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gojotojis · 3 days

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Baby Daddy

summary: you visit your sons father after he forgets to pick him up and he reminds you how he made you a mommy in the first place.

pairing: nightclub owner! toji fushiguro x slightly deranged fem reader ! megumis mommy

content MDNI: smut, squirting, dacryphyllia, breeding, slight violence, threats of violence, creampie, fingering, oral (fem receiving), vaginal sex, daddy kink, overstimulation, cumplay, degradation, toxic, unprotected sex, choking, slight fluff .

Livid doesn’t begin to describe how you feel, you had told him you were going to be working late and that he’d have to pick Megumi up. He simply sent a thumbs up.

Of course he couldn’t be counted on because around three o’clock the preschool was calling you to let you know your four year old was still there.

You felt anger bubble in you as you called your mother to pick him up and spammed the father of your son with angry messages that all went ignored.

you: you forgot to pick up our son asshole.

you: Im gonna gut you like a fucking pig.

you: keep ignoring me, just you wait till I get off of work.

you: TOJI!

Around nine you got off and drove straight to the filth he called his job. Your heels tap against the pavement as you stomp toward the front of the line, the bouncer takes one look at you and immediately opens the rope.

You roll your eyes at the protest from the people waiting in line as you make your way in. Red and blue lights flash as the music threatens to burst your ear drum. Your fingers thrum against your thigh as you take it all in from the sweaty bodies grinding against eachother to the half naked women dancing on poles.

Your ex thinks he a genius for combining a strip club and nightclub into one.

You shove through the crowd of sweaty bodies not bothering to say excuse me, you couldn’t give a shit when your hands are so desperately itching to wrap around Tojis neck and snuff the life from his empty eyes.

You reach the stairs to the VIP, and grip onto the rail as you climb up. You see him in his favorite section, legs spread with two girls on either side of him while he engages in conversations with several men in suits.

Tojis hand rubs circles into one of the girls thighs and you see red. You walk toward them with your arms crossed and a deadly look that can only come from a pissed off mother. You don’t play about your son, and everyone’s about to learn that.

You step inbetween the group, standing infront of them. The conversation dies down and Toji looks up at you before rolling his eyes. You raise a brow and laugh humorlessly.

“Is this what deadbeat dads do?” You question watching his hand squeeze the girls thigh on his right.

“The fuck are you doing here?” He asks and you glare.

“You forgot to pick up my son. Maybe if you were dead or had a bullet lodged in you, I could understand,” you say slowly walking around the couch. You lean behind him, your lips to his ear.

“But instead you parade around with whores?” You ask before your fists wraps around the girls hair on his right. She squeals as you yank her up.

“I’ll give you a tip of advice, both of you. He might fuck like a caveman but he’s as useless as one too,” you say before tossing the girl till she hits the ground. His green eyes narrow in at you before you notice the girl getting up. Her hand strikes down to hit you but Tojis already standing and gripping her wrist.

“Leave,” he says to her and the other girl. His voice is deep and commanding. You watch both girls scurry as someone laughs. You turn to see the men staring at you.

“I forgot how deranged she is,” sukuna says with a smirk, avoiding the glare Toji gives him.

“Have anything to say for yourself before I put a bullet between your eyes?” You question Toji, ignoring his asshole of a friend.

“You’re fucking irritating,” Toji sighs and you point a finger at him.

“Me? What’s irritating is that your son idolizes you and you can’t be bothered to do one simple fucking thing,” you seethe as he stands up and grips your forearm. You try to pull away but his grip is like steel as he pulls you toward his office.

He slams the door and locks it as you cross your arms looking up at him with malice.

He pushes you down onto the couch, standing over you like some intimidation tactic but all it does is send a heat between your legs. His hand grips your chin and forces you to look at him.

“You think embarassing me is funny, showing up like some psycho?” He asks, your eyes glaring into his.

“Answer me” he say harshly, his thumb running over your bottom lip and you squeeze your legs shut. The action doesn’t go unnoticed by him.

“This turning you on, slut?” He asks, his thumb pushing into your mouth and your tongue glides against the pad of it. He groans as you stare at him with big doe eyes.

He drops to his haunches, thumb still in your mouth as his hand pries your thighs open. You spread them wide and he hisses at the sight of your bare pussy, glistening with your arousal.

