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justcallmeano · 2 years

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Bill and Ted requests :)

Hiii! You sent me a request so I’m sending you a request. Can you do Bill and Ted (it doesn’t have to be poly if you don’t want to write it poly. One or the other is fine) and reader head cannons? If not that’s perfectly fine 😅

-Ghost

WOO uhh no gender was specified soo...Gn reader ig

Im gonna do seperate and ya cant stop me either and this ask wasnt specifically asking for i certain genre sooo Imma just do it in general

William Stanley Preston Esq.

We all know bill ._. Dumb, Cute, Funny, obviously not the best at subjects.. Especially history but ofc he know better enough to shut something down! especially if it is making him, ted, or y/n uncomfortable

Lets just say one day you ask him "hey bill, why do you call yourself esquire?" and he's like "Oh well.. Because it sounds pretty cool and also because I heard that esquire is a british title descended from the position squire, an apprentice to a knight or something like that"

I see him as a heavily pansexual lmao HE DOESNT KNOW IT YET BUT I SMELL IT OFF HIM

Bill and Y/n.. they for sure hang out at his house way more, especially for band practice and bc teds father is a dick and we dont wanna hear yelling about alaska or military school whatsoever meanwhile we doing arts and crafts for a damn science project or smth 😭😐 so you both hang out more in bill's place or better yet .. Just hang out at 7/11, they had 7/11 in 1986 right? EITHER WAY, you hang out with bill at his house or go somewhere else for a date 😋

Any arguments? Forgive and forget babe, dont focus on ths past. I see bill on his knees begging adorably for forgiveness for bein stoopid AND WHY WOULD YOU NOT FORGIVE DIS MAN?!? but then again, I can promise you! Not a lot of arguments would even be happening tbh, y'all are chilling and killin like villains 😎

If you are ever caught wearing his crops tops, like he just showered and it smelt like him soooo why tf not?? right?! He's been dreaming of it, this was a sight to die for 😩

"Woah, babe.. You look ... excellent, like.. down rightoues!"

Ted is totally third wheeling, like.. how could not?? He might as well but be apart of the relario ship already -_- EVEN IF HE WAS THIRD WHEELING ON SOME OF UR DATES, EITHER YOU OR BILL (possibly mostly you) WILL BUY HIM A GIFT SO IT FELT LIKE HE WAS SORTA THERE TOO 😭💗 A switch but probably more dom but depends on what he feels, i feel like he could a lil pervy too but hey you chose to date bill so good luck

invites you to brand practice almost every fucking day, It never gets old and it never will (until he moves to santa carla wink wink)

Ted "theodore" Logan

Ted is.. ted :) but like... Special, ya know?

ted is sweet, like bill but just way too sweet cuz his brain is always brrr, ya know? 😃

He gets you gifts, treats you like a queen, always so kind, so understanding(or tries to be cuz brain go brrr 24/7)

If ur short, he will literally pick you up and carry you cuz u his queen(or king) 🙄😩

YOU PROTECT HIM FROM HIS DAMN FATHER

Lowkey, depending on you. you could possibly make a good impression on his dad, especially if ur his gf/study partner (or bf! either way, you get the point)

You probably babysat his brother a few times , lets just say he probably looks to you tbh

JUST AN OPINION BUT UHM.. I feel like, he would mostly be sub in sex like almost ALL THE TIME like i dont see him being all that dominant tbh, just me? well go away 😭 Ted just slips into the submissive for me, OKAY?! he just seems so adorable 😕😐

Arguments with ted? pfft, funny. You're a really- .. You're a funny person! like omgird you got some jokes

Loves thay you get along with his father better than him, he could learn a thing or two from as well with his brother. You might as well be another parent to his brother or smth, like ur a child whisperer-

ted gives me a vibe that speaks for itself way too loudly "The stoner type" ya know? If ur dating him and friends with bill in the future then I feel like they start smoking at 18 and 19 (18 for ted and 19 for bill)

Calls you an excellent babe, like bill but sweeter in a way?

Swoons when he sees you in his clothes or like his sweaters/shirts/pants/anything for that matter 💗💗

I tried my best,im so sorry if its whack. new to writing so personally it doesnt bother me a lot but still ;-;

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waffled-iron · 1 year

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gsgshsg furry art cringe

this is Monarch, a character I've had since August 23rd, 2019. She's pretty cool lol. I first made her on *dry crusty cough* scratch. all of these have been drawn on scratch lmao. soo yeah I redrew her bc I can and I'm happy I did bc I forgot how much I loved her. I put some other drawings of Monarch to show my ImPrOvMeNt

I love the new drawing lmao there isnt a thought behind her eyes

she's supposed to be a shiba butterfly ig but uhh she dosent look like one really

#dog #art #digital art #furry #original character #art improvement #dog butterfly hybrid thingie #she so silly #just a little baby #furry art #furry oc #loamsta

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revenant-coining · 1 year

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us : being absolute creechures /pos !! ooo that makes sense !! its like charged ions that are created through something else just like how electricity is created by charging ions !! but its chaos :D is there a limit to how far of portals you can make ?? like if one dimension is farther than another whats the limit ?? ooo thats very valid but what was the embodiment of fate like ?? and ooo how were jobs managed as a god if you remember ?? like how does it work if youre already a god ?? thats so cool how much of a a variety you have of knowing others !! dude tendrils sound so much fun ugh how far could you throw yourself ?? WOAH REALLY ?? so like krakens and and and uhh dragons and gryphons were real ?? that . that is so so cool oh my god !! :OO what about fictional creatures like wardens from minecraft ??

ooo that sounds like so much fun !! what was it like being the god of chaos did you have to deal with a lot of backlash or the affects of being famous or even infamous ?? i love how different hells are between dimensions , were there dimensions you visited that had a different hell system ?? but OOO what were the sins and virtues ?? was there a specific reason why you had to keep the balance ?? can beings of heaven and hell visit each other or were they stricting kept away ?? ooo hell and heaven sound so beautiful it makes me wanna doodle them !! so thats where my to do lists went your pocket dimension stole it !! /lh /j but ooo that sounds kinda like the no where space from hilda !! btw hilda is another series i recommend its so good its on netflix just a suggestion btw not forcing you to watch !! /gen

your house sounds very lovely do you often visit it ?? what kinds of stuffed animals did you have ?? ooo the working system sounds soo interesting id love to hear more about how the economy works like my first few questions asked !! i love the idea of there being a specific group for studying certain elements !! how many dimensions have you found btw and what stood out to you the most ??

whats it like having a ai / zombie / ghost coping link btw i never asked ?? /nfta all of that btw again !! - ramble anon

i think the portal range limit would be the amount of energy i have? like, the farther a portal i mad is the more energy it uses, and i have to wait till get enough energy to open another one (depending on distance). whenever i'd go to another dimension i'd wait to wait for my energy to refill before i could go back home (which means i'd basically freak people out just to get chaos energy).

