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broken-synchronicity · 1 year

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Okay so bear with me rn but i see your chernabog theory and instead raise to thee; ALL fantasia. Fantasia is often forgotten and left by the side, a misfit collection of stories with no higher purpose. It’s an olden collection, a wide collection, full of wild magics and inexplicable occurences. From Chernabog’s domain over the dead to the nature sprite’s dominion over all growth, it’s uniquely suited to hold the prefect and Grimm alike because Fantasia contains all and every (1/2)

Ooooooooh you're probably the first person to actually make a serious comment on that half-baked theory of mine, this is so exciting!!And you make so much sense Anon!!!

Both movies tell grand stories that end happily or are feel good in general, even Mickey's Sorcerer's Apprentice story ends with Mickey learning diligence and hard work.

And both Fantasia movie technicality have a "villain" in them. Chernabog was the "villain" for the original 1940 film, that also originally had Mickey's first wizardly appearance in The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

In Fantasia 2000, the sequel, it could be argued that the force in the same position as Chernabog is the Fire Bird. Both are not really proper villains but forces of nature. They're both even the closing acts of their respective movies!

Which is actually very strange! While the Fire Bird does end happily in the end like the rest, Chernabog does not. Why? Why does the Fire Bird get a happy ending while Chernabog simply goes to sleep when the sun comes up? I suppose it's tied directly to what both are actually meant to represent: Evil and Death/Destruction.

Chernabog is "Evil", or maybe better he is "Necessary Evil", the bad things needed in order to appreciate the things that are good, where as the Fire Bird is "Death/Destruction" as a necessity in order for new life to be brought about. We can see at the end of the Fire Bird short that the Spirit is able to grow things on the mountain where it couldn't at the beginning. Yet, for Chernabog, he simply sleeps, all his cruelty unresolved.

This is because the original Fantasia movie wasn't geared towards children, where the second likely took that into consideration. Therefore, Chernabog was allowed to be cruel and dark and evil unrepentantly with only the light of day hiding everything away, where the Fire Bird was there no matter what and only scary until it was over and showed the growth after the Spirit's mourning.

Therefore, Yuu can only be represented by Chernabog, as Chernabog is far more a villain than the Fire Bird ever was.

So with all this, when applied to Twisted Wonderland, Yuu, as a representative of Chernabog, becomes "Necessary Good." Yuu fights off the Blot that threatens to destroy the students and pulls the victims from the cynical negative spiral they're in to remind them of the good things despite their terrible pasts.

The overblot is rock-bottom. It's the wake up call. Yuu is the light at the end of the tunnel, the reminder that good things still exist at the end of all the bad.

Yuu is the representative of twst!Chernabog, who pulls out all the bad into the light of day to be cleaned and treated and allowed to heal.

#twisted wonderland #twst #nonnies getting curious!#twst chernabog theory #i suppose that's a good enough tag #i also entirely forgot about the implication of Yuu being a yo-yo swinging Flamingo you made #which by the way CACKLING at the idea

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the-bae-spencer-shay · 2 months

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When the apple-bottoms are too big for the Applebottom Jeans

Bonus: (that donk)

#Spencer whatcha gonna do with all that junk? all that junk inside yo trunk.#Spencer got them yams #but also he's flailing his legs around like a flamingo lmao #this idiot goofball that I love #god bless his little heart #lol oh Jerry #Spencer Shay #Carly Shay #iCarly #Jerry Trainor #Miranda Cosgrove #Marking this under: The bae files

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callistos-posts · 4 months

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“Moooovee! I’m trying to cry!”

So true Albert, so true.

#flamingo #flamingo yt #flamingo roblox #albert aretz #albertsstuff #alebrt flamingo #I miss the blonde hair era of flamgo #flamgo #yo tengo #chiill #your fault #albertsstuff yt #roblox youtubers

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truethes · 2 years

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i talk a lot about kuro in latest chapters but honestly this is still iconic.

