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sir-kuroo · 9 months

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𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐓 ♡ BOKUTO KOUTARO

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 ⋮ f!reader, size kink, praise, squirting, swimsuit, oral, overstimulation, unprotected sex, mirror sex ♡ for @ranscutedoll ♡ red room event

You stepped out of the bathrooom donning your blue swimsuit. It wasn't all too revealing, but your boo Koutaro immediately drooled at the sight of you. He gulped down the tightness of the spandex against your body. It was as if you're wearing a second skin.

"Damn! You're so fucking hot." He said as his eyes freely roamed your outline, gaze lasting longer on your chest and on the plump of your intimate area. The lips so inviting to be eaten.

He went near you and grabbed you by the waist. He was seated at the edge of the bed with you standing facing him. His hands massaged your ass and you shivered. "W-Wait..." you pleaded.

"I don't think I can. Can't help myself. I need to touch you." He breathed out. His hands sliding at the side of your thighs as he shifted his focus on your pussy.

"Mhmn~" You whimpered when his index finger traced the outline of your pussy against the swimsuit. Gosh, he's so thirsty. He wanna have a mouthful of you right then and there. So he did and buried his face against the fleshy lips in between your thighs. Hungrily, his tongue massaged you through the swimsuit like he's a starving beast. You held onto his shoulder maintaining your balance.

"Bokkun...mhmn aaaa..."

"Can't get enough you, ugh!" Getting impatient, he slid the material to the side to expose a part of your pussy and gain direct access. His tongue went right in and your hand flew over to your mouth to shyly cover your moans.

He slurped you hard like he was drowning in your juices. Fuck...you're so fucking tasty and you're getting him thirstier and thirstier. You began writhing and he noticed. He pouted. You can't come yet, he still ain't done with you.

He spun you around and seated you on his lap so you're back was resting against his strong chest. You're both facing the mirror now and he parted your legs wide open.

"H-Hey! Stop! That's embarassing!" You covered your face.

"What're you talking about! Can't you see how sexy you are? Look..." He tugged at the crotch of your swimsuit. Your pussy lips eating the fabric as he pulled it up and down, grazing your clit.

"Ohhh....aaahhh..." Your mouth parted both at the sensation and at the sight.

"Shit! I'm getting harder." He hissed as he increased the pressure and your hips began rocking against his hard-on. He felt you shiver again but it couldn't end just like this!

He freed his cock and held on to your thighs, lifting you up to position himself against your entrance. Right through the mirror, you watched as your tiny hole swallowed his huge rock hard shaft. His length and girth alone was enough to send you to your release and you trembled against his arms.

"Ohhh...you came already." He breathed out. "Don't worry..." He planted a quick kiss on your cheek. "I'll keep you coming some more."

Without any more words, he lifted you up and down against his cock as he met you with deep thrusts at the same time, snapping his hips hard.

Your head spiralled as you thought you're going crazy. It felt too much. Too good. You felt scared you're going to lose your mind.

"Fuck! Fuck! You're so fucking tight!" You fit him so snug just like the swimsuit against your banging body and he loved that. Fucking loved that he's stretching your little hole!

You held onto his wrists as he got control of your body. "I can't- I can't anymore...Wait-" You cried out about to lose yourself in bliss.

"We're not yet in the pool but you're already this wet." He said as you dripped. Your wetness sloshing as he went in and out of you. He released one of your thighs and flicked your throbbing clit.

The uncontrolloble tremors came crashing in and you came in surrender, squirting with his member still stuffed inside of you. "Aaaah....aaaah!" So gooood.

You were almost lifeless when he comfortably laid you on your stomach. Your vision was still hazy as you caught up with your breath when he hovered you and whispered, "I still didn't cum yet."

Your eyes widened as he penetrated you from behind. He gripped your hips firmly as he rammed against your used up pussy. But he could use you anytime. You completely lost it. You didn't care anymore and lost all inhibitions, ass pounding against him as hard as he was doing you. So goood. So fucking goood. You both drowned in ecstasy.

⏝︶︶⏝︶ ୨୧ ︶⏝︶︶⏝

#bokuto x reader #bokuto smut #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #hq smut

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corruptedcaps · 4 months

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Brat App

Ugh why did Mom have to marry the Dad of that bitch Alison?! As if being bullied at school isn’t enough now I have to get it at home too? I guess it’s not all bad though because I was able to hack into Alison’s phone and invite myself onto the exclusive ‘Brat App’ that Alison and her friends are all on. No idea what it is but with any luck I’ll find out some dirt on Alison to get her finally expelled so I can have some peace.

Hmmm this just looks to be some sort of social status game with challenges built on top. Every challenge has a ‘Brat’ value associated with it. So the more challenges a person does the higher up the leaderboard they climb and the higher up the rank. No big shock that Alison is sitting at the top as a level 10! Which gives her the rank of ‘Brat Queen’ which appropriate. By my calculations that would be…. nearly 10,000 points! Wow she must be addicted to this game. Looks like I got 1,000 bonus just for signing up and I can spend it on my little avatar of myself. Let’s see what I can buy. Sure why not, let’s improve her eyesight.…

Holy crap what just happened? My body feels all tingly and different. My glasses are making my eyes blurry. Did… did this app just cure my eyesight? This is unbelievable! What else can it do… more athletic, long nails, thick hair, big boobs, perfect posture. It makes sense now! All these challenges are real life challenges! This is how Alison is the hottest most feared girl in school! Ok new plan, if I raise the ranks of this app, and surpass Alison’s score then she’ll have to listen to me and become nicer. How hard could it be? I’m already at level one after all and these challenges don’t seem that difficult….

Bold makeup. Check. Revealing dress. Check. And that’s net me… let’s see here. 50 points? At this rate I’ll finish college before I have enough points! I need more bigger ticket items. Let me redeem these pathetic points at least. Mmmm nothing changed but it did give me a nice little tingle. Ok for 1000 points I need to… send some nudes?! Absolutely not! Alison hasn’t even done that! For another 1000 I need to suck a married cock? How vile! Ok this is more doable. Spread a vicious rumor about a classmate for 300. I could do that I guess. Hmmm I have to post it directly to the app so it can’t be about Alison or any of her friends. I know, I’ll say something about Lisa the unfortunate overweight girl in our class. She’ll never see it. I’ll say she was banned from Dairy Queen for breaking in and eating their whole stock. And send! Ohhhh somethings happening!

Oh god my tits! They’ve gone up like two sizes! But why? Hmmm looks like I hit some hidden ‘Bitch Bonus’ by doing that challenge. This is amazing and all I had to do was make fun of that whale Lisa. I know it was mean but it feels so fucking good! She’ll be fine it’s not like anyone will believe it anyway. <ding> ohhh that felt nice, what was it? Oh one of Alison’s friends liked my post. <ding> mmmm another one of her friends liked my post! Every like is 10 points and feels so gooood! <ding> oh fuck yesss girls keep liking! It feels so hawt! Maybe I should spread a few more lies…

Mmmm my body feels so much better in these clothes I redeemed! After only a few more rumors I got easily up to level 5, ‘Beta Bitch’, which unlocked my beautiful nails, my gorgeous silky hair, my perfect makeup, and all the knowledge to maintain them. Even my body is better shape, I’m so flexible now! Not to say anything about my lovely big tits! Alison’s friends seemed to really enjoy my wicked little rumours. I can’t deny it wasn’t fun writing them and it was even better getting the likes for them!

But I do feel kind of bad for all those losers I wrote stuff about though, I think the Brat App is effecting not just my body but my mind too. I feel so nasty and mean everytime I use it and even more now in this tight blouse and short skirt. I can’t help if I’m hotter than those dorks now! No that’s the app’s influence talking! I have to stop using the app, but I need to topple Alison! Ugh what do I do? <ding> what’s this? I’ve unlocked a new bonus. ‘Morality Suppression’? Hmmm that would solve my problems I guess and there is an option to turn it off later. Ok I’m going to do it! It’s for the good of the school after all. Here goes…

Ohhhhh fuck yesss that sooo much better. Like hell this is for the good of the school this is for the good of me! I feel so fucking free now. To think I was feeling regret for those pathetic fattys and geeky nerds I was writing about! I only regret not writing more! The only people worth anything are my bratty followers who like my posts and even they need to know their place and they will when I surpass Alison and become the new Queen bee. Oh fuck I feel so horny being this bad! I need some release and quick! Mmmm maybe I can finally tick off some of these challenges old me was too much of a loser to attempt. Mmmm yesss those will raise my rank in no time! Oh I have the perfectly wicked idea that will make me a bratty goddess by the end of the day! Oh step daddy!

