#uwu crimes

[lepusrufus]

I love how so many dps/tank mains don't get that the best survival strategy is being nice to your supports because not only do we walk around with a god complex of the "You're not allowed to die until I say so" variety but we're also petty as all fuck and frankly care about stubbornly not healing that one rude teammate far more than we care about winning

#people saying support mains are uwu bbs never touched support in their life lmao #no we actually want to commit war crimes #overwatch

[beetolbugs]

i have seen cuteguy with many weapons.

BUT NOT A FLAMETHROWER. SO GUESS WHAT

#hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #bugs art #the 'i cant commit crimes because i have to follow the rules. BUT YOU CAN' duo #yes grian has cat socks and an oversized sweater cause i think its funny. his design will probably change tho #i think itd be funny if he looks like an uwu soft boy and then is the most unhinged mf youve ever seen

[tinta--branca--art]

i dont think im gonna finish this one so here,, be free my sons

#one piece #one piece fanart #trafalgar law #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote family #op #god !!! this one stopped being fun so im putting a pin in it for now #i got what i wanted across but i need to go become more comfortable w rendering i think #anyway !! these guys. goot lort #i keep thinking about them they make me so sad so !!! hhh !! yknow #listened to era mata-lo by paus for a lot of this because. i mean. it fits #get u a crime family that silences you out of love hatred betrayal care #okok i go think abt them some more uwu #tintabrancaart

[honeyedlashton]

“It’s a mystery. He’s a mysterious one.” Mf I bet it’s either Native or Old Spice.

#sensitive guy who uses dove #jfc #that’s a hate crime Ashton #please that’s kind of hilarious that Luke kept ducking off screen #ashton irwin #afi #luke hemmings #lrh #lashton #5sos #otp: i’m fond of you #*I know what kind you use uwu!!!! stfu you little tw—! *gunshots*

[wynnyfryd]

dear steddie writer besties i would just like to inform you that my birthday is in three weeks in case you maybe possibly wanted to make some fictional dudes smooch about it

#uwuing for my life over here #lmao i just want to roll around in filth for my birthday is that such a crime??? #…i’m being told that is in fact a crime in some countries #steddie #steddie fic #steddie brainrot #steve harrington #eddie munson

[peasantexchangeprogram]

the whole "dark fiction" discourse is just incredibly useless imo esp bc its always paraded by people who arent actually against it but are against of doing it ""wrong"". and by doing it ""wrong"" they mean art by people they dont like for one reason or another lmfao.

#'im a nasty gxrl i love gore and flesh and wounds and blood and death uwu- ummmmm ur writing violence wrong!! freak!!!!!' #'go to jail for word crimes i am literally also committing' #notice how it almost always targets trans people esp trans women #like r u actually worried abt real life repercussions or do u just not like op lol

[acciofandomlove]

People going on about how "not everyone can be queer" STFU

ALL MY CLOSE FRIENDS, EVERY SINGLE PERSON I'VE COME OUT TO HAS TURNED OUT TO BE QUEER

#I think that's why I even come out to them #the gays make me feel safe #and my subconscious gaydar just goes #yes babygirl that one #like choosing a comfort character #like be gay do crime #but uwu #stranger things #heartstopper #merlin #harry potter #young royals #teen wolf #lgbtq+ #aromantic #asexual #aroace

[seek--rest]

i would also like to add into that fanon mistakes mcu!peter for a goody two shoes when hes canonly quite chaotic. he disobeys tony, hes reckless, he endangers, he actively makes a choice to try to kill norman (and he's planning it in the lab scene with the other spideys - he can't even say norman's name), and he would've succeeded without raimi pete. that is a hugeeee thing to have happened. he is on his way to being an absolute mess and i for one would love to see this explored in spidey 4 pls

Now this is what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!

It is one of my biggest pet peeves in this damn fandom for everyone to assume that MCU Peter is some dweeby snot nosed “golly gee whiz mister stark!!!” when in canon he is not that at all.

Does he have far too much hero worship for Tony Stark than a Peter Parker ever should? Yes. But it’s like everyone read a stupid as shit cuddly irondad fic and decided “yep that’s how he is in canon, hate that little twink”

Do we not remember that this is the same kid that sassed Tony Stark to his face within MINUTES of meeting him? HOCO Peter was desperately trying to prove himself (which is bad) but even HE wasn’t the “omigod mr st-stark” that everyone wants to believe he is. That’s purely fanon.

