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mqonlighting · 1 year
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might be niche or not but I think about this a lot — spideypool with gwenpool as wade’s tag-along little sister figure that won’t stop freaking out because wade is dating SPIDER-MAN
Gwen: You’re dating SPIDER-MAN?? SINCE WHEN??
Wade: We’ve been dating for a while, you know —
Gwen: Ohmygod my big brother is dating Spider-Man
Wade: We’re not related, you literally deny our dynamic every time I—
Gwen: THAT WAS BEFORE YOU WERE DATING SPIDER-MAN. WE’RE SIBLINGS NOW
Gwen: …
Wade: What?
Gwen: If you and Spider-Man got married, I would be Spider-Man’s sister in law
Wade: … She makes a good point.
Peter: We’re NOT getting married.
Gwen: …
Wade: What is it now?
Gwen: If you two got married, I would be Spider-Man’s flower girl
Peter: Not happening.
Gwen: Why not?
Peter: You would kill my flower arrangement
Wade: Fully intentionally.
Gwen: ……
Wade: Oh my GOD, what is it now?
Gwen: I just want you to know that if you two get divorced, I’m 100% Team Spidey
Wade: …
Wade: You know what, me too.
Peter: WE’RE NOT MARRIED??
I rest my case
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grabowskibeepboop · 10 months
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Finally watched across the spiderverse and Hobie and Miles are literally Spideypool exept... Y'know... Both arachnids
Edit: I EDITED THIS FUCKING POST 3 FUCKING TIMES ALREADY JUST TO FIND OUT I USED THE CORRECT NAME THE FIRST TIME? WTF IS THE TITLE OF THIS FUCKING MOVE GODDAMNIT
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sciderman · 27 days
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a certain kind of compilation post
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movedtodykedvonte · 10 months
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Despite the plethora of exceedingly hot and alluring women in Peter Parker’s life his compatibility and chemistry with most of the men he encounters as Spider-Man makes me believe his issue with connecting with these women has little to do with living a double life…
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x-gon-give-it · 10 months
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Agents of Mischief
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volos-wish · 17 days
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Me when slowly having an epiphany while on a mission with Deadpool:
Wade a minute....
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221-home · 10 months
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to me, spider-man noticing and interacting with deadpool’s fourth-wall break is the equivalent of the hot priest noticing and interacting with fleabag’s fourth-wall breaking, in this essay I will-
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animefanboy48 · 2 months
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Honestly fuck that whole: I'd die for you I'd kill for you thing
The REAL ShlT iS: I'd die for you / I'd live for you
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ayosdesignz-blog · 1 year
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While on the clock today, it occurred to me that I would like to find a Spideypool fic where Deadpool is still portrayed as being a Spider-Man fangirl thinking he's just the best thing since "the best thing ever" and a literal angel why can't we be together forever simp
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Peter/Spider-Man is just like: Dude I'm not perfect. I'm an actual asshole. And technically a criminal.
Like he went into vigilante-ism for his uncle. Imagine where he'll go for his aunt? (Spoilers: it's murder. Cold blooded, methodical, I will sleep fine after you've perished, murder. Based off that time in the comics he APPARENTLY revealed his secret identity to a full prison just to humiliate and threaten Kingpin for hospitalizing his aunt and dared any one of them to try testing his levels of mercy.)
And is just trying to emulate a "kinder(?)" Personification of Be Gay do Crime basically. Because public image.
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mqonlighting · 1 year
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spideypool thoughts because i am back in my sm/dp phase and loving every goddamn second of it !!