Changed? Nonsense step daddy I’ve always looked like this. I’m a spoilt wicked little bitch just like your precious daughter, only you can fuck me. What’s the matter step daddy? Cat got your tongue? I bet you always wanted to fuck your mean little princess didn’t you? But you’re a good man and would never do that would you? But guess what? I’m not your daughter but I’m everything she is and more. Would you like a look under my shirt? Sure you would.

Hehe I see you like it step daddy. The outline of your cock is practically bursting out of your pants. Mmm and it looks so impressive. Let me have a peek <zip> oh step daddy, I can see why mommy married you. You’re so big! It’s making my mouth water. I need to have it step daddy, please say yes! I know you’re still hesitant so maybe it might convince you if I stopped calling you step daddy and instead called you… daddy. Mmm you like that don’t you… daddy? You want to put that big cock in my mouth and have my perfect pink lips suck it don’t you… daddy?

Mmmm thanks daddy for the great fucking, you’ve helped me complete so many nasty challenges. Suck a married cock. Check. Fuck an older man. Check. Call him daddy. Mmmm double check. After everything we got up to I completed over a dozen challenges, more than enough to take you bitch of a daughter’s crown. I just have to redeem the points now and assume the throne…. Mmmm it feels so good but something different is happening… oh fuck something amazing is happening!

Mmmm oh fuck yessss! Look at me, I’m a blonde busty bitch now! Im older and sexier and I feel so fucking nasty and hawt but how is this possible? Oh I see I unlocked a new challenge tree and a new rank. Mmmm ‘Homewrecker’ I love the sound of that! Who needs to be a bratty queen when I could be the wicked bitch that stole her daddy instead. Thats right darling, I’ve levelled up to being your mistress now and if you’re lucky and do as I say soon I’ll unlock ‘Trophy Wife’ and you can spoil me rotten as you should. Don’t worry I’ll still call you daddy, it makes everything feel so much more naughty. My mother? You mean that old crone Emma? She’s not my mother anymore, she not even my rival, she’s just an obstacle to our love, isn’t that right? Mmmm I knew you’d agree…. Daddy.

EPILOGUE

Alison was wondering what her father was doing that was taking so god damn long that he couldn’t have sent a car or something to pick her up from the mall like he promised. She had spent so much on his credit card that she was surrounded by high end boutique bags. Just when she was reaching her finally straw she got a message from him telling her he had sent a friend, some woman by the name of Gabrielle, to pick her up. Alison hadn’t heard of any Gabrielle before, except maybe her new dorky step sister but she went by Gabby anyway.

Following her father’s instructions to Gabrielle, Alison’s mouth was agape when she turned the corner to find a stunning blonde waiting for her. The blonde looked at Alison with distain and made Alison feel insignificant for the first time in her life. She didn’t like it. Gabrielle didn’t let up with her stare down, enjoying the way Alison averted her gaze. Alison meanwhile was grateful that their encounter was going to brief.

“So you’re Ted’s daughter? Hmmm I expected somebody a little more… impressive.” Gabrielle said not willing to hide her distaste. If this was anyone else Alison would have ground them to dust with only a few choice words but she felt so intimidated as she got into the car with the blonde bitch.

So much so that her phone dinged to tell her she lost some Brat points for her weakness. She had never lost points before! Gabrielle smirked to herself as she looked at her own phone and saw her points climb. She couldn’t wait become a wicked step mother.

#f2f #corruption #bitchification #magic #evil bitch #evil couple #power transfer #magic item

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 15 days

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Charlie: “-so we have TONS of angel-killing weapons now, thanks to Vaggie! Who had a lovely… Errrr. Fight?”

Vaggie: “It was pretty one sided. Call it a training match.”

Charlie: “She had a lovely training match with Carmilla Carmine! Who repeatedly kneed and kicked her in the face, which I’m not allowed to get upset about, because Vaggie isn’t upset about it!”

Sir Pentious: “Oh that sssounds… Pleasssant?”

Angel Dust: “Of course the one time Saint Sapphic isn’t pissed is when someone actually beats the crap outta her.”

Husk: “Wha’d I say? She’s got issues.”

Niffty: “Kneed in the face by Carmilla Carmine!?” (wistful sigh) “Lucky…”

Husk: “And you’ve got even worse issues, somehow.”

Vaggie: “Meanwhile, Charlie was off singing herself up a whole army in Cannibal Town.”

Charlie: “I wouldn’t call them a whole army-”

Vaggie: “They barely fit inside the hotel, babe.”

Charlie: “-and I wouldn’t really call it mine. Alastor and Rosie helped!”

Vaggie: “Did they give you the cannibal army?”

Charlie: “Nnnnoooo… I mean they did introduce me, but I had to do the convincing part myself.”

Vaggie: “Then it’s your army.”

Charlie: “Huh.”

Charlie: “…..hm.”

Vaggie: “Feels kinda nice, doesn’t it?”

Charlie: (giggling) “Maaaybe a little~”

Angel Dust: “If yous two LBs start kissin’ about the literal man eating army now under ya sway, I’m gonna be sick.”

Vaggie: “Aren’t you supposed to have zero gag reflex?”

Angel Dust: “That’s for sex stuff, Vaggitales. This is sappy and sincere.”

Husk: “A word that’s barely in your fucking vocabulary.”

Charlie: “Now Husk, you know that’s not true-”

Angel Dust: “Oh it’s true baby! But I’d be sucha a gooood little school boy if ya wanted to try teachin’ me, Purrrrfessor~”

Husk: “Can we feed him to the cannibals.”

Charlie: “No!”

Vaggie: “If they get sick before the big fight then we’re all dead.”

Angel Dust: “Hey!”

Sir Pentious: (SNIFFLING)

Charlie: “Oh oh Pen! Don’t be scared- no one’s feeding anyone to any cannibals!”

Vaggie: “Well. We’re not feeding anyone from the hotel to them…”

Charlie: “You hush, beautiful. Now there there Pentious, what wrong?”

Sir Pentious: “Nothing issss now! But EVERYTHING wasss, while you and missss Vaggie were fighting!”

Vaggie: “We weren’t-”

Charlie: “That was just me being-”

Vaggie & Charlie: “...”

Vaggie: “Sorry, you go-”

Charlie: “No no after you!”

Vaggie & Charlie: “..…..”

Hotel Crew: “….”

Vaggie: “Charlie had good reasons for being angry-”

Charlie: “I wasn’t angry! Or, not the way I THOUGHT I was? It’s complicated-”

Vaggie: “Valid. Reasonable. Way more forgiving than called for.”

Charlie: “If I’d just TALKED with you like you’d WANTED-”

Vaggie: “You didn’t want to. That’s fair.”

Charlie: “I guess, but. It wasn’t fun.”

Sir Pentious: “No it wasss not!” (crying) “It sssseemed as though you were ssssplitting up! L-leaving ussss! It wasss! DREADFUL!!”

Charlie: “Ohhhhh nooooo we would never-!”

Vaggie: “The hotel thing is kinda bigger than one relationship, Pentious. We’re not giving up on you guys.”

Charlie: “-and that’s also why we’d never break up.”

Vaggie: “Never’s a long time sweetie… and three years was a long time too.”

Charlie: “Not with you it wasn’t. And forever won’t be either.”

Vaggie: “…”

Angel Dust: “If you cry, I really will throw up.”

Vaggie: “Shut up.”

Charlie: (hugs vaggie) “See, Pen? You don’t have to worry about us, okay?”

Sir Pentious: “Okay. Y-essss.”

Charlie: “Shh sshh, please don’t cry…”

Sir Pentious: (wailing) “I can’t help it!!!”

Vaggie: “Hey, how come HIS tears aren’t vomit worthy but MINE are??”

Angel Dust: “Cuz he’s a sad snake boy in a top hat that cuddles with eggs, and you’re supposed to be tough as nails and impossible to fucking break, Vagina. Seein’ ya as being anything other than gay or pissed? Stomach turning. Yuck”

Husk: “You’ve got issues too, dumbass.”

Angel Dust: “I know.” (preens) “But they look GOOD on me~”

Sir Pentious: (snuffles) “It’sss jussst so good, sssssseeing you two the way you sssshould be! Ugh.” (dripping) “May I borrow a, a tisssssue, Niffty?”

Niffty: “SURE-”

Husk: “You don’t fucking want that or to know where the fuck it’s been. Here. Napkin.”

Sir Pentious: “Thankssss!”

Sir Pentious: (LOUD NOSE BLOWING HONK)

Charlie: “Better?”

Sir Pentious: “Much, yessss. But how did you manage it?”

Charlie: “Manage what?”

Sir Pentious: “Fixssssing thingsss between you! After it wasss so bad!”

Husk: “Without any alcohol, even.”

Sir Pentious: "Or exssssplossions!"

Angel Dust: “Yeah toots, three years of not sayin’ she was an angel is a pretty big shit pile to have dropped on ya, even in hell.”