Anyone who says with their whole chest that they don’t like MCU Peter because he’s too uwu/soft/babyfied/whatever the fuck just shows me that they’ve been reading far too much cuddly irondad fics cause that belief sure as shit didn’t come from watching any of his movies.

#seek speaks #Peter Parker #MCU Peter Parker #irondad will pay for its crimes #but let’s not pretend that anyone that argues that MCU Peter is CANONICALLY an uwu dweeb is just telling on themselves #he is categorically not that #so if you THINK that #girl help where did you get that perception from #unless…..

[cluster-b-culture-is]

Cluster b culture is be gay do crime! Viva la revolution !!!

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#cluster b culture is #cluster b #npd #aspd #bpd #hpd #Mod Reef #anonymous #exactly #on a somewhat related note people who aestheticize 'be gay do crime' and don't believe in the actual sentiment my beloathed #it's be gay do CRIME for a reason. yes being gay was (and is in many places) a crime #but milquetoast white liberal gays whose activism is ''see straighties we're just like you!'' and say ''be gay do crime uwu'' #fundamentally just do not seem to understand that trying to make ourselves palatable to non-queer cishet society is never going to get us-- #--our rights #it's not 'do crime' in a quirky ''uwu being gay is illegal in so many places i'm literally illegal lol <2'' #it's 'do crime' in ''the only way we're going to get actual queer liberation is through meaningful revolution and overturning of the-- #--current society and if that means breaking a few bones and cracking a few skulls then so be it'' #most queer cluster b folks tend to understand this sentiment that ''i'm just like you'' limits queer expression and liberation more than it #-helps #i suspect it's because cluster b folks already understand the idea that making yourself seem palatable and similar to the oppressors-- #--just doesn't work #(see: (ASPD and NPD folk especially) only being seen as even MORE manipulative and bad when we try to conform to societal norms) #anyways this has been your reminder that Mod Reef is a communist (and not in the funny haha jokey way; it is a genuine communist) #and that these beliefs are most influenced by its queerness and its disabilities (both physical and mental)

[mamawasatesttube]

i think, for me, a large part of why i refuse to accept edgy writers at dc trying to make batman an abusive parent (while ofc refusing to acknowledge that what they're writing is abuse) is that... the entire premise of the justice league, as a narrative tool, is that they are Good People. the second any of them turn a blind eye to one of their founding members abusing his kids, the superhero narrative falls apart. they can't be good people if they enable child abuse! this just turns them into, like, fucking cops. it doesn't WORK.

also like clark kent my good friend clark kent is the best man on the entire planet and he would not fucking say that. he would not be besties with a man who abuses his kids. and given that he is literally superman, it would be very hard to hide that from him. he would not fucking let that slide

but like. the entire concept of the dc universe where superheroes exist and we as an audience are supposed to root for them and believe in them. this falls apart when people go "actually, bruce hits dick and is extremely emotionally manipulative and etc etc etc". by all means let him fuck up, let him have flaws, and let him get things wrong, but to be a hero he fundamentally needs to be a good person. that's the entire point.

#like i cant stress it enough. making him shitty and abusive is just like oh superheroes? yeah theyre just cops #extrajudicial assholes with no oversight who can treat others as they please for crimes that may or may not exist #and who get the propaganda bonus for risking their lives uwu etc #the entire point of the fiction here is that they ARE good people. unlike cops! they cannot be cops!! #if they allow bad people to maintain power in their system NONE of them are good people and the narrative falls apart #and to me that defeats the purpose of the superhero genre!!!! #no one wants to root for them if they're fucking cops (im ignoring the centrists and people incapable of critical thinking here) #anyway. this wasnt prompted by anything in particular i was just thinking abt it last night and remembered that just now #rimi talks #bruce

[belle-keys]

I’d like to point out that, out of the 195 accounts that RF Kuang follows on ig, about a quarter of them are corgi pages

#caught at the scene of the crime #very uwu of rebecca #cutie author things #rf kuang #the poppy war #tpw #the burning god #tbg #babel #babel an arcane history #books and literature #authors #books #book blog

[colonel-chicken]

Aw, Deeryu made a friend :))

#can you believe i never drawn ichiban's fursona before????? #a CRIME #he is a lion but a cool and pretty one unline daigo who is a lame and ugly lion uwu #deeryu is still the same but old and sad #weird art of mine #yakuza #like a dragon #rgg #rgg fanart #ryu ga gotoku #ichiban kasuga #kiryu kazuma

[kamariya]

what does "jiang cheng is a tsundere!" even mean?

Tsundere (ツンデレ, pronounced [t͡sɯndeɾe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that depicts a character with an initially harsh personality who gradually reveals a warmer, friendlier side over time.