#❛ ♡ › jupiter : 𝐨𝐨𝐜.#not even two seconds later: my gosh ur an evil bastard----#FDYGVUFUYVGUYFVUGF I LOVE. ONE CAT.#i wrote this era in one draft this week and i cannot stop thinking about it like #can u imagine if he first met c3 w/ this energy tho like #kuro after discoverin hes now being made a martyr for this stuff: isnt it pretty selfish to ask someone else to do your dirty laundry for yo #u?*#flamingo carrying lady: but hes doing it for you #kuro: you're being so ridiculous i could die ....#( throws them out bc hes hungry 5 minutes later )#anyway as much as i genuinely wish i could write my longer leftover drafts its just too hot to #we've recorded three of the hottest days of the year in a row and its :'(#gonna call down and then try some one liners on my other blogs >:)

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blorbofrommyshows · 1 year

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do u ever just get the mothafuckin perfect mix of gender?? I just . Mwah

#me today w my douchy silver chain and white flower earrings and swimming trunks with flamingos on and purple hair.#like yo.#yooo #Claires fuckboy is my gender

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hideousvampire · 1 month

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more brother au stuff + just teddy and ghost teddy

more clear ghost teddy

you have yo listen to this song while looking at ghost teddy 90% of people explode when they dont

#the karate kid #the outsiders #cuba and his teddy bear #eight is enough #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #jeremy andretti #teddy cuba #johnny cade #ali mills #rm tag bc shit ton of ralphs here #ralph macchio #lawrusso #i hate them all #TEDDY LIKES THE FLAMINGOS TRUST ME (i like the flamingos)#him singing i wanna be loved by you totally means he likes 50s music haha #totally #IM RIGHT ALL THE TIME!!!#Spotify

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thedivineflowers · 1 year

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So like remember that little animal hc of the dorms thingy

And like middle schooler!mc just goes to visit the dorms for no fucking reason but when they go with the animals. Different things happen

I have little knowledge about treating scratches so you're gonna be hearing about rubbing alcohol a lot 🧍‍♂️.

But basically you get hurt in almost all of them and get scratches

Let's start 😋

You were walking to Heartslaybul to visit the flamingos and hedgehogs as usual and when you sat down to play with the hedgehogs. They started pulling at the end of your hair. Pulling your head down to the ground and then they started pulling at the ones closer to your scalp and BABE

That shit hurt like a mf and you couldn't do shit to the hedgehogs because you were too scared to hurt them so you just held onto the pieces of hair they were chewing on to avoid most of the pain. When Riddle came outside he was running in his fucking HEELS to get to you. After some assistance from others you finally got the hedgehogs out and away from your hair.

"Phew. Some hair strands were pulled out but your hair should be fine for the most part." Trey said while Cater put your hair in a ponytail when you mimicked him "#almostlostmyfuckinghair!" Ace and Deuce walked out later to see you with watery eyes and your hair in a messed up ponytail being pampered by the three upperclassmen. “Why does she look like…” Ace waved his hand over your vicinity as Deuce just checked your scalp even thought Trey checked over it a bunch of times. “The hedgehogs got to them and now this is their third time crying because of how bad the rubbing alcohol feels on the bite marks on their hands and scalp.” Riddle sighed and patted your hand as you just huffed and ate the pudding that Cater was feeding you.