- something about the way their dynamic is actually healthy??? yeah no FUCK the i-can-change-him idea, but rather the I-CAN-CHANGE-FOR-HIM idea??? obsessed and I love it in terms of spideypool
- i am ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN for the legendary fics where spidey gets jealous of himself and is left in a state of pure shock about it whenever wade’s swooning over his latest crush peter parker like SOMETHING ABOUT IT IS SO PETER OF PETER TO DO AND ITS FUNNY AND MAKES FOR A DELICIOUS IDENTITY REVEAL
- coming up to the topic of identity reveals I have a LOT to say about them, first of all I find them so important to the progression of wade and peter’s relationship. it’s important because maybe, on a more practical level, peter feels like wade has so much at his disposal to exploit his identity — but it’s that exact mindset that makes the big moment so special. who peter is behind the mask is him in a state of vulnerability; at the end of the day, spider-man is everyone’s shield and their great savior and protector — including peter’s. he feels like he has to be so strong and brave all the time and have his guard up, but the moment he takes off the mask, it means that he trusts you with his fragmented pieces and trusts that you won’t break them any further. NOW TAKE THAT IN THE CONTEXT OF SPIDEYPOOL, WHERE PETER FEELS LIKE HE HAS TO HATE WADE BECAUSE WADE IS WHO HE IS BUT HE TRUSTS HIM ANYWAYS AND DOESNT KNOW WHY. gold
- this is something that’s like said a lot but there’s something so interesting about the fact that wade and peter as characters actually have very similar principles and characteristic points — they’re both funny, both use humor and quippage to cope with the turmoil and struggle constantly thrown at them, and they were both thrown into the deep end at young age. where their characters begin to diverge are the morals and ideas formed by their unique and individual traumatic experiences and coping experiences. for example, if ben hadn’t died and peter’s rageful side and irresponsibility only consumed him, who’s to say he wouldn’t have become a murderous killer the same way wade was? or even a mercenary the same way Wade did to try and support himself financially and care for his family? and if wade had grown up in a supportive household and learned the price of his actions, who’s to say he wouldn’t have become a hero like peter? EXPERIENCES BUILD CHARACTERS AND THESE TWO HAVE SUCH INTRICATE CHARACTERS
- something about their perceptions of one another physically. I TALKED ABOUT THIS IN ONE OF MY REPOSTS but the way peter is just an average, pretty good-looking guy and every time I write wade describing his features, it’s not “he’s hot” or “he’s sexy” or “he’s a model” but rather the small things no one would find beautiful or even unique about anyone. big, chocolate brown eyes, crooked, bashful smiles, the way he forgets to push up his glasses — literally who the fuck would care other than a person madly in love? EXACTLY.
- in correlation to the previous point, FICS WHERE PETER REASSURES WADE HE’S GORGEOUS IN EVERY WAY AND MEANS EVERY SINGLE WORD. if you love someone TRULY, nothing can be ugly about them. and peter sees the scars and wade thinks he’ll hate it but in reality peter adores it and thinks wade is unique and beautiful and interesting and all of that. AGH warms my lonely lonely heart
- wade would be very happy to do the upside down kiss. this is in fact a fic idea so by any means please treat this as a prompt
- BOTH DISASTERS BUT BOTH EACH OTHER’S DISASTERS!! look I love tired x hyper but something about these two being absolute hurricanes of awkwardness and then bonding over their weird ass references with occasional hints of tired x hyper banter makes my heart sing I honestly just love them (BONUS POINTS IF THE HINTS OF TIRED X HYPER IS DEADPOOL MAKING A FLIRTY STEAMY COMMENT, PETER GETTING FLUSTERED, AND THEN PETER TRIES TO HIDE IT WITH A TIRED EXHAUSTED ANGRY LINE OF DIALOGUE) or perhaps peter realizing Deadpool is a fun guy and unknowingly doing everything in his power to hang out with him mayhaps?????
anyways yep!! some of my incoherent head-empty-only-spideypool thoughts that I would like to share with the class ! < andd not to be a shameless self promoter but if you would like to see these thoughts written out then I’m on ao3 wink wink cough cough >
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forgetful-nerd · 2 years
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Deadpool: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind
Spiderman: I once saw you punch a Girl Scout because she didn’t have any thin mints.
Deadpool: exactly. That was my battle. So be kind.
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likeapro42 · 1 year
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If I had to quickly define the SpideyPool paring to someone who has never heard of superheroes before, it would be two guys who are simultaneously both the moron and the morosexual
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aaronymous999 · 8 months
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Reading the Spideypool team up comic is such a fucking jumpscare because most of the time what I like is the emotional moments and them hanging out but sometimes I get jumpscared with a straight up SLUR
Also bonus:
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What the fuck does that mean????
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achilleansunrise · 9 months
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I'm mentally ill and can't stop thinking about it so screw it,,
Who wants to be the Deadpool to my Spider-Man?
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anarchyspider · 4 months
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I made a Spideypool discord!
For Spideypool and all Spidey and Deadpool based chats in general!
No MCU-based spideypool however! No pro-ship or anyone else of the sort are allowed. If you do join I hope you enjoy your stay here!
https://discord.gg/yRmJ5bmcMp
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bunsofhoney · 2 years
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I couldn't help but repurpose this one.
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Since you're here, why not check out my Spideypool fics? ♥️🖤♥️🖤
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