#whipped it out just in time JUST IN TIME

[midoristeashop]

HAPPY SNOGGLETOG MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! :D

Any hijack fic with a dancing scene is an immediate certified banger for me like common the boys are dancing and in love and enjoying life and not caring about responsibilities and

ALSO I’m working on a full illustration for rotg cuz it’s about time and it’s Jack Frost Santa season so I offer wips as gifts <3

(First one is a screen cap study, second is the actual draft tee hee)

K love y’all and enjoy your holidays!

#hijack #jackycup #frostcup #whipped it out just in time JUST IN TIME #I’ve kinda had a rough holiday so far so it’s nice to draw silly happy fluff to forget about it [: #LET THEM BE HAPPY #a scene that will never exist part 4 I think #or 5 #rotg #I always post kinda silly experimental stuff here so it’ll be fun to reveal a fully developed illustration finally LOL #also side note snow crested shrines has a sequel THERES A SEQUEL YALL #you should read it plz #MERY CHRIMAS

[savagegood]

after my friends expressed horror watching professional hockey player nathan mackinnon spray suncreen straight in the face, i'm actually curious...

#like... i do this all the time....... #i've done it my entire life #my friends were like we support you but that’s not how people normally do it though #and i was like... is the nozzle not there so you can whip the can out and just rawdog it? and the sting is part of the experience #(anyway… force of habit. i still do it now even though i’ve been told that’s apparently not the way) #polls #needed to reupload this because formatting problems #poll #nathan mackinnon #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #colorado avalanche #hockey #nhl

[puppyeared]

wanna see a magic trick? 🪄🎩

#YEAYYYY i like drawing this guy #now that i think abt it i cant remember the last time i saw a furry with tattoos.... ive decided not to think too hard about how it would #work but i think i like the idea of him getting playing card tats on his ears would be cool ^_^ #apparently anthro species on furth include birds and mammals and i think fish amphibians and reptiles are non anthro #so instead of whipping out doves he would make white butterflies appear out of his hat :o) #its sort of meant to tie in with the ruffles on his shirt resembling a butterfly!!! i thought id make it close to a swallowtail so #that way its easy to see at a glance. i think that would look really cool irl #he looks a lot like joker p5 now that i look at it... it wasnt intentional but the red eyes and black messy hair is obvious huh #oh but the way his hair curls in the front isnt strictly in one direction just so that its easy to draw lol. its meant to curl around his #hat brim a little bc i thought it would look cool #my art #myart #my oc #oc #sleight #laika's comet #laika's comet oc #fan character #furry #furry art #fur

[crystallizsch]

the calm before the storm

#rereading en book 7 and i just quickly whipped this out #im hhhhh #imagine this was the last time they were studying together before yuu goes home #if that ever gets figured out #[— #twisted wonderland #twst #twst art #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #twst ramshackle #twst yuu #★'-my-art #(🩷) yuuna #(🩷) heartshackle #—]

[splankie]

is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals

#AAAAA I AM SO PROUD OF THIS #for reference i NEVER draw backgrounds #i just whipped this straight outta my ass #and it was SUPER FUN #also i colour theoried the hell out of this one #and i did it all fast and loose so it was not stressful i just had a great time #thats just the power of percabeth i think #anyway ive been thinking abt them a lot #especially annabeth.... #to this day i really cant think of any other characters that are booksmart with 2 canon learning disabilities #that really meant the world to me when i was first reading this series!!! #also shes just the bestest ever #one of my main gripes with the show was just that i felt annabeth lost a lot of that dimensionality #leah sava jeffries girl u ate that up but im sorry they didnt give u enough to eat #idk maybe thats just me bc i have such an attachment to annabeth #shes really cool guys #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #pjo fanart #percabeth fanart #art by cricket

[ghostaholics]

Ghost and jealousy? Like u hate me tf r u jealous about bitch and he’s like the silent jealous mf type

𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔-𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉-𝒃𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒕𝒔 (18+) || 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔-𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉-𝒃𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒕𝒔

You’re a catch, too – liked by everybody, getting along with others easily. Charming; that's something Simon can't fucking comprehend. Because you get offers from people who're willing to take their shot with you (flowers, love notes, prospective dates), and every time you bring a new person's name up, he just has a creative insult to off-handedly sling: oh, that wanker?

