#silliest trope ever

[kidovna]

Favourite fandom trope of the day: wisdom teeth removal

#byler #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #artovna #if you ever write a wisdom teeth removal fic a) feel free to link it to me and b) you have my heart #silliest trope ever #also I’ve been thinking about this trope extra hard since the first time I tumbled upon r/ambien

[rongzhi]

Hide and seek

English added by me :)

#酱油白米饭 #douyin #video #tiktok #i feel like i've... no i shant say it #but it's definitely a trope ive seen somewhere before. maybe. #a comic? #the reality of my memory is so tenuous #anyway. trashcan moment: possibly the silliest thing fan luda's ever done #*fixed a typo #i even stared at that part on my check through like ??? is something missing here? no. my eyes are the ones that are wrong. 🙄

[muffinrag]

sometimes alan alda writes really well. sometimes he writes the silliest oc fanfiction i've ever seen in my life

#shout-out to episode 8x20 for being the silliest most overdone nonsense ever #it's just so interesting. it's an episode with his dad #the disagreement between hawkeye and alda's father's character felt incredibly contrived #it's hard to say it was out of character because alda's father has only been in one other episode so far #hawkeye was as in character as he could be #but the... the fucking. the word. chemistry. the chemistry between the two characters was wildly off #it was like... overfamiliar despite having only ever met once before #and the plot points of the story felt incredibly rushed #maybe i'm too critical of alda's writing but idk. maybe giving the man so much control over his character was unwise #honestly sometimes i feel like the later seasons lack a lot of the heart that the earlier seasons had #sometimes it feels like the writers are just trying to hit tropes that made for popular episodes in the early days #could write a paper on this. maybe i should #could do a video essay... #soliloquy #mash

[catkasa]

black cat boyfriend + golden retriever girlfriend ❤️

#black cat + golden retriever trope #digital art #this took me only like an hour and a half #me and my bf fr #hi amia I LOVE YOUU #art #silliest ever

[toastybugguy]

Oooohhh do I date the werewolf boy or the vampire boy, woe is me! meanwhile the werewolf boy and the vampire boy are kissing

#not abt twilight just abt the trope in general #MLM. MONSTERS LOVING MONSTERS. #silliest trope ever. idc abt humans. i wanna know what those creatures r up to. #toasty text

[limpfisted]

A WYLL poll to cheer me up bc I keep thinking about all the wyll polls I've seen in the tag where he loses

There are many more things to love about wyll.... but of these things, which are ur faves..... reblog add ur own favorite things in the tags... perhaps I will make a part 2 of more things such as "approves when a goblin kisses ur toes" "refuses to engage in bdsm with a strange white man in a goblin camp, but supports ur decision anyway." "Gets kind of horny when u lick a spider." "Believes in the rights and dignity of the disabled like himsel and will tolerate nothing else" "THE BLADE OF FRONTIERS SALUTE!!!!!" "Ex-president of the dribbles fan society (of which he was the only member) this is a joke however if u pick up the clown pieces he goes 'sorry dribbles' and is the only one to laugh at dribbles joke and pretend he doesn't but still goes I love a good clown... [blade of frontiers vc] and dribbles.. is THE BEST!!!" "Meows in public." And so many other wondrous things....

Wyll warriors, ravenguardians. I know... truly an impossible choice to pick just one thing... but u must.

#wyll ravengard #my favorite thing is his nuanced take on mercy #ooc

[mandm-cringe]

☆ F/O ask game collection!

{My favorite questions I've seen!}

⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️

🎨 - Do you journal about your F/O?

🌈 - Is your F/O queer {canon or headcanon}? What labels do they use, if any?

💐 - What flower do you associate with your oc F/O? Why?

🍓 - What are you and your F/O’s trope{s}?

🦋 - How did you and your F/O meet?

💭 - How would the fandom react to your S/I?

🫧 - Did you ever keep your relationship secret from anyone?

💗 - What are your pet names for your f/o’s? what are their pet names for you?

💛 - What’s the silliest nickname(s) you have for each other?

💖 - What's your favorite nickname/petname for your F/O? How about your favorite nickname/petname that they call you?

🩵- Do either try to hide their emotions if upset? Can the other still tell?

🪁 - Do you and your F/O live together? If not do you want to or plan on it?

🐱 - Do you and your have any pets? {Together or separate}

💤 - Who sleeps in and who’s an early riser?

🎀 - Do they wear the other’s clothes? {Sweatshirt, bandana, necklace, etc.}

💌 - Do you and your f/o’s send each other love letters?

💝 - What kind of gifts does/do your f/o’s give you?

🎊 - Who makes a big deal out of every little anniversary?

🐞 - Who insists they’re luckier to have found the other person?

💟 - What’s a non verbal way they say I love you?

🥰 - Can they sit side by you without touching you or are they handsy? {lacing fingers, touching knees, etc.}

❤️ - Which one would take their jacket it off and drape over the other one because they were visibly shivering?

💘 - Who fell first and who fell harder?

☔️ - Who carries an umbrella everywhere & who splashes in puddles?

👾 - Who asks ridiculous questions?

💋 - Who kisses the other and leave as many lipstick marks as possible and who gets all heart-eyed and melty like a lovestruck cartoon character?

🪩 - Who is more likely to jump in an elevator? Who freaks out?

🧸 - Would they build a pillow fort together just because?

⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️

#🌈|m&m'screationpit #👾|m&m'srebloggames #💙|shipshiphooray #self ship positivity #self shipping community #self ship community #self ship post #self ship ask game #self ship #self shipping #self shipper #f/o #fictional other #romantic f/o #romantic f/os #queerplatonic f/o

[kanekoii]

hear me out.. xsoleil one bed trope 👁

like, imagine reader and xsoleil member on a school trip, and the room they booked had to be changed to a one-bed room :3

lyra’s notes -> i will in fact hear you out on this

pairings -> xsoliel x gn! reader

genre -> fluffy scenario + silly little hotel things cuz lowkey why is staying in a hotel so much fun

song -> pink cheeks - eldon

warnings -> not established relationship, food mentions, reader wears a swimsuit in melo’s but no body types or anatomy is mentioned for reader :), why does this take place in such a fancy hotel lol

VER VERMILLION ->

due to the sudden change in arrangements with your room in particular, it left poor kaichou insanely flustered and wondering what the hell he was to do in that situation. he’d end up walking shyly back into the shared main room in his black and red pajama pants and grey t-shirt, hair taken out of its usual side-swept style and tousled, hanging slightly over his rose colored eyes. in an attempt to make it less awkward, he’d make a small divider using blankets between your bodies. but before either of you went to bed, ver heard your stomach grumble and suggested you go to the small in-hotel café downstairs in your pajamas together. the elevator ride downstairs was full of giggles and some looks from the people around you, wondering why students were at a hotel, not knowing it was for a counsel trip.

the downstairs café was very calm in atmosphere, ver ordering a pastry and a hot tea while continuing to talk and crack jokes with you. god, he was adorable. as the night went on, he quietly encouraged you to head back to your shared room to rest, and you obliged with sleepy eyes and an equally quiet voice.

you had no idea what had went on while the both of you were asleep, but you woke up in the counsel president’s arms as he slept so peacefully, as if you were simply a plushie. you were wrapped in warm blankets and so was he, ver’s warm body drawing you ever closer to him. you couldn’t help but drift into a deep sleep again with his warmth as your company.

