This is your friendly reminder that Tom Kazansky has 5" on Pete Mitchell. That height difference is real.
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Prompt #183
“You’re smaller than I expected.”
“Yeah? Well, maybe you’re just abnormally tall.”
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I saw this in another fic where Danny is getting chased by one of the older football players and to get to a ‘safe zone’ he climbs up Kwan and sits on his shoulders. But could you imagine him doing this to the taller Bats? I think his favorite people to perch on are either Dick or Jason. He will perch on Bruce but not as often. Just;
Danny running full speed towards the nearest tol brother and scrabbling up to perch on their shoulders.
A very peeved Damian following closely behind with katana in hand. Absolutely soaking wet.
This can go one of two ways depending on which big brother Danny is perched on.
Dick: Hey, hey! What happened?
Damian: Daniel thought it would be funny to dump a bucket of water on me while I was tending to Bat Cow.
Danny: And it was hilarious. You look like a drowned rat.
Dick trying to de-escalate the situation: Danny that wasn’t very nice.
Danny: Yeah, sure, but I don’t think that deserves to be cut up by the angry gremlin down there.
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Danny perching on Jason.
Jason, very snidely: You know you’re supposed to take your clothes off before you get in the shower?
Damian: Shut up Todd. I only wish to exact revenge on Daniel. Now get down here!
Danny: Yeah no can do there short stack. I don’t really fancy getting carved up like a turkey.
Jason: Why not? You’re one already.
Danny, with faux offense: I am not.
Jason: Uh huh. Sure, and that’s why you’re definitely not hiding up on my shoulders. Just so the Demon Brat won’t get you back.
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Imagine going back to your own wedding with two giant Nephilim in tow and being like, 'Yeahhhh, sorry. They have a few objections...'
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I am headcanoning so hard that the reason we have some many scrumptious scenes of them horizontal is because they looked at that height difference and thought how else can we take advantage of this and make them on the same level and they thought…let’s makes them lay down a LOT
Here for it and maybe it’s not a conscious plan so much as me being obsessed with their height difference and hyper aware of it…because it’s not just the laying down it’s anytime their is a choice for them to be on the same level in any way that has me swooning
Anytime they are getting into each other’s space
I am living
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