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kaistarus · 3 years

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Mistexting Mayhem

Pairing: Nishinoya X Reader

Words: 1.6K

Summary: You accidentally send Nishinoya a text that was meant for Yachi and now he’s knows secrets you were hoping he never found out

A/N: If you think this fic is anything but crack you’re wrong lmao I’ve always wanted to write a fic with this style and Noya is great for the chaos i needed. It was fun

Masterlist

[6:40pm] idiot⚡: look y/n without adhd id be too powerful

i could beet god himself in handtohand combat

god was afraid of my raw fuckin awesomeness wen i bursted from the woom

[6:41pm] y/n: there is so much wrong with what u just said

[6:41pm] idiot⚡: i have absoltly no clue wat

[6:43pm] y/n: put those 3 brain cells to work. I believe in you

[6:43pm] idiot⚡: but theyve reached their daily quota

plz there so tired and overworked

You snorted, a dopey smile on your lips as you laid surrounded by textbooks and homework, swinging your feet in the air behind you. You focused intently on the cell phone in your hand doing everything you could to procrastinate the schoolwork around you.

[6:44pm] y/n: noyas so stupid

[6:44pm] yachi❤: i thought you liked him?

[6:45pm] y/n: jeez Yachi. dont come for my throat

i cant help that i have bad taste 🙄

[6:46pm] yachi❤: if it helps he tripped over a stray ball today

maybe think of that till you don’t like him??

Unfortunately, the image of Nishinoya waving to everyone then biffing it only had you smiling like a dork. How you’d gotten to a point that Nishinoya being an idiot made you swoon, you’ll never know.

You raised your eyebrow suspiciously at the new notification on Snapchat from ‘Tanaka’ and after swiping it open you nearly dropped your phone. Looking back at you was Nishinoya, his head tilted and eyebrow quirked in confusion with a gari-gari kun shoved halfway down his throat. The caption at the bottom reading ‘daaaammn look at your prince charming go 😩’.

You frowned at the picture, letting out a frustrated groan at how your heart accelerated against your ribcage. You quickly tapped out of it and reopened the messenger app.

[6:57pm] y/n: we have to kill Noya

[6:57pm] idiot⚡: we??? what kind of mission is this??? 😤

[6:58pm] y/n: i like him too much. he has to die. its for my own good

You waited impatiently for her response and almost debated doing your homework since it took longer than you felt necessary. You supposed you had suggested murder to Yachi, but still…

When you finally received a response your entire body froze.

[7:11pm] idiot⚡: U LIKE ME?!?!? 😍

UR KILLING ME?!?! 😢

IM SO CONFUSED......

and a lil turned on ngl👀

Your hand covered your mouth in horror as you processed what the hell you had just done. This didn’t happen to people in real life. Mistexting was stuff people made up when they created fake texts for social media to get likes. You didn’t think people actually went through this.

You opened new notifications to escape the hell that stared you straight in the face.

[7:15pm] Tanaka💪: Yo, whatd u do. Whys Noya having a panic attak

[7:16pm] y/n: I accidently texted him instead of Yachi and told him i liked him 😣

[7:16pm] Tanaka💪: O wtf thats hilarious 😂

[7:17pm] y/n: ITS NOT HILArIOUS

[7:18pm] Tanaka💪: Hes askin if its a prank. Wat do i do?

[7:19pm] y/n:I DONT KNOW SDKFHJN IM THE IDIOT WHO STSRTED IT

He stopped responding and you banged your head against your pillow anxiously.

[7:23pm] y/n: YACHI ITOLD NoYA I LKED HIM AND NOU HE NOS WAY DO JI DO!?!????! 😭😭😭

[7:23pm] idiot⚡: THIS ISNT YACHI!!!!

HOLY FUKC U DO LIEK ME!!!

You screamed into your pillow. Were you fucking kidding? This could not be happening.

[7:25pm] Tanaka💪: dude, twice? i cant save u now 🤪

[7:25pm] y/n: betraying me in my time of fucking need? i’ll remember this asshole

[7:26pm] Tanaka💪: so vulgar 👀

You growled at Tanaka’s uselessness and bravely peeked through one eye as you went back to your conversation with Nishinoya.

[7:24pm] idiot⚡: STOP IGNORING ME I KNO UR TEXTING RYU

[7:26pm] idiot: IM GONNA KEEP SPAMMING U TILL U ANSWE RME😤

[7:26pm] idiot⚡: 1

[7:27pm] y/n: what is this twitch chat? fuck

[7:28pm] idiot⚡: your heeeeererererreee 🥰

[7:29pm] y/n: soooooo………..

clearly there has been a misunderstanding

[7:29pm] idiot⚡: oh nonono. I understand PERFETCLY. u LOVE me

its ok. this is a safe space. we can discuss feelings 😌

[7:31pm] y/n: there are zero feelings to discuss

[7:31pm] idiot⚡: then y did u say u like me too much so i have to die?

[7:34pm] y/n: i am filled with rage 🤬

[7:34pm] idiot⚡: rage over how much u liiike me???🥰🥰🥰

[7:36pm] y/n: definitely not

You racked your brain for some kind of reasonable sounding excuse, eventually landing on:

[7:36pm] y/n: It was autocorrect

[7:36pm] idiot⚡: HAH????? FROM?????

[7:38pm] y/n: HAH???

....Nora?

[7:38pm] idiot⚡: Who TF is nora???? 😡

[7:39pm] y/n: someoe i like obviously 😏

[7:40pm] idiot⚡: so u like them but u use my name so much it autocorrected to me? 🤔

[7:44pm] y/n: OK MR DETEcTIVE WHERE TF ARE THES BRAIN CELS COMIN GFROM?

[7:45pm] idiot⚡: i pull them out for special ocasions 😌

[7:45pm] y/n: well how bout you pack those up and put em away

[7:46pm] idiot⚡: how bout two people who LIKE each other SAY something so they can DOOOOOOOO something bout IT 🙄

You began typing a frantic message about how it was none of his business until you processed the message. Then you read it over several times before letting out an audible, “what the fuck.”

[7:50pm] y/n: YOU LIKE ME

[7:50pm] idiot⚡: I FLIRT WITH U ALL THE TIME WAT DO U MEAN yOu LiKe Me!?!

FUCKING OBVIOSLY

[7:51pm] y/n: literally when. name one time.

[7:52pm] idiot⚡: I WALK WITH U EVERY MORNING!!!

[7:53pm] y/n: I thought that was a coincidence???

[7:54pm] idiot⚡: I BRNIG U SNACKS DURING LUNCH!!!

[7:54pm] y/n: I thought they were leftovers??

[7:55pm] idiot⚡: …....I call you cute and invite you to my games.

[7:56pm] y/n: you call everyone attractive and i thought there was like a audience quota or something........?

[7:57pm] idiot⚡: ….i cant tell who i should be upset with rn but i think its u 😑

[7:58pm] y/n: WAT WHY!?!

[8:00pm] Idiot⚡: I LIKE U+U LIKE ME=WE LIKE EACH OTHER

[8:01pm] y/n: whoa. slow down. I hate math 😣

[8:02pm] Idiot⚡: ===WE SHUD GO ON A DATE!!!

[8:02pm] y/n: HAH!? i think you started multiplying that addition problem buddy 🤨

Your cheeks were beginning to ache from how wide your dopey grin was. You couldn’t help but tease Nishinoya-it was second nature at this point-even if you now knew your feelings were mutual.

[8:04pm] idiot⚡: i suk at math but thats NOT the point

point iiissss i think deep down u want to hang out and cuddle and fall in love

maybe even..... 😏 kiiisssss

[8:04pm] y/n: WHOA WHOA WHOA

WARN ME BEFORE YOU GET NSFW

i would never premarital eye-contact. let alone k🤢ki-🤢🤢kiss🤢🤮🤮

[8:05pm] idiot⚡: well we would have socks on 🙄

[8:06pm] y/n: oh. well if there’s protection

[8:06pm] idiot⚡: Im not a maniac

[8:07pm] y/n: i suppose as long as you dont do something stoopid

like faceplant in public

that would be humiliating

[8:08pm] idiot⚡: I-

who told you that 😠

[8:08pm] y/n: i have spies everywhere noya

youre never safe

[8:09pm] Idiot⚡: kinda hot 👀

makin me fear for my life like that👀

[8:10pm] y/n: i hate that i like you

It kills me inside

i feel braincels leaving with every conversation

[8:12pm] Idiot⚡: fan behavior 😏

so am i taking u to eat tomorow or wat?

[8:14pm] y/n: if I HAVE to 🙄

[8:14pm] Idiot⚡: No u GET to

I am a fucking delite 😤

[8:15pm] y/n: whatever helps you sleep at night

[8:15pm] Idiot⚡: nothing helps me sleep at night. this mind never rests

[8:16pm] y/n: thinking 24/7 and still not a smart thing comes out of that mouth 👀

[8:17pm] Idiot⚡: yas, bully me more 😫

[8:19pm] y/n: ok thats as much as i can handle for one day......

im gonna pretend to do homework

[8:20pm] idiot⚡: okie... good luck my sweet baby pogchamp 🥰

[8:20pm] y/n: no

[8:20pm] Idiot⚡: 😘😘😘

[8:22pm] y/n: 🙄✋

[8:23pm] Idiot⚡: oh FUCK yas 🥵 shut me UP

[8:25pm] y/n: suddenly all i feel is endless regret

[8:26pm] Idiot⚡: i have that effect on people

See you tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰

[8:27pm] y/n: unfortunately 😘

[8:27pm] idiot⚡: 🥵

You flung an arm over your eyes and let a small giggle bubble up from your chest. Nishinoya was probably the biggest idiot you’d ever met, but you couldn’t help that thinking of spending time with him had you kicking your feet with excitement.

You supposed you should actually get started on your homework. You reached forward when a notification popped up from Yachi, asking if her idea worked and you had stopped liking Nishinoya.

...you should probably break the news, huh?

#nishinoya yuu #nishinoya imagine #nishinoya scenarios #nishinoya yu x reader #nishinoya x reader #nishinoya yu #tanaka ryuunosuke #yachi hitoka #haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader #hq nishinoya #nishinoya #nishinoya yū #haikyuu #nishinoya yuu x reader #haikyu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyu!!#haikyuu x y/n

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ticklepinions · 3 years

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Things Said This Past Week That Made My Brain Go Brr

Long story short the stuff in blue is my friend, black is yours truly.

“You'll pay for that” - I "accidentally" pushed her into a bush (gently)

“I’m gonna make sure you’re up” - I was tired and she woke me up and I said I was up but...

“Sit on your hands” - Pls don't let me explain this one. It ended with my tumby being tiggled to smithereens.

“I’m gonna getcha~!” - SHE SAID THIS RANDOMLY AND THE ROOM WAS DIM AND MY PARTIALLY BLIND ASS PANICKED (#glasses squad).

“Oh yeah? Let me check?” - I said that I wasn't ticklish anymore...

“What’s that right there?” *squeezes my thighs*

“This is how I’ll wake you up” - She literally took TWO hands and squeezed my right side. I just about died y'all

(In the tune of Wiggle by Jason Derulo) "Tickle tickle tickle~"

*laughing at my squeals* - I squeal sometimes, sue me.

"Why do you have so many HANDS" - No matter how much I twisted and turned she always found a way to tickle me. I was bamboozled. Heck.

"Now you're trapped and you can't move. You'll just have to take allllll the tickles" - MMMPH. She has very strong legs and pinned my legs down while grabbing my wrists and I-.

"I'll dooo anythihihing" - leave me alone, BYE.

"Nohohoho look I'm being cute *cue best puppy dog face*"

Her: "*laughs* nice try~ *proceeds to tickle*"

Uh the above is self explanatory...

"*laughs at her terrible math skills*"

"Are you laughing at me!? I'll give you something to laugh about!"

"Haha you're so ticklish" - Y'all. What the actual f*ck.

"Aww you want tickles?" - NOT EXPLAINING. GOODBYE.

"*calls her dog's name to help me lmfao*"

"Oh he's not gonna save you~"

And now a compliation of things my brain decided to make me say as I was getting tickles.

"Zimbabwe"

"What would you doOOoOoOo for a Klondike bar"

"I am stuck on Band-Aid brand cause Band-Aid helps heal me"

"Okay Squidward I get it" (I was saying she had lots of hands and she was laughing at me the entire time I got tickles tf)

"Ceiling fan"

"Looook I hugggg, hugs insteadddd" (I did want more tickles but hugs are also nice heh).

@kanene-yaaay I did it.

#ticklepinion #tickle #tickle community #tickling community #tickling

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thegreymoon · 3 years

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Word of Honor

Oh, he absolutely knows!

But Gu Xiang is too smart to slip up.

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Oh, so you deserved to be skinned alive 😠

Imagine whipping a baby!! 💀💀

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Aww, look at my murder gremlin taking advantage of the situation to get pampered by A-Xu 🤗

And A-Xu is so gentle with him here, I cry!! 😭😭

***

Ah. So I guessed right.

OK, it wasn’t the biggest leap of logic, but still!

***

Yes, please figure some things out and make better choices in life! Make friends with the Ghost ladies and team up to murder your groomer!

I know he’s murder-happy and insane, but Zhao Jing makes my skin crawl. I want him dead.

***

Oh, sweetheart 🙁

Do we want to know what it is you’re trying to forget?