Niffty: “YEAH VAGGIE! HOW MANY SOULS HAVE YOU KILLED?!”

Vaggie: “Thousands.”

Husk: “FUCK.”

Niffty: “OoooOOoohhhhh~”

Angel Dust: “Now that’s a body count. Like, not a good one but. Wow.”

Sir Pentious: “Sssee? And now Charlie isss hugging you! How iss that possssible?”

Vaggie: “… I don’t… I, gave her space….”

Charlie: “She’s Vaggie. I already knew who she was.”

Husk: “Exorcist.”

Angel Dust: “Liar?”

Niffty: “Mass MURDERER heheheh…”

Charlie: “My partner.”

Sir Pentious: “I don’t underssstand! Did ssshe sssay ssssorry?”

Vaggie: “Sorry really wouldn’t cut it.”

Charlie: (laughing) “She helped me start the hotel- and run it- and get my dad’s help talking to heaven, and- more things than I can count, honestly! Doesn’t that say enough?”

Sir Pentious: “Oh… ssso wordsss are not… what mattersss?”

Charlie: “They can matter, but it’s what we DO that makes them mean anything.”

Sir Pentious: "...what we... do?"

Angel Dust: “Like how heaven and it’s angels say it’s all full of great people up there but then they go an' leave us all to rot and die, yeah?”

Charlie: “Vaggie didn’t."

Angel Dust: "Score! Hell's got ONE angry lesbian on it's side!"

Charlie: "And I won’t either.”

Hotel Crew: “…”

Husk: “Are we done. I need a drink.”

Vaggie: “Y-eah.” (hoarse) (clears throat) “That’s where we’re at now. Any questions?”

Angel Dust: (raises hands) “Husk has one!”

Husk: “Fuck you no I don’t-”

Angel Dust: “Sure ya do babypaws. What the FUCK-”

Angel Dust: (points at Vaggie’s wings)

Angel Dust: “-are THOOOOOOSE???”

Vaggie: “…Those are my wings. Asshole.”

Angel Dust: “Bitch~”

Husk: “Motherfucking dumbasses.”

Charlie: “Angel please, it’s rude to point like that! And to um. Say the other part also- but that’s okay I know you mean it in a nice way!”

Angel Dust: “An’ what about Saint Vagatha huh? She called me shit too! Was that her bein’ nice?”

Charlie: “She-”

Vaggie: “I’m nicely not stabbing you.”

Charlie: “-she’s trying her best.”

Angel Dust: “By not stabbing me?”

Husk: “Now that’s impressive as hell.”

Vaggie: “Thanks.”

Angel Dust: “Hmph. Lucky a guy can take pride in people wantin' to stick stuff in him...”

Sir Pentious: “Vaggie? Pleasse pardon the quesstion, however I ssssseem to recall you sssaying you didn’t HAVE any, ah, wingssss?”

Niffty: “Or tits!”

Vaggie: “They grew back.”

Niffty: “Did your t-”

Vaggie: “Niffty-” (groans) “Look, there’s a cockroach over there. Go hunt, kill- whatever.”

Niffty: "KILL KILL KILL-!"

Charlie: “Aren’t her wings AMAZING! LOOK AT THEM!!! You guys have no idea how soft-! wait they what? Grew back?”

Angel Dust: (grinning) “What about your-”

Vaggie: “Ask about my tits twice in one day and die.”

Charlie: “They were gone? You weren’t just hiding them- Twice?”

Niffty: (on vaggie’s shoulder) (checking down her shirt) “Nope! Tits still missing. Nice pecs though!”

Vaggie: “………”

Angel Dust: “She said it, not me!!”

Vaggie: (SIGH) “These are the people I’m about to risk my life for.”

Charlie: “I feel like I’ve missed something important..?”

Husk: “No you fucking haven’t.”

Angel Dust: “So oh heavenly cunt, what the fuck did ya do with Carmine to get the feather dusters reinstated?”

Vaggie: “No idea. Uh- Thought gay thoughts about Charlie? I guess?”

Charlie: “Awww~!”

Sir Pentious: “Aww!!”

Vaggie: “And mostly non-violent thoughts about the rest of you.”

Niffty: “Booo…”

Vaggie: “Anyway, since Lute didn’t use heavenly steel while tearing them off my back, I guess they just needed time to heal up or whatever.”

Charlie: “I’m SO gonna send a thank-you note to Carmilla for helping you with… tha….”

Charlie: “….tEARING? She, Lute-”

Vaggie: “Not now. Tell you later, babe.”

Charlie: “BUt- I’ve met her TWICE and you didn’t say-!”

Vaggie: “Let’s focus on finishing debriefing the troo- the friends for now. ‘kay?”

Charlie: “I…”

Angel Dust: “I TOLD YA IDIOTS IT MIGHT BE A SENSITIVE FUCKING TOPIC!”

Husk: “Then why the fuck did you bring it up!?”

Angel Dust: “My mouth likes to be open and stupid shit comes out of it sometimes- I dunno!”

Vaggie: “Yeah well I’m so not about to start spilling the gory details in the hotel lobby. The cannibals are already starting to look hungry. If we’re up to date on the mission statement and current crew resource management situation, then-”

Niffty: “Hey Vaggie, Vaggieee.”

Vaggie: “What.”

Niffty: (giggles) “Did Lute steal your tits too?”

Vaggie: “….”

Angel Dust: “…what? Don’t glare at ME about ya blindly obvious shortfall in that depar-Tit-ment-”

Husk: “Shut up before she fucking tests some of her new shiny weapons on you.”

Vaggie: “Don’t give me ideas.”

Charlie: “Why is everyone talking about my girlfriend’s breasts. She got her wings ripped off and suddenly has them back, and we’re all just, talking about bra size???”

Angel Dust: “Toots, if she wears bras, it’s gotta be just so’s she looks good for you.”

Vaggie: “I’ll take that compliment.”

Angel Dust: “I wasn’t sayin’ it as one-”

Vaggie: “Change your mind or lose your hair.”

Angel Dust: “-you’re a very loving lesbian and ya make Sappho the OG herself proud.”

Vaggie: “Better.”

Sir Pentious: “E-excusssse me!? Thisss, sssssadistic Lute person iss, ssssssomeone we will be fighting against..?”

Vaggie: “Yeah but I’ll handle her, don’t worry.”

Charlie: “wHAT!?”

Vaggie: “I said, I’m the one who knows how she fights anyway, so I’ll-”

Charlie: “YOU. WILL. NOT-”

Demon Charlie: “-NIFFTY DON’T YOU DARE STUFF THAT DEAD COCKROACH DOWN MY GIRLFRIEND’S SHIRT!!!”

Vaggie: “AUGH?!”

Niffty: “Aww.”

Angel Dust: “Oh that’s nasty.”

Husk: "Hreaugh." (hairball noise) “Whatever’s wrong with you, Niffty, never EVER fucking tell me what it is.”

Niffty: (waving cockroach) “It’s just for padding~ You know what they say! Every little bit helps! Right?”

Charlie & Vaggie: “NO!”

Niffty: (CACKLING)

Sir Pentious: “…..thisss isss, sssssso beautiful….”

Husk: “The fucking cockroach?”

Sir Pentious: “No. Them.” (wipes tear) “They’re ssstill, hugging.”

Angel Dust: “Yeah... It’s almost sweet enough to make a guy puke.”

Husk: “Almost?”

Angel Dust: “Well I’m not gonna ruin the mood for them by actually puking!”

Husk: (smiles) “Uh-huh.”

Angel Dust: “Plus, think of my boots! What if they got splashed on and shit?”

Husk: “Right.”

Angel Dust: “And Niffty’s doin’ good work breakin’ the tension and grossin’ them out anyway…”

Husk: “Mm-hmm.”

Angel Dust: “….And. It’s nice to see ‘em bein’ cute again.”

Husk: “…..”

Angel Dust: “….because it was weird when they weren’t and maybe, MAYBE, I was worried.”

Husk: “There we fucking go. Good boy.”

Angel Dust: “!!!”

Sir Pentious: “Oh that sseems to have cheered him up immenssely..”

Husk: "Fuck."

Angel Dust: “Oooh~ Nauseous to horny in less than a second? Damn, Purrrfessor. That’s a new record even for me~”

Husk: “Fuck no.” (fleeing)

Husk: “Alright, I’m opening the fucking bar! Come get your complimentary we might all be dying together soon drinks- and nobody fucking DARE ask me to use body parts in them. This isn’t fucking Cannibal Town. My drinks are good enough without fingers or eyeballs floating in them or whatever.”

Cannibal crowd: (grumbles but politely ques up for drinks)

Charlie: “I think maybe we’ll pass? Vaggie? Our room, us, alone, maybe?”

Vaggie: “Are we gonna talk about stuff?”

Charlie: “I would VERY MUCH like to talk about all things now yes please.”

