#the little bird also doesnt have a name. neither of them have names

[kitcat22]

Another Au thats been rattling around my head is a time travel Au where Turgon and the Lords of Gondolin wake up in the years of the trees

Turgon wakes up in his parents house in Tirion to the sound of birds tweeting outside his window.

Like most of his mornings his first moments of waking are blissfully pleasant … until reality comes crashing down on him. This time around the reality of his existence is even worse than before

He remembers watching as morgoths armies marched towards his city. He remembers the battles on the walls and in the streets and before his own tower. He remembers the death of his lords, his friends, and he remembers his own death too. He remembers of every piece of advice he ignored and every quiet warning from his daughter and the sounds of his people screaming, men,women and children all

And Turgon weeps

It takes a little while of crying his eyes out before it occurs to him that the halls of Mandos look an awful lot like his room at his parents house in tirion.

Confused, he wonders down the stairs through the familiar hallways and into the dining room where his father sits eating breakfast

Cue more confused crying

Nolofinwe is equally bewildered and very worried why Turukano is uncontrollably sobbing into his arms. He calls Anaire into the room but she is just as helpless as him

During this breakdown Turgon has his realisation that he’s in pre darking valinor comes to understand that either he’s been sent back in time ore the last few hundred years for him have been some strange dream. It occurs to him that if his parents are whole and well in front of him Elenwe must be alive too

Hearing his son mumble Elenwe’s name causes Nolofinwe to write a letter to Elenwe asking if everythings all right and if she could please return to tirion as something is very wrong with her husband.

Anaire tucks Turgon back into bed and sits beside him keeping watch.

Elenwe who is at an academic conference in Taniquetil while also visiting family, wakes up with memories up until falling through the ice.

She never reads her father in laws letter as she’s already madly dashing towards tirion.

When she arrives she and Turgon spend a long time cuddling and crying

Nolofinwe and Anaire, and by this point Findekano and Irrise, still have no clue whats going on

Elenwe and Turgon in the privacy of Turgons room tell each other what they remember

Elenwe is horrified and grieved to hear of all that happened after her death.

She longs for her brave,sensible daughter who grew up without her. Her daughter who has not even been conceived yet . She wishes she could have met her son in law who her husband speaks of with trust fondness, admiration and regret. She wonders about her apparently half elven grandson who Turgon speaks of as a sweet energetic child who loved sweets and games and staying up past his bedtime. She listens in horror at the tale of what fate befell the noldor upon reahcing beleriand.

Turgon realises with a panic that he doesnt know what happened to Maeglin. He desperately hopes he managed to escape. His nephew is to young to die , too young and full of promise. If Maeglin is dead then Turgon is responsible for the death of Aredhels son and that is not something that he can live with.

Neither of them can allow this dark future to become reality again

They realise that this is too difficult and unbelievable to explain to Turgons family so they promise them that they’ll explain everything eventually

No matter what it takes they will end the doom of the Noldor before it even begins

To be continued…

#silmarillion #the silm #the silmarillion #turgon #elenwe #fingolfin #anaire #time travel au #fall of gondolin #lords of gondolin #Lords of Gondolin time travel au

[himbos-hotline]

OMG WAIT HI I LOVE JAY? TELL ME EVERYTHING? how did they (sorry about pronouns i am going to go with they/them for now PLEASE correct me) get those scars, what is the polycule like, is their full name jaybird or is that a cute lil nickname the polycule gives them, EVERYTHING i love them sm they are precious

I too love Jay so fucking much! they use she/he/they/zey pronouns with no real prefrence over any of them. Some people use she/her for him and theyre cool with it, others he/him, some just stick with they/him or a mix of all of them. Jay looks at gender and shakes a magic eight ball at it and goes "sure cool im that today!"

their name is technically Jayden- however she quickly gets it changed after a gender crisis [thanks for that kenny] Jaybird is technically a nickname that cole gives her when the two of them are a mixed tag team in NXT. Jay has an understanding for animals and being a high-flyer has a love of birds. It used to be 'Jaydenbird' and started as an inside joke. Now Jaybird is just what Cole calls zem whenever shes lovely dovey and not being a completely asshole [/affectionate] to her boyfriend.

Jay has a lot of scars. Most of them just being dumb wrestling accidents. The one under her right eye is from Kenny hitting them with a nerf gun by mistake cuz Jay got to close to him and spooked him. Now nobody is allowed nerf guns in arenas and Jay is SOOOOOO not salty about it. the scar on his chin is from skateboarding and Nick going "I betcha twenty bucks you cant jump from the diving board off ya skateboard" of a hotel pool. Jay does it because sometimes zey have a singular braincell and its busy thinking of hangmans ass. Well, "does it"

she climbs up to the diving board, slips and smacked her face on the back of the diving board. Still dove into the pool though and "do I still get the twenty bucks?" "depends. do you still have your teeth!?" neither one of them mention it to Matt.

Theres two large scars on his forearm because when she was 14 and still under Regals training and wrestling in the british indies, chose to wrap barbed wire around his arm. only for their opponant to pull it and it cut into zeir arm. Jay still thinks she was badass cuz she won!

The last scar is more then likely the most important one since it directly links to Jay meeting kenny and the gender crisis. Jay starts off as part of the JAS and theyre really shitty to him like to the point theyre mocking Jays disability [hes deaf] and tortmenting them in the ring to the point shes loosing matches and then Chris Jericho starts putting them down on commentary, to Regal, to Mox and to the female roster.

and one day, Jay just cannot stand it anymore. Facing Kris Stratlander in a hardcore match. Jay climbs the turnbuckle, stares at Jericho whose ringside, looks at wheeler whose there supporting Kris [and who is also jays boyfriend, they are just instantly in love as soon as they meet- both jay and wheeler are too dumb to realise that thought] and preforms a diving headbut. Only for Kris to move and Jay smack her head off a steel chair and then the outside of the ring rolling out of the ring. Shes concussed and the match ends because theres just blood pissing outta her head.

Cut to jay, alone in the JAS locker room fucked up and bloody. Talking to their rabbit Hemlock, talking about how he wants to give and how he doesnt feel right and how shes so tired and itll be fine if she just zones out for a little [dissocation] and then theres another voice and the weight of a bunny on her lap and "hey hey, talk to me yeah? tell me about your bunny. I bet they like it when they get really good big pets" and someone moving their hand and then theres a guy that hes seen before but cant remember because yay concussion and then

"I dont..I dont know you!"

"Kenny Omega, now you know me!"

"Jayden...Jayden orton.."

"Nice to meet ya Jay"

and then theres an entire crisis, kenny calling hanger pretty, keeps using they/them pronouns for Hemlock and he keeps calling her Jay and "my partner gets like this sometimes, hes really pretty- hey i should introduce you two!"

and then Jay just kinda sits there and loops the name Jay in her head, and they/them pronouns and how men can be pretty and maybe they could be a pretty boy? because everyone sometimes feel uncomfortable about their body right guys? everyone hates their name because it doesnt sound right, right guys?

....guys?

#oc: jay orton

[red-riot-rat]

ＲＥＱＵＥＳＴ: Hi!!!! I was wondering if I could request hcs for how dabi and hawks would celebrate their S/O’s birthday? 

HEY HEY!  Fuck i love this idea i think its so goddamn cute

Ｇｅｎｒｅ：fluff

𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: cursing (as always we know I have a potty mouth)

𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴: they/them

AN:

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【Ｈａｗｋｓ】

Okay we know this bird man is RICH 

He makes that money okay

So when your birthday shows up?

From the moment you wake up,,, 

Holy shit

He’ll have breakfast in bed with you 

(Btw he took the day off )

He’ll have chocolate covered fruit and your favorite drink in stock at all times

Literally hires a butler so that when youre cuddling he doesnt have to leave

During breakfast in bed, you watch your favorite show and your legs are over his, all tangled in the blankets

You stay in bed for as long as you want, all day, for an hour, literally hawks just wants you to have a good day

If you do get out of bed, you guys walk to your favorite shopping place, whether it's thrift shops, the mall, outlet malls, etc.

You fucking name it and he’ll fucking get a limo for you guys

He would fly you guys, but he doesnt wanna scare you cuz sometimes it can get scary and he would rather jus be able to relax his big ol wings

SHOPPING TIMES HEHABJF

Will blow a load of money on anything you fucking want

A random ceramic goose thats supposed to be for cookies?

Yes

One left shoe of a worn down combat boot that doesnt fit either of you?

Throw it in the cart.

Or if you dont want clothes, you can walk around the fancy part of japan and window shop or get really fancy clothing and walk around and mock others

Because he’ll do that with ya any day

Near lunch time, you’ll go to a really cool restaurant.

It looks like a massive hotel, and you and the bird man eat on the highest floor, on a glass balcony.

Its only you and him eating there, the only others the people that are working there.

You can order anything, from a single burger to a fucking shark

But if you can’t order without a menu, you can get one from the waiters

The menu is changed to all of your favorites, via hawks requests.

He also preordered drinks, just a soda doe

Although youre at a fancy place, count on hawks to get you guys sodas there

You vibe there for a little, eating, drinking , laughing.

“Birdy, no. I don't think you can eat that. But if you want. I can eat it to see if I’ll choke or somethin’.”

After lunch, you go and walk around a park, the place where your first few dates took place. 

You reminisce on the old lovey memories, and just its fucking beautiful

There are sakura trees, flowers, ponds (ft. frogs and lilies), literally a fucking cottagecore type dream okay?

You sit there in that park, sitting on a blanket cuddling.

You stay there, and just talk and talk.

Around 5 pm, you start to wander with him. You wander around the city hand in hand, and just explore. 

If you have a quirk, he’ll try to pressure you into using it somehow

(eventually you do)

And cause chaos wich is fun

After causing chaos to innocent civilians(safely), you wander back to your house somehow

Hawks makes dinner, as you dance around the kitchen with him to music

You prance around the whole house, singing along with hawks and his terrible voice.

You eat dinner on your roof, his red wings wrapped around you.

Suddenly

Hawks realizes something

“Oh wait oh shit. Happy birthday birdy!”

BRUH THIS BITCH DIDNT EVEN TELL YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY?

No, but his actions speak louder than his words.

You sit together as the night grows cold.

He squeezes you tight and hums the song of happy birthday to you as you fall asleep in his arms.

Your head rests on his shoulder, hands grasping his as you sleep.

He carefully picks you up, and wanders to the bedroom and sets you down.

He places a blanket over you, covering your body and he climbs in after.

He cups your cheek and kisses your forehead.

“Happy birthday birdy. I love ya.”

