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luffyvace · 2 months

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Saiki k x Reader headcanons

This is on my anime’s I write for list and I haven’t written for it yet so I wanted to show what I can do! 😉

Enjoy!! I Love Saiki, Aren and Aiura 💗💜💛

Okay let’s face it

your regular.

average.

literally. (probably) like you are irl

doesn’t it feel good to have reader be accurate to how you are for once?

and that your fav would genuinely be into that and you know it?!

like you don’t have to pretend or imagine to be this cool, physically strong person your not for once?? Just me?

idk but it sure is refreshing

especially since it’s canon with saiki after he practically stalked that one dude

anyway onto the headcanons

I wanna start off by saying Saiki’s love languages are gift giving and quality time

the best part about gift giving is he could just leave it on your desk or night stand and watch your reaction from afar

they’re always very thoughtful since he can read your mind :) which is a plus!

and as for quality time he finds it quite peaceful to be around someone who’s not such a weirdo for once

and even if you are one, for some reason he can tolerate your strange behavior way better than he can your friends 😂

it’s always fun to play that one video game he has together

and it’s practically a requirement that every saiki k hcs have—you two will eat coffee jelly together

he would at least want you to try it and if you don’t like it’s that’s fine more for him

He’ll just get you whatever sweet, savory or spicy food you like so you can both enjoy something (and someone 💋) you love together!~

his mother absolutely adores you and is always pestering Saiki about when you’ll be back again

his dad thinks your a “good kid” (🗿) (like every dad says 😭)

Saiki loves to go on walks together

What he doesn’t like is when something chaotic happens to ruin it

but that’s besides the point—he loves to walk to school together!

nothing like getting up every day and seeing your lover. Going on a romantic walk too?*chefs kiss* 💋👩‍🍳

will try to indulge in your interests and hobbies to keep you happy

you may or may not be a introvert like him

if you aren’t he’ll go out and hang out with friends even if that’s outside of his comfort zone for you

but do remember to cut him some slack if he doesn’t want to or wants to go home early <3

and if your an introvert? Wonderful!

99.99% of dates are spent at either of your rooms (not just houses cuz parents are annoying)

or at that one shop that sells the coffee jelly he likes

only if you agree of course

if you prefer something even more private that’s just fine with him!

he only ever wants some peace anyway

and you simply never disturb that, to which he very much appreciates

if your a touchy-feely typa peep, please keep it to a minimum? Especially in public??

he’s already not really a physical touch person the way a perceive it

not that he hates it or anything

he just is more comfy without it when unnecessary

at least in public

he already will probably want to keep your relationship a secret/private for as long as possible

(he knows it’ll get out eventually by some misfortune event 🤦‍♀️)

but since they find out anyway here’s they’re reactions!

Honestly Nendo probably won’t realize your dating until you explicitly say so

either that or he’ll be the first one to know and just be like ‘oh, i thought everyone knew that’

Aren really doesn’t mind and thinks your relationship is sweet

Hairo supports wholeheartedly- maybe a little too much 😅💗

Chiyo is lowkey jealous you both got into a relationship before her but she’s happy

Torisuka is MAD jealous of Saiki but deep inside he’s still happy for you two

Kaido is also a tad jealous because he knows he would practically never find a girl his mom would accept but otherwise he pretty much supports 😭💕

Mera just uses your dates to get some free food (JOKING) she thinks you guys are cute

Saiko (Teruhashi’s brother) would be happy Saiki finally stopped desperately chasing his sister and learned his place (it’s the other way around bro 😑)

Uryoku (the magician dude) would be like ‘oh you dating someone master? Great! Now I need help for my upcoming show-“

Aiura immediately tests to see if you two are compatible and how long you’ll be together

turns out you are!! And you two stay together ♡

she thinks that’s adorable and will do anything for your relationship

will tear anyone who tries to split you apart a new one (they were just trying to say hi)

Aiura is the most supportive of your relationship

btw here we’re going with Saiki is her platonic soulmate instead (she prob already is)

Kusuke (Saiki’s brother) is very much so interested in the person his brother has fallen in love with

he will observe you and ask you lots of questions once he meets you

which I’m telling you Saiki tried so hard to make sure you never would.

what happened?

his mom happened.

”Kusuo! He’s your brother! He should get to meet your partner!”

now Teruhashi I had to save for last..

her reaction depends

if she still loves Saiki she tries to befriend you while turning on the charm with Saiki

her plan is to befriend you and basically make you go ‘oh! You like Saiki? Well I guess I’ll back off then since were friends”

and finally have Saiki go ‘oh wow’ and fall in love with her

otherwise if she doesn’t love him, moves on or whatever the case may be..

she probably doesn’t care much for your relationship unless your friends

i mean she’s kinda like that to anyone she isn’t friends with right?

In other news

Your friends def mess up your dates unintentionally

poor Saiki- since he’s usually the one to plan them

nothing too extravagant- usually just out for food..BUT STILL!

They always tag along and become 3rd, 4th and sometimes 5th wheels or more! 😀

on the bright side-

at some point in the relationship you get to call him Kusuo and it’s a big step for you two! 💖

”well, I guess we’ve been dating long enough right? You can just call me Kusuo..”

I wanna write for the disastrous life of Saiki k (mob psycho 100 and black butler as well) more in the future! So send in requests!

Truly hope you enjoyed loves~

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peccaberry · 2 months

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Volo but merman AU. His tail would probably be based on a shiny Milotic.

I will give you what you seek but I am incapable of making it anything but a Volorei AU 😂 ACD based so it's an AU of a fanfiction? Sure why not. You come to me that's what you get.

ACD Volorei Merman AU basic outline:

AU takes place in modern day Sinnoh. Both Rei and Akari are there and are in a Queerplantonic relationship.

Akari takes Rei to the lake to celebrate his 19th birthday and while they're having a picnic together Rei sees the flash of a Shiny Milotic tail in the water.

Rei is a fire type trainer but that's an insanely rare find so he pulls out a quick ball anyway and manages to hit it with a well timed backstrike.

He and Akari are beside themselves with excitement until Rei lets the Milotic out and they discover that it's a Merman with the tail of a Milotic.