And Simon—god, Simon is so fed up. Don't they know you’re a man-eater? He doesn't see it, doesn't get it at all. But he doesn't intervene, tells himself not to get involved because that would mean admitting that he's holding a torch for you, which is absolutely not the case. So he just seethes, quietly; he's the picture of stoicism and indifference. Of course he is. Not even remotely affected.

But then, a bold fucking rookie. Private what's-his-name. Not even important enough to register on Simon's radar so it catches him off-guard when he finds out that you have a date – showing up to Simon's room after he messages you for a fast fuck, in a dress and all done up in a way that's clearly not for him. And you impatiently tell him that you have to leave in 20 minutes.

He doesn't make this quick. In fact, it's the slowest that he fucks you, ravages you until you’re late. Hickeys all over your chest that can't be covered by the cut of your dress, makeup and hair ruined. There's a mess between your thighs, and he's bloody smug because he knows that while you’re on your date, the only thing on your mind is going to be him and how sore he made your cunt.

Simon doesn't say it. He doesn't have to. Everything he did to you already says enough: mine. And he just has a sardonic smile on his face and bids you farewell with a 'Have fun.'

#💌 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹: 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭 ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ #simon though is probably 150% more grumpy than usual #and nobody can understand why he's in such a foul mood #i don't think i answered this right if i'm being honest #LMAO #whipped out my computer just to type it out #laughed the whole time i answered this #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #simon riley smut #ghost smut #ghost x you #ghost x reader

[thimbell]

Did @intotheelliwoods ‘s sprout and poptart dtiys! Original found here!

#rottmnt #2al fanart #I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO DO ART STUFF AND IT’S SO MUCH FUN #still slow tho lol #dunno how ell just whips out masterpieces in the discord like it’s nothing #actually no all of you guys do art so fast it’s insane/pos #fun fun fun #uhhh #cw eyestrain #just in case #doodles

[otrtbs]

this isn't gonna make a lick of sense if you haven't seen the tiktok of the girl talking about the hunger games fanfiction she read where a tribute gets gifted a machine gun but i'm sorry .... i'm rocking with fanfiction that's "implausible" like, wdym??? wdym a tribute with a machine gun makes you want to quit the story because it took you out of the fanfic???? it's just getting good bro. strap in. things are about to go wild in that arena. "it's not believable :( " if i wanted believable i'd read the actual published book. go ahead and throw renee rapp into the arena while we're at it, i wanna see where this goes.

#to me in essence this is the point of fanfiction #i know i talk about this all the time but like i genuinely don't understand #i thought it was common consensus that fanfic was just wack as hell like that #for fun reasons..... because.... yk. ... it's fanfic #honestly sometimes i think this is why no one is embarrassed anymore to admit they read fanfiction these days. they just go on tiktok #with their whole name and face and say 'i was reading this one piece fanfiction...' #and they're okay doing that bc they're not reading fanfic where people just whip out machine guns anymore... like god. is nothing sacred??? #nat speaks

[genericpuff]

Kore <3

#idk i just think she's pretty so i drew her <3 #i don't get a lot of time to sketch nowadays but i whipped this out late last night before bed #quick sketch #doodle #lore rekindled #lore rekindled comic #lore rekindled art

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Is there anything you want to apologize for, Pac? Like, oh, I dunno... maybe trying to murder me? Pac: To be honest with you, Fit– Ok, to be honest with you: wasn't my fault, I tried like my best to protect you, I didn't even like hit you! And I told the guys to not kill you like, a dozen- a million times, and I stood by your body, I cried by your body, and I even made you a coffin. Wasn't me, Fit. I made a promise with you, and I kept that promise!