~

【Ｄａｂｉ】

god hes so fucking pretty fuck god i would pay him to step on me jrkkadfg

GOD THIS BURNT BITCH

He has the balls he will wake you up in the morning

Like full ass

He may be a satly, scarred bitch

But he’ll kiss your face over and over, until you wake up.

When you do wake up, he’ll whisper happy birthday to you like the cute bitch he is

“Hi, happy birthday doll.” 

I dont feel like hes not a big party person like hawks is,

Hes more of a 

I wanna do things myself for you, while teasing you all day to show you i love you to pieces

If you dont get out of bed he’ll full ass carry you to the living room of your apartment and throw you on the couch 

So then you can watch him make breakfast

Hes a proud man

He’ll sit next to you on the couch while you guys eat together

Your both just kinda vibing on the couch, legs thrown over each others

The good cush

Yes after breakfast he will make out with you kfnjajkf

N e way

He will hold a marathon, either of your favorite anime, tv show or movies

He may complain, and hes totally a fucking talker like shit like this

“Hes going to fucking die wh-WHERE IS HE FUCKING GOING?” 

Ngl you guys lose track of time and get so immersed into your shows and stuff 

You guys are so fucking hungry at the end, but neither of you want to cook

And are too hungry to eat

So you order take-out and just fucking wait

Both of you are ovedramatic for a bit and roll around on the floor groaning

Eventually Dabi just fucking scoops you up in his arms

And just starts parading around with you

Like literally you can like hit his back, and he’ll just fucking walk around with you over his shoulder like a fuCKING BAG OF FLOUR BRUH

He’ll answer the door like that, but the dude at the door is so taken back Dabi doesnt even pay and just closes the door on him

So free food

He’ll set you down on the couch again 

And then you guys will play fight, and before long 

Its just s kissing fight

This bitch is affectionate behind closed doors

You guys eat sitting on the floor, wrapped in a blanket continuing your journey into your shows

Eventually he’ll fall asleep, his head in your lap and you’ll follow soon after.

“Goodnight Dabi, thank you baby.”

#hawks #hawks x reader #hawks headcanons #hawks x reader headcanons #mha takami keigo #keigo x reader #keigo headcanons #takami keigo #takami x reader headcanons #keigo takami headcanons #takami keigo headcanons #dabi #dabi x reader #dabi x reader headcanons #dabi headcanons #mha #mha x reader #mha headcanons #mha x reader headcanons #bnh #bnha x reader #bnha headcanons #bnha x reader headcanons

[surrender-souls]

rating the mask of dimitrios posters that i found

i have nothing better to do so yeah

The Classic- the big red words are nice but also why is sydney greenstreets head so big on this... hes not even dimitrios whats the logic behind this? like id get it if it was dimitrios but its not... so im just confused. also it makes it look like his head is glowing. peter lorre doesnt even get shoulders on this one poor guy 5/10

Is this a poster? idk but ill treat it as one. they just had to shove everyone on this one didnt they. like some terribly awkward family photo. look at those faces, none of these people are actually paying attention to the photo being taken except dimitrios. irana looks vaguely disgusted, grodek isnt even aware theres a photo being taken, leydens gonna sneeze or something and peters just saw a bird outside. also that shade of green isnt flattering with this orange red yellow combo 3/10 maybe idk

getting artsy this time with a drawn? painted? poster which im kinda fond of, guessing this is spanish, most likely idk im in high school spanish i dont know what im talking about. well anyways its nice to see some color around here that doesnt remind me of old food mush, look at those primary colors how nice :) i like leydens teal bowtie very nice very fashionable 7/10 im biased

Blue- leyden isnt even on this one what the hell??? huh??? the blue is nice but uh... youre missing the protagonist... this poster is just kinda messy huh. like you have 2 dimitrios, you have that nightclub scene, you have peters with a gun yeah i dont know much but this doesnt feel like good composition so 4/10 gave it an extra point cause i do like the blue

the long one- ok mixing it up you have peters AND irana being the big poster heads... for some reason. they dont even meet. WELL! doesnt make me hate the colors its a nice combination. the three heads at the bottom do make it look like its some romantic thing though. a woman haunted by a figure from her past must keep things afloat as shes sought by three suitors, but things threaten to fall as her past comes back to her 6/10 that might make a good movie

Eyes... kicking peters off the poster for this one, you get dimitrios mystery eyes and dimitrios hanging out right down there. the knife in dimitrios is a nice touch i do like that, still it suffers from having an assortment of tiny heads did i even mention that i hate the tiny heads on posters? i think it just doesnt look good a lot of the time 4/10 nice green

eyes part 2 this poster is so cluttered jesus whats going on in here. gonna shove the whole movie onto this poster, gonna have peter lorres head floating up there huh??? 2/10 its so shaky in here

eyes. the third one ok this one is better, much better composed. you have simple eyes up there being mysterious. you have that one dancer? for some reason? down there? but who cares its better than the other two eyes 6/10

the longer one this actually looks like a rehashing of the blue one except not so messy also what are those little blurbs under the names i just noticed them. they really wanted faye emerson to be a femme fatale what? she didnt do anything of the sort she just got fucked over... also capri and cairo are places neither in the movie, other than that the whole statement isnt true... ok i was gonna rate this like 5/10 but im petty over those inaccuracies.... 4/10

ok i dont think this is even a poster... nice drawings i suppose uhhh peter lorre looks particularly irked about something though. like i do like the drawings especially dimitrios’ but you get down to him and i just. its funny. yeah... 5/10 work on drawing peter lorre ok?

yeah thats it. winner was the 3rd one at 7/10, good for them

#the mask of dimitrios #i speak #peter lorre #sydney greenstreet #coming at you with my niche content i love rating things ok

[astralglam]

𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙚

real name —  20-40-683 single or taken — in his story, he’s single, friendzoned so hard he explodes abilities or powers — not much. he has a marginally longer lifespan than the average human, and an implant that translates languages for him so he can technically speak/understand any language eye color — the left is very bright blue, the right is black hair color — cherry red, baybee!!!! family members — none! 683 was grown in a cute little tube like every other cute little scifi alien baby pets — probably tied a bee on a string before. priscilla has a pet cat named snacks but it isn’t 683′s and 683 doesnt like it  something they don’t like — judgmental people cuz they’re just haters (683, however, is also very judgmental, and is also a hater). 683 is cursed with a debilitating and desperate need to fit in (less of a social behavior and more of an innate, biological one -- atominans are very hivemindy like little ants) but also a deep desire to stand out and figure out who he is. both of these conflicting desires existing in the same time make him neurotically desperate to please others and gain their approval, but if anyone criticizes him too harshly, he automatically decides he hates you hobbies / activities — music, fashion, parties, every life experience ever. when you grow up in a weird sterile white jetsons city, everything on earth is super exciting so you’re stoked just to ride the grimy subway and go buy overpriced snacks at a coffee shop. 683 loves music more than anything, though ever hurt anyone before — not physically ever killed anyone before — never ever! animals that represent them — some weird colorful bird that loves to sing worst habits — selfish, lazy, narcissistic, attention-seeker role models — tears them out of magazines and pins them to the wall. definitely a victim of celebrity worship, except all their favorite celebrities are dead and have been for fifty years sexual orientation — bisexual thoughts on marriage / kids — would rather explode into a million pieces. the idea of commitment is stressful. would only marry someone for an excuse to wear a big dress and have a party style preferences — 60s spaceage gogo girl, plastic earrings and a big boxy geometric dress / 70s glam rocker with a fringe jacket and big bellbottoms and a hideous paisley print butterfly collar  someone they love — everyone they’ve ever met! 684. sid. priscilla. odo. clark. the list goes on approach to friendships — they think you’re their friend if you’ve looked at them for more than three seconds favourite drink — those fancy 12$ cocktails favourite place to spend time at — out and about -- going on an adventure!!!! shopping !!!! swim in the lake or the ocean — deeply terrified of large bodies of water, so probably neither their type — ironically, their opposite. they always fall for quiet, more logic/science oriented people who can tolerate their constant self-obsessed ranting and delusions of grandeur camping or indoors — i think they’d die if they went camping. they dont do well with nature.

tagged by —​ @kyrieleisen SO LONG AGO tagging —  yes

#whee hee hee #keep you 'lectric eye on me ; queue

[pettrichore]

dunno if i’ll be able to finish this. but so like dabihawks au where like. dabi does his research aka when he was touya he was with his dad once during the whole takami thief thing and met keigo. flash forward he doesnt believe a thing about this hero hawks. sees him for the fabricated person he has become. and eventually hawks sees dabi for who he really is and was and like vigilante-ish dabihawks. bits about the au and the snippet i wrote under the cut.

cause this shit gets LONG af

hawks feels fake. doesnt rlly know who he has even become

the commission kinda forced a lotta habits out of him and completely molded him into who they want him to be

he barely even finds his name to be anything more than a stranger’s name at this point. 

anyway so dabi p much knows who he is. does his own digging. and kinda puts some pieces together and sees how fake hawks is

hawks barely even knows if he shows any genuine emotions at this point. he’s kinda at a breaking point where he cant recognize himself and separate keigo from hawks. feeling like hawks has just swallowed him whole

he does show genuine things though. sometimes says or does shit out of line but he tends to have obedience beat into him even if he sometimes has a bit of a mouth on him. it’s mild tho

at the start of dabi working w hawks, hawks was very careful

it kinda progressed into keigo coming out more around dabi even though it was in bits and pieces

anyway dabi puts two and two together and realizes him and hawks are pretty similar and instead of seeing him as a traitor (though he’s sure that he’s not 100% on their side) he sees him as someone who can fit in with the misfits and he can p much fully convince hawks to ditch the bs

so the confrontation happens (see ending snippet) and hawks is like wtf just happened

and p much eventually there’s some tender moments between dabi and hawks and hawks ends up explaining how used he’s felt

he has been molded into the perfect obedient soldier; maybe sorta kinda explains that the commission is having him do double agent duties and instead of reacting badly dabi is p receptive and doesnt just try to kill him. instead he can see how badly hawks wants to break out of his cage and fly free and he deeply feels for that and knows how that can feel and is like aight well fuck them

so hawks kinda double agents on the commission?? 

and he does end up meeting the LoV and like sees how human they are

but also he’s like damn son but okay i dont agree w everything

and dabi is like yeahhh same ??? idk they are a means to an ends for me but also not lmao 

and then there’s some dabi spilling his guts as they get closer and get more intimate and very much boyfriends

and hawks is so livid and he cant help but fuck around with endeavor the next time he sees him. and like he’s just so much more distant to him. he can’t begin to wrap his head around it. and he’s so broken that like.. the one person that he saw as his true hero. that “saved him” is a horrible person behind closed doors

the one person who he was inspired by and agreed to join the commission’s forces for is just horrible

there’s just a lotta solidarity between hawks and dabi and a lotta shared anger and hurt

and they’re boyfriends and it’s great but also like hawks isn’t a horrible person

neither is dabi ??? i mean listen they’ve both killed ppl. they probs will continue to kinda do it. but it’s always just horrible ppl

like listen killing ?? not great folks??? but also like idk man.. 

they also def leave kids outta this 10000% 

anyway p much they end up ditching the LoV too. try to get some of them outta that shit. like toga who has become like a sorta lil sister for dabi in a way

they both just feel so horrible and gross seeing kids get into that shit

also like the girl needs some HELP. some therapy and rehabilitation idk

idk i love the morality shit with the LoV but might not play with it too much here

anyway they end up doing their own thing and the commission is quick to denounce him and just ruin his image

and try to kill him lmao they made him a perfect hero which could be a perfect villain and if he isn’t working for them he’s working against them (i mean he is) and needs to be Stopped Permanently

anyway here’s the snippet. my single brain cell that helped write this has left my body:

At this point, Hawks wasn’t so sure he was even real. His existence felt fabricated. Each smile or joke carefully placed. Each movement was calculated. He didn’t act out of line. His interviews were carefully thought out months in advance if not lies that he himself began to believe after years of telling them. His penthouse had just enough “personal” touches that when he had a spare moment to invite someone over it actually seemed like it could be a home. Hawks’ original motivations were squashed and were pushed aside unless they created an interesting story. His natural mannerisms that came with his mutation quirk were learned to be suppressed. Hell his own name sounded like a stranger’s to his ears. That is if anyone even knew it. 

