#source: killing eve

[incorrect-marmalade]

Baron, pointing at the handcuffs: What are you going to do with those?

Otis: I'm going to arrest you.

Baron: No, you're not.

Otis: I am.

Baron: You're not.

Otis: I am!

Baron: No. You like me too much.

#source: killing eve #incorrect quotes #baron x otis #baron lamram #marmalade 2024 #otis huxley

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Finnick: What are you going to do with that?

Katniss: I'm going to kill you.

Finnick: No, you're not.

Katniss: I am.

Finnick: You're not.

Katniss: I am!

Finnick: You like me too much.

#source: killing eve #incorrect quotes #katniss everdeen #finnick odair

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: My dad taught me that there is only one way to communicate with a bully.

Director Hayward: I see. And what was his advice?

Y/N: *Hits him*

#source: killing eve #incorrect marvel quotes #director hayward x reader #director hayward imagine #director hayward #hayward x reader #hayward imagine #hayward #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU #wanda maximoff imagine #wanda maximoff #wandavision

[hawkinsincorrect]

001, to Eleven: You should never call a psychopath a psychopath. It upsets them.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: killing eve #vecna #henry creel

[checcellate-truffels]

I made a Kirana edit on behalf of the final arc because fck K*izo

#BBBGLXS2 #Boboiboy #Boboiboy galaxy #source: Killing Eve #source: AT Distant Land #also she's so sapphic she makes another boifang arc rise again #i swear twitter and ig is so Kiraphobic so i don't post there

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Tea: What happened to your eye?

Kalen: I wanted it to match my jacket.

#source: killing eve #the bone witch #incorrect quotes #incorrect bone witch quotes #tea pahlavi #tea of the embers #tea x kalen #kalen x tea #kalen

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: When I try to think of my future I just see your face over and over again

Narcissa: Well, it’s a very beautiful face

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #source: killing eve #lucissa #delayed post #HP Fandom

[incorrectspquotes]

Fletcher: What happened to your eye?

Valkyrie: I wanted it to match my jacket.

#skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #fletcher renn #source: killing eve

[drei-satzzeichen]

Peter: What happened to your eye?!

Bob: I wanted it to match my jacket.

#source: killing eve #die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #peter shaw #bob andrews #incorrect quotes #english #injury tw

[justlivingthememe]

Mirabel: You know, Abuela, you almost have no sense of humor.

Alma: I take my job seriously.

Mirabel: Mmhm. What if I tickled you? Would you laugh then?

Alma: Don't tickle me.

Mirabel:

Alma:

Mirabel: That's a yes.

#encanto #mirabel madrigal #alma madrigal #incorrect encanto #incorrect encanto quotes #incorrect quotes #source: killing eve

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Rufus: I have decided that you’re a good person.

Sean: Oh really? Why is that?

Rufus: Because you’re sad, and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.

Sean: Oh Lord, you’re one of those profound children...

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Rufus Kingsberry #Sean Hampton #Source: Killing Eve

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

RJ: Truth or dare?

Camille: Truth.

RJ: What intrigues you about Jarrod?

Camille:...well I just ate a therapist, and he said I just like to have control over him.

RJ: Is that true?

Camille: It's not NOT true.

RJ: Well, therapists, what do they know? I mean, you just pay them to repeat your questions back at you.

Camille: That's what I said!

#incorrect quotes #power rangers #jungle fury #RJ (power rangers) #camille (power rangers) #source: killing eve

[thetorturedpoetsintern]

Minerva: So, what do you want from her?

Severus: I want to smell her skin. I want to hear the boring stuff she does every day that she wouldn't bother telling anyone else because it's really that boring. But to me, it would be fascinating because... It's Ana.

#source: killing eve #at this point minerva might as well be sev's therapist #severus snape #snape #severus snape x oc #snape x oc #severus snape imagines #hp incorrect quotes

[emmikay]

Jemima: I have decided that you’re a good person.

Grizabella: Oh really? Why is that?

Jemima: Because you’re sad, and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.

Grizabella: Oh Everlasting, you’re one of those profound kids.

#cats the musical #jemima #grizabella #be nice to your granddaughter #incorrect quotes #source: killing eve

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Duck Dodgers: I did it, Cadet!

Cadet: D-d-d-d-d-d-don’t you mean ‘w-w-we d-d-did it’?

Dodgers: Yeah, but mostly me.

#daffy duck #porky pig #source: killing eve

[crazyjaney]

[Corvo gently draws the tip of a blade over Nico's stomach, like a caress, standing too close. Nico's breath hitches with what is clearly a heavy dose of excitement mixed with fear.]

Corvo: I'm expensive.

Nico: I know.

Corvo, leaning a little closer still: Will you give me everything I want?

Nico, breathlessly: Yes.

[Corvo smiles demonically.]

@mossandrock

#incorrect quotes #source: killing eve #killing eve #ocs #gay disaster vampires