Vaggie: “Then I’m gonna need a drink. Husk-”

Husk: “Take the fucking bottle.”

Angel Dust: “Here, and this bottle too!”

Charlie: “Oh thank you Angel D- is this LUBE!? Already OPENED lube!??!?”

Angel Dust: “Happy make-up sex~”

Charlie: “I- Vaggie no, not the spear- thanks, Angel Dust, but I think- Vaggie I said not the spear- I think we can do without borrowing your, uh, personal bottle of- okay that’s it, up over the shoulder you go. Hup!”

Vaggie: “I’m gonna kill him! I’m gonna save him from the extermination by killing him RIGHT NOW!”

Charlie: “-and you told me to ignore you when you talk like that. Anyway, everyone else have good night with the drinks and cannibals!”

Angel Dust: "Will do, toots! You gays enjoy eatin' each other out!"

Vaggie: “Babe please just let me strangle him a little bit-”

Charlie: “Nope! We’re gonna go explore some past trauma!”

Angel Dust: “An’ each other’s bodies!!!”

Charlie: (carrying vaggie upstairs) “Not helping!”

Vaggie: (still struggling) “I don't NEED to talk about my trauma- i need to get my hands on that asshole twink!"

Angel Dust: "GET IN LINE BEHIND HALF OF HELL, VAG-GAY!"

Charlie: "Hold my hand instead?"

Vaggie: "...."

Vaggie: (melting) (holds hand) "...fiiiiine."

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morn #vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #niffty hazbin hotel #sir pentious #incorrect quotes #“what happened after they got back to the hotel in ep 7-” Chaos.#i'd imagine it was chaos and cannibals and dead cockroachs #EVERYWHRE #XD #niffty nooooo

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srslymina · 7 months

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Love, it's Nayeon day!!

Can you write A/B/O dynamic

A!Nayeon getting up with a morning wood, but Y/n not attending it,

So she ends up frustrated and then her friend (twice) calling a party for her and

After the party she gets drunk and Fucks R mercilessly. And even ask

A!MiSaMo to join her! Breading kink!!??

Nayeon day!? I missed it :(

“…Nayeon…” Nayeon groans into the pillow.

“Wake up…Nayeon! Wake up!” You shake Nayeon awake.

“Huh! Wha!-“ Nayeon’s eyes abruptly open as she suddenly sits up.

“Nayeon get up we’re gonna be late for the party!” You kiss Nayeon’s cheek rubbing her back from the shocking way she woke up.

“C’mon alpha, wakey wakey” You sing song, nuzzling into her neck. She tries to wrap her arms around you to pull you into bed but you quickly slap them away.

“Hey!” She pouts.

“Oh don’t hey me, I’m already dressed the party is in about an hour n a half, you always take forever to get ready so get that hot ass out of bed and go shower while I finish my makeup”

Nayeon groans, “Fine!” She ruffles the sheets as she makes her way out of bed, “why is the party so early anyways?”

“It’s four in the afternoon right now, babe”

“Ugh whatever” Nayeon sits on the edge of bed, rubbing her eyes, she looks down only to find her little friend straining against her boxers.

“Babe…” Nayeon mumbles out, palming her bludge, sighing out at the pleasure, she can see you in front of the vanity and your face through the mirror.

“Yes, Alpha?” You say, not looking away from applying your primer.

“I think we might need to get a little sidetracked before the party…” Nayeon smirks. “Would you be a good ‘mega and help your poor alpha out, hmm?” She leans back on one arm using the other to stick her hand under her boxers. But all she’s met with is a towel to the face,

“Better take a cold shower then”

—

Nayeon annoyingly mumbles against her breath as the two of you make it to the front door, it was Sana’s party and she invited all the Twice members over for some fun.

“Oh sush it you big baby, I promise you can have your fun after the party” You lean up giving Nayeon a loving peck before knocking on the door.

"pssh, whatever" She grumbles.

Sana is the one who opens the door and she almost squeals when she sees the two of you.

“Oh emm geee! You look as cute as ever!” Nayeon rolls her eyes,

“I know I do-“ She’s shoved out the way as Sana rushes to squeeze your cheeks.

“You look so pretty in your dress, Y/N! So tiny and cute! Nayeon is so lucky to have an omega like you!”

You smirk as you look up at Nayeon who just tsks, “yeah, I know”

The party goes on and it’s just everyone catching up with one another, talking about schedules and what not.

You sat between Momo and Nayeon. Your girlfriend’s hand went behind your lower back and against the side of your thigh as she brought you closer to her, leaning down to sniff at your scent gland. Your scent giving her more euphoria than the glass of wine in her other hand.

“Izz that your shcent ohmega?” Momo perks up next to you, she’s had more than just a glass of wine, “wow you shmell soooo gooood” her words slur a little as she leans forward to nuzzle the scent gland on your neck, you yelp a little, pushing yourself closer to Nayeon.

“Yeah, yeah she smells amazing I know.” Nayeon grumbles pushing Momo’s head away. "We don't wanna smell that nasty breath of yours, smells like whiskey and a shot of ass"

Momo tsks and rolls her eyes, "whatevaaa"

The night goes on until the members excuse each other one by one, until there was five of you. You and Nayeon with Mina, Sana, and Momo.

It was clear that Momo wasn't going home tonight. And Mina, well she's kinda just been there, like always, never the center of the crowd but always the bystander. Sana mentioned that Mina stays over at her place a lot, so she probably won't go home tonight.

But you felt kind of weird since all of them were alphas and Nayeon loves to hang out with all three of them. You were starting to get tired, your eyes droopy as you snuggled closer to Nayeon.

Sana noticed, "Hey Nayeon, if your omega is tired you can put her in the guest room, she seems like she'll fall asleep any minute"

—

Nayeon carefully set you down on the bed, she tucked some hair behind your bed, leaving a sweet kiss on your forhead,

"sweet 'mega," she whispers against your year, "sleep well, you'll be waking up soon"

You mumble something incoherent in your sleep, snuggling under the covers. Nayeon lets out a light laugh before leaving the room.

But your sleep nap is short lived because you wake up to your dress getting pulled off,

“Ngg- Nayeoon I’m too sleepy” you whine,

“It’s okay baby you don’t gotta do a thing” A voice slurs in your ear, a voice that doesn’t sound like your alpha.

“Wh-what!?” You quickly get up pulling the almost slipped off dress up to cover yourself. You come face to face with Mina. Her eyes blown wide with lust.

“Mina? What are you doing? I’m mated to Nayeon” You blurt out.

You gasp as your hair is pulled back, not by Mina, and forcing you to face the open door, there stands Nayeon, a bit sluggish in her stance,

"Nayeon said that we could play-, I mean punish you since you gave her blue balls in the morning!" A voice perks up next to you, Sana, the same person who held your hair.

"Not blue balls! She just denied me, that's all!" Nayeon whined.

"Yeah, yeah. As long as we can have fun with this cute omega, I don't think it really matters" Momo murmurs from next to you, "god, your scent is driving me crazy"

Your dress is pulled off till you’re only in your underwear.

“Mmgh!” You’re face is pulled up till it aligns with Sana’s dick.

“Shh, it’s okay baby girl I’m sure you’ll love this punishment” She murmurs sweet praises as she nudges her dick into your mouth. You gasp around her as she pushes in, holding your face in place as she fucks your mouth.

Momo runs her hands over your body, squeezing and poking all the right places as you begin to squirm. Mina work with your cunt, rubbing it from outside your underwear,

"fuck so wet already" She murmurs, slowly pulling them away. She drives two fingers straight into your dripping hole, your eyes widen as the sudden fast pace of her fingers, Sana's dick falling out your mouth as you squeal.

"t-too fast mmm its t'much!" You whine against Momo's hold as Mina brings you to a quick orgasm. Not a second is wasted as you're flipped over onto your front, your face against the edge of the bed, Nayeon stands in front of you, smirk on her face.

"you look so good like this, baby" She murmurs under her breath, pulling out her cock, "the big bad alphas," she mocks, "are gonna take turns fucking you, okay?"

As soon as she nudges her head between your lips, someone else is pushing in from behind, mercilessly fucking into you, you turn to look at who it is but your face is gripped by your cheeks,

"nuh uh, baby, eyes on me, and only me" Nayeon orders pushing her dick back into your mouth roughly, making you gag.

There's a tight grip on your hips, as your cunt is used over and over again. You don't even remember how many times you've been used or how many times you've been brought into a high. You feel someone spill cum into your cunt, and then another dick is filling you up.

It's until one orgasm crashes over you, and you nearly scream at its force, shakily you fall down on the bed, bringing your knees to your chest as everything begins to feel too much.

You don't even notice three people leaving the room until Nayeon is pulling you up on her lap.

"one more baby and we're done" She murmurs praises while leaving light kisses on your jaw. You sleepily nod.