“Is there anything real about you, hero,” Dabi spoke. His back wasn’t fully to Hawks, left side presented to him as he set a framed graduation photo down and fully faced the winged hero. Dabi stuffed his hands in his pockets and tilted his head to the side some, waiting for an answer. Hawks snorted and gave him an unamused look.

“I’m as real as they get, hot stuff.” He kept a casual air about his words, hands spreading out in surrender. “Not sure what else you expect.”

Hawks was on edge, but he wouldn’t let the villain know it. They were supposed to be meeting soon, but once again the villain pulled something unexpected and had been waiting for Hawks in his own apartment. Hawks’ feathers twitched slightly, sharpened edges ready for the command if it came. Dabi leveled him with an unimpressed stare. There was a moment where their gazes met in an intense battle, though Dabi’s look softened as he broke out in a lazy grin.

“Y’know... You might be just as much of a mystery as I am, Pretty Bird.”

“I think I’m a pretty open book myself.”

“I think you like to let people think that.”

“And I think you’re just trying to fuck with me. Can we just get to what you came here for? I had a looong day and kinda wanna get some food and some sleep.” Hawks punctuated his words by stretching his arms up high before shedding off his coat, goggles, and headphones. He tossed the coat over the back of his couch and dropped the gear onto the end table. He hoped Dabi would just drop this whole line of thought, take this as some sort of submission, and be satisfied enough to leave. 

Wrong.

“Oh, we can get to that later… You, on the other hand, are much more interesting.” He moved closer, hands coming out of his pockets as he crossed the room to stand a few feet from Hawks. 

“I’d love to be a great host and entertain you, but unfortunately I wasn’t expecting any guests today.” Hawks crossed his arms and watched Dabi carefully, eyes narrowing some in challenge. 

“That’s too bad. You know, I’ve been doing some research on you. I don’t quite think you are who you say you are, Hawks.” The winged-hero tensed just ever so slightly before forcing his muscles to relax some. He didn’t like the way things were going. While Dabi’s fire was his ultimate weakness, he’s sure that he’s fast enough to put a sharpened feather to his throat and end this all here and now than Dabi would be if he wanted to put the spy to an end.

“And who do you think I am then, Dabi?” He raised an unruly eyebrow. His primaries ached to shoot out and end this, poised at the ready.

Dabi blinked slowly, bright turquoise eyes disappearing for a moment before shining under heavily lidded eyes. His grin stretched a bit wider, tugging on where healthy skin met the grafts. 

“I think you aren’t the hero you put out there… Or the person you say you are. You like to say a lotta nothin’ don’t you?” Dabi stepped closer and Hawks’ fingers twitched but his arms remained crossed.

“I think you like to pretend to be this airhead bird. Like to use that name. Like to look like you’re the perfect little hero... You’re good at it, too. You aren’t though, are you… Takami Keigo.” 

Hawks had a primary feather in each hand, on pressed to Dabi’s throat. It pressed in just enough to draw some blood from the marred skin grafts. He could feel the heat radiating from Dabi’s skin and particularly from the small flames in each of his palms, but the villain made no move to use it against him. He just continued to grin. 

“What’s the look of surprise there, Birdie?” Dabi purred. 

“How do you know that name?” He demanded, crowding further into Dabi’s space. 

“Like I said, I did my research. Now unless you want to end up on the crispy side of cooked, I’d ease the fuck up,” Dabi’s voice took on a slight bite towards the end and his grin lessened. “And here I was going to tell you that you can meet the boss finally. Thought you might be real League material.”

Hawks instincts and mind screamed to press the sharp feather further or at least hold his position, demand answers. His judgment told him to ease off and soften the feathers once more. Hawks didn’t move too far from Dabi, though the primary feathers in his hands softened and returned to his wings. The heat radiating off Dabi died down along with the flames in his hands. Steam left his skin as he killed the flames. 

“Much better… We don’t want any incidents like that when you get to meet the boss, right? You’re lucky I’m a lot more patient.” Hawks wasn’t sure what this was all about but didn’t argue with him on that point.

“Glad to see your fake little hero persona is starting to crack.”

#long post #dabihawks #dabi #hawks #todoroki touya #takami keigo #dabi is a todoroki #dabi is touya #my writing #speaks #bnha au #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia

[rosykims]

OTP TWENTY QUESTIONS - TRISS MADDOX / AVA DU MORTAIN

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who can out drink the other?

who CAN but chooses not to? ava. who WILL but absolutely SHOULDN’T? triss 100%. neither one of them are big drinkers but put triss in a social setting and watch her instantly lose any and all ability to self discipline lmao

who says “i love you” more?

hmm okay so they both have their own individual and specific Issues around relationships, so neither of them rly say it all that much except during intense/intimate moments when it rly matters. but i think after a while (as in like a year or so into the rel when ava is used to it and comfortable) i think ava might say it slightly more than triss does, just in priavte together whilst Doting on her u know.....

who has trouble sleeping alone?

triss ! i mean even before they got together her nightmares were real bad :( but being w ava thru the night helps, to the point where theyre basically a non issue for her anymore. plus she’s a very cuddly person in private just in general and likes BEING cuddled fdjdjfkjf so not having bae w her during the long, cold nights is..... a tragedy luv 

who swears more?

oh triss djdjkffdkjfdk tho shes doesnt swear THAT much and never around ppl she doesnt know. usually just when shes distracted or with fwends having a goof...

who does more of the housework?

probably ava.................. triss is lowkey a messy bitch lol. not DIRTY or anything like her house isnt gross or whatever but she definitely just leaves shit lying around and never tidies lmao. when ava comes around she always ends up cleaning jsut bc shes Like that. as for things like dishes/vaccuuming/etc, mostly triss does that stuff bc its her apartment lmao,, tho ava will always end up helping her anyway bc, again, shes just like that

who forgets their anniversary?

triss :’’’’(((( shes RLY independent and before ava she took a very modern approach to dating so she rly doesnt.... consider those things too much. i like to think ava WOULD remember bc her memory is like. impeccable lol and she’d want to know these things bc shes somewhat old fashioned - but i also dont think she’d care enough to be upset by it. like she IS old fashioned in some ways but like ava of all ppl would probably agree that its not a big deal. regardless triss always wants to do smth together when she does remember lmao

who steals the duvet in their sleep?

TRISS AND SHES SO BAD ABT IT AS WELL. shes the MOST restless sleeper u will ever meet, absolutely throws herself all over ava during the night and if ava was as fuck-off-strong as she is, i have no doubt triss would succeed in pushing her out of their bed on multiple occasions

who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

neither, fortunately ! tho on the odd occasion when ava sleeps, she is sometimes woken up by triss sleeptalking during nightmares

who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

honestly neither again, mostly bc triss is so busy and her apartment is too small for anything other than her bird. triss is definitely the type to pick out the ugliest/most feral stray animal she can find and gush abt how cute it is tho!

who usually makes dinner?

triss! she likes cooking even tho she’s not very good at it. she sometimes asks ava to help her in making recipes that ava likes or is more comfortable eating, bc of the whole sensory thing

who plays their music out loud?

triss again ! i have a hc that there is ALWAYS music playing at triss’s apartment, she always has her radio or her speakers playing smth bc she is uncomfy with silence, and also just bc she likes to dance around the house kfdjkdkf

who hogs the bathroom?

okay.........i HONESTLY think ava. idk why but i feel like ava takes rly good care of herself. whereas triss is a rat who will brush her hair and teeth and maybe put a moisurizer on if shes feeling it that day lol. ava at the VERY least spends a lot of time on her hair imo, washing it as well as making it look so damn Iconic

who gives the most compliments?

triss ! shes a very sweet bby and u cant rly get thru a convo with her without being complimented at least once lol

who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

definitely ava, tho i would argue - at least in the context of their relationship - that its actually a good thing, or at least a healthy thing. triss HATES conflict that involves voicing her own issues w something, and much prefers to just bury it down or pretend it doesnt exist. which isnt healthy at all ! so a lot of their arguments usually have to do with ava trying to get triss to have meaningful dialogue with her and not hold back so much.

who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

triss.................i feel so damn sorry for ava actually lmao

who gives the other cringe worthy pet names?

hmmmm, ava gives them unironically (like. triss’s cousin once overheard ava call triss “my love” or “my heart” once and NEVER lets triss forget it) but triss absolutely goes out of her way to come up w some truly creative ones. 

who fusses over the other when they get sick?

ava !!!!! i feel like after 900 years she would be Extra worried abt that kind of stuff, and severely catastrophises abt how absurdly fragile/vulnerable she thinks humans are. like triss will get a cold and ava will still partially act like its 1183 or whatever and her gf is literally at deaths door lmao.

who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long

hm both ! ava tends to get frustrated a lot at everybody in general, but triss has an annoying way of cutting thru all of that lol. whereas on the other hand, like i said, triss just doesnt get angry, and even if she does she tends to just move past it as quickly as she can because she doesnt want to argue

who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

i think both, but in slightly different ways ! triss always wants comfort from ava, whether shes happy or sad or whatever lol, but i do rly love the idea of ava relying on triss a little more for emotional support once they have been in a relationship for a while, and once and ava feels safe w that kind of thing............like just letting her be vulnerable with someone whom she trusts, just for a little while.... 

who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

again i would say both in different ways ! it rly depends on what the q means by passionate. like triss is very handsy and quite physical w her affection, and ava is more into the subtler stuff. but in saying that, when ava does get physical its WAY more intense and ‘passionate’ in that sense!

