like the A type partner and Luke loves messing with her--but you braid flowers in his hair anyway!!

The air is thick with the scents of lavender and honeysuckle--wildflowers dancing with the wind, bending gently but never breaking under the force. Here and there, butterflies and bees dart from flower to flower, sipping nectar lazily.

As you step onto the sprawling expanse of green grass, you can't help but gasp at the scene in front of you. It was like Gaia herself handpicked this location--a sprawling meadow between junctions of neighboring forests, brimming with life. "Wow..." You breathed out, eyes wide with excitement for your perfect picnic date.

From behind you, the tall grass rustled--a strong arm snaking its way around your waist. Your boyfriend's eyes were pointed ahead, silently contemplating the sanctuary the two of you had found while attempting to get some private time away from the camp. Tugging on Luke's shirt, you enticed him to lean over for a quick kiss before you beckoned him to follow you as you searched for the perfect place to settle down--taking his hand in yours as you ventured further.

"Here's good?" You stopped in front of a small clearing in the field, a patch of dirt stripped bare and empty. Despite being objectively dead, it seemed well-loved, a little TLC would be needed to brush away dust and stray weeds--How many demigods before you had snuck away to this place? The romantic notion alone made your heart flutter.

"Perfect," Luke drawled, giving you a cheeky smile. Enthusiastically, you billowed out the large sheet you had tucked in the small picnic basket--fussing over making sure there were no crinkles in the fabric or sharp rocks underneath it. Watching you bend over and curse as dirt scuffed your pretty white dress had his own thoughts wandering--He honestly couldn't care less about where the two of you ended up.

After deeming everything to be perfectly in place, you dragged Luke down next to you, giggling as he stumbled into a comfortable sitting position. You began to ramble on about something--Luke honestly didn't care much for conversation. He offered you a couple "Mhm"s and "Oh yeah?"s, feigning interest in what you and Annabeth discovered while cleaning out the shed behind Athena's cabin. His eyes flickered down.

Gods, you weren't even wearing a bra.

"Luke--Luke!!" Suddenly you were right in front of him, nose to nose as your eyebrows furrowed. "Are you even listening?"

"Uh-uhm yeah--So uhhhhhh....So what happened after Percy killed that...Lizard?"

"Tarantula, Luke. And he didn't kill it, he just flung it somewhere and told Annabeth that he killed it," you sighed, pushing your hair back with one hand. Luke felt like he had been pierced through the heart, gazing intently at you as you preened yourself for a moment. "But, anyway, Annabeth was so cute because she..."

"It's a bit hot, don't you think?" He interjected, fingers skirting along the exposed flesh of your thigh--peeking out from beneath your white dress. "Like, I'm actually sooo hot--Aren't you feeling it?" You gasped and pouted, gently pushing his wandering hand back to his side of the blanket. No no, you weren't going to let him win, again. The last time the two of you even tried to leave for a date, he 'accidentally' spilled something all over your shirt so you had to change. In front of him.

"C'mon, Luke, the food's gonna go bad if we start now!" You whined, pointing at the two perfectly crafted sandwiches you made, not to mention the various fresh fruits you packed up for dessert!! Completely ignoring you, Luke shrugged his shirt off from over his head, letting it fall somewhere in the nearby daisies. A smirk danced across his face, noticing the way your gaze immediately diverted the second he was facing you again. His abs had a slight shine to them, his biceps flexing as he pushed himself onto his haunches. "A-Aren't you hungry? We've been walking for like--like an hour!"

"Oh, I'm hungry--starved, even..." Luke pushed the basket out of the way, a slow crawl landing his lips just a breath away from yours. Your breath hitched in your throat, eyes locking with Luke's--Gods he just had this way of getting you right under his thumb. A large hand slipped all the way up your dress, gently massaging the burning-hot flesh of your chest.

"I just have this...craving for something else."

"This is fucking amazing, baby," Luke moaned, his fingers dwarfing what remained of his sandwich. His head lay on your bare lap, cradled between your knees as he lounged, free as a bird, basking in the warmth of the sun and summer air. "Best. Sandwich. Ever."

"Thank you," you huffed, one hand massaging his scalp as the other supported your dinner. "You spoilt brat..." Luke frowned at the words that you muttered under your breath, reaching a hand up to flick at your nose.

"Hey!"

"I'm not a brat," he whined, poking at your jaw like a child. "Don't say that."

"Don't say that," you mocked. "Gods, can you ever NOT act like a big baby."

"Just for you, my girl."

You looked down at your boyfriend's handsome face--His mischievous brown eyes sparkled under the soft rays of the setting sun, while his dark curls fell around his forehead in gentle waves. Laughter escaped him as you gave his ribs a soft tickle, and he tried to evade you for a second before you decided that you wanted to try and actually be romantic. Something about these teenage boys...

You turned to your side and reached over, plucking a few daisy blossoms from the ground—a bouquet of white. With a smile, you began delicately threading them through his locks. Some clung tight to his scalp, others drifted lightly to the tips of his curls. He closed his eyes and sighed deeply, relishing the sensation of your fingers against his skin--the soft tugging and gentle petting as you crafted a sort of halo.

"My handsome boy," you murmured, hoping to commit this moment to memory. Luke was growing sleepy, you could tell by how his eyes fought to stay open long enough to gaze into yours--the rise and fall of his chest in the rhythm of a euphony of crickets in the distance. He looked so pretty like this, so vulnerable, so trusting. You wished that this day would never end.

#luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan fluff #pjo tv show #percy jackson

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cocogum · 2 months

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What do y’all have against Amalia, man???

