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wrongmha · 2 days ago
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You are a delicate flower watered with caffeine and the constant vague threat of homelessness.
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lesbian-deadpool · 15 hours ago
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Natasha: Who has two thumbs and likes to kiss nerds?
Y/N:
Natasha:
Y/N: What-?
Natasha: Ding-ding, nerd! You’re right, the answer is me! Your prize is a kiss! C’mere-
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incorrectquotesmcu · a day ago
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Vision: What would you say if I told you I love Wanda?
Y/N: Join the club.
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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
Charles: *staring at backwards cap Pierre* So maybe I’m not as straight as I thought I was
Carlos: You thought you were straight?
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Buford: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back
Candace:
Candace: She/her
Buford: Thanks!
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fluffimemes · a day ago
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Satan: What state are you in?
Belphegor: Denial.
Asmodeus: Perfection.
Leviathan: Constant anxiety.
MC: Texas???
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 days ago
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Blake: Every “c” in “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently.
Yang: Well, the c is a harsh mistress 
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Shinichi: ...And that's the plan. Any questions?
Ran: *raises her hand*
Shinichi: Yes, Ran?
Ran: You look hot today.
Heiji: Oh, I agree.
Shinichi, blushing: I- That's not a question.
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mlgneverdies · 2 days ago
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Reagan: Brett and I are no longer friends.
Brett: Reagan, that's a terrible way to say we're dating.
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incorrectfrogs · a day ago
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anne: "Gay women who are feminine are upholding sexist ideals, but also gay women who are masculine are contributing to harmful stereotypes." Like please shut up, we can do whatever we want.
sasha: I want to commit a crime.
anne: Godspeed, queen.
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f1incorrects · a day ago
Valtteri, when he saw he had another engine penalty: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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incorrectmcyt · 2 days ago
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Zedaph, to Tango and Impulse: Divided we flee, but together, we form a consistent alibi
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batbrosbeforehoes · 23 days ago
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one of the many reasons why bruce is banned from the kitchen
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