***

I love her so much 😭😭

She is everything that is adorable and perfect! And her relationship with WKX is the best thing!! He loves her so much and wants all the good things for her!

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I love him to pieces!! 💙💙

Poor CWN 🤣🤣 He has no idea how close to death he is and that the only thing protecting him is the fact that she loves him! Also, I love how WKX feels like CWN has no redeeming qualities except for the fact that he is stupid and therefore easy for A-Xiang to manipulate 🤣🤣

And I feel like I have to take a moment to appreciate the parallels here. All her fears about CWN rejecting her if he knew the truth about her are the same ones that he feels about A-Xu 🙁

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Don’t touch me, I’m crying 😭😭

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OH MY GOD 😭😭

I LOVE HIM, I LOVE THEM!! FAVOURITE RELATIONSHIP, FAVOURITE EPISODE!! 😭😭

***

LMAO, of course 🤣🤣

***

Brb, crying forever 😭😭 He said he wants to retire from the martial world and live a tranquil life with A-Xu 😭😭

***

HAVE I MENTIONED ALREADY THAT I LOVE THEM??

BECAUSE I DOOOOOOOO!! 😭😭

***

Be afraid. Be very afraid 😠😠

Your beloved Scorpion killed him and you have no idea! He may not be as malleable or as obedient as you think.

***

Look at this literal paradise they are coming home to!

There is zero chance this ends well. It’s giving me so much anxiety!

***

Oh, be quiet 🙄

I was fully expecting to see a pile of (possibly reanimated) corpses when they walked through that gate and they found a few cobwebs instead! Just go get a broom, boys, and check if the roof needs repairing!

***

Well, shit 😶

So, WKX has been exposed. Good thing that manor has all those inbuilt defense mechanisms, then!

***

OMG 😭😭

***

You should really give Chengling his own room, boys!

Then you can cuddle freely when you have nightmares! 😋

***

I’m so stupid, but it occurred to me only just now that Wen Kexing has been shown as having healing/soothing skills from the start of this show.

I never paid too much attention to this because the killer side of his personality was the more entertaining one and I just took the healing as another aspect of of his martial arts... which, now that I think about it, makes no sense. It took me way too long to connect these dots.

***

I think it’s best if you sleep with him every night from now on!

You know, to keep an eye on him! Just in case! 😋

***

I have no real opinion on Prince Jin so far and I know he’s supposed to be the villain, but currently, I am leaning more towards liking him than not liking him, I guess?

Sorry, A-Xu, I’m a traitor, but I will probably end up eating my words here anyway 🙁

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My heart hurts, they are so hopeful! 😭😭

The world is about to fall apart around them and A-Xu thinks he has gotten a second chance. Lao Wen is restoring his painting, full of hope that Ye Baiyi is coming back to heal the man he loves. Chengling thinks they now get to be a family and I am just waiting for the next episode to come and wreck me 😭😭

***

His hair is turning white very quickly.

So he really is under some kind of deaging spell with an expiration date. Or he traded immortality to bring justice to his dead disciple and his time is now running out? Hmmm.

#word of honor #woh spoilers #woh ep23 #woh ep24

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im-actually-ok · 3 years

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Fangs

Chapter Five

First, Previous, Next

Masterlist

Fandom: Sanders Sides

Ships: Platonic DLAMPR, platonic Logince, platonic Moceit

Word Count: 1077

Genre: Not fluff but not angst, idk

Warnings: Fangs, very slight body horror(the fangs), food, eating, spying, alcohol(Janus being a wine mom), doing the wrong thing for the right reason (i think that’s it but if i missed anything please let me know so i can add it, thank you!!!)

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Ohhhhhhh gosh why was Logan doing this?? Roman was going to think he was weird and a screw up and- and-

“Jesus, Logan, what happened to you??” Logan was snapped from his anxious thoughts when he heard Roman, looking up to see Roman looking at him with a look of… confusion? Concern?? Logan wasn’t the best with emotions.

He made sure the door was closed before he moved and just… sat down on the floor, “hey, Ro,” he said softly, moving a hand up to cover his mouth as he spoke.

Roman was definitely concerned but he moved, sitting on the floor as well. Logan… /definitely/ looked off. First off all his hair was longer, most of it was tied back into a short ponytail but a bit hung over his eyes in the front, the second was the dark circles under his eyes. Guess the lisp wasn’t the only different thing about Logan, also the fact he wasn’t wearing his usual black polo and blue tie. Instead he had on a dark blue large sleep shirt that hung over his small frame and pajama pants with little spaceships and planets and stars.

“Hey, Lo,” he said softly, “you ok?”

“Not… not really,” he said softly.

“You… you wanna talk about it?”

Logan hesitated. Did he really want to tell Roman???

Yeah. He wanted to do this.

“Don’t… just don’t freak out, ok?”

Roman nodded slightly but truly he couldn’t make any promises.

Logan took a breath and nodded as well, “Right. No point in pothtponing it.” he looked down at his lap, “I wath… experimenting and it… didn’t go the way I planned..” he said softly and Roman raised an eyebrow.

“What do you mean?” He asked, the concern and confusion on his face growing.

“I mean that I-...” he sighed, putting his hand down and facing Roman so the other would see his teeth, “I fucked up,”

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“Patton, it’s eleven pm, why are you here?” Janus asked, leaning against the doorframe in his black robe with hints of yellow and a green face mask on, his hair pulled up out of his face and a wine glass in his hand.

“I need your help,” Patton said, hugging himself around the torso.

Janus sighed, “What did you do?”

“I-wha- nothing!”

“Then what do you need me for?” He asked with an eyebrow raise.

Patton sighed and looked around, unsure if anyone was listening, “Can I come inside?”

Janus rolled his eyes, “Ah yes, at eleven pm in my self care hours, I’d /love/ for you to come in,” he said, obviously not wanting him to come in.

“Thanks, Janus,” He said, stepping inside and not catching the sarcasm.

Janus just sighed, walking back inside after Patton and closing his door. Patton pulled out a chair from Janus’s desk and sat down. Janus waved his hand and he was in his normal attire, face mask and robe gone but the wine glass in his hand stayed as he sat on the edge of his bed, “So, Patton, what do you need help with? Got your cat stuffie stuck on the ceiling fan again and need my cane to get it?” he asked with an eyebrow raise.

Patton shook his head a little and then sighed, clasping his hands together as he took a deep breath, “No, I-.... I need you to pretend to be Roman tomorrow and get into Logan’s room,” He said quickly, his face burning slightly with the shame that came with asking such a thing.

Janus’s eyes widened and he sighed, “I must have drank too much, Patton, dear, I’m afraid I misheard you, can you repeat that?” He said though he heard Patton quite clearly, he was giving him a chance to explain himself.

“I-I need you to pose as Roman, please. Apparently Logan let Roman in his room and I’m not sure what’s going on but- but I need you to do this for me!” he said, begging the other, “please, Janus,”

Janus gave him a look, “Patton, you cannot be serious, you are Thomas’s sense of morality and yet you sit here and ask me to violate one of my best friend’s trust by impersonating another one of my best friends behind his back?!”

“I know how it sounds but you have to trust me,”

“This is insane! If Logan trusted Roman enough to let him in that’s a big deal. He didn’t trust me that much, he didn’t trust Virgil or Remus that much, and he sure didn’t trust you that much,” He snapped.

Patton shrunk back a little, tearing up, “I-I know, I-I-I’m sorry, I’m just…. I’m so worried about him, Janus,” he said softly, looking up at him with pleading eyes, “It’s just one time, I only want to know if he’s ok and I’ll never ask you to do anything like this ever again I pinky double super extra duper promise!”

Janus just looked up at him before looking away. “It took me… so long to get accepted. I finally was able to be with you guys and we’re happy. If I do this and the others, or worse, Thomas finds out then not only will Logan and Roman be hurt but I’ll be shipped right back to the dark mindscape. I can’t do that again, Patton.”

Patton’s expression softened, “Janus… we’re not going to ‘unaccept’ you,” he said softly, “You’re family now, kiddo, and if they send you off they’ll have to send me off too because this was all my idea in the first place.”

Janus ran a hand through his hair and he sighed, “Patton I-”

“Kiddo,” Patton cut him off, “I’m not gonna force you to do anything you don’t want to, just know i’m only worried about Logan, you don’t have to do any of this, ok?”

Janus nodded a little, taking deep breaths, “ok… can I-... can I think about it?”

Patton smiled and nodded, “of course, kiddo, take all the time you need,” Patton said, standing and moving to leave but taking Janus’s wine glass as he did.

“Hey, give that back,”

“Kiddo, its eleven pm, you shouldn’t be drinking wine this late,”

“You’re no fun” He stuck his tongue out at Patton and Patton just laughed as he left the room. Janus sighed, flopping back onto his bed and summoning a new glass of wine. He was going to need it if he was going to make this decision.

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Oh what are they gonna doooooooo????? How will Ro react? What will Janus choose? Is Patton making the right choice? So MaNy QuEsTiOnS tHaT i DoN’t HaVe ThE aNsWeR tO!!!

Fangs Au Tag:

@did-he-just-hiss-at-me @aegis-the-ace @occasional-fander @thefivecalls @wishthefish916 @osdd1b-partner-system-dynamics

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juju-on-that-yeet · 5 years

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It Takes a Village, Chapter 12/12

The spell that turned Yandere into a baby finally wears off, and Yandere gets to find out what he was like a baby from the other egos.

At long last, it is done ;w; I hope you’ve enjoyed this story!

Tags: @tired-eldritchhorror @peribloke (ask to be tagged in future works!)

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11

Read on AO3!

Enjoy!

When Yandere finally turns back to normal, it happens just as suddenly as his first transformation. One moment Dr. Iplier looks away from baby Yandere to get one of his toys, and in the next turns to see full-grown Yandere standing there.

Everyone is relieved to have Yandere back to normal; it took so long that everyone had been a little worried that Yandere would be a baby forever. They’re glad Yandere can take care of himself again, and Yandere’s loved ones are relieved that their relationship with him can go back to normal. Chrome and Wilford are happy to have a friend and brother they can actually talk to again, Dr. Iplier is happy to have a self-sufficient son again, and Dark is glad to finally have his boyfriend back after all those weeks without.

Yandere, for his part, is happy to be normal. He doesn’t remember everything about being a baby, but he remembers bits and pieces. He recalls flashes of experience, sensation, memory. He wonders if this is how humans remember their childhoods; as quick snapshots in time. It’s these memories that lead him to egos he normally doesn’t talk to.

“Thank you for rescuing me before, Giniro-san,” Yandere tells Silver Shepherd one morning.

“Oh, n-no need to thank me, it’s what I do,” Silver stammers, though he can’t seem to help smiling. “How much do you remember?”

“Not a lot,” Yandere admits, “I remember being kidnapped, and I remember you finding me, and not really anything in between.” He pauses, thinks for another moment. “I remember flying, though!”

“Oh, yeah!” Silver laughs, “You really enjoyed that. Not many babies like being flown around as much as you did.”

“Yeah, that was fun!” Yandere giggles, “Although, I was wondering…whatever happened to the guys who kidnapped me?”

“Well, uh, Dark and Wilford…took care of them.”

Yandere grins brightly.

“Good! Saves me some trouble.”

“Y-Yeah…” Silver mumbles. He almost seems relieved when Yandere leaves not long after.

Another time, Yandere walks by Ed’s nursery and happens to encounter Marie again. He remembers really disliking her before, but now that he’s normal, the whole situation feels more funny than anything.

“Hi, Marie!” he says to her, and she jumps, surprised.

“How do you know my name!?” Marie yells.

“Because we’ve met before!” Yandere laughs, “Don’t you remember?”

Marie glares at Yandere cautiously.

“I don’t know you,” she insists, “Stop being weird or I’m gonna call Mr. Edgar!”

“Remember that baby Ed babysat a while ago? The one who you made cry?” Yandere asks. “Well, that was me!”

Marie blinks. Yandere can almost see the gears turning in her head; how she’s reconciling this impossible information with the fact that, yes, this person does look a lot like that baby.

“That doesn’t make any sense!” Marie cries, “You’re a baby!”

“Not anymore.”

Marie looks completely bewildered. She turns and runs off.

“Mr. Edgar! Yan turned into a grown-up!! Why can’t I turn into a grown-up!?”

“Dang nabbit, Marie–”

Yandere just laughs and continues on his way.

Later, he spies a familiar squirrel in the hallway. The squirrel seems to remember him, too, and approaches him cautiously.

“Hey there!” Yandere coos, kneeling down to the squirrel, “What was your name again? Allen, Evan–”

“Everett, actually,” says a voice, good-humored, “Close, though.”

Yandere looks up to see King of the Squirrels approaching him, and grins sheepishly.

“It’s pretty hard to remember specific details,” he mumbles.

“Hey, don’t feel bad!” King laughs, “Everett doesn’t seem to mind.”

He doesn’t; the squirrel is right in front of Yandere now, sniffing his outstretched hand.

“You can pet him whenever you want,” King says, “As long as Everett’s alright with it.”

“Really?” Yandere asks, eagerness shining in his eyes.

“Of course,” King replies, “These guys don’t just let anyone pet them; I think I can trust you with him.”

Yandere looks at Everett, and scratches behind his ear with one finger. Everett leans into the touch and squeaks happily. He’s not the Shiba Inu that Yandere has begged Dark for a hundred times over, but he’s still pretty cute.