First it’s Sipho who’s telling her how he’s genuinely confused that Yugo can love her and now it’s Qilby?? (even tho he at least admitted she was pretty unlike that ugly lizard Sipho). Literally what is going on??

Since when did people around Yugo think it was weird for him to like sassy flowers???

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newgrangespirals · 1 year

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I see a lot of posts about how Steve is the dog boyfriend and Eddie is the cat boyfriend, and I can see how people see that dynamic....

However, let me present an alternate thought:

Steve is not a particularly nice person. He is a reformed mean girl and sassy bitch. He is, however, kind. Especially to people he sees has his. He care intensly.of those people that he has classified as his in his brain: the party, Nancy, Robin. We can see when it happens with Eddie. He does not really care what happens with Eddie until they find him in the boathouse. They tell Eddie about the Upside Down and Eddie becomes one of Steve's people. He now is protective, we see him try and reassure Eddie and is worried about walking through the woods while he is still wanted. This is cat behavior. Dogs loves everyone, they are friendly and protective. Cats, on the other hand, like a few selected people only, and they like those people intensely. Cats are protective in different way than dogs. They will hiss and scratch those that get to close to their people. They bring their people dead lizards and birds because they don't think they can care for themselves. They are resigned to helping these helpless people they have decided to care about.

Contrasted with Eddie who is not particularly kind all the time (eg not postponing Hellfire for Lucas), but is very nice. He finds and looks after his sheep. He is the one that rounds up the lost and bullied and protects them from the big bad wolves of Hawkins High. He is loyal and protective. He is a German shepherd. He looks gruff and dangerous, but actually sweet and friendly once he knows you are not a threat to those under his protection. We see that with Steve after lovers lake. He sees that Steve is someone who is not only not a threat, but is just as protective as he is (in a different way, but still protective). It is after that, that Eddie starts to open up and interact with Steve in a more friendly manner. He loves many people and gathers them around him like a sheep dog with his charges. Like a dog he rounds up his people and protects them by being gruff and dangerous and immediately turns into a puppy when everyone is safe (eg wrestling with Dustin in the field).

Steve is the cat boyfriend and Eddie is the dog boyfriend. They are just deceptive because Steve wears brighter colors and Eddie has a dark aesthetic.

Just a thought I had to get out.

#stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve harrington x eddie munson

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talesfrommedinastation · 8 months

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My redneck neighbor Doug's interpretations on various 'Bad Batch' characters: Side Character Edition!

I'm chuffed that everyone thinks my neighbor Doug is funny: he really is a gem. I had no idea we'd bond over Star Wars and crappy weather, but here we are.

Naturally, I had to bother him about other characters that showed up on The Bad Batch, so, here we go!

Phee Genoa: Ah-ha, that there’s Church Lady. You know her, she’s got a big square in her pocketbook and you don’t know if it’s pound cake or a brick, because the Lord saves but He can’t help you in the alley when you’re in Treme and the streetlights just turned on. She has two ex-husbands who are both preachers and they turned to Jesus because they are so scared of Church Lady in court.

(So I guess he’s saying Phee has raw WHO DAT energy, for my Saints fans out there)

Cid: Looking at this fat lizard bitch makes me hungry. I call that one Houma-BBQ because I’m guessing we could feed a whole parish fire station based on the size of her tail. I wish she’d shut up, she reminds me of my mother-in-law.

Cad Bane: Homeboy looks like a Sesame Street character who teaches Big Bird about concealed carry laws. I call him Gun Safety Muppet. I don’t like him because he shot my Wife and I’s Boyfriend on the other show and his robot needs to be tossed into a wood chipper.

(“I’m not gay, but Jenny and I…well, we would make an exception to that man. You ever see ‘Deadwood’? Man is fine. I’m not GAY.”)

Fennec Shand: That’s The Chick that’s in Everything. She was on ER and Boba Fett and I think a Marvel show too? I like her. Hope she kills Gun Safety Muppet and hurls his blue ass into a dumpster.

Howzer: That’s my niece’s boyfriend, Jorge. We all love Jorge, nice guy, owns an auto repair shop and always remembers plates and napkins for the cookouts after church.

Gregor: Jorge’s cousin, Manny. Met him once at Christmas in Miami, nice guy, only drinks brown liquor and insists everyone arm wrestle him. But he’s got a good job as a PE teacher, we respect education, come on now.

The Martez Sisters: Aw, man, it’s Jorge’s Unemployed Sisters. I hate it when they show up for Christmas and get into fights with my momma.

(“Doug, you know they’re not related to the clones at all, right?” “Says who?” “The PLOT?” “Eh, they’ll change it, just watch.”)

Mayday: Aw, I liked this guy so much! That’s Sassy Park Ranger, he’s the type that gives you your camping permits, warns you about the bears, and then is all disappointed when you don’t properly stow your food and the bears destroy the campsite. I need to go back to Little River Canyon, that place was pretty.

Lt. Nolan: THAT STUPID BLOND JACKASS. (Doug was so enraged by the guy he had nothing else to add. Damn.)

Senator Chuchi: Why does this lady make me want a blue slushie? I’ll call her the Sonic Special. They need more Sonics here in the north, they really do.

Cody: That’s Obi-Wan’s Boyfriend, he’s sad all the time. We know why. (Confirmed that Doug is a Codywan shipper and I don’t know what to do about that)

Royce Hemlock: Is that Jimmy Neutron after he grew up and became one of those guys that’s on the internet all the time writing creepy things? It’s Jimmy-the-Scientist. He looks like the type of person dogs get weird around.

Rex: That's Rex. He's a king. Respect him.

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