#long post #oc: triss #listen nobody @ me w that header dsjksdjkdskjdsk #anyway i love them so much. oh u thought i was over them? grow up xx #EDIT: i made this last night and im p sure the new update has made the format look weird as hell so. thats nice :)

[ruiyuki-archives]

Todomomo Childhood-friends-to-best-friends-to-roommates-to-FWB-to-lovers Quirkless AU [Part 1]

This is an AU I wrote on the todomomo discord server eons ago. Since it’s forever buried in the server now, this is a copy-paste from the chat. 

Anything posted to this blog will be transcripts of old original work and not really edited, save for formatting. I have no guarantees if I will ever finish these AUs either so these will only be kept as an archive.

Originally posted: May 2018.

Part 1 (sfw) || Part 2 (nsfw) || Part 3 (nsfw)

Ok. Heres some garbage childhood-friends-to-best-friends-to-roomates-to-fwb-to-lovers quirkless AU that wont leave me alone for some few nights:

BASICALLY todo and momo knew each other since they were 5, coming from rich families as rich families do

(their moms were college friends or smth but then todo's mom got an arrange marriage w endeavor but idk lets just make enji's not as shitty of a father in this AU and doesnt abuse his family aghshcjfjsl)

BUT ANYWAY ye todo and momo grew up as childhood friends and their moms always arranged play dates for them

and momo's a super curious girl since day 1, and todo's his usual smol shy boy self

so during these playdates all the cute 5 year old shenangians happen like momo taking todo outside to explore her 20 acre backyard and them going on imaginary adventures, going through momo's mountain of books in their mansion's library, accidentally fall asleep together on the couch after a fun day n stuff

and todo slowly opens up from being shy but only to momo bc she's his first friend and a beautiful ray of sunshine and honestly who wouldnt love her

so with their families being so close they basically grow up together; todo and momo spending their summers together, always attending the same rich people balls and stuff that adults do but are boring for kids etc etc

they dont go to the same school so whenever todo visits momo she listens to him talk abt the weird stuff fuyumi and touya (dabi) get into bc theyre teenagers and honestly he doesnt understand

and at some point when theyre like 8 he talks abt how fuyumi is gushing over teenage shoujo romances and how kissing and all that lovey dovey stuff has gotta be weird and whats so special about it she wont shut up?

and momo listens intently but after todo's rant, momo, being curious as she is, is like "I wanna know what its like!!" "wat" "what its like to kiss someone!" "momo youre crazy" "No no seriously i wanna know! Can we try?" "WAT" "please :( kiss me :(" "..." "Pleaaaseeeee" "... ok fine one time"

he really cant say no to her

and so like, they have a little quick peck on the lips while theyre sitting outside in momo's garden on the swings

and a second later theyre like "..." "..." "... ew das weird lets not do that again" "yeah"

(Rmbr theyre 8)

so thats that until later.. 👀

when they reach middle school age momo moves with her family to america for a couple years bc of her dad's company

their moms still tried to let them telephone call or write letters to each other while apart

most of the letters exchanged were todo asking what momo's life was like in america, and momo rambling abt a new book or learning english or why on earth do american toilets suck (todo replies with a bunch of smug remarks and tells her to come home then)

momo checks up on todo to make sure hes making friends in middle school but ofc he tells her not to worry but really hes lonely orz

but then one day he gets a letter saying she'll be returning to Japan for high school n everything bc she and her mom are moving back but her dad is staying in the states. And she'll be attending the same high school as him!! 👀

and ya. That..  happens. LOL they meet each other on the first day at UA (prestigous school not for heroing) and theyre in the same class and they sit next to each other and wow this is too perfect

but also like, lets not forget, its been 3 years since theyve seen each other and well.

Puberty hit both of them like a train.

Welp. 👀

thankfully they havent lost their chemistry and (mostly) everything is the same.... but also different.

its like the aomine and momoi thing in knb; todo tells momo to call him "todoroki-san" instead of shouto and he goes back to (trying to) call her Yaoyorozu bc its gonna look weird to the rest of their class if theyre overly familiar w each other (especially with a wretched pervert sitting in front of momo)

but really they still call each other by name when theyre alone

(and also todo slips up calling her Momo a lot unconsciously still even tho it was him that suggested it in the first place)

and so, high school flies by with both of them being hyper aware of differences from when they were kids

shouto becomes more shoujo every passing year with fangirls and cherry blossom petals and everything and momo makes fun of him bc it was the exact thing he couldnt understand as a kid

they have a few moments of their own awkward suggestively shoujo moments too like in the home ec room on valentines day when momo tries to make chocolates but makes a mess out of the kitchen and todo passes by and helps clean up but they end up making a bigger mess and oops. Momo slipped onto the floor and todo tried to catch her but oops he slipped too and now theyre in a compromising position as aizawa walks in 😳

but does anything come out of it?... not really.

university applications come around the corner in their senior year and guess what. Their programs of choice are offered by the same university. And they both get accepted. Woohoooooo

and guess double what. Touya (dabi) suggests they rent a flat together bc why the hell not it kills two birds w one stone on their living situation (since dorms are offered to less.. wealthy.. students first or smth)

so they do. Theyre adults now. They've know each other for all their lives. Its good to have someone you trust nearby. It'll be fine, right? right?!?

WRONG.

neither of them expected to experience just how domestic they could be

ie. Momo walking into the kitchen in the morning to find todo, making breakfast, shirtless in just his pajama pants, hair still ruffled with bed head, offering her a cup of coffee

..... fuck since when did he get so hot. Wait what? Snap out of it Momo!! "three creams no sugar, here" "How did you know?" "Momo i've known you since we were 5. You like your coffee sickeningly pale that it shouldnt even be classified as coffee anymore" "..... thanks"

ie #2. Todo hearing momo calling him from the inside of the bathroom, while she's showering?!??!?!, like it was an emergency "momo what is it?" "Ummm i ran out of soap and forgot to bring a new one on the way in. Can you grab it for me?" "Wat?!" "Hand me the soap shouto. I bought a new one today, its in the kitchen. I left the door unlocked so just come in. Please!!" "... you trust me too much" he mumbles under his breath.

footnotes:

the ending of this is probably along the lines of oooo they realize some feelings happen and is it okay to fall in love with your best friend/childhood friend/roomate?!?!? and yes, the answer is yes

todo still does become friends w the deku squad while in UA

Theyve dated other people before the whole -to-lovers part (bc ya bet Imma throw in iidamomo or smth but it didnt work out) (gonna get reaaal awks when the fwb kick in)

somehow i'll throw in eri as dadzawa's daughter, some how

dabi knows

shouto doesnt even know what he knows, he just knows

> archives masterpost

#todomomo #todoroki shouto #momo yaoyozoru #not edited #ruiyukis unfinished aus #sorry not sorry #idk man just take it

[insertdisc5]

Yet Another Zelda Roleswap (the masterpost)

✨what's this AU?

Check THIS POST I DID that started it all and also the AU’s tag

✨in this au, the previous legends about the triforce are the same, aka “zeldas are princesses links are heroes and ganon/ganondorf is always the same guy and the big bad”! BUT THIS TIME DESTINY DID AN OOPSIE and ganondorf forgot all about his previous lives while link is the one who remembers them all!!! zelda just wants to travel and read cool legends and didnt expect to be part of one

✨ZELDA STUFF

-trans girl, found the name zelda in very very very old royal records

-she's like 16 or something

-seventh heir to the throne who wants to prove herself, so she goes on an adventure to save the world!!!!

-adventurous and impulsive and naive

-main weapon is bows, she also knows magic and sheikah techniques

-has six siblings who dont really pay attention to her. shes probably the youngest

-her point of view is very black and white at first

-even when she gets in the middle of link and ganon’s story she still doesn’t believe she is The Zelda of legend

-how could she she’s just a zelda, one among many, just a kid playing at being a princess

-(she IS the zelda)

-she gets a bird AND a white horse!!!!

-if she sees a weird cave she WILL go into it 

-would probably eat moss if dared

✨LINK STUFF

-genderfluid, uses he/they

-hes in his early twenties

-a man zelda meets during her travels, who seems to know a lot about old legends

-he can see koroks and fairies, who can’t be seen by most people

-gets all his past lives' memories after he gets the master sword, over a period of a day or two

-maybe link does remember his past deaths along with his past lives, but past deaths are maybe more muted…. less like he experienced them and more like someone told him about it. still fucks him up tho

-i feel like he’d be pretty nice and sleepy all the time, until you mention something that has to do with his memories (aka, ganondorf, but also like “oh ive heard some hero in the legends went back to being a kid to save the world or whatever) and he’d get this super serious, focused look… something like that, little things that would make zelda go :^?

-he just really wants to kill ganondorf ya dig

-SO MANY BOSS FORMS probably one per main title (kinda like xant’s battle in TP) (strongest/hardest to fight is majora’s mask link), and final form is definitely some twisted looking fierce deity

-as for his past selves he has all of their memories and its kind of… they’re not him, he’s him, they’re just memories that he has, but when he is very very stressed its “memories become actual personalities for a sec” time. 99% of the time its just him and then ganondorf is there and its like WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP IM TRYING TO MAKE A MURDER HERE

-he’s not controlled by malice or anything because it would feel like a deus ex machina to me

-in the end he doesnt die and he gets redemption because he didnt hurt anyone he just tried to kill ganondorf a few times hes good, and also zelda is his friend and an heir to the throne he’s got immunity. poor guy just needs help processing all those lives and needs a cabin in the woods with some fairies!!!

