#they’re husbands your honor

[chaoticearthquakedefendor]

I think the Sky community is sleeping on this ship. Boat guy and the enchantment guide.

#sky cotl #sky children of the light #they’re husbands your honor

[queeniemay39]

Ok but Adam’s little look at MJF when he called himself a genetic freak. No one’s allowed to insult MJF in front of Adam not even himself🥹

#MJF #maxwell jacob friedman #adam cole #better than you bay bay #husbands #they’re husbands your honor

[murasaki-cha]

Beautiful husbands are being beautiful 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#hold on TCF I’ll be right back but Yuumori has updated #they’re husbands your honor #moriarty the patriot #yuukuko no moriarty #mtp #ynm #yuumori #yuumori manga #sherliam #yuumori sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes #william james moriarty

[chaoticgarbageblog]

Good morning, it’s time for a new daily dose of Oscar Isaac:

man bun edition

(Take Pedro Pascal as a bonus)

That’s all, have a nice day!

#oscar isaac hernandez estrada #oscar isaac #pedro pascal #daddy oscar isaac #daddy pedro #Oscar and Pedro #they’re husbands your honor #and also my dads #moon knight #the mandalorian

[knife-catto]

Billy and Tella is a joy to see every chapter 😂😂

#undead unluck #they’re husbands your honor

[vegetas-mustache]

Goku and Vegeta take Goten and Trunks out trick or treating, and everyone knows you have to wear a costume to go trick or treating! For Kakavege Week 12 prompt day 6, cat/cat ears.

Actually safe for work! General audiences welcome! The follow up that I will almost certainly write absolutely will not be safe for work!

#kakavege #kakavege week 12 #goku #vegeta #trunks #goten #just a couple of dads #they’re husbands your honor #fluff #my fic

[vampstel]

I’m still kinda shy to post this RH edit I made so here’s close ups below the cut because -w-

I love them, your honor <3

#꒰ v’s art ꒱ #• character: rei miyazaki #• character: lawrence winters #ahem the rings. #they’re husbands your honor #This was a really fun edit to make btw I love painting #Problem is. It takes too long :( #I’m not used to it yet #so I’ll probably make more of these for practice #BTW THIS FEELS SO WEIRD TO POST ON TUMBLR ESPECIALLY LMAOO

[camilleflyingrotten]

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#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #communication #marriage #proposal #april fool's day #they’re stupid your Honor #comic #digital art #procreate #my art

[procrastiel]

Things Neil Gaiman said about our ineffable husbands that make my heart skip a few beats:

- this is a love story

- they like holding hands

- they held hands in season 1 (he let us figure out that it was on the bus)

- it’s implied that Aziraphale stayed at Crowley’s apartment the night after the No-pocalypse

- this is a love story

- roughly 4 years passed between s1 and 2

- they will have a cottage in the South Downs at some point

- shoemaker-cum-obstetrician

- he called Michael and David ‘my boys’

#send post #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable lovers #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphale loves crowley #crowley loves aziraphale #Aziraphale #Crowley #crowzi #aziracrow #the loveliest troll #neil gaiman #dt with sauce #the sheen #they’re in love your honor #my heart #oh lord heal this bike #good omens 2 #meta post #gomens #go s2 #holding hands #david tennant #michael sheen #cottage in the south downs

[the-apology-dance]

I LIVE FOR BOOK AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY

Apparently in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are implied to be a gay couple MANY TIMES.

A girl at Warlock’s birthday party calls Aziraphale a faggot.

Anathema automatically assumes that Crowley and Aziraphale are a gay couple after Crowley says “Goodnight miss. Get in, Angel.” to Aziraphale

Also, One scene I wish would’ve been acted out as it is in the book is when they both get shot with the paintball guns. How it happens in the book is Aziraphale ends up FALLING BACKWARDS INTO A RHODODENDRON BUSH and Crowley sinks down on a statue.

Crowley believes he is bleeding YELLOW and DYING and instead of, ya know, helping Aziraphale UP AS HIS ANGEL HAS JUST SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS INTO A BUSH, HE JUST CHOOSES TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH AS WELL, BELIEVING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH BIOLOGY. Aziraphale tells Crowley it hurt and it hit him under his ribs, which he brushes off TO ASK IF ANGELS BLEED BLUE.

