Fancy, terrified: What was that?
Jakes: That is the call of someone who is very pissed, and on a mission to fuck someone up.
Beat: I’ve never seen bad boy types protectin’ stray kittens to show their soft sides.
Beat: It’s always me pickin’ up the kittens.
Beat: Maybe I’m the bad boy.
Isla: I very much believe in being kind and patient with people.
Isla: Until they cross you one too many times.
Isla: Then let neither mercy nor pity taint your vindictive wrath.
Natsuo: One iced coffee and- how would you like your coffee?
Shigaraki: [clenching his fists and squinting] As dark and bitter as my soul.
Natsuo, turning to the cashier: And a white mocha, thanks.
Shuu: Remember, birdwatching goes both ways.
Hiyoko: That’s vaguely threatening. Thank you!
Edgar: I’d like to remind all of you how dull your lives would be without me
Jonathan: what did you do this time?
Virgil: My first attempt on a creepypasta. Go easy on me.
Virgil: breathes in heavily before speaking
Virgil: Carpeted kitchen.
Janus: What the fuck?
Yuuji: hi welcome to applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Yuuji: HE HAS SELECTED THE B E E S
Nobara: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Ironwood: Trust me Winter I know what I’m doing.
Winter: Not even the gods know what you’re doing, sir.