Rei is freaking out, partly because he didn't believe in mermaids before but also because the merman is insanely cute.

Rei comes to the conclusion that the Milotic DNA was enough for the PokeBall to consider him a Pokemon and allow the capture.

Akari is on the ground laughing partly because the whole thing is so crazy but also because Rei won't stop apologizing to the merman who seems completely unbothered by the whole thing and mostly just curious about the technology. He introduces himself as Volo.

Akari insists on taking a photo of them together and Rei cannot keep his cool with Volo hanging off him.

Rei does his best to keep Volo a secret as he and Akari travel through Sinnoh together and they have a lot of adventures with him. Some people do find out but agree not to tell.

Volo really enjoys learning more about the human world and how things are different from the culture he's used to. Rei buys him shirts to wear and he enjoys experimenting with different outfits. Akari has to scold Rei for spending too much on clothing but Rei can't help it because Volo is just so cute.

Volo is very good at getting into trouble and a lot of adventures start that way.

Volo figures out that flirting with Rei can get him what he wants and it's all over from there.

Volo and Rei fall in love during their adventures together and have to work through the more complicated parts of how confessing their feelings and how dating each other would work. Akari is supportive of Rei dating him and also being her QPP. Volo has no issues with Akari and is happy she is around so much.

Volo and Akari become good friends and enjoy spending time together. She enjoys braiding his hair and showing him human media on her phone when they wind down at the end of the day.

Volo doesn't try to fight god in this AU or anything, it's just a good time. No sad, only happy and adventure. Volo is just a curious and charming weirdo.

Eventually Rei would probably get a house by the lake with Akari and Volo would be able to go between the lake and the house whenever he wanted. The laundry for the amount of towels he uses to dry off before going into the house is probably ridiculous. They'd have an outdoor shower for him to wash all the lake gunk off beforehand too.

This was a fun ask thank you for the prompt 🥺🙏 I love mervolo very much. God help you Rei.

Edit: I had added (and it disappeared because Tumblr I guess??) that Rei offers to release Volo but Volo says he wants to adventure with him so that's why he doesn't just go back to the lake. He is free to leave at any time and chooses not to because he wants the freedom to travel a Pokeball affords him. If he tried to adventure on his own people would freak out because he's a merman.

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rollerskate2theface · 1 year

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Stranger Things future AU where Eddie becomes famous

*During an Corroded Coffin interview*

Eddie: Oh yeah a TON of weird shit happened where we grew up, my high school bully died falling through a fault line after a massive earthquake

Gareth: Eddie man he wasn’t a high school bully he literally tried to hunt and kill you

Eddie: So did half the town he’s not special

The interviewer: 🧍

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*In the middle of a Corroded Coffin performance*

Eddie: Hey everybody! Hope you’re having an awesome time, just wanted to shout out my most metal fan Congresswoman Applejack!

Erica *shouting from the crowd*: I’m not a fan, nerd, you begged me to come here!

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*Eddie on Twitter*

@EddieMunstrosity ✓

Hey @Michael_Byers remember when you made up having a girlfriend all of your freshman year? Hah lameo

@Michael_Byers ✓

Eddie you know El, she literally saved you from being eaten alive by bats

@Jane.Hopper.Byers

Accusations

@Michael_Byers ✓

Oh come on El we dated

@Jane.Hopper.Byers

False accusations

@EddieMunstrosity ✓

💀💀💀💀

@C0roded-C0ffin-Stan

She saved you from WHAT

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*On a livestream*

Eddie: What’s up my little sheep, I’m just cooking dinner

Steve *offscreen*: Nope

Eddie: I’m just doing some prep

Steve *offscreen*: Try again

Eddie: I’m just patiently waiting for dinner

Steve *offscreen*: Not quite

Eddie: I’m just getting in the way of my lovely husband who’s cooking dinner?

Steve *walking into frame*: Ding ding ding now say goodbye to the people and get off the counter

Eddie *waving at the camera*: Goodbye to the people and get off the counter

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*Twitter again*

@Trashytabloid

Lead guitarist of Corroded Coffin, Eddie Munson, and famous New York Times photographer, Jonathan Wheeler-Byers spotted having lunch together only 6 days before Valentines Day. Could there be an affair in our midsts? To find out read: https://thisisfake.com

@Steve_M

Wow Jon you steal my first love AND the loml? Shammmme

@Jonathan.Wheeler ✓

What can I say I’m irresistible

@EddieMunstrosity ✓

@Steve_M baby I’m so sorry I couldn’t resist his charms

@Nancy.Wheeler ✓

Felt 😔

@Steve_M

NANCE 😭

@Buckman_And_Robin

NANCE 😂

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*Corroded Coffin on The Tonight Show*

Jimmy Fallon: So Jeff, I hear that you write a majority of the band’s songs, do you feel that that’s appreciated in the group

Jeff: Oh, thank you for asking Jimmy, I absolutely do not think that’s appreciated, no

Jimmy *laughing*: What?!

Grant, Eddie, & Gareth: WOAH woah woah What?? What do you mean?? Hey cmon man!

Jeff: Ed broke into my place at 4 in the morning a couple days ago telling me to write a song about “how it feels to be a lizard”. What does that even mean???

Eddie: You just don’t get the vision

Jeff: THEN WRITE IT YOURSELF WEIRDO- see what I’m talking about here Jimmy?

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avi17 · 10 months

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Doing an ST rewatch with a friend who has never seen it (which has been very fun but that's another post), but after watching 4.01 again I'm honestly just kinda baffled that so many people- both casual viewers and people more involved in fandom- consider Eddie and Chrissy to be a "canon" ship. They literally have one scene together where they actually talk, and they....smile? Are nice to each other despite incorrect preconceived notions of each other? Remember that each other existed in middle school? There is no explicit verbal flirting, no "man remember middle school? I had such a crush on you back then." Genuinely even less to it than I remembered. Especially since through this entire thing Chrissy was dating someone else who there's actually no evidence she had a problem with, but that's also another post.

If that truly makes something canon, then the bar for straight ships is literally on the floor.