Fate was very dedicated to her job, and she was good at it. i think she had shoulder-length/short hair and a soft voice, but i can't remember much else. she at the very least tolerated me but her only issue with me was the 'cause problems on purpose cause i need chaos' thing. job titles get a bit confusing sometimes, cause like Satan was a job and a person, same with God (in my dimension God was a person who got overthrown and someone else took the position and got the title God. now every couple of millennia someone else gets the job of God/Satan. they were basically presidents).

jobs for gods were either 'responsibilities that benefit the universe' or 'responsibilities that benefit the sub-dimension you live in' my existence benefited the universe by keeping chaos in check, but i could also get a job and help the economy ig (politics were also really big in hell, but don't remember any specifics, i ran with a friend for awhile until i got bored).

more info on the tendrils, they were made from something that came from the portals they appeared out of, and i could choose the amount i have in exchange for length. i could have 1 really long tendril or a bunch of short ones. i would throw myself into the air (like,,, 5-7 stories high i think?) and would catch myself, no harm done. i could use the tendrils to lessen the fall substantially to avoid getting hurt.

yeah :] !! all those mythical creatures were real. though, i think Minecraft was a game in my dimensen as well? i didn't keep up with most mortal creations (besides music cause that was a GREAT invention) so I'm not sure, but i can't recall ever seeing a warden or warden-like creatures /gen

being the god of chaos was interesting, cause everyone knew i was important to the balance of our universe, but they Did Not Like me since i caused problems on purpose to get chaos energy. i was a complete menace to heaven, hell, and the mortal plane. i didn't interact with most people anyway, nor did i care about what others thought of me. (though I'm really good at getting important people to like me?? it's never been on purpose so maybe I'm just cool or something)

i don't think i've been to hell in a different dimension, but once i ended up in an afterlife that was pretty much Detroit, which was kinda funny.

the sin and virtue systems are very interesting. the sins were the 7 deadly sins (envy, gluttony, greed, lust, pride, sloth, wrath) and the virtues were the 7 heavenly virtues (faith, hope, charity, fortitude, justice, temperance, prudence). keeping the balance kept the world from chaos (albeit the unbalanced would be very beneficial to me it wouldn't be for anyone else). if the world got unbalanced, say there was too much pride in the world, everyone would become prideful, which would throw order into disarray. the combo of prideful and un-prideful people keeps the world in a helpful mix of good and bad, which is needed for balance. lost of balance just makes things real bad, like apocalypse/dystopia bad, or 'everything is to perfect to be real and will cause problems regardless' bad.

beings from hell and heaven could visit each other! though there was some tension between us cause we had. a lot of wars. we hadn't been to war in a while though so i hope they're doing better. I've visited heaven a couple of times (they have the softest hotel beds, highly recommend). and i might draw some pictures of heaven and hell when i get home :] /gen

i'll have to check out hilda when i get the time /gen

i usually visit my house whenever i don't have anything else to do, or when instincts demanded soft bed (i nested a lot for someone who wasn't a nesting creature /lh). the only stuffed animal i can remember clearly s this pink-purple teddy bear, they look very soft.

economy-wise, we were very plant and magic driven? we had lots of materials for magic and potion making, and imported to heaven i believe. heaven and hell had different currencies, and they weren't like human money either. i can't remember the currency very well, but hell's was probably a coin currency system.

i've been in to many dimensions to count, but the one that stood out the most was a dimension that had no apparent supernatural entities (especially gods/deities) but had wards (wards = used to keep a entity in or out) strong enough to work against me, it was very surprising and i never figured out why they had wards that stong.

for my copinglinks (though i'm not sure that's what they are since they weren't voluntary?) i just randomly feel like and get mental/phantom shifts for androids/ghosts/zombies. for the android/ai i think more logically and can't feel things as well. for the ghost i get all floaty feeling and don't mind being cold, and for the zombie my left leg gets stiff and i go non-verbal. i believe they're all dpdr (depersonalization derealization) related cause feeling like a robot/not real/dead are symptoms of that.

#long post #ramble anon #anon #🪼 asks

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robots-holding-hands · 4 months

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hi so im realizing iiiii. never posted an intro thing. my bad. and i kinda want to be more active soo i felt like Maaaybe i should. ig we will see if that actually happens

but uhhh yeah hi ! 😛 u can call me V or bot or rhh. i dont rlly care anything in my username is fine

she/he/they pronouns r cool and i dont have any preferences for those either

i am afab soo i'm like. accustomed. to she/her but i'm agender so nothing rlly excites me

i am also aro/ace ! triple a's. its crazy.

uhh my interests are pretty fickle. like i'll get into smth and i'll be. Really really into it. but they don't usually last longer than like 2 weeks if im honest lol

some stuff i'm consistently/casually into tho is uhh

wall-e

and the sun went out!!! (atswo is big all the time ever i am sooo obsessed w that game.)

portal (moostly 2 i like wheatley)

fnaf (i have a few games i'm super into over others. like SL and PS and uhh SB sometimes. the dca 🤝 love them)

the spider-verse movies ! (i Really like the spot hes so pathetic)

scott pilgrim <33

deltarune (and undertale but i like deltarune better tbh)

the stanley parable

and my ocs but idk that i'll talk abt them much or ever

other than that tho rn i like

FALLOUT FALLOUT FALLOUT FALLOUT FA

omg PLANET LIFE !! <3333

bbc ghosts

mlp

but yeah !! that's me :) nice to Formally introduce myself ig. i'll prob mostly be reblogging but yk <3

#intro post #rhh rambles #idk what to tag this actually #i will update whenever my current interests change #so 👍 yeah #hi tumblr

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flamesdemon · 2 years

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All of my Kokichi Kinmems

➥ In my canon, there wasn't a killing game. All of our class was just.. Normal students in a normal school, not ultimate. Unsure if ultimate even existed.

➥ Most of my memories are from high school, since that's when I believe our class was complete. Before that, I'm pretty sure not everyone had joined this school yet. Not sure who tho.

➥ Pretty hazy but I think we were the C class, in like, how schools have different classes and stuff. So uh.. I think we're C. Not sure why but it's the feeling I have.

➥ I have almost no idea how my childhood was like, I only know that I was pretty lonely when I was a kid and the other kids didn't let me play with them. Why? Absolutely no idean still trying to figure that out.

➥ Oh but i know i used to cry a lot when I was around 6-7. Not sure how this is helpful in any way.

➥ I was around 11 or 12 when I changed schools for the first time. I don't know if I wanted to change because I had no friends or if I had to because I was moving or something like that, but I changed schools around that age.

➥ This new school was we're I met all of my friends. I have no idea what the name of this school was.

➥ I distinctly remember meeting Kaito and Maki when I first got there, but we ended up not becoming friends until much after, when we both befriended Shuichi and he kinda glued us together.

➥ In class I only really talked to Rantaro at the start, but again, we didn't became closer until some years went by.

➥ People like Kiyo and Tenko, maube Himiko, were transfered from other classes to ours for reasons I can't be sure. I remember seeing them around school but not in our class.

➥ People like Gonta, Miu (?) and Kirumi were already in the school, while Kaede and Shuichi entered im later years.

➥ The two last people to joing our class were Angie and Shuichi. Angie came to Japan a year earlier than Shuichi joined out school, which was the first year of high school.

➥ So uhh about my relationships. I'm convinced that Kaede, Shuichi and I were romantically involved, or maybe in a queerplatonic relationship. I have no idea how we worked. Maybe I was dating Shuichi and he was dating Kaede? But I wasn't? And we were in a queerplatonic relationship? It's confusing, but there was something going on for the three of us, that's for sure

➥ About my friends! I mean, at some point everyone was my friend, but my best friends!! Outsude of Kaede and Shuichi, definitely Miu and Gonta, and maybe Rantaro and Kiibo.

➥ I remember doing group projects with Rantaro every single time because if he wasn't there I probably wouldn't be able to finish it. He also helped me study when I was doing not so great in some subjects, which was very common actually.

➥ Miu and I were.. not very different from the game, but our relationship was less rocky because of the circumstances. Out of everyone she was probably the one I spent most of my time with, since we had lunch together, with Kiibo and sometimes Kaede and Gonta.

➥ Shuichi had lunch with Kaito and Maki everyday, and sometimed Kaede would go with him. She was probably the most sociable person in class she was extremely close with everyone. I don't even know how she managed that.

➥ Also, I think Miu was a year older than most of us, but she had to repeat a grade, so she ended up in our class. Or she was expelled from another school. Maybe both. But I know that we became best friends in less than a week.

