#weiss Schnee

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

muah

#rwby #rwby fanart #greenlight rwby volume 10 #weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #just had a mental breakdown #for like 2 and a half hours #erm anyways

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Are you sure we aren't going to get lost?

Jaune: Don't worry, I know this trail like I know Ruby's back.

RWBY: ...

Yang: What do you mean by that, Jaune?

Jaune: Umm.

Yang: ANSWER ME!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #lancaster

[brokentrafficknight]

Weiss: 'Being flatter than a board' is NOT valid grounds for irreconcilable differences-

Jaune: Smile! *Camera flash*

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #the opposite of whiteknight

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #Pyrrha x jaune #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie Ren #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee

[cometblaster2070]

this scene is so personal to me it genuinely makes me DIE inside like genuinely everything about it.

from weiss's reaction and her expression and just the sheer, utter pain written all across her face as she's once again painfully reminded of what happened back in atlas, as she's once again reminded of all the things that previously went wrong.

and GOD, the look on ruby's face. poor ruby, who is also thinking about the ruins that they've left back home, who sees how horribly weiss is hurting and wishes for nothing more than to take that pain away, but can do nothing more than gently lead her away.

there's something about the expressions of guilt and shame and just pure hurt on both of their faces; the way you can immediately tell how weiss is very vividly remembering what happened back in V8 and how ruby is trying so so hard to NOT think about that and only focus on weiss right now and make sure that weiss is okay.

also i'm just a sucker for how soft they are with each other. ruby's hand on weiss's back and the way she's gently holding her hand and leading her away??? goodbye i am unwell you can pry them out of my cold dead hands.

#rwby #rwby volume 9 #rwby 9 #volume 9 #rwby v9 #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #i love them okay #their dynamic??? #and everything about them #their development from volume 1 #i CAN'T

[ahn1zos]

Beacon Days: Movie night ❤️🩵💚

#rwby #fanart #rwby fanart #green light volume 10 #weiss schnee #penny polendina #ruby rose #rwby penny #weiss rwby #rwby ruby #rwby frosensteel #frosen steel #polycule #polyamarous #rwby v2 #rwby v3

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha’s birthday

RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳

Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫

Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!

Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!

Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!

Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*

Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋

Nora: Here you go, Pyr!

Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃

Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘

Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!

Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #Ruby rose #Weiss Schnee #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #I bc Pyrrha likes spicy food #I also hc that Pyrrha is a sports fan

[weisscoldglare]

https://twitter.com/brokebackboys/status/1783011823845097597?t=0n-Ms77i302tkrM1JrMILw&s=19

LOL THIS REMINDED ME OF YOU

lswafjlksjfsj- problem is I tend to fiddle with hands even without rings

#weiss schnee #monochrome #blake belladonna #rwby #checkmating #coldglareshares #blake x weiss #weiss x blake #monochrome rwby #checkmate #checkmate rwby #idek #idunno #for real real #true story

[madmanwonder]

Weiss: What are you two doing?

Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.

Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~

Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.

Pyrrha: I am sorry!

Weiss:…

#my post #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby gilded rose #rwby lancaster #rwby milk and cereal #gilded rose #lancaster #milk and cereal #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #shipping post #shipping shitpost #shipping #shitpost #dumb shit

[epic-arc]

White Knight EndGame be like:

Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.

Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...

Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.

Weiss: Do it again tonight~

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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.

Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''

Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!

Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''

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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.

Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?

Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him

Ruby: So, what you do?

The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.

Jaune: That's life~

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight #rwby shitpost #rwby whiteknight #yang xiao long #ruby rose

[reashot]

Jaune Finally Snapped...

Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.

*one epic fight scene later*

Salem: Ahhh!!!!

Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....

*lop Salem limbs's off*

Gyahhh!!!!

What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.

Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.

Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...

*starts to slowly regenerate*

Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.

Salem: Uhmmm....

Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...

*starts sharpening pole*

And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...

Salem: What the fuck dude?!

You're a monster!

Meanwhile

Weiss: S-should we stop him?

Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.

Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?

Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!

So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...

I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.

I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #dragonslayer rwby #dragonslayer #rwby dragonslayer #salem rwby #yuji itadori #rwby shitpost #dungeon soup #this is canon

[sirazaroff]

If you are not well yet, i'm kicking it's butt -WCG

Thanks to your help, I’ve returned <3

#fooze #weisscoldglare #rwby #rwby fanart #weiss schnee #rwby Weiss #velvet scarlatina #rwby velvet #dust bunny #when I first saw this all the life returned to my body #cause how sweet you made art for me 🥺 #you’re incredible thank you always for the treats! I love our drawlationship #if I could get my ass into gear I bet my wr would go hard cause look at that Weiss face. baby

[blake-me-up-inside]

#rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #bmblb #ruby rose #bumblby #weiss schnee #greenlight volume 10

[drenosa]

One rare lazy day in Vacuo

Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*

Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*

Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*

Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*

Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"

Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.

Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?

Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?

Yang: We don't?

Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.

Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...

Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.

Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!

Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.

Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...

Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?

Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.

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Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.

Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.

Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.

Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.

Weiss: Pray tell, why?

Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*

Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!

Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.

Weiss: ...

Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.

Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!

Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.

Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #ruby rose #blake belladonna #bumbleby #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #emerald sustrai #poly shenanigans

[cometblaster2070]

something about weiss continuously being so tired of blake and yang dancing around their feelings and refusing to ever communicate makes me laugh so hard.

she was genuinely so done with them it's so funny

like this girl was STRUGGLING; she was calling them both out on their gay bullshit and there was no one more relieved than she was when they got together.

actually, wait i think it's funnier to believe that she's initially relieved like 'oh thank god this is finally over' and then it just dawns on her that now that they've worked through their feelings and are officially together, she's just in for more gay bs.

#rwby #rwby volume 7 #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee deserves financial recompensation #girl is TIRED #she's dealt with this for too long now #also #i do hc her as like a useless lesbian #so i think it just makes the situation funnier #that she's over here judging blake and yang wholeheartedly yk #always being like oh my god why can't they just get together already #and then there's her and ruby in the corner like #love her sm honestly

[brokentrafficknight]

Pyrrha said her invitation to the party was 'lost in the mail' and so Weiss is spending her day hounding the post office for it.

Never mind that Pyrrha lives across the hall and could have just handed it to her.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #neptune vasilias #iceberg