it's kinda funny that at my last endocrinologist appointment she was like "oh nice you've got more facial hair. have you started growing it out a bit bc people still misgendered you???" like genuinely confused that that might happen and i wanted to be like girl i still get misgendered even with facial hair
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cryptid enthusiasts really be like "so we're close right" about to infodump to you and don't even wait for an answer
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Inspired by a convo with a friend:
The doctors and the nhs telling you that your problems are based on your smoking habits is the adult version of parents always going ‘it’s because of that damn phone’.
No neither me or my friend (@mlmxreader) will take criticism.
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I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part
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"Protect bad drag" is like every other "protect bad art" to me. Because if you only ever see the most polished and editorial final product, you'll never think that you can begin making that same art. You'll think you've been priced out of expressing yourself. You'll think beauty is behind a paywall. And that is poison, 100% of the time.
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being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
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same old married couple, another adopted child
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They deserve to have a quiet moment for themselves (and Zuko is seriously questioning his taste in men)
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Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.
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