Aziraphale proceeds to the same self examination as Crowley.

Crowley only figures out it is PAINT when he TASTES IT. They conclude it is PAINT.

6000 years on earth, and these idiots don’t know what a paintball gun is.

I LOVE THESE IDIOTS.

(EDIT: how did this post get so many likes???😆)

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #they’re idiots your honor #paintball scene #the stupidity #i don’t even know #they are made for each other #good omens book #the gay angel #this book is gay #this book is incredible #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #blinks slowly #i’m laughing so fucking hard #please read this

[chaoticgayomens]

GOOD OMENS SEASON TWO SPOILERS.

okay so we all know aziraphale DID want to kiss crowley. he wasn’t miserable because of kissing crowley, obviously. he’s in love with crowley. obviously.

BUT LIKE.

aziraphale is a romantic, we know this, yes? he believes in slow, quiet, pretty romances, and dancing at balls together, and romance novels, and love letters, and basically he just believes in love.

i can imagine him lying awake at night, planning out perfect dates, and imagining what the moment will be like when he finally musters up the courage to kiss crowley- maybe the sun will be setting, or it’ll be golden hour, because at golden hour crowley’s eyes always look breathtaking, and they’ll be alone, and maybe in a field of flowers…

and then. crowley finally kisses him, and it’s not at all how he expected. it’s not slow, quiet, or pretty, it’s angry, and petty, and there are tears in crowley’s eyes, and it’s a last resort. it’s crowley trying to show him what he’d be missing if he leaves, it’s crowley cornered and breaking glass in case of emergency, it’s crowley hurt and lovesick and reaching for aziraphale’s heart and hoping that the one time it really counts, he doesn’t miss.

FUCK.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable dumbasses #they’re in love your honor #good omens season two has destroyed me #good omens spoilers

[queeniemay39]

MAX WON FOR HIM AND HIS MAN!! I need a Adamjf video of max visit Adam after surgery and giving him the belt and maybe they kiss

#maxwell jacob friedman #mjf #aew #adam cole #better than you bay bay #adamjf #they’re husbands your honor

[crystalmethsthings]

andrew at any point in time bc he’s a slut for neil:

#he’s so in love w neil #trophy wife andrew minyard 🤝 working husband neil josten #they’re made for each other your honor #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #tfc #neil josten #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the raven king #andreil

[midnights-dragon]

Crowley being really into ducks for absolutely no reason is actually adorable and Aziraphale thinks so too. he 100% read a bunch of books on ducks so that he could overwhelm his demon with facts about them until Crowley was somehow even more smited, smote, smitten

Aziraphale, excitedly holding up a book: Did you know ducks have waterproof feathers, darling? Just like us!

Crowley, close to tears: Uh huh yup yeah

#they’re both autistic your honor #crowley was devestated to learn about how much ducks actually are the worst #he only fed female ducks from then on out #(if you don’t know what i’m talking about do not google it) #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens #crowley x aziraphale #good omens headcanons

[bookwhoreeeeeeeeeee]

Y’all don’t understand how much I love these  cannibalistic gay bitches

#hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #be gay do crime taken a little too seriously #they’re gay your honor #jack crawford #will graham #abigail hobbs #Abigail is literally their child

[gaycrittercentral]

HELLO DEAR if you're still taking prompts i would love to see the gremlins and "kisses to shut them up" LMAO..... i imagine they both do this quite a lot they're idiots supréme ahsgskfgh <33

EEEEEE HI MOON sorry for the long wait for this one!! Now that all the holidays and birthdays at my house are pretty much over I finally have time to sketch up some answers for some asks that have been waiting way too long and I’m so happy to get yours out there first!!! :Dc here it is myehehheeeh this was an extremely fitting prompt

Sam knows exactly what tf he’s doing lmaooooo. Probably it just backfires on Max bc Sam decides to sing something even sappier hhflzjgkhsjdhssbjffhbd

#your honor they’re very important to me 🥺 #and they are so so so so sosososoo important to each other. god I'm so normal abt them #more ask responses to come hehe!! so if you sent one a while back and didn't get a response get ready >:) #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #asks #my art