-re: his past lives, oot link SUPER HATES ganondorf while ww link is more sympathetic. links who havent fought ganondorf are ambivalent about him

-endgame ship is either with ganondorf OR beedle. beedle is the secret ending

-will eat moss

✨GANONDORF STUFF

-he's in his twenties i promise he just has resting old man face

-zelda’s old childhood friend

-doesn’t remember anything about his past lives

-gerudo king, very serious but fairly well loved

-lets not talk about malice it either doesnt exist/this ganondorf doesnt have any/this ganondorf knows how to control it. either way its not gonna affect the story

-”what are you wearing today king” “oh, just whatever” (its not whatever he spent hours finding the day’s outfit)

-found out about his past lives while reading a very very very old book, probably read it and stayed in his room for a week and then promised himself to never ever ever turn out like that

-genuinely a good person

-would never eat moss

✨RELATIONSHIPS STUFF

-zelda and ganondorf actually knew each other as kids! Both being royalty and all. legends do talk about a hero a princess a beast or whatever but don’t use link or ganondorf’s names since it’s been so long- it takes zelda and ganondorf both finding old, old books on their own to be like “AH OOPS”!!! Ganondorf learns about his past lives much earlier than zelda, who finds out during her adventures, and she goes from seeing ganondorf as a dear friend to being like “…but what if he’s really bad though”

they’re old childhood friends, you know, the kind that were best friends before and then grew up and saw each other less often (different kingdoms and all) so they kinda grew apart, and then zelda starting her quest made them reconnect again! Ganondorf is a little older than zelda so he always saw her more as his little sister who just jumps into mud because she totally saw a sword there i promise, and zelda sees ganondorf as her cool older brother who actually pays attention to her, unlike her actual siblings

-when link and zelda meet, zelda’s like “weird dude but probably harmless” and link is like “weird girl but probably harmless” and then she’s like “oh my name is zelda” and link goes “ah just likeWAIT” and he kinda observes her to… gauge her abilities? My Zeldas Were Better kinda thing. i guess during their final battle he’s like “you’re really a zelda, after all” and its bittersweet

the second zelda figures out link is also part of those legends she goes full hero worship mode, which makes link’s fall from grace… really… hard on her. ive been admiring you and wanting to be a hero like you all this time, turns out you’re not a hero and also Not Okay

-re ganondorf and link, after everything that happened uuuh

human brain: it probably takes them both a long while to get used to each other, given that one was almost killed by the other and the other has vivid memories of having their world(s) destroyed by the one, but after a while they probably bond over their shared uuuuh memories i guess. link visits gerudo city once in a while and they catch up and become friends and

lizard brain: after 100k words they DATE

no i wont write how it happens you will NOT make me embarrass myself in front of everyone because i earnestly wrote about how link visits ganondorf every time he’s in gerudo country and at first link just passes by to give ganondorf news about how zelda is faring as queen and news about the world, and as time goes and years go by  they start talking about their lives and struggles and just taking walks across the desert together and having sand seal races and everyone in ganondorf’s court is like “so when’s that little voe coming back” and ganondorf is like “i neither know nor care that its been three months since his last visit” and everyone’s like (smirk) “okay” and when has he even started to look forward to link’s visits anyway how did this happen and then link comes back and smiles gently and shows ganondorf this cool rock he found that looks like ganondorf’s face and ganondorf is smitten

takes them both Y E A R S to realize their feelings and then date tho. slow burn or bust

✨WORLD STUFF

-takes place in a time where the games’ adventures are only known as legends where they didnt even write down ganondorf’s and link’s names

-now that im thinking about it it wouldnt happen like THOUSANDS OF YEARS after any game because then ganon and link wouldnt be that worried about their destiny??? so maybe like 100-200 years after a game??? and the ppl writing down the legends were just terrible bookkeepers who couldnt even think write down link and ganon’s name

-(smash voice) EVERYONE IS HERE!!!!!!!! tingle and agitha the bug princess and sidon and especially groose who is uuuuum zelda’s rival who is totally not in love with her

-i think in botw its implied koroks are only seen by people like link and zelda??? so id say only people with uuuuh magical power??? can see them???? so koroks are just doin their thing, playing pranks, helping people without them knowing, and, in the case of makar, playing romantic music around couples

#Yet Another Zelda Roleswap AU #zelda #ref #im gonna put most questions ive answered on private so this tumblr remains pretty much art #but i might as well do a post with all the stuff ive said!!!! #i LOVE your questions and i still have some to answer but i usually put ask tags on private after a few days so #PLEASE SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS IF YOUD LIKE!!! #will update this post as time goes on

[acallfrombeyond]

1-15 micolash babey :)

cunt

1. Did you fall hard and fast for your f/o(s)? Or was it more gradual?

irl? i dont remember... he was a fave before i actually learned much about the game but i was definitely like oho... this one. in universe? slowly.. friends to almost lovers slowburn college au

2. What’s the scariest moment you have had together?

tfw you encounter your former best friend and crush in a nightmare after 10-20 years and you are currently chasing each other with deadly weapons and cosmic powers because he doesnt remember you...

and sometime in the unknown unending future, he forgets again

3. Do you want to get married? Have kids? What about your f/o(s)?

a family can be two crazy scholars, 100 adopted celestial larvae, and some bugs (considering the times i think they would consider marriage... but it aint happening)

4. What’s one of the more casual dates you and your f/o(s) have had?

mmm no proper dates... lots of staying up past midnight reading books and falling asleep on a makeshift bed in the old storage room theyve commandeered. later on, listening to music outside of mergo’s cradle

5. What’s your favorite physical attribute of your f/o(s)? What’s their favorite when it comes you?

his hands i think.... they’re nice to hold and he’s very expressive with them. and ummmmmmmmm my hair? bitch i dont know. pussy game immaculate or something

6. What’s your favorite thing about your f/o(s) personality-wise? Theirs when it comes to you?

he’s so genuinely interested in and excited about everything.. hearing him ramble about theories and the gods, its soothing and cute. and i am unknowable thank you

7. Do you share music tastes or not?

YEAH! poorly recorded gramophone classical music and nightmarish horror ambience from the void

8. Who’s the night owl and who is the early bird?

micolash doesnt sleep. he will go to bed at 7 am if at all. auguste stays up as a result and struggles to stay awake during lecture. in the nightmare zes fucking tired but theres no goddamn blankets in mergo’s loft. theyre improvising. micolash doesnt sleep, at all, ever, but will sit near hir and read if prompted

9. Are you morning cuddler or kissers?

well micolash cannot lay down without destroying his spinal cord, also hes averse to physical contact. but thats not gonna stop me! if they fell asleep together in their little study room before though, im pretty clingy so he’ll have to deal with it

10. Which of you can hold your liquor? Which of you can’t?

liquor: auguste holds it better than mico

blood: auguste can hold it very well as a result of the 5 hours? 10000000 hours of endless night? zes spent hunting and healing with it. dont think micos partaken in it much

11. Who is the better cook?

auguste by nature of being a ~woman~ in england in the 1880s

12. Who is better with musical instruments?

mmmm neither of them

13. Do you have pet names for each other? If so, what are they?

“my hunter”.....

14. Who is more protective?

auguste probably. its like having a child in a store and you let them out of your sight for one minute and theyve started a cult amongst the other children in the toy aisle and are now attempting to play irl operation on an employee

15. Who would level at whole city if the other got hurt (realistically or metaphorically)?

neither. micolash has literal brain worms and is doing his own thing. currently he would probably forget abt hir. auguste would cry a lot and go back to the hunt and die or turn into a sl*g. but ze might do that one anyway

#temp bborne tag #punkhazard

[friedbearconnoisseur]

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Dakota does when he can. He likes to spoil his boyfriend with the gifts he thinks Amore would like like a teddy bear or a pretty dress for when he cross dresses. He cant afford it often because he has to pay his bills and that takes out a lot of his money, but he has enough he spoils his boyfriend.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

As much as Dakota likes to say Amore is always sleeping in his lap, he likes to do it more often in Amore's. It makes him feel safe and more often then not leads to him softly purring while he sleeps because he can smell his boyfriends scent.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

Dakota and Amore both equally walk around the house half naked but neither of them would ever ask for some clothes to put on unless someone came over 👀

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Amore constantly tells Dakota not to stay up all not before he decides to sleep. But more often than not, he decides to stay up watching Amore peacefully sleep and pet his hair

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Dakota always tries to make food and things for Amore but he doesnt know how to cook anything besides instant ramen and frozen things. Amore still loves on him and helps him remake a new batch

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

This will never happen. They always feel too called out by OTP prompts

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Once again, Dakota would say Amore ( which is true, his hoodies have basically all been stolen ), but Dakota likes to steal Amore'z sweaters sometimes and wear them when hes lonely

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Dakota is the dumbass who will end up forgetting the one thing they need the most but Amore will always forgive his stupid boyfriend

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

Dakota drives the car, mostly because he doesnt trust Amore to drive. Amore is the one who SCREAMS directions and will say them right as the turn or exit is coming up

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Dakota poses just like Rose in the titanic. Nothing besides a damn necklace ;)

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Dakota thinks hes the shit so hes probably going to be doing little backflips through the lasers while Amore walks behind with chips and saying things like " you're doing great honey!! " because he will support his bf

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Dakota would be the one to overdose the first time due to his PTSD. However, Amore would also overdose on alcohol. Of course, Dakot would obliterate all alchohol from his life after that

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

They both do. Dakota likes to suprise him with things that catch his eye when he can afford it and I can imagine Amore giving Dakota little origami birds

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Dakota does it all the time. Instead of Maclin he says " I'm Dakota Skyes " only to realize his mistake weeks later

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Amore would be crying at the mere mention of a spider. Dakota just picks it up and pretends to throw it at his boyfriend

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Dakota always gives Amore his jackets. He even ends up giving him his favorite leather jacket

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

Dakota. Amore's sister and him dont exactly get along

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

Neither of them would really be the one to admit it. Eventually the tension between them would snap and would lead to them smashing their lips together

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Amore would be good at parenting, but Dakota wouldnt be until SOMEONE gets him therapy. Literally he needs it, please

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Amore and Dakota both type with numbers as letters just to mess with Cheryl because shes a perfectionist. It's fun to piss her off until it's not anymore

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Dakota would lay down his life for Amore, he would always protect him. However, so would Amore.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Dakota would make the worst pundit thinking their funny and Amore has to force a smile to make his boyfriend happy

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Dakota would definitely come home from work to find Amore with not even one puppy, but at least 10 in his arms. He couldn't say no to keeping them though

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Dakota loves to give his boyfriend piggyback rides and can just tell when Amore wasnt to be picked up by now

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

Amore would compete in some sort of activity at school and Dakota would be on the side, screaming like a soccer mom

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

They both love to do this. Make it the background of their phone everytime they have a new photo

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

Amore would definitely give Dakota a makeover, considering he's a crossdresser. Besides, Dakota doesnt know blush from eyeshadow

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Dakota would own a pet spider and Amore would ball out of pure terror

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Dakota would have to, considering Amore is short as fuck. Though, usually he just let's his boyfriend have the whole umbrella

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

If they went on vacation, I feel like Amore and Dakota would go to an island were they could relax and swim in a nice little beach front hotel. Dakota would be obsessed with taking pictures of his boyfriend. Who could help him? Hes gorgeous

Oc headcanons with my me and my friend's ocs Dakota and Amore ( they're boyfriends!! )

#gay #guysitsgay #vampire #angel #oc #ocheadcanons #theyreavampireandangelinlove #slightomegaverse #butitsdifferent

[sinha-ri]

Facts part 3 cus im tired but cant sleep??