"good girl" She pushes her cock into you and begins to thrust up, pulling you down by the hips as you let out moans against her neck. You guessed she was also pent up because soon her knot is slipping into and she's leaving sweet kisses and hickies around and on your mating mark.

...

"sooo...do you wanna go out to eat at our favorite place tomorrow?"

"Nayeon...your dick is inside me right now, can we talk about this later?"

#twice x reader #twice smut #nayeon smut #sana smut #momo smut

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eaglebow09 · 5 months

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My OC (Anya x Revali) Playing with some shading options on Photoshop. Would love to shade the comic this way but it would take sooo long. But it looks really nice. Ugh!

Here is a drawing of Revali and Anya at the Champions Ball, which is an event in my webcomic, however this particular scenario is quite a ways into it and yet to be penciled out.

I have him slightly more flirtatious and forward than I may have him on the dance floor, but I couldn't resist.... and how could she??? haha

Anyway all the champions are supposed to start out the Ball with having the first dance and it seems Anya was available.

youtube

Looooove this cover of Dua Lipa by this guy. His stuff is so gooood. I couldn't help but have some fun just listening to something a little more up beat. And the male cover is perfect for Revali's perspective in my comic.

#comic #fanart #botw #fanfic #art #webcomic #botw fanart #breath of the wild #revali #revali fanart #revali champion #revali botw #hyrule warriors #fancomic #original character #rito oc #botw comic #Youtube

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bloopygooo · 10 months

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Drawing Adventure Lines!

Please Follow these wonderful artists for their hard work and designs they deserve it. If you have a compliment about something just say it! It’ll make their day. It took me a while like four hours to do all this not counting the times I had to get up to do something. Enjoy! @superbellsubways: The hair was surprisingly difficult though I love the original design. I took some liberties with the shading because I often don’t blend shading like you.

@beartitled: Omg the style is so so cute, the thing I had trouble with was surprisingly the eyes It took several tries to get the eyes just right. The expression I drew on him seems to be the most common one he has. Pure fear. Lmfao. I also love your color pallet for this li’l’ guy. He’s just so so cute!

@purpleskelet0n: The doggo was so cute! It was actually the last one I did and the quickest one besides my own.

@coca-crea: ah and this one was particularly tedious because I drew the first one they made first before realizing that it was the outdated one it took quiet a lot of work to get it looking correct. Now I did have to take some liberties with the sweat shirt so- I hope you like it!

@aster15: and last but certainly not least this one. IT WAS SO COOL! I had trouble with the eyes but that was because like every single one of these I did not use a base and only a reference I had to start over on the markings on it’s face but the end result really is cool. I did use my own color palette to color him obviously because when I drew him I didn’t want to go through the profile and see if you drew digitally I do apologize for inaccuracies.

(Edit): I’M SO SORRY SKELETON! *SOB*

(UGH MY BACK! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LOUD THE POPPING SOUND IT MADE WHEN I CRACKED MY BACK AFTER I DREW THAT! srsly it was like *CRACCCKK* it felt so gooood!!)

#art #my art #original art #fan art #digital art #tsp #tspud #tsp au #tsp fanart #tsp fandom #tspud art #tspud fanart #tspud au #stanley parable #tsp adventure line #Adventure Line Styles #Bloop

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loveshotzz · 6 months

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Had a very bartender!eddie coded encounter with a server at this gala I’m at…

He asked me how many people have fallen in love with me tonight. (Cos I look gooood)

I told him, so far just you 😘

Such a bartender!eddie line, hopefully he keeps it up all night 😉 ugh! I know you look stunning!! 💗

#i fell in love too #asks #bartender!eddie

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crybabydraws · 7 months

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I just listened to Hozier's album Unreal Unearth and I'm gonna explode. Holy shit what an amazing album and what an incredible artist. Here are my first impressions I got from each song.

De Selby (Part 1) - Very pretty. A beautiful song to start this album. A wonderful taste of what's to come

De Selby (Part2) - FUNKY! I'll be taking this and I will be listening to it on repeat til I'm sick of it or dead. Whichever comes first (probably death tbh).

First Time - Just a simple love song (I'm lying). It doesn't really speak to me on any kind of existential level (still lying).

Francesca - What a lovely sonG OH HOLY SHIT- (Also the ending portion of this song is heavenly, pun intended)

I, Carrion (Icarian) - I could only think about Crowley and Aziraphale when this song came on. It fits them SOOO well! Anyways, gorgeous song!

Eat Your Young - The sound of this song is so awesome and sexy for a song that uses a clever parallel to Chronos to keep the Greek mythology theme to make it about sacrificing the next generation for money and power. I live for it.

Damage Gets Done - Hozier and Brandi Carlile's voices are so pretty together. This song sounds like running through a flower filled field with someone you want to be buried next to.

Who we are - This song speaks for itself and what it has to say is beautiful and painful as shit. I love this song.

Son of Nyx - The animated masterpiece that I made in my head to this song was incredible.

All Things End - "If there was anyone to ever get through this life with their heart still intact, they didn't do it right." GODAMN SO TRUE! This song is so nice. Accepting that everything will end while still keeping hope that we'll begin again UGH! I LOVE IT!

To Someone From A Warm Climate (Uiscefhuaraithe) - Beautiful. Incredible. I'm speechless. I also cannot believe that word is pronounced that way.

Butchered Tongue - This reads to me like a poetic love letter to language, music, and to Hozier's hometown. It goes over his personal experience with growing up in his hometown and appreciating it even more as he experiences other places and recognizes even more how it has affected him. That's what I got at least. Lovely song ofc.

Anything But - If the previous song was about the love of things that make us human and connect us like language, this song is about the feeling of wanting to be anything but human or, better yet, nothing at all. So cool. I love this man.

Abstract (Psychopomp) - When I listened to this song for the first time, I didn't really pay attention to the lyrics. I still teared up. I still haven't really looked at the lyrics and I'm still emotional about it. I love music. I love life. I love that I get to experience this with my ears. I love that I can appreciate it and understand it. GOD THIS ALBUM IS SO GOOOOD!!!

Unknown/Nth - This song with a math reference in the title makes me lose my mind in the best way. "Do you know I could break beneath the weight of the goodness, love, I still carry for you that I'd walk so far just to take the injury of finally knowing you." That might just be the most emotional line I've ever heard in my life jfc.

First Light - The melodies he is singing in this song do something to me. I ascend every time that pre chorus/chorus comes in. LIKE DAMN, IF I BREATHED IN THIS SONG, I WOULD SEE INFINITY!

I need to study the lyrics of all of these songs in an academic manner soon. I could only dream of the artistry that Hozier achieved here. This album will probably change my life.

#GODAMN HOZIERRRR!!!#ramblings #hozier #unreal unearth

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nekomacheercaptain · 4 months

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Favorite Corazon fanart

(because I am tired of scrolling through my bookmarks on twitter)

40 y/o Corazon (AAAAAH)

He is so pretty I want to cry pls

This au is just so fucking cool I love it sm

*feral dog noises*

I LOVE HIM!!!!! MY HANDSOME MAN!!!!!

Jeg må bytte om til norsk her for ÆÆÆÆH HERREGUD

Corazon would be so cute in the egghead style

🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ so many sexy men holy fuck HE’S SO BIG!!!!!

This duo would be so wholesome

🥹 so cute

I want to cry, it’s so beautiful

Not directly Corazon, but god this hurts 🥹 so good

THEY’RE SO CUTE 😭😭

Never gonna stop obsessing over their Corazon

Still gaping and drooling over this

Pretty boy Cora 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Again, not directly Corazon, but little Law always hurts 🥲

HIS BACK!!!! AAAAHHHHH gorgeous

Shamelessly obsessed with this, it’s so cool

Cora’s body 🤭

Metalcora 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

This duo is just the sweetest thing

I’m so glad this was a little trend, his back is just so big and broad and ugh 😩😩

I cried when I first saw this + Cora is so big… look at his thighs, hand, tummy…. God…. What a beautiful man

Law’s survival guilt is just so good angst material, I love this

🥹they were supposed to travel the world together

These two break my heart

All of these are just so beautiful and amazingly done, I’m obsessed with all of their art

(NSFW) screaming over this

I think this account is private, but I’m saving the link for me lol my favorite fanart of Corazon

He just looks so good fuck

WHAT SHOULD’VE BEEN 😭

SIIIICK love this

(NSFW) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OH HOLY FUCK MY LIFE IS CHANGED I NEED HIM

Wano Cora finished!!!

More egghead!!!