➥ I don't remember much about Gonta but I know he was the first actual friend I made in my entire life, so he means a lot to me because of this. For one or two years, we spent all of our time together, only really having each other. He had some people he talked to in his class and I had Rantaro, but it wasn't the same things, we weren't friends in the same way.

➥ After some time we made new friends and talked with each other less and less, but our friendship didn't end and we still loved each other a lot. Even though I didn't talk to him everyday like I used to, we're still close.

➥ Uuhh I was also kinda of the nerd of the class, along with being the class clown. I was the one who watched anime obsessively and had a enormous collection of anime figurines and anime merch in general. I also liked gaming and would convince people to play with me, only to have them absolutely destroyed. You would think that the one who did all of this would be Tsumugi, but I'm almost sure that she didn't even exist in my canon, or at least not in this part of it.

#[🍇]#kin memories #spiritual kin #fictionkin #danganronpa kin #this took so long already i can't believe there's more #this is also the canon i remember less #soo uhh that's cool ig

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axolotlquestions · 3 years

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My friend @starkidding-around who has never seen Gravity Falls guessed characters

Also context: I told them Weird Al was in this show beforehand

They knew Mabel, Dipper, Stan and Bill. I did them as a test.

Soos and Wendy: ok i know the second one that's wendy shes like the cool lesbian that works for stan. the first one i do know. his name is on the tip of my tongue give me a second. hes like weird hes a weirdo but like hes cool. SUESS

Waddles and Gompers: :0 cutie. thats mabels pig right ive seen art of her holding him. uhhh. his name. is. oinkers. honk man. thats weird al /j. thats uh girlboss the goat. GOATGIRLBOSS. goatgirlboss and malepigwife

Ford and McGucket: wait is this stans brother u mentioned. uh. thats dan. dan and stan. his name is gran. for grandma hes stans grandma. oh thats uhh. old man joe. is that one weird al /j

Tambry, Robbie, Nate, Lee, and Thompson: ok i know the second one thats robby. i saw a meme about him once 😩. the first ones kathrine but she goes by kitty. third one is uhh. skull. 4th is,,,,, idk thumb ig. last one is stephen.

Pacifica: OH I KNOW HER my friend talked ab her once pacific 💔. shes the daughter of that gay mayor right

Toby, Tyler, Manley Dan, and Lazy Susan: ok the first one is gilbert he just wants to find love in this crazy town. second guy is gilberts brother. uh. brian david. third guy is sir wendicus the lumberjack. 4 is erica shes gilbert and brian davids overbearing mother

Blendin and Time Baby: umm thats elias the scientist (sceliantist). and baby. their name is just baby theyre a baby.

Grenda and Candy: the first one is wanda and the other one is uhh. barb. mabel wanda and barb. besties for life. i care them so much. i bet she can carry a lot of food at the same time with fork hands

Probabilitor: THATS WEIRD AL ISN'T IT! WEIRD ALBERT YANKOVITCH THE WIZARD

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kung-fu-headcanons · 2 years

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Hii! Can I ask do you have any headcanons about Tai Lung soft side? 👉👈 I’m soo in fluff mood

Btw have a good day, sweetheart!

I feel bad for having not answered this the day I got it cuz maybe you're in a fluff mood anymore... and I know how it feels to get something when you're in the mood for something else, it low-key kinda sucks X_X

But uhh I mean you can always just read these when you are in a fluff mood lol, anyways you have a good day too ^_^!

So yes I have briefly mentioned Tai Lung's soft side before, he turns into big somft kitty :D

I feel he'd be up for cuddles if this in terms of a significant other cuz let's face it y'all, he's definitely touch starved. He was in prison for how long? Well idk but he was stuck there for a pretty darn long time

If it's just a friend he'd be more open to like, hugs or smth. Idk. Regardless friend or lover you'd notice he's a lot nicer, less moody, more caring :)

It's like you're looking at a while different person, no doubt the first time he came around like this everybody got worried LMBOO

He's 100% that character where he's so scary and chaotic when he does something normal it's a genuine concern DJDJSJSSJ-

He'd be more down for some casual activities like.. idk.. whatever stuff counts as casual ig (rip-)

I can't think of anything in terms of ancient China times cuz he doesn't strike me as a reader so in modern times, he'd probably just settle for smth like watching TV and go for a lazy day

Why do I see being a huge softie towards stray pets 😳 like stray kitties/cats and puppies/dogs

He'd probably spend a day near the water, as he is a big kitty. If it's hot that is. Like he'd just be chilling on the shores and in the water HAHAH

Roasting marshmallows with him?? Yessir. He's really good at roasting them, he roasts them to golden brown perfection every time. But only when he's calm.. if he's feeling chaotic he'd burn every marshmallow JDKDJDKSJD

HE MIGHT PURR IF YOU MAKE HIM HAPPY ENOUGH SO GOOD LUCK YALL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THINGS COULD MAKE HIM PURR /j

If it's snowy he'd probably like roll around in the snow and make a really cool looking snow fort, maybe even a snowman?? Like an actual normal one and not a war snowman?? Lol-

He'd be a lot more patient with you if you mess something up, like he might tease you a bit but it's not any of the rowdy "XD YOU SUCK *then helps you*"

#kung fu panda #kung fu panda headcanons #kung fu panda hcs #kung fu panda hdcs #kung fu panda tai lung #kfp #kfp headcanons #kfp hcs #kfp hdcs #kfp tai lung

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miyuwuki · 2 years

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hi j!!!! CONGRATS ON 500 U DESERVE ITTTT i hope more ppl will continue to discover u n ur writing!! <333 heh heres my resume for the matchup event HAHA

mbti: infp/isfp (uh i took the test again n i could be either)

likes: hugs!:!:!:! i love that!:!: n reading ! also the quiet.. the type of quiet when ure the only one awake at the middle of the night idk i find some sort of peace in that.. im a creative so i like art and making art alot!! OH and i absolutely LOVEEEEE listening to orchestral/instrumental music! i like stars, sweets (my fav r kitkats) milktea, stars, science, video games, anime, dogs!!! and a bunch more i cant list ;p

dislikes: hmm i really don't like noise . esp when im not feeling it i fall into a bad mood when its supposed to be quiet and loud music just suddenly booms out of no where dhdkdh uh no no to toxic ppl.. i dont like being in the middle of crowded areas hhsnshh it gives me anxiety n uhh i dont like being frightened or scared im rlly jumpy :p

what i look for in a guy: warm. physically and in personality... n tall.. forehead kisses and big hugs.. i will feel safe <3 and then the rest of my standards fall into very specific details LMFAO okay so my main love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch so i want a guy thats smart n good with his words n know what to say whenever i feel down/in a bad mood :(( <3 yk like pls reassure me when my brain gets all messy n one that would give me hugs all the time pls. Please.. affection !!!:! omg what id do for a rlly supportive s/o... if theyre observant.. and notice and take note of the little things for me.. i will turn into a puddle.. someone i can talk with alot i will cry if they tell me they hear me! i like if they have a positive personality ofc like they can be a ball of sunshine!! be happy w me!! or they can also be calm n collected just dont be boring HAHAH pls be fun ! i dont really mind just dont be toxic etc i just want someone to take care of me <//3 lol OKAY THATS ALL I WILL SAY

extra info: im mostly described as a person thats "too nice" HWHEJAH which ok ig i am its just im just closed off and i cant speak out my emotions alot so i end up being as nice as i can lol but if i trust u alot i like to talk alot esp when it comes to something im obsessed with or smth im passionate abt i will Never Stop talking .. ah im a bit lazy... im patient if i try hard enough and i try my best to be funny and i can say im a cheerful being!! :DD