If you're out here talking about how they have chemistry beneath just the words they said, or what could have been if canon hadn't happened, then like...that's fandom. You're doing fandom. XD Which is fine! That's what we're all doing! But the fact that so many people consider them to be literally canon based on this one interaction, but treat people who see similar or more interactions between same gender characters as reasons to ship them like weirdos, that ain't it. It's not canon, but more importantly, it's not actually necessary to insist it's canon for it to be valid. Just ship your fan ship like everybody else and be aware and admit that's what it is and I think we'd all have coexisted a lot better this past year. 😂

#eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #steddie #stranger things #st4 #stranger things 4

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swissboyhisch · 11 months

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Fun Shenanigans

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mcdavid97: She may be annoying but I love her❤️ || 📷: yourbestie tagged: yourinsta

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yourbestie: My photo, yes. But couple goals! And now you can't argue with me cause it's official!

stephlechance: Why so cute?! Couple goals ❤️❤️

user: I wish I had a relationship like them ❤️

user: I want a boyfriend like Connor 😍😍😍 His smile when he looks at her is precious ❤️

yourinsta: I love you too Con ❤️❤️❤️ Is it time to work out though?

mcdavid97: let's go

user: she works out too?

yourbestie: they always work out together! It's quite cute.

user: Happy. Happy. Happy.

user: Couple goals. I want to be like them.

clairefaye: of course 😒😒

user: anyone feel like their theme song is I'm Lost Without You by Blink-182

user: agreed

yourinsta: they're my favourite band, also one of my favourite songs 😍

zstrome: aren't you supposed to be at the gym yourinsta

user: oh zstrome caught you out

yourinsta: We are on our way to the gym, Con is driving username zstrome

user: This couple never fails to make my life seem boring 😂

dylstrome19: have fun weirdo gym couple! You can get sweaty while I'm gauging on chips on my couch watching Disney

user: DYlan 😂😂😂

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mcdavid97: I'm proud of my girl doing the sport she loves so much! This is a selfie I received (while I was at training) when she got ready to go to karate, training for the Olympics in 2020, Japan. tagged: yourinsta

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user: SHE DOES KARATE!

tess.caldon: Won't be repping USA together 😭😭

yourinsta: I'm sorry tess.caldon!!! I'll be repping Canada if I do go 😭

username: what belt? Has she represented a country before?

yourbestie: 3rd dan black belt. She has also first represented USA when she was 14 and has continued to represent her Dojo, State and Country.

user: wasn't she just in Ireland?

yourinsta: yes, I was just in Ireland for the World Championships just before I moved to Canada!

yoursis: Proud older sister here!

cammcdavid: Proud. Proud. Proud.

user: OMG I WAS THERE! MY SISTER COMPETED AGAINST YOU. HOW DID I NOT REALISE IT WAS YOU?! YOU ARE SO GOOD AT KARATE! YOUR KUMITE (free fighting) IS SO GOOD AND YOUR KATA IS IMPECIBLE! SHE IS THE CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION!

user: world champion?!

oscardaniels: she has been the reigning champion for a few years now

user: 😍😍😍😍

user: mcdavid97 will you go to support her?

mcdavid97: I'll support her through everything of course

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keltalbot: #WAGDateWednesday tagged: mikkymarrelli, yourbestie, brittlucic, yourinsta and laurenrodych

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laurenrodych: Love our weekly dates 😍

user: honestly goals.

user: They are all gorgeous 😍😍😍

edmontonoilers: Oilers WAGs are the best 🥰

yourinsta: hell yeah we are

user: These girls are honestly friend goals

yourinsta: Love you all 🥰

user: #WCW every day is y/n.

yourbestie: Ah we are cute 🥰

mkaberg: Best WAG date as Y/n is finally an official WAG

mikkymarrelli: ain't that the truth mkaberg

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cammcdavid: These two are super annoying…..ly cute 🤮🤮🤮 tagged: mcdavid97 and yourinsta

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user: #couplegoals

user: How are they so cute?!

user: I still can't believe they weren't dating before this week

yourbestie: right?!

mcdavid97: You make me so happy y/n

yourinsta: love you Con

user: Love the caption 😂

drat29: I swear he's never serious around y/n

user: siblings right?

user: The look on y/n's face 😍

TAG LIST:

@penny4yourthoughts @mp0625 @hischierhaze

@hughesmoyle

BE ADDED TO THE TAG LIST

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saenora · 3 months

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2, 9, and 11 for u and sae c:<

MAISIEEEE !!!! OMGGG!!! EEEEEP LEGGOO

What are your pet names for each other?

sae: zizu... (only when he wnats to butter me up) baby is always there

zen: princess, i call him princess most of the time... and saeyoo when i wanna butter him up. 😂

What was your first impressions of each other?

zen: i thought he was pretty cool when i saw him play...we were 5?6?

sae: .... zen's still a weirdo just lile they were back then.. she was alil hypeman.

When did you know you were in love?

sae: the first nite we hooked up after we made up and zen was having the worst week... dwouldnt say i knew it was love... but i was fucked for the rest of my life.

zen: first time we shared kisses (we were 13 and it was just cheek pecks) i got over it when he left 💀 but i'd count it as love... but also after our first date.. that is post confession

couple ask game <3

#THANKYOU SM FOR SENDING ASKSS 🥹🥹🫶#IDK WHAT TO EVEN WRITE IN TAGSJDJDJD #I AM SORRY THIS SLEFJSIP HAS BEEN THROUGH ALOT OF UPPIES AND DOWNIESS #maisie !!! 🫶

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judegossip · 14 days

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About the Jade Voss situation, Jude followed and was liking her pictures and people decided that they were dating. Jade would also be sprinkling the rumours by making tiktoks and making it seem like they are together. She also pretended to be at Winter Wonderland with Jude after he was pictured there but people soon called her out for her lies. I guess that’s when she started dating his friend noah . If you can’t have him, go for his bestie😂 she also is in literally every footballers likes

Like why does jude always go for so weird girls

None of them have a actual serious job

I mean azra and Laura at least do social media or in lauras case hotel reviews (escorting lmao 🫣) but the others literally do nothing with their life

Santchitty is jobless, Jade voss is a part time dj...