He pulls his thumb from your mouth and pushes your skirt up till it’s bunched around your hips. Your tummy tightens as he leans his face toward your cunt and your fingers grip at the raven tendrils of hair as he inhales. He groans as you start leaking on the leather of the sofa, hoping you ruin this couch.

“Always so fucking wet for me, only me,” he says looking up at you as you feel a large finger swipe up your pussy and your belly coils, it’s been so long, too long.

“She misses daddy,” he says, thumbing your clit and you whimper, biting your lip.

“Please…” you beg and he smirks.

“So fucking desperate, it’s pathetic” he says, your need for orgasm clouds your anger as you feel one of his finger enter you and you gasp. He fucks into you with slow strokes, knowing it’ll only annoy you. But your pussy clenches on the one finger he gives you and you tug on his hair making him laugh.

“Two or three baby?” he asks.

“Three,” you whine and feel three fingers prodding at your cunt until they slam in, forcing you to arch your back as he fucks into you like a madman.

His free hand presses down on your belly, feeling it tighten with each thrust. The wet sounds of your cunt fill the room with your cries.

You feel your hips lifting to meet his thrust but stop when you feel the wet muscles of his tongue press torturous kisses to your clit. You feel yourself shaking, when he licks up and down your cunt. His green eyes bore into yours, sinfully.

His teeth nip at your clit before his mouth latches on and sucks the bud that sends you crying.

Your legs squeeze around him but he keeps going feeling your arousal dripping down his fingers with each thrust and he curves then until he’s hitting that one spot only he’s ever been able to hit.

You cry biting your lip as your vision dots and your body starts to tremble, his fingers pull out and his mouth laps at your cunt like he hasn’t eaten in years.

His tongue flattens against you until he’s dragging it and thrusting into your hole, tasting your arousal. He groans and it sends vibrations into your pussy before he moves to your clit.

He laps and sucks at it until you’re bucking against his face, thighs squeezing around his head and you feel yourself tremble as you scream and clear hot liquid squirts from your body.

It coats his face, his mouth and his shirt as he continues eating you through your orgasm. You fall back into the couch slumped and tired as he pulls off you.

Your eyes open when you feel a sharp slap to your pussy that has you clenching at nothing.

You glare at him as his fingers move to lift your shirt over your head but you don’t stop him. Your tits spill out and his hands instantly grip them.

“I’m gonna fucking ruin you,”he whispers against your chest, his tongue grazing a nipple before his mouth latches on and the his free hand rolls your other nipple in his fingers.

Toji loves messy sex, covering you in his saliva and his cum. His saliva covers your tit until he’s moving onto the other one, you cry out as you tug his hair, hips bucking against his torso.

“Need you inside me” you cry out, feeling his fingers ghost over your weeping pussy.

“Please daddy,” you beg, you never beg unless it’s sex and he loves that because sex is the only time he gets to dominate you. You walk him like a fucking dog day and night so he makes sure to fuck you till you’re reminded who’s in charge. (still you, he’s delusional)

“You want daddy to fuck this tight little pussy,” he asks and you nod desperate to feel his body against yours, to feel his cock kissing your cervix. He pulls away and lifts his shirt off, you feel the urge to cum at the sight.

His bodies large and bulging with muscles, your nails drag up his abs before they reach and graze the large bulge in his pants. He’s yours, no matter the time apart, the anger and the distance. He’s yours and he always will be, you both know that.

He snatches your hand away from his crotch, gripping your wrist tightly before he forces you toward his desk. He tosses the picture of you and Megumi onto the couch before he slides everything off his desk, sending it all crashing to the floor. You belly tightens with anticipation as he bends you over the desk, ass up and cheek pressed against wood.

A sharp slap hits your ass and you cry out.

“You ever talk to me like that again and I’ll fuck you stupid infront of everyone,” he says before he slaps your ass again and you grip the sides of the desk, feeling your arousal dripping down your thigh.

“It’s taking everything not to fuck that bratty fucking mouth reckless,” he says as you hear the sound of his belt buckle and your thighs clench. It’s your favorite fucking sound other than the sound of his skin slapping against yours.

You feel something hard, hot and heavy slap against your ass. An all too familiar feeling that has you biting your lip, waiting for him to stretch you but he doesn’t.

His large hands grip the back of your thighs and spread your legs wide, before you feel his tongue on your pussy. His tongue licks from your clit and back sending shocks thrumming through your body before he pulls away.