“Arigato,” Yandere says to King, smiling gently at Everett.

Yandere later finds himself being followed by the Jims, who are apparently interested in filming a conclusion to the documentary Yandere vaguely remembers being a part of. Not so interested that they’ll approach Yandere directly, though.

“Stabby Jim appears to be grown again,” RJ stage-whispers as he and CJ trail several yards behind Yandere down the hall, “We must be careful, Jim! We don’t want to end up on the wrong end of his stabby!”

“You mean my katana?” Yandere asks pleasantly, not turning around or changing his pace.

RJ yelps, and CJ manages an involuntary squeak.

“Run Jim!!” cries RJ, and the pair scramble away as Yandere laughs.

He does get a quiet moment with the Host later, however, reminiscing on being in the room for his bandage changes and interrupting his tender moments with Dr. Iplier.

“I definitely remember getting jealous of you,” Yandere giggles to him from a chair in the library. “I wanted Shishi all to myself.”

“The Host recalls,” Host replies over a cup of tea, smiling gently, “Apparently the fact that Dr. Iplier spent nearly every other waking moment with you wasn’t enough.”

Yandere shrugs amicably, then pauses to think.

“You know,” he says, “Even though I remember all those times when you were in the clinic getting your eyes cleaned, I can’t remember what your eyes look like. I must have seen them…”

“The Host considers it a stroke of luck,” Host says quietly, sipping his tea.

Most interesting to Yandere, though, is talking to his loved ones about the experience, recalling how they reacted, and occasionally scolding them about it. They’re the ones he goes to first, and goes to most often, to learn about what happened when he was a baby and get context for the memory fragments in his mind.

“You were a pretty terrible babysitter, onii-san,” Yandere tells Wilford one morning as they’re eating breakfast together in one of the communal rooms. Yandere’s memories of Wilford’s misadventures in babysitting are predictably fuzzy, but he’s been told what happened enough times already by others. In response to Yandere’s words, Wilford gasps dramatically through a mouthful of bacon.

“Slander!” Wilford cries. “I was a great babysitter!”

“You lost me twice.”

“Excuse you, I lost you once! I…outsourced you the other time.”

Yandere snorts, almost choking on the toast he’s eating.

“Is that what you’re calling it? I think Yami and Shishi would call it “dumping me on someone else” and “shirking responsibility.”” Yandere makes light air quotes with the hand not holding his toast.

“Yanny, my boy,” Wilford says, “I haven’t cared what Dark and Doc think about my behavior since…hmm…” He wiggles his moustache in thought. “About 1976. Give or take ten years.”

“Shishi didn’t even exist yet back then, Wil.”

“See, you get it!”

Yandere laughs again, shaking his head. He knows how to get a reaction out of Wilford, though, and slides back in his chair with mock despair.

“Oh, but nii-chan, did you really not love me enough to watch over me?” Yandere asks, throwing his arm over his eyes. “Did you really dislike me so much that you’d give me to someone else?”

“Hey now…” Wilford starts, bewildered by Yandere’s sudden mood change.

“I’m so crushed…” Yandere moans, sliding all the way off his chair and slumping over to Wilford, “My nii-chan doesn’t love me, he doesn’t want to deal with me anymore…”

“Yan–”

“What am I gonna doooooooo??” Yandere wails, throwing himself across Wilford’s lap, face-down. “How am I gonna survive without my nii-chan??”

“Oh, calm down,” Wilford huffs, rolling his eyes, “Look at you, so dramatic.”

“Well,” Yandere says, craning his head up to look at Wilford, “I learned from the best!”

Wilford bursts into laughter at that, guffawing uproariously as Yandere drops the act, laughing along with him as he gets up from Wilford’s lap.

“To tell you the truth, kiddo,” Wilford says, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes, “You were just too much trouble as a baby. Adorable, of course, but you got into everything! And you just can’t reason with a baby.” He smirks. “But you know, you’re just as difficult grown up, aren’t you?”

“Niiiiiii-chaaaaaaaaan…” Yandere whines, slumping against Wilford’s shoulder.

“Exactly what I mean,” Wilford insists, “You troublesome little rapscallion!”

Before Yandere can whine again, Wilford stands from his chair and grabs Yandere in one swift motion, scooping him up and twirling him around. Yandere shrieks and laughs as he’s spun around, so fast that he’s still dizzy when Wilford stops.

“If I’m still troublesome,” Yandere says, “Am I still adorable, too?”

“Of course!” Wilford laughs, planting a kiss to Yandere’s forehead. He pauses. “I suppose what I mean to say it that you haven’t changed at all, except we don’t have to be watching you all day anymore.”

“What “we”?” Yandere giggles, “You pretty much admitted that you didn’t do much watching.”

“Alright, you ungrateful little–”

Wilford spends the rest of the morning alternating between tickling Yandere relentlessly and squeezing him in tight bear hugs and swinging him around. Yandere lets him, laughing and shouting and putting up token protests all the while. Wilford does eventually let him go, kissing his forehead again before poofing away to his studio.

Yandere talks to Chrome, too, as the pair are sitting in the control room playing Mario Kart.

“I’m getting deja vu,” Yandere says as he plays, struggling to get Princess Peach back into second place against the high-leveled NPCs. “Did you play Mario Kart with me when I was a baby?”

“Sort of,” Chrome answers, in first place by a wide margin. “I let you sit with me and watch me play a few times. I didn’t watch you that much, though, it was mostly Dr. Iplier.”

“Makes sense,” Yandere hums. He glances over at Chrome with a grin. “Was I at least fun to babysit?”

“I hate babies,” Chrome says, deadpan, “You were…tolerable.”

“You wound me, Aka-kun,” Yandere says, feigning sadness, “Everyone else says I was adorable.”

“That’s because they’re human adults, who are predisposed to finding babies endearing. I’m not a human, and I have no reason to find babies cute.”

“I’m pretty sure Kiiro-kun thought I was cute.”

“That’s because Oliver’s weird.”

Yandere laughs, then groans in frustration as Princess Peach drives over the finish line at fourth place. Chrome smirks, and Yandere whacks him in the arm with his controller.

“Don’t do that,” Chrome says, mildly annoyed, “You’re gonna break the controller.”

“You’re not gonna scold me for hitting you?”

“I don’t think I need to explain that hitting people is rude, but if you really want me to…”

“Alright, baka!” Yandere laughs, leaning against Chrome as he goes through the game’s menus to start another race. Yandere pauses. “You’re being pretty light on your teasing today. What’s up with that?”

Chrome stops pressing buttons on his controller, and gets an odd look on his face. He knows what he wants to say, but isn’t sure how best to say it.

“I guess…I don’t know,” he mutters, “Remembering when you were a baby, it’s just…do you remember anything else about me from being a baby? Aside from me playing Mario Kart?”

Yandere considers. He does remember something else, but only vaguely. He has an undefined memory of being held against Chrome’s red t-shirt, of crying in his grasp, but he can’t remember what the tears were for.

“Kinda,” Yandere says, “I remember at one point you were holding me while I was crying.”

“But you don’t remember why you were crying?”

“No…why was I crying?”

“I…yelled at you for trying to touch something dangerous.” Chrome shrugs, but the movement seems tight. “I just feel sort of bad, I guess.”

“Well,” Yandere says, “You were trying to stop me from getting hurt, right? You don’t have to feel bad about that!”

“Yeah,” Chrome mutters grudgingly, “I guess so.”

Yandere suspects there might be a bit more to the story, but he knows that Chrome is unlikely to tell him anything if he presses the issue. So he lets the subject drop, but stays leaned against Chrome’s side until his body relaxes. Yandere soon forgets the odd moment as he wins the next couple races, and he and Chrome get back into their friendly jeering and bantering.

Yandere talks to Dark, too; sits on his desk and asks him about how he took the situation, ignores him when he asks Yandere to get off his desk. He doesn’t seem too annoyed about it, though, because he answers Yandere’s question anyway.

“I’ll admit it was strange,” Dark says, “I was never quite sure what to do with you whenever I had to look after you.” He grins. “You still seemed to like me a lot, though.”

“How could I ever not like you?” Yandere asks, leaning towards Dark to kiss him. Dark does more than let him; he moves into the kiss, hand creeping across the desk towards Yandere’s thigh. Yandere pretends not to notice. “I remember being really happy whenever you gave me any attention. I guess it was like…” He thinks. “You know when little kids get crushes on, like, their teacher or their babysitter? Even though they don’t know what romance and stuff are yet? They just think they’re nice and want their attention all the time? That’s kind of how it felt.” Dark chuckles a little at that.

“That makes sense, I suppose,” he says, “I don’t normally like babies, but you were very cute.”

“Thanks~!” Yandere giggles. “So you kinda felt like I did, then?”

“Well, I wouldn’t call it a “crush.”” Dark looks away for a moment, awkward. “I didn’t feel anything stronger than fondness for you. You were a child, after all.” He smiles at Yandere. “I’ll admit I missed you a bit while you were transformed.”

“Really?” Yandere asks, putting his arms around Dark’s shoulders, “You missed me?” Yandere never passes up an opportunity to hear Dark talk about how much he loves him, and Dark’s smirk suggests he realizes that.

“Of course,” Dark insists, turning his head to kiss Yandere’s arm, “I missed having you around to talk to.”

““To talk to”? Is that all?” Yandere’s tone is playful.

“Oh, far from it,” Dark murmurs, lust creeping into his tone. “Would you like me to be blunt?” He finally moves the hand on his desk to touch Yandere’s thigh, the tips of his fingers just barely under his skirt. Yandere shivers with goosebumps and leans close to Dark.

“I’d like you to stop talking and show me what you mean,” Yandere whispers with a devilish grin.

That’s all the encouragement Dark needs to stand up out of his chair and push his hand all the way up Yandere’s skirt. His other hand goes to Yandere’s back to pull him close as he kisses him, going from Yandere’s mouth to his neck, biting and sucking.

“Yami, ah,” Yandere gasps, already overwhelmed and holding onto Dark’s shoulders for dear life, “Yami, slow down, ohh–”

At that, Dark does stop, but only to push Yandere down onto his desk with a hand spread over his chest, aura creeping up against Yandere’s clothes, chomping at the bit to pull them off.

“You asked me to show you what I meant,” Dark says, “And I intend to show you exactly how much I missed you.” He smirks again, but his eyes are more intense than before, his whole posture radiating power. “Isn’t that what you want?”

Yandere gazes up at him, slack-jawed and starry-eyed, still overwhelmed yet eager for more.

“Yes,” he gasps, “Show me, senpai.”

Yandere doesn’t leave Dark’s office for a long while, and when he finally does, he’s bruised and disheveled, lovestruck and humming to himself as he walks down the hall.

But out of everyone Yandere knows, he’s most curious to know what Dr. Iplier thought of his transformation, of having him as a baby. Dr. Iplier’s his dad, after all, and he already enjoys babying Yandere enough anyway. He’s getting a mild gash treated at the clinic when he asks about it.

“Hey Dad,” he says, “What was–ow–what was it like when I was a baby?”

Dr. Iplier isn’t stitching his arm; the cut isn’t severe enough to need it. He is sanitizing it though, and somehow Yandere still isn’t used to that particular stinging pain. Dr. Iplier continues to work on Yandere’s arm, thinking as he does.

“It was…interesting,” he says, then laughs a little at himself. “Descriptive, huh. But honestly, it was…really nice, in some ways. But different. But also not that different.” He grins, looking up from his work to meet Yandere’s eyes. “You still had your normal personality, that’s for sure.”

“Really?” Yandere asks, curious. Most people didn’t have much to say about what he was like as a baby, other than that he was cute. Now that someone’s going to tell him, he’s eager to know.

“Definitely,” Dr. Iplier answers him, holding the edges of Yandere’s cut together with one hand and putting a butterfly bandage over it with the other. “You were just as affectionate, always wanting to be held or hugged. God forbid I talked to anyone but you, you’d get so jealous!”

“I do kinda remember that,” Yandere admits with a sheepish grin. “I really hated it when you hugged or kissed the Host.”

“We could tell,” Dr. Iplier laughs, “You were a troublemaker, too, just like you are now.” He pauses. “Well, not quite as much. There wasn’t as much trouble you could get into as a baby.” His voice has gone wistful.

“What do you mean?” Yandere asks.

“I mean…” Dr. Iplier chews his lip for a moment, choosing his words. “You were too little to hold a sword, or spar in the dojo. And you were too little to want to go out at night and get into fights. You were too little to go out at night at all. You were perfectly happy to just stay here at home all day with me and the other egos. I never had to sew you up or give you blood transfusions, and I never had to worry that I might need to. You were…always safe.” He wipes away the last drops of blood from Yandere’s cut. “It was a relief to not have to worry about all that.”

“Dad…” Yandere mumbles, guilt sinking into his stomach. “I didn’t…I mean…” He looks away. “I’m sorry.”

“Hey now, don’t be upset,” Dr. Iplier murmurs, gentling taking Yandere’s chin in his hand and turning his head back to face him. “I wasn’t trying to make you feel bad. And you know, there’s something I’m relieved about now that you’re back to normal.”

“What?” Yandere asks, still moping.

“You’re not as helpless as you were as a baby.” Dr. Iplier’s voice gets a little quieter. “Do you remember at all, when those guys kidnapped you and held you for ransom?”