Lily is left handed

Oliver had a friend, his only friend as a kid, named Sergio

Sergio may or may have not had a crush on Oliver

He was also the only one who knew Oliver's situation with why he dressed as a girl and actually thought he WAS a girl at first before he knew

Lily was Oliver's first and only love/relationship

Who he lost his v card to (and found he was a dom top)

Lily was only with 3 other guys before Oliver. The first he officially dated for about a year (lost is v card to him too) but it died out and they both understood/agreed, the second he prefers not to talk about (it was b a d/abusive), the third was more of a fling although the other guy genuinely liked him but understood when Lily denied him.

Hes still friends with the one he had a fling with (he was a knight >0) because he was a great dude who helped him

That friend is Valdis

Valdis is supportive of Lily's marriage when he found about it, cus f ya dude, Lily gets to be happy

Hes still a lil salty and sad about it though..

Lily is...a little spoon...and loves cuddles..but will never admit it to someone else

Hes also a bottom s ub all the wayyy

Hes also very vanilla in bed...receiving or giving

Lily is asexual so he doesn't crave doing it but like, doesn't mind it

Oliver is demisexual but tbh doesnt care much about doing it either so they hardly do and theyre both 100% cool asf about it

Jack is a boy and Pickle is a girl

Neither of them like drinking

Oliver actually has 2 familiars, a bird named Typhoon (name given by Lily, obv) and a dragon named Matt

His mother still lives

Oliver was in the closet for a long while because where he lives it was pretty homo p obic but he was one of those gays where just...everyone knew

Theyre both the emodiment of those memes where they buy the ugly shirt at a thrift shop that makes their eyes hurt simply for that fact

Alex gets a crush on Jairo and calls him "Cute farmer boy"

Jairo is oddly flattered but bluntly denies him

Lennally blames her being single and not being able to get a relationship on Alex

She just wants him to get married already and is this close to forging his signature to a marriage proposal

Alex somehow doesn't have kids??? How the f ck???

Oliver: I want kids.

Lily: Ollie, we're gay. We're dudes. How?

Oliver: *face palms*

*one day, Lily arrives home from supposedly trying to buy Oliver's items for the 3rd time (after bringing home a pet the 2 other times) and brings a kid he found in the street who tried to steal his money* HEY OLLIE! GUESS WHAT I GOT-

Lily is not allowed to go out and buy things on his own.

#facts #oliver #lily #oc #alexander #lennally #valdis #jairo #sorry im dumb #and that i do these

[coreytaylr]

do all the cat asks!!!!!!!

1. Name?- Pici and Mocsok

2. Fur color?- Pici is tricolor, Mocsi is tuxedo!!!

3. Any family you know (other than you)?- i dont know what this means tbh??

4. Age?- Pici is 2 yrs old, turning 3 in March and Mocsi is 4 yrs old, turning 5 in May (oh my god he’s so old!!)

5. Favorite toy?- neither of them really give a shit about toys no matter how many we buy them so :(

6. Nicknames?- i call Pici Babey or Picúr, and Mocsok’s nickname is Mocsi (or bastard)

7. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?- both of them are both kjsdfksdjf like, i think Pici is the sweetest lady that ever existed, while everyone else thinks she’s the spawn of satan; and w Mocsi, its the other way around, i know the shit he’s done, but everyone else thinks he’s an angel

8. Length of fluff?- normal length for both of them i guess??

9. Any funny habits?- oh man ksjddf Pici likes to announce before she goes in the litterbox and does her business and its the funniest thing ksdjfdskf- Mocsi .. is just not the brightest cat to ever lived, so when he wants to go outside, he will stand in front of the door and meow and scratch at it, and if you open it for him, he doesnt go out but just stands there and stares.. and he just won’t move if you dont nudge him

10. How old were they when you met?- we got Mocsi when he was around 4-6 months old, and Pici has been w us since the day she was born (literally akjfsdf her mother was my cat too)

11. What does their food bowl look like?- they have three bowls: one for the dry food, one for Mocsi, which is a little bigger, blue bowl w a cat’s head drawn inside of it; and Pici just has a basic aluminium one

12. Indoor or outdoor cat?- Pici is a strictly indoor cat as of last year’s summer, Mocsi is kind of like a mix? he is allowed to be outside w/o a harness (i know i dont like it either), but he comes in at night

13. Recent picture?

14. Old picture?

(Pici was only a few months old here

15. Cuddly?- YES YES YES

16. Ever changed their name?- yeah actually, Pici started out as Maki (which means monkey, basically) bc her meows sounded like monkey noises??

18. Eye color?- they both have yellow eyes!

19. How do they express love for you?- they purr and come into my lap, or sleep beside me. Pici likes to stand on my laptop blocking the screen. Mocsi likes to headbutt me, almost breaking my nose

20. How do you express love for them?- i pet them and cuddle up to them, pick em up and hold them in my arms - just the usual

21. Any theories on what breed?- nah, nothing they are just typical house cats

22. Do they ever wake you up?- YEAH Mocsi almost suffocated me way back when, by trying to sleep on my face asdhfklsdf

23. How much do they meow?- Mocsi only meows when he wants food or wants to go outside, so not much. on the other hand, Pici is very vocal (and has an attitude too) and i really really like it !!!

24. Any hiding spots?- hm. not really? or maybe under the bed or table

25. Do they enjoy guests?- Mocsi LOVES new people!!!! he will make friends w everyone and anyone. Pici…not so much (same)

26. Lofty objects to sit on?- we have this huge ass wall-to-wall closet in the living room which is p tall, they like to sleep there. otherwise, they just like to sit on tables

27. Wear a collar?- nah not since Mocsi almost suffocated himself w one

28. How much shedding?- Mocsi is alright, but Pici is a disaster

29. Do they enjoy brushing?- no:((

30. Ever drink from the toilet?- no????, but Mocsi does like to sit on it when the lid is closed dont ask

31. How do they get your attention?- by meowing? but i literally always pay attention to them so

32. Embarrassing thing they’ve done?- Mocsi almost suffocating himself w a collar or running headfirst into the wall. Pici’s p graceful so idk

33. Weirdest thing they try to eat?- Mocsi really likes potatoes for some reason?? and Pici always tries to eat my food

34. Are they like your siblings, children, or friends?- THEY ARE MY BABIES

35. What time do they eat breakfast?- after i wake up, so it depends

36. Do you cut their nails?- we only cut Pici’s nails (when we remember it)

37. Do you think they understand you?- i dont think Mocsok knows anything about this world tbh but im like 99% sure Pici understands everything

38. Ever make fun of them?- oh yeah. a lot.

39. Do you take their picture often?- everytime im home

40. Ever hiss at you?- Pici did!! i tried to take away a bird she caught

41. Ever try to scratch or bite you?- yea, but its all fun and games 

42. If you try to grab their paw, what do they do?- Mocsok doesnt give a flying fuck, Pici takes it away

44. Canned or dry food?- both

45. Weight?- Mocsi is 6 kgs, Pici is 2 kgs. according to google thats 13 lbs and and 4 lbs respectively

46. Ever got lost?- there were times when i was really worried bc Pici didnt come home in time, but they never got lost, no.

47. Do you buy them presents?- YES. just the other day i saw like, wine for pets?? and i really wanted to buy it but my mother didnt let me ://///

48. Do they respond when you call?- Pici does. im pretty sure Mocsok doesnt know what his name is

49. Do they ever see other cats?- yea. my brother has a cat too, so they usually see him, but who knows how many cats Mocsi sees when he’s outside

50. Declawed?- FUCK NO

51. Funniest expression?

52. Favorite place to be pet?- Pici likes it if you like….rub both sides of her face? and Mocsi likes chin scratches

54. Give them a head kiss.- next time i see them, i will !!!!!

55. What time of the year is most exciting for them?- i think its pretty neutral all throughout the year

56. Are they good at hunting real prey?- Pici was real good at it, she could catch birds mid-fly. Mocsok? nah.. he can barely eat his own food ksajfkdsf

57. Do they ever attack nothing?- attack? no. stare at it until i freak out? yeah

58. What are they doing right now?- idk im not at home :(( but its probably sleepy time

59. How long have you had them?- Mocsok for 3,5 years or so, and Pici, as ive said, has been w me since day 1

60. If you could have them stay as a kitten forever, would you?- i dont think so? i love them just the way they are

63. Have you ever stepped on their paw?- no but i did sit on both of theirs kasjkfsdf

64. Ever tripped you on stairs?- we dont have stairs so no

65. Any ear hair?- yeah!!! both of them have some

66. Favorite view from a window?- Pici just likes to spy the people who are on the street. Mocsi doesnt seem to know how to get to the window no matter how much he tries

67. Describe why they are precious.- i mean this whole post is basically about that kskdsf they are just goofy assholes who like to run around and fight each other. and sit/sleep on tables. and my laptop. 

68. Fit the cat stereotype?- Pici definitely does. Mocsok is like a dog in a cat’s body tbh

69. Chaotic neutral?- 100%

70. Do they enjoy following/ keeping you company?- oh dude yes, i cant even shower w/o them scratching at the door

71. Are you their favorite human?- i am definitely Pici’s favorite, but not Mocsi’s :’(((((

72. Do they like tv?- awwwwwwwwwwwwwww Pici used to watch cartoons when she was little, then she started watching like animal planet documentaries about big cats!!! but she lost interest. now she just likes to watch the things i watch on yt (her favorite is jacksepticeye. even if she’s asleep, she will wake up if she hears his intro. she would also like come up to me and meow at jack akjsdkjdsf its so cute)

73. Favorite noise to make?- i mean…purring…hellooo

74. If they were a Neko Atsume cat, what would their momento be?- pass

#holy shit this was fun #i love them so much :(((((((((((((((((((( #kriss.txt #ask #neidermeyersmind #long post #neidermeyers-mind #cats

[solarcal]

i was originally gonna post both my main characters at the same time but the second one is taking a while to write out and its getting rlly long so here just the first one :D @wolfstar-flatsky​

my boy Silas :DDD Silas is the first character i made and the one i literally built my other characters, story, and world around lmao

so tell me your thoughts on Silas :3 i wanna make sure it all makes sense ya know?

Name: Silas (pronounced Sil-us) last names dont rlly exist but sometimes families will chose a bird as the family symbol, Silas’s family is a raven

Pronouns: Xe/Xem/Xir

Age: early 20s? like 20-23 ish?