You were barging into Savannaclaw to go play with their dog because you were bored and wanted to burn off some energy. You put your stuff on one of the pool chairs and did the most randomest shit with the dog when it started making biscuits on the chair and you were just standing there. It spotted you and when it did it paused. You two were standing in dead silence when Ruggie along with Jack and Leona walked in. They stood there confused but then noticed that you and the dog were having a staring contest. You grabbed your jacket and took it off as you rolled up your sleeves, threw off your tie/bow, took off your socks and shoes and held a stance in front of the dog. You also put your phone in the safety of Ruggies hands (don’t fucking trust him. You’ll look through your photos to find your gallery full of him and goofy baby photos.) You made the move to run away first and the dog started barking and chasing after you as you screamed. You ran around the pool and you ran to Jack and jumped on his back and up to his shoulders as the dog tried jumping to bite you. “GET YO FUCKING DOG!!” You screamed. “It doesn’t bite.” Leona shrugged and you started kicking the air. “YES IT DO LOOK AT IT!!” You shouted and jumped off of Jack and ran towards the pool. The dog chased after you as you Canon-balled into the pool. They eventually had to pry the dog away from you as it started scratching you and pulling you by your hair.

“It keeps on looking at me funny!” You whined and leaned more towards Leona who was sitting next to you and rested his arm on the couch for you to cuddle him if you wished. “He’s gonna haunt your nightmares..” Ruggie said seriously as you whined “Great now the kid and the dog are screaming …” Leona sighed as you and the dog had a yelling match.

You were walking happily to Octanvile to count the fish and do your homework because Azul promised to help you with your math homework. (He also has a soft spot for middle schooler!mc) When you got there Floyd squeezed you very tight and offered to take you up to feed the fishes and such and you of course said yes but this dude left you unsupervised because he forgot he was supposed to do something. You didn’t even know he left.(you could've been fine right?) So you were feeding an eel and this thing pulled you into the water when you didn't expect it and your head was submerged in the water and you were trying to pull yourself out of the tank which didn’t work and you went even deeper into the tank. Jade came around the corner and heard some thudding from where the top of the tank was and saw your lower body struggling to pull you out. Jade grabbed you and pulled you out quickly, you were coughing everywhere and shit and that's when Floyd came back. Azul brought you some clothes and hot chocolate while Floyd apologized "I'm sorry little shrimpy! I thought that if I went and came back quickly you would be fineeee!" Floyd squeezed you while you were sipping on your hot chocolate and pulling the blanket closer to you"It's fine. But that water kinda tasted weird."

You were happily playing some games with Kalim when Jamil and the dog walked in. You and the dog were happily laughing and playing when you threw a toy down the hall for the dog to fetch when it didn’t run for the toy but held a stance in front of you as you stared at it confused. It ran down the hall a little too far and you chased after it but guess what 😟…. the bitch thought that it was a game and kept on running down the hall. “KALIM! JAMIL! HELP ME! GET YOUR FUCKING DOG!!” You shouted for the two but they stayed behind laughing at you. You eventually gave up and let yourself drop to the ground in exhaustion, the dog looked back at you and ran to you just to pull at your hair to signal for you to chase after it. Kalim and Jamil grabbed the magic carpet to get to you two because you guys went VERY far. They broke you two apart and the two offered for you to stay the night to spend more time with them as Kalim got lonely when you weren’t there and Jamil missed you too but kept quiet about it. “There’s still some knots in your hair, looks like we’re gonna have to cut it off…” Jamil sighed and you complained “Nooooooo!! I took a long time to grow my luscious locks and I will not have them cut off!!” You huffed and crossed your arms. “It’s okay Y/n! We can find a way to fix it!” Kalim said to try to cheer you up but you ended up cursing the dog out. As it tilted its head in confusion

You were wearing the pomefiore uniform provided to you and you were walking around with Vil, Epel and Rook and you four ended up sitting around the lounge when the cat walked in and sat down on the table. It started shedding so you all had to be cautious of where you sat and how close you got to the cat so fur didn’t get on your robes (?). Vil thought that it would be a good idea for you to take some pictures with the cat so after it was brushed of its loose hairs they TRIED placing the cat on your lap but it didn’t feel like cooperating and kept on leaving your lap to go sit somewhere else. On the last try you tried petting it to ease it into getting comfy and staying still with you but it hissed and left nasty scratches on your hands and face. You were now crying as Rook had to restrain you to keep you from squirming so much because the rubbing alcohol stung a lot. It got even worse because as you cried your makeup started coming off and seeped into the cuts on your face.