Jade Voss is a weirdo she wanted Jude so bad

This was back in 2022 but I remember she replied to a comment abt Jude saying “ I’ll go tell him ” and “ why you trying to claim someone that isn’t yours ” indicating that she was with him. Reason why people thought they were together

The winter wonderland one was funny as if she thought people wouldn’t find out 🤣🤣

She moved to his bestfriend Noah after realising she wouldn’t bag him and he ended up cheating on her

She likes a lot of footballers posts without following them which is so weird

Santchitty quit her job to focus on social media but deactivated her insta account, Azra makes a lot from social media and Laura just does hotel reviews ( escorting ) 🤣 and also social media.

Out of all of them Azra makes the most tbh.

#jude bellingham

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television-overload · 3 months

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NCIS / X-Files crossover fic I'll never write because the audience is probably just me: #1

Circa 2012. Bill and Tara Scully have been living in the D.C. area for a few years now after Bill was transferred to the Naval station in Norfolk. Their 15 year old son, Matthew, goes missing.

The NCIS Major Case Response Team takes the case, but something about his disappearance is strange. They hit a dead end pretty quickly.

Shortly after, a doctor and her husband show up on NCIS' doorstep demanding to speak to the agents in charge of the case. They meet with the NCIS team and explain that the woman, Scully, is the missing boy's aunt, and that she and her husband are former FBI agents that specialized in the unexplained. They demand to see the evidence.

Blah blah blah, they help them solve the case. But the real fun stuff is the character interactions you get along the way.

DiNozzo and Mulder bonding over a shared appreciation of movies (though DiNozzo will admit that Mulder's taste in movies tends to be a little more... obscure). DiNozzo totally brags that he played basketball for Ohio State.

Scully assisting Dr. Mallard with an autopsy in the course of the investigation, while Mulder observes and bounces criminal profile theories off him and chats about his education in the U.K.

F.B.I. agent Fornell stopping by and commenting something about "those weirdos who worked in the basement."

Somehow, the Lone Gunmen come up in conversation, and McGee nerds out because he totally was subscribed to them in the 90s. Abby blows his mind by saying something like "Oh yeah, I dated Ringo back in 94, haven't I told you that?"

Ziva and Scully both definitely bond over their ridiculous goofball partners, and how irritating and reckless they can be.

...and Mulder and Scully IMMEDIATELY clock the tension between Tony and Ziva. And make it their mission to prevent them from making the same mistakes they did. Oh yeah, this is totally a Tiva getting their act together hypothetical fic.

Tony shares how he rescued Ziva from imprisonment in a terrorist camp in Somalia. He'd thought she was dead. Mulder mentions going to Antarctica to save Scully, and Tony definitely thinks the whole alien story is a little odd but goes along with it anyway lol.

And because Mulder and Scully might have started to have some differences and difficulties, this case (and seeing themselves in this younger partner duo) reminds them what it's all about, and their relationship gets strengthened.

Anyway, I've thought about this a lot cause they're my two favorite shows, but I don't think the overlap of the Tiva fandom with Mulder and Scully is all that large, so this will never happen 😂

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batllethinker · 6 months

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I’m sorry but “might have definitely dated” sounds funny af

Anyway personally I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Whether people believe Leah dated Jordan or not (i think it’s kinda insane not to but i get it for people who weren’t around at a time. The last Valentines day when they posted for. each other Leah also liked some tweets from a woso journo praising the gay couples who were brave enough to post each other for making everyone feel like woso is a welcoming community. Patting herself on the back there Leah 😂)

What was i saying… whether people believe they dated or not it’s been pretty well known or at least suspected that Leah was into girls even before she started dating Jordan. She used to get spotted quite often at a gay club in MK, Pink’s, even tweeted herself about going there once (and got hate from a bunch of weirdo men. as an 18 yr old. imagine ffs), first day after deleting Jordan from her insta after they most likely broke up she was pictured at a wlw event.. she didn’t waste any time there lol

And I don’t think Leah herself is too hung up on labels and would feel insulted. Most people i know see gay as an umbrella term anyway. See the comment she made on this insta post replying to her friend:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTIHUQ-Kl9S/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

“Big dyke vibes” lmao. Unless she meant “big dick vibes” which fair play to her ig 🔥💪

Anyway that’s just my 2 cents. You’re never gonna see me going to her insta and commenting “gay ass outfit” under her posts but i also don’t think we should police people that hard and be so overprotective. I feel like Leah gets infantilized a lot by the fandom bc people are under the impression that she was trying to become more private with Jordan and didn’t want anyone knowing about their relationship. When in reality they’ve just been broken up the entire time. It was only hopeful delusion and i think deep inside fans knew bc the change up was too sudden and without any real catalyst. I would’ve been suspicious if it happened when Leah was named permanent captain and gained popularity but it happened before that

Hm, yeah. I just think that I've been in too many fandoms where shipping between friends (most often) is way too prevalent, which probably is why I feel kinda iffy about certain rumors and whatnot between some players (not Leah in particular but), because there's been alot of celebrities that have actually spoken out about how uncomfortable shipping makes them.

Which is also why I don't really like to talk about possible couples or those kind of things (some ships are just unhinged too)

It was very clear that there has been a falling out between her and Jordan, which I assume would be the break up but friends fall out all the time without making it public.