“Yeah,” Yandere says, “Mostly when I first got taken and then when Giniro-san brought me home, not much in between.”

“Well, let me tell you,” Dr. Iplier says, “I was beside myself when I realized what had happened. I was a complete wreck. I was so terrified for you because I knew you were helpless. You were a baby; you couldn’t defend yourself or escape. There was a real chance I could lose you.” He manages a smile and cups Yandere’s face in his hands. “You may be a champ at getting into trouble, but you’re even better at getting yourself out of it. You’re so strong and resourceful, and I might worry about you, but I know you’ll always come home in one piece.”

Yandere smiles back, giggling as Dr. Iplier kisses his forehead.

“So you’d rather have me as a grown-up than as a baby?” Yandere asks.

“Yes,” Dr. Iplier replies, “But I wouldn’t be upset if this happened again. Then again…” He grins a particularly playful grin. “…You’ll always be my baby.”

“Daaaaaad,” Yandere groans, but he can’t help but laugh as Dr. Iplier kisses his forehead again, one, two, three times, before finally letting him go.

“Alright, I’ll quit embarrassing you,” Dr. Iplier chuckles, “You’re free to go, kid. Your arm’s all set for now.”

Yandere jumps off the examination table, but doesn’t leave right away. There’s another memory at the back of his mind that he’s curious about.

“Hey, Dad?” Yandere asks, “I have a weird question about when I was a baby.”

“What is it?” Dr. Iplier asks.

“Did you, um, ever…sing to me?”

Dr. Iplier’s face somehow both lights up and turns an embarrassed shade of pink in the same instant.

“You remember that, huh?” Dr. Iplier laughs a little. “I did, a few times. After that kidnapping ordeal, you kept waking up in the middle of the night crying, and it got harder and harder to console you. Finally I ran out of ideas and sang to you one night, and it cheered you up and put you right to sleep.” He smiles fondly at the memory. “I ended up singing to you a few more times after that when you cried, and you seemed to really love it.”

“I remember being held and hearing your voice,” Yandere says, blushing to match Dr. Iplier’s still-pink cheeks. “I only kinda remember the tune, it was like…”

He half-hums an incomplete melody, straining hard to recall it. But the notes he does remember ring true, and Dr. Iplier joins in, recreating the song.

“Oh!” Yandere gasps as Dr. Iplier hums. “It was “What a Wonderful World,” wasn’t it?”

“Yep,” Dr. Iplier replies, “I didn’t expect you to remember it that well, I’m kind of impressed.”

“I really don’t remember it that great,” Yandere says. He tilts his head. “Maybe you cooould…sing it again sometime?”

“Ah, I don’t…” Dr. Iplier ducks his head, embarrassed. “I’m no singer, you don’t need to hear me singing again.”

“But Dad,” Yandere whines, pouting, “You sang for me before and I liked it!”

“You were a baby. I knew you were gonna like it no matter how it sounded. I’d feel awkward doing it again.”

“Daaaaaaaad…” Yandere sighs, flouncing to Dr. Iplier and leaning into his side, “You don’t have to sing right this second, just, eventually! Please?”

“Yan…”

Yandere lays his head on Dr. Iplier’s shoulder and looks up at him with the biggest, saddest eyes he can muster.

“Please, Papa? For me?”

Dr. Iplier sputters, and it takes all of Yandere’s willpower to keep a straight face.

“Alright, alright, I’ll sing for you again eventually,” Dr. Iplier sighs, “Happy?”

“Yep!” Yandere perks up immediately, back to his sunny, happy self.

“You’re a spoiled brat, you know that?”

“Whose fault is that?”

“That didn’t sound like a denial.” Dr. Iplier ruffles Yandere’s hair. “If I’m gonna embarrass myself for you, then I expect something in return.”

“What?” Yandere asks, intrigued. Dr. Iplier grins.

“You have to let me show you all the photos I took of you as a baby, and deal with all my gushing.”

Yandere laughs, a bit awkward but mostly genuine.

“I guess that’s fair. Bring on the baby pics, then!”

That’s how Yandere ends up sitting next to Dr. Iplier on his bed, scrolling through photos on Dr. Iplier’s phone. It’s strange for Yandere to see himself as a baby, but he has to admit he was as cute as everyone says. He’s surprised the spell that transformed him took away his hair dye in the process, but it doesn’t look too bad in the photos. There’s photos of him playing, eating, sleeping, and wearing many, many different outfits (“Why did you buy so many? It’s not like I’ll ever be able to wear them again.” “I know, but look how cute you are in this one! And this one, and this one…”). Most interesting are the ones featuring Yandere with the other egos. There’s RJ and CJ holding microphones up to him, Silver hovering in the air with Yandere held securely in his arms, Yandere toddling after Marie, Yandere surrounded by curious squirrels, Host reading him a book, and even a series of photos showing Bing and Bop trying to teach Yandere how to skateboard.

Naturally, Yandere ends up with a few favorites: The one of him sitting in Chrome’s lap while Chrome plays Mario Kart (“You were totally enthralled by the screen, it was pretty funny.”), the one of Wilford holding him up in the air (“He actually tossed you a few times, almost gave me a heart attack! You didn’t mind, though.”), and the slightly blurred one of Dark kissing his cheek, clearly taken from afar (“I don’t know how he didn’t catch me taking this, but it was worth the risk.”).

But then they come to one of the last photos taken, one of the only ones that appears to have been taken at night, and one of the few that feature Dr. Iplier. It’s of Dr. Iplier standing before a crib, cradling a sleeping Yandere in his arms. Yandere’s sucking his thumb in his sleep, and as cute as it is, Yandere’s favorite part of the image is the serene, adoring smile on Dr. Iplier’s face. One of his hands is tucking a dark curl of hair behind Yandere’s ear. Yandere can’t help but recall every time he ever felt like a burden, like there was no way Dr. Iplier could care about him, and how it compares to the simple sweetness in this photo. Does Dr. Iplier always look at him like that, and Yandere just doesn’t notice?

“You like this one?” Dr. Iplier asks, humor in his voice, breaking Yandere out of his reverie.

“Yeah,” he mumbles, “It’s…really nice.” He pauses. “But wait, who took it since you didn’t?”

“Host did, he was with us that night.” Dr. Iplier’s expression softens as he remembers. “He took this of me while I was putting you to bed. I didn’t know until he showed it to me afterwards.”

“Host took this photo?”

“Yes…?”

“He took this really nicely framed and well-timed photo??”

“Yes, Yan, what are you–”

“How???”

A long pause. Eventually, Dr. Iplier shoves Yandere playfully and Yandere breaks into laughter.

“Don’t be rude!” Dr. Iplier shouts through his own laughter. “Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he used his narration to make sure he got the best photo possible. I’m glad he did it, though.”

“Me too,” Yandere says, smiling big.

As sweet and fun as it seemed to be for the other egos, Yandere is glad that he’s not s baby anymore. He supposes he’s glad it happened, though, if for nothing else than the memories. But also for the knowledge that the other egos still protected him and cared for him at his most helpless, and, if he’s honest, his most useless. After all, what’s more useless than an infant who can barely even walk or talk? Yet the other egos still liked him, still wanted him around, and his loved ones still loved him and cared for him. Chrome still played Mario Kart with him, Wilford still scooped him up and spun him around, Dark still kissed him, and Dr. Iplier still comforted him when he cried.

Even if the other memories of being a baby eventually disappear, Yandere hopes that the memory of the unconditional love he received will lift his spirits forever.

#markiplier #yandereplier #dr. iplier #markiplier fanfiction #my writing #kristin says stuff #it takes a village #finally finished!#just in time for october ;)

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deeeelightfuldee · 3 years

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surveys 045.

Have you ever tried Turkish Delight? Nope.

Do you have a Vietnamese restaurant in your town or city? no

Do you or have you ever owned a portable gaming console? yup. switch, gameboy color, gameboy deluxe, nintendo ds, etc.

Have you ever been in a car with a sunroof? I sure have.

Do you have to have an occasion to eat out or do you just do it for fun? no, I can go out whenever.

Have you opened a letter today? uhhhhhhhhhhh. no. not today yet.

How far away is the closest cinema from your house? About a 15 minute drive.

Have you ever been to the emergency room? definitely

Are you one of those people who can’t go without their morning coffee? quite the opposite. no coffee for me.

Have you ever worn fake eyelashes? I think 2x.

Do you know the story of how your parents met? If so, tell me? they went to the same HS together but never interacted. Once they were out of school my dad found out my mom broke up with her bf and he called my mom to ask her out and she said sure.

What is your favourite fruit? Bananas.

What was the last photograph you took? It was a selfie on Snapchat.

What is your favourite Chinese food? beef fried rice, spring rolls, orange chicken, sweet n sour chicken

Would you ever work at a movie theatre? No, I don’t see that being a thing I’ll do

Do you have a phone charger in your car? I dooooo.

Where is your favourite place to get breakfast? eggheadz or lumes.

What is your favourite summer fruit? watermelon

Do you live far from your parents? depends which parent

Have you ever submitted a video to Funniest Home Videos? No.

What was the first sport you learned how to play? I am pretty sure tee ball or whatever.

Do you have a headache at the moment? no, but it’s goin to be soon I can tell.

Are your parents still together? no, thank God.

What was the last type of smoothie you drank? A peanut butter cup one

Do you think you have a wide vocabulary? I do, I just don’t always use it because I’m always self conscious others will be confused or think i’m pretentious.

What was the last hot food you ate? wings I made from scratch.

Have you ever seen a meteor shower? yes

Describe your current position. I’m on my bed with my legs stretched out but crossed. the laptop on my lap on top of a pillow

Have you used a microwave today? i have not.

What is your favourite mobile app? google maps, docs, camera, messages, snapchat (tho no real point anymore), amazon, southwest, air bnb, zillow, accuweather, shazam, and bumble (soon to be) are the current ones.

Where did your first kiss take place? in his car on my driveway, midnight on my 16th birthday.

What was the last electronic device you purchased? honestly, for so long I didn’t buy any electronics because Kile always gifted them to me and spoiled me with things before I ever even knew I wanted them. now, I’m too broke to be shopping for that sort of thing.

What is your state’s capital city? springfield

Is there a fresh juice bar in your town or city? nope.

Do you go to the gym or do you exercise at home? I was every single day pretty consistently, and will be in a few more days, but I’m not cleared yet.

How far away from your house is the closest beach? uhhhhhh maybe 25 mins

Have you ever slept through an alarm? no

Do you have any celebrity crushes? not really. I just don’t watch enough stuff with mainstream celebs.

Do you prefer going out for coffee or brewing your own? neither, thanks

Have you consumed caffeine today? If so, in what form? not yet.

Do you have lactose intolerance or know anyone who does? I doooooooo. I neglect to follow it tho pretty frequently. The pain from dairy is WAY less severe then the pain from gluten, so I roll with it.

Do you know anyone who follows a raw vegan diet and lifestyle? i mean probably, but no one close to me.

Have you killed a bug this week? HAAAAAAAAAAAAA no.

What was the first food you learned how to cook? goodness, I don’t remember. probably pot roast.

Do you have a Bachelor’s degree? If so, what in? I do. Two. One in Psychology and one in Speech & Language Pathology.

How many email accounts do you have? waaaaaay more than one person needs.

Can you go see a doctor alone or do you like to take someone with you? It depends. if I’m really out of it I’ll bring someone so they can listen and I can veg.

Have you ever made your own pasta noodles from scratch? no. I couldn’t now anyway.

Have you ever been overseas? If so, where? No. but I long to.

How long is your average shower? roughly 10 mins

How close is the nearest park from your house? a couple blocks. if you were to drive there youd get there in one minute.

Which household chore do you hate the most? anything bathroom.

Do you use a dryer or put your clothes on a line?. We have a dryer but I hang dry almost everything that I wear on my upper half. anything on my bottoms I usually dry by dryer. I’d love to have a line dry though.

Have you ever been to an all-you-can-eat buffet? Yes.

Who was the last person to call you on the phone, and did you answer? my sister. yes.

Can you see out any windows from where you are? the way I am facing, the windows are behind me. Besides that, I keep my room very dark so it remains as cool as possible.

Do you like pineapple on pizza? I do!

What colour is your soap? It comes out liquid-y ... white?

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peachingboy · 7 years

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Boku No Hero Light Novel No.2 Trans

Chapter 1: Commence the Study Groups! (そろそろの勉強会), Part 3.

[Part 1, Part 2]

t/n: at first I didn’t think I’d get this done today but! due to the fact that bnha s2 was starting today which gave me a big motivation boost to do something bnha related and hence me plus ultra-ring through part 3! Btw I also want to say thank you to those who have left kind messages in my ask box, they really make me happy! THANK YOU <3

Kyouka is starting to get the quadratic formula’s they were going through.

“Ah I see, you can solve them like this?”

“Oh, Kyouka-san, at first glance you’ll feel like you are stuck but if you look at the question properly you will be okay.”

“As expected that’s our Yaomomo, so easy to understand!”

“Oh, please, don’t say stuff like that..”

Kyouka’s honest thoughts about Yaoyorozu made her blush happily, her explanations made it really easy for everyone to understand.

“Yaomomo-senseiiiiiiiii- How should I do this English translation?”