[quoted directly from Wikipedia]

when does this "warm, friendlier" side of jiang cheng emerge? he literally participated in a massacre (you know, the victims of whom were innocent farmers, even a granny and could have even been a child). he was instrumental in his martial brother's death, knowing full well his sister sacrificed herself to save him. he literally physically and verbally abuses his nephew. he captures and kills anyone who resembles WWX slightly for years after his death--- you know, even if he just hates WWX for some miraculous justification, he is killing innocent people. he even blames and mocks WWX for giving him his golden core.

what "warmer, friendlier" side, dude?

#I've been getting mad over this since i watched cql and even more once i picked up the novel #love him hate him. it's fine! he's a fictional character! #i like xue yang but i ACCEPT that he fucking sucks. that hes literally the worst person ever #i accept that he commits unforgivable crimes! im not gonna sit here and say that uwu xue yang is such a cute lil boi #and yet. and yet jc stans are so insufferable about their fictional fav like WOW #mdzs #jiang cheng #canon jiang cheng #swan stuff

[soldier-poet-king]

Playing a drow in bg3 bc I love them and holy shit everyone is SO casually racist to my pc (even the tieflings!!! Another historically persecuted race!!! I expected it at least from the bitchy wood elf druid lady but the tieflings???)

#im literally only at the druid camp and everyone is SO mean>:( #im not even a lolth drow #fran plays bg3 #anyway it kinda fits with my backstory #drow taken by convent as a child and made into a paladin #and by taken i mean straight up stolen by self righteous humam assholes who have to save the evil drow children uwu #anywaym shes uh. confused abt everything. growing up in a convent to be a do gooder #but is like. actuallt. a selfish coward and doesnt wanna be that #so im multiclassing into pact of the fiend warlock #padlock multiclassing my beloved. what is cooler. NOTHING #party rn is just me astarion wyll and gale hanging out doing crimes while wyll and gale disapprove #oops :) #im having a blast :) truly will to live restored i am going to cause problems on purpose:3 #astarion/charis mutusl corruption arc. theyre gonns get worse AND better at the same time #also gale keeps giving me whiplash bc he sounds SOOO much like greg ellis as anders in da awakenings #its NOT him i googled it #but damn this man sounds like cullen as anders FOR REAL #hes kinda hot in a definitely keeping secrets but also magic way #him and periklea would get along soooo well

[tansypaws]

cannnnooottt believe people think rn is an appropriate time to wax poetic about how uwu uwu it’s okay to take a mental health break and stay silent on an issue when literally the least you can do (and the least that has been asked for) is to spread awareness of what is going on. jesus fucking christ. couching your refusal to do this BASIC fucking thing as ~*~ uwu #mentalhealthmatters uwu ~*~ is fucking depraved call your FUCKING REPS good god

#it takes a certain level of like…self absorption to think it’s appropriate to wax poetic about how turning away from war crimes is okay uwu #like no it isn’t constructive to doomscroll 24/7 but do you really think that telling people it’s okay to ignore things is right??? #when that’s the standard? when ignoring things and looking away is what it takes to enable this? #you’re your own people you can make your own choices #but it genuinely infuriates me to see inconsiderate bullshit shared like that #sorry but again….i’m not sorry at all #wren speaks #don’t reblog this i don’t want to deal with tumblr libs #if this makes u feel bad sit with it but i’m not arguing on this lol

[lawfullyandlovely]

*sighs*

The comments for AKAA honestly breaks my heart

Like....someone literally had the audacity to say Haruka was never neglected and he's just some spoiled brat that thought of himself as 'weak, cute and lovable' therefore attention should never be taken away from him

And someone else said that Weakness was now 'useless' cause AKAA showed his 'true colors'

.......................We're talking about the same Haruka Sakurai, right?

#I seriously love listening to the song but the comments honestly are just hard to look at #Like....ppl were comparing him to real life psychopaths?? Saying lock him away and throw away the key? #Ughhhh his mischaracterization frustrates me to no end #I hate the two extremes of him being an uwu bby but the hate the selfish murder extreme even more #And like....I do call him התינוק שלי (my little bby) a lot but I do know his crimes #And he does too and came in feeling guilty! #And guess what? He still feels guilty! It's called 'He's latching onto whatever lifeline he has to make him think what he did is not wrong' #It's what traumatized ppl in denial do #feeling starved for comfort so I post this on my f/o blog #milgram haruka #haruka sakurai #sakurai haruka #milgram