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#source: I Love Lucy
roguefankc · 1 year
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(Beau “Cyclone” Simpson is trying to run through a idea with Tom “Iceman” Kazansky in his office)
Iceman: This is a terrible proposal. I’m not approving it.
Cyclone: I know but it’s the only thing I can think of that the top brass would let slide!
Iceman: No, Simpson.
Cyclone: Give me one good reason.
Iceman (glaring): Well first of all, it sounds like one of Maverick’s ideas, and secondly - 
Cyclone (wincing): Hold it. That’s enough for me.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Narcissa: Bella's acting crazy! Andromeda: Crazy for Bella? Or crazy for ordinary people?
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Brianna: It's our wedding anniversary next week. Roger: Oh, yours and mine? Brianna: ...No, mine and Ian's.
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 6 months
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Eddie: You’re always complaining about something!
Patricia: When I’m around you I always have something to complain about.
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Rodolphus: Bellatrix is acting crazy!
Narcissa: Crazy for Bellatrix? Or crazy for ordinary people?
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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year
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Steve: Just go in there and be mean and nasty and unattractive.
Danny: I'm not that good actor.
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Josie: Hope's acting crazy!
Lizzie: Crazy for Hope? Or crazy for ordinary people?
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Gabo: You people always drag me into your crazy schemes!
Asha: Well this time we can make do without you.
Gabo: What's wrong with me all of a sudden?!
Asha: Well alright, come along if you want to.
Gabo: No, I don't want to. I just wanted you to ask me.
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unicornblossom13 · 8 months
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Sylvia [answering a phone call]: Hello?
Klaus [on the other end]: Sylvia, this is Klaus, are you alright?
Sylvia: Yeah, why?
Klaus: Sylvi, this is Klaus.
Sylvia: Yeah, I know.
Klaus: This is Klaus, your brother, to whom you may turn in a moment of crisis.
Sylvia [checking the time]: Klaus, have you been drinking?
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Viconia: *looks at Aerie and says something in Drow*
Aerie: How dare you!?
Viconia: *smirks* What did I say?
Aerie: I don’t know, but how dare you!
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Geoffrey: If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s temperamental people. Yelling and screaming all the time. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO YELL AND SCREAM? WHY CAN’T THEY JUST BE RATIONAL LIKE I AM?!
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If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s temperamental people. Yelling and screaming all the time. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO YELL AND SCREAM? WHY CAN’T THEY JUST BE RATIONAL LIKE I AM?
– Jessie
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Narcissa: Bella's acting crazy!
Andromeda, not looking up from her book: Crazy for Bella? Or crazy for ordinary people?
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persona-incorrect · 2 years
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Naoya: What have you got there?
Maya, excited: I baked a cake. It's seven layers of luscious Devil’s Food. Wait ‘til you see it.
[Maya takes off the cake cover to reveal a cake barely one inch thick]
Naoya, confused: What happened to the other seven layers?
Maya, looking crestfallen: They’re all there. Some just… didn’t rise very much. But I'm positive it'll still be delicious.
Naoya, attempting to be cheerful: Well, looks don't matter much anyway. Worst case scenario you can put on a lot of frosting.
Maya, confused: What do you mean put on? The frosting’s already in it.
Naoya, also confused: In it?
Maya, explaining: Yeah, I mixed it all up together before I baked the cake. Isn’t that how it’s supposed to turn out?
Naoya: No, I don’t think so, Maya.
Maya: *begins looking a little upset*
Naoya, with a smile: Well, maybe you can wait until breakfast and serve it as a pancake. Think positive, right?
Maya, smiling again: That's right thanks Naoya!
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Catalina: *speaking Spanish*
Anne: How dare you!
Catalina: *smirks* What did I say?
Anne: I don’t know, but how dare you!
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Sauron: If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s temperamental people. Yelling and screaming all the time. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO YELL AND SCREAM? WHY CAN’T THEY JUST BE RATIONAL LIKE I AM?!
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