IM SOO SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I JUST ENDED UP BRAINDUMPING ILY J CONGRATS AGAIN URE AMAZING HAVE A GREAT DAY GIVES U HUGS <3333

- 🌀 anon <3 !

a/n: bro you know ur my fave 😫 tysm for participating ily <3 AND YOUR KIND WORDS IT ALWAYS MAKES ME MELT, PLS ENJOY

DIAMOND NO ACE

yuki tetsuya

a very sweet relationship i must say

yuki tetsuya finds joy in all the things you like because it makes you happy. when you guys meet for lunch, he’ll often give you a little bar of kitkat, where the flavor is different every single time because he’s just cool like that. you guys will go on boba dates often after school or after practice or he’ll drop it off on his free time. he will give you a hug at any given time you request because when he hugs you, he feels like he’s protecting you, especially when his large frame is embracing yours. this is especially good when you feel overwhelmed in noisy areas or large crowds. often he’ll pull you aside to hug you to block out the world, where you can focus on just you and him. if you’re feeling anxious, he’ll go to a place secluded so you can breathe and feel better. you already know he’s good with his words and that’s evident when he’s the captain during the first seasons of daiya. he always knows what to say, calming your thoughts and mind, and he would love it if you opened up to him! with this he’s a fantastic listener, and he will literally give anything just to hear you ramble about the things you love. just as you love stars, he loves the stars in your eyes when you just talk about something passionately. he is so observant that the minute he feels that you’re unhappy he’s right in front of you. he always treats you gently because you are just so precious to him. but he will step in if he thinks he has to: for example, if you’re too nice to people taking advantage of you, he’ll wait for a good moment remind you to stand up for yourself. he adores how kind your heart is, but he doesn’t want you to get hurt.

this relationship is so healthy, so balanced it clenches my heart </3

KUROKO NO BASKET

akashi seijuro

I AM FANGIRLING YOU AND HIM ARE SO PERFECT LET ME EXPLAIN

like yuki, he will literally take note on all your likes and will show up with a kitkat everyday, boba, will take you out to dog cafes, star gazing— everything. whatever makes you happy, consider it done. any art projects you give him he treasures in a separate room in his mansion because no gift is better when it’s made from the heart. he will never do anything that will make you uncomfortable, so he settles for low and quiet dates where you two can give each other undivided attention. he might be one of the shortest on the team, but he never fails to give you forehead kisses when he sees you, when you part, and when you’re anxious. he knows you like the back of his hand and will listen to anything and everything you have to say. he loves it when you talk because your voice is his favorite music to his ears. you can’t hide anything from him, really. expect him to encourage you a lot to try your best because he only wants to see you thrive. communication with him is fantastic; mature, straight to the point— no room for toxicity. like yuki, he always knows what to say in any given situations, and he will always make time for you. you matter so much to him.

he is literally the perfect guy for you i hope you find your own akashi seijuro ;-;

*＊✿❀reblogs and likes are appreciated❀✿＊*

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whaleofatjme1920 · 3 years

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hello, my lovely !! i was hoping to get a matchup with one of the creepypastas. I’m hoping this is all okay for you. Thank you, you are the light of my life.

soo,,,i’m around 5’2 from when i last checked. My figure is hourglass and curvy, I often do that thing where you just kind of hold your tiddies for no reason. I’m one of those people who tans really well and never burns but goes quite pale when I’ve stayed hibernating in my room for only a couple days. This results in me always having pretty dark circles like a beaten up raccoon due to both my lack of sleep and when i oversleep. This always leads to me being ‘relaxed’ which is actually me being lazy and tired. I have naturally waved hair, that straightens and feels all soft/fluffy when i hair dry it, just touching my shoulders since i cut it recently. It’s currently my normal hair colour which is sort of chestnut brown and sometimes dyed different colours, ooh i have green hazel eyes too (my eyes happen to be my favourite features). Uhh, I hate showing my teeth when smiling so you’ll usually get a soft closed mouth smile or my grins where i struggle to keep my mouth shut.

My style, a lot like yours truly, can change. The most frequent styles i go for are dark academia and gothic, these just show my interests off a bit. Like, I’m all for libraries, my earrings in my lobe and around my helix because i have a small obsession for jewellery like rings, also genuinely living for my playlists that i have for every situation out there. Oh, you need music because your now ex boyfriend just ate your dog ? You don’t already have one?? Well, you’re in luck, i do.

My zodiac (some say sun) sign is a Capricorn, my moon is Sagittarius and my rising is also Capricorn. How far i agree with them? I’m not too sure about half of it tbh.

In short, my personality tends to vary quite a bit, depending on my surroundings or who I’m with. It takes quite a long time for me to even become comfortable with people, but that doesn’t stop me from being considerate to most people or being an absolute mum friend when necessary (not overbearing though, because ik people dont always react well with that). Ig that makes me pretty careful/gentle with both people and objects.

I’m afraid I can’t go too into detail, my lovely, but i can say that my humour is extremely dry and filled with innuendos- some unintentional.

relationship wise~

okay, so, um, I’m an omnisexual with she/they pronouns (afab).

I’m a switch. So, yk when i’m in a dom mood because i will have my suit or shirt on. I quite enjoy seeing my partner whining for me, all needy and praise is just- yes. yes please. this is prolly because i’ve always been raised to be well-mannered. Same goes for when I’m being topped, i like having a soft dom and occasionally rough when im feeling particularly spicy.

I’m fairly open to experimenting as long as i know what we’re doing. I do draw a line at being degraded or humiliated since I hate feeling embarrassed and helpless. This is why im not too keen on hate/angry sex. The only harming i’ll allow is biting and a bit of scratching. It’s an intimate moment, let’s keep it that way please.

Outside of that, I’ve always been awkward. Whenever someone holds their hand out for a hug or hand hold, i high-five them :| call me touch-starved i dare you. I’ll manage eventually though.

I’ve got a list of things i’d die for (giving and receiving) <3

leaning into s/o for cuddles or headpats, playing with hands/hair, being dragged by the hand to do smthn, reading to s/o, playing games, ive always been one for giving nicknames and the usual shenanigans we could get up to. like, baby, we could go out into the woods for an adventure dressed as trees to steal juice and collect cool rocks or stay in do karaoke and make fun of bad films. I’d just love having that one person to be my everything and them feeling comfortable to talk about stupid random stuff with me or open up, i pride myself in being open and good with listening. i will take care of them as usual and perhaps roll them into a burrito if necessary.

Your matchup is… Toby!

Read more because of NSFW :}

In general:

So, I read over this and had a few people come to mind for this. It honestly took me a hot minute or so to finally come to a conclusion on who I wanted to pair you with and a few things bounced around in my head before I finally came to the conclusion yes: this is Toby territory.

What he likes about you:

So, physically, just to begin with, Toby really likes your figure! I get the vibe that Toby actually really likes full figured people, who like, this matches up pretty well imo. He thinks your hair is absolutely beautiful and will spend his time running his fingers through it and talking about how beautiful he thinks it is. He also really, really loves the color! And come on this man finds your smile absolutely adorable, regardless if you show teeth or not. All of your smiles are good ones, especially if they’re genuine. Furthermore, he’s gonna hype up your teeth. Whether you accept that or not, take it up with him lmfao Toby is really good for making people feel like gold. He really likes your changing senses of style too because he’ll just,,,, fall into them entirely. Thinks you can pull off everything so well. He LOVES your piercings too!! Also finds it really cute that you have playlists for everything lmfao. I also think he likes your sun sign (I have a small bias towards Capricorns lmfao, I’m sorry, it’s the Virgo in me). Toby really isn’t concerned with zodiac/natal chart stuff so like, but I do think he’d get along with you very well. He thinks you being 5’2 is cute too-. He thinks you being a mom friend is also super sweet too. Also likes that you’re gentle with both people and objects. Furthermore, your sense of humor just,,,,, like it just lines up with him y’know,,,, While I don’t think Toby’s humor is childish, it’s definitely try and full of innuendos as well.