Yesterday's long-awaited Hideduo reconciliation.

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Pac: Hi!

Tubbo: Hi, Pac!

Fit: Oh, look who it is!

Pac: Hello, FitMC, hello Tubbo the player!

Tubbo: –apparently no one, cannot hear him.

Pac: Hi, guys. What's happening? Why– [leans into his mic] Why everyone is blue? Why everyone is Blue?

Fit: Is there anything you want to apologize for, Pac? Like, oh, I dunno... maybe trying to murder me?

Pac: [Makes strange noises into the mic] Wasn't me! Wasn't me– like, to be honest with you, Fit– [Laughs] Tubbo just left, leave us. Ok, to be honest with you: wasn't my fault, I tried like my best to protect you, I didn't even like hit you! And I told the guys to not kill you like, a dozen- a million times, and I stood by your body, I cried by your body, and I even made you a coffin. Wasn't me, Fit. I made a promise with you, and I kept that promise!

Fit: Ok, ok...

Pac: You can blame everything on Tubbo, he's the one to be blamed on. I'm sorry, Tubbo.

Tubbo: [Laughs] To be fair– nah, that's fair, I– we had to kill you. It was a hit. We had to kill you.

Fit: No, it's–

Pac: Wait, I can't hear Tubbo. Oh, he's muted.

Tubbo: You have me muted. I had you muted as well, it's all right. [Laughs] We had each other muted.

Pac: Hi king!

Tubbo: Hi, how are you, Pac? Morning crew! Morning crew!

Pac: Yeah, morning crew!

Tubbo: We're so back!

Pac: We are so back, yeah! But like– it wasn't me– [stammers] Why were you are on Blue team, Fit? What happened? [Gasps] What happened?

Tubbo: Oh, a lot has happened.

Fit: Oh, yeah, but it's– Pac. I accept your apology, for trying to murder me. I accept it, I accept it. I accept your–

Pac: I didn't try–

Tubbo: He literally didn't hit you once!

Fit: [Laughing]

Pac: I didn't– I stood by your body! Man, I cried on your body!

Fit: Is that true?

Pac: It was true. Yeah, I can send you some- some like, some video tapes–

Fit: No, I believe you, I believe you, I believe you.

Tubbo: [Incredulous] "I can send you video tapes." That's crazy.

Pac: Not that I– not that I– I didn't record your dead body! No, that was weird.

Fit: Oh, that– I– thank you, thank you.

Pac: Ok, I was losing it, sorry.

Tubbo: He was just saving it for later, when he wanted to feel sad again.

Pac: Yeah, you know– not saving– yeah, saving for later to show you that– [stumbles over his words] –you know? I stand by your side. Ok, ok, I'm sorry Fit.

Fit: No, no, I believe you, Pac. I believe you, I believe you.

Tubbo: And they were roommates!

Fit: Enough, Tubbo! Just– shut your fcking mouth, Tubbo! We're just having a conversation here. We're having a conversation here!

Tubbo: I literally– I literally didn't even say anything, I literally didn't even say anything. That is crazy that you think I said something just then.

#FitMC #PacTw #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #Purgatory #Tubbo #Pac #Fit #''And they were roommates'' ''SHUT UP TUBBO'' #lmaoooooo #I wanted to do a quick side by side of this #Tubbo was fixing Pac's audio for the first part of this which is why he isn't reacting much #because he just couldn't hear Pac #November 14 2023 #I'll be real I am CONVINCED that when Pac was stammering he was about to say #''to show you that I love you'' #am I crazy. Did it not sound like that started with '' lo- '' #Idk maybe that's just me but if I am right #what a frickin insane time to whip that out. Pac I have my head in my hands king please #I can't even say ''work on the way you do relationship stuff'' but clearly Fit loves whatever Pac's got going on so #I would've loved to see them have a more in-depth conversation about this #but it's been ages since they've been able to hang out in-game and Purgatory isn't super RP friendly (in the way we're used to anyways) #But I am happy with how things ended up! I figured Fit would forgive him but I wasn't sure how that conversation would play out #Anyhoo #Q #Edited

