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Vincent Price once told a story about an old woman coming up to him and saying, "Can I please have your autograph? I'm such a big fan of yours, Mr. Karloff!" Vincent Price, being the gentleman he is, and not wanting to embarrass her, autographed the photo as Boris Karloff, fifteen years after Boris passed away.
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chio-chan2artbox · 3 months
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WIP
THE HUSBANDS
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prodigal-upsiders · 1 year
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the battle jacket / letterman jacket swap is too good to pass up y’all have a snippet 
“Yeah, wait a second,” Eddie says. That corner of his mouth stays ticked up even as his eyes narrow at Steve. “Where’s my vest, Harrington? That was a loan, you know—if you’re gonna go back to your little polos already, I’m gonna need it back.”
“Sure, it’ll look great with your cute little hospital getup,” Steve snarks back, gesturing up and down at Eddie’s mint-green gown. 
“Fuck off, I think I look good for a recently-dead guy,”  Eddie grins.
Luckily for the dregs of Steve’s dignity, the kids come barreling back into the room before he has to reply, and Eddie shuts up about how he almost died, and Steve tries really hard not to think about how yeah, he does look really good.
And the thing is… well, it’s not that he doesn’t know where Eddie’s vest is. Of course he kept it, kept track of it around his house as he stole moments in the aftermath of the apocalypse to wash it by hand, painstakingly soak the bloodstains out with peroxide, fix as much of the damage as he could. Just brush his fingertips against it at the end of the day, first hoping, then knowing that he could give it back someday.
So it’s not that he doesn’t know where the vest is. It’s just that he’s been keeping it draped over the back of his desk chair in his bedroom, somewhere he can see it when he wakes up in the middle of the night, somewhere it’s safe and accounted for. It also happens to be the spot he used to drape his letterman jacket, and now he can’t get Dustin’s shrill voice out of his head telling him what a big deal it is that Eddie gave that vest to him at all, and… 
Honestly, Steve can’t really put his finger on any one reason that he does it. All he knows is that yeah he’ll give Eddie his vest back eventually, but the next day he strolls into his room at the hospital and tosses his own letterman jacket across Eddie’s knees instead.
“For your modesty, or whatever,” he smirks, and Eddie wheezes out a laugh and throws an ice chip at his head.
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butchdykekondraki · 4 months
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girl who is the size of one singular crumb . perhaps smaller, even
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glitterytrashcan · 1 month
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Okay okay okay hear me out folks.
Alastor either has the most meticulous and careful self care routine.
OR
This man has not showered in like 100 years
We have a week.
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stoner-pet · 1 year
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deimosirl · 1 year
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hi guys
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catdemons13 · 7 months
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some art of my demon ocs for Halloween
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gurgle-burgle · 10 months
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Here’s a Helluva Boss Unhappy Campers analysis I made for my own :)b
I wanted to dump my thoughts out on the latest episode somewhere, so here we go.
TW: Grooming mention! Proceed with caution!
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So we finally met Barbie Wire! Boy, what a ride.
I'd been pretty excited to finally see her in the flesh! She had been mentioned last season, and we saw her in a bunch of background posters and in Blitz's phone. We've known about her for a good while.
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So her actual reveal? Pretty thrilling, I'd say! That is until a certain part played out, and I was taken off guard. If you watched it, you probably know what I'm talking about.
After having seen that bit, it left a bad sort of feel in my stomach. She was blankly stating her intentions, even acknowledging him as a 'kid' and a 'teenager'. Despite him being over 18 canonically, as stated by Viv, it's shown that he's immature and vulnerable, and Barbie uses that to her advantage.
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I'd felt like shit over it for hours, and the immediate backlash on Twitter had been abysmal. People everywhere invalidating and harassing over opinions, whether you liked the bit or not.
But after a whole day of rewatching and analyzing by myself, I realized Barbie and Blitz are incredibly similar. They're both agile, sneaky, manipulative, and straight up assholes. Even if they're not on friendly terms, they can't help but be alike in more ways than one. They're both a product of their own past, despite how desperately they want to forget about that part of themselves.
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We've seen Blitz's roots and how his father had him perform these stunts since he was a little kid, it wouldn't surprise me if the same happened to Barbie.
All in all, Barbie isn't meant to be a saint. She's not meant to be 'the good one'. She's flawed and muddied just like Blitz is, and will 100% resort to dirty tactics to get her way. We see Blitz do this time and time again, with Stolas and in his search for his sister.
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This doesn't excuse her actions at all, though. Just how Blitz's origins don't either. It just puts reason behind it all. I feel more at ease knowing Barb is just that. I love her character as it's structured, but I don't condone her actions.
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Even though the bit left a bad taste in my mouth at first (and the incest jokes didn't necessarily help, but I didn't mind those as much), the episode grew on me only because of Blitzy's whole arc during it. Not only do I love seeing him in action, but I'm also antsy to see him get his ass handed to him.
Why is he suddenly reaching out to Barbie? Is it because Stolas' incident triggered him into needing to reconnect with previous relationships? Will he do the same with Fizzarolli next episode? How much longer is he going to avoid the tension between him and Stolas before it all goes to shit?
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pastelsandpining · 2 years
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I want to ask about literally all of them! But I’ll practice restraint.
Portrait of a Soldier???
please do ask about all of them. i want to never shut up about any wip ever
so!! this one was a lightbulb that had gone off when i saw that one hannabelink (i might’ve missed an h i’m sorry) art of zelda and the portrait of link
and it basically starts with zelda first seeing him when he’s getting his portrait painted and from then on she just. she can’t STAND to see that portrait because it’s just soooo perfect HE’s perfect
and it will have a very,,,, angsty ending LOL but here’s an excerpt!!
Portraits were haunting and immortalizing and special, and the first time she’d ever set eyes upon the knight that would serve as her dreaded companion in the fight against a demon like no other, he was posed for a portrait of his own. She shouldn’t have been surprised. She’d heard plenty enough about him: how he was the youngest member of the royal guard ever recorded, how he’d climbed the ranks and found his way to captain in a mere few years, how he was skilled enough to beat even the most experienced and wise swordsmen. He was to be a Champion too, the wielder of the Sword that Seals the Darkness. Of course he would have a portrait.
When she saw him, he was in his royal guard’s attire, positioned in such a way that the sun filtering through the window illuminated all of his features. Not a shadow was cast over his face. What locks of blond stuck out from the hat reflected the light, and his face was the perfect picture of neutrality. What thoughts lay behind those calm blue eyes? Was it a steady and gentle surf, or was there a brewing storm, waiting to be unleashed?
She hadn’t meant to stare. Zelda had only been passing by, taking her usual route to the Sanctum for her morning devotions, and yet, here she stood, gazing through the arching doorway of the room. He was so still, she could’ve mistaken him for a marble statue. The only tell was his occasional blinking and the steady, subtle rise and fall of his chest that gave away his breathing.
And then, his eyes, his icy blue eyes that were the very same color of the Champion’s garb she’d been instructed to create, moved. They were looking out the corner of his eye because he could not move his head, but they were on her. Zelda’s breathing came to an abrupt stop.
Then she was fleeing, walking quite quickly down the halls and up the staircase, and she did not stop until the Sanctum was around her and the boy with the sword was far behind.
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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sylvies-kablooie · 3 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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bahoreal · 8 months
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obsessed with this
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sergle · 6 months
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"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL
Mine is FIRE
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transannabeth · 29 days
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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