MELOCO KYORAN ->

she figured it would be a good idea to go to the hot tub for a bit to de-stress. she invited you to go with her with a smug smile on her face as she adjusted the deep purple silk bathrobe she wore over her swimsuit. meloco was more than happy to have you accompany her, it was just an excuse to get even closer to you. seeing as her hair was very long, it was tied into a loose bun high up on her head so the chlorinated water didn’t interfere with its softness.

you sat in that hot tub with her for what might have been hours as the sun finished its descent under the horizon and the moon and stars took its place. she was so enthusiastic when talking to you, in stark contrast to her usual stern and sarcastic manner.

she would flop down on your now shared bed in her adorable and soft, lavender colored nightshirt that hung over her body like a dress. her long hair hung flat to her head since she had taken a shower after the hot tub. a glance at the clock would tell you that it was far past midnight and time to sleep. meloco wouldn’t mind holding you in her sleep, in fact she would really like it if given your consent cuz consent is hot. you’d wake up with your head on her soft chest as if it were a pillow (booba 🤤).

DOPPIO DROPSCYTHE ->

why is bro so enthusiastic about this. it’s almost like he has a crush on you or something. he’d get pizza or something of the like that you enjoy delivered to your room while you watch reality tv with him. please watch 90 day fiancé with him he will become even more infatuated with you as he munches on his pizza while making the silliest comments on the show. his hair would be tousled and messy, his pajamas would be black sweatpants and a dark pink-purple shirt with a white design on it saying “#1 cheftecfive”. you couldn’t help but giggle at his shirt and how cute he looked in it.

you’d stay up with him late into the night until you fall asleep and end up resting your head on his shoulder. piochan would gently wrap a blanket around you and turn the tv’s volume down until he was ready to go to bed. he’d wrap his strong arms around you and hold you like a little teddy bear.

ugh imagine his deep and slightly raspy morning voice as he wishes you a good morning, holding you so tightly.

KOTOKA TORAHIME ->

she’s so precious. girl will be so excited to share a room with you and watch movies long into the night, so excitedly exclaiming how happy she is to be with you for your time together. she’d eventually decide to keep the movies playing even if she’s about to fall asleep, which ended with you holding each other, fast asleep by the time the sun began riding.

kotoka would wake up first, not wanting to leave your arms or let go of you and letting herself fall asleep. her onesie was so cozy to snuggle her in, you just couldn’t help but hold her tightly in your sleep.

you’d awake so happily in the morning too, just so excited to have kotoka by your side in her adorable cat onesie. she’d get breakfast delivered to your shared room, filled with giggles on the cool morning.

HEX HAYWIRE ->

oughhh he is so teasing about it. he won’t hesitate to hold you and be your big spoon in his sleep, brushing your hair after your bath or shower at night or morning (personally i’m a night bath kinda guy but yk) and saying affirming things to you in his naturally deep and gravelly voice. he’s so. ugh.

hex will wake you up in the morning with your favorite caffeinated drink and something you’ll eat for breakfast with a gentle smile on his face as he adjusts his glasses.

the way he looks when you wake up before him though…god. his hair will be more tousled than usual, his normally sharp eyes closed in soft sleep and the most small and gentle smile on his face as he presumably dreams a happy dream. you can’t help but fall asleep to the sound of his gentle and calm breathing.

#lyr.fic #nijien x reader #nijisanji en #nijisanji x reader #nijien #xsoliel x you #xsoliel x reader #xsoliel #ver vermillion #ver vermillion x reader #ver vermillion x you #meloco kyoran #meloco kyoran x reader #meloco kyoran x you #doppio dropscythe #doppio dropscythe my favorite cheftective x you #doppio dropscythe x reader #doppio dropscythe x you #kotoka torahime #kotoka torahime x reader #kotoka torahime x you #hex haywire #hex haywire x reader #hex haywire x you

[forlix]

MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny/anything you want ^ㅇ(๑>◡<๑)ㅇ^ "

omg how fun, thank u for sending this in nonnie !!! let me see...

@astraystayyh and hyunjin would have to be some 800k ao3 slow burn about forbidden love between royal families ... the grandest and most poetic of period drama romances that persists through backstabbing and betrayal and trial after tribulation. nothing less for my artistic soulmates

the first tropes to come to mind for @rachalixie and minho are literally just. not even really tropes. established relationship. domestic fluff. slice of life. they're That Couple. nobody remembers when they weren't together. they invite me over for dinner when i've had a bad day. mom and dad

@like-a-diamondinthesky and seungmin are the EPITOME of (fake) enemies to lovers. they're the sweetest, silliest, most sinister people and i just know their dynamic would be a dream come true for each other and a nightmare for everyone else

sue is just her "eighteen" mc in my head so @soobnny and seungmin scream best friends to lovers + college au to me. seung being the best cheerleader for her while she's crazy busy :') also she flusters v easily and i think he'd get a kick out of that (ik i do)

@luvtak and felix are giving childhood friends to lovers! the sort of relationship where they know each other better than they've ever known anything; really just the safest, warmest, and kindest of affections for the safest, warmest, and kindest of people

i'm gonna cheat again and hc @sunboki and chan as a trope from august's mafia au "korea's most wanted"; augs is so creative and badass and SEXY and so is the main couple's dynamic in that fic. chan's a lucky man. DITCH HIM FOR ME 🗣️

@txtxlz and jeongin would be a multipart messy love triangle ft. jealousy and pining and so much chaos bc haz has more biases than i have fingers or toes and i love love the idea of her favorite idols going to war over her. it's what my baby deserves fr

for @2baabbies and felix, i imagine perhaps a barista au or a librarian au (hehehehe) where he finds stupid excuses to come back and pick bae's brain every day because he's utterly enraptured by her. she has that effect on people and lix would NOT be immune

@starsandrqindrops and seungmin are so fwb-coded. think suffocating chemistry every time they interact. could cut the tension with a dull machete. then inevitably complications like Feelings come into play and they dance around each other for ages before finally giving in ... mm yes all that good stuff

last but not least, @hyunnie04 and hyunjin would be so perfect for an art school!au. mira is an incredible artist so i'm picturing these two sketching each other instead of paying attention in class ,,, gallery/museum dates ,,,, maybe a sprinkle of healthy competition who knows ,,,,

#*inbox #my otps <333

[catgirl-catboy]

Proship ask meme? Proship ask meme.

1.) What is your favorite problematic theme/trope that appears in a lot of your ships?

2.) Are there any problematic tropes that squick you out?

3.) First problematic ship since you joined the proship community?

4.) First ever problematic ship? (you didn't have to know it was problematic then)

5.) Ship you don't think it all that problematic, but the rest of your fandom hates?

6.) Cutest, most vanilla ship you are into.

7.) Ship the antis in your fandom like, but you think is hella problematic?

8.) Ship that is (presented as) cute in canon/fanon, but you think is problematic anyway.

9.) Problematic crackship?

10.) Are there any problematic ships that are your NOTPs?

11.) Darkest fandom you are into?

12.) Least dark fandom that you are into!

13.) Rec a dead dove fic!

14.) Song that reminds you of one of your pairings!

15.) Silliest reason you've been told not to ship a ship.

feel free to send in asks to me (the OP) if you'd like! ^^

#proship #proship ask game #proship ask meme #anti anti

[httplilyyy]

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐘 || 𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏

pairing: kate bishop x reader

summary: you and kate are sent on a stakeout mission. that mission in question caused the two of you to be exceptionally close to one another

warnings: swearing, slight sexual themes but no actual smut, fluff

word count: 6.5k

a/n: gotta love the ‘there’s only one bed’ trope and me just forcing the reader and kate to be close to one another in any way possible

marvel masterlist

It wasn’t unknown to any of the avengers that you liked someone but what they didn’t know was that someone is Kate Bishop.