“Just give me a minute Ashido-san….. ah this one…”

Yaoyorozu’s standing study plan was the most perfect, each subject was carefully timetabled together, everyone’s weak point was analysed and measured. Yaoyorozu taught everyone with kindness and carefulness which made everything easy to understand too.

When they think about all the time and preparation she’d put into this, to think in the beginning they didn’t want to enter into this palace.

Because Ashido really wanted to attend the lodge for the test of courage she is aggressively trying really hard to concentrate.

“Uh, your face is gonna explode!”

However, there is already one person who has had enough, that guy is Kaminari Denki.

From the sports festival to the work placements, they’ve literally been swept away by these events, it’s bewildering and then having to come and study, the brain is going to fry if this keeps up!

“X&Y ions combination…. auxiliary verbs…. Sumerians and Crown Shock….”

“Ahhhhh! If you say anymore, I’m going to really explode!”

Even though he didn’t emit any electricity he had on his stupid facial expression. Kaminari turns towards his neighbouring Kyouka who tells him:

“Get a hold of yourself! Don’t you want to go to the lodge?”

“I doooooooo, but even Aizawa sensei said who ever gets failing marks won’t be able to attend, I even had supplementary lessons at school!”

“AHHHHHHHH…. somebody……. anybody please exchange heads with me!!”

Ojiro tried to give him some encouraging words, but the soon to be reality for Kaminari is him blowing up and sinking, because of this Ojiro felt bad and apologised for not being more sensitive.

“Kaminari-san, should we take a break soon? It’s good to have moderate breaks, it raises efficiency” Yaoyorozu suggested, just then a voice could be heard from outside the doors.

“So then…” The door opens, and the butler enters.

“As you wished, the tea has been prepared.”

“Welcome back.”

Don’t tell me, he’s just been waiting on standby all this time???

Kyouka and the gang eyes rounded at the sight of the maids reeling in a wagon with tea and cookies in front of them.

Just from the looks of it, the tea set prepared were obviously really expensive, they watched a crimson red coloured tea being poured out into the cups. The steam along with the soft aroma can be felt drifting in the air around them.

The butlers and maid left out to avoid getting in the way of their break so they quietly and quickly distributed the tea and left the lecture hall.

“Pleas everyone drink and eat up.”

Yaoyorozu acted as a cue and everyone stopped their studying and took a sip of the crimson red tea.

“The tea brewed by the maid for us…” The carefully brewed red tea rains down and stains the dry grounds of Kaminari’s heart.

“mhmm, that hit the spot!” The obviously exhausted Ashido complimented.

“Harrods? or something right?”

“Yes that’s correct, I personally love drinking this specific blend when studying, it’s produced in a different area, that’s why the blend produces a complex flavour of persimmons so when your brain becomes weary, you relax and drink this, it’ll instantly rejuvenate you.”

“ummmmmmmm…… I don’t really get what you just said but it’s delicious!”

“I don’t usually drink tea but this crimson red tea is really good!”

Sero and Ojiro appeared to be quite interested in the tea.

Ashido eyes began to shine at the tea coloured cookie she just dipped into her cup.

“This cookie looks real yummy!” The little distorted shapes on the cookies were kinda weird but nonetheless they were certain it was ordered from some fancy high end shop which had their version of stuff they’d thought would be delicious, well that’s what everyone thought as they put the cookies into their mouths.

Yaoyorozu smiled at everyone eating, waiting for the taste of nutrients (?) to hit, it was different from the usual sweet tastes, she anticipated them to taste the complex bitterness.

“……………………”

The five cocked their head slightly at the unexpected taste, at first they were stuck in a state of confusion but suddenly a strong bitter and pungent taste came rushing in their mouth with a strong hint of salted fish!

Their senses were going off, their tongues were tingling and their mouths and throat felt like it was under attack. They turned their head back to try and stop the smell of fish from getting into their nose.

“YGYGSHJSSJSGSGSGJSG”

This isn’t something people can eat, they had to trust the instinct of their tongues right now, but they were in such a fancy place, there must be a reason, they have to doubt their own tastebuds.

This must be the taste of celebs.

“What do you guys think?”

To stop themselves from puking, they pressed their hands down onto their mouth, their faces turned blue and started producing cold sweat.

Yaoyorozu suddenly notices their demise, but they five just chugged down the red tea alongside the cookies.

“Is it possible that it is not suitable to your taste?”

“Ah…h n-no it’s not like that…”

“The celeb cookie is grea—–t!”

Somehow Ojiro and Ashido managed to open their mouths to try and not hurt Yaoyorozu feelings but she becomes worried she made them eat bad cookies.

“………….?!”

Yaoyorozu’s face fills with shock.

“Wai- please excuse me for a moment..”

She presses her hand against her mouth as she becomes mildly confused.

The remaining five waited for her footsteps to distant away from them before they end up throwing the cookies away.

“uwaaaa! The taste is still in my mouth..”

“These aren’t cookies anymore, they’re weapons of mass destruction!” said Ashido as she tries to drink out the taste with her tea.

Kaminari was still staring suspiciously at the cookie.

“But this really woke us up right? It got me in one shot!”

Following on from what Kaminari said, Ojiro mentions with a serious expression.

“I really had to work up the courage to take bite it once.”

Kyouka also downing her tea played lookout and kept her eyes fixed on the door.

“I wonder if Yaomomo tasted something weird, she did look confuse?”

“Ah, it doesn’t matter, she’s going to return soon.”

However, it was the opposite to what Kaminari said, it didn’t seem like Yaoyorozu was going to come back any time soon. But they can’t resume their tutoring with a teacher however, they thought with concentration, motivation and a different mindset they could atleast try,

But Kyouka couldn’t function with the smell still lingering, she’s still trying to get rid of the taste that is still swimming in her mouth with the tea.

“Wait a minute guys, I’m gonna head to the toilet”

“Ah, me too! I need to go too, I drank way too much!”

Both Kyouka and Ashido get up and opened the door, there was a maid on standby for anything they might need.

They had to hurry as the urge to pee was unreal, the long corridor playing music did not help either and Ashido was about to burst!

“fuaa- I made it!

“It’s tough because this place is so wide!”

The two exit after washing their hands both with refreshed smiling faces, suddenly they both stopped.

“Ah…. which way was back again?”

“oh.. god”

Right or left, no matter which way they look it’s just the same continuous long corridor! It feels like they came from the right but it also feels like they came from the left.

Kyouka was embarassed about the maid waiting in front of the toilet so she sent her away, now who was going to make sure they returned back okay?

“I don’t think she’s coming, let’s just go which ever!”

“Huh?!…. wait!”

Ashido simply suggested turning to the right based on only intuition, Kyouka was unsure but followed anyways.

“They’re late…. did those guys get lost or something?” Sero asked with a laughing face, Ojiro agrees with an eyebrow raise.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if they got lost, look at this place.”

“But the maid would be there to bring them back right? They should be okay, no?”

“Nah, I think so too” Ojiro smiles. While Ojiro and Sero were conversing, Kaminari planted his face down into his notebook and started rubbing it around.

“…………………”

He wiggles the top half of his body like a giant worm, Sero and Ojiro couldn’t help but notice, they exchange looks and then watched Kaminari’s head, Sero with a calming voice asks;

“Dude, what did you just do?”

“I’m trying to get the knowledge to enter my head.”

“Dude, I don’t think that’s going to work, you’d probably lose more knowledge like that” Sero calmly pointed out as the teary eyed Kaminari raises his head.

“sooooooooooo what should I doooooooooo?!”

“Try and study normally.. don’t you think?”

“My brain has reached its limit!…. Limit!!! If I don’t get one more letter into me… uhhh….hu…good bye lodge camp… hello supplementary lesson hell.”

Even his dreams of having tea made by maids before couldn’t stop Kaminari from going into give up mode, Kaminari is just doing whatever now.

Ojiro and Sero tries their best to console him.

“I-it’s gonna be okay man! There’s still plenty of time elft!”

“Y-yeahh… Yeahh! That’s right! If we just focus hard enough we can surpass any difficulties! Remember the school’s motto!”

“PLUS ULTRA!”

“….Even if I can’t remember one more letter?”

It didn’t look like Kaminari’s give up mode was going to end anytime soon, this went against his usual positive attitude. I guess the studying and it’s stress really changes you negatively!

“Hey, you can definitely plus ultra that last letter can’t you?”

“Yeah, what Ojiro said, you can totally power through the last word! Don’t you want to attend the lodge camp?!”

His classmates kind, encouraging words had Kaminari’s stuck gears slowly moving again.

“………y-you’re right! I just need to power through this last letter!” said Kaminari as his eyes fell upon his English text book and its tightly packed lines of English letters.

From A to Z he tries to line up the letters in a formation he’d like and was able t to read from.

pa———–n, Kaminari bursts a brain cell!

“ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I can’t I can’t I can’t!” Kaminari tries to escape from the reality as he covers his ears from Ojiro and Sero’s worrying words.

The world is cruel, he remembers the ridiculing from Mineta Minoru from a few days ago.

-When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you gotta do…

“….ha”

Kaminari lets out a dry laugh, the days before it was Kaminari who kept bragging to Mineta about going to study at Yaoyorozu’s house.

“Ay, you alright there dude?”

“Man,, you seem pretty tired, maybe you should call it a day and head home to bed?” suggested Ojiro and Sero who were seriously concerned Kaminari probably over studied.

Kaminari with a bitter smile said, “You’re wrong, Mineta… that guy… he said studying at Yaoyorozu would be helpless… that I should cheat… I keep remembering those words”

“Ha…ha, if you cheat you won’t be able to attend the lodge camp, don’t even think about that conversation with Mineta.”

“you’d get expelled dude!” Ojiro and Sero laughs together, Kaminari laughs too.

“Yeah, you’re right.”

Kaminari looks at the reflection on Sero’s arm. Sero’s quirk allows him to shoot tape from his elbows which he can control freely and draw back whenever, it’s an extremely high-tier, useful quirk. And then Kaminari suddenly remembers the class seating order, Kaminari sits diagonally behind Sero’s seat.

“hahaha….ha…. no that can’t be right….”

“hah?”

Ojiro and Sero stared at him with puzzled faces as his laugh disappeared and his frightening voices draws near to them.

t/n next part switches back to bakushima and teaser note they visit a drinks bar after escaping the library lmfao fun times, once again dependent on my speed I’ll try to post it asap.

btw pls check my acc from time to time for updates, I thought at first I could just go back to my previous updates and post links to new parts but it’s actually really troublesome to do so, so please pop back every now and then to check for updates.

And last but not least, bring on season two!

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mediawhorefics · 5 years

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so im signed up to do big bang this year and i cannot for the life of me decide between two prompts, but im too paranoid to ask anyones opinion bc i don't want my ideas to get stolen...what do I doooooooo

heyyyy! sorry i took so long to reply i was stuck at work from very early today so i couldn’t really take the time and i didn’t want to ~rush your ask :) i feel like you’ve got a few options here.

1. you could maybe start writing a few scenes for each idea to see how it goes/if it sparks anything ? that way you’re not just basing yourself off a concept but you’ve actually gotten a feel for how you might approach it as well. it’s a bit more time consuming but you’d be making more of an informed decision that way. and you can always come back to the other prompt after the big bang is over and you’ll already have something started for it.

2. you might just want to think about the logistics of the big bang in itself? this is a project that you’re going to get to collab with an artist on. you’ll get some type of art to accompany your words which is super exciting no matter the fic !!! BUT the reality of it is that there are some prompts you’re just gonna be more thrilled about that aspect of it than others. so if you’re equally interested in both storylines that might be a way to differentiate between them?

3. i know you said you don’t want people to steal your ideas and i totally get it! i’m a bit of a prompt hoarder myself so i feel you haha BUT i do think sometimes talking it out with someone really helps. not necessarily to ask what they think about the prompts or which one they prefer but just to vent about what you like/dislike/are excited/are nervous about both ideas. personally, talking it out with someone is something i love doing when i’m stuck on a story. just the act of explaining it to someone else can make you see what the right answer was all along! so if you have one or two people in the fandom you really really trust and know they wouldn’t screw you over… i’d def. rec. talking about it! it doesn’t have to be posted on a blog or as a poll for you to get feedback. it can be just a private chat online or irl!

3.b if you’re happy to come off anon i love talking with other fic writers and my plate is 110% too full to steal other people’s prompts so you wouldn’t have to worry about that haha

so yeah…. off the top of my head these are my three ideas? hopefully, that’ll be somewhat helpful to you!

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hownottomakeashortfilm-blog · 7 years

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7. MUSIC

doo daa dii diiiiiiiiiiiiiiii doooooooo, daa dii doo dii daaaaaaaaaa, do di do daaaaaaaaa di doooooooo da diiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Did you recognize that? It’s the soundtrack of Princess Mononoke, a film by Hayao Miyazaki. To me it is one of the most iconic soundtracks that has ever been made.

I just wanted to point out before starting this article that the music you will use in your film is not something that fills the background, people literally remember movies for their soundtracks. I’m sure you have a billion personal examples. It should only be used when you want it, and need it. You will see that if you use it well, it will help you push the emotion of a scene much further.

Alrighty alrighty let’s begin

This article of course, will be based on my perception as a musician and a composer. The music you put, or that you write in a film, is EXACTLY as important as a shot or as a character. Again, it’s not something you add to make it sound professionnal or something.