Also the gay club thing I find so funny, like idk why but Leah is so funny(not the right word but)

#cas answers #anon ask #leah williamson

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buniyaad · 9 months

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I’m not a BruceBabs shipper but people who get so scandalized by it or any other non-DickBabs ships are so annoying. And it’s usually Oracle fans who think the only people only like something else is because they are anti Babs. Babs used to be married to Bruce in the Superman universe and has even dated Clark Kent. They were literally only 3-4 years apart compared to Barbara and Dick who are 6-7 years apart and Barbara was literally older than Talia al Ghul at one point. DickBabs always is held to like this moral standard but honestly to me it’s like the writers settled for the the most boring and safest option which sucks because I wish that the one canonically disabled wheelchair user that DC has would have had a grand romance but yet… like it grates on me that when fans talk about reasons to like DickBabs it is because it’s a disabled woman in a relationship but like she would be a disabled woman in a relationship in whatever relationship she was in because she is a disabled woman. I don’t care for DickBabs and I honestly don’t even care for the age gap like let Babs have a younger guy and have fun, but the ship itself is just boring to me. Anybody else but that please.

i think the biggest mistake was to downgrade babs down to a dick’s contemporary when there were a hundred other ways (albeit none of them even slightly appropriate 😂) to get to the dickbabs agenda, but like, none of it was leveraged…. it’s always irked me, personally, bc there was nothing cookie cutter about their romance to begin with, and there were multiple layers of complexity that didn’t directly involve bruce getting between them, but i feel like in the current era, most of what made them dickbabs even remotely complex was straight up eliminated and or sterilized…. For what? for dick and barbara to be each other’s halal soulmate? forgive my language, but their relarionship’s entire conception was haram 😂 erasing and downplaying what made their relationship ‘theirs’ does nothing but diminish their personal histories and the fact that they each literally brought out the worst in each other at times.

and it’s not to say either are or were perfect. they are not. they are so fucked up i have to actually laugh bc they are both my mentally ill babus and i truly wish dc creative slt could SEE that they can be their best weirdo selves WITHOUT falling into the trap of reducing them to the kind of couple conservatives love to tout as “true love” when we know the only true love in dc comics is kon el and bart allen. also, break dickbabs up 5ever!

and ur absolutely right that babs deserves her fun! personally, i think brubabs is the answer to freeing selina kyle from all the straight woman allegations (i would like her to peacefully fuck other men abd women for at least ten years without hearing a single word about broose) and barbara from the dick-is-your-soulmate garbage. reality is that dickbabs has been as bust as dickkory for the last nine million years (as much as i love dickkory muah muah). one of my biggest critiques of dc comics writing is that motherfuckers cant commit to a character development point for their life. we were over both dickkory and dickbabs in 2010. not bc people didn’t enjoy their ships, but bc the writing staffs went out of their way to slander every single character. i recently saw a post that dickkory only looks good in elseworlds stories cuz the main comic runs fucked his ass UP. and i agree! the same should be applied to dickbabs, bc they lost their appeal eons ago as well. they want nightwing’s ass ate so damn bad, they need to get him a new girlfriend. a boyfriend, even! but leave babs and kory out of it 😭😭😭

Inshallah, hopefully dc creative SLT will understand the great fuckup they’re committing these days. if i cant get brubabs, i would like to see barbara go on a lil date with one of the many beautiful men and women in gotham. if she slept with selina, i would support it.

#this is not a dick hatepost i love dick i just want him outta women’s business for a few years #anti dickbabs #barbara gordon #brubabs #dc comics #real talk

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greetings-and-salutations · 2 years

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“Slightly More Anonymous Than Usual Karate Kids Getting Wasted and Starting Fist Fights”

Robby Keene x Reader Part 1

Day 4 of the 13 Nights of Halloween Spooktacular!!!

Masterlist | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

(Gif not mine)

Requested? No

Summary: (Y/n) really doesn’t want to go to the stupid Halloween Masquerade Ball. But, maybe Moon was right. Maybe she’d finally find her soulmate under the cheap streamers and disco lighting… (a cinderella retelling)

soulmate au: You find your soulmate when you touch for the first time and the date and time you met becomes engraved as a tattoo on your wrist.

Warnings: starred out swear words, that’s about it? Nothing really happens in this part. It’s a build up 😂👌

Pairing: Robby Keene x Fem!Reader

“What kind of weirdo school hosts a masquerade ball on Halloween? Scratch that. Better question: what kind of weirdo school hosts a masquerade ball at all?” (Y/n) asked bitterly, as Yasmine tossed another dress on top of the, already much too large, pile in her arms. Yas was excited for the dance. (Y/n) on the other hand…

The blonde simply shrugged her shoulders, her mind clearly focused on the task at hand, rather than her friend’s words.

“West Valley, apparently.” She held up a baby blue dress to (Y/n)’s figure with a scrutinizing gaze before returning it to the rack. “Oh, c’mon, (Y/n/n). Don’t be such a buzzkill. I’m sure it’ll be fun.” (Y/n) gave her an disbelieving look.

“If by ‘fun’ you mean: hiding in a corner while the karate kids get wasted on questionable punch and start another fist fight, then yeah… fun…” Yasmine rolled her eyes, clearly used to the other girl’s dramatics.

“(Y/n)…” She started, but she just continued.

“No, I suppose you’re right. This one will be different. There’ll be slightly-more-anonymous-than-usual karate kids getting wasted and starting fist fights. Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m sold.”

And she wasn’t even exaggerating. (Y/n) would be genuinely surprised if some karate-gang related violence didn’t go down at the school-sanctioned holiday event. It was almost tradition at this point. A tradition (Y/n) wasn’t necessarily too keen to be a part of.

“You don’t have to be so sarcastic.” Yas pointed out, moving through the aisles of clothing with a purpose that (Y/n) was, as of yet, unaware.

“Sarcastic? Whatever do you mean?” (Y/n) fired back with an over-exaggerated gasp that sent the blonde sighing in complaint. “I’m clearly just thrilled about being invited to something so exclusive. It’s not like the entire school was invited or anything. Oh wait…” (Y/n) trailed off as they finally stopped in front of a set of couches placed purposefully in front of a pair of fitting rooms.

“Remind me again why I took you dress shopping?” Yas asked, pinching her nose with a sigh, as (Y/n) dropped the dress pile haphazardly onto one of the chairs.

“Because you’ve secretly hated me all these years and derive happiness from my misfortunes?” (Y/n) offered with a sarcastic smile that caused Yasmine to make a disapproving face, before something behind (Y/n) seemed to catch her eye.

“Well, that was a little dark. Is (Y/n) in a bad mood cause she’s being forced to go all Cinderella this weekend?” Moon asked as she came up to the two with a handful of dresses of her own in her grasp. Yasmine nodded her head.

“Uh huh.”

“Jokes on you, that’s actually pretty accurate. I’ve gotta leave at 12.” (Y/n) pointed out, suddenly glad for her mothers strict, yet, somehow simultaneously, often varying, curfew. Yas turned to her with such an offended face you’d think she had just casually mentioned murdering a small puppy. Or, in a more Yasmine-style example, apparently: leaving a party before the obligatory five hour mark.