Marine Rosi

Coradad with his 4 children

So gorgeous

(TW organs (?) and nudity) This is really cool

This Coradad WIP 🥹

(TW blood) this is so amazing

(nsfw-ish) God it’s just right there… I would be tempted too much

Awkward sibling hug

Love when the size difference is so visible 🧎‍♀️

🥹🥹 crying actually, will never get over his death

LMAO his bounty being lower than Chopper’s 😭

SERVING CUNT

Ooohh cool

He looks so gooood 😩

Baby Rosi 🥹

He is so beautiful

Corazon as a bird

Guilt

Bloody dog Cora with cat Law on his back🥹

Law finds out Cora doesn’t like bread

Little Law builds a snowman 🥰

Umeboshi

The most beautiful man in the entire world

Cora and Law as minks

Bloody Cora + full picture

Wounded as Corazon + Rosinante

🥹🥹 the best parents

….god he looks so good

Reverse time travel au - adult Law finds Child Rosi 🥹

I love this so much… the kids playing on the beach is so cute

LMAO Chopper’s POV

Law doesn’t want to go to the hospital

Corazon shoots bread lmao

Coradad and his 4 kids

WHAT SHOULD’VE HAPPENED

He’s so beautiful

CORA-DAY!!!!

Valentine’s Day

(NSFW) shy Rosi 🥹

STOOOOOP 😭😭😭😭

OOOOHHH MY GOD

#corazon #art #links #fave #cheer’s a simp #cleaning

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landslided · 5 months

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Can’t help but think of little tkk butch Danielle with the smell of Johanna’s fancy, sweet perfume stuck in her nose because that girl sprayed a hate note with it like a love letter.

Also, Eternal Sunshine AU with Daniel (Joel) who is going through it and finds out about his ex, Johnny, who chose to forget him. Not sure who Patrick would be (Dutch? Kreese? Another?) Just saying he’d have that S5 depression stubble and longer hair.

Idk random. Feel free to ignore.

UGH!!! i LOVE THIS ASK SO MUCH, okay okay let me get into this:

tkk lesbian lawrusso my ABSOLUTE beloved!! i get into the topic in later chapters of but the noise goes on (which im excited to share) but yes!! you’re so right!! i think that in early tkk johnny is probably wearing a lot more femme clothing because she’s wearing whatever her mom buys for her and so danielle gets SO FRUSTRATED AND ANNOYED by this pleated skirt, pink sweater blonde who looks like such a nice girl at school but when she’s out with the cobras, she steals their clothes and she wears that red leather jacket that danielle just kind of obsessed over. (baby lesbian johnny wearing dutch’s shirt, bobby’s pants when she knows sid and laura won’t be around for a while) meanwhile danielle wears both her mom and her dad’s and all her cousins’ hand me downs so it’s always a mess of huge flannels and then her mom’s flower patterned shirts (and UGLY CAMOS BECAUSE I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT CANON ATROCITY) and then after she meets mr miyagi you know she’s stealing all his shirts too!

johnny would wear this kind of expensive perfume her mom got her for christmas that smells like vanilla but underneath there’s the smell of leather and sweat and men deodorant she stole from tommy in the lockers and she writes these nasty bitchy notes to danielle à la regina george and danielle is like UGH I HATE HER AND HER BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS HAIR AND HER INTOXICATING SMELL!!! meanwhile johnny is writing mrs johnny larusso in the margins of her math book and then gets mad at herself for it.

i haven’t seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind because i know it would absolutely destroy me emotionally but i loooooove break up/make up stories im a huge angst lover and after reading the wiki i totally agree. i think kreese would probably use daniel’s memories to get johnny to join him again? (or date him? im not a kreerence shipper but i can see that too) and i can totally see johnny and daniel fall back in love with each other even without their memories. also, kinda need billy zabka in kate winslet’s fits, blue hair and all. it would heal me i think. and gooood, yes divorced!daniel, with maybe some white hair in that beard (pls ck directors let ralph macchio have white hair he looks so good)

thank you for the ask!! i loved this!!

#*asks #ask AUs

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goosewriting · 16 days

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I just need you to know I had no interest in inquisitor cal but decided to read Underneath and as soon as I was done I looked for more and was so stoked to get Warmth and please if you ever get the urge to write more, either for that pairing or a new inq cal, then please do bc omg i loved them so much, they're sooo well written and Cal still feels fairly in character (despite obviously being an inq) and just, ugh so gooood!!!

waah thank you so much for your kind words! it means a lot <3 i currently have several inq!cal fics in the works actually,, so please look forwards to those. writing is very slow at the moment because of uni and a new hyperfixation (helldivers 2 lol) that are taking up most of my time, but once the hype dies down a little and i settle into a routine with my lectures, i plan on posting more regularly :'D

#im so glad people still find and read those two fics #they're very dear to me<3 #and i totally get the not being interested in inq!cal lol #it was the same for me until i read one specific fic and it all started from there xD #goose honks #goose mail #nessa-calmcacil

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azurecrystalz · 1 year

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[Translation] Romantic? Date / Love and Hate Quantified 4

The next morning, back in HiMERU's dorm in Seisou Hall

HiMERU: (In the end, we ran out of time yesterday without receiving a single OK.)

HiMERU: ("ALKALOID" was still flooded with work assigned to them by ES, so Tatsumi had to go tend to that. "Crazy:B" wasn't as busy, though HiMERU wouldn't dare inform them that he wasn't able to complete his tasks after trying countless things. Any nonsense Amagi spews can easily be ignored, but the idea of Shiina and Oukawa thinking HiMERU is a "useless child" is unacceptable.)

HiMERU: (And so, HiMERU spent the rest of his day yesterday endlessly playing "Ai-stars" using "SSVRS". The goal is to firstly understand the type of game "Ai-stars" is by playing it. That way, HiMERU may be able to discern what exactly it is the producers want from him and the "correct" answer will be in his grasp. Still, it was awkward to have other familiar male idols whisper flirtations all night...but in order to keep HiMERUs reputation as a "perfect idol", this is just a necessary obstacle to face.)

Tetora: HiMERU-san, HiMERU-san! It's morning~! You gotta get up soon or else you'll be late for school! Wait, HiMERU-san, do you even attend school?

Arashi: No need to force him awake, Tetora-kun. HiMERU-chan was up late last night meddling around with something, so I think we should let him rest.

Tetora: Augh~, now that you mention it, I did hear a lot of mumbling coming over from his bed. I was worried about it, since I couldn't sleep.

Arashi: I didn't take you for the type to worry about that kind of thing, Tetora-kun. Don't be so nervous.

Tetora: I'm jealous of you, Narukami-senpai, you're always able to keep a calm head.

Arashi: Oh, are you implying that I'm insensitive*? Well I was able to sleep fine last night.

HiMERU: ....Good morning, everyone.

Arashi: Oh, he woke up.

Tetora: I'm sorry for waking you up! It's alright if you want to go back to sleep~, we were just getting ready for school!

HiMERU: --Fumu. HiMERU was wondering why he was able to hear everyone but not see them, but it would appear he'd fallen asleep with the "SSVRS" headset on...so he was laying in bed playing "Ai-stars" and fell asleep. Unbelievable.

Tetora: "Ai-star"?

Arashi: Ugh, that game people keep talking about. I'm not a fan of it since they changed my actions with things I'd never personally do.

Tetora: Umy~u. Narukami-senpai, I guess you're not too happy with the idea that your character model could fall in love with a woman.

Arashi: Well, it's just a game--a work of fiction. It doesn't have anything to do with me and it has no connection to real life.

HiMERU: ......

Arashi: ? What's wrong, HiMERU-chan? You're staring....sorry, I'm not judging anyone if who likes "Ai-stars" or anything, even you. It wouldn't be the first time I've been treated as some handsome idol.

HiMERU: No, HiMERU didn't play "Ai-stars" because he liked it...nn?

Arashi: ......?

[Narukami Arashi / Relationship: Stranger / Status: Anxious / Affinity: 22]

HiMERU: Narukami-san. What's that mysterious text floating above your head?

Arashi: Text? What?

Tetora: ? Narukami-senpai doesn't have anything written on her head though, HiMERU-san?

[Nagumo Tetora / Relationship: Stranger / Status: Bad Health (Sleep Deprivation) / Affinity: 34]

HiMERU: ....? Nagumo, you seem to have similar text over your head too.

Tetora: ....? ....? But, I don't see anything?

Arashi: Oh, HiMERU-chan, could it be that you're still tired? Maybe you should get back to bed, then?

HiMERU: It's true though. There's some words above your head saying something about affinity.

Arashi: ? If this is some kind of joke, it's not funny yknow, I don't get it...

[Narukami Arashi / ↓↓ Affinity Decreased ↓↓]

HiMERU: (Seriously, what is this? An illusion? But it looks real...?)

Tatsumi: Hello, hello, is HiMERU-san here?

Tetora: Nn? A visitor? You're "ALKALOID"'s Kazehaya-senpai, right?

Tatsumi: Yes. Good morning, sorry for the early morning visit.

