#so many good quotes in this one

[charles-leclerc-official]

F1 Secret Santa damage report:

"This is for the boat" ~ Captain Fernando!

"22, who's number 22?" LANCE please

"It's dragon which means Zhou!" His little smile in the apron omg

"That's not a calendar is it?" words said moments before disaster "Thanks Charles for sending me Valtteri's ass." !!!!!! Charles what did you do?

"I normally expect something funny for these kind of secret santa - Now I can play against Fernando very soon." Charles do you promise?

"Well that's a tripod" so true

"I love my coffee especially with such a cool emoji" 🥱

"That's to put my toothbrush I guess" never change Esteban never change

"I'll probably keep hold of this a good couple of hours before I get rid of it"

"It's probably gonna be from Logan"

"I have no idea I just need to get it open"

"It's very light, that's not very good ah. CRISPS??? Not very prepared are they" Lando being Lando and we love that XD

"This literally could be anyone *giggles* Oscar's on here"

"I honestly have no idea, apart from the fact that they told me about 5 mins ago by accident" Dani how does that happen Dani? LMAO

"I came late so I got a bone to pick with whoever selected it" Daniel firing shots before he even knows who it is XD "This is not the first time I've received alcohol for secret santa"

"Yellow shoes. They're not really my style but I like them. I think I can wear them at some point"

"Interesting - a simple lovely look at butts in art. It's really creative actually" He had the hard read on Max lmao

"I think we have to start with the card right, it's always the most important" you sentimental ass giving softie

"This is dangerous"

"Are you gonna wear them though?"

*Nods* "No"

Carlos just try them on one time it might be fun

"This is a beautiful gift. He knows Valtteri very well. And he will know Valtteri even better with my gift" *evil giggling*

11/10 secret santa video!!!!!!!!

#formula 1 #f1 secret santa #my reaction #charles leclerc #f1 2023 #f1blr #so many good quotes in this one #Charles really decided he wanted to traumatize Zhou this year

[taiturner]

Your life gets small. A little smaller every day. And you don’t even notice the box that you’re in until someone comes along and lets you out.

viktor & sissy appreciation week  ━ day 3: favorite quote

#viktor hargreeves #sissy cooper #tuashipweek #vissy #tuaedit #the umbrella academy #tua #brellygifs #theumbrellaacademyedit #viktorhargreevesedit #* #tusermich #number5theboy #userbecca #tusermyra #usersray #userpolaris #ughmerlin #userclara #there are so many good quotes for them but. this one from s3 is the reason their relationship is so loud to me

[cerealbishh]

"The world's lucky to have you."

#ffvii remake #ffvii rebirth #ffvii rebirth spoilers #zack fair #aerith gainsborough #zack x aerith #zerith #biggs #wedge #briana white #caleb pierce #ff7redit #ffviiedit #zackfairedit #aerithgainsboroughedit #zerithedit #just wanted to make a gifset with zerith talking to/motivating avalanche members they barely know #i know aerith hardly has any scenes with wedge but still... #also their speech read as sort of similar to me? idk #there's at least one more gifset of them talking to biggs and wedge that i wanna make #just genuinely good people trying to do their best to help #i know biggs was the only one to say that quote but i feel like wedge might've thought something along those lines #look i'm a multi-shipper but i just think that personally this is zack and aerith's best match? #they're alike in so many ways but they bring out different sides of each other and i just think that that's beautiful #aerti is the second best aerith ship to me #but like... CLOSE second #what can i say? zerith gives me rapunzel and eugene vibes a little! #it's the rotating camera in both scenes for me too #pardon me i can't color correct these scenes for shit...

[b33viemm]

Tread carefully, Crowley...

click for higher quality, ID in alt panel in 1 image + close up of the nebula under cut

#b33viemm art #quote from welcome to night vale #they just have so many good ones #also does anyone know where the quote if from #because i cant find it lmao #good omens #goodomens #good omens art #goodomens art #good omens fanart #goodomens fanart #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley art #crowley fanart #aziraphale #aziraphale art #aziraphale fanart #angel crowley #before the beginning #ineffable husbands #welcome to night vale #wtnv quotes #good omens season 2 #good omens tv #gomens #aziracrow #a/c #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley

[officialjimmybuffett]