Height: on the taller side, close to max height, xe took a couple of resize potions and got lucky

Weight: uh doesnt rlly exist lol

Birth date: born during bloom so xirs family said xe was “born with the flowers”

Eye color: green, they were a bright vibrant green but have since dulled to a flat dark green (xe rarely takes off xirs mask so you’ll never see it)

Scars/Handicaps: Physical-has a burn scar on xirs left hand, its on the back of the hand near the wrist and spreads down xirs arm; xe has a couple of other minor scars, one small curved one on xirs back, left side by xirs hip/side, another on xirs right thigh Mental-kinda watched xir family die in front of xem and blames xemself for that because xe believes xir could have done more to stop it and if xe only didnt listen the other researcher(havent named them yet but they’re the evil guy with the corrupted manta), bc of this xe also refuses to use mantas or go too close to them Emotional-bc of the whole, ya know, family dying thing, xe is scared to get close to people out of fear that theyll get hurt too but xe cant forget what xirs “mom” taught xem so xe still helps moths and people in need but keeps them at an arms distance and doesnt let them stay

Outfit: mainly wears spirit cosmetics to make travel easier; tinkering chimesmith hair, anubis mask, usually wears the troupe greeters rhythm pants with the phoenix cape but xirs other usual ones are fire prophet samurai pants and jelly whisperers cargo pants along with air prophet cape, peeping postman cape, dancing performer cape and sneezing geographer cape, depends on how xe feels and the situation, xe also always wears a copper leaf pendant on a necklace cause xirs younger sibling before she died and a satchel to carry xirs stuff in

This is Silas’s usual outfit, made with @sykloni​ really lovely sky picrew :3

Family: (none of them have names yet shush) “mama”-non binary they/them, mom-she/her, older brother-he/ze, younger sister-she/fae

Enemies: the researcher in Gaia; as well as Sah(male valley elder) for reasons neither of them like to discuss or think about

Greatest Fear: losing people like xe lost xirs family, scared of getting betrayed again or watching people die

Strongest character traits: deeply loyal, once xe makes a promise, xe would rather die than break it, quite literally ride or die with xem; xe also believes in being as kind as possible, xe refuses to be taken advantage of but xe will help those who need it and avoids being mean or rude for no reason

Weakest character traits: refuses to let people get close and is automatically distrustful of vets, absolutely refuses to travel with them unless absolutely necessary

Sense of humor: doesnt have one any more, when xe was younger xirs younger sister used to make terrible puns that xe’d laugh at and xirs mama would make terrible dad jokes, as he gets better xe starts to laugh again, at the little things Avim does and says

Philosophy of life (Include how it came to be): xirs mama taught him that xe must always help those in trouble and to be kind to moth and butterflies, they were so young and didnt know as much as xem

Favorite colors: red but it hurts to see it so when people ask xe lies and says green

Pastimes: just wandering the land, xe’s got no real goal, xe is just drawing maps to fill the time and visiting pretty areas, it never makes xem feel anything though so xe doesnt stay long

Tattoos: circling the side of xirs right rib cage of a crown of poppies and roses surrounding a raven, around xirs left ankle is an anklet of leaves with butterflies flying nearby or landed on the leaves

Important Possessions: just the copper leaf necklace because its one of the few things xe has left from xirs family that doesnt hurt as much to see plus xirs younger sister gave it to xem to remind xem they are the wind and the sun and Megabird will return them to xem one day no matter what happens and that in this life and the following ones, xirs family will always love xem

Masks?: xe pretends to not be affected by things when it really hurts or to not want/crave things when xe does, xe has a bad habit of denying xemself things out of fear or self hate, commonly sabotaging the happiness xe can achieve

Affection?: its hard for xem to do that anymore, very awkward but like, letting people get physically close and hug xem, hold xirs hand, letting someone sleep near xem is a hugeeeee thing due xirs nightmares and the trust that comes with sleeping by someone

How do they want to be seen by others?: if xe was given the chance, xe would hide away and never see anyone ever again, xe just wants to wait til the end and return to xirs family but xe would lose xirs mind waiting around like that so xe takes to wandering

How do they see themselves?: deeply broken and incapable of being helped, xe sees xemself as like a tree branch on the forest ground, picked up by those one hikes, useful for a short time but not the best, abandoned when finished or a better one comes along, separated from its tree and useless, helpless on the floor

How are they actually seen by others?: vet sky kids find xem odd/intimidating but they leave xem be, moths and butterflies occasionally finds xem scary but quickly get over it when they see the Anubis mask, equating that to Prophecy guide and feeling safe

Quick judgments or careful deliberation?: depends, often they take time to consider but sometimes its spur of the moment things that he does and later goes oh god now i got this moth with me welp

Reaction to praise?: at the being xe just brushes it off and doesnt believe Avim, none of xirs previous moths stuck around this long so when they said thanks xe was kinda like yeah sure and moves on, not rlly thinking about it, assuming its the same reflex as saying goodbye to someone, but later when xe and Avim get closer and he praises Silias, oh boy this poor guy has no idea how to respond, at first he denies it or ignores it but when Avim continues to praise xem or insists on the compliment when Silias denies it, xe will eventually begrudgingly accept it and later turn the compliment over in xirs head, trying to find a reason Avim would say that or looking for a hidden insult, as Silias grows to trust Avim more, xe starts to believe him

Reaction to criticism?: oh u poor sweet summer child, Silias will absolutely internalize that, xe wils either do xirs best to fix or if xe cant/wont xe will feel terribly guilty and hate xemself for it

Biggest secrets?: the corrupted manta and the death of xirs family

Last time they cried?: when xirs family died, xe cried for days before growing numb and apathetic to keep xemself safe

What will they stand up for?: pretty much anything, xe has the view of being okay with hated/getting hurt so if xe sees anything bad u fucking bet xe is intervening

What was your character like as a baby? As a child?: xe very a pretty average moth, got adopted quick by xirs family and was generally just very happy and into facts and experiments which is why xe went into research

What smells remind them of their childhood?: bro bro,,, xe cant visit sanct anymore, both for manta reasons and the smell of the flowers and the ocean and such there reminds xem too much of xirs family

How do they respond to a threat?: depends on the situation, if theres someone xe’s protected, xe will place xemself between the person and the threat or tell the person to get somewhere safe, if xe is alone, probably get ready for a fight/argument

Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue?: again, depends, if xe can de-escalate it or talk it out, xe’ll do that but xe is also ready to fight

How do they perceive strangers?: xe tends to ignore them, unless they need help or something, xe just wants to quietly pass through

What is their favorite animal?: it was mantas but now its birds

Which animal do they dislike the most?: was crabs now mantas

Favorite food: cookies! warm freshly baked cookies is one of the few things that can make xem show emotion in the beginning

and thats basically everything! dear god this is long oh boy, i should finish with my second main character Avim soon so ye :D

#i love xem!!! #Silas is simply the best and i would die for xem #i will make xem go through hell first tho :3 #just give xem allllll the problems hehe #but its ok #xe will be alright in the end #Silas will be loved and safe :3

[bibbleboo]

Could we get some headcanons/more background on Abbey and Doyle’s kids? 🥺👉👈 I love the premise of this AU

YEEEEE (im just gonna ramble a bunch about the backstory i have so far but ill put it in bullets so its easier to follow lol i apologize for it being long as fuck-)

OKAY SO,,, first of all,,, doyle and abbey timeline,,,, [i am looking respectfully]

in this au, they get back together and have a sort of ‘lovers pretending to be enemies’ chaotic on again/off again hookup thing off to the side just between the two of them thru like Most of the final season, they try to keep it a secret (especially doyle who doubts the saturdays would be hAPPY if he was seeing her again) but in the end, saturdays ofc find out, probably are unsure about it at first, but she gains enough of their trust to be there for the big finale battle in the weird world mansion.

when shit goes down and argost becomes the vessel for the two opposing kurs (regular kur, and the anti kur from zak monday) and they like. explode his matter or w/e, i imagine instead of kur just completely disappearing, the ‘anti kur’ gets shot back to its universe, while original kur gets forced into a new vessel in this universe... the closest of which happens to be the unborn child abbeys unknowingly carrying. basically, what if the two kurs just LOOKED like they evaporated but actually did what happens when you try to like tape two same sides of a magnets together and they YEETED-

So thats how we have Parker, their firstborn daughter! and this... also implies ‘Parker Monday’ exists which. 8^) i havent thought about yet so forgive me on that but hoo, 

they dont know parker is kur, they got no idea and rly just assume kur is gone for good. but after they find out abbeys pregnant (which is a huge emotional trip for both of them in its own right) they do eventually sort of agree they dont want their kid exposed to that whole world of mystery. like, ik its a vital thing to the whole family, and ik these two people were probably voted least likely to ‘settle down’ in high school, but i cant imagine they didnt escape the kur/zak situation without a LOT of trauma, so while the saturdays stay in the cryptozoology field, doyle and abbey slowly pull away from the mystery and mercenary stuff, and also instead of going for big dollar lifestyle settle with ‘independently wealthy’ parenting.

also, neither of them really . grasp the concept that theyve even started a family, and are ‘together’, and that this is REAL, until around when she gets pregnant with their second daughter, Kendall. and then theyre like. oh nooo wait are we actually like boyfriend and girlfriend EWW-

when kendall is born parker is 3, and the next like 10+ years are pretty smooth sailing. as far as what the kids know/see, they probably know the cryptids when theyre little but. (tw animal death sORRY TO BE DARK I JUST??????) idk,, how long komodo dragons live/how old komodo already is and i definitely dont know Anything about giant prehistoric birds and am not even sure if science knows that lifespan, so. im not sure how long they could really be in each others lives??? i almost imagine parker would have memories of them that she assumes she remembers wrong, like “oh yeah they used to have a lizard and a bird... my imaginative little kid brain thought they were a komodo dragon and a dinosaur”, and as for fisk im still working on it but i . actually kind of imagine he might have a much longer lifespan (since lemurians are like ancient or w/e? and also if hes by dna like a gorilla cat or w/e gorillas at least live long af) and also feel like once he got older and settled down a bit he might live somewhere in the woods, maybe even his old tree? and the saturdays see him ALL the time obviously, but hey zaks gotta go to college eventually, a gorilla cats gotta eat bugs in forest, we all have to grow up and leave the nest sometime,

so idk the last time parker has actually seen fisk and she might assume he was an imaginary friend or smth but, 1. if i do write a fic they absolutely have to meet again, 2. overall the vibe is they know the saturdays are cryptozoologists, like, the same way josh gates does destination truth, seeking answers and studying, they dont really. know that theyre REAL. to them its like, a hypothetical science. (this is also part of why they dont realize parker is kur, she isnt around cryptids and therefore whenever her powers would actually show up they wouldnt be recognized) anyways parker isnt embarrassed or put off by it but just thinks its a little wacky, meanwhile kendall is obsessed with the world of mystery/paranormal/cryptic lol

speaking of the girls personalities;;;

parker is like. not really normie/preppy, even if she seems it at first glance, shes nice and has a good head on her shoulders but also is a teenage girl (inherently unhinged) and shes THEIR teenage girl (+5 feral) so despite her success and charm shes also very witty/crass when she wants to be, and deep down shes closer to the kind of person that would on pure inexplicable instinct put something random in your mouth when you’re yawning so you bite down on it afterwards. or like. that video of the girl singing in the bathroom while her friends curl their hair and she grabs the curler to use as a microphone before realizing its burning hot??? shes. the voice of reason, but the voice is usually shrieking in fear, making a cursed joke, or half the time whatever shes saying is actually smart. she kinda wants to go to college and travel, but struggles with indecisiveness and anxiety, so she has no idea where to go, what to major in, etc. and is again kinda just livin thru the typical teen life in that regard

kendall on the other hand is like. weird kid culture, the kind of kid that believes they are secretly a new supernatural creature each year (mermaid phase, werewolf phase, alien phase, etc), probably completely accidentally starts cults or witch covens at school (didnt realize teaching peers how to become ‘blood brothers’ and ‘make potions’ from puddles and stolen school supplies would be taken so seriously by parents) , very into emo/scene/punk/alt culture but not rly in an overtly dark/edgy way, more of a having fun and expressing self way. she wants answers for everything, really loves mysteries and being open minded, and definitely a rebel/adventurer at heart, even if she gets naive or in over her head sometimes.

