#they shouldn’t be/j

[spiderversegf]

i’d name him Squant btw. if u even care

#🍜 #i accidentally named him this and i can’t stop laughing and it’s been way too long this shouldn’t be funny anymore #if u see this rb it. i need everyone to see squant #i don’t even own a squant but clearly a purchase is in order #dm me for paypal! #/j lmao #squant is short for squanthony also

[soni-dragon]

no nightingales.

[ID: A drawing of a black bird falling with Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens kissing in the center of its chest. In the bird’s wings there are paintings of two stars and a purple and red nebula respectively. The background is a light brown color, and text in the bottom right corner reads, “hear that?” /End ID]

#probably shouldn’t have listened to ruin while drawing this #:’) #my art #good omens #good omens spoilers #gomens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #Crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #aziraphale x crowley #anthony janthony crowley #anthony j crowley #a.z. fell

[staybeautifulmp3]

SUITS -> 3x16 “No Way Out”

#IM SORRY ITS SO LONG LMAO. I NEED THE WHOLE CONVERSATION CUS ITS SO CRAZY #took me a whole two days cus the scene is so long lol #anyway . HARVEY LITERALLY ADMITS HE BECAME HIS MOTHER!!!! #AND THEN TELLS MIKE ITS ALL HIS FAULT AND MIKE SHOULD BLAME HIM!!! #suitsedit #marvey #marveyedit #suits usa #suits tv #patrick j adams #gabriel macht #amanda.doc #amanda.gif #suits #also yeah these are a little pixelated i KNEW i shouldn’t have cropped and resized at the same time but i don’t care enough to fix it lmao #suitsposting #userpunk

[simmanin]

that ship being referred to as ‘forbidden love’ is actually laughable

We are talking about two grown ass adults who have full autonomy over their bodies. All they have to do is grow a backbone and call Rhys out on his bullshit. OR talk to Elain’s sister (AKA their HIGH LADY) and she would get on Rhysand’s ass so fast.

Like I’m sorry but the sneaking around wouldn’t make for a good story. What would there be to learn there? Will they heal and grow while hiding in the shadows? While keeping secrets from their loved ones? Constantly looking over their shoulders so no one sees them? Also, Elain already feels rejected (hence why she gave the necklace back after Az called their almost kiss a mistake), why would she sneak around with him? In her mind, she’d probably view them hiding it as him feeling ashamed of her. That doesn’t sound like a very good love story, IN MY OPINION.

I just find it hard to see any romance in their story, if SJM goes the ‘forbidden love’ route. They’re not forbidden. If they really truly wanted to be together, then Rhysand would not be able to get in the way of that.

Plus, they both deserve to be loved loud and proudly. A love hidden in the shadows cannot grow. It cannot bloom. They can never fully love one another if they feel the need to hide it. Why do so many people want a secret, hidden love story between two characters who clearly have issues from past rejections?

Sarah Janet Maas, please free them from the shackles of this ‘forbidden love’ trope, I beg you 😭

#pro lucien vanserra #pro elain archeron #pro azriel acotar #pro gwyneth berdara #pro elucien #pro gwynriel #pro love shouldn’t be hidden #acotar #anti elriel #anti e/riel #acosf #acosf bonus chapter #sjm #sarah j maas

[wilsonfanboy]

If you need to be mean

Be mean to me.

#Amanda shouldn’t really be on here but I need to be mean to her sometimes #someone make one of these with me and her /j #gay #sawposting #saw movies #saw franchise #saw #saw 2004 #adam stanheight #adam saw #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #lawrence saw #amanda saw #amanda young #john kramer #the scott tibbs documentary #scott tibbs

[infamous-if]

im down bad for chris 😩

CHRIS??? HE’S ABOUT TO GET MARRIED??

#inbox #j/ #he has said like 3 lines max so far #actually I shouldn’t even say this considering a certain affair route… #i don’t think I even described him well I need to fix that 😭

[whathehe11]

Fanart of human Crowley and Aziraphale uni aged. Sharing a cigarette indoors.

#crowley #good omens #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens human au #good omens fanwork #good omens fanart #crowley fanart #fanart #aziraphale fanart #aziraphale fell #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #aziracrow fanart #smoking #please don’t smoke inside #they really shouldn’t be doing that #but alas #whathehelldraws

[fixaidea]

Today in the Support Group of Darkness-Adjacent Non-Villains:

Hua Cheng saw an opportunity to shit-talk a different and possibly even worse corner of Heaven than the one he’s used to.

Wei Wuxian saw someone in need of more alcohol.

…And Mo Ran saw Shipping Drama and needed All the Details.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #anthony j crowley #wei wuxian #hua cheng #mo ran #crossover #no hate just fun! #shouldn’t have to say this but people are being Melodramatic

[goldensunset]

*grabs gamefreak by the shoulders* what exactly does ‘z-a’ mean. answer quickly

#obviously there are a number of things but like please help us before our minds start to run insane #we shouldn’t have to theorize about and need to explain the meaning behind a cryptic title. what is this kingdom hearts #/j #pokémon #legends z a

[24-guy]

Richie’s having a popsicle.