Arashi: Gooood morning~ HiMERU-chan is riiiight here, but theres something wrong and I'm really worried about him yknow? Kazehaya-senpai, would you happen to know anything about this? HiMERU-chan said he was working with you and "ALKALOID"...?

Tatsumi: Yes. I was actually here to ask him a quick question about it.

HiMERU: ........

Tatsumi: Ah, HiMERU-san! Good morning! Fufu, looks like you just woke up…~ HiMERU-san is always so perfect, so it's really refreshing to get to see you so sleepy like this.

[Kazehaya Tatsumi / Relationship: Good Friends / Status: Happy / Affinity: 89]

HiMERU: This is all so frustrating!

Tatsumi: Eh?! I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to tease you...

[Kazehaya Tatsumi / ↓↓ Affinity Decreased ↓↓]

HiMERU: (Just what the hell is happening here? Has the world gone crazy, or have "I"?)

(*): When Arashi uses "insensitive" here I don't think she means it like "oh so you think im rude/blunt" but rather I think she means it in a way that's like "oh so you think I can't empathize with him" like. To be emotionally cognizant of someone else's feelings.

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#enstars #enstars translation #himeru #tetora nagumo #arashi narukami #tatsumi kazehaya #crazyb #aurora tls

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moonjxsung · 22 days

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sTAR PLS 🤭🤭🤭 your little 👀 had my jaw dropping cos i'm so excited for it, im literally gonna block off time in my day to just sit down and read whatever you publish. when you posted the hanji fic i was like omg i need to finish my homework NOW, so i can read stars masterpiece when im done–uninterrupted.

i can't imagine how tiring it must be to chase down the people that steal your work to post them on other sites, trying to get the stolen work taken down or at least the credit that you rightfully deserve. i'll miss the drabbles of course, but i'd much rather have a star who isn't drained and tired chasing after these thieves <3 the stuff i write are drabble length i think? 1k-3k words, and even though i'm a smaller writer on this app, the possibility that my work could be stolen is always in the back of my mind.

right now its exam season. i had a midterm earlier (saturday at 9am 🤢 a crime) and then i have 3 more coming up in the next couple of weeks. at this point i just want to pass and get the credit so 🤞🤞 im coming off anon just to show you some pics i took while waiting for the eclipse and then when it happened

i'm not very knowledgeable about astronomy but god, i love it so much. the stars, the moon, space and everything, it's so breathtakingly beautiful it relaxes me.

i'm happy to hear you're going out and eating some good food, ugh i love some good food. stay safe always 🫶 ilysm pookie 🌸

I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHWJWKKALKSDJ I blocked off the entire day today to just stay in and WRITE I’m trying to get it finished before April’s over but we shall see 👀 IM SO EXCITED THAT YOU’RE EXCITED THOUGH SJSKXLXLSKSLSKDK

God the wattpad thieves are just rampant on here. I never thought it would be this bad considering I feel like tumblr isn’t as popular as it used to be? But boyyyyy was I wrong 😀 I’m doing the best I can coping and I have no intention of scrapping my longer stuff so it’s all good 🫶

GOOOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS MY LOOOOVE AHHHH you got this my love!!!!!! I believe in you!!!!!!! 🫶 this is the final stretch and then you’ll have some time to breathe and relax RAHHH manifesting good grades all around and some fun plans to celebrate when it’s over 🫶

ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ECLIPSE PICS OH MY GODDDDDD I missed it because I had a 3 hour conference with a client I couldn’t miss and I’m still so sad about it but I love seeing it through your eyes and I’m so glad you got to witness it !! I love the moon she’s so beautiful I hope you always get to see the moon look so pretty and I hope you never miss astronomical phenomena when they occur 🌙⭐️✨💫 I do have some cutie pics of the moon from the past month I’ll add even though I didn’t catch the eclipse she’s SOOOO cutie 👼

I love you sweet angel I’m glad you’re doing well!!!! Go crush your exams and tell me all about it, I’ll be rooting for you from over here 👼💫⭐️🌙✨🫶💞💖💝💕

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danveresque · 2 years

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SO! A while back I watched this smashing show called Guardian. Seeing as Twitter is imploding or something at the moment, here is that thread of tweets as I really did rather enjoy that show.

To begin my #Guardian thread, I'd just like to say, helloooooo motor-bike guy, I am already hoping you're going to be ruffling up that neat neat Shen Wei chap.

2. [enters the Special Investigations Department of the #Guardian]. Uh oh.

3. Just #GuardianEpisode1 and 2 dudes stroking a cat between them

4. Oh no

5. Ugh. Zhao Yunlan sitting on desks and sucking lollipops and being all heeey I'm so cool. Which he is. I'm already #teamthisguy. Dear Shen Wei, Zhao Yunlan looks like the kind of person who is going to hear you call yourself ordinary and respond by assuming the opposite is true.

6. The opposite of that look is true

7. Unh??? 0.0 Hmmm

8. Whatwhatwhat???

9. Yeah, I mean, I'll just watch however many episodes of whatever's happening here

10. I like how the first ten minutes of #GuardianEpisode2 seem to be Zhao Yunlan trying to find out if Shen Wei is single and them arranging to go out on a date, or at least I think that's what happened. #Guardian

11. So #GuardianEpisode2 really gives me Merlin vibes, with Shen Wei disappearing in order to magic. Zhao Yunlan also has an Arthuresque leadership style (brash and confident). The episode plot with Li Qian and her grandmother tho. Very moving. Is Chu the Han Ying to SW's ZZS? :D

12. The only thing I care about in #GuardianEpisode3 is this scene. And all the other scenes with these two. #Guardian

13. Watching #GuardianEpisode4 (it's taking a while because I'm also watching the Hot Neighbour Does Mundane Things And Somehow Makes Them Hot show). Once again, it's making me think of Sanctuary a lot.

14. No need to walk that close, no need at all. #GuardianEpisode4

15. Exhibit A: Longing face #GuardianEpisode4

16. That was a very long walk in the park scene. I approve. #GuardianEpisode4

17. Me watching Zhao Yunlan tell Shen Wei off for pricking his finger: Gooood. Verry goood. #GuardianEpisode4

18. Oh noes, I made him mad face. Wonderful #GuardianEpisode4

19. This era, whenever it is, must be what all the fic is about, right? #GuardianEpisode4

20. In #GuardianEpisode5, a question the audience already has the answer to is asked.

21. Apparently this show has some pretty dodgy CGI, but watching #GuardianEpisode6, I didn't really notice that to be the case...

22. Every show has a bunch of episodes that are THE EPISODES, the ones that establish canon (as in an actual canon that fires heavy balls of fic-plotting into fandom). #GuardianEpisode7 must absolutely be one of those canon balls.

23. Oh man, I adore this scene. ADORE.

24. Okay. #GuardianEpisode8 is THE EPISODE of THE EPISODES. Shen Wei being so mad at Zhao Yunlan self-neglect is so gooood. Also, him trying not to hurl every time he opens the fridge is hi-larious.

25. This scene though is so SO good because only someone who loves you will ever get THAT mad at you for neglecting yourself. And therefore...Shen Wei has loved this man

26. Mmm yes, more #Guardian time. Now the bar has been set and it is called "my fave episode, episode 9". Even #GuardianEpisode10 doesn't raise the bar just yet. Also Zhao Yunlan is SO annoying I love him he is my favourite LOOK AFTER YOURSELF BETTER YOU IDIOT dreamboat

27. Ah yes, I has developed gut feelings about my fave, which is why as soon as I saw that jacket on him, I was like, hmmmm 🧐 And then I was like aaahhhh 🥰 And Shei Wen was like 😶

28. Yeah, #GuardianEpisode11 kicked the bar so hard it hit my face and gave me a nosebleed. Shen Wei drinking for Zhao Yunlan because who else is going to stop this idiot from being an idiot? 😭 And then and then and then 😭

29. Fucking hell I absolutely adore this show. #GuardianEpisode12 is all about known unknowns and a little dance of pretending and guessing. I love this scene. I have included my fanficcer reaction at the end.

30. Errmahgad. #GuardianEpisode13 was 😍 All those moments Shen Wei looked like he was going to crack under the strain of however many years he's been carrying around his secrets and his feelings. And Zhao Yunlan's frustration at the beginning of the ep was just 👌 Love this episode

31. Perfect. They're living across the hall *and* working together in #GuardianEpisode14. There must be at least a 1000 fics devoted to just this episode (please). I need that #Guardian translation yesterday.

32. Have glomped another 8 episodes of #Guardian. Fave bits upcoming. In #GuardianEpisode15 we have Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan hanging out glasses and shoes off all cozy like, and then Zhao Yunlan talking about repaying debts, making Shen Wei swallow nervously 😏

33. Also in this episode Old Chu brooding at Olympic level which was just lovely. I particularly liked tho that Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan feel even more joint at the hip in this episode.