[starflungwaddledee]

offering three cookies 🍪🍪🍪

(<< part 1)

#kirby just whipping out the big guns right away. let's go on the ~warp star~! he knew this would get her instantly #i think also it's impossible to be sad when you are being cuddled by kirby tbh. bandee too!! what a cute prompt! #i thought i'd combine several of these sorts of asks and comments into one! sorry for not drawing adeleine; another time! #i just thought this worked well as a happy ending here. everything is fine!! they're all good now!! happy tappies and all!! hooray! #and nothing weird or bad happened here at all!! just a little breakdown but it's in the past!! phew. yay! <3 #tried something fun with the layouts for this to be half interactive/asks and half comic panels? i think it worked! #not sure this REALLY answers many questions but... i did this for fun when i was supposed to be doing other things!! i hope you'll enjoy! #also i LOVED ALL THESE ASKS i hope this doesn't make anyone feel bad for sending them in. this is just for dramatic effect!!!! #also ALSO this took longer than expect so i'll do those other ask responses tomorrow. thank you for all the well wishes everybody! <3 #starstruck dee #bandana waddle dee #kirby #my art #my comics

[evil-ontheinside]

I have the feeling that Mike would lose all respect for Eddie if he sees him together with Steve. He sees Eddie pathetically flirting with an oblivious Steve and pulls a face, then goes to complain to Will about why Eddie has to have a crush on Steve. Will gets nervous bc fuck Mike is homophobic? but Mike just tells him about That Night (the one before 'human anatomy?') and that Eddie can't be cool anymore when he likes Steve who lost any chances of being genuinely respected by Mike. And now that Eddie has a crush/is dating Steve, all illusions of Eddie's charm are lost forever (this might also lead to Will coming out to Mike when he realizes that he wouldn't hate him and perhaps Mike coming out and love confessions and-)

So, whenever Steddie do something in front of the Party Mike has his look of irritation on his face and Eddie thinks he misjudged Mike when he notices bc Mike might be a little homophobic? Which doesn't fit into the whole dynamic he has going with Will but who knows. So Eddie asks him (in front of everyone bc he's not above outing a homophobe to their very accepting friend group) and Mike pulls that face again and just seconds before he opens his mouth Eddie recognizes it as regret and realizes Mike Wheeler is a little piece of shit. "I just can't believe I thought you were cool once" and Will (who now that he heard the story would give a lot to have seen that firsthand) starts to laugh while Eddie fully realizes that he lost any cool points he ever had with Mike

In the beginning, Eddie is so confused bc this child used to admire him, listen to everything he had to say, worship the ground he walks on and now he's dragging him every chance he gets. When Eddie asks why Mike suddenly lost all interest in him Will whispers 'it's the Harrington effect', Mike just nods and that's the only answer he gets

Mike becomes just as snarky and annoying with Eddie as he is with everyone else. And every time Mike gives him that look that says 'you're as dumb as a rock Eddie how do you not know this' Eddie is incredibly close to strangling him but also kind of happy that Mike finally is himself around him and not the blind puppy he was before

Eddie is also reluctantly impressed (reluctant bc now he can't give Mike the satisfaction of being impressed, not when he's such a brat) with Mike's problem-solving bc we know it's Mike who usually figures everything out. At least now he knows why Mike was such a good strategist during their campaign

Steve gives him a pat on the back in a moment of despair and says that it's probably his fault. Hopper chimes in that Mike is allergic to any kind of father/authority figure and that, now that he has parent status in the Party, it's just a natural development. Eddie has a whole new crisis that he's now some kind of father figure to the kids

