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lewis-winters · 6 months

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love winnix because it's just lewis nixon saying "I want to take care of you I need to take care of you please let me take care of you" and dick winters going "I want to take care of you I need to take care of you please let me take care of you" and them BOTH taking it personally when the other one says no

#winnix #band of brothers #lewis nixon #dick winters #they're both a mess

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allthingsmustfall · 5 months

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“You got twenty minutes to make yourself look like something someone would pay to fuck, otherwise, we’re both getting tortured to death in the belly of a fucking bounty hunter ship. If you think you have time to ask me questions, then how about you just take that stupid fucking vibrosword you think you’ve got hidden in your fucking boot and shove it in my kidneys and make Cad Bane’s job that much fucking easier.” Kallus glared balefully at a bottle of age Stewjoni brandy perched high behind the bar, visibly seething. “I’ll only need ten.”

#kalluzeb #zeb/kallus #Ridiculous #Kallus is a liability and Zeb is a bad ass #they're both a mess #Next part is written #just getting massaged and fixed until i hate it an acceptable amount #Why can't i pick a tense when I'm writing?

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pervypeachdraws · 2 years

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just minding your own business and making a comic when suddenly

#miraculous ladybug #nathaniel kurtzberg #marc anciel #doodle #he abruptly excuses himself then immediately texts Alix #'ALIX HELP WE WERE MAKING THE COMIC THEN MARC SMILED AT ME AND I THINK I LIKE HIM???'#'BOYS???'#I think I'm channeling more of Marc's nervous energy into Nathaniel #they're both a mess

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dcviated · 1 year

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He must be hearing things... what was that even supposed to mean? Sweet? Him?

Please.

#dash :: commentary ic #muse :: diluc #babelmedicus #they're both a mess

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 26 days

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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madmazmind · 2 years

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I actually only follow Michael and Brad on Instagram to pick holes in their advice and tell them to fuck off with their 5am runs and posts on the dangers of fun things.

#they're both a mess #but michael really is a mess #absolutely stunning content

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sluttyhenley · 4 months

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TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott

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pain-is-too-tired · 2 months

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I'm thinking about the Apollo Cabin and crying again y'all fdhdg

Just thinking about Little Will struggling to find a talent that fits with his other siblings, watching them ace Archery and Music no problem, and feeling really self-conscious about it.

Lee making the decision to have him shadow Michael in the infirmary and Michael immediately being taking him under his wing.

First time Will's healing abilities show up Will's confused as to what had just happened but Michael is pumped. Lee practically could see him glowing when they meet back for dinner Michael's so proud.

Anytime anyone even tries to talk down to Will about his lack of Archery or Music expertise like his siblings Michael has to be held back from throwing hands. Especially cause he knows Will takes it to heart.

After BoM, Will's self confidence plummets due to losing his biggest support system and having to take care of so many lives on his own. It doesn't really start to build back up until Nico starts noticing and helps him through it.

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2aceofspades · 8 months

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Be gentle with me

Be gentle with what is left of me

Previous | Next

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #f!leo #future leo #rise cassandra #bad future rottmnt #wrong fabricated time branch #the dialogue is a bit sketch but they're both kinda messes rn sooo..#teehee~#:)

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delta-piscium · 1 year

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Murray, after watching Steve and Eddie for all of five seconds, confidently walks up to them and starts his whole spiel about pining blah blah etc etc, and like, Steve will absolutely not have that, there is no way.

So he snorts, looks at Murray down his nose, and with zero hesitation lies, tells him “We’ve been dating for a month, congrats on seeing the obvious... Or not since you couldn’t tell”

He just hopes Eddie will play along. Steve is sending him the strongest signals with his mind right now, and, just, he knows Eddie can be petty like this too (that’s why he likes him so much, and yeah Murray is a little right but fuck him so much more for it)

Eddie ‘lives for the bit and to fuck with people’ Munson does not disappoint. He slings an arm around Steve and is like “Yeaaahhh wow, real clever observation there buddy.” In the driest tone imaginable

And Murray, well he was sure he was right, still kind of is sure he’s right so he just squints at them for a bit and then breaks out in a wide grin, and only sounds a little sarcastic when he says “Congrats on figuring your shit out yourselves.”

Except he absolutely does not mean it because he wanted to do that, he likes doing that. And now he's sulking and will watch them so closely because something seems off

Eddie and Steve, so committed to the bit and to not let Murray win, start fake dating. All while Murray tries to catch them in their lie, and they’re all too stubborn to give up

Murray starts to slowly think he maybe was wrong though because they really seem like a couple. And even though there’s still something there he can’t ignore the proof.