34. In #GuardianEpisode16 Zhao Daddy turns up. Typical that carefree flippant guys are the product of dicks for dads. Loved the time in Dixing, which is an intense place. Particularly enjoyed Zhao Yunlan in peril the entire time he was in Dixing and loved the flirting pillar.

35. In #GuardianEpisode17 as sad as Zhao Yunlan's backstory was, my Ghostbusters related love of fireman's poles (shut up) was stoked by the fact that Zhao Yunlan has one that goes from the library to his office. I want that for my next job, a library-to-office pole.

36. As much as I do like Old Chu and his biceps and brooding, #GuardianEpisode18 was probably the first ep where my concentration wavered because I'm just 100% only obsessed with WeiLan and occasionally find catboy very amusing and obviously Chuceps and Chubrooding.

37. I do not remember anything about #GuardianEpisode19 other than this scene and it's because I don't want to or need to remember anything else about this episode except for how angry Shen Wei is with this idiot he clearly loves beyond measure.

38. AND THEN #GUARDIANEPISODE20. Omg. Ye Zun. [whispers] omg. Also, Zhao Yunlan may or may not have known how Shen Wei would come, but he knew Shen Wei would come. 🤗

39. In #GuardianEpisode21 Zhao Yunlan is blind and Shen Wei walks around looking even more of a pressure cooker than usual. 10,000 years of feelings clammed up inside him while he watches Zhao Yunlan act like a dick on the regular, probably wanting to both kiss and throttle him 😏

40. In #GuardianEpisode22 when the doctor asks Shen Wei to kneel 😶 Shen Wei doing this for Zhao Yunlan's sake says a lot. But kneeling is nothing. Shen Wei would probably do anything for Zhao Yunlan 😭

41. THIS SCENE in #GuardianEpisode23! I saw this scene floating around Twitter ages ago and wondered what gay movie it was from. Now I know which gay movie it's from. Also, OMG, THIS SCENE. Oh Shen Wei [sad-face sigh]. He would do anything for Zhao Yunlan [shakes head, searching AO3]

42. I'm over halfway through #Guardian now and very sad about it almost being over :( There's so much I love about this show: the main pair and their history, the team, the little team HQ, the weekly case. Top comfort telly. Also, I love this thread: https://twitter.com/ladysisyphus/status/1503784153178947591

43. So #GuardianEpisode24 felt very filler-ep but with some nice bits (Zhao Yunlan really defeated his mind-controlled team with a feather duster 😂). Love the fact Shen Wei just seems to be living with Zhao Yunlan these days. The bomb disposal scene was a nice moment too 😏

44. Ok. #GuardianEpisode25 was quite a wild ride. But at least Zhao Yunlan pointed out that Shen Wei practically lives with him. Also there was this.

45. There's a lot to talk about in #GuardianEpisode26 (Daqing remembering Kunlun, Shen Wei seeing someone he killed and being all 'oh, glad to see you alive'), but my brain pretty much ground to a halt here. He just gonna sit there and watch over him. Right 😭

45. I do like Lin Jing and this was a nice episode for his character (quite sweet actually). But I would be lying if I said I cared about anything in #GuardianEpisode27 other than this (whispers: because you are two sides of the same coiiin...maybeee?)

46. Poor Zhao Yunlan in #GuardianEpisode28 with his dad missing and omg Shen Wei is not healing, this is it, this is the road to the inevitable miserable ending. But at least Shen Wei is back to being a good bro watching over his stupid bro. I hate this show 😭

47. Oh it's all kicking off in #GuardianEpisode29. Ye Zun is gearing up to be a pain in the butt (also, I love me an energy monster promising peril for all, delicious). There's also this bro kiss before everything goes tits up I'm guessing.

48. Lin Jing nooooooooooooooooo ;_: Waaaaait a second. Has he gone double double agent? I can see Zhao Yunlan patting himself on the back for a plan like that. Also, Shen Wei nooooooooo. Everything is falling apart. Love it. Gowan Ye Zun. #GuardianEpisode30.

49. Aww #GuardianEpisode31 was good. Poor Zhu Hong. She said how she felt and Zhao Yunlun was not a jerk about it. I dunno, I really liked this episode, it was soft. Also the fact that she asked whether she could never take Shen Wei's place in his heart? That was wow.

50. Eps 32 & 33 of #Guardian were awesome. Chu is very much a Teal'c character. Strong & silent and any humour comes from his masculinity. But then on character-centric eps it's A game. Chu's grief and emotional chaos is devastating. I was glued to the screen. Mingyang Jiang is fab.

51. Just rewatching #GuardianEpisode33 and love this scene 🥰

52. Aw, #GuardianEpisode34 opens with some sad-sweet Chu/Xia Guo 😥 And they're shutting down the SID! Oh man, the unravelling continues. Of course Zhao Yunlan is going to go get the Hallows and get into peril. eye twitches at number of episodes remaining

53. Remarkable. Zhu Zhilong seems to with bare minimum effort create a whole new vibe with Ye Zun. The smile, the gait (me walking to A03 looking for Ye Zun/Zhao Yunlun). This bit tho 😆 Is this what Ye Zun thinks goes on between Shen Wei and his BF? Love it!

54. Has reached the end of #GuardianEpisode34 and Is unable to compose coherent tweet at this time without saying things like WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAT? Is this less or more sad than what I had envisioned? Whaaaaaat...

55. Send help. I have been kniiiiiiived [sigh] Oh Shen Wei 😭

56. Me trying to work today: Oh man, I think Shen Wei took a total of five minutes to fall in love with Zhao Yunlun. And why not? I would have. Dropping through a wormhole made Zhao Yunlan about trillion times even more charming than usual. #Guardian has fucked up my whole week.

57. Just watched #GuardianEpisode35 and I think from here to the end I'm just going to be sighing and saying 'Shen Wei' alot. Also, Zhao Yunlan must have fallen in love twice. Once with Prof Shen Wei, and once with this sweet bebe envoy.

58. I am charmed by this show I tell you, charmed

59. This guy literally held onto a scrap of Zhao Yunlan. He literally gathered the dust from Yunlan's feet as a memento. 10,000 years of hero worship. [makes motion of knifing self]

60. Oh Ye Zun. #GuardianEpisode36 truly giveth with the cane wielding smirky villain. Absolute Loki vibes. [sighs] Can't believe I'll be reading all the Ye Zun/Zhao Yunlun fic before the Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlun/Kunlun fic. Actually, no, that's pretty on brand, I can believe it.

61. Xia Guo has the absolute most miserable super power poor thing. Of course Zhao Yunlun had the lantern amongst random tat. Lin Jing, world wide handsome of SID, literally somewhere inside of Ye Zun 🤣 Luvvit! #GuardianEpisode37

62. There's a lot of good stuff in #GuardianEpiside38 in terms of team and peripheral characters and overall arc. But do I give two fucks about this? No, because THIS

63. I love #GuardianEpiside39. There's so much good stuff in this from the opening with Zhao Yunlun just losing it over Shen Wei, then the good guy/bad guy tango between him and Ye Zun, ending with TeamSID back by his side. Below tho, I could watch two seasons of that back and forth.

64. Oh ffs Zhao Yunlun, we all know who would be so stupid. It's you! You are stupid! 😭

65. Well that's it, #GuardianEpisode40 is over. What to say. Okay, it's not the most polished thing ever. There are some things that clearly got changed in post-production for whatever reasons which stick out. The CGI, sure. But, I really have zero shits for any of that.

66. I love #Guardian whole-heartedly. I love the cast/characters. I love the format with a team and their cool HQ, and some mysterious guy becoming a kind of member of that team. The primary characters have so much charisma and chemistry to boot, you can't help but love them.

67. Though the overall arc is important and the cases drive the series forward, it was the interpersonal relationships that made me watch, and the fact that those relationships are given time. Characters being tender with each other is my kink ok? This show has a ton of it.

68. Then there is #WeiLan. I love the idea of Zhao Yunlun having some odd sense of the future (maybe it's a collapsing universe and things run backwards and remembers the future). Zhao Yunlun as Kunlun is just...I dunno, it just seems obvious that Shen Wei would be instantly besotted

69. I also have this obsessive thought that after meeting the sweet bebe envoy, Zhao Yunlun sees more of the man he left behind and less of the professor (whilst seeing both). It seems that Shen Wei charms him twice, but harder on the second first meeting.

70. Anyway, many thoughts, many fics to read, cannot wait. To reiterate, love the show. It gave me a lot of Merlin vibes as in all the flaws were more than made up for by performances. The ending was beautifully tragic, but it's ok, they will find each other again, right? Right??

71. And so ends my #Guardian thread. Some of my fave bits below.

#guardian #zhao yunlan #shen wei #weilan #danvblr

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