MOTHER, SISTER, EQUAL

antigone // black sails // amc's interview with the vampire // washing machine heart by mitski // “i’m ‘wife’— i’ve finished that” by emily dickinson orestes // interview with the vampire by anne rice

insp. this post i made

#SOCIETY IF. SEASON 2 WAS OUT AND I HAD SCREENCAPS OF CLAUDIA'S [REDACTED] #i will definetly be back as soon as s2 drops for more miranda/claudia comparisons but this time its their ghosts. this i swear #iwtv #black sails #interview with the vampire #claudia de pointe du lac #miranda barlow #web weaving #my edit #rewatching iwtv is rotting my brain ihave at least three more insane posts floating around my skull someone let me OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i had to leave so many good orestes quotes out of this one too bc i ran out of room. ill be back i promise #iwtv amc #iwtv 2022 #also thinking about how book claudia had some lover implications too w louis. i dont like it but its so FASCINATING AND MAKES HER EVEN MORE #MIRANDA CODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacnaylor]

fave guys

Whether you're eighteen or you're thirty or you're fifty or you're a hundred. You'll always be young and you'll always be beautiful! You're Brian Kinney for fuck's sake!

#brian kinney #briankinneyedit #gale harold #queer as folk #qaf #queerasfolkedit #qafedit #queerasfolkgifs #qafgifs #faveguys #i couldn't decide the quote it was either this or 'i just saw the face of god' #OR 'judge yourself' OR 'a gay man's gotta do what a gay mans gotta do' #he just has so many good quotes by and about him #but this one just captures his essence

[an-au-blog]

Hi,

Shanks: you were a wonderful experience

Buggy: you were everything

Thank you for your attention

Hello! Nice argument but also consider,

Shanks: I love you

Buggy: It'll pass

Thank you for your time

#i am actually going to cry #ur making me cry #good. very good #i am NOT well #fr tho they destroy me on so many levels #and ur quote fits so well it actually tears me apart #shuggy #one piece shuggy #shanks x buggy #op #answers

[bitchthefuck1]

Rewatching succession it really is wild to see Kendall and Shiv convince themselves over and over again that they can "fix ATN/Waystar from the inside" only to completely abandon their morals the minute it gives them a strategic advantage.

When they're on the outside it's an endless diatribe about how evil and rotten the company is to its core, but the second they get the slightest whiff of power they suddenly decide the problems are actually really manageable and that with the right leadership it could be a force for good, and like...the saddest part is that they genuinely seem to believe that.

#where's that crime and punishment quote about how the worst thing is that you've betrayed yourself for nothing... #and they really seem to think its true! they genuinely believe that they can turn it around and make it good! it's not an act! #kendall really thinks he's a feminist and 'one of the good ones' and shiv really does think she stands with/for women and liberal #ideals and the truth is that no matter how much they might care about those things they will always love power more and they #are infinitely more invested in the power structures that keep injustice alive than they are in actually trying to stop injustice #roman is the only one who's actually aware and honest about how fucked it all is but he thinks that means everything's bullshit and #therefore nothing matters. which can be just as dangerous as convincing yourself you're the good guy (see: america decides) #that's one of the things i like so much about the ending for shiv and kendall bc they're finally forced to confront the lies they've been #telling themselves. and like. maybe that'll go nowhere. maybe they won't change. but they might. and the only hope they have #of actually growing as people and maybe doing something good is if that illusion gets shattered #idk man i just have so many thoughts about succession #succession #shiv roy #kendall roy

[sophaeros]

arctic monkeys for observer music monthly, july 2009 (x) [text version]

#bands #arctic monkeys #alex turner #matt helders #jamie cook #nick o'malley #humbug era #observer music monthly #the guardian #interview #was in the middle of typing it out when i realised it's already been posted on the guardian -_- #al and nick look soooo good <3 #this one interview has so many iconic quotes #eye contact #wait i should clarify these arent my scans!! this is from the old blogspot blog in the first hyperlink 👍👍 #thank you to them for their service all the way back in 2009 #not my scan

[eloquent-edits]

🗡️ For the Wicked and Weird (Part 3)

prompts based on quotes that never fail to make me laugh from my D&D sessions

“You can speak to plants?” “Yeah!” “Plants can’t talk.” “Fuck you, yeah they can!”

“God looked at me, thus I have to pay.”

“Character B, what did you just steal?” “A velociraptor!”

“Do I get a third dad now?”

“About what percentage of the population is puntable?”

“I don’t make the plans. I just steal stuff.”

“You’ve got a bright future.” “I’ve got a bright present.”

“So how do you two know each other? Are you two f u c k i n g?”