You started kicking and thrashing as you didn’t like the feeling of the stinging and Rook started holding you a little too hard while Vil was roughly rubbing your face with a towel and Epel was off to the side trying to reassure you by rubbing your arm but it did almost nothing in comforting you. “NO!! It hurts!” “Easy enfant, we can’t have you making those wounds worse on your delicate face.” Rook tried calming you and patted your shoulders but it didn’t help and You cried even more "You're scarin' 'em!" Epel shouted as he noticed you started moving away from Vil. Vil finished cleaning your wounds and sighed as he slapped the towel down on the vanity. “I know I know, I’ll just put some ointment on them for you and then you’ll feel better.” Vil said as he caressed your face and patted you cheek as you sniffled. “That hurt like a bitch.” You said as Vil sighed “Language Y/n.” He said “ Shut up you Micheal Kaiser look alike. I can say what I want! Fuck, shit, bitch, pussy-“ Vil yelled over you as he covered your mouth with his finger tips. “Epel what have you been teaching them?”

You were walking around ignihyde with Idia and Ortho and you guys were about to go down some stairs and you specifically happen to pass by one of the cats passageways and the cat scratched your ankle which caught you off guard and it also caused you to fall down the stairs. Ortho checked on it and you could tell it did not look pretty by the look on his face. You ankle had deep scratches and alot of bruising and getting you to stand up would be a challenge. Ortho ended up carrying you to Idias room where you can relax your foot. You got a leg cramp when you were laying which fucking sucked. "That cat hates me- owowowowow!" You winced as Ortho started putting rubbing alcohol on your scratches. "Sorry Y/n. I should have given you a warning but from my scans the scratches should heal with little to no scarring in a week or two. And no picking at the scabs!" Ortho said as he scanned your ankle again. "Your ankle isn't broken and doesn't have any sprains, but the bruises will affect your walking for three days or more before the pain goes away." Ortho said as he moved your ankle around. "Ortho please don't make my leg cramp up again.." you sighed as Ortho laughed and warmed up his hands. "Y/n I'm back. I got you chocolate covered pomegranates, chips, popcorn, and stuff to make battery acid." Idia said as he came in and placed down a butt load of stuff. "I'm gonna tumble your ass on that game from last week." You said as you sat up on the bed and grabbed a controller. "Dont push your luck!" Idia said as you two started the game and immediately you two started going crazy on the controls as Ortho spectated

You walked into the lounge at Diasomnia and place your things down before sitting yourself at the couch. What you didn't know was that you sat on a part of the snake (that you didn't know was left out and alone) which lead it to biting your arm. You screamed in shock and pain as the snake bit you and wouldn't let go. The snake wasn't venomous but had nice fangs as they dug deep into your skin. You heard running and you saw Sebek, Silver, and Lilia as they ran towards you. "Get the potion along with Gauze and some bandages. Once Malleus comes back he can speed up the healing process, we'll have to make do with what we have right now." Lilia said to the two as they nodded and ran to look for the items. Lilia turned towards you as he crouched. "Hey... You're doing great, just hang in there and then you'll feel fine in no time little one." Lilia said as he wiped the tears that quickly fell down your cheeks. "We have the kit and potion." Sebek said as he and Silver rushed to the two of you. "Okay Y/n this is gonna hurt so make sure to hold someones hand." Lilia said as you held onto Silver and Sebeks hand and you squeezed their hands really hard because they were turning red and by the end of it they both sighed in relief. Silver carefully patted your wound with warm cloth and then he placed gauzed dampened with more of the potion as Sebek wrapped your wound. "Alright, are you feeling better?" Silver asked as you nodded. "What a brave and strong child Y/n is!" Sebek said as Silver nodded "they've got a good grip." Silver said as he shivered. Malleus suddenly appeared when he suddenly smelt blood. "Is everyone alright?" He asked as he walked near YOU specifically and saw your bandaged arm. "May I?" He asked as you nodded. He unwrapped your arm and saw the dots on your arm as he hummed. "Hold still. The healing spell I'm going to use will only hurt a bit.." he said as he placed his hand on your arm and wind started forming and you could feel a bit of pressure which made you wince but you tried your best to stay still and after a few seconds the wind calmed down and there were only four pale dotted scars on your arm. "There we go, now you can go run around, how about you go play with the rat. I must have a word with Mr. Snake." He said as you nodded and took a deep breath and reclined on the couch. "Oh, I forgot to say that it will also take some of your energy." Malleus said as he turned around and saw you dozing off next to Silver.