Max is not used to gay panik.

God save that man.

#asks #anon #anonymous #j is talking again #not me debating if i should or shouldn’t tag the ship #yeah i will #fuck it #michie

[blaithnne]

*submits this to your inbox and turns off my phone*

IM CRYING YOURE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW

#I drew all the thing sketches yesterday and scheduled them to post over three days #not expecting us all to go insane over the thing today #like as hard as we did #I don’t plan on slowing down tomorrow I’m still not ok #I have many things queued #can’t believe Kaisa’s losing to the thing #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #Hilda johanna #Johanna hilda #Hilda kaisa #Kaisa hilda #sketchbook ship #kaisanna #ty for the ask! #I think #maybe I shouldn’t encourage this behaviour actually #/j #smartheart #the thing hilda #Hilda the thing

[pufffinn]

going back to my roots 😔🤌

#art #ninjago #fanart #lloyd garmadon #my art #digital art #don’t repost #ninjago lloyd #possessed lloyd #ninjago s5 #artwork #listennn s5 still hits bro #so good #i shouldn’t be posting this at 1am it’s not good for the economy /j #bees art

[hiccupbutpurple]

Being deeply into httyd sucks sometimes

I just listened to Downtown by Macklemore and thought wow replace mopeds with Dragons and this is Hiccup…what am I supposed to do with that

:|

#modern Hiccup doesn’t ride motorbikes he rides mopeds /j #it shouldn’t work #and yet here I am #httyd #rtte #hiccup haddock

[kiwisandpearls]

had a bit of a bad day today (not gonna go into details) so here’s a selfship imagine for mostly self indulgence purposes.

Your parental f/o sees you crying when you come home. They inquire you as to why you are crying, worried that someone hurt you. You just shake your head, you don’t wanna let them know. They understand though, they don’t want to push you. They ask you if it’s ok if they touch you and if yes they envelope you in a comforting hug as they kiss your forehead and tell you comforting words. If no, then they just sit next to you to give you silent comfort. When you’ve calmed down if you wanna do next. Whatever you wanna do they’ll agree to. If it makes you happy that’s enough for them, whether it’d just be laying down and cuddling with them or being alone for a bit.

they’ll probably also cook/buy your favorite food for you and allow you to eat it in bed if you’d like. “You’ve had a rough day,” they say, “you deserve it.”

#this is extremely self indulgent #i don’t care tho #it’s my (sort of) emotional breakdown I decide what I get to write!! /j #This is also my first selfship imagine soooo #gosh I really need to post my f/o list lol #I’m mainly just worried people will see some of my f/os as cringe or whatever #which I know I probably shouldn’t worry about #but I still worry lol #proselfship #proship selfship #selfship proship #selfship imagine #familial f/o #parental f/o #platonic f/o

[thecranekick]

ok i’m gonna do it. it’s just. i’m going to try and articulate this the best i can without rambling. (edit - yeah this is way longer than i meant it to be.) unbelievably long and jumbled j*rmen/baby thoughts incoming:

i’ll start off by saying this: maybe i’m dumb but i feel like any development of a genuine romantic relationship between johnny/carmen has been done off-camera and we have no indication they’ve even done that. there is like, below zero amounts of relational development whatsoever and then suddenly she’s pregnant and he buys her a ring (where did he get it?? with what money???). i literally didn’t even notice the ring until i saw some gifs of the lawrusso moment. to me that’s a…huge deal? johnny’s never been married before, he never married shannon, he’s never had a traditional family like that…it doesn’t seem like him to just go out and buy a ring because he found out his gf of approximately 2 weeks is pregnant??? like damn these are like Big Life Decisions and you’d think we’d get more screen time on it rather than “oh this is happening now.” like you think we’d actually see him propose and tell his thought process out loud when he does it if they wanted it to actually be a plot line or show any type of genuine character development on johnny’s part. it just seems so random to me, so out of touch, and OOC and just forced.

also i can’t stand the way they had johnny “accidentally” ~spill the beans~ about the b*by to miguel and robby right after they beat the shit out of each other and were having their own moment, and now this is being dumped on them like? it is SO unrealistic that they’re both immediately happy like it’s just WEIRD? and it doesn’t even sound natural coming out of johnny’s mouth. he would never actually say that lmao. he’s dumb but he’s smarter than that? (i could write another essay on that). johnny’s face when they hug him and just his overall demeanor in that moment is so awkward and he genuinely is so weird about it. there’s no excitement, no joy, just??? weirdness??? isn’t that ‘supposed’ to be a happy moment??? coupled with the way he acts about it when the adults find out, and the way he tells shannon about carmen’s dream (not the fact that he tells her, the literal way that he tells her)…it’s just so insanely obvious.