It was a little bit of a shock that they haven’t found out yet. With your constant flirting, and teasing banter. You’d think the earth's mightiest heroes would’ve figured that one out.

Now whilst you two got along fairly well, you had your moments. The two of you would be seen having arguments over the silliest of things. Either you being late for an important meeting or Kate forgetting to pick up her arrows after training.

What, both you, and the rest of the Avengers didn’t seem to know was that Kate also reciprocated the feelings you had for her.

The rising sun cast a rosy hue across the morning sky of New York, peaking through the blinds of the room that you were sleeping in. Your eyes fluttered open, face scrunching as you were met by the morning light beaming onto your face.

Rubbing the sleep from your eyes you roll onto your back and raise your arms above your head to stretch out your limbs, releasing a content sigh as you do so.

From outside your window there was the faint sound of birds chirping away; however it was soon drowned out by the noise of someone relentlessly knocking on your door.

Slowly, you turned onto your side so you could look at your phone. The time read 5:36. Groaning ever so slightly you make your way up and out of bed.

The constant knocking on your door never falters for a second and as you open the door you’re nearly hit in the head by someone’s hand. That someone is Kate Bishop.

“Why are you knocking on my door at half five in the morning?” You ask as you rub the sleep out of your eyes.

“We have a meeting.”

“And you couldn’t have gotten Friday to tell me?”

“And miss you looking like this?” Kate smirked teasingly. “No chance.”

Looking down you soon realise you’re only in a sports bra and some shorts.

“Funny.” You deadpan. “What time is the meeting?”

“Oh, it’s not till ten.” Kate smiled with a shrug of her shoulders.

You took a quick breath before replying.

“So you decided to wake me up 5 hours beforehand?”

“Yeah, y’know, cause you’re always late.”

“God sake.” You mutter. “I’m not in the mood to argue right now so thanks for waking me up.”

“It’s not a problem.” Kate smiled.

Deciding not to respond you let out a sarcastic smile before slamming the door on Kate's face, practically knocking her over with the sheer force of it.

As you walk back into your room, deciding to go get ready for a little workout, you hear Kate chuckling as she walks down the hall and away from your room.

After your workout it was around 7, so you decided that after a shower you would go and get some breakfast.

As you walked into the kitchen you saw Natasha and Clint sitting on the countertops enjoying their breakfast.

“Morning.” Clint said as he took a bite of his toast.

You sent the archer a small nod of acknowledgment before opening the fridge looking for some eggs.

“What’s up your ass this morning?” Natasha asked with a chuckle.

“Sorry, just a little tired.” You apologise as you start to make scrambled eggs on toast.

“Why’s that?” Clint questioned.

“Kate thought it’d be funny to wake me up at half five in the morning saying we’ve got a meeting only to tell me that it’s at ten.”

The two ex-assassins both laughed at the reason as to why you were in a little mood.

“Still not a morning person I see.” Tony said as he walked into the kitchen and patted you on the shoulder before moving to make some coffee.

“Oh she’s definitely not.” Natasha chuckled.

“Just because you get up at five everyday doesn’t mean other people do.”

The four of you continued to converse when you were interrupted by Friday's voice coming from the speakers.

“Mr, Rogers requests y/n in the meeting room.”

“Why is she speaking like she’s from the 1800s?”

“Just go.” The three of them collectively groaned.

“Alright, alright, I’m going.” You said as you held up your hands in defence and backed out of the kitchen.

You stood outside of the meeting room. Quickly patting yourself down to make yourself look presentable, you walked into the room.

Steve was standing at the end of the table waiting for you to sit down. Behind him was a whiteboard with loads of drawings and a tv showing what looked like an abandoned warehouse.

“What’s up, Cap?”

“We’re just waiting for someone else then we can start.”

And right on que Kate walked into the room.

“Great.” You muttered as you took a quick glance at the woman before putting your focus on Steve.

“You two have a mission together.” Steve started. “It’s a stakeout for a week in France.”

“Ooh romantic.” Kate teased.

“Try to keep your hands to yourself Bishop.” You smirked.

“It’ll be hard, but I like a challenge.”

“Right.” Steve coughed. “It shouldn’t be too hard, just observing, figuring out their day to day schedule before you go in and shut them down.”

“Just the two of us?” Kate asked. “You want the two of us to shut down a massive corporation?”

“Doubt my skills, Bishop?” You questioned as you leaned back in your chair.

“You two are the best for the job.” Steve said. “No complaints.”

“When do we leave?”

“Tomorrow.”

“Anything else we should know?” Kate asked.

“Oh yeah, you’re married.”

“What?!” You both shouted at the same time.

“It’s only for a week. I’ll give you a bag full of what is needed for the mission. All you need to worry about is your backstory.”

“Cmon then Mrs. y/l/n.” You joked as you stood up from your seat.

“No, no, no, you’re definitely taking my last name.”

“Oh really?”

“Yup. It sounds better.”

“Unfortunately, Kate. You’ve got to take y/n’s last name for this mission.” Steve said.

“That's not fair.” Kate exclaimed.

“Hey! You never know, you may want to keep it.” You teased.

“In your dreams.”

It was 6:30 the next day and you were waiting for Kate by the Quinjet. You had already placed your things in the jet along with the equipment given to you by Steve.

The sun was just about peaking through the clouds that loomed in the sky. Small droplets of rain began to fall and Kate's figure could be seen walking towards you.

“Looks like I’m not the late one this time.” You smiled as Kate placed her things in the jet alongside yours.

“Don't get used to it.”

“You ready to spend a week with me in the city of love?” You joked as you sat in the cockpit of the Quinjet, placing a headset on before starting up the jet.

“Try not to get too excited.” Kate smirked as she sat beside you and placed a headset on too.

“Just try not to fall in love with me.”

“I’ll try my best.” Kate chuckled.

It took the two of you seven and a half hours to reach France. Steve had given you a location to land the quinjet so you would have to drive to the hotel you were staying at.

What shocked you was the car. It was a Rolls Royce Phantom Extended II. The beautiful car confused you. Why were you given such luxury for a mission?

Once everything was placed in the car you and Kate had a little rummage through the bag Steve had provided.

“I found our rings.” Kate said as she held up two small boxes.

“May I do the honours?” You asked as you took a box from her hand.

“Of course.” Kate chuckled.

Laughing as well, you got down on one knee and opened the box up to reveal the ring inside.

“Kate Bishop, would you do the honours of making me the happiest person on the planet and marry me?”

“A thousand times yes!”

The two of you continued to laugh as you slipped the ring onto Kate's finger and she did the same to you.

“We look pretty good together, if I do say so myself.” Kate said as she admired the ring on her finger with a small blush adorning her cheeks.

“Already falling for me, Bishop?” You asked.

“You wish.”

“Let's go find our hotel.”

“I’m driving!” Kate shouted as she went to open the driver's side door.

“No way! You can barely drive a bike let alone a car.” You said as you followed behind her.

“That's a low blow.” Kate said as she turned around to face you, still trying to open the door.

“It’s not my fault you crashed into the only bush nearby.”

“I tried to swerve a snail.”

“Mhm.” You hummed as you moved closer to Kate. “I’m still driving.”

