#snakes are fun

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

#unbeweevable 😔 #I want to be totally clear I am NOT making fun of this person I think they’re totally right #not snakes #reddit #weevils #bugs #insects

[ervotica]

please don’t go, i love you so

pairing: young!coriolanus snow x reader

warnings: a lil toxic!coriolanus, he’s rough with r, possessive talk, quite tame in this but imma tamp it up soon, a bit of making out and being lovey

note: i do not careee about who likes this character or who doesn’t okay i am writing about him because he is literally one of the hottest men i’ve ever seen, kay? i’m not here for moral dilemmas thank u, enjoy (yes i will follow up w smut and my young!coriolanus snow reqs are OPEN!) please please remember to comment and rb, it helps me so much!

hunger games masterlist

Coriolanus is possessive.

It sickens him to his very core, sends nausea rolling like a wave through his chest; he’s not a child. Yet, the mere sight - thought - of you engaging with any other man, even innocently, is enough to have him seeing red: white-knuckled, muscles drawn taut like a bowstring, ready to eliminate any and all threat standing between him and his girl.

It's the way those boys look at you. As if you're a piece of meat, a toy to play with that they're just begging, aching to sink their teeth into, to leave a permanent mark on. The boys in this district are barbaric- that's what Coryo thinks anyway. It's disgusting, the things that he knows they think about you.

It's been a long day in District Twelve. Coriolanus' grey jumpsuit rubs and itches and his skin crawls with an uneasiness settled at the pit of his stomach. It's a warm day, his skin sticky as he peels the top half of the jumpsuit from his slender arms and ties it neatly around his waist. The grass by the lake is damp with the leftover dew from the morning.

He catches sight of you amongst the trees, weaving and bobbing through the undergrowth as you do, your lithe fingers brushing against leaves. Your head dips and then raises as his tall figure creeps into your peripheral vision. A smile graces your features, real and earnest with all your teeth.

There’s a slight waver in your countenance when you catch Coriolanus’ own expression; his brows are knit, pushing his forehead into a crease, lips pushed together tersely.

You walk straight into his arms, balancing yourself on one leg and pushing your shoulder underneath his armpit. You needle your way in, your forehead rested against his chin, so close you can feel his breath against your face.

“Hi, gorgeous,” you murmur. You reach up to push out the ridge in his brow and your thumb traces the bridge of his nose in a way that couldn’t be perceived as anything other than unbridled affection. “Something wrong?”

His slender fingers settle against your waist. You shiver at the contact when he spins and pushes you back into a tree. The bark digs into your back as you shuffle to meet his eyes— his eyes that have suddenly clouded with something dark and possessive.

“What is it?” you ask again; your voice is becoming more strained the longer he stays quiet, your own hands snaking up his arms like vines and squeezing.

He shakes his head and drops his face to look at you properly.

“Nothing. I have you.”

“Okay.” You click your tongue, tilting your head at him. His face gravitates towards yours, breath hot and mixing with your own. “You gonna kiss me or what, handsome?”

He doesn’t need any encouragement, surging forward to catch your lips between his own; his hands are rough, kneading the soft flesh of your hip. His other makes its way up to your jaw, fingertips pressing so hard you’re sure he’s branding you. You’ve never been kissed like this, with such fervour and passion and need. You gasp into his mouth and your arm wraps around his neck to pull him further into you.

“Coryo,” you pant.

“Shh,” he forces out, his fingers suddenly an iron grip around your neck; the hollow of your throat is bared to him and bobs under his cruel touch.

“Coriolanus, that hurts,” you say, strangled. His eyes are alight with a fire, a blazing inferno roaring in his head as he squeezes your throat and laughs.

You wheeze, clutching at his wrist in an attempt to loosen his grip. He obliges you, running a thumb over the indents he’s left in your soft skin to smooth them away.

“You know I’d never hurt you, right?” he asks. His head drops to the juncture of your neck, arms hooking loosely around your middle as he relaxes into you. “I just wanted to feel you. To know you’re mine.”

The incident is forgotten as soon as it ends. He has a charm in that sort of way; you don’t see his faults even when he shows them to you clear as day. You’ll never see what’s right in front of you even if he wants you to.

“Of course I’m yours, Coryo. Why wouldn’t I be?”

“The way they all look at you here…” He falters. “Like they all want you. Like they want to take you away from me. You’re mine- they have to understand that.”

“No one could take me away from you,” you giggle, your temple resting against the tip of his shoulder so you can duck your head to meet his eyes. “I know where I belong. And that’s right here with you.”

“Good.” He mouths at your neck like a man starved, arms coming right up until they’re hooked just underneath your own. He pulls away heaving for breath.

“Wanna show me just where you belong?”

#coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow fanfiction #coriolanus snow fic #coriolanus snow fluff #coriolanus snow x you #the hunger games x you #the hunger games x reader #the hunger games fic #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the ballad of songbirds and snakes fanfic #writer #writers on tumblr #writing #coryo snow #writing for fun #coriolanus snow smut

[omg-snakes]

Worm baby I love how calm and sweet you are but I'm not loving seeing all of your organs and blood vessels through your translucent skin. Please grow big and strong!

...and opaque.

#fun fact: snake brains glow under black light. #gross. #corn snake #corn snakes #baby snake #reptiblr #reptiles #reptile #snakes #snake #corn snake morphs #bdjb23x3 #BDJB23 #palmetto corn snake

[katnissandpeetamellark]

The last one is literally Snow following Sejanus to the back of the Hob. I said what I said.

#coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #snowjanus #snowbaird #lucy gray baird #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #tbosas #thg #hunger games #president snow #lucy gray x coriolanus #sejanus plinth x coriolanus snow #Me interacting with ships again<3 bc I enjoy the vibes lol #plus shippers have the most fun idc what anyone says. even in this environment (Coriolanus Snow ruining everything)

[rufflet]

Also Dorothy took her first meal for me, and also her first (to my knowledge) non-live meal. But it was an adjustment from Waylon because I’m used to him snagging the thing the second I open the door to his enclosure while this dainty old lady basically stared at the rodent until I finally (gently) pushed it at her face. Whereupon she slowly opened her mouth and kinda. Held it there for a bit. Before she finally realized “oh wait this is food” and coiled on it. Just needed a lil nudge I guess.

#snakes are fun #no thoughts behind those blank stares

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

the fact that everybody spent four years drawing devastatingly stylish and sultry femme!crowley and then he turned up with THESE LOOKS is just the funniest shit imaginable.

incredible scenes.

#good omens #crowley #david tennant #neil and the costume department and hair and makeup really looked at all that fan art and said you know what? 'fuck you' #and I respect it #I adore this stupid snake #this is literally the least cool being I have ever laid eyes on #can you BELIEVE he has the audacity to make fun of aziraphale for wearing tartan?? #after aziraphale's lived through THESE looks??? #the absolute cheek #the sheer unbridled self confidence #unmatched

[weabooii]

Sleep a Way Out!

Thoughts/ some explanations below the cut

It's a little disappointing to me that even though Zero abducts everyone in 999 at night, none of them seem to be in their pj's. So this is what I imagine their pj's (or in some cases, clothes worn around the house) would look like.

(left to right)

Ace's boxer fit is purely vibes based. He just seems like that kinda guy.

Lotus: I tried to bring some of her girl boss energy into her pj's. I imagine she wraps her hair in silk so it doesn't get messed up at night.

Clover just seems like she would chill in an oversized cutesy onesie.

Snake: My historical fashion obsession rears its head. He's wearing a Banyan, which is a European gown/lounge wear from the 1700s based on the Kimono and possibly other Indian robes if I recall correctly. The flower on its sleeve is a Chinese Lantern plant. He's holding a chamber candle stick as well. His cap is just based on stereotypical goofy historical pjs, just for fun.

Junpei: I couldn't bring myself to remove what I saw as some of the most iconic parts of Junpei's original design so I just remixed them. Instead of a flannel shirt he's wearing flannel pajama pants and instead of "bisexual sneakers" he's wearing one bisexual slipper (the other one got lost). I was originally intending to give him a generic college or baseball tee but while I was replaying through Ai the Somnium files I spotted the 999 reference by Sunfish Pocket and thought it would be fun to give him an old Lemniscate shirt instead.

June: She has to be wearing purple. Her fashion sense seems to be very natural, with a lot of knitting and textile ornamentation which lead me to think she'd probably wear a nice, simple cotton nightgown. And the bunny slippers are a little nod to her backstory.

Santa: You know, I just get the impression that Santa sleeps in the same clothes he wears in the game. And with a build like that he's definitely getting enough sun to have some embarrassing tan-lines.

Seven: Again, kinda like Santa, I get the feeling his pajamas could be the same clothes he wears in the game. But the shower sandals are a must.

Guy 9: There just wasn't enough for me to go off of for him. So I deleted him :) Sorry. He blew up.

#zero escape #999 #ze 999 #zero escape spoilers #akane kurashiki #junpei tenmyouji #light field #snake #clover field #aoi kurashiki #santa 999 #hazuki kashiwabara #lotus 999 #gentarou hongou #ace 999 #fanart #I really did this lineup for “fun” #Sorry to people who followed for trigun. I need to come out as a mystery visual novel fan now or there's no going back. #funny that I've mostly been drawing aitsf stuff and yet the first thing I post here visnov related is 999. Well. Gotta start somewhere.

[tsurudraws]

getting back into painting my dragon bois more so a lil tutorial for how i paint scales!