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loveronlineee · 2 years

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Being a Freak 101 Part 1 (Eddie Munson x Reader)

Masterlist All Parts

Eddie Munson x Cheerleader! Reader (She/Her)

Warnings: None

Synopsis: Y/N asks Eddie to team up with him for a prank. She’s unsure if he’ll do it. Little does she know, Eddie’s already crushing on her

Y/N notes: none

Heyoooo! This is a lil intro part to a series idea I have. Let me know if you want me to continue it!

Wanna be on the Eddie Munson tag list? Look here!

Wanna request something? Look here!

“Yo Munson!” Y/N shouted as she approached the Hellfire table.

“Miss L/N! To what do I owe the pleasure?” Eddie smirked. He watched the popular cheerleader sit down with the nerds, cocking his head to the side.

“Okay here’s the deal. Some of the other cheerleaders dared me to trick you into dressing like a jock, but I’ve got a better prank to pull on them. You in?” Eddie’s smile widened at the idea.

He had barely ever talked to Y/N but there was always an unspoken respect between the two despite their opposing social groups.

He would catch her hiding her laughter whenever he made an attention grabbing outburst. She would spot him only clapping at her parts in the cheer sequence the rare times he was around for them. Whenever they walked passed each other in the hallway, there was a secret nod to silently say hello.

And now here she was, finally speaking one on one with him. It was the first time he had had the chance to see her up close. She was pretty, this he already knew, but there was an air of mischief about her that the other cheerleaders could only dream of having. That sparkle in her eyes that made Eddie trust her instantly.

“And how do I know this isn’t actually a prank on me?” Eddie asked. He was already putty in her hands but he’d stretch this conversation out for as long as he could.

“Hear me out and see if you can find a loophole.” She quickly replied. Eddie grinned.

“Okay. Shoot.”

“You turn me into a metal head.”

“You? Preppy, upper middle class, cheerleader Y/N L/N. A metal head?”

“You’re the only one who could do it Munson. Come on. Imagine the look on their faces.” She grinned. Eddie had never seen a girl with such mischief. It was practically emanating off of her in waves, seeping into his brain and occupying his thoughts with images of her playful smile.

“Alright L/N. I’m in.” Eddie calmly replied. He could see the excitement the cheerleader was holding back.

“Okay great. I’m gonna walk back to my table now and tell them I was just saying hi to begin my plan. Pretend to be enamoured with me as I leave~.” Y/N joked. But Eddie didn’t need to pull out his acting skills for this one.

He was already falling for her.

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mochinomnoms · 4 months

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BE CHEEKY! Test that mf resolve! Act high or something! Plausible deniability!

"Yo someone put something in the brownies" and just plops their ass down, cuddles up a little perhaps, who knows! Not them! They have zero plan they just woke up with too much confidence that day and had a small (Colossal) desire to get lovingly dicked down by their Not-Boyfriend! They ain't even high, but they're gonna act like it dammit!

Can I be 🦩 anon?

(sure bb you flamingo now!)

The amount of confidence you'd need to do that is astounding, and I'd applaud y/n's ability to do so if it wasn't for the fact that realistically, they'd be too mortified to do something like that.