General cute stuff:

I think Toby would be super sweet with you regardless, and wants to hold you but that’s just because he himself is super touch starved. He would… He would high five you lmfao. He understands what it means to be awkward and is one of those “let’s be awkward together” kind of guys. He’s also super into the leaning in for cuddles. When is he not cuddling with you? Always wants to curl up in bed or on the couch as the rain falls and just hold you, humming softly and whispering little secrets about the world and everything in it. Is ready to headpat you whenever, will compare hands with you and do all that kind of cute stuff. Toby loves to go out on little adventures so like, this man is ready to do it all with you. Grocery runs where you just push each other in the carts? Doing donuts in the parking lot at midnight? Wandering the city at high noon and just existing? Little chain restaurant dates, little car rides, traversing the woods and seeing cool mushrooms, watching movies, y’know all that wholesome stuff. Toby would give you just as many nicknames! You will never out nickname him. He’s also really bad at karaoke but he would have fun doing that with you. You could,,,,,, you could roll him into a burrito if you’d like,,,,,,,,

You two as a couple & NSFW:

Toby is really patient and understanding when it comes to his romantic partners. He understands that people are different and some take their time and he’d never rush you for anything. But I feel it would be super easy for you to warm up to Toby. He’s just a pretty mellow people person, y’know? He will also gift you jewelry!! I imagine your relationship is nothing but fun and good love. Just that really wholesome stuff where everyday feels like an adventure. Toby is admittedly kinda awful at taking care of himself so please,,,,, please help him out with that sometimes. Also will get lost looking into your eyes. Just nonstop, “they’re jewels.” He finds you so sweet and so adorable, just let him love you and absolutely adore you. Also he will show you off sometimes! He’s a bit cocky at times so like, if you’re looking fine as hell (which is ALL THE TIME) I swear he is ready to be like “look at my BABY.” Toby will collect cool stuff with you. I can honestly see thrifting dates being a thing between you two, taking time to just explore and stuff. Toby has a hard time opening up about stuff so like, please, help him with that. He will eventually feel so at peace with you and so safe that he’ll just let it all out. I can also see nap dates being a thing between the two of you as well.

This was a big part of how I matched you with someone. I think Toby is a switch! Which is great, because he actually liked being dominated once and a while. He is such a whiner lmfao. He sometimes wants someone to just take over and make him melt entirely. Do that for him. Make him beg for you. Make him writhe under your touch and make him cry out in ecstasy for you. He’ll just be a mess of “please, please please - tell me I’m a good boy” and that kind of stuff. Like YES. Luckily, Toby isn’t that dominant of a person? Like, he’s cocky and definitely likes stuff a certain way but he’s not too rough or too out there most of the time. He’ll always respect your boundaries and he’s just, y’know, a good soft dom. He can do praise really, really well. I also don’t think Toby liked being degraded or that he’s particularly good at degrading people either, so like, I don’t think you have to worry about that. Toby is kind of a scratcher? But nothing off the wall. He’s not too big into biting either. I think he’s big on intimacy as well. So, I really don’t think you need to worry about angry or hate sex. He’s a tad possessive?? But honestly just tell him what you will and won’t allow and he’ll follow through with that. He’s honestly so thrilled you’re letting him touch you.

Closing Thoughts/Other Things:

Hi love bug, you are really really sweet oh my goodness? I'd love to get to know you better just by what you wrote here omfg, flattering me silly. Though, I don’t think you actually gave me your age, I am trusting you immensely-- partly because you included kinks. And the other part just said,,,,, okay,,, I'm trusting you (and it didn't feel right to just make this one platonic.) That's all. Other than that, no, tell me about your humor! Tell me about it and your playlists, and whatever else you find fun and interesting with the world! This blog is just one giant “I will soak up everything bc ily.” You sound like such a sweet person, very sunshiney and just really - like my heart reading this stuff made me happy. I was happy reading this. Other than you being such a lovely person, as always, let me know what you think and I hope you enjoyed! <3

#ticci toby #ticci toby headcanon #creepypasta matchup #matchup #ticci toby creepypasta #nsft #conversations with a fish woman

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She hated how much she liked him now

Thank you sooo much for the prompt!!!

The “him” in the prompts are replaced with “her” since this is a fem!jily fic!!! I had too many ideas for this fic...maybe I’ll write some of the rest in the future, but here you go!

You can read it here or on ao3

THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 16:00)

Sirius Black: moony and the rest of you pay up

Marlene Mckinnon: why should we pay u?

Remus Lupin: u still owe me 20 btw so i dont think i will

Sirius Black: ofc ppl like u wouldnt know smh

jamie finally asked lily on a date

Peter Pettigrew: Wait what

Marlene McKinnon: afsjtksjdggehej

when

how

tell me everything

Sirius Black: well little prongsie finally sucked up and asked ickle lilykins on date

voila

Marlene McKinnon: give me the details black

or i s2g ill kick u out of the group

Sirius Black: empty threats

if u really wanna know u can go ask em

(Marlene McKinnon has removed Sirius Black from the group chat)

Peter Pettigrew: Remind me to not ever cross paths with Marlene

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THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 17:00)

Jamie Potter: good riddance

thx marls

Marlene McKinnon: got u covered hon

now spill

Jamie Potter: i hv a date with lil on friday:)

Lily Evans: that she does;)

Marlene McKinnon: i demand details ppl

(Dorcas Meadows has removed Marlene McKinnon from the group chat)

Remus Lupin: wh did u do that for

Dorcas Meadowes: She was being too nosy

I didn't like it

Jamie Potter:.........thx??

Dorcas Meadowes: Welcome sweetie

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THE CURLY SQUAD

(Tuesday 17:34)

Mary Macdonald: wait what????!!!!!??!

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Wednesday 16:30)

Sirius Black: r v up for spying on them on fri?

Marlene Mckinnon: u kno it;)

Mary Macdonald: hell yeah

Peter Pettigrew: Yes! ofc

Remus Lupin: we should give them some privacy sirius

tho ik its a foreign concept to you

Dorcas Meadowes: Obviously

And of course I wanna spy on them

Remus Lupin: but still...yes

Sirius Black: ther is no privacy between frnds

YAAY

Marlene Mckinnon: so v meet up at 4 outside the bistro next to three broomsticks

Peter Pettigrew: Wait when’s their date and where?!??

Mary Macdonald: at 5 in 3 broomsticks pete cmon keep up

Remus Lupin: how did u know that?

Sirius Black: im her brother and both their best frnds its obvio that id be the first one to kno

Marlene Mckinnon: and im lilys best frnd too sirius

Dorcas Meadows: You spied on them didnt you?

Sirius Black: v hv all the rights to spy on them

Mary Macdonald: wait i thought that i was lilys best frnd

Dorcas Meadowes: I can confidently say that it’s neither of you

I’m her best friend

Sirius Black: prove it

Marlene Mckinnon: yeah!

Dorcas Meadowes: (sends an attachment)

Marlene Mckinnon: shit

Mary Macdonald: …...fair

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans

(Thursday 19:45)

Jamie Potter: cant wait for our date tomorrow

Lily Evans: ik u cant

Jamie Potter:

Lily Evans: <3

;)

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Sirius Black

(Thursday 19:48)

Jamie Potter: sirius sirius sirius

lily just sent me a winky face emoticon!!!!

what do i do???!!!?!!!?!?!