“None of us will be, I can't get the door open.”

You didn't say anything, just holding up the car keys in your hand. Kate huffed knowing she wasn't going to be able to drive.

“It was cute seeing you try.” You said as you stood in front of Kate, her back leaning against the car. Your bodies only mere inches apart.

“Keep it in your pants, y/l/n.”

“Oh? I’m y/l/n now? What happened to me having your last name?”

“You’ve got to earn it.”

“Alright, I like a challenge.” You said. “What do I have to do?”

“Let me drive.”

“No chance.”

“It was worth a shot.”

“Get in the car.” You chuckled as you moved out of Kate's way.

The drive to the hotel was around twenty minutes. During that time you and Kate thought of a backstory for the two of you, just the basics for a stakeout like the one you were doing.

You drove the car up to the hotel and to yours and Kate's surprisement, it was one of the fanciest places you have seen.

“Holy-” Kate gasped. “This place is- Wow-”

The two of you were approached by valet parking and you were kindly helped out with your bags. You both took a hold of your suitcases and wheeled your luggage into the lobby of the hotel.

“I feel very out of place.” You muttered as you looked around you.

“Same here.” Kate whispered back.

You both made your way to the front desk where you were greeted by the receptionist.

“Welcome to The Peninsula Paris, how can I help you today?”

“We have a reservation booked.” You said as you looked at Kate and intertwined your hands. “It’s under the name y/l/n.”

“You booked the Suite, is that correct?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Your room is on the fifth floor, room number 116.” The lady said as she slid two key cards towards you and Kate. “Breakfast is from 7am to 11am everyday in the Le Lobby. Lunch is from 11:30am till 3pm in the same place and whilst you can get dinner from there too at 4pm till 12am you can also access the Le Rooftop.”

“Thank you so much.” You smiled as you took your key cards and handed one to Kate.

“Have a wonderful stay.”

The two of you walked over to the elevator and waited for it to come back to your level. The doors opened and you both walked inside. Pressing the fifth floor, the doors close again and the elevator begins to go up.

“This place is so fancy.” Kate said as she ran her fingers along the elevator wall.

“It’s beautiful.” You agreed.

The elevator doors opened and you were greeted by an extravagant hallway leading to your suite. The two of you walked down and to your room.

“You want to open it?” You asked as the two of you stood outside the door to your room.

“Can I?”

“Go ahead.”

Kate used her key card on the door and opened it to show the suite where the two of you would be staying in for a week.

“Why did Steve book us such a lovely place?” Kate questioned as she walked inside the Suite.

You trailed closely behind, carrying all the bags with you. Letting Kate walk off to discover everything the room has to offer, you set up the equipment Steve gave you.

In the bag Steve had given you there were some folders full of information all about what you and Kate were going up against. One contained bits and pieces of what was going on the other contained information about the building you were needed to watch over.

“Uh, y/n.” Kate said as she came back to where you were.

“What's up?”

“There's a bit of a problem.”

“You okay?”

“Follow me.” Kate said as she walked away and into another room.

You followed closely behind and as you walked into the room as well you were met with the problem Kate was talking about.

“There's only one bed.” Kate pointed out as she looked back at you.

“And that's a problem, how?” You asked as you leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed.

“Where are you going to sleep?” Kate questioned as she raised her hands into the air.

“Me?” You laughed as you pushed yourself off the doorframe, eyebrows raising in question. “The bed is big enough for the two of us.”

“But-”

“What are you so scared of, Bishop?” You made your way closer to Kate, walking her backwards so her legs hit the edge of the bed. You held onto her arms so she didn’t fall back, causing the space between the two of you to become miniscule.

“Nothing.”

“So it won't matter if we share a bed?”

“No.”

“Good.”

“Good.” Kate repeated.

“I’m going to go for a shower and get changed into something more fancy.”

“Why?”

“I’m going to take you out for dinner.”

“But we’re meant to be doing a mission?”

“What Steve doesn't know, won't hurt him. Plus we have a whole week in Paris and I'd like to make the most of it.” You said as you got your toiletries and made your way into the bathroom.

“I-”

“Stop questioning everything.” You smiled. “We’re still doing the mission but we don't want to make ourselves suspicious on the first night, do we?”

“No.”

“Now, I’m going for a shower and once I’m done you can get in after. Unless you want to join me?”

“Tempting, but I’ll have to wait for another time.”

“Your loss.” You teased as you backed up into the bathroom before turning on the shower. You waited a little while for the perfect temperature before getting in. You didn't spend long in the shower before getting out and letting Kate go in.

“Your turn.” You said as you walked past the archer who was sitting on the bed, scrolling through her phone.

Kate looked up from her phone and was unable to take her eyes off you. Standing in the middle of the room in nothing but a towel, wet hair cascading down your back, droplets of water falling off your face.

Realising she had been ogling for a little too long, Kate snapped out her trance and made her way to the bathroom trying to ignore the feeling of her cheeks heating up and your knowing stare following after her.

Chuckling to yourself you got ready as Kate took her time to shower. You put on a pair of black slacks and a white shirt, unbuttoning the first couple of buttons so you could just about see your black lace bralette.

Feeling content about your outfit you just put on some socks and black shoes as you waited for Kate to finish up in the shower.

As you were looking through your suitcase for some perfume, Kate walked out of the bathroom and it was your turn to stare at the woman's beauty. Just like Kate was, you were in a trance.

Snapping yourself back to reality, where the dirtier thoughts were at bay, you turned to fully face the woman in the room with you. You smirked slightly as you saw Kate blush and cower slightly under your intense stare.

“I just need to get ready.” Kate said as she nodded towards her outfit that was on top of her suitcase.

“Don't let me being in here stop you from getting dressed.”

“y/n.” Kate said.

“Kate.” You responded.

“You're gonna have to wait a little while longer if you want a show.”

“Fine.” You mumbled as you walked towards Kate. Standing in front of the woman, you ran your fingers up and down her arms, watching as her hairs stood up on edge. “Maybe later.”

“In your dreams, y/l/n.”

“Don't be too long, we’ve got reservations at 5.”

“We still have half an hour.”

“Better hurry up then.” You smirked as you walked out of the bedroom, closing the door behind you and sat on the sofa in the main area of the suite.

Before you knew it, Kate was already dressed and ready to go. She caught your attention by opening the bedroom door, making you look up from your phone. She stood by the door in a black pantsuit, looking absolutely stunning.

Standing up from your seat, you patted yourself down and walked your way closer to Kate.

“You look breathtaking.” You said, your voice just coming out above a whisper.

“Thank you, you don't look too bad yourself.”

“You ready to go?”

“Lead the way.”

The two of you walked out of your room and to the elevator. Pressing the button for the rooftop, you both waited in a comfortable silence until the elevator came to a stop.

Letting Kate out first, you placed your hand at the small of her back and guided her where to go.

You were quickly greeted by a waiter, who then led the two of you to your seats. You pulled out Kate's chair and made sure she was comfortable before you sat down.

“Such a gentlewoman.” Kate teased.

“And people say romance is dead.” You chuckled as you handed Kate a menu.

“How foolish of them.” Kate smiled as she placed her hand atop yours.

Smiling towards the archer you turned your hand over so you could properly hold her hand. That action alone was enough to make the both of you blush.

“We make a pretty good couple.” Kate whispered.

“Simply the best.”

The two of you sat in a comfortable silence, taking in the beauty of Paris at night. The Eiffel Tower shone brightly in contrast to the night sky.