When they straight up make out in front of him, and he can tell that they’re so lost in each other they probably don’t know he’s there he's about to concede

But then after that, they act so weird around each other again? It’s like before but worse and how did the pining get worse when they’re actually openly together? Regularly have their tongues down each other's throats and all?

Meanwhile, Steve and Eddie are going through it because they thought they’d be okay but that kiss was so much, and oh god they don’t think they can do this? But they can’t let Murray win?

A week and a half later at their monthly 'we survived the apocalypse, again' get-together at Hoppers and Joyce’s, Murray just gets enough of how twitchy they are. He grabs them both and locks them in a closet and is like “I don’t wanna know anymore, whatever fight you had or didn’t figure it out”

They sort of stand there shuffling from foot to foot not marking eye contact until Eddie is just like “Oh for fucks sake, I like you for real okay? The bastard was right so can we actually just date? Please?” And all Steve's can do is say "Thank god," while he smiles the most blinding smile and grabs Eddie by his collar pulling him in for a kiss

Fifteen minutes later they come out of the closet (the irony and symbolism is not lost on them) all disheveled and a little too satisfied looking and are met with very loud screaming from all the younger teens, ranging from a simple “Ew!” (Mike) to “Dude we are right here what if we'd heard? Or walked in there and seen?” (Dustin)

They’re lucky they’re too distracted by this to see Murray's self-satisfied smirk because if they did they would have pretend broken up and there would have been another month of sneaking around but this time actually dating and pretending they weren’t

#I'm bringing you all another steddie gets Murray'd take because well I can #and bc I think they'd be so bitchy to him about it and like see it as war #they refuse to admit he got them together until years later and even then they're like 'we would have gotten there quicker and with less #confusion without him- he was a roadblock actually'#they’re bitch boyfriends ok?#Murray moves on to Nancy and Robin after this and both Nancy who has been Murray'd before and Robin who knew this whole mess #just shake their heads and is like 'you quiet- we are not doing this let us figure out our own lives'#dels steddie thoughts #steddie headcanon #my post #steddie ficlet #murray bauman #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie

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reunitedinterlude · 15 days

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lofi phantasy: the album

track 20: box boys

#the end~#and the way they know how to title their closing tracks 💅 like 'end screen' and then 'box boys' ??#'box boys' being the closing track to their album full of domestic references??#like this is the Perfect setup to 'homeowning homosexuals' being the title of their third dnpbeats album #which if they're dropping albums every two months would mean. dropping on june 29th. pride month album full of gay references 😌#btw thanku for all the love for both dnpbeats series like all the kind words have left me a crying shaking mess on the floor everytime 😭💕#dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilbeats #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #compilation #lofiphantasygifs #dnp instagrams #dnp instagram stories #Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!#Moving Out - Keep it or YEET IT #Why Dan had to call an Ambulance

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hopper-wheeler · 1 year

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nancy worrying about/being protective of mike

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trillscienceofficer · 3 months

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being into B'Elanna/Seven is so fucking funny. Star Trek: Voyager just keeps telling me that they don't like each other and yet here I am wondering why the hell B'Elanna would make that observation if she truly didn't care, a little passive-aggressive as it is and all, and why Seven would admit to anything being wrong with her if she didn't trust B'Elanna even a little bit. That being said, they Cannot have a normal interaction ever and I'm laughing

#every time they're both in the mess hall or in engineering... you know it's about to Happen #voy #b7 #b'elanna torres #seven of nine #ep: infinite regress #pictures taken 5 seconds before disaster also #sidenote to the sidenote i wish 'you look terrible' made any sense wrt makeup or costuming decisions here

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soupforsoup · 2 months

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Daniel: omg Johnny hi!!! It's been so long how are you?? I've missed you we should catch up!! Here's your free car repair and bonsai tree queen😊👑🌳💖

Johnny: *trying to explode Daniel with his mind*

#I just love that it really wasn't until cobra kai came back all daniel's repressed trauma started bubbling up #but johnny was fresh off his nth coors banquet and abandoning his child he was ready to throw down at any moment #(I love both of them!! they're just messes in different and exactly the same ways)#cobra kai season 1 my beloved you had cringe but you had heart #also if you saw me use this exactly in a reblog yes you did but it deserved it's own post #lawrusso #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #ck

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pineapple-frenzy · 1 year

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