(Message read at 19:49)

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans

(Thursday 19:51)

Jamie Potter: :D

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Private chat between Jamie Potter and Lily Evans

(Friday 16:30)

Jamie Potter: u ready?

Lily Evans: yes !

wher r u

Jamie Potter: cool

just reached ur door

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:30)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys

its only me and marlene here

Mary Macdonald: just outta class

be there in 10

Remus Lupin: home

Peter Pettigrew: At the ice cream parlor for ice cream

Dorcas Meadows: Oh get me some too Pete?

Remus Lupin: me too pls pete

Mary Macdonald: oooh id like some too

mint chocolate chip for me pls

Peter Pettigrew: Sure thing! wh abt the rest of u??

Dorcas Meadowes : Strawberry! with a lot of strawberries as toppings!!!

Remus Lupin : devils choc ofc

Sirius Black : guys can v focus at the matter in hand??!!

also charcoal ice cream pls

just as black as my soul

Peter Pettigrew : ...k

U marls??

Marlene Mckinnon:..........vanilla. thx

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:45)

Sirius Black: where tf r u guys?!!??!?

theyll b here any sec

Remus Lupin: sirius everyone is here

except for u and marlene

where tf r u guys?!!???

Marlene McKinnon: we r at the spirit store

where tf r u guys????

Sirius Black: i told u guys to meet us here

Dorcas Meadowes: Wtf is a spirit store?

Sirius Black: a store that sees our spirit

Peter Pettigrew: Ur ice creams starting to melt!!!!!!

Mary MacDonald: oh the halloween costume shop?

why?

Sirius Black: to dress up ofc

Marlene Mckinnon: honesty guys?

lily and jamie will recognise us if v go like this

and v cant afford that!!!!

Remus Lupin: that is smart….

didnt expect it from u both

Sirius Black: fuck you remus

fuck you

Dorcas Meadowes: So what are our disguises??

Marlene McKinnon: dog ears and nose

a gily suit

a moon suit

rat whiskers and ears

a tree hat and glasses

and a big floppy hat and sunglasses for my beautiful girlfriend

Dorcas Meadowes: ………….

Peter Pettigrew: Dorcas and remus took ur ice cream btw

Something about it melting, u being stupid and u not being here

Sirius Black: remy how could u

Marlene McKinnon: ffs dorcas

i thought u loved me

Peter Pettigrew: Who’s wearing what costume?

Remus Lupin: also sirius

do u really think that we can pull it off?

itd be tooo obvious

Mary Macdonald: nd theyll realise that we r spying on them

Sirius Black: they couldnt even realise that they had a crush on each other until i intervened

do you think that theyll realise that its us???????

Remus Lupin: …...point

Sirius Black: so im wearing the dog ears and nose

marls gonna wear the gily suit

the moon hat and the silver suit is for u remus

Marlene Mckinnon: the rat whiskers r for peter

and the tree hat and sunglasses r for mary :)

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 16:55)

Sirius Black: ok now positions!

marlene mary and i r sitting in the booth behind the big fat hydrangea

nd remus peter nd dorcas r gonna sit 2 rows behind them in the corner table outside

Peter Pettigrew: How do u even know where the r gonna sit?????!!!!!???

Marlene Mckinnon: v bribed the receptionist obviously

Sirius Black: she will make sure that they sit second in the row between the hydrangeas and the window

Remus Lupin: how can v hear them if v r outside??

Marlene Mckinnon: oh hush remus

ever heard of privacy?

Remus Lupin: wtf do u think we r doing rn??!!?!??!?!!

Dorcas Meadowes: Making sure the date goes perfectly?

Sirius Black: thank u dorcas

Mary Macdonald: yeah!

exactly

Remus Lupin: …………

i give up

Peter Pettigrew: Just now?

Thought u gave up when Jamie successfully insulted Lily two yers back when in fact she was supposed to ask her out on a date :/

Sirius Black: that was a good laugh

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:04)

Peter Pettigrew: Ok they’re sitting rn

Dorcas Meadowes: Don’t they look cute together

Remus Lupin: do i hv to wear this silvery rocky suit?!??!

Sirius Black: yes

and yes they look perfect

our ship is finally sailing

Dorcas Meadowes: Is is is Jamie stuffing a breadstick in her nose

Peter Pettigrew: No I think she’s trying to look like a walrus

Remus Lupin: she does not need to embarrass herself more

Mary Macdonald: u really think this is anything compared to the time when she tripped over her cat and fell on lilys bday cake?

Sirius Black: lolol

the bruise she left him with lasted for two weeks

Dorcas Meadowes: I stg that woman has the best boxing skills

Marlene Mckinnon: dorcas!!!! not me????

im ur girlfriend!!!

Mary Macdonald: lolololol

she thought that jamie did it on purpose for years lol

Marlene McKinnon: and why tf is lily doing the same

i thought she had more sense than that

Remus Lupin: love can do that to you ya know

Sirius Black: u would know

Marlene McKinnon: ohhh look jamie snorted the breadstick out of her mouth!!

neat

Mary Macdonald: lily did it too

Mary Macdonald: i think she has enough sense to not offend lily

Remus Lupin: ya think?

u want me to remind u about all the times she offended lily?

Peter Pettigrew: Yeah so much that she hated Jamie

Sirius Black: nah she didnt

if anything lily hates how much she likes her now

Marlene Mckinnon: do u think theyll order soup?

Sirius Black: yeah ig

jamie wants it to be all fancy

Marlene McKinnon: pls dont order tomato soup

Mary Macdonald: it awfully looked a lot like the waiter said no tomato soup

Peter Pettigrew: Really? Lily hates tomatoes why would Jamie order em

Thought she wouldn’t today

At least

Sirius Black: thank hell jamie didnt order the tomato one

Dorcas Meadowes: Remember when Jamie made marinara for Lily to impress her lol

Remus Lupin: that plan backfired soo bad

Marlene Mckinnon at least lilys prank to get back at her was awesome

Sirius Black: that was such a power move!!!

and including taylor’s song

shehgeueytoaknd

Remus Lupin: tho she coloured her cat the so called emerald green and not key lime green and v had to listen to her go on and on abt how lily knows her fav colour

Mary Macdonald: jamie continued to think that it meant that she knew it for three months

Dorcas Meadowes: As if u didnt like it

Mary Macdonald: lol i did love it

Peter Pettigrew: They are bonkers

Dorcas Meadowes: Bonkers for each other

Sirius Black: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: Their soup’s here

Sirius Black: spinach soup???

ewww jamie

Peter Pettigrew: Ahh creamy mushroom soup for Lil ig

Awesome choice

Mary Macdonald: they really ought to try new things

smh

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JILY LAMES TALK

(Friday 17:16)

Remus Lupin: wh did u guys order?

we ordered a lasagna

Marlene Mckinnon:?uhh same

ohhh look

Peter Pettigrew: The waiter’s back with pasta for both of them YAY

Do you guys think that they realised that we are spying on them??

Marlene Mckinnon: nah they’re hopeless Pete so no

Sirius Black: thank hell that they r cute

Remus Lupin: lol

Dorcas Meadowes: 3 yrs ago I wouldnt have thought that they would be here together on a date

Mary Macdonald: hell they woulnt have even been here as friends

Remus Lupin: or come here with us

Marlene Mckinnon: lily didnt even kno that she is bi then

Dorcas Meadowes: Yeah

It was quite a rough time for her

Peter Pettigrew: Guyssss

I have a question

Dorcas Meadowes: Shoot Pete

Peter Pettigrew: Why is the group name curly squad?