“What the he*l? Why?” She asked, Moon paying attention, but seeming less insulted by the conversation, as she rifled through the pile of tulle and lace. (Y/n) just shrugged.

“Mom’s working a weird shift. She wants me home before she leaves.” She explained, causing Yasmine to groan obnoxiously.

“You’re mom sucks.” She complained, causing (Y/n) to laugh.

“I bet if I told her you said that she wouldn’t let me go to the dance with you.” She pointed out, still kind of looking for an excuse to get out of the whole thing, but also having pretty much come to terms with the fact that she would more-than-likely be forced to attend. Yasmine turned to her with a devilish grin.

“Bold of you to assume we were going together.” She teased, (Y/n)’s jaw dropping at the words.

“What the actual f*ck? Who?” She asked, suddenly much more interested in the whole endeavor, though she certainly wasn’t going to tell her friends that. Yas blushed a little, before answering.

“Demetri asked me.” She said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. (Y/n)’s brow furrowed. Sure, she knew who he was. Demetri Alexopolous: that loud-mouthed nerdy kid that (Y/n) shared a math class with. There was nothing wrong with him. (Y/n) suppose he was actually a pretty nice guy under all the… personality. But Yasmine had never seemed the “personality” type…

“And you said yes?” She asked, still not quite believing it. Yas shrugged.

“I’ve got layers, you know.” (Y/n) didn’t know how true that was, but opted not to comment on it, as another thought had suddenly gained her attention.

“Is he your…“ she trailed off gesturing to the inside of her blank wrist, not wanting to say the word ‘soulmate’ out loud as it was considered unlucky to talk about them before they were found. Not that (Y/n) necessarily believed the superstition, but if there ever was a time of year for her to start…

“Well, no.” Yasmine started casually, though by the way she was picking at her manicure, (Y/n) could tell there were certainly some unpacked feelings on the subject. But, before either she or Moon could comment on it, she was continuing. “But whoever said there’s harm in having a little fun in your teen years?” (Y/n) sent her a pointed look.

“My mother.” She joked, though ultimately deciding against interfering in Yasmine’s love life. It just wasn’t worth the hassle, besides she was sure the blonde girl wouldn’t listen to her anyways. “But you do you, babe…” (Y/n) turned to Moon, who was now holding up a red dress to her person and admiring it in the mirror. “So what about you then? Pick me up at 7?” She asked jokingly, though her smile dropped when Moon turned to face her with an apologetic expression.

“About that…” (Y/n)’s eyes widened, and her mouth fell open in shock, and a tad bit of anger.

“What the actual sh*t!?! So not only do I have to go to this stupid dance that I really don’t want to go to, by the way. But, I also have to go stag like some friendless loser?” This is bullsh*t! What had (Y/n) done to deserve such poor luck? And on one of her favorite days of the year too!

“Sorry…” Moon mumbled, Yas quick to piggy back off her with a “Yeah, sorry, babe,” before Moon continued her feeble attempt to remedy the situation.

“I mean we’ll still hang out with you and everything-“ She started, Yasmine agreeing from her new spot, now having replaced Moon in front of the mirror as she contemplated something in a shiny dark purple.

“Yeah, totally! You won’t be able to get rid of us.” She added, though (Y/n) couldn’t tell if she was being sarcastic or not.

“Uh huh.” (Y/n) grumbled her annoyance, reaching forward into the pile and grabbing the first thing she saw, quickly checking the tag, before standing to leave. “Oh, look. This is my size. I’m gonna go pay.”

“Wait, don’t you want to try it-“ Moon started asking, but (Y/n) had already been in here with Yasmine for over an hour and honestly, she had some much-needed alone time to get to if she was expected to be able to make it through the following evening.

“Nope!” She said, not turning back as the front desk came into view.

“Okay… we’ll see you tomorrow then?” Moon called out across the store, (Y/n) throwing a thumbs up back in answer.

“For sure. Bye!”

“Bye, (Y/n)!”

“Yeah, bye babe!”

+ + +

“Will this be all for you today?”

“Yup.”

“That’ll be $249.99.”

Lovely…

Tag lists are open!!!

Tags: @electriclcvewp @kaqua @nickangel13 @lolawassad @imaslutforsstuff @andrewgarfields-girlfriend @nani-2305 @hawkinsavclub1983 @kaitieskidmore1

#13 Nights of Halloween Spooktacular #cobra kai fic #cobra kai x reader #robby cobra kai #cobra kai fanfic #cobra kai imagine #robby keene cobra kai #robby keene fluff #robby keene soulmate au #robby cobra kai x reader #robby keene fic #robby keene fanfic #robby keene x reader #robby keene

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channieandhisgoonsquad · 6 months

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Dream Journal

Pairing: me x Han (it’s my dream 😂)

Warnings: none. It’s FLUFF.

Word Count: 616

Comments: my brain makes me dream random things. So here it is 🖤

So, I was playing this game during my break at work. But the game glitched really weird. I got mad and got off it. I worked at a school, and I realized I had left my cup for drinking in the break room.

While heading there, I was explaining to my coworker how the game had messed up. It was a solo game but for some reason when I went into a different building in the game there were these kid-sized NPCs (non-playable characters) that just started walking up to me and blowing up. Han was walking towards me so I stopped in front of him to show what the people in the game would do. And I just looked at him when I stopped a foot away and said “explosion!” And he laughed even though he had no idea what I was doing.

He asked about what he'd missed, and I told him I’d explain it if he walked with me to grab my cup. He agreed and turned around to follow me but he put his arm around my shoulders and so I grabbed his waist. I was freaking out internally because I don’t think we’d ever done this before.

Anyways, we walked in tandem linked together while I repeated it. He was so sweet. He knew the game and was also really confused about what had happened. The hallways were getting filled with kids going to their next classes, but we kept walking like that. When we got to the employee lounge area though, there was a weird set of tables outside that only had a narrow way through.

So, Hannie grabbed my hand while he waited for the kids to stop walking in front of us so we could dive through. He pulled me along and then we were in a long hallway going to the break room.

