so apparently people are horny about the tv man
happy flat fuck friday or whatever
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Bellatrix: should I kill off some characters of my book to make it more exciting?
Hermione: what type of book is it?
Bellatrix: an autobiography.
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Kirari: *rolls over in bed* babe, are you awake?
Sayaka: *rolls over too* hey...yes~ *kisses her nose*
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Ririka: *rolls over in bed* are you awake, baby?
Mary: *violently flops over* the fuck you want
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if ur not gay why does another man's theme play in your room
alternatively: if ur not gay why does your theme play in another man's room
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damn I saw good stuff 👀 in the steam community tab... too bad it's probably not their original work but reposts without credit
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hey akito what do you think of this specific image of tsukasa :33
i'm going to bury you 6 feet under the ground with my own god damn bare hands.
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THE STORM IS REAL AND AT MY LOCATION HELP ME
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Stephanie: "Did you get it?"
Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."
Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."
Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."
Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."
Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"
Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"
Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."
Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.
Jason looked up from his book.
Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."
Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.
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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."
Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."
Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."
Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."
Bruce:
Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."
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Transphobes will be like "They is a plural word" and I'll be like, "well, yeah, humans are multicellular organisms"
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