Hence I will start by saying that I STRONGLY DISAGREE with whoever says :

“For your music, you can go on websites that have free musics with no copyrights to pay”.

You shouldn’t choose a music because it’s free. Let’s be honest, most of the music you will find on those websites is usually not that good (not to say it’s terrible). Yes there are some exceptions, you can find cool music, but you could spend a week or even a month to find something you like.

And that wouldn’t even necessary match what you want for your film.

If you don’t want music on your film, it’s okay, DON’T ADD MUSIC. It’s as simple as that, don’t feel like it’s unprofessionnal. There are no artistic decisions that must be guided by this search for a “professionnal look”.

If you know someone that writes music and you really like what this person does, that’s awesome, beg this person to make your music. Implore this person for god sake.

Because composing music is a very harsh and long job, of course it’s something that’s pleasant to do most of the times, but it takes a lot of patience, and doing it for no money is frustrating. That said, there are plenty of people out there willing to give their time to compose music for short films for free, to get experience, just like you.

Someone accepted to do your music? Great, few tips to not piss him/her off :

Give him/her some freedom, composers don’t like to be ordered some stuff. They are full artists and it’s already hard enough to find inspiration for someone else, so if the composer has too many boundaries, she/he won’t do something that’s personal.

Unless you are yourself a good musician, DO NOT speak with technical terms to your composer. First, you will sound like a complete idiot, then, you might offend the composer if you’re speaking wrong about the way she/he play his/her instrument. To avoid that, you should only use emotions to describe what you want for a music.

For instance you can say “For this scene I would like something sorta tragic, but light, and with an inch of hope till the end”

You can’t say “Don’t use your bow it sounds scary, also those notes towards the end sound like flamenco, not the right notes” Flamenco??? Are you fucking kidding me?? I still can’t get over this one, I’m sorry.

Be nice to your composer. Unless you are the composer, in which case, do whatever you want, but take your time as much as you took your time for your editing.

If you asked someone to do your music and you end up not liking it, you should tell the person, right away and in a nice way. This person took his/her time to do your music, it’s normal you don’t use it if you don’t want to, but you really shouldn’t pretend that you’re using it if you’re not. It’s awful for a composer to find out his/her contribution is not in the film while watching it.

If you’re using pre-existing music, from famous artists, well ya can’t. Unless you won the super jackpot while editing, you still can’t afford it.

You could still try though to find the artist’s email online, and ask him/her directly. Give it a try, it never worked out for me, but I have heard of someone getting Hans Zimmer to compose his music while being very young, thanks to an email.

Be careful when you mix it with the rest of the sounds, that it’s not too loud, and that you can still hear the dialogues.

Oh and this is one of my favorite soundtrack on a short film (and one of my favorite short films too btw) https://vimeo.com/58444378

(If you know me well, you know I can’t shut up about this film, I want to apologize for that. Sorry. I’ll stop (but watch it really).)

SEEYAAA

#howto #how to make a film #indie film #music #composer #film music #music film #composing #film composer #no money

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complimentaryculler · 7 years

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ok so this is my first time this kind of thing, so if you have any advice i’d really appreciate it.

Dave looked at the dragon. It (he?) Was half buried in books and treasure, a strange mix in the hoard, was sleeping peacefully. He looked almost human, a boyish face just at the cusp of adulthood, but for the gray scales and nubs of horns. He steeled himself, reminding himself of his sister’s disappearance at the hands of such a creature, even if it wasn’t this one. He drew his broadsword, the scrape of steel on steel echoing faintly around the cavern. Not faintly enough, as the dragon shook himself sleepily, looking around dazedly until locking his eyes on Dave. “Fuck. I get all my hoard in one place; even get my own gogdamned territory, and what happens? Some foppish asshole with his sniffnode stuffed so far up his wastechute he can see daylight decides that ‘oh yes, today looks like a lovely day to murder someone!!!” And pranced his way to my hive to do just that! Well not today spazmaggot! Come back later! I am flat out refusing to deal with this hoofbeastshit!” He snarled out furiously, his subvocals humming like a hive of wasps with a grudge. He burrowed into his hoard deep, as if that would dissuade the knight. Dave raised an eyebrow. “Sorry dude, no can do, gotta protect all the lil farmer dudes and swooning maidens, can’t really keep ‘em safe if there’s a marauding dragon about, all setting fires and eating people and shit," he said, readying his stance as the dragon stood, shaking off the more stubborn parts of his hoard. He leapt from the top of his pile, wings making a graceful glide to the floor. “First of all, fuck you, I’ve never even killed someone, so I’m hardly marauding. Second of all, I buy the food I eat, so that’s wrong too. Third of all, I literally just moved here, so fuck you for making me get up for your shit! So you can just shove your impertinent sniffnode so far up your wastechute you can see daylight and pail yourself on your stupid sword all the way back to your hive!” he was practically screeching by the end of it. “Dude, you need to chill,” Dave said, flashstepping forward. His sword was trapped in two sickles he hadn’t seen been drawn, and with an expert twist, it was shattered. Ducking down, he drew his short sword, and aimed to clip a wing to keep him on the ground. Instead, the dragon tugged his leg forward, bringing him onto the ground, and leapt over him and into the air, hovering near a stalactite, his glowing throat betraying the flames threatening. Dave rolled out of the way, and perched on a pile of books, hoping he wouldn’t risk his hoard to dispose of an intruder. "I’m just trying to find my sister and “ooh a dragon lives here, definitely", but he’s not even green, and it’s too fuckin early for this” he muttered, and the dragon glared at him. “What, so you just went around asking about a dragon and didn’t even specify the color? You’re a fucking idiot.” Dave flushed, glad for the orange lighting, and tried to play him hearing his muttering off. “Dude, I don’t know how you dragons work, maybe you’re all chameleons, I don’t know this shit, I’m just a knight.” The dragon rolled his eyes. “It’s Karkat, not ‘you dragon’, and what color green was it?” “What” Dave said blankly. “What color green was it? This is very important to the health of your human sister.” “I dunno, green? I’m not a color theorist. Why does it matter?” The dra- Karkat - sighed deeply. “Because I’m offering, you moronic fuck, to negotiate with the other one, and I would really rather not to have to visit every green dragon in a fifty mile radius. Preferably, you and your idiotic kin would leave me alone after this.” His throat cooled, and he dropped to the floor, fastening his sickles back to his side sheathes. "Do I have an oath?” Dave considered it for a moment. Dragons kept their oaths, but if reneged on could level palaces with their fury. “Fine. I want my sister freed, and I want our kingdom safe from you, and the Dersite knights will leave you alone.” “Deal. Now we should get moving if you want to get even a third of the way to Terezi’s by nightfall, as I refuse to carry you. I assume you have a horse?” “Duh dude, of course I do, I couldn’t leave Maplehoof all alone in the big dark castle while I slew mighty beasts. ”Leave it. It’s safer here for it. And I’m not the one going around murdering anyone I can find.” “Fair enough. But I’m not leaving Maplehoof.” “Oh yes you-”

The forest path looked like a war zone of color. Overturned trees splattered in color, her stupid smiley carved into their trunks, and then fucking risk’s mixed in too. They were the most vomit-worthy (and quadrant smearing) couple Karkat had ever had the displeasure to meet. ‘This was a terrible idea.’ he thought. The knight was chattering about something, Gog knows what by this point, and Karkat really wish he had stayed with the horse as he had threatened when told to leave her three days ago. Judging by the increase in colors, they’d be at Terezi’s hive in another quarter hour. They continued walking. Finally they got there. “Ay ‘Rezi, get out here!” He called. “No dice, sh8uty!” An irritating voice called. Vriska. Of course. This couldn’t get any worse, could it? “Luckily, you get to see me!” She said, strolling into the sunlight in her shitty FLARP costume, pointed tail lashing around as she strutted. She had an entire peacock tail on her hat this time. Of course she did. Karkat rolled his eyes. “Wow, nice hat spiderbitch, now where’s Terezi? Off licking someone’s eyeballs again, or maybe pestering them about their scales?” “Sorry Karkles, she pro8a8ly wont be back soon, you should just leave already. You can leave your gift though, I’m sure she’ll love it.” She sneered. “Holy fuck Vriska, not everyone just goes around abducting humans, not like you’d-“ Dave gave out a squawk, and turned around, his sword half unsheathed. “WOW K4RK4T, D1DN’T 3XP3CT TO SN1FF YOU H3R3! WH4T BR1NGS YOU 4ND M1ST3R CH3RRY TO MY N3CK OF TH3 WOODS?” she rasped out, leaning on Karkat’s shoulder. “The idiot you just slobbered over needs me to find his human sister in exchange for the rest of the shitty knights leaving me alone. Apparently the dragon that took her was green.” He said, nodding toward Dave. “We could always eat him for you if you really waaaaaaaanted us to, Karkles. You know we’re always happy to help you out.” Vriska grinned. “H3 DO3S T4ST3 D3L1C1OUS. 4LMOST L1K3 4 CH3RRY P13!” “Reminds me of someone, too, riiiiiiiight Karkles?” Gog, were they tag teaming him? He had to get out of here. “Do you have his human sister or not Terezi?” he asked tiredly, hoping his tone would throw them off the scent. “Hmm, I don’t know Terezi, doooooooo we?” “GOODN3SS, 1 DON’T KNOW! 1 MUST 1NVE3ST1G4T3 TH1S! ST4ND 4S1D3 M4RQU1S3, OR B3 CH4RG3D W1TH OBSTRUCT1ON OF JUST1C3!” “Gasp, whateeeeeeeever shall I do?” Vriska swooned into Terezi’s arms. Karkat groaned, executing a facepalm x2 combo. They started making out. Enthusiastically. For eight minutes. Karkat was yelling for most of them. “GOD, DO YOU HAVE TO SUCK FACE EVERY FEW MINUTES IN A PERVETED QUARDRANT-SMEARING DISPLAY EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE VISITS YOU SO YOUR SNARK GLANDS DON’T EXPLODE MESSILY OVER INOCCENT BYSTANDERS, OR AM I THE ONLY ONE YOU TORMENT LIKE THIS?” Karkat huffed out, out of breath after yelling for so long. “WHY K4RK4T, YOU KNOW YOU’R3 4LW4YS W3LCOM3 TO JO1N US, TH3R3’S NO N33D TO G3T J34LOUS!” Terezi cackled. “YOUR FR13ND IS W3LCOM3 TO TRY TOO.” She winked. “I wouldn’t touch the possibility of a quadrant with you with a ten foot pole made entirely of my own regrets.” Dave spoke. ”Well, I certainly wouldn’t be averse to join the party, myself.” He smirked. Karkat felt like vomiting, and looked over to see Vriska’s face in an expression akin to fury and snark’s hatechild. They needed to get out of here. “Well anyway we should get going bye Terezi, nice seeing you, have a nice day!” He grabbed onto Dave’s shoulder, forcefully pulling him away at a quick pace. “8yeeeeeeee Karkat! Nice meeting your friend! Come 8ack soon! Or don’t! Whatever!” Waving with his free hand, he made a quick retreat, not stopping until the colorful trees faded into the background. “Dude what the fuck? I was having a good time with those broads. Wait, were they even girls? Do dragons have gender?” Karkat let out a long groan. “I pulled you away because in case you didn’t notice, Vriska was ready to cull you for flirting with her moirail-sprite-mesis whatever!” Dave actually seemed surprised. “Wait, what? It was just play-flirting, dude, I wasn’t serious.” Humans were so fucking obtuse. “You think Vriska can tell? She was ready to rip out your throat, trust me. The last guy that tried that can’t use his gills anymore. Come on, we need to find a good place to make camp.” “Aye aye sir.”

They found a sheltered overhang and made a fire, cooking a small fawn they had caught. Karkat ate the bones, too, making Dave wince at the familiar crack. Karkat stopped after that, not wanting to ask. They both sat, picking at their cloaks or staring into the distance, unwilling to make themselves so defenseless near the other. They snuck glances at the other over the fire, studying their movements and features, looking away hurriedly when the other shifted. Eventually, lulled by the silence and the warmth of the fire, they fell into a soft slumber on the hard ground, neither noticing the other losing their wakefulness.

Karkat woke in the early morning of the eight day of their “journey”, hazy gray fog dissuading any who would peek their heads out from the safety of their homes. Casting a glance at Dave, he noticed the knight’s shaking, causing a faint rattling of his armor as his lips moved in silent pleading. He rushed over shaking him awake. “Dave, its just a dream, wake up!” Dave’s eyes snapped open as he threw a punch. “BRO, STOP!” he shouted, only vaguely realizing where he was. Karkat felt something wet on his cheek. He raised a hand to it curiously, coming away with blood. His blood. It was dripping from a small cut on his cheek. His pupils went wide, looking at Dave, who was staring at the red on his gauntlet. Backing up until he felt the cave wall at his back, he drew his sickles, eyes wide with terror. ‘Not again.’ he thought. ‘Not again.’ Dave’s eyes were still on him. “You’re a red blood,” he breathed. “Holy shit.” Karkat was shaking “I-I’ll cull you, you’ll never find your sister without me, I’ll-I’ll-” Dave raised a placating hand, dropping it when Karkat flinched. “Dude, I’m not going to kill you, just- just surprised is all, I thought they were hunted into extinction, you know? What with the whole, like, trophy bullshit with pretty much everyone? Aw shit dude, I’m sorry for bring that up, I just ramble when I’m nervous and shit, ya get me? I‘ma shut up now.” Karkat slumped onto the ground, sagging in relief. “Oh thank fuck,” he breathed. “Thank fuck.” He fainted. Dave got up, slightly concerned, and tapped him in the leg with a boot. He shot up. “MOTHER FUC- wait, what?” “Fainted dude. Don’t worry, you were only out for a few seconds.” Karkat sighed. “Good. We should probably get moving. We have a long way to go to get to Nepeta’s.”