Kate tried to take in everything, her head darting around at the scenery. Pointing out small details that she could see or anything that would bring even a tiny smile to her face.

“It really is beautiful.” Kate said as she focused on the Eiffel Tower.

“So beautiful.” You muttered, instead you weren't looking at the view per se you were looking at Kate.

“Bonjour.” The waiter greeted. “What can I get for you this evening?”

The dinner was lovely, both you and Kate had a wonderful time but unfortunately it had to come to an end. The two of you were finishing up dessert when you caught something out of the corner of your eye.

Being as subtle as possible you managed to figure out what was going on. Two men, dressed in well made suits, looked like they were up to no good. Tapping Kate's hand, you gestured over her shoulder at the two men.

“They’re the people we’re here for.” You whispered.

“What are they doing up here?” Kate questioned.

“I don't know, but I think we should find out.”

Standing up, the two of you quickly made your way to where the two men were. Looking around, you couldn’t find them anywhere.

“Where could they have gone?” Kate asked.

Just on que the two men came back into view, only this time much closer. Thinking quickly you pushed Kate to a nearby wall and placed your lips on hers. 

Eyes wide open in shock, it took a little while for Kate to relax into the kiss. It wasn't how either of you wanted to have your first kiss with each other but it was better than being caught.

Once the two men were finally out of sight, you pulled away from a very flustered looking Kate. Her hair standing in all different directions, her chest heaving up and down as she tried to regulate her breathing. But to you she still looked like a goddess.

“I think they went that way.” You said as you pointed down a hallway.

Not being able to speak, Kate only nodded and the two of you took off in the direction of the men.

The both of you somehow ended up in the kitchens where all the chefs were preparing everyone's food. Everyone dressed in white except the two men who were just about seen leaving through the back door.

Still hot on their tail, you and Kate were walking behind them until they suddenly turned around.

Thinking fast, you pulled Kate into what seemed to be a broom cupboard. Both your bodies pressed up against each other, chests rising and falling at the same time.

As Kate was going to talk the voices of the two men got closer and closer so you gently placed a hand over her mouth and you leaned in so your mouth was by her ear.

“Don’t make a sound.” You whispered. Pulling back slightly, you saw Kate nod.

You don't know how long the two of you were in the broom cupboard for but it felt like a lifetime. Every bone in your body screaming at you to make some form of a move.

“I think we should call it a night.” Kate mumbled against your hand.

“Yeah, we have all week to catch them.”

Stumbling out of the broom cupboard, you both make your way back to your suite. The once comfortable silence was replaced with one of uncertainty, that and due to the fact that there was a massive elephant in the room, which neither of you were ready to bring up.

Trailing back into your suite you let Kate get ready for bed before yourself. Whilst Kate was doing her nightly routine you were checking over all the small pieces of information on the two men that you had spotted earlier.

“Found anything interesting?” Kate asked as she came out of the room in her pyjamas which consisted of one of your old t-shirts and a pair of shorts.

“Nice top.” You smirked. “I must admit, it looks better on you than it ever did on me.”

“It looked comfy.” Kate shrugged as she sat beside you on the sofa, knees brushing against each other.

“The two guys we spotted earlier are the main thugs we need to catch.” You said, pointing to a file which consisted of all the gang members. “They are the ones running the whole operation.”

“And what is that exactly?”

“In their words, human extinction, in mine, a tiny weapon that could blow up a building at max.”

“So why are we exactly doing a stakeout mission for something as small as that?”

“Steve is just worried that they could be building something bigger.”

“If he’s so worried, why isn't he on this mission?”

“That would be Nat’s doing.” You mumbled as you fiddled with a crumpled post it note.

“I’m lost.” Kate said, tilting her head to the side in confusion.

“It's nothing you need to worry about.” You smiled as you patted your hands on your knees before standing up. “I’m going to get ready for bed.”

“Oh, okay.” Kate said. “How long will you be?”

“Not long, don’t worry. You can even go to bed now, I'll change in the bathroom. There's no reason for you to wait for me.”

And with that, you left Kate on her own whilst you grabbed your things before getting ready for bed. After having a quick shower, brushing your teeth and putting on your pyjamas, you were ready for bed.

Sighing to yourself quietly you thought back to what Natasha wrote on the post it note that she had stuck in one of the folders. You uncrumpled the tiny piece of yellow paper and re-read what was written down.

‘Have fun spending a week in the city of love with the love of your life. It doesn't matter if you don't complete the mission, Clint and I are staying in a different hotel doing the same thing. I just made Steve send the two of you to have some quality time together. If you know what i mean ;)

You don’t actually have to do the mission, Clint and I have it handled. Just enjoy your time in Paris and maybe you’ll come home with a girlfriend. You may hate me now, but you’ll thank me later.

Your favourite person in the whole wide world, Nat’

Turning off the bathroom light as you walked out, closing the door behind you. You saw Kate sitting up against the headboard of the bed scrolling through her phone. Sending her a smile you placed your things on top of your suitcase and slid into bed beside her.

Turning off her phone and placing it on her nightstand, Kate got herself comfortable under the covers. You put your phone on charge and did the same thing by making sure you and Kate both had enough covers to keep you warm.

The two of you were facing each other on your sides. You leaning on your right with Kate leaning on her left. You both didn't say anything, just basking in the silence that surrounded the two of you.

“I feel like we should talk about what happened.” Kate whispered, trying not to break whatever atmosphere that was created.

“Which part?” You responded.

“The kiss.” Kate said, getting straight to the point.

“Right.” You coughed. “What about it?”

“Why’d you do it?”

“Uh, we would’ve got caught by those guys.”

“Was it really necessary for you to push me up against a wall and kiss me?”

“I’m sorry if I overstepped any boundaries but I didn't want to mess up the mission on the first night.”

“No, no, you're all good. I’m just a little confused that's all.”

“What's there to be confused about?”

“Nothing, don’t worry. We should get some sleep.”

“Right. Yeah.” You trailed off. “Goodnight.”

“Night.”

You don't know when you fell asleep but you were awoken by a heavy weight on top of you. Looking down you saw Kate cuddled into your chest. Trying not to wake her, reaching over to the nightstand you grab your phone.

The time read 8:23. It was still early so you decided to stay how you were and let Kate sleep for a little while longer. Your mind kept thinking back to the note Natasha had slipped into one of the folders. Deciding to do something about it you text Nat.

                                                                                      Kate and I aren't really on a mission are we?

read 8:23

Took you long

enough to figure it out

read 8:24

Why did Steve send

us to Paris?

read 8:24

It was my idea

read 8:24

I know that

delivered 8:24

But why Paris?

You could have sent us

literally anywhere

else in the world

read 8:25

It's not called the

city of love for no reason

read 8:27

Nothing will ever

happen between us

read 8:27

But you want something too?

read 8:27

You know I do

delivered 8:28

But what if she

doesn't feel the same way?

read 8:28

You won't know until you

say something

delivered 8:28

Just tell her Steve called

you saying the guys were

caught and that you can

stay in Paris for the remainder

of the week. That way you can

have proper alone time and

make it as romantic as possible

read 8:29

She won't buy that i mean she’s

literally asleep on me right now.

