#seriously not kidding

[zebulontheplanet]

People joke about rabies pride until they’re actually treated like an animal by society.

#zebrambles #rabies pride #seriously not kidding

[egberts]

just wanted to see how many postal workers are on tumblr so reblogging is required for this one please thanks

#im kidding please dont take that seriously

[reinbouxsworld]

first encounters

#im replaying the whole game once again🤓☝️ #the fact that this scene is happening in a second #Leona thinking why does this herbivore have a funny smell #while yuu is just seriously asking herself if she could taking him on a fight #its funnier in my head cause they just 😠 but they are literally going to marry and have like three kids #my little ted talk 👍 #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst fanart #leona twisted wonderland #leona twst #twst leona #leona kingscholar #leona x yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #yuu twisted wonderland #twst yuu #yuno yamine #reinbouxsart

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies* #dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart? #dean: sure kid why not #destiel #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #supernatural #but seriously #i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???

[hyenaa-euphoria]

hope 2!!!

okay OKAY finally i figured out how to make this😭 it was a messy process to make it but at last!! ajjaajja

yeaaahh maybe catnap is getting in dogday’s head a bit😞

#catnap #dogday #this comic is NOT ship art!!! #poppy playtime #au #poppy playtime 3 #art #fanart #deep sleep #idk how to make manipulative people😭 #catnap stop using the kids as an excuse #seriously stop #this is like a better version 😭 in the original version catnap was way meaner #also yeah dogday was talking to himself in the first part 😞

[anxioussailorsoldier]

zelda: “no, but...I would also like this notarised”

the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can't tell me otherwise

the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game

#totk #totk spoilers #spoilers #zelda #loz #comic #leeroy #yona #sidlink #background tho #I understand that nintendo has made a decision but given that its a stupid decision i've elected to ignore it #I reject your reality and substitute my own #that firefly quote re yona “we always hoped you two kids would get together ... who is she?” #seriously sidon calls her his older sister fkdsjghssdf THATS NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL #Leeroy still has a korok in his hair hence the sparkles #he changed out of the fierce deity armour for one night #short skirt and gladiator shoes and one tit out #perfect

[elexuscal]

obsessed with how in Danny Phantom

when the network (i presume) went to the show's writing staff and said, "love the show, but the kid's a superhero, give him a logo, we need a logo"

they clearly thought. but uhhh chief his super hero costume is the outfit he died in. we can't change it.

but they *had* to change it.

and instead of any half-dozen solutions i can think of off the top of my head (e.g. season 2 power up, take advantage of his already canonical light shapeshifting powers)

they went "okay so a ghost genie re-writes reality so he never met Sam and therefore neve rdied so Sam convinces him to die all over again but not before slapping her own home-made logo on his chest"

ridiculous. awful. love it.

#seriously i adored that ep as a kid #even though i still at the time though this was weirdly convoluted #danny phantom

[judge-tenderly]

okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year

against

he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because

he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success

for

hes sooooo old

trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th

centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered

the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so

if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked

#british royal family #king charles #uk politics #trisha paytas #cancer #okay so melanomas might be more scary to other people but i’m australian we have more skin cancer clinics than gp clinics lmao #but seriously fingers crossed everyone i’m not kidding about the manifesting thing you never know

[ilovetvtoons]

Furry reminder that Muffin can be a bit of a brat. She's a good big sister to Socks at times.

#seriously #i just loved that little moment while watching the sign #abc kids #cartoons #animation #2d animation #bluey #muffin heeler #socks heeler #the sign #bluey the sign

[actually-autisticc]

Miguel:

#spider man #across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #HE SAID FUCK THEM KIDS #he can bite me #this was done before prob #seriously why is he hot #he can do that to me #eye strain #tw flashing #flashing lights #flash warning #tw eye strain

[multistanninglifestyle]

You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs

I’m not a hallucination

You’re a pipe dream

- The king’s men

So as a direct consequence of Nora Sakavic’s return and announcement of a spin off on Jean, I have once again been thrown into the depths of the never ending spiral of re-reading aftg. And it’s lovely, as always. Rip my grades tho💀.

#who needs grades anyways? #andreil #I am seriously concerned for their respiratory helth #forget the moriyamas #they will die of lung cancer #I love them too much I might go insane #who am I kidding I already am #aftg fanart #aftg #the kings men #the foxhole court #my art #all for the game

[spoopdeedoop]

what mk’s doing when he tells pigsy he’s out doing deliveries

#my art #lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #lmk mk #qi xiaotian #qi xiaotian fanart #sorry ive been inconsistent w animations i actually have to like. take schoolwork seriously now

[lifeof-pink]

do you think part of the reason why dokja’s face is so unclear/censored throughout most of the story is because his self as the oldest dream (ie 15 year old him) cant imagine himself surviving to adulthood

#i was inspired to write this because of a reddit post im reading rn #sighs #ohhh kim dokja #if i think too hard about little dokja i start crying #this thought came to me suddenly in study hall and #it took me out back and shot me in the head #seriously i feel sick im so so sad for kid kim dokja #i cant go too far into analysis i know sys and ljh can see his face #and kdjc slowly are able to see his face more and more over the story #but still #thinking so hard #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers #kim dokja

[pinktrapped]

His ass is NOT listening ❌❌❌

#too tired to draw seriously #sun wukong lmk #lmk #lego monkie kid fanart #lego monkie kid #lmk fanart #lmk monkey king #lmk shitpost #lmk nezha

[billfarrah]

If you think Wille giving up the crown and freeing himself means he will continue to have no interests or hobbies or goals outside of being with Simon then you missed the entire point of the ending.

Wille was never given the luxury of choosing his own hobbies or his own interests because he always did what was expected of him. He was forced to take music lessons as a kid. He joined the rowing team because that’s what his brother did. He partook in royal duties in season 3 because he felt like he had to. He has no idea what he likes or what he wants to do because his life was always planned out for him, even more so when he became the crown prince.

When he frees himself from the expectations of the crown and his family at the end, he’s now free to figure out what he likes, what he wants to do, where he wants to go. The world is finally his oyster. He’s fucking 17-years-old. He has all the time in the world to figure it out. I didn’t have the pressure of the monarchy and I had literally zero clue what I wanted to do. Wille has all the time in the world to figure it out. He doesn’t have any practical skills, but he’s also literally 17-years-old. In what world does even a regular, everyday 17-year-old have any or all that are needed? I personally didn’t even get a job until I was 19 and didn’t enter my current career until I was 26. He has time.

By choosing himself, Wille also chooses Simon, because Simon is and always will be a part of him, but that doesn’t mean Simon will continue to be the only thing in his life. The ending of the series is also the beginning of a new chapter in Wille’s life - where everything is unwritten and the possibilities are endless.

#young royals #yr #Wilhelm #wilmon #seriously the amount of bs I’ve seen about Wille having no life skills to exist outside the institution he was born into is so absurd #he’s literally a kid

[northlight14]

Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?

Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?

#how that convo should’ve went honestly #I adore lil miles with his lil bow tie and lil lawyer dreams #but seriously there’s no way that was the only time his lunch money got stolen😂 #bro was probs like ‘well at least they didn’t take it by force this time🤷’ #miles also canonically obayed the ‘snitches get stitches’ rule all those years which is why the other kids never got in trouble #when they took his money. I can’t be told otherwise about this it’s the only logical explanation #why do you think he had so much lunch money?! it was so he could toss the bullies some and keep the rest for himself #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #narumitsu #ace attorney incorrect quotes