He wasn’t kidding. They walked for six days, avoiding roads and knight outposts, making camp and hunting game, until they finally got to the entrance of her system of caves. Karkat offered up a small prayer that Equius wouldn’t be there. Judging by the freshly shattered glass his prayers hadn’t been answered, but there was always hope. Suddenly, he found himself on the ground, claws digging into his shoulder and a faded green jacket practically draped over him. “Heeeeey Karkitty! Whatefur are mew doing here?” Nepeta picked herself up, offering Karkat a hand he took gratefully, brushing the cave dirt off his shirt. “I came here to find out if you had this dickbag’s sister. Apparently if I get her back from whoever has her I won’t be culled by knights. I got an oath too, so it’s binding.” “Oh, I’m sorry Karkitty, I don’t have purr! I would have taken her mewself if I’d known it would get knights to leave mew alone, though. Good luck!” she smiled with her cleft lip, sharp fangs stained with blood from a fresh kill staining them purple. Dave shuddered in the corner of Karkat’s eye. “Of course, mew could always come to me and Equius if you need help with humans! Purresent company included, of course!” She smiled, looking over to Dave with a sharp grin. ‘What is it with these broads and wanting to eat me?!” Dave whispered. Karkat and Nepeta ignored him. “Nah, that’d just get them all after me, and I just got settled in at the new place, so it’d be a real bitch to move it all again.” A deep voice startled him. “Besides Nepeta, humans are simply not healthy for a young olive such as yourself.” Equius strode forward, wiping his wet and greasy hands on a damp towel and swung it over his shoulder, and stood behind Nepeta. “Oh there mew are Equius! Karkitty’s here!” Equius grimaced. “Yes, I can see him. Why did you lead a trained knight to our hive?” Karkat rolled his eyes. ”We both know that Nepeta could make mincemeat out of a score of knights in an hour. We’ve seen her fucking decimate a cholerabear pack faster, and they’re must bigger and faster than any of these tin cans. Besides, its not like you cant handle yourself either.” Nepeta smiled, eyes light up like a spotlight and darting in between them. “Actually Karkat, I’ve got a mew type of chameowmile tea that I’d like mew to try, would mew like to stay a while? Your furrend can have some too if he’d like!” “Thanks, but we have to get moving. Kanaya’s is pretty far away still, and I really don’t want to have to waste anymore time on this shit.” Nepeta nodded, her shippurr’s gleam fading. “Ok, bye Karkitty, see mew! Come back anytime!” she waved. Equius nodded. Karkat walked off tiredly, Dave trailing behind him. Safely ensconced in the trees, Dave turned to the tired lump that was once Karkat. “Dude what the entire fuck was that. Like there was some cat girl who wanted to eat me, and then some buff sweaty dude talking about how it wouldn’t be healthy? And he kept on like, staring at me, just standing there all creepy? Also, why was she flirting with you? Wasn’t the buff dude her boyfriend? Dude? Dude are you dead I do not wanna go back there.” “Please just shut up and let me die in peace.” Karkat groaned. “Just- just give me a minute, ok? Those guys really take it out of me really, being around Nepeta always makes me feel guilty for not liking her back and Equius is just plain fucking creepy.” Finally lifting himself off, he looked around to get his bearings. He led Dave to a cave, and promptly passed the fuck out, only staying awake long enough to light the fire for to keep away wild animals while Dave hunted for their dinner.

He woke to the feeling of Dave’s cotton under-mail shirt’s sleeve draped over his chest. Dave had started huddling closer to him in his sleep after a few weeks, probably for warmth, but it was cute nonetheless. His white-blond hair was scattered over his closed eyelids, and a galaxy of stars appeared where his helmet didn’t cover his face. The little moon-crest of Derse was cute on his forehead, even if the freckle splotching did look silly. Karkat smiled to himself, it was nice to have a peaceful moment for once in a while. He’d been caught up in moving, what with having to flee rather hurriedly from hunters, and then the terror of the first nights spent traveling with a knight he didn’t know, and the snarky broads on top of it. It was nice being able to just rest awhile. He still couldn’t believe that Kanaya had fucking kidnapped this Rose girl though. ‘I mean, yeah, she has made plenty of mistakes with human courtship before, but this is pretty extreme. The only other reason she would have taken her would be to protect someone she cared for, but she isn’t the type to shirk away from culling for the good of others.’ He cast about for another reason, but he really couldn’t figure it out. ‘After all, this Rose was a seer, not a fabric maker, and Kanaya is much too polite to kidnap someone for their cloth-making. Vriska had probably just fed her some bullshit she heard from a drunken human in a bar and she had taken it like the gay sap she was. Terezi was always telling her that humans were not to be trusted if they were in a tavern but she never fucking listened, did she. And poor poor Kanaya had believed her. Or maybe it was Eridan; he had never been good with flirting, dragon or no. She had to have more sense than that, right?’ Suddenly, he was shaken out of his thoughts by a squirming human against his side. “Whoa bro, were you just cuddling up to me? Was this a secret cuddle pile and I wasn’t informed, how could you do this to me bro, I trusted you man, come on.” “Oh please, I stayed right where I was all night, you’re the one who wiggled his way over here like a demented grub.” “Lies and slander. I won’t stand for it in this house, young man.” Dave managed his serious façade for a few seconds, before breaking out in giggles with Karkat.

They broke camp and began hiking towards the mountain, weaving through the trees and trading stories about Rose and Kanaya respectively. Karkat couldn’t believe she had actually kidnapped someone, and Dave couldn’t believe Rose let her what with her seer powers and bond with the horror terrors. They both agreed that it was fucking weird of both of them. They reached the mountain town, and Karkat asked about the dragon who lived on his mountain. Glancing curiously at the two of them, the villager tilted his head back, eyeing them closely. “The dragon who lives here, she protects us, see, and we’d rather she was safer than not, so I’m going to have to deny you that traveler.” Karkat pulled back his hood, relived. “Oh, you guys like her? I mean, I’m not surprised, classic Kanaya really, but she’s a friend of mine and I’d like to see her. I can vouch for him too.” He said pleasantly as he flicked his pointed ears in the mountain sunlight. The man smiled kindly. “Oh of course! Normally we don’t get any visitors but challenging knights, and the poor girl can really only handle so much, you know?” “Trust me, I know just what you’re talking about.” Karkat agreed, glaring playfully at Dave, a smile dancing around his thin black lips.

Following the winding path pointed out by the village-person, Dave walked quickly, ready to see his sister after hard weeks of traveling. They reached the door to the cottage-cave hive hybrid, and looked at each other for a moment, nodding at each other. Karkat knocked. “Hey Kanaya, you in there?” he called. “Just a minute, if you please,” a muffled voice answered. Opening the door, Karkat came face to face with- a fucking human? Wait, was this Rose? What the fuck was going on? “Ah hello dear brother, do come in, and would you mind informing me who your friend is?” Rose said pleasantly. “Rose what the fuck you disappeared we thought you were kidnapped, you were just gone and people said that you got carried off by some green dragon and I went looking for you, what the fuck is even going on?!” Rose looked taken aback. “What are you talking about? Wh-what happened? Didn’t you read my note???” “What note?!?!”

“So what you’re telling me is that you did not see any letter at all, heard accounts from some villagers of an abduction by a dragon, and immediately set out to kill the first dragon you saw?” Dave grumbled. “Look rose, I’m not the one who ran away with their dragon girlfriend without telling anyone, now am I?” rose raised her eyebrow. “Oh, aren’t you? Excuse me, datemate, I don’t mean to presume.” She said, flapping her hand at Karkat in a pacifying gesture. Karkat had remained silent, sipping at his coffee, at the table while the twins chattered like no tomorrow, but at this, he sat up. “So what you’re telling me, Davey, is that you oh so conveniently lost your sister’s letter, showed up at my hive, THREATENED TO KILL ME, FORCED ME INTO BARGAINING FOR MY LIFE, AND SENT ME ON A LONG JOURNEY TO SEE WHO HAD YOUR HUMAN SISTER, FORCED ME TO PUT UP WITH ASSHOLE BLUEBLOODS, ALL FOR US TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR HUMAN SISTER WAS ACTUALLY HAVING A DANDY TIME WITH HER GIRLFRIEND? IS THAT WHAT IS CURRENTLY COMING OUT OF YOUR INSUFFERABLE WINDHOLE? SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK, FUCKING TELL ME OTHER WISE, OR I SWEAR TO YOUR STUPID HUMAN GOG I’LL EXPLODE MESSILY INTO A COMPLETELY NEW UNIVERSE, CREATED PURELY OUT OF MY OWN SHITHIVE WRITHING HELLISH ANGUISH BLADDER IMPREGNATING THE VERY SPACE AROUND IT WITH RAGE AS PURE AS THE FLUIDS POURING FROM THE MOTHER GRUBS UNDULATING ASSHOLE WHILE YOU GET STUNG BY RIPPERWASPS IN YOUR MINISCULE BULGE, DAVE, YOU LIMP FRONDED LOONEYBLOCK-MAKING SEEDFLAP-JERKING NOOK-LICKING BULE-FONDLING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON SOPOR!!!” Karkat was wheezing by the end, his eyes blown, hand bleeding from his shattered cup, chair knocked over from when he stood suddenly, hair as wild and snarled as seemingly possible. He was stunning. ‘Oh shit ‘ Dave thought, as rose looked at him in confusion, ‘did I say’ that out loud?’ “What the fuck are you talking about?” shit shit shit shit. Code red, all systems go soldier. “I mean, I guess I kinda... like you? I mean you’re really smart, and you get really passionate about the things you care about, and you’re really funny and caring behind your prickly shell, and you are really understanding about my nightmares and shit, and you had like a billion opportunities to kill me or have me killed without reneging on your deal, but you didn’t? Like, even when you still kinda hated me, which was nice of you, and you are really easy to talk to and a really good cuddler and I’m sort of rambling here. But like, can I um… can I kiss you? I mean, if you want, I don’t want to pres- mph!” Karkat kissed him, careful of his teeth, and Dave melted into him, relief coursing through his veins. Putting his arms around the other’s neck, he pulled himself up slightly to get a better angle, deepening the kiss, until they pulled away, breathless. Rose whistled at them, and they returned to the present moment, and suddenly they were three feet away from each other and blushing madly. The door opened. “Oh, Hello Karkat. What Brings You Here?” Kanaya asked curiously.

“Rose, I Thought You Told Your Family?” They were sitting around a table in the dining room/kitchen area, trying to make sense of the past month and a half. “Apparently, the letter went missing, most likely eaten by Jaspers, truth be told.” Karkat grumbled, putting his head in his free hand, the other trapped in Dave’s under the table. “I still cant believe it was all for this. I can’t fucking believe it.” “There there babe. At least we know now.” Dave patted his hand sympathetically, tired from the long journey himself. Karkat raised his head. “You all do realize that Dave has to go back, and they won’t believe you actually like staying with Kanaya if you aren’t there to tell it, right Rose? And based on what I’ve heard of Roxy, never mind Dirk, it’s going to be pretty hard to convince her to let her seer go be a hermit in the woods.” Dave looked over at him. “Um, well… about that… umm, I was thinking that, uh, maybe, it wouldn’t just be Rose? ‘Cause, um, I’d kinda. Like to just stay with you? And, like, its totally fine if you never want to see me again, and just want o be left alone after all this, but I, uh, kinda just wanna like, live in your hive with you?? I mean, if that’s alight, if it’s not I’ll just go and fuck off on my merry way, but you know, I think it’d be kindanicemaybeidontknowwhatever.” Karkat stared at him, an expression of relief painted on his face. “Oh thank god I’m so glad you’re the one who suggested it I was too nervous.” Shaking his head quickly, he turned back to Rose and Kanaya, who wore matching smirks. “Ok, so, as I was saying, it’s going to be pretty hard to convince Roxy to let her seer sister and her knight brother go live with dragons in the woods, so you’re probably going to have to go and see her yourselves. Kanaya, you should probably go with her so you can convince them as well. You all should prepare to go to court.” Dave blinked. “Dude, you think you’re not coming? I need my boyfriendsprite there for moral support. Talking to dirk is going to be hell.” Karkat rolled his eyes and kissed Dave’s hand. “Ok, so we need to pack for four people. Without the detours it should only take a week and a half. Kanaya, I assume you have some sort of proper clothing for us all?” “Maybe I Do, Maybe I Don’t.” “Fantastic. We should start preparing now.”

They stayed there for a week, gathering food and fitting clothes, making dinner and going into town, cleaning armor and washing scales. Fg’dshj’fg, Rose’s pet horrorterror, tentacled his way around; bringing bolts of cloth and packs for supplies. He was also an excellent mouser. Karkat and Dave explored the town, going to bakeries and buying pastries, casting coins into the fountains and purveying herbs. Dave bought a new katana for Dirk, “to throw him off the scent,” and Karkat got Kanaya some thin leather thread. Finally, they were prepared. The journey back took just over a week, as they found good roads with help from the villagers, stopping at taverns and way-houses. Finally, they reached the citadel of Derse.