Plus she’ll know some things up

or even worse she’d want to go

home because she doesn't

like me!

read 8:29

Oh yeah, how do you

like the bed situation?

read 8:29

Not funny, Nat                                                                                                           delivered 8:29

You're meant to

be helping me                                                            

read 8:30

I am, clearly, I mean

she’s asleep on you

read 8:30

She doesn't know it though,

she did it unconsciously

read 8:30

It still means something, she

found the comfort in you to even

sleep next to you. The cuddling is

just a plus

delivered 8:30

Look i’ve got to go and actually do

the mission so enjoy your time and

relax a little, you never know what

might happen. And you may

thank me later

read 8:31

Mhm, sure. Have fun

catching bad guys

read 8:31

Will do, have fun with

the love of your life

read 8:31

I’m going to kill you

when we get back                 

read 8:31

I’d like to see you try

seen 8:32

As soon as you stopped texting Nat, Kate's body started to shift, her eyes fluttering open as she adjusted to the sun beaming through the curtains.

“Morning.” You whispered.

“I’m sorry, you must’ve been uncomfy.” Kate said as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and gently moved off of you.

“It’s alright. You looked peaceful and i didnt want to wake you up.”

“How long have you been awake?”

“Not long, maybe ten minutes or so.”

“Have you figured out anything else about those guys yesterday?”

“About that.” You coughed, shifting around a little. “Steve called and said that they were caught last night after we went back up to our room.”

“That's good then.” Kate said, trying to sound happy but it came out as somewhat dejected. “We get to go home, atleast.”

“Or, Steve- um, Steve said we could spend the rest of the week in Paris?”

“What could we do?”

“Anything, anything yo- we want.” You smiled.

“Can we go to the Louvre?”

“I didn't paint you to like artwork, Miss Bishop.”

“Nice pun and its Mrs. y/l/n to you.”

“We’re no longer doing the mission so i’m taking that as you like me and want to marry me.” You teased as you made your way out of bed.

“No, absolutely not.” Kate said as she scrambled out of the bed.

“Mhm, you love me.” You smirked, dragging out the ‘o’ in love and walking towards the archer.

“Maybe we can use it to our advantage?”

“What? You being in love with me?” You asked, tilting your head slightly as you closed the proximity between the two of you.

“No, well as an act. We’ve got the rings. We can act like we’re married and get all sorts of benefits.”

“I like your thinking Mrs. y/l/n.”

“Thank you Mrs. y/l/n. I can't wait for all the free dessert.”

“Don't get too ahead of yourself.” You chuckled. “We may only be congratulated.”

“Don’t be such a party pooper. We will get everything for free.” Kate shouted as she let a childish grin take place across her features.

A couple days went by and everything was perfect. You and Kate were getting on immensely well. You even thought about admitting your feelings a couple of times but it suddenly started to go downhill.

After a lovely day walking around the streets of Paris, seeing what the beautiful city had to offer, Kate became more and more distant. You thought nothing of it so you decided that she may sleep whatever she was feeling off.

You were wrong.

It was the next morning and you were already up and out of bed. Leaving Kate to sleep in, like most mornings, you ordered some breakfast. Nothing too fancy, just something to fill you up.

When room service came knocking on your door you quietly welcomed them in to set everything up for you and Kate. They were quick to put all the plates of food out and they were out within a second.

Walking back into the bedroom you gently sat down next to Kate and slowly tried to wake her up. Running your fingers through her hair softly, you whispered her name a couple of times before she finally woke up.

“Hey, sleepy head. I got us some breakfast.”

“Yeah, yeah. I’ll get up in a bit.” Kate grumbled.

“Hurry up otherwise it will get cold.”

Walking back out of the bedroom and to your food, you sat down on the sofa with your breakfast. The tv playing friends on a low volume seemed to fit perfectly with the cold, autumn atmosphere outside.

Kate stumbled out of the bedroom, gathering her breakfast before sitting down beside you. The archer had stolen another one of your t-shirts but you couldn't complain when it brought you a warm, fluttering feeling inside.

The two of you sat in a comfortable silence as you both watched Monica get her head stuck in a turkey.

As the episode went on you started to notice Kate shift more and more. Quickly picking up on the fact that she's actively avoiding any eye contact and she’s slowly making her way to the other end of the sofa, a lot further away from you.

It hurt a little, not knowing why Kate was acting like this, but there must be some logical explanation behind it, right?

“Kate?” You asked, making Kate hum in acknowledgement, still not looking you in the eye. “What up? You’ve been acting funny all morning.”

“Nothing's up. I’m perfectly fine, perfectly normal.”

“C’mon Kate, you can tell me anything.”

“I said I was fine! Can't you just drop it?” Kate said and she suddenly raised her voice, standing up, running her hand through her hair.

“Woah, okay, no need to get all defensive.” You said, standing up as well.

“No need to be asking all those questions.” Kate fired back.

“I was just trying to make sure you're okay?” You replied. “I don't get why you're acting like this.”

“Because you're suffocating me y/n! God!” Kate shouted, starting to pace around the suite.

“Suffocating you? How?!” You respond, gobsmacked.

“You're everywhere. You're around me twenty-four seven, you won't even let me have my own thoughts! Youre in my god damn dreams for fuck sake!”

“That's what this is about?” You said, turning your head to look at Kate properly as she stood to your side. “You dream about me? You constantly think about me?”

Stopping in her tracks, Kate realises she had slipped up. Exhaling a shaky breath, trying to calm herself down, she straightens up her posture and looks directly in your eyes.

“What is it to you?”

“Tell me.” You said as you slowly walked towards Kate, making her back up until she eventually felt her back hit a wall behind her.

There was nowhere to go, she was stuck between you and a wall, your perfume surrounding her senses. You felt so intoxicating and Kate loved it.

“What?”

“Tell me what you dreamed about. Tell me why I'm always on your mind.”

The close proximity between the two of you was sending Kate’s mind into a frenzy, struggling to get her mouth to form any words, she bows her head down, embarrassed.

Gently placing a hand underneath her chin, you use your forefinger and thumb to lift her head back up so she is facing you again.

“Look at me.” You whispered, your voice coming out gently but it still had a demanding back bone to it. “Tell me why.”

“I can't,” Kate stammered.

“If you tell me, I might make it happen.”

“Y/n, please, i can’t-”

“You can. I know you can.”

“I’ve had the same dream every night since we kissed in that corridor trying to catch those guys.”

“Keep going.”

“It always starts and ends the same. Just like we were, chasing those men to you pushing me up against that wall and kissing me.”

“Anything else?”

“No.” Kate whispered shakily.

“No?” You questioned, head tilting as you leaned close to her ear. “There's more, isn't there?”

“Yes.” Kate mutters, cursing herself for feeling this way, easily giving into you. “When you pulled me into the broom cupboard you didn't tell me to be quiet in the way that if we were caught the men would find us instead it was so no one found us.”

“Oh?”

Kate’s breathing was erratic, her heart practically beating out of her chest.

“What are you doing to me y/n?” Kate asked. “I can hardly function around you.”

“Same with me, you’ve got me hooked.” You whispered as you ghosted your lips over the woman in front of you.

Neither of you moved. It was like a stalemate waiting for the other to move before you, unsure of what their action would be.

“I really want to kiss you.” Kate muttered.

“I really want to kiss you too.”

“So do it.”

That was all you needed to hear. Serging forward you crash your lips against hers. The kiss was slow and passionate before it turned into one of want and need very quickly. Your hands took a hold of Kate’s waist and pulled her into you.

Kate wrapped her arms around your shoulders, hand tangling in your hair. Testing the waters a little, you pushed your knee between her thighs. Unexpectedly, Kate let out a soft moan at the sensation.