“please…daddy!” You whine as you feel him drag the tip of his cock up and down your pussy, teasing it in your juices as his precum leaks out.

You open your mouth to beg again until you feel him slam inside of you in one hard and painful thrust that has you screaming. Tears gather in your eyes as he moves inside of you, his left hand grips your hip and his right hand grips the back of your head, threading his fingers through your hair.

He’s fucking into you with anger, his hand grips your hip in a bruising grip. The sound of your ass slapping against his pelvis has you creaming around him.

You feel his balls slap your clit and cry out. Your hips rock against the desk painfully, he’s tearing you apart, ruining you like he promised. You try to squeeze your legs shut but his knees nudge you open and his cock batters your cervix, tears pour from your eyes and down your cheeks at how full you feel.

“Who’s fucking you?” he asks, his hand moving from your hair to wrap around your throat, lifting you up till your back is flush against his chest and the new angle has your cunt sopping.

“Daddy, daddy’s inside me,” you cry feeling his tongue lick the tip of your ear. His hand releases your throat and forces you to look at him, his mouth presses against yours in a bruising kiss. His tongue swiping at your bottom lip as his cock pistons in and out of you.

Your tongue desperately seeks his, feeling the hot and wet muscle tangle with yours. The kiss becomes messy as your body tremors. He swallows your screams and licks at your tears as you cum around him, squirting all over his cock and the floor. You shake as he forces you back against the desk.

“Too much, I can’t” you sob at the overstimulation as he beats into your cervix.

“You can take it, gonna fill this pussy up. Gonna make you a mommy again,” he says and the thought has you clenching around him.

“Megumi wants a little sister, daddy can’t disappoint,” he says fucking into you so hard, it’s bruising your ass.

“Gonna fill this pussy till you’re swollen, my little cum dump,” he grunts as your tongue falls out of your mouth. You drool on the desk as he keeps fucking you and your pussy clamps around him, you cum again, covering him in squirt. You sob against the desk, it’s too much, your pussy feels abused.

“No more I cant, I cant. Nnnghh too much,” you sob feeling his fingers brush against your clit and your knees bend inward. He bites into your shoulder and you feel a rush of thick cum paint the walls of your pussy.

You moan at the feeling of him filling you, his thrusts become slow and lazy as mini orgasms rack through you until he finally pulls out. He flips you over and lifts you up so you’re sitting on the desk.

He pries your legs open and watches his cum gush out of your puffy and swollen pussy. You watch as his fingers scoop up the cum and shove them hard inside of you making you cry out.

“So fucking messy,” he says before slapping your pussy and you shake. He leans over you and presses a kiss to your lips, this one more gentle before he’s gathering your clothes. He slides your skirt down and helps you put on your shirt. He leans down and presses a kiss to each foot before he’s shoving them into each heel.

Guilt consumes you and you look down. It’s been a year since you separated, and he’s been trying to fix things. He’s been doing everything right until he forgot Megumi, and it hurt you.

“Hey, hey, what’s wrong?” He asks, gripping your chin and making you look at him.

“Why’d you forget Megumi?” You ask, your eyes watering.

“Baby, I texted you our inspection got moved today so I wasn’t gonna be able to get him,” he says but you never received a text.

He pulls his phone out, you inhale at the lockscreen of you and Megumi. You notice the several messages on his lockscreen from you and he reads through them, before looking up at you with a raised brow and you blush. He unlocks the phone and opens your messages, he scrolls up to see a red exclamation next to the his text indicating it never sent. You feel your hurt fade away as he sighs.

“I’ll make sure it actually sends next time,” he says and you nod.

“I’m sorry,” you breathe as he leans down to press his forehead against yours.

“It’s okay, seeing you that angry gets me hard,” he says and you roll your eyes.

“You fucking those girls?” You ask and he shakes his head.

“No, it’s only you, always you,” he says and your heart skips.

“Good but if you touch another bitch again, I’ll cut your fucking hands off,”.

note: ahhh this is like my first time writing smut fr fr and I was so nervous you guys omg… also deciding to join tumblr and write on here so I’m excited! Hope y’all enjoy and sorry for any writing errors, this was typed on the phone!

#toji fushiguro #toji fushigro x reader #toji zenin #toji smut #toji fushiguro smut #toji x reader #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #zenin clan #salemgojo #gojo satoru #choso kamo #nanami kento #sukuna #geto suguru

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mxstellatayte · 1 day

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Thoughts on if the drivers would use toys ( and what kind) on themselves and their partners?

ok i could only come up with a mtl for this one so here we goooooooo!

nsfw under the cut <3 minors please do not interact!