They made great use of their cloaks, walking through the city unnoticed, and using the twin’s positions to gain entry to the palace. As they walked through the doors, Roxy came running, her robes flying out behind her. “Davey! Rosy! You’re back! I missed you so much! Are you all right? You were gone for so long! What happened?” “Roxy, we need to talk with you and Dirk. In private.” “Oh my gosh, yeah! Dirky’ll be so glad to see you! Come on come on he’s in his workshop!” she set off running, servants ducking out of the way of their monarch. They followed, their pace more of those filled with dread.

Roxy knocked on dirk’s door. “Dirk! Rose and Dave are back!” the door swung open and Dirk’s eyes widened behind his shades. “Holy fuck Dave.” He said, wrapping the twins in a hug. “What took you so long? And who the fuck are they?” he said, looking over at the two hooded dragons. Dave grimaced. “It’s a long story.”

They sat around a mostly empty work table. “Ok, so can we have an explanation, or are we just going to sit here?” Dave rolled his eyes at Dirk. “\Ok, so I went to-“ Karkat laid a clawed hand on Dave’s arm. “Let me do the explanation, or we’ll be here all day.” Dave nodded. “Yeah, you’re right. Shoot, Karkat.” He took a deep breath, and nodded to Kanaya that they should take off their hoods. Drawing them back gingerly, they gripped their partner’s hands. “Dave,” dirk said, dangerously calm. “Why did you bring two dragons into the castle?” Karkat rolled his eyes. “Wow, fuck you too dude. Anyway, the rundown of it is that he came to my hive, attacked me, and I agreed to help him find his sister, only for it to turn out that she had run away with her girlfriendsprite, Kanaya, and apparently her note got lost. And no, neither of us has ever attacked anyone. Kanaya is the protector of her mountain village, so no problems there, and I’m a hermit. Your human siblings also want to live with us in our hives and, I quote, be ‘cryptids in the woods’ with us. That’s about it.” Rose nodded. “Yes, that all is true. And I can definitely say that Kanaya did not kidnap me, and I did leave a note.” Dave raised his hand. “Also, I hate being a knight and I sorta just want to be a sword making cryptid with my boyfriendsprite. Also, I’m dating Karkat.” Dirk boggled at them. He was opening his mouth to speak, but Roxy steamrolled over him. “That’s fucking adorable! Rosy, you should have told us! Omg, Davey, you should’ve told us you didn’t want to be a knight! What with your brother and everything, you know, of course we would’ve supported you!” Dirk was silent. “Of course I’ll support you, just… visit us, alright? We’re your family.” He turned to their datemates. “And as for you, if you ever hurt them, I’ll hunt you down myself and use you hides as armor,” he said, eyes narrowed. Kanaya started chattering away, using a placating tone. Karkat just stared. Suddenly, he burst out laughing. “Dave, you didn’t tell me you were the normal one in the family!” Dave just smirked. “Babe, there’s no way you would have believed me.” Karkat wiped his eyes. “True. I still can’t believe it myself.” He pushed back his chair. “Well, it was great meeting you, Roxy. Dirk, you lived up to your reputation. Wanna go to our hive Dave?” he said, turning to Dave. He smiled. “Yeah, let’s.” they strode across the courtyard, servants turning in shock at the uncloaked dragons striding along with their arms around the royal twins’ waists and chattering idly. Dave and Karkat shared a kiss, before Karkat scooped him up bridal style, flying to his hive while Dave screamed in delight and terror. Rose and Kanaya flew off in a much more dignified manner, skirts streaming out behind them. “Oh fuck,” Dave said suddenly. “I forgot to give Dirk his katana.” “Mother fucker.” Karkat grumbled. “You’re such an idiot sometimes.” “But I’m your idiot.” Dave smiled innocently. Karkat smiled softly. “You do realize I’m not going back, right?” “Oh like fuck you are. I need to sleep.”

#davekat #kinda slowburn?#knight dave #dragon karkat #tw:violence #blood #kidnapping #(not really though)#minor rosemary (im sorry)#fluffy #sfw

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Authors note -

Sorry for the long wait for A new stories don't hurt me! ( hides behind Danny)

this is based off A Larping thing me and my friends do.

MY FIRST CROSSOVER YES!

Danny Phantom Season 4 crossovers

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING THEY ARE OWNED BY WHAT they're OWNED BY COPYRIGHT IS Nick, Disney, Rainbow,4 kids TV, cartoon network/boomerang, Summit Entertainment.

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this has nothing to do with any of my other stories so Dani hasn't returned yet.

Danny - I HAVE COUSINS OTHER THAN DANI!

Me - Yes now shut up and let's get to it

Some are introduced before others

I've been trying really hard and I think I got the writing down, let me know thanks.

Post PP

6 months after PP

and after

ADJL Series Final

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No one's POV

Amity Park

It was A Typical Normal Day In Amity Park. Kids heading to School People heading to work.Ghosts attacking, What!.? that's not normal?! you ask. Well, it is to me you see Amity Park is the most haunted city in the world.How do we protect ourselves you say?

Well we don't protect ourselves you see Danny Phantom does who revealed himself to being Danny Fenton the son of professional ghost hunters ironic, isn't it? He saved the planet from the Disasteroid and revealed his secret to the world. So let's see how he's doing.

Danny's Pov

Sam and I were walking to my house after our date at the Amity Bowling Alley, I won by two. It was Friday so that meant date night for us.It's just not as private since I revealed myself after the Disasteroid Incident. The Camera crew of Amity Park News was A few feet ahead of us. Which meant the Paparazzi and Fans weren't far behind. I grabbed the mail As we entered Fenton Works. Scheming through the mail I noticed A specific one with A Chinese symbol of A Dragon on it. It was addressed to my Mother. Sam looked at me concerned, I must have spaced out. ''What is it? she asks, ''A Letter addressed to my Mom.''What's that Emblem on the Envelope?. ''A Dragon I say still examining the Envelope, she gave me A bewildered look.'' I don't understand either maybe I should give this to my Mom and ask Questions later. Sam nodded in agreement and we headed down to the Lab.

New York

Jake's POV

''Yo Mom what's with All the Packing! I asked as I entered the house and stared at all the Clothing around the Living room.''We have A Family reunion at Aunt Kathy's my annoying goody-goody little sister Hailey said glancing up from her book. ''Whaaaat, I say glancing at my Mom. ''Now Jake I know you don't care for your Aunt Kathy or cousin Gregory.''Which I quite frankly agree with you about. '' But It would be A good gesture, besides certain family members I haven't seen In A long time will hopefully be there.''Who Mommy? my sister says in her little perky annoying voice. ''My Sister's Maddie Fenton, Miriam Sparks, and Alisha Wu.'' I haven't seen them in years. '' If you saw them you wouldn't think we were related. She said chuckling slightly.''We never told you this but your Grandmother was American. ''She was born here not one ounce of Chinese in her blood. ''Wow Mommy! that's interesting ! ''right Jake? said, Hailey. ''Ya whateves,' I said.''When are we leaving? ''Next Saturday she tells me. ''Do you know if they have any kids?Hailey asks our Mom with excitement in her voice. ''Probably honey but maybe around Jake's age. I saw my Eleven-year-old sis bow her head in sorrow before I said goodbye. ''Alright I'm gonna head over to Gramps shop see yaz. I tell her before heading out then Dragoning up and heading to Gramps shop.

AmityPark

Danny's POV

'' Mom? you down here?! I yelled down the kitchen stairs that led down to my Parent's Lab. '' Yes Sweety. I hear her say. As we head down to the Lab, where we saw her in her usual Jumpsuit with Hood and goggles on, tinkering with the Spector deflector. I shuddered hoping she modified it to work with me than against me. ''Uh?Mom? I yelled over Mom's fire flare. ''Sam and I just got here and I got the mail and theirs one that really got our attention! I finally got my Mom's attention when she stopped what she was doing and took off her hood to look at me with those Amethyst eyes. ''What got your attention? she asked. ''This letter it's addressed to you with some Dragon symbol on it. I said as I handed her the letter. .We waited while she opened and read the letter her eyes bulged as if something horrible happened. ''What's wrong Mom? I asked after two minutes of A very awkward silence. ''It's A letter from my Cousin Kathy theirs A Wu Family Reunion Next Monday and since it's Spring break we have time to pack but Knowing Susan she Probably already started packing. ''Really Should we start Packing? I said looking at her curiously. ''Yes it's Next Saturday.'' I'll tell your Sister when she gets home. ''Well Sam and I are going to go meet Tucker for patrol I said. ''Alright sweety Oh you still need to tell me and your Father how you became Half Ghost. ''I will after Patrol alright? I told her, ''Sure sweety she says. ''Bye Mom I said before grabbing Sam by the hand and leading her up the stairs. ''Bye Mrs. Fenton, Sam says as we head out the front door.

New York

Jake's POV

We were ready for the Reunion we just needed to pack all of Gramps Magical Mojo.''Yo G, I said while picking up A box.''What'sThe Deal with the Reunion! all of A sudden it's messing with my Schedule Rose and I were going to go on A Date? ''Young Dragon you and I both know that you as the American Dragon has many responsibilities even if it's sometimes not Dragon related. G told me.

in Jakes' head

It's hard to believe him he always looks like he's pulling something.

out of it but still spaced out

''Sometimes that includes Family get together's like this. ''Aya! '' Jake are you even listening to me! (back to Earth) ''Sorry G, it's just I don't want to see the same annoying Family we see every year. ''This reunion will be different young one. ''How? I asked. ''My Daughter's Alisha, Miriam, and Maddie may come this year. ''Why hadn't they come before. I asked. ''Alisha had no children and thought being A dragon was unuseful so she skipped her Generation like your Mother. ''Miriam and Aunt Maddie didn't but I don't think they use it much. ''But they have gifted Children Miriam with her Fairy abilities and Maddie with Brains much like your sister. ''Maddie went to Wisconsin University Where she met your Uncle Jack. ''Another son In law out of the Chinese line no Dragon powers. My Grandfather said disappointedly shaking his head.''Miriam went to Alfea school for Fairies. ''Wait wait wait fairies? as in this size fairies. I said demonstrating An inch the size of A toothpick. ''Well no human size but she can miniaturize. ''Did they have Children? I asked. ''They did Maddie and Jack has two kids Jasmine and Daniel Fenton. ''Really? ''Yes Jasmine is seventeen and Daniel is fifteen. ''Miriam soon left the Palace and Married King Oritel of the planet Sparks. '' ''Whaaaaat?'' King, Queen? I said confused by all means .''Oh, I forgot to mention you your sister and your Cousins are Royalty young one.''Sorry, we never told you but you were too young to understand. ''It's ok ''When's the Reunion? I asked. ''Next Saturday G said. ''Oh alright where's Fu? ''Out with A poodle G says. ''Of course, I say. ''Well catch you later G. ''Goodbye young one. He says as I head out the door to head to my Date with Rose.

Amity Park

Danny's POV

''I'll miss you. Sam tells me as we were packing the R.V to head to the Airport to go to New York. ''I'll miss you too, I tell her. ''You sure you and Tuck can handle AmityPark without me for the weekend? ''Of course, Go mingle with your Family. ''Alright I love you. she tells me. '' I love you to tell her. She then grabs the collar of my shirt and gives me the most passionate kiss I had ever felt from her since we started our relationship.

''See you soon. she tells me. ''See you, I say getting into the R.V sitting next to my Sister, Just as the R.V started up and we rode off out of AmityPark heading to the Airport to head to New York to meet my Mom's side of the Family. I hope they don't think I'm odd because of my powers. Because I know they heard the News after I saved the Planet.

Jake's POV

''I'll miss you. My Girlfriend Rose tells me. ''I'll miss you too I tell her.

She gives me A kiss and leaves. ''Come on Jakaroo my Dad tells me If you want to meet your new Cousins you better hurry and get in the car. ''Dad? ''You Just Found out six months ago that you married into A Family of Magical Reptiles.''You really want to go diving head first into it. '' I mean they're probably going to freak when they find out you know. ''Mom what about the Dragon Council? ''Well Jake I just don't know she tells me. Awwww Maaaannn.

No one's POV

Little Did the Ghost Boy and the American Dragon knew is that Prince Aragon and the Dark Dragon would team up to defeat The American Dragon and the Infamous Danny Phantom.

Author's note

HURRAY! MY FIRST CHAPTER OF MY FIRST CROSSOVER YEAH! MORE WILL COME AND I PROMISE IT WILL GET BETTER. THANKS FOR READING REVIEW! DANNY AND JAKE WANT YA TO.

Jake - Dooooooooooo itttttt doooooooo it

Danny - you know you want to. We know you want to right Cuz?

Jake - Oh ya yo press that fav and follow button!

Danny - Press it press it press iiitt!

Box Ghost - BEWARE! Do not press the mysterious button of horror!

Danny - Press itttt! SHUT UP BOXGHOST! BE RIGHT BACK ( BEATS UP THE BOX GHOST IN 15 SECONDS AND SUCKS HIM IN THE THERMOS) WHERE WAS I OH YA PRESS THE BUTTONS!

#danny phantom #american dragon #winx club

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