I mean only Dorcas’s hair is curly I only gathered that much

Dorcas Meadowes: Lol no Pete

Sirius Black: LOLOLOL

Marlene Mckinnon: lolll

Dorcas Meadowes Ohk so

None of us here are just straight so we’re curly lol

Sirius Black: lil nd i r bi

u r ace

dorcas nd mary r pans

remus is gay

jamie is lesbian

Marlene Mckinnon: i am bi too

u already knew that but still

Sirius Black: so yeah thats why

Peter Pettigrew: Oh wow

Thanks guys

Sirius Black: np pete

Peter Pettigrew: Jamie just leaned over to brush the remnants of pasta from lilys lips!!!!!!!!

Mary Macdonald: thats soo cute they r perfect

Sirius Black: nauseating more like

Dorcas Meadowes: I’m just revelling in the fact that she didnt brush him off

Marlene Mckinnon: thats second year of uni lily

even first fits in the category

Peter Pettigrew: and she held her hand!!!!!

Bold

Sirius Black: is that…...snep

Remus Lupin: snep?????

Dorcas Meadowes: Where

Sirius Black: behind u guys

Remus Lupin: OHHHH FUCK

Mary Macdonald: do u think that he knows abt their date

Sirius Black: well jamie did post it on her insta so…….

Dorcas Meadowes: Oh shit

Peter Pettigrew: Shit alright

Marlene Mckinnon: hes coming over ig

Mary Macdonald: yup hes in

Sirius Black: WHYYYYYY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD

COULDNT YOU LET MY SHIP LIVE IN PEACE!!!!

Remus Lupin: well u know what they say abt cannons sinking a ship :/

Sirius Black: remus theodore lupin u dare say that jily lames is not cannon

Marlene Mckinnon: remus ralph lupin wtf

Dorcas Meadowes: Remy, how could you?

Peter Pettigrew: Why would you say that Remus?

Mary Macdonald: remus john lupin u take that back right this instant

oh we r playing call remus wrong names

sry I didnt realise

Remus Lupin: i am sry guys I ship jily as much as u do

Sirius Black: LAMES

Remus Lupin: but i had to lol

i think v should go stop him from disturbing them

Mary Macdonald: hes already headed their way

its too late

Marlene Mckinnon: i s2g i will punch snep today if he does anything to them

Sirius Black: ill tackle him

Marlene McKinnon: perfect

Mary Macdonald: v might blow our cover too

not that im worried abt that

tho they might not appreciate the sentiment

Sirius Black: v shld go

Dorcas Meadowes: I feel like they'll want to handle this themselves

But ok!

Mary Macdonald: ok he hates u and remus the most so dorcas and i should go first

Sirius Black: but im their best friend

Dorcas Meadowes: Too late they’re already talking

Sirius Black: NOOOOOO

Remus Lupin: ig he just mentioned siris name

Sirius Black: seems that way

if he says anything abt jamie or reg i will lose it

Dorcas Meadowes: I think he’s berating lily for being out with jamie….

Mary Macdonald: ofc what else does the greasy slime ball know

Sirius Black: ok im gonna go

Peter Pettigrew: How to grease your hair 101??

Sirius Black: lol yes

Marlene Mckinnon: is he

is he pointing over to us

Mary Macdonald:k they r looking at us

Peter Pettigrew: Did Lily just call ur name out, guys?

Dorcas Meadowes: Mary, make sure Marls and Sirius don’t do anything stupid

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“Sirius, no!” Remus shouted, as the boy in question marched over to Jamie’s and Lily’s table.

“Well, hello there snivellus. Looking positively greasy today aren’t we?” Sirius taunted.

“What are you doing here Black?” Snape sneered.

Sirius hummed before responding, “We just fancied a dinner here. What about you?”

“Looking for something to grease?” Marlene chimed.

“Marlene,” Lily warned.

“Thought I’d visit my friend Lily here. That’s all Black,” Snape answered.

“More like crash her date,” Dorcas muttered, as she joined the group around Lily and Jamie’s table with Remus, Mary, and Peter.

“I am not your friend Snape.” Lily stood up, accompanied by Jamie.

“Lily!” The greasy haired man faced her pleadingly, “I care about you a lot. That’s why I’m telling you to not date Potter! Thinking that you’re bi may well just be a phase that’ll go away, Lily. Moreover, she doesn’t really care about you! She just thinks that you are some sort of prize to be won.”

Jamie looked like she wanted to dislocate Snape’s jaw, her fists curled at her sides. But the warning glance Lily threw her, made her insides calm down

“You know nothing about me Snape,” Lily said, with gritted teeth. “Now go away before I dislocate your nose.” Sirius whistled in support.

“Lily, we’ve been best friends since we were ten. I know you, Lily. Please listen to me,”

“If you were my best friend you’d have supported me instead of behaving like an ignorant ass. Now please go away.”

“Lily, please.”

Barely a moment later, Lily’s fist connected with Snape’s nose. Blood leaked down his front, while the rest of the gang rushed to vocally support her.

“You’ll regret that Lily!” Snape glared threateningly.

Before long, Sirius had tackled Snape to the ground, and accidentally splattered the lasagna the waiter was bringing over to their table, on Snape’s head.

“I...“ Lily began.

“You can save your breath, Lils,” Sirius started, “he’s a harmless, entitled prick”

“Looks like you have a lot of grease to get rid of, Snep,” Marlene announced.

“And Snep, pro tip: the only shampoo that keeps the grease at bay is the Sleakeasy shampoo. You should try it out!” Jamie, ever so helpful, advised, and moved to position her hand behind Lily’s back.

“Sorry about that Sir, we’ll cover the charges for the ill-fated lasagna,” Sirius apologised to the waiter as he helped him up from the ground.

“Could you please get him out of this shop? He’s been troubling us, as you can see,” Dorcas asked, politely.

The waiter simply looked baffled. However, he nodded and successfully escorted Snape out of the restaurant.

“Now this is going to be quite the first date story to tell at the wedding.” Peter spoke up for the first time since they gathered at the table between the hydrangeas and the windows.

Jamie blushed and looked around, anywhere but at Lily, though her hand never left Lily’s back, while the redhead laughed at her.

“Well, since we’re all together, we can have dessert and you can continue spying on us while sitting at our table,” Lily said. “Nice ears you’ve got there, Sirius. Though I’d prefer Dorcas’s floppy hat.”

“Yeah! I personally love the whiskers, Pete. Seriously, Marlene? A gily suit? Inconspicuous much? And Remus, you have enough sense to stop them!” Jamie put on.

Remus just shrugged, his big crescent shaped moon hat toppling Mary’s tree hat downwards. “Sorry,” he said, bending to pick it up.

“Thanks,” she said, when he gave the hat to her, “why did we agree to wear these again?”

“So we would be incognito, Mary”

“And we were successful! These oblivious dorks didn’t even realise that it was us until old snivelly pointed it out,” Sirius stated.

“Also, we did have ice-cream before coming here, so you guys should continue, we’ll leave,” Dorcas said.

“Hey! We didn’t get to eat that ice-cream! You and Remus took it from us,” Marlene reprimanded.

“Yeah! So we’ll be staying here and you guys can shoo away,” Sirius included.

“Well in that case you can all leave and get yourselves ice cream while Lily and I can finally enjoy our date,” Jamie, now pushing Sirius, and shoo-ing the others to the doors, said.

“Say what you want Jamie, I am enjoying our date,” expressed Lily.

“You are?” Jamie turned around, completely forgetting the others in the room.

“Well, looks like they’re more nauseating and lame than before. Should we go?” Asked Marlene.

“Nah. Let’s just sit outside and spy on them through the window,” Sirius smirked.

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hauntedbananacollector · 2 years

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Happy Halloween!!!

Time to start using tumblr again bc I can't sleep and I just remembered tumblr existed!!!