The kiss broke naturally, leaving pecks as you moved your face away from Kates. The archer was almost sitting on your thigh at this point, her whole body weight leaning on yours.

The two of you smiled at each other, not really knowing what else to do, just enjoying the atmosphere you had created.

“I really like you.” You said softly.

“I really like you too.” Kate replied with a smile. “What does this make us?”

“Whatever you want us to be.”

“I want us to be girlfriends.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay.” You beamed. Backing away from Kate slightly you got down on one knee and looked up into her eyes. “Kate Bishop, will you be my girlfriend?”

“Of course.” Kate chuckled as she placed both her hands on your cheeks to bring you back up so you were face to face. “You're a dork.”

“Yeah, but I'm your dork.” You smiled as you placed a kiss on Kate's lips.

“That was very cheesy.”

“Yeah it kinda made me want to throw up.”

“Oh no! Get a medic.” Kate chuckled.

“C’mon let's continue watching friends, this time we can cuddle instead of you practically falling off the sofa to get away from me.”

“Ha ha ha, very funny.”

Chuckling between yourselves, you lifted Kate up making her squeal and you carried her to the sofa before sitting down with her in your lap.

“This is much better.” Kate whispered as she snuggled into your side.

“So much better.”

#kate bishop #kate bishop imagine #Kate bishop imagines #kate bishop x reader #hailee steinfeld #hailee steinfeld imagine #hailee steinfield imagines #hailee steinfeld x reader

[merlinfluffalooza]

Sign up for Merlin Fluffalooza 2023 - October 1st to October 31st!

Merlin Fluffalooza is back after taking a break last year to once again bring you all the fluffy Merlin content you could desire!

Happy Endings make your day? Rainbows and unicorns are just your style? You crave all those warm and fuzzy feelings that come from witnessing your favourite characters fall desperately in love?

Then you should sign up for Merlin Fluffalooza - The Merlin fandom’s 2023 fluff fest!

We want it all: Your most daringly fluffy ideas coming to life. Tooth-rotting love declarations, tropey pining, happy happy joy joy moments, the silliest schmoop that ever schmooped or the kind of filthy, sexy fluff that makes your heart skip a beat: Bring it on!

This year the fest runs from October 1st to October 31st and we have some exciting things in store for you: 

The Main Challenge - The Red Thread of Fluff Taking inspiration from Kinkalot's infamous Kink Link challenge, we provide you with three sets of choices: Choose a setting, add a trope and sprinkle it with details, or just let the Dice Maiden on our discord server choose for you. 

If you sign up, you challenge yourself to complete at least one work for The Red Thread of Fluff. Don’t worry, you’re not competing against each other. And nobody is stopping you from threading some more fluff together…

Prompts will be revealed on September 24th allowing you a bit of preparation time before the start of the fest! Note that posting will only be allowed from October 1st.

Surprise Bonus Challenges 

Not yet fluffy enough? We’ll present you with a surprise and fun bonus challenge each week, lovingly selected by your mods.

We’ll be running this fest on discord (join our server here), Livejournal and Tumblr. There will be an Ao3 collection to post to.

The fest is set up to be a laid-back, feel-good affair (much like the fluffy fanwork you’ll be producing!).

Sign-Up here is possible from September 17th to the end of the run (October 31st).

Fanwork Requirements:

At least one type of Fanworks: fic, fanart (including digital and moodboards),  podfic of an original work, videos for the Main Challenge (Red Thread of Fluff)

Minimum word count for fics: 500 words

No minimum requirements for the Bonus Challenges

All ratings and all pairings welcome

Work must be considered fluff (⅔ of a written story should be happy making ;-))

Requirement: must have a happy ending or ooze fluffy feelings!

For detailed rules check out our Rules & Info!

Want to get involved? Get started here!

Please help us promote the fest by reblogging and liking this post or sharing our pimping post on your Livejournal or using the above banner to promote them yourself on your accounts. Thank you!

If you have questions or feedback, please don’t hesitate to drop us a line on Discord (@Admin) or [email protected] Fluffy Art by the wonderful @maryluis​ thank you for letting us use it!

#merlin #merlin bbc #bbc merlin #fandom #merlin fluffalooza 2023 #mod post #sign up

[poemsforparker]

tongue tied - tasm!peter × reader (college!au)

marvel masterlist

pairing: peter parker × gn!reader

summary: Peter lets a drunk confession slide during an after party you took care of him. He didn't remember anything so he didn't understand your behaviour the next day.

tropes: best friends to lovers, drunk confessions ‹3

warnings: mentions of alcohol

a.n.: I missed writing for my ultimate boyfriend SO MUCHH. I missed writing in general for this profile, but I’m backk, I have about 6 drafts yet to finish including 2 requests that had been sitting here for ages (rlly sorry ab that whoever asked for  them I really was overwhelmed for the last 5 months lmao), anyways if you’re reading this still I love you already, enjoy this lil drabble <3.

You entered your apartment nearly falling by Peter's weight almost entirely supported on you, he'd crossed the line and the bastard was lucky to have a best friend like you.

"Can you sit by yourself?" you ask worried looking at him, who had the silliest smile since you entered the elevator. "What is it?"

"You look gorgeous."

Trying your hardest to remember this was drunk Peter talking, you shake out the embarrassment and slightly nudging his arm. "Stop. Sit down, I'm grabbing you a blanket for you to sleep here, and a bucket, just in case."

You make your way to the room grabbing a blanket Peter always used on sleepovers at your place. Taking a blue old bucket on your way, you get to the living room, showing up to the view of a drunk Peter mumbling songs on your couch.

"Here," you place the blanket on him, pointing at the bucket on the floor right after. "Please just don't puke on my carpet. I'll leave you some painkillers and water by the couch. Anything you need you know where to find me. G'night, Pete." You kiss his forehead before walking out and have your arm grabbed, forcing you to stop.

"Thank you, you're so sweet. Sometimes I really want to kiss you." He speaks lazily and with a boyish smile never leaving his stupidly handsome face.

You played that phrase on your head over and over again, your heart racing on your chest thinking if Peter would even remember what he said to you.

It killed you to know that meant so much to you mean while Peter could only be mouthing random words lead out by the large amount of alcohol in his blood system.

You're awaken from your thoughts when you hear his loud yawn from the living room, probably a moment before he feels a terrible headache. You get up and go face him as if nothing happened, hoping he'd get back to the subject himself if he remembered it.

He didn't.

Peter spent his day acting fully normal to you, something you're sure he'd never be able to pull up such an act if he had any idea what he said the night earlier. To your surprise, you were really disappointed by that.

You always had feelings towards Peter, never really stopping to think about how it'd really be if you were a couple. Not until yesterday, when it felt so near reality, and you did not feel scared at all, as you thought it would be. In fact, the way you liked that idea just opened your eyes to how badly you had fallen for Peter long earlier, and the thought was eating you alive.

He was so kind, so caregiving, respectful and absolutely breathtaking, who wouldn't fall for him? Silly of you to think you'd scape that.

"What do you think?" Peter says excited about something you had no idea what since you'd been zoning out, taken by intrusive thoughts of kissing him right then and there.

"What?"

"C'mon, it must be like the third time you're not paying attention to what I'm saying today. What's up with you, bug?"

"Have you ever thought of us as a couple?" You let out not really aware of the words, just letting out what was in your head. Damn you for getting used to be fully honest to him.

"I, uh- um... What?"

"No- never mind I just- was thinking too loud... I guess." In embarrassment, you stare at the ceiling, which seemed suddenly more interesting that this conversation right now.