the girls get along well! parker is not dismissive of kendall she just. isnt really into the same stuff/is more freaked out by it most of the time, but she would tag along on certain adventures, especially if it was to keep her safe. and kendall definitely directs gentle mockery towards parker a lot but does see her as a good role model and guiding figure, their bond is really strong!

other details !

doyle and abbey prob decide to say fuck it and get married after kendall is born, they probably have a few rough patches but nothing is more important to them than the kids now and in the end they understand each other better than anyone else so . canon tension idk her! family ftw! power couple! they intimidate the teacher during parent teacher conferences together hand in shady little hand !

their parenting style is exactly what one would imagine, 70% fun and sass and controlled chaos where theyre the bigger children than their children, 15% ‘this is how you hack the government and dual wield swords-- i was not supposed to teach you that im sorry’, and 15% actual guidance / emotional depth / etc. flaws might be overcoming their own immaturity for the first few years, and then being lowkey overly protective (while claiming they arent, but just bc you semi jokingly tell parker she should join the football team doesnt mean you dont actually hide 60% of ur life from her and check that her bedroom windows are locked every night and have 24 people listed in her school emergency contacts and used to cut up her food till she was 7 and-)

so abouT THE BABY BOY (Phoenix), 1. his middle name is leonidas bc im gay and i love emotional turmoil babes , 2. fully unironically the idea behind such a late pregnancy is abbey would be mid fourties when hes born right. so like. [has two kids] ‘ok birth control time’ [when theyre teens many years later] ‘ok im old enough to stop taking this’ [the hyperfertility curse that plagues many women rears its ugly head with one last hoo-rah]

and finALLY a very quick elevator pitch of what id write an actual fic to focus on;;; kendall sneaks into the attic to look for old shit bc they BOTH know their parents have been hiding stuff over the years, she finds things like a cryptopedia (now offline), the claw, maybe even a piece of the kur stone, and ropes parker into the long haul of figuring out what all this stuff is. and ofc the second they ever find the naga relic and parker comes face to face with it, [rest in rip] time for mom and dad to find out and all this kur shit to start ALL over again-

#long post/ // #tw animal death ment// #GOD THIS IS SO LONG IM SRY-- #idk what to call thsi au forreal yet so ill just tag it as #dabbey baby au #TY FOR ASKING THO HEART HANDS

[vanogla]

got any vanogla headcanons? idc if its in au or not all i know is that I Need Vanogla Content Or I'll Die.

aw fuck don’t die i need every vanogla fan alive if i want to grow my empire 

ah jeez, this list is going to be a friggin’ mess so it’ll be under a cut-

general headcanons

here’s my base for hcs when i watch their videos. please remember that these are merely headcanons and may not be true!

*Evan’s only mean to David when Tyler is around; when they’re alone they laugh literally every other sentence and make harmless jokes and its all feel good banter 👍

*they’re both awkward in public and avoid PDA; if u ask them abt their (established) relationship they’ll be very tight-lipped abt it（・θ・）

*its not a headcanon that they’re both born in the same year :) you may have noticed that i draw Evan’s height in line with David’s caterpillar eyebrows so that’s my height diff hc :D

*imo Evan never uses pet names or terms of endearments with David, he’s not comfortable with it, and the furthest he’ll go is “babe”. David comes up with the shittiest, most obnoxious nicknames for Evan as much as possible to make up for it tho, and he’s not afraid to embarrass Evan in public with them xD however the only legit terms of endearment David uses are “dear” and “darling” cuz he’s an old man at heart

*this one is a rather unpopular one but i can never see Evan casually calling daithi “David” instead of “Nogla”. I know its like a relationship milestone to call him by his first name, but i cant see it happening unless its for a joke (e.g David Blaine from one of the vids) so imo daithi will forever be “Nogla” to Evan. (However if it’s AU im completely 100% all for it yes)

*Evan isn’t as smart as David thinks he is (tbh David puts him on a pedestal), and Evan doesn’t actually think David is stupid or dim (shown when he calls David “smurt” when he gives a good idea). i fuckin love it when they discuss solutions to the game together because they’re so quiet and serious in those moments :>

*surprisingly Evan overthinks more than David does; he’s actually a doubtful guy. David’s generally more impulsive than Evan, but he can form a black-or-white opinion depending on the facts he’s given. Evan on the other hand will stay in the grey area- he’ll find some way to balance out both sides (unless it’s morally wrong then hell no- he’s def picking a side)

*idk how to explain this one but i really love the way they say each other’s names. I noticed in some videos that David will keep calling “Evan” multiple times to get his attention and same goes for Evan repeating “Nogla” a buncha times to show or tell David something- and i just find it really cute and dorky.. if i could i would compile all of these moments together (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

*just sayin’: when they call each other ‘owl’ and ‘lobster’ it sounds flirty as fuck

*this is sappy but i definitely think that Evan is 100% himself when he’s with David. With David, he doesnt have to be the coolass-motherfucker-with-awesome-one-liners, and instead he openly giggles and asks for help/affection without having to filter himself to sound cool (i think this can be seen in some of their videos as well). although he isn’t as comfortable with David when other ppl are around, when they’re on their own Evan can always count on David to be encouraging, supportive and playing along with Evan’s jokes so that’s why Evan is so comfortable with David ( ´ ▽ ` )

*fuckin hell they’ll always come back together; whether as friends or lovers they could never permanently cut each other out of their lives because their lives are so entwined with each other- David having Evan in his thumbnails/in the title, Evan laughing at David’s shenanigans are the highlight of his videos- and no matter how harsh they seem with each other they’ll always bounce back in the end :’)

*i think that they have a closer relationship than casual viewers of the crew think, and so they are forever a memorable aspect of each others lives (ye, theyre my OTP and BrOTP ヽ( ´¬`)ノ) 

*despite all’a this, i dont think they need each other, of course they can be independent and go their separate ways. but i just know for a fact that sooner or later they’re gonna see something that reminds them of the other and the memories will remind them of good times ^_^

*err i have like, 1 solid nsfw one and that is neither of them like penetration so they rarely do it. Its not because i have anything against anal, its because i don’t see either of them as people who enjoy being penetrated. Generally I don’t see them as a pair who’d have sex often anyway (^_^;) -however when they do they’d be laughing so much thru it ◎▼◎ (ill be posting a list for this veryverysoon! [update: here it is])

additional headcanons

here’s some of my indulgent hcs ^_^ here’s where the good stuffs at, cuz the general hcs don’t necessarily apply to these ones:

*David pining is my favourite thing ever like he’ll write a lot of songs abt Evan and he’ll post them and say that it’s not for anyone in particular but its a fucking lie because he literally has only one person on his mind when he writes it and sings it but he’ll never tell anyone and he sure as hell won’t tell Evan

*Evan pining is also v good yes :’) He’s fuckin scared that David’ll know that he has a soft spot for the Irish prick so he hides it with jabs and insults. but sometimes his fondness slips thru and his laugh comes out a lot warmer than he’d intended and his eyes linger on David and for a split second it feels like he knows, he fucking knows and yeah it scares him so in the end both of them think their feelings are unrequited woohoo

*i have a love/hate relationship with whipped!Evan cuz it feels like i stripped him of his personality but its the only way i can get him to shower David with affection so Welp he’s staying for the fluff

*whipped!Evan snippets: Evan longingly gazing at David like David would disappear the moment he blinks + Evan being bold and chasing after David because ‘you’re a part of this mess, we’re in this together whether you like it or not’ will really fuck me up

*Evan isn’t as giggly in some of my AUs. i like playing around with his GTA or Gmod-roleplaying personality so he can get pretty closed-off depending on the au. most of the time when he’s in this character, David will be the lighthearted and cheeky one to balance it out c:

*i love to treat David well but i also love to wreck him so cynical!David or insecure!David are some of my fav angst hcs cuz both’ll make him very very frustrated lol

*following the last point, David’s usually the one to fall in love first, but he’s also the one to doubt their relationship- so he’s hesitant of commitment and he’ll say stupid shit just to see if Evan will stay with him despite his flaws. 

*lowkey hero/villain au: the way bad-guy-David taunts good-guy-Evan with “little owl” or “little bird” or “plucking/ruffling yer feathers” is like, h o l y shit yes. (And don’t tell me you cant imagine Evan yelling “YOU’RE GOING DOWN” xD)

*for one of my soulmate aus, they’re not soulmates. they’re just two people who fell in love and decided to stay together despite the fact that they’re not “meant to be” cuz they feel like their relationship is valid, even if it doesn’t match up to society’s expectations. another one is that they are soulmates, but despite knowing that they’re supposed to be the perfect complement to each other, their personalities are incompatible as fuck and honestly it’s a mess of misunderstandings hahaha.

*that nsfw hc mentioned previously does not apply to most of my AUs by the way- ngl there’s a lot of sexual tension in my AUs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aye that pree much sums up my main headcanons (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ 

ive got a few more headcanons for cop au but that’ll come out another day on another post xD also i have a lot of hcs for other aus that ive never fully developed, perhaps ill post those someday as well lol

also sorry for the wait, i hope ye enjoyed despite this being late (::)

holy shit im so obsessed with these two i spent 4 hours typing+editing this fuck

#ask #anon #.txt #prompt #vanogla