#art tutorial #art tips #snakeskin #art guide #how to draw #how to paint #scales #scale #snakes #dragons #no but have fun this is just how my brain does it #digital art #clip studio paint #tutorial #art resource #tsurudrawsart #tsurutips

[boyquiet]

love this animal

#don’t draw animals usually so the ocelot was a fun challenge :) #revolver ocelot #mgs #metal gear solid #mgs fanart #metal gear #metal gear fanart #metal gear solid fanart #mgs art #mgs3 #mgs3 snake eater #metal gear solid 3 #metal gear solid 3 snake eater #mgs3 ocelot #mgs ocelot #ocelot mgs #major ocelot #ocelot

[chalkrub]

been doodling some bri'ish wildlife - love seeing these guys. because they are the classics aren't they?

#my art #animal art #illustration #''love seeing these guys'' has only ever seen 6 of them #as if the elusive dormouse would ever grace my presence. and i still doubt the existence of snakes in england #drew the fox and pheasant because they're symbolic for two of my silly ocs then was like why not make a whole page of these suckers #lots of fun! if anyone's interested i'm gonna open up some slots to draw animals like this on kofi or something soon #can be pets etc. ocs too maybe but they'll be more expensive. not sure how much i'll charge for them but we shall see #lots of art to come...........i swear on it...........i'm about to go for a walk and maybe i will finally see a grass snake #(it's raining so this will not happen) #animals: ring necked pheasant. grass snake. european badger. red fox. barbastelle bat. mole. red squirrel. hazel dormouse. and hedgehawg #i had to compress this to hell it's so large #i need to take like a base photoshop class to learn how to actually use it cause the size of my files is actualy getting ridiculous #if i didn't compress this it would be 30 mb. this cannot be normal

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

The snake statue in the Tadfield Manor

“Through the main doors, I wanted to place something inside that the camera cannot ignore but has to explore. Now, there is a famous statue of a snake being killed by a Herculean character,” Michael continues with a hint of glee. “I wanted one like it but the other way round, so ours depicts the Herculean character being killed by the snake. Then we had this idea that whenever you look away you hear it move, and when you look back there’s a little bit of sandstone on the floor where the snake has slightly shifted.” 🐍

- Michael Ralph, The Good Omens Production Designer, The Good Omens Companion

The statue itself is based on the statue Laocoön and His Sons :).

Also, it can be seen in the courtyard in episode 2 :).

#good omens #photos #hq photos #screenshots #bts #michael ralph #companion #fun fact #manor snake statue #lacoon and his sons #ep1 #ep2 #2i16 #1i6 #snakes

[mikashida]

more and more miles from shore every year

#I used the og msx2 metal gear palette with a few extra/tweaked colours for this :) #am i insane for thinking this song is extremely snavid coded dont make fun of me. #metal gear #metal gear solid #mgs #metal gear fanart #mgs fanart #solid snake #solid snake mgs #david mgs #mgs solid snake #mgs david #snavid #comic #comic art #comics #i know venom doesnt have his horn(???) in mg i dont care. i wish he did #art #mikart

[eye-spy-an-eye]

A fancy Edwardian inspired Cleo!

#the birds are just for fun #not really any real species just fun colors #art #digital art #my art #hermitcraft #mcyt fanart #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #i tried to hide some snake scale references #she deserves to be a menace #as a treat

[crocchompers]

Now it's time to wait for my motivation to come back <3

#I just like drawing Draft #he's hard to draw but he's still fun to draw #idk if that makes sense but yea #I love my spider #snake #and lizard #sm <3 #they're my everything #I just wanna put them in a box and keep them there #draft wally #beta wally #og wally #the darling brothers #welcome home art #welcome home #wally darling #art

[swimmingtrunks]

I spent a good deal of my COVID quarantine binging all of Good Omens over and over and over again. David Tennant's silly snake walk was a revelation and an inspiration, and I felt compelled to make a tribute.

Came out as sort of a hybrid of TV!Crowley and Book!Crowley *shrug*

#good omens #crowley #fanart #my art #fun fact I decided on a snake head as the belt buckle and then on my next rewatch GUESS WHAT I NOTICED HIM WEARING #anyway look i finally made some art!

[uncanny-tranny]

Fiber artist challenge of the day: weave in those damn ends

#art #fiber art #crochet #knitting #i actually enjoy weaving my ends in so far. it feels like that snake game #don't ask what i'm doing up so late (was crocheting and now my brain feels fuzzy) #had to switch cakes of yarn and that meant i wove in two ends just for this one small project. it was. fun :) #i like thinking about where to weave the ends in so that they're flush with the stitch itself. strategizing harder than the military rn #i watched somebody who said they never wove in their ends when they first started knitting and ��😨😨