#source: peacemaker

[cruger2984]

Kaeya: Archons, man! Do you read the news? Diluc: (in the window drinking wine) No. What for? It's depressing.

#source: peacemaker #kaeya #kaeya alberich #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha: How do you know the passwords to my phone?

Y/N: I know my own birthday, dude.

#source: peacemaker #incorrect marvel quotes #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff #marvel #MCU

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

[after finding out Zer0 is an alien]

Gaige: Zer0, are you here to eat our flesh like the aliens from Pitch Black? Zer0: [helmet flashes NO] Axton: Zer0, are you here to put babies in us like in Alien? Zer0: [helmet flashes NO] Axton: [sighs] Gaige: Dude, you're upset about that? Axton: Well, how else am I gonna experience motherhood?

#PLEASE #borderlands #borderlands 2 #gaige the mechromancer #zer0 the assassin #axton the commando #axton x zer0 #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: peacemaker #axzer0 #submission #submitted by anonymous #100

[ficsficsficsallfics]

Jian Yi: *Using He Tian’s phone* Mo Guan Shan sexy butt?

He Tian: What?

Jian Yi: Your last search.

He Tian: Oh, no. That’s um, just because I wanted to see some pictures his sexy butt.

#19 days #old xian #he tian #jian yi #jian yi and he tian #source: Peacemaker

[holistic-quotes]

Todd: *steals Dirk's phone and unlocks it immediately*

Dirk: how did you know my password??

Todd: I know my own birthday, dude

#dirk gently #dirk gently's holistic detective agency #incorrect dghda quotes #incorrect dirk gently #incorrect dirk gently quotes #incorrect dghda #incorrect quotes #source: peacemaker

[incorrect-vast-error]

Ellsee: Why do you wear sunglasses indoors?

Murrit: Why are you my least favorite person in this group chat?

Ellsee: Because I can see right through you, and I think you're a loser.

#vast error #ve #ellsee raines #murrit turkin #ellsee #murrit #source: peacemaker

[heard-in-gotham-city]

Zsasz: *knocks on the door*

Sofia: come in, Victor

Zsasz: how did you know it was me?

Sofia: you knock in a very annoying way

Zsasz: oh. Sorry

#incorrect batman #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect gotham #incorrect gotham quotes #incorrect quotes #source: peacemaker

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

(Ren wields a chainsaw)

Kyoji: No!

Hayato: What?

Daigo: You're not taking that in there!

Ren: I can't hear you! This thing's so fucking loud!

Takeru: You're not bringing that.

Daigo: Hey, I agree with Kyoji. We can't go in there unprepared.

Hayato: We don't even know that there are butterflies in there.

Ren: Oh, come on, please? Ah, fuck! I'm never, ever gonna kill someone with a fucking chainsaw. It's so not fair.

(places the chainsaw into the ground and leaves it)

Ren: Total fucking bullshit!

#source: peacemaker #kyoji takajo #hayato akiyama #daigo kabuto #ren kizaki #takeru taiga #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

[vigsilantes]

[On a mission, Adrian and Y/N got split up from the team and just found their way back]

Y/N: Hey guys, wow you would not believe what happened!

Adrian: Yeah, so we went through our check point at the back of the building and there was this booby trap and, well, we—we boobied right into it.

Chris, laughing: Nice!

#adrian chase #adrian chase x reader #incorrect peacemaker quotes #source: avatar the last airbender #incorrect adrian chase quotes #vigilante #freddie stroma #peacemaker #atla #atla aang #dcu

[important-bass-1127]

The Violence of Numbers.

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#source: reddit #source: instagram #source: twitter #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #DLC #kombat pack #kombat pack 1 #KP1 #omni man #omniman #peacemaker #homelander #ermac #quanchi #quan chi #takeda takahashi #takeda mortal kombat #takedamk #dank memes #Youtube #Instagram

[enbyspeedster]

Adrian Chase (Vigilante) Stimboard

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#also he's totally autistic #source: me because im autistic and also james gunn kinda sorta (???) confirmed it when he liked a comment where someone asked if he was #peacemaker hbo #adrian chase #peacemaker vigilante #stimboard #visual stim #sensory #tw flashing #tw eyestrain #tw knives #tw knife #mine

[fourdollarwords]

#peacemaker #adrian chase #chris smith #vigilante #music video #source: crazy ex girlfriend #video #video post #I spent way too long on this #I should probably go to sleep now #vigilmaker

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Jack: Hey, I got bullied too. Timothy: How? Jack: By kids calling me a bully all the time, and telling me I was abusive. Timothy: Jack: Hey, that hurt my feelings!

#gfkjshdfd canon #borderlands #borderlands: the presequel #handsome jack #timothy lawrence #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: peacemaker #do not tag as j*ck*thy #submission #submitted by anonymous

[astriiformes]

Me, gritting my teeth as I do my best to ignore the fact that I have been battling my own brain particularly intensely (a mental health crisis that is ongoing, due to life circumstances that cannot be changed) and the many other responsibilities that have been stressing me out as of late so I can instead throw myself into the middle of a complex, inflammatory conflict between two groups I care about that is threatening to have a horrific amount of emotional collateral in part due to the fact that no one else has been willing to step up as a mediator: Wow, just like in Pentiment

#everything's fine. we're all fine here. how are you #almost like having a bunch of marginalized students running their own organizations at school can lead to a lot of stress sometimes #when you inevitability end up with bunch of traumatized people pointing fingers at each other instead of actually like. talking #i think i was able to help defuse things today but also. everything is a little bit on fire and not enough people are putting out the fires #and also like. guys. please do not let me. the most mentally ill man in the world. be one of your only sources of conflict resolution #(not the only one at least. i am wearily handshaking with one of my close friends in the queer student group. but like. they're struggling) #but i have uhhh seen groups i care about explode before for similar reasons and i'm not willing to let it happen again #and more than a few people thanked me today and i have a big dumb heart too [gestures] like this for my own good so. i'm not about to stop #genuinely i do not mind being the person who does the mediation so long as people are like. grateful when all is said and done #and they seemed to be today #still. screaming tiredly etc etc #please picture me full on crying as i somehow managed to talk a really awful shouting argument in the queer student center down anyways #cursed are the peacemakers because they will be the ones constantly going 'what the hell guys. please do not' everywhere they go

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Killer Croc: Once a criminal, always a criminal, huh? That's what everybody thinks? Cause if that's the case, I might as well just march my ass back to Arkham Asylum. Where it's nice and warm. I'm gonna spend the fuckin' winter there, getting drunk and stoned, with good chems.

Amanda: Is that the end of the great Suicide Squad speech, Croc?

Killer Croc: Actually, it's not. Hope you're fuckin' proud of yourself, cause the end of my speech is [points middle finger at Amanda] fuck you, [points middle finger at Peacemaker] fuck you, [points middle finger at Deadshot] fuck you, [points middle finger at King Shark] fuck you, fuck everybody!

#dc #dc comics #batman #king shark #deadshot #suicide squad #killer croc #peacemaker #amanda waller #dcu comics #incorrect dcu #dc multiverse #harley quinn #harley quinn the animated series #batman the animated series #legion of doom #source: trailer park boys

[incorrect-task-force-x]

Peacemaker: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole!

Bloodsport: How very interesting. You���re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?

Peacemaker: You’re the vulgarian you fuck!

#shoutout to everyone who knows the original source of this quote #I loooooove that movie #the suicide squad #task force x #incorrect quotes #Bloodsport #Peacemaker