Exams are tmr and I have to wake up in like 5 hours....😊😊😊😊 I never get this little sleep, very sad.

Anyways!!!!! Rn I think I'm getting back into reading😨😨 not that I wasn't already butt I think I'll be reading more books now instead of just at night time!!

I finished siege and storm 2 days ago and it was kinda crazyyyy.. I feel like sm happened..

There was a bunch of new characters in this book tho and I like it more than the 1st book!! I like nikolai and also tamar and tolya!!! They're all very cool.

Kinda sad genya wasn't in it that much though.. I rly liked her in the 1st book but she was like working with the darkling at the start of this one?! But then he like took her eye out so... yep.

Then.... this book was kinda sad :( mal and alina😡😡😓 always so difficult with them💔💔💔 I like them tho ofc!! But for like 5 whole chapters they were ignoring eachother😭😭😭😭 Then mal was like away 24/7 and getting drunk and alina was getting no sleep bc creepy darkling was Stalking her.. also i hate the darkling smmmm. Like?! Sm.

Uhh OMG then alina told mal why she flinched finally and she was like "I thought you'd be scared of me or smth.." and he was like "..." and then left. Then he came back into the room a while later and they were like making out?! But like.. it was like he was a vampire or smth the way it was written

Then it was actually the DARKLING?!! Bruh

Omg and alinas like confusing me sm. Like at the end she went over to the darkling and was like "ig this is how it's meant to be afterall😕👋😘" then they're like kissing?! Like idk if she's dating mal or what but this is crazyyyyyyy.. and I'm not sure if she's acting or is being genuine. Maybe they said it and I skipped over it too fast but I'm kinda confused how alina feels abt the whole situation. Like.. does she wanna go against the darkling and save ravka or does she wanna join him and be powerful.. IDK. First option probably butt I get soo confused where she's like "I'm hungry I need the bird mal" and idl what I'm saying

But yeah.. then her hair turns white at the end?! New look I guess?! I feel like it'll end up looking pretty cool thoo!! And I hope nikolais alive omg.. also his brother was sooooolo dumb.

And I hope genya is in the 3rd book more 💔💔 also! I bought the 3rd book today!! I'll probably be reading it after the two towers and then after that I can read soc!!! I've been dyingg to read soc. I've had it on my bookshelf since like.. June. Yikes.

I dont know too much abt soc I kinda just know the plot and the characters and stuff but that's abt itttt. But I'm glad I'm reading it in this order bc I'll understand the world better!! Also I kinda wanna post/save content for sab but I rly don't wanna get spoilers so..😓😓

I'll have to wait until I finish ruin and rising igg🙂🙂. Also I think zoya and nikolai end up together?! I see fanart of them on Pinterest. Idk how I feel abt zoya?! I think she has a sad back story and maybe she changes but as of now idk.

She was rly mean in the 1st book but in this one I feel like alina was also mean to her💔💔 idk if that means they're equal now?! But I thought alina was being kinda rude to her. Idk if that's justified by zoya being mean to her in the 1st book 🤷‍♀️ but the convo ended with zoya and she was like "Are you gonna send me away then.." and alina was like "not yet"

I was like Huh?! Maybe I overreacted idk.. writing it down here makes it feel less dramatic than it did when I first read it 😭😭

Also Tolya and tamar!!! Aren't they so cool?! I found out they were apart of the religion thing and I was like... Ok. Idk if it makes much of a difference?? BUT SOME OF THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZYTYYYT... ALINA WENT OUT AND THEY LIKE ATE HER ALIVE. Shocking. They wanna kill their Saint?!?

Ok goodnight... it's like 2am.. I'm still not tired 💔💔 also this post was so long omg. I feel like most of Pinterest is me talking abt random things🤔🤔 I need to start reposting more.. but I don't wanna get spoiled for anything 😭😭 like.. I haven't finished lotr, sab or fma. It's pretty sad🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️ Ok byeE

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Oooh I loved reading your stuff about sharks! They’re so cool!

You know what? I’m enabling you. Tell us about all of the other options you mentioned! :D

YAY

i’m so glad you enjoed it ksdhksdfjkdsfkdfdfaljsdfkl

okay anyways, what questions have i still got left? uhh,, my own experiences and best shark week moments!!! so just my memories ig lmao

okay so i’ve loved sharks since i was about six, and kind of just was fascinated ever since. i read every book i could find (even the just. field guides lmao), watched all the documentaries, especially i loved shark week every year, and going to aquariums!! so my first experiences were aquariums.

in san francisco (a couple hours from where i live) they have the aquarium of the bay, which includes a walk-through tunnel with sea life that lives in the bay surrouding you as well as a petting zoo with small sharks! so i got to walk through the tunnel with kelp forests surrounding me, watching leopard sharks swim around, six and seven gill sharks slowly swim over the top of the tunnel, and look through the glass excitedly at the sand to try and spot the mysterious angel shark that the labels said were there.

then i’d get to leave the magical tunnel, which emptied out into the petting zoo area. they have rays, which swim up to be pet, and swell sharks in there, which generally hang out in one tiny corner. we got to reach down into the freezing water and gently stroke the shark, who didn’t seem to mind. it was a magical experience, feeling the shark! it had the denticles i’d always learned about, which are tiny little spikes on their skin that make them more aerodynamic and also hard to swallow because they poke you if you pet them backwards (or if you tried to swallow them!).

then a couple years later, with many trips to that aquarium in between, we were crabbing at our local pier (my family loves crabbing lmao) and we got out of the car to carry our stuff out and i looked out at the water and saw two fins. most fish only have one dorsal fin, so i was like oh!! probably a shark!!! and it turned out that it was a shark! it was a little leopard shark, which looks like this:

and it was actually pretty large for one of these guys, maybe around six feet? but leopard sharks are pretty harmless, and this one was very obviously sick :(( it came up to the edge of the water, where it was about a foot or two deep, and hung out there for hours. it was really sad but it only cemented my love of the creatures.

then one year, for christmas, my grandma brought us back to the aquarium of the bay for a special behind the scenes tour. we got to see the back areas, but the coolest part was when we got to go above the tunnel and throw fish in to feed the huge, 7 foot sharks! they were actually really lazy though lmao ;-; most of the fish went to the big fish and little sharks, not the actual big sharks lmao. it was really cool though sdlfjdlfjksd

and that’s pretty much the extent of my real experiences with sharks, despite living 20 minutes from the beach lmao (and near the red triangle, a great white hotspot). soo,,, yeah you’re not likely to run into sharks at the beach in a lot of places lmao (though i REFUSE to swim in florida. if we saw that many dolphins, there were certainly HELLA sharks there)

and now for my favourite shark week moments from my years of waiting all year for the one week where the discovery channel airs documentaries of science’s new shark discoveries from the year, with reoccuring favourite scientists/cameramen!

the best thing they ever did was definitely the seal toboggan of death. which was what they called a fake seal dummy they dragged behind a boat with a small raft someone with a camera would float on in front of. great whites ambush prey from below, jumping out of the water in spectacular leaps to catch seals. so the cameraman would get incredible shots at their own risk lmao. they have a whole series of documenting these leaps, called air jaws, which is always a highlight. you can watch clips of the seal toboggan of death here! (sidenote: i remember when that footage came out oH MY GOD NOSTALGIA-) but yeah!! best shark week moment imo.

also alien sharks, if you ever get a chance to watch that during shark week definitely do! they pull up sharks from the bottom of the ocean and pretty much discover at least 3 new species per episode!! so that’s cool always dsfjdskflj

uhhhh yeah!! :D thank you for asking, i’m glad you’re enjoying this as much as i am dflsdjfldsfldskjfkldsf

#ask #selfdestructivecat #shark #sharks #shark tw #sharks tw

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