As he held my hand still, I was talking about how cute the valentine decorations were. He just smiled at me and told jokes while we walked. He was still holding my hand the whole time. We grabbed my cup in the room I'd left it in, and I saw someone had gotten boba tea. I realized that Han had been walking around with me instead of getting food for his lunch.

“Did you eat yet?”

He shrugged “I had a snack. I was going to actually get boba after work.” We sat down at a table filled with other employees talking about stuff.

“Boba sounds so good!” I said back to him.

“I can get you some if you want. Since I get done before you.”

I was visibly excited. He was sitting right next to me, and I had his full attention still even though we were just talking about tea. I told him I would pay him back if he does get me some. He put his hand on my knee and said, “No I want to get it for you.” And I started blushing.

He grabbed my hand and held it under the table while we talked to our colleagues, and I was talking to a lady next to me. I said something about Jisung and she said, “wait who’s Jisung?” And I leaned back into Han and put my hand on his cheek and tapped it a couple of times. He was so confused but I still said, “This funny guy right here.” He just laughed and put his head on my shoulder and the lady I was talked to just shook her head at us weirdos.

It ended with me saying that I would just leave early and go with him to get the tea. And Han got me blushing when he said.

“Sweet. So, it’s an official date, then?”

My Spooky Pookies: @lyramundana @2chopsticks2eyes @sweetracha @moonlightndaydreams @linlinaert @caitlyn98s @stolasisyourparent @queenmea604 @diorrxluvskz @noellllslut @queen-in-the-shadows @antoniorhinothethird

🥰🖤🤪

#stray kids dream #stray kids dreams #han jisung is adorable #stray kids #skz #i love him #han jisung #loml #hannie #stray kids drabbles #stray kids imagines #han jisung drabbles #han jisung imagines #han jisung dream #channie and his goon squad #channie and his thoughts

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eviltiddyproductions · 7 months

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Destined With You : Episode 9

one thing about my sister, she’s going to land in situations that are horror movie adjacent

sister GET OUT OF HERE !!!!

girl will you start running when the shadow catches up to you 💀? get up !! run !!!!

second male lead I have my eyes on you 🤨! you were wearing a hoodie the last time too she got chased!

lmao the second time in this show a man has had to change the lights

damn didn’t the boss have a blind date? 😭 not him moving things

lmao not the ramen line still doing the rounds

honestly he’s real for this! I’m super appreciative of people who ask before hugging or kissing! 🙏

girl we’re on episode 9, while I appreciate them trying to give this couple screen time I still have no idea what lore we’re working with in general (with all of the past stuff from the joseon era + that cheating fiancée) like we’ve got things to unravel over here !!!

I know the mom might be a little uninvolved and ditzy but I do not care about our man’s dad at all. Like you can’t hide his disease from his own mom?!? 😭 plus what even is going on with him and his family lol. the only time his dad interacts with him is to ask him about his marriage or his disease and he ignores his mom. other than that I have no idea what’s going on with them.

my memory is so garbage like until some other character calls them by name I have no idea what my people are called

what’s going on with my girl omg 😨 take her to a hospital!!! she was about to pass out while being chased too

aaah she’s suspicious of him too! ( a first considering the dramas I’ve watched 💀)

these damn blackouts 😭😭😭

girl call that man downstairs or call the police !!!!

oh just a nightmare

all of that nonsense from his dad to not make a fuss just to stand and argue over Sin yu’s head 💀 (I’m sorry I’m about to be his biggest hater)

oh wow because of the week long break even I forgot that the last person our man met was that creepy gardener

awwww they look so sweet. I want to push and squish them next to each other

I don’t know what’s worse them not remembering someone is after them taking pictures or the weirdo we have no idea about clicking pictures 😭

lmao his fiancée said idc 💅💅💅

how many white dresses does my sister have

what are these shoes Nayeon 😭😭😭

aaah so this gardener has been busy hexing them

the camera zoom ins on this show are so random

I have an ominous feeling

these fireworks are gorgeous

I gotta check if someone named Lyn is on their soundtracks because I just got tale of the nine tailed flashbacks

the slo mo walk on the bridge

the trailer hug !!! except it’s in the present era

awww he loves her (please break up with your fiancée already)

wait was the lady in the sack this kid’s mom or our girl in her past life?

oh must be this little girl

for the first time I’m thinking horse riding must be so fun and freeing 😭

not him travelling through the four seasons!?!

you don’t have to walk slow we already know you two!

awwww the red cheeks 🍎🍎🍎

damn it’s already over ?!!!

this one was a slow sweet watch, woah. I do need them to pick up the pace though 😂 like tell us what’s going on with our babies 😭 !!! every episode the creepy confusing people keep increasing but the context doesn’t.

#destined with you #episode 9

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gloryfore · 8 months

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What do you think about age gap relationships? My friends hate that my boyfriend is 11 years older

Depends how old you are really, If you’re 15 dating a 26 year old that is not ok. IN MY OPINION

Dating someone in their teens when you’re in your mid/late twenties or older is wild to me because how do you not see them as actual kids 😅 you’re at completely different stages in life. I’ve worked with guys who are 18 and honestly I couldn’t imagine anything worse than dating them 😂😂 even 6 months younger was enough for me 🥲

My gran has been with my grandad for gosh like 30 years? And he found out a few years ago that she was 10 years older than what said she is.. on her 70th birthday he thought she was 60 so she’d kept her age a secret all those years 😂

I also had a friend who was 22 dating a 60 year old.. surprise surprise it didn’t work out.

I know someone else who was dating a women who was 40 when he was 26… again didn’t work out and didn’t end well.

Anyway, don’t date kids you weirdos.

And if you’re young stop going for older creepy people who can’t get someone their own age.. there’s a reason they’re dating younger people & and it’s never good.

#don’t get mad at me #just my opinion

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The Anon that gave the summary reminded me of something.. back then when antis shipped Sophia with Tom even though there was literally nothing to ship, they didn’t mind that she lives in LA. But they do when it comes to Z? So location and London is not a problem when it’s another girl as Long as it’s not Z.