#I just think that would be funny #I want Mike to realize that Eddie talks a lot of bullshit sometimes #and that he needs to have his own opinions when Eddie's around #and I like to humble Eddie #imagine this child that used to adore you suddenly talks shit about you to your face with no remorse and you have no idea why/what changed #the whiplash he would experience the first time it happens #one of the reasons I would've loved to have Mike in Hawkins with the rest bc of this dynamic #that would've given me so much joy #I believe Mike would've rolled his eyes at Eddie in a crisis situation and then whipped out a plan in five minutes #byler #steddie #eddie munson #mike wheeler #will byers #steve harrington #stranger things #brain dump

[bildads-shoes]

Sunday

Beauty is too mild a term; it cannot Illustrate the marvel of your soul. Love is too feeble a word, Damned to be worn thin by overuse; Always falling short of the Depths of my adoration for you.

There is no place I would not follow you. Hell would be worth the agony of burning, Endured gladly to spend eternity at your side.

Souls are oft compared to languages; Hundreds of years separate ours, yet I Understand your every syllable, Held dearly as you call across millennia. I readily kneel at your altar each week To feel that warmth that only you bestow, Enraptured by the harmony of our souls.

(uhh if you didn't already, read the first letter of every line lol. this is a joke pls i'm not really in love with bildad the shuhite i promise. i swear)

#you know she's started running low on shuhite sunday ideas when she starts whipping out bildad poetry #i don't even know how this happened. i just thought 'ha that would be funny' and then this appeared on the page. help #good omens #bildad the shuhite #shuhite sunday #poetry #just realised how many times i said 'souls' cringe

[wiezumbeispiel]

Had an idea that was like. Well what if instead of crows glados had 3 baby porygons?? They’re kind of like birds. Kind of. Anyways all you need to know is that she loves them very much

#portal #portal 2 #glados #pokemon #porygon #they’re so cute…digital duckies #you can apparently breed porygon (with a ditto) despite them being genderless which is an oddity for these games #i had more that was going go go with this image but like ??? i don’t feel like spending more time on the idea even if it is cute #so I’ll just describe them to you: #basically atlas and p-body were sent to go find chell out on the surface #the reason being….glados cannot figure out how to hatch these eggs she’s like wtf i tried a heat lamp and everything what’s WRONG with them #chell who somehow has knowledge of pokemon says usually they’re huddled between other monsters to hatch #so she gets assigned the sitting-on-eggs job. because body heat lol #glados is super confused when they hatch she has never seen them before in her life. and her internal database has no informat #chell whips out a pokedex that tells them what a porygon is (how she got one i have no idea) #glados is thrilled about her new babies because they’re even deadlier and more dangerous than a regular burd #also yes the two of them end up taking care of the hatchlings together #also the blue one is named mr. chubbygon (: #2023 #digital

[myork]

sweaty messy hair jungkook for @jung-koook ♡

#bts #btsgif #jungkook #dailybts #jungkooksource #maknaelinegifs #trackofthesoul #mgfs #happy birthday sky !! ♡ #thank you for always being so kind to me and always helping me out <3 ur truly one of the nicest people here and u deserve all the support #and love <3 don’t let anyone tell you otherwise !! 😠 #this is for u i hope u like it 🤡 i made it under an hour because i desperately didnt want the clock to hit 12 but then i realised ur day is #probably already over :/ #anyways ignore how inconsistent and random this is i just wanted to whip up something quick for u wish i had taken out time and made #something more coordinated :/ im sorry:/ but anyways i hope u enjoyed ur day <3 god bless and have an amazing rest of the year ahead <3

[femslashspuffy]

How did Mark Hoffman not IMMEDIATELY fuck Peter Strahm when he won the unwinnable trap

#rehks rants #peter strahm #mark hoffman #shit what's their name again #coffinshipping #saw v #the first time I saw that I FREAKED OUT #I was like oh no mr Gilmore is gonna die just like the angel lady and then he WHIPS OUT A PEN AND STABS HIMSELF