He’s a ten but he’s too busy being a swinging space age bachelor man
He’s a ten but he’s in love with a woman on the other side of the earth and when he rages he raps about money in auto tune
He’s a ten but he wants to be Monique Gibeau, a hooker with a heart of black charcoal
She’s a ten but she doesn’t know who she is and her catchphrase is “when a lioness has children-“
She’s a ten but it took a horrible accident for her to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is
She’s a ten but she’s ginger
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This is why we(men) can’t have nothing nice 😤😩
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she’s a 10 but she took a quiz to see which of the 12 angry men she was and got juror #3
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She’s a ten but she writes 2 chapters of a fic with a really interesting plot and never finishes it
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She’s a 10 but she listens to Christmas music every season
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she’s a 10 but she listens to future so she’s a 300.
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She’s a ten but she needs you to put your fingers in her mouth otherwise she’ll think you hate her
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Your mutuals but their DNI applies to you
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she’s a ten but she’s certain that terry mcginnis is her bf
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She’s a ten but cries over her idols whenever they cry even though she has never met them and will literally sacrifice her life for them. 🤨🤨🤨
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