🧡lando norris

oh my god this man is SUCH A WHOREEE. he's actually the first person to bring it up in your relationship, and he doesn't so much bring it up as it brings itself up. the two of you and some other drivers and their partners are out after monaco, and something seems off about him, but you don't realize exactly what it is until you're grinding your ass on him on the dance floor and he is very, very hard. when you ask what's going on, he can barely say it without moaning because every move of your hips against his, making his own move in turn, nudges the plug he'd put in before leaving just barely against his prostate. safe to say that later that night, lando was a whining mess, gripping the sheets and head thrown back while you fold him in half with the strap he'd bought a few weeks prior in hopes of this exact situation happening buried in his ass. (got a little carried away there OOPSIES)

🩶george russell

george is actually a bit of a wild card on this list. his preference for toys leans a bit more towards the pain and restraint side of them, but he doesn't mind the occasional plug or vibrator. his own kinks make their appearance when you run up to him after a good race, kiss him, and press your hands to his chest so he can set his hands on your hips the way he likes to. what you aren't expecting, though, is for the outside of your left hand to brush something hard and plastic and for george to *whimper* into the kiss. that slut had worn nipple clamps during the race. his personal favorite combination of toys is having his hands cuffed to the headboard, completely unable to fight you off as you have your merry way with him. (as long as he gets a pat on the head and a shoulder rub with his favorite body lotion and cuddles afterwards ofc <3)

🧡oscar piastri

oscar is the flip of a coin. he's more than happy to quickly tie your wrists together with his tie if you're being a brat at an event or take his time lacing together a beautiful, intricate shibari harness to keep you in place while he uses your mouth to get himself off. when he takes the time for shibari, he'll take a lot of photos of you, maybe even a few videos to use later when he's halfway across the globe. as for toys on himself, he mainly only goes for a simple fleshlight (or lando). surprisingly, one thing he enjoys is laying back blindfolded and letting you have your way with him, as long as you aren't too mean.

🩶lewis hamilton

lewis has a very "if you're down, i'm down" attitude about most things when it comes to sex. as long as the two of you are comfortable and enjoying it, he's game on for a lot of stuff! his hard nos when it comes to toys on himself and his partner are anything that could potentially put one of you in danger or anything even vaguely involving animals. the first time you two really start exploring the world of sex toys of all sorts, he's constantly checking in with you, making sure you're feeling good, and if you tap out at any point, the aftercare is amazing bc he feels bad </3

🩵logan sargeant

oh this man LOVES fucking and getting fucked, and if there's toys involved, he's even happier. i can imagine him sending you a new toy when a big event happens that he can't be there for, and, to make up for it, he buys it for you so that you can fuck over the phone that night. he absolutely loves watching you fuck yourself with anything- your fingers, a toy, even using him to get yourself off is hot as hell to him. i also can't get the thought of him tied up in shibari with a ball gag in his mouth as you tease the fuck out of him, fucking his ass with a dildo that might be bordering on too big and jerking him off slowly at the same time (bonus points if it's in front of a mirror so he can see what a mess of himself he's making 🫣)

💙daniel ricciardo

the first time you bring up the idea of toys with danny, youre both high on the beach outside cancun over winter break, talking about all the random things two high adults talk about, and the topic of him eating you out feels. you passingly mention how much you love it when he moans while he's attached to your clit, and the idea of getting you a vibrator sparks in his mind. when you're in bed that night, the high long gone, he asks you just that, and you're so close to sleep that, when you wake up the next morning, you aren't sure if you remember what happened properly the previous night. you did, in fact, remember correctly, and when you get back to australia, there's a package laying on your bed. "happy late christmas baby xx -danny" inside is a baby pink suction vibrator that you cum with three times, saving a voice memo and texting it to him after you're done catching your breath.

💛charles leclerc

this goes without saying, but charles is more than happy to spend hours between your legs if he could. he's such a pleasure dom that sometimes you have to pull him away from your clit by his hair, and fuck if that sight alone doesn't prep you for another hour of his tongue ravishing you, you don't know what will. his cheeks, lips, chin, even the tip of his nose are shiny with a mix of your cum and his saliva, his pupils are wide and his mouth hangs open, breath heavy and fanning against you so perfectly. when you being up the idea of using toys, he's over the moon. when he finds out the toys you had in mind are ones you can wear to ferrari events under your dress, the remote hiding perfectly in the pocket of his pants? shit, he's on neptune.

🩵alex albon

what is it with the williams drivers being sub leaning? alex is similar to lewis in having the "if you're down, i'm down" attitude, and he's just as focused on his partner's pleasure as he is his own. he's the first to bring it up in the relationship, asking (very very shyly) if you'd maybe possibly under no pressure whatsoever be willing to try pegging him, and when his eyes light up when you agree, you have a feeling toys are going to start being a semi-regular addition to your sex life. on the occasion that neither of you have any (or you simply don't have the time or effort), alex is more than willing to have you ride him or fuck you himself, because i do think that, if teased enough, alex will top purely out of spite.

💙yuki tsunkda

yuki's idea of toys is much more unconventional. it could be your pillow when the two of you are fucking over the phone, the armrest of the couch in his driver's room, or your favorite dildo or vibrator. he's honestly kinda cool with most stuff, as long as it makes you feel good and is safe. as for himself, his favorite is a cock ring around him while you ride him, so that way you're both getting the best of it while he can still hold on to your tits :D he also tied your wrists together one time with a ribbon from the gift he got you for your two year anniversary and he still keeps the ribbon in his nightstand to remind him of you on nights when he's especially lonely.

❤️max verstappen

really, really prefers to fuck you himself in whatever way he can. whether he's fucking you into the mattress with his dick or sending you to heaven with his tongue and fingers or making you ride his thigh because you were being a little brat, he just loves the feeling of your skin on his. if you're being especially bratty, though, he will not hesitate to make you fuck yourself but of course you won't get to cum... why would he let you do that when you've been a brat? no, it's nearing overstimulation and tears running down your face begging for him to let you cum from the toy before he even considers giving you the release of fucking you himself.

🩷pierre gasly

pierre is a fluffy little fluff boy. just. the actual sweetest in bed. he prefers to be able to feel you himself rather than adding a toy to the mix, but if you're just really, really turned on while you're not around and feel like messing with him you'll send him a video of you fucking yourself with your favorite toy and it gets him so riled up he has to stop whatever he's doing and run to the motorhome so he can deal with his boner lol

💛carlos sainz

carlos is a very hands-on guy. he doesn't really go for dedicated toys per se, leaning more towards shoving your panties in your mouth or tying your wrists together with his tie. sometimes he doesn't even need that, though- sometimes his hand is more than enough to cover your mouth or hold your wrists together if there's no other option.

🤍nico hülkenberg

like carlos, he's very hands-on with you. the only real "toys" he uses with you are blindfolds and ribbons to hold your wrists in place. one time, he tried handcuffing you to the bed but seeing the marks on your wrists scared him so he threw them away after that :((

drivers i think just wouldn't be into toys very much, if at all:

valtteri bottas, fernando alonso, zhou guanyu

intentionally excluded: checo, lance, kmag, ocon

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industrations · 1 year

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The last of us AU from a while back where remus is joel and harry is ellie. I have a loooot of thoughts about this one but I don’t wanna ramble on here too much.

#these are like two of my favorite things combined #i re play this game every year and they did such a good job on the show #please appreciate harry’s little soap joke #he would also 100% be a dino fan #tlou marauders au

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reejindeed · 1 year

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Just finished watching the season finale of Puppet History from @wearewatcher … Wasn’t really planning on crying today but hey, plans change.

Thank you for another incredible season!

#puppet history #we are watcher #watcher network #the professor #doodles #no you don’t understand I was bawling #it was like one gut punch after another #this show is a combination of my two favorite things: puppets and learning

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retrovrt · 4 months

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DC x Gravity Falls AU where Riddler is the homewrecking dream demon possessing Jonathan. I'm cringe but I'm free I care so little

#combining my two interests is my favorite thing ever #jervis is in the place of fiddleford #jonathan is in the place of ford and e nygma is bill #i dont even care i like this weird combination so much #jonathan crane #jervis tetch #riddler

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rambler-in-limbo · 1 year

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They are very bad at rolling Katamari We think, but they do make a good pizza.

#felt like combining my two favorite things right now as a nice warmup #my art #pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #katamari damacy

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temeyes · 1 year

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ghostsoap but make it pride and prejudice

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whenthegoldrays · 4 months

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