another thing: there is a LOT of growing for johnny to do that can be done without having a newborn at this point in his life? it’s just such a stretch and so outrageous and yes i have a very strong opinion on this because it just doesn’t sit right with me at all for some reason. especially for robby’s sake. like in all seriousness an adult may be able to compartmentalize or like work through this, but robby has yet to work through the trauma he already has and yet i’m supposed to believe he’s gonna be chill watching his previously-absent father play super dad to this newborn? after he already has to watch him play super dad to miguel right in front of him (and continuously choose miguel over him?????) ????????? and is literally being forced to be okay with it and happy about it and get along with miguel???? like it’d be great if he and miguel could be friends because i do think they’d make great friends and get along, but that doesn’t mean robby has to like… feel good about the situation? just the whole thing is so wrong lmao.

also, why does carmen seem so happy and excited?? i could go on about it honestly, it’s so impractical and makes no sense and she is a very cautious and practical person every other moment of the show? but with this she’s just like “yay newborn with this 50 year old guy i met like a year or less ago, why the fuck isn’t he over the moon about this???????” also we’ve got no indication that she actually knows anything about him or his life or that there is any relationship outside of hooking up????? johnny actually confirms this when they tell miguel about their ‘relationship.’ he literally says they’re ‘hooking up’ and then carmen kinda gives him a look and he can’t even say it, MIGUEL has to say it and he’s like ‘uh yeah’ and literally looks like he’s going to throw up. the fact that carmen wasn’t like….upset about that is so strange because he never once alludes to wanting a relationship and she’s the one that’s pushing this like secular family weirdness, so for him to just be like ‘yeah we’re hookin’ up’ and not being able to even CHOKE out that they’re dating is so weird. it’s really, really weird considering we’re apparently supposed to believe that he’s now apparently ready to be married to her?? nothing is exactly wrong with either of them as people, but i just know for a fact they both want different things and are forcing themselves into boxes for each other.

the audacity of carmen to get upset at his trepidation about this is really irritating to me considering she clearly has no idea what’s gone on in his life, or maybe she doesn’t really care?? maybe she just wants to create this happy family bullshit????? idk before s5 i truly loved carmen so the way they’ve had her acting about this whole thing just doesn’t sit right with me and seems very OOC. also i don’t think real life johnny lawrence would be as calm as he was about it and like, not losing his shit at this point in his life. she’s actually lucky he didn’t freak the fuck out?? considering everything i think he was actually pretty damn supportive and cool about it. he literally could have actually lost his mind? all he did was look at the dad with the screaming baby in a carrier and look a little anxious about it? he’s not allowed to be……worried? nervous? intimidated? be so fucking for real right now.

AND ANOTHER MF THING. johnny literally made the same exact mistake in his mid-30s with shannon that he’s making in his mid-50s with carmen. he’s a grown-ass man and at this point knows how “protection” works etc, spent his whole life hooking up with girls and NOT getting them pregnant, like they make him look so damn stupid all the time and FOR WHAT? like i’ve said multiple times, yeah he’s a little ha-ha-dumb but he’s not actually genuinely stupid. they write him that way when it “benefits” their storyline, and literally change his character when it benefits other areas. it’s so inconsistent and frustrating. in what way, shape, or form is having him just repeat past mistakes (just on camera now) going to further his development as a person. if he didn’t know before he certainly knew after knocking up his girlfriend and having robby. like do you think he thinks that just….doesn’t happen?? carmen saying “these things happen johnny,” talking down to him like he’s a 12 year old, when yeah no shit he literally has a kid from the EXACT same fucking thing!!!!!!!!!!????????? likeeee uggghghghghhghhg PLEAAAAASE be so serious rn. they aren’t even really in a proper relationship!!! she knows nothing about him!!! nor has she ever seemed to care very much!!!!!!!! he literally told miguel they were “hooking up” and could NOT make himself say anything else!!!!!! because they AREN’T!!!!!!!!!!!! is the character development supposed to be him sticking around this time? even if the white-picket-fence life she’s pushing makes him miserable?? it’s clear that johnny cares about her like i’m not trying to say that he doesn’t, i think carmen just pities him and thinks she can “save” him by giving him a “real” life?? does that make sense??? like i just. idk idk idk.

i could scream about all of this for days but ANYWAYS tl;dr: johnny and carmen want very different things in life and have no romantic relationship established outside of hooking up and the whole thing is extremely weird

#i could literally go on #it’s bad #this is all i think about #i feel like i shouldn’t tag this. it’ll find its target audience :) #i censored j*rmen in hopes it won’t show up in the tag i don’t want anyone getting mad lmao #ck negativity

[bodegacat-withboots]

Noah Schnapp going all avatar on us and abandoning us when we needed him the most

#byler #noah schnapp #will byers #Like hello where is the byler king at bitch #I know you’re busy with school but gay shippers never rest u shouldn’t be aware of this already #/j #obviously