"I know this didn't came out of nowhere." You can hear he's smiling. He puts his hand slightly pulling your chin down to look at him. "What did I do?"

“You did nothing, Pete.”

“Oh, c’mon, I know you and I know my drunk self better than this, I must’ve  done something to lead to this.” He slides his thumb mindlessly on your cheeks while waiting for a response. “C’mon, say it.”

"Last night" you heavily sigh, in disbelief you were actually talking about this with Peter "you said sometimes you felt like kissing me." closing your eyes shut you think how you ended up here having this conversation with your best friend. "It just... Stayed in my head I guess." you shrug as if it wasn't much and see Peter's cheeks gain a heated tone of red, a sudden worried look showing up to his beautiful hazel eyes.

"Did I say that? God, I'm sorry, bug. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable around me." he leans closer, holding your hands and kissing them. "I'm really sorry, that won't happen again." you smile at his reaction, the first thought that came to his mind being nothing but your well being.

"I didn't say I got uncomfortable." you grin taking your hands out of his.

"You're not?"

“No.” you shake your head, still not helping your smile and now feeling your cheeks heat up "I just wanted to know if that's a genuine thought of yours or just drunk Peter spilling random stuff as always.” you chuckle. “I kinda of have an idea myself but I want to hear it from you."

“Oh... I see.” he shrinks his eyes as if studying your expression before saying a word more. “And what are your thoughts on this? Honestly.”

“Honestly?” you pull the last drop of braveness inside of you before the next sentence. “I sort of wanted it to be true.” you try to act like you said nothing much by not looking him in the eye and trying to shrug. Truth was, if he was still holding them, he’d feel your hands dripping sweat.

Peter gasps. “rEallY?” his voice fails like a twelve year old and he clears his throat to ask again, in embarassment “Really?”

You laugh a bit at him while nodding “Yeah.”

“Well, the we can make it happen.” he gives you a one sided smile while his eyebrows went up and down in a rhythm, making  you giggle at his childish acts.

“You’re such a dork.” while saying that, you lean closer to him now being mere inches away.

“A dork that you love.” and without giving you any time for an answer, that Peter could prevent being something along the lined of ‘don’t be so convinced’, he closes the space between you, joining his soft lips on yours. “You have no idea how long I waited for this.”

“Then just shut up and kiss me more.”

tags: @rudy-the-winged-wolf

#tasm fic #tasm peter parker #tasm #peter parker #peter parker fic #andrew garfield peter parker #peter parker spiderman #andrew peter parker #peter parker fanfiction #mcu fandom #Marvel MCU #fanfiction #andrew garfield fanfiction #mcu imagine #MCU fanfiction #andrew garfield #andrew garfield spiderman #the amazing spiderman #the amazing spiderman x reader #peter parker x reader #peter parker x you #peter parker x reader fluff #peter parker x y/n #gn reader #gn imagine #friends to lovers #drunk confessions

[just-another-frender-blog]

Futurama is great because it will take the most basic cartoon tropes ever and execute them in the best way I’ve ever seen in a show. And then it moves on like it’s no big deal.

Sure, there’s a goofy episode in this show where the characters shrink down and go into someone’s body. And then it turns out to be not only a fantastic episode, but one of the best executions of that specific trope I’ve ever seen in a work of fiction.

Of course there’s a body swapping episode in this show. And not only is it one of the funniest depictions of the trope ever created, but also one of the writers (Ken Keeler, being the god he is) created a literal mathematic theorem when writing this episode.

The amount of care, details, and quality writing that went into this show is insane. They seriously gave it their all when making episodes about the silliest cartoon tropes and wildest premises. I hope more people start acknowledging the show in the wider cartoon fanbase.

#futurama #this show genuinely has some of the tightest writing #and unbelievable comedic timing #like it’s so fucking hard to write comedy #i really admire the writing in this show a lot

[prairieenyasblog]

i love when fictional villains and murderers and crimelords are just complete utter buffoons, cracking the silliest jokes and dumbass comments anyone could ever muster, committing acts that make them the most threatening individual ever while being the fucking comic relief character, being the most pathetic little guy you have ever witnessed. i love them. gotta be my favorite character trope ever.

#villain #villains #character tropes #typology #villain character #fictional characters #jim moriarty #stu macher #loki #the riddler #megan #patrick bateman #silly dudes #dumb #dumb takes

[residentalienfan69dodoobuttballs]

I LOVE THE ALIEN BIRD YURI YIPIEEEE !! THEY ARE THE CUTEST THINGGG !!!!!!! 💙💜

Harry's first real love interest being an AVIAN is the absolute amazing, silliest thing EVER. The running joke, during the entirety of the show, of Harry being attracted to Avians actually being made into a relevant plotline is the most resident alien thing I could even think of bro. So rewarding for the viewer how they followed through with it instead of it just being a bunch of throw away lines !! It just speaks to how amazing the writing in this show is. It never stops surprising me, I love a story where every little detail is relevant and connected. (And I love surprises) IT'S SO GOOD. !!!

And they have the best, funniest chemistry dude. During their weird makeout scene I had to remember that these are actually actors doing this in front of a camera because it just felt so believable and real lmfaooo. 😭🙏 These actors are so amazing. I'm so impressed with everyone's performance in this show, it all feels so realistic; despite all the crazy alien shit constantly going on. (Especially with D'Arcys portrayal, she's actually my favorite character lmfao. Sorry Harry love youuu.)

I am soooo so glad they didn't do the "guy character is obviously attracted to woman female woman character but makes it really weird and it's uncomfortable and the "comedy" is how uncomfortable the woman is and how pushy the guy is." ...Trope. I was so worried about it when Heather was first introduced bc it's such an easy grasp at comedy that SOOO many shows are guilty of. It felt like a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders when it was the exact opposite !!!. Making it a mutual crush had me literally kicking and giggling and jumping for joy, it's so cute and silly. The divergence of expectations just gerrr I eat it the fuck up every time. More cute and silly weird aliens in love please.

Ik people are put off by the instant puppy love but believe me. Instant puppy love is some real powerful shit y'all. I have felt that FIRST HAND !!! Plus I'm just a sucker for corny, cheesy romance in general. Whaaat I won't lie...I looooove bitches being cringe together, it's the most freeing thing in the world. And for me, the absolute strongest element of resident alien is how the character's relationships are written. I know some crazy shit is going to go down. But I am genuinely rooting for these two !! 😁 I love how Harry doesn't have to hide or change any part of himself for her. For the first time since he's been on Earth, he's been able to be totally 100% honest with someone. He can't even do that with Asta! I think their relationship makes so much sense. Especially with Harry's longing to find another alien to relate to. (And him actually getting that !!! Ahhh !!!! I love him being happy. He was so cute this whole episode.)

They don't have to be endgame or anything, I just hope it resolves in a way that makes sense. Even if it's not exactly what I would've wanted. I just wanna see more of these two crazy freaky lovebirds (btw.... lovebirds....kind of a cute ship name huh guys...I'm just brainstorming here...lol.) gerr I am SO excited to see all the drama next episode I can barely wait I'm going to shit my pants.

#LALAAA IM SO HAPPY #so. cute. #just two freaky bitches freaking it up 🤩🙏 #I want harry to be so happy waaughh 🥲 #resident alien #resident alien spoilers #harry vanderspeigle #I just love these two beautiful women...💋💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜lesbains #lovebirds💙💜