Anyone who doesn't see the hypocrisy of antis by now is living under a rock rofl 🤣

The crazy thing about them is (and this is how I know it's mental illness 😏) their goal posts KEEP on moving! 😂

First, they gaslit us for YEARS saying that Tom and Z were "just friends" even though ample evidence showed that they were (at the very LEAST) FWBs lol.

Then, when pics of them actually KISSING in a car came out, then the goal post moved yet AGAIN and they tried to claim that it was just "PR", or them "playing a 'joke' on the paparazzi" 🙄 (as if famous co-stars of a major film franchise just go around playing "jokes" on ppl by kissing each other randomly in public when they know they're being photographed 🙄😅).

Then, when that didn't work, and they had evidence of them going on dates, going on several baecations together, attending WEDDINGS together, and it's been 2 YEARS since the "pap photo" and they have absolutely NOTHING to "promote" right now, NOW their goalposts have moved yet AGAIN!!

Now, the claim is.... "They're not that serious". 🙄🙄

Chiiiiile... A couple who's been in a rlshp with each other for over 5 years isn't "that serious"?

Yea.... okay... 🙄

Girl, just ignore these FOOLS. They are clowns, plain and simple. 🤡 🤡 When you have to keep on moving the goalposts ALL the time, you know you're just WRONG lol. Cuz if you were RIGHT, you wouldn't have to keep changing your tune lol 😆

They don't really care about London. They're what I call ABZ'ers. Anyone But Zendaya. They come in the form of shipping Tom with Nadia, Spider Emoji Girl (🤭), Sophia Ali, Florence Pugh, or any random girl walking down the street in London rofl 🤣

There are ABT'ers out there as well, but I seem to see waaay more ABZ'ers in my inbox than the reverse. 🤷🏾‍♀️ IJS....

The ABT'ers come in the form of Timdayas, HunterDayas, or even JohnDayas.

I'm not even gonna mention the Valdayas🙄, cuz they're a non-factor, and anyone who even shipped them together at all needs help imo. Zendaya was just 16 years old. Not even a LEGAL adult!!! 🥴 You seriously think her father was gonna allow her to date some man 10 years her SENIOR when she was just 16?? 🥴

Plus, it was obvious she was dating Trevor at the time (he was even coming to her rehearsals). 🙄

Anyway, just don't even pay those weirdos any mind lol.

Let them continue to live in their delusions for all I care lol. 😂

Meanwhile, Tom and Zendaya (who just celebrated vday together) are THRIVING together, and life is GOOD. 🥰❤💅🏾😌

Tom actually left to see his WOMAN for vday. Even though his brothers have their birthday on Valentines Day. THAT right there should tell you smthg.

He may have traveled with the boys to get away as a little celebration for them.

So you CAN do both. You can have a serious gf, AND still make time for family life. Imagine that !! 😂

#🤡🤡

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justimagineok · 1 year

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KNOWING THE 2:30 TROPE || PART 3

Do you guys go to sleep at the same time as each other?

YN: sometimes.. we have very different jobs so Jungkook and I tend to sleep in different times but whenever we can we do.

JK: we always cuddle tho. 😉

How do you spend time when the other is away?

JK: I mostly play on my Xbox or sleep. It's pretty boring to be honest. I like it better when YN is with me.

YN: I like to listen to loud music and sing but I don't do it a lot when Kook is around cause I know how much time he spends around music in general and even if he says he loves it, I know it can be annoying

JK: you're never annoying, babe.

YN: ...

JK: I mean it.

YN: ...

JK: ok, just a little. But I love your annoyiness too.

YN: that's better :)

Do you guys have a favorite video game you enjoy playing together?

YN: I don't do games.

JK: she only 'do me'. 😏

YN: KOOK!😳

JK: you look cute when you blush :)

Thoughts on each other’s friends?

YN: I love the members and the other friends of Kook. They're the best, really. I feel like their family to me.

JK: you could better than Haru, babe. I'm just saying🙄

Thoughts on kids?

JK: 3.

YN: what?

JK: 4?

YN: WHAT?

JK: I think five would be too much, babe.

YN: oh god.

Who is the meme lover?

YN: ;)

JK: she litteraly makes memes of me 24/7.

YN: remind me to send you some ;)

Who knows the most obscure facts?

JK: YN used to tell me the most weird curiositys when we started dating.. Like: do you know a duel between three people is called a truel? Like... ????

YN: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS, JEON! 🙄

JK: hahaha, it was cute though. There's one I bet you guys didnt know: It’s impossible to hum while holding your nose. Go ahead. I wait until you try it. Go ahead, try it.

YN: pretty cool, huh? 😉

What movie did you guys first see together?

JK: ;)

YN: wanna guess?

JK: it starts with Iron... ;)

Who is bad at math?

JK: next question.

YN: ;)

JK: don't wink at me, babe, you brat. Next question, please.

Who googles everything?

YN: ;)

JK: being a curious human being is a crime now, I see. Okay. Fine. Got it.

YN: kook, you literally searched 'how many people have dropped their cell phone in the toilet?' like last week

JK: I WAS CURIOUS

YN: I'm not judging. It's cute though.

What artist/group did you guys go to for your first concert?

JK: coldplay.

YN: it was amazing.

JK: i sang her You're a sky full of stars.

YN: don't remind me. I'm gonna cry.🥺❤️

Who sleep talks?

YN: Kook does it all the time. You have no idea the stuff he says.

JK: you make me sound like a weirdo when you say that.

YN: I love your weirdness too ;)

JK: I feel like I'm paying for something I said before..

YN: you bet.

What's a joke that makes the other laugh?

JK: me first: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

YN: :)

JK: tell them babe

YN: A FSH! hahahahhhha

JK: she loves this one.😎

YN: my turn: What do you call a fake noodle?

JK: AN IMPASTA 😂😂😂😂

YN: I think it's best if we stop here.

JK: totally. Last one:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ;)

YN: you're slowly turning into Jin, i swear.

#bts fake texts #bts fic #bts fake chat #bts fake chats #bts scenarios #bts #2:30 #jungkook x yn #jk x you #jk x reader #jk x y/n #jungkook x you #jungkook x reader

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