#source: MASH

[superiorsturgeon]

RWBYJNPR: *waking up hungover after their graduation party*

Jaune: *crawls out from under Blake’s bed* …uuuhhhhh…I think I need a medic…

Ruby: *draped over the couch like a decorative blanket* …aren’t you a medic…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: …in that case, I’m the last thing I need…

#rwby #team rwby #team jnpr #Ruby rose #jaune arc #source: mash

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: you care about people? Peter: some of my best friends are people

#teen wolf #steter #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #peter hale #ian bohen #source: mash

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Can’t you ever be serious?

Scott: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.

#source: mash #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #scott lang #scott lang incorrect quotes #ant man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

12: Can't you put your hostility aside for one minute.

Missy: Oh, alright. I'll stack it on top of my anger.

#doctor who #incorrect quotes #dw #doctor who incorrect quotes #source: mash #12th doctor #The Master #missy #gomez!master #Thoschei #Michelle Gomez #peter capaldi

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: You think you’re real smart. But you’re not smart; you’re dumb. Very dumb. But you’ve met your match in me.

#barbarian #source: mash #mod meme #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[incorrectlco]

Lockwood: We’re lost.

Lucy: Lost? As in ‘Where the hell are we?’

Lockwood: We’re not totally lost. We’re still in London.

Lucy: You said this was a shortcut!

Lockwood: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!

#source: mash #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #incorrectlco #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood & co #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect l&co #locklyle #save lockwood and co #save lockwood & co

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Horned Head: Can't you put your hostility aside for a moment? Daughter Dooley: Oh, alright. I'll stack it on top of my anger.

#old gods of appalachia #old gods pod #ogoa #old gods season 1 #daughter dooley #horned head #incorrect quotes #source: mash

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Mel, it's like 110 degrees. How are you not sweating?

Mel: First of all, I don't sweat. I perspire. Secondly, I never perspire.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends caitlyn #caitlyn kiramman #mel medarda #league of legends #arcane #riot games #source: MASH

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

John: you care about people

Dave: some of my best friends are people

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #dave strider #mod terezi #source: mash #i'm a people sometimes

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Calvin: Can’t you ever be serious?

Rocky: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.

#source: mash #Incorrect Quotes #calvin mcmurray #rocky rickaby #lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #tracy j. butler

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: Carnelian, wake up!

Carnelian: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.

#she would later come to regret those words #source: mash #wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof carnelian #wof kinkajou #incorrect quotes

[4th-fallout]

Desdemona: "Be serious for a minute." Deacon: "Thirty seconds is my record."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect fallout 4 quotes #fallout 4 #Desdemona #Deacon #fallout 4 desdemona #fallout 4 deacon #source: mash

[whotookmytomato]

John: there's no room on this team for idiots

Fred: Should we leave alphabetically?

#halo #halo shitpost #john 117 #fred 104 #source: mash

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Can’t you ever be serious?

Wade: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.

#source: mash #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool x reader #wade wilson x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Nardole: Doctor, wake up!

12: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.

#doctor who #dw #incorrect quotes #dw incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #source: mash #nardole #12th doctor #peter capaldi #Matt Lucas

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Luzian: Nagyunn, wake up!

Nagyunn: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. leave flowers and get out.

#source: mash #incorrect ember knight #ember knight #the ember knight #incorrect quotes #luzian #nagyunn #damocles duo