“It’s like PEMDAS.” “I think I had a friend who prayed to them once.”

“Alright, bone ape tit. Let’s go.”

#writing #writing prompts #prompts #character dynamics #dialogue prompt #dialogue prompts #dnd prompts #funny prompts #weird prompts #prompt list #ftww prompts #I’ve integrated bone ape tit into my everyday vocabulary #it’s so good and gets a laugh #this particular list is just from one campaign #I think I’m going to call this prompt series ‘ftww prompts’ #because there’s so many quotes #I really am limiting myself with only 10 per post

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

not my usual stuff but ive been playing killer frequency and holy shit it is FANTASTIC

#art #illustration #fanart #killer frequency #forrest nash #radio #80s #its just one giant love letter to retro slasher horror and i LOVE IT #and the soundtrack fucks dude its so good #im gonna do more of the quotes that made me laugh bc there are so many #if you like not for broadcast you'll love this #ok ill stop fangirling now GO PLAY THIS GAME

[purplelea]

#there so many good quotes i couldn't put all of them #but i like these ones. i'm curious which one you guys prefer #i tried to even things out between the three partners even if obviously Neku gets more quotes than the others because #this guy never fucking shuts up #always complaining i swear #polls #twewy

[kissmefriendly]

“Have you ever lost yourself in the eyes of another? Have you ever been so consumed by a person that you want to devour their soul and become one with them? […] Then you have never loved. When I looked into Behrem's eyes I wanted to see what he sees and feel what he feels. I wanted to know everything about him.”

— The Amelia Project, “The Man With Many Faces”

#YEAH! HE GETS IT! #I think about this a lot #this show has. it’s so good #this show has come out of the hangar with lines that have completely knocked me into next Wednesday #this is definitely one of those #like! THATS EXACTLY IT!! #someone else GETS IT! #the amelia project #piotr kozlowski #episode 46 #the man with many faces #all consuming love #(ach!) #podcast quotes

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Wei Wuxian + Crying

"Can someone tell me... what I'm supposed to do now?"

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #here literally crying #well this post is very sad cuz it is wwx suffering and crying except in the last gif #where he is happy that his a-yuan is alive and that lwj has raised him #but from there the burial mounds was the one that broke my heart the most #gg why are you such a good actor!!? #i didn't put scenes of his madness in 'nighless city' cuz there were many and so i only put the one of him crying when lwj catches him #there are really many scenes where he was sad. 😭😭😭 #my poor little baby #i put the quote cuz i think that every time something bad happened to him and he cried. he wondered what he would do next #to help others but at the same time he hurt himself too much with each new decision he made #until he finally ended his life #long gifset cw #blood cw #wei wuxian #xiao zhan #my gifs #mygifs.cql

[invisible-pink-toast]

“The woman dies.

She dies to provide a plot twist. She dies to develop the narrative. She dies for cathartic effect. She dies because no one could think of what else to do with her. Dies because there weren’t any better story ideas around. Dies because her death was the very best idea that anyone could come up with.

‘I’ve got it! Let’s kill her off!’

‘Yes! Her death will solve everything!’

‘Okay! Let’s hit the pub!’

And so, the woman dies. The woman dies so the man can be sad about it. The woman dies so the man can suffer. She dies to give him a destiny. Dies so he can fall to the dark side. Dies so he can lament her death. As he stands there, brimming with grief, brimming with life, the woman lies there in silence. The woman dies for him. We watch it happen. We read about it happening. We come to know it well.”

- The Woman Dies by Aoko Matsuda (translated by Polly Barton)

#you ever read a quote and it's So Good you have to put everything down and immidiately work out an edit for it? #came across the quote watching Final Girl Studios video on Beautiful Dead Girls: The Romanticised Death of the Teenage Girl #a fantastic (although disturbing obviously) video essay on this trope #and there are so.many.examples #was hard to narrow it down to 20 #and that's just of the ones i know! let alone all the many others #plus there's the intersections?? like it's dangerous to be a female character - and a woman of colour (especially black and even more so #with dark skin) - and a queer woman (especially a lesbian) - and an abuse survivor #so based on that they obviously had to kill tara thornton 🙄 #tropes #cw death #women in refrigerators #dead lesbian #tw mysoginy #tw racism #tw homophobia #tw lesbophobia #they deserve better #Aoko Matsuda #the woman dies #quotes #dead girl trope #my post #my edit #lexa #gwen stacy #mako mori #gamora #cordelia chase #poussey washington

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy