#these just get hotter

[survivingandenduring]

Goddamnit 😫🔥

There’s MOOOOOORE

#goddamit #these just get hotter #how many more #where is the vault where these are being kept? #pedro pascal #pedro #pedropascal

[horsegirlhob]

Spike absolutely haunts Riley I fucking know it

#dylan says things #btvs #like. you are flirting with this girl you like. out of nowhere she says she is getting married to this guy spike #then she says it’s a joke. turns out spike is a vampire who escaped your government facility #your now girlfriend is harbouring him for unclear reasons #you are insecure about not having super strength. your girlfriend tells you that if she wanted that she’d be dating spike #you start going to a vampire brothel. spike reveals this to your girlfriend and you guys break up #you know at this point that spike is in love with her #a year later you come back and she is fucking spike. #also this whole time he is hotter and better at sex than you are #riley canot think about spike for more than 2 minutes without punching a wall i just know it

[her-soliloquies]

Here's that video of Bradley James swinging his baseball bat like a sword at Big Slick KC

I have no idea if this is the reason for merlin trending BUT you can't tell me this fine man shouldn't be trending anyway!

#he just keeps getting hotter #can't wait for merlin to reunite with THIS ARTHUR #bradley james #big slick kc #colin morgan #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #bbc merthur #merlin x arthur #arthur x merlin #merlin trending #tumblr trends #ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction #fanfic

[qwertystop]

Why are parasols not a normal thing anymore?

I mean, given all this hot weather – it’s shade you can bring with you! Sure, it’s not as good as natural, because the air and ground haven’t been in the shade longer than you’ve been standing there, but still! I carry an umbrella on hot days for the purpose and the more I think about it the more I’m baffled that nobody else does.

#dealing with heat #seriously #it helps so much #i can tell immediately if it's shifted to not shade the back of my leg or something #just from how much hotter it immediately gets in direct sun

[nicollekidman]

sick of this sick of this sick of this she’s THINKING ABOUT HER INJURY….. its PAIN not DISGUST…

#challengers spoilers #ART GET BEHIND ME THESE BITCHES DONT GET YOU TWO #11k likes just bc you think josh is hotter doesn’t mean tashi hates her husband cjdndnd

[junkdyke]

ima be like one of those annoying evangelicals who go around trying to directly convert people but instead it's me going up to masc lesbians with that ugly ass little tight bun and saying "please just cut it, just commit and chop the hair off"

#instant turn off that LITTLE little bun #like you dont even wear your hair loose just get a cool short hair cut #i promise its so much hotter than the poop bun #mine #wlw #lesbian dating #masc lesbian #silly #dykeposting

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Between the hotvintagepoll, the vintagestagestars poll and the vintagetvstars poll, my conviction that people were just hotter last century is getting increasingly cemented

#don't get me wrong! there's some contemporary actresses i still find beautiful and a delight to watch at work #like idk. olivia coleman. emma thompson. ANNE HATHAWAY #even ana de armas among the younger ones #but still. the amount of beautiful women in these tournaments is staggering #like i. hedy lamarr. julie andrews. bette davis. vivien leigh. audrey hepburn. irene papas. eartha kitt. #BETTY WHITE. BEA ARTHUR. #*RUE MCCLANAHAN* #they just don't make them like they used to #even the voices aren't up to par like where's my contemporary joan greenwood??? #do people who are attracted to men feel the same way?? were men hotter back then too? #hotvintagepoll #vintagetvstars #personal

[atinycafe]

"it's so hot, i'm literally gonna melt" you complain while removing your shirt, leaving you wearing just a bra. you raise your arms above your head, extending your fingertips towards the air conditioning vent to feel the cool breeze directly.

"come back to bed," yunho emits a groan from his spot in your bed, sprawled out on the covers resembling a starfish. he's wearing nothing but his chelsea t-shirt and boxers.

"why would i do that, we're both sweating like crazy," you mutter, your eyes shut tightly as you try to absorb every bit of the refreshing breeze.

"don't stand in front of the ac, you'll catch a cold," he says, shifting onto his side to gaze at you. a smile forms on his face as he appreciates your appearance. you're dressed in a plain white bra and his matching chelsea shorts. "why don't you take off the shorts and show me something good, tiny."

without responding or turning around to face him, you choose to express your annoyance by flipping him off, enjoying the sensation of the cool breeze against your perspiring skin. his laughter fills the air, and you sense him rising from the bed. suddenly, his warm hand wraps around your waist, creating a comforting sensation. you find yourself automatically smiling at his touch, as if your body instinctively responds to him without needing permission.

he allows both of you to tumble onto the bed, resulting in you landing on top of him with a startled "mmphf" escaping your lips. he playfully rolls you both around, causing you to end up beneath him, his larger frame enveloping you and pressing you deeper into the mattress. as a sense of panic overwhelms you, you begin to scream, and your screams mingle with his laughter. desperate to free yourself, you push against him with all your might, but he remains firmly in place, refusing to budge.

the piercing sound of your screams is abruptly halted as your other boyfriend enters the room, balancing a tray with three cups of what appears to be icy slush. disregarding the situation, he nonchalantly tosses his keys onto the nearest piece of furniture and hands a slush to yunho, who is still chuckling while keeping you pinned down with one forearm pressed against your chest.

"seonghwa tell him to leave me alone, i'm gonna die," you whine helplessly, attempting to give him your most pleading puppy-dog eyes. however, he simply gazes at you, taking slow sips from his strawberry slushie. the sunlight streaming through the windows accentuates his dark under-eye circles, making them appear even more pronounced, casting shadows on his handsome face.

"i don't have time for this," he sighs, clearly exasperated. yunho's laughter intensifies, finding the situation incredibly amusing, knowing well that he's the one who persuaded seonghwa to engage in late-night gaming sessions until sunrise. you adore yunho and his playful, puppy-like personality, but his boundless energy can be exhausting, especially when you're pinned down, struggling for breath. feeling defeated, you gaze at your untouched slushie, resting silently on the nightstand beside you.

"yunho, i'm sweating so much right now, i don't think you wanna be this close to me," you attempt to persuade your boyfriend to move away, but he looks at you with a perplexed expression. he leans down and presses his head against your neck, and you feel his tongue, cold from his drink, glide from the base of your neck to the side of your jaw. "what the fuck! get off!" you forcefully place your palms against his chest and manage to push him away, creating enough space for you to peer down at his smirking face.

"you taste good," he smiles in response, his tone casual as if he didn't just do the most out of pocket shit you've ever witnessed.

"move," seonghwa grumbles as he slips into his side of the bed beside you. he briefly closes his eyes, allowing a moment of rest while yunho nudges both of you to the left on the spacious bed. seonghwa sits up again, removing his t-shirt just as you did earlier. your gaze wanders over the expanse of his well-defined chest, sweat causing his abs to gleam in the sunlight, giving his physique an almost ethereal quality

"thirsty?" you hear yunho whisper in your ear, and you can sense that he caught on to the way you glanced at seonghwa, implying a sexual undertone. however, you genuinely feel parched and in need of a drink.

"yeah, seonghwa please?" you request, pointing towards the nearby cup behind him. he turns to you and goes to retrieve it, but instead of handing it to you, he brings the straw to his own lips, savoring the taste of the orange beverage, "fuck i knew i should've taken peach, it's so fucking good."

he turns towards you and laughs upon witnessing your betrayed expression. "don't look at me like that, i just wanted to taste, here baby take," he says, taking another sip before pushing yunho away from your body. he then brings his lips to yours, guiding the liquid into your mouth, and you willingly accept it, feeling it slide down your throat as his tongue brushes against the roof of your mouth. pulling back, he licks the trail of liquid that had escaped your mouth and landed on the side of your cheek.

"want more?" he asks, and when you nod in agreement, he pushes the straw to yunho's lips.

masterlist

#dying under morocco's heat #love my home country but i need to get back to canada asap i hate sweating #just checked it's hotter in canada i'm cryin #ateez #x reader #fluff #soft hour #soft thoughts #blurb #imagines #scenarios #headcannon #headcanon #x you #x yn #x y/n #seonghwa #yunho #poly #reverse harem

[heartsgettingwiser62]

So when are we as a fandom going to stop pretending that jonathan byers isn't one of the best written and most interesting characters in st

#no cause it PAINS me to see how underrated he is #the amount of angst this guy has?? all the complicated feelings inside him??? his relationships with other people??? #the way he loves and hates and manages to survive??? i could write for hours all the internal dialogue going through his head #he's such a complex character and we just brush him off???? i genuinely dont get how hes not more popular #'but steve is hotter 🥺🥺' i am going to rip my skin off. #anyways thats it that was the rant #im rewatching s1 and istg i want to EAT his character #i need more content abt him i need discussion i need a statue of jonathan byers in every corner of every city #is that going a bit too far? #naahh #anyways it wont happen but s5 jonathan protagonist plsplspls im begging you #jonathan byers #stranger things #stranger things 5 #st5 #st #jancy #byler #<<<target audience

[misty-missdee]

Awoo~

#ootd #babybabybaby #oh dee #queer #trans #nonbinary #i had to go do adult stuff #note the bag of binder of important documents #i love this jacket #felt frexcsh #also demoing my new rings #warlord Dee Mornings #kiss the ring baby #the jacket and longsleeve come off to reveal the tank whenever i get into a serious yakuza confrontation #but also i just did bc it was colder in the morning and hotter once the sun came out #suns out gunsout etcetc

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

#steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things #someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please. #bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed #and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her #and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine #but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his #he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler #and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy #except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be #he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored #because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile #but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him #kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has #because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie #it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done #and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play #because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected.... #anyway idk where i'm going with this

[mens-rights-activia]

Hello! Are you by chance selling ad reblogs? If yes, how much do they cost per reblog? Thanks!

#the fuck is selling as reblogs??? #this internet hell just keeps getting hotter somehow #if you’re reading this and you’re interested tho #go do this person #get your coin I guess #this coin just ain’t for me

[show-your-fangs]

good morning 😩

#thomas gibson #aaron hotchner #thomas gibson just gets hotter every day #how fucking DARE he #i am on the floor #having a heart attack #need mouth to mouth

[hotgirlmuseboardxo]

andddd a moment of silence for every mf who’s fumbled me in their life lol :)

#and i just keep getting hotter :) neverrrr forget that #hotgirlmuseboard

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Shadow Milk loves Pure Vanilla.

But not in the lovey dovey way, and certainly not the way Pure Vanilla loves White Lily.

He loves him like how a child has a favorite doll, or how a cat has a favorite toy, or how a rich woman loves her quivering little chihuahua. He says he loves him, and he smothers him almost nearly as much, but he still hurts him. And it’s not his fault the man looks so handsome when he’s crying.

Well, maybe it is a little. But he won’t admit that.

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #I’m not expanding on this I was just Thinking #I don’t really write angst all that well sorry #this is just something that appeared in my brain #sm seeing pv: damn your hot but I bet you’d be hotter if you were a sobbing wreck on the floor <3 #we have the same taste in men: wet napkins #inspo was my cat and his lil catnip squirrel whom he sleeps with in his cat tree (which he is getting too fat for)

[whos-hotter-jjba]

JoJo Showdown - Final Round

#and there we go #btw you know whats really funny? joseph is the youngest one here #jolyne and johnny are both 19 and at this point joseph is 18 #jolyne is obviously going to get this one BUT its a great competition were all just a website of lesbians #the loves of my life are fighting and i have to vote against joseph :( but its okay baby i still love your fuckboy vibes #joseph joestar #jolyne cujoh #jolyne kujo #kujo jolyne #johnny joestar #battle tendency #stone ocean #steel ball run #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #who's hotter jjba #the jojo mini tournament