Let's give them the benefit of the doubt though, they're wanting to have some fun and what's fun if not reading the mind of your admirer has he freaks out about you sitting on his lap.

He's currently (mentally) screaming about you sitting in his lap before going blank as you grind down and sink into his chest, tucking your head on his should. All under the guise of “getting comfortable”. It takes a moment to realize that you can't hear anything coming from Jade. In fact, you can't even hear the man breathing.

You murmur his name to ask him if he's okay, freezing as his gold and olive eyes stare you down with a gaze that can only be described as full of wanton need. I'll leave it up to you if you regret your actions as Jade bridal carries you back to his dorm room to sate the needs you obviously need him to help with. Why else would the one he's courting be so touchy with him?

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #ptm #🦩 anon

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catindabag · 6 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (49)

*When the Mentors lied about their Tributes’ skills on LIVE TV*

Lepidus: Welcome back to the ✨Table Talk✨! I’m your host, Lepidus Malmsey-

Casca: Booooo!

Lepidus: Ugh. Who let Highbottom sit with the audience again?

Felix: Just ignore him.

Lepidus: And why does your school want me to do another round of interviews?

Vipsania: To gain more sponsors-

Gaius: For money.

Hilarius: We love money.

Coryo: I need money.

Sejanus: To proclaim my undying love to my Coryo-

Coryo: Not now, Babe.

Sejanus: But-

Coryo: I’ll give you a kiss if you shut up.

Sejanus: Can you kiss me now-

Casca: Booooo! Get a room-

Felix: Back to you, Malmsey!

Lepidus: Um- okay. So here we are again with our favorite Mentors-

Festus: Yo, Leppy! Leppy, why do I have to wear this stupid paper bag?

Lepidus: It’s Lepidus.😑 And your Class President was the one who asked me to cover your face.

Festus: Why?!😫

Felix: Creed, just wear the bag.

Coryo: That’s what you get after you forced us to bail you out from juvenile jail, Bestie~.😊

Festus: I did nothing wrong-

Coryo: You trespassed and dumpster dived on private property.

Festus: I did not!

Felix: The President of Panem would disagree.

Festus: But I’m not even a fugitive!

Lysistrata: Not yet~.☺️

Festus: But-

Felix: Lepidus, please continue.

Lepidus: So my first question is for-

Livia: Just spit it out, Leppy. We don’t have all day.🙄

Juno: Yeah~. I even have an important appointment with my chiropractor after this.

Lepidus: Fine.😞 What are your Tribute’s strengths and weaknesses?

Livia: Excuse me?! Weaknesses?! That’s incorrect. My new bestie from ✨District One✨ doesn’t have weaknesses.🙄💅

Lepidus: That’s impossible-

Livia: Facet with his tasset can even stop a freaking bullet just by looking at it.

Lepidus: That’s a lie-

Livia: I’ve seen him do it before, Leppy~.

Palmyra: Just one bullet? That’s so lame, Livia. Velvereen the Wolverine can melt bullets and spit acid.😌

Vipsania: Ha! Both of your Tributes are nothing compared to mine. My Tribute, Treech the Leech can suck your blood out in seconds.

Pup: Well, my Tribute, Lamina with her stamina can drown anyone with just her salty tears.

Apollo: Bro, shut up. My Tribute, Otto from the Grotto can kill a grown man with just one punch.

Diana: Just one punch? My Tribute, Ginnee Houdini can turn you all into dust-

Juno: That’s so unoriginal, Ring. My Tribute, Bobby-

Hilarius: Bobbin.

Juno: Bobby Corn Poppy can lift a thousand grown grizzly bears with just one arm!

Hilarius: But my Wovey with just one knee can make you run for your money!

Gaius: You be lying, Hilari! My Tribute, Panlo with his hands low can kick all of your asses!

Androcles: That’s all you’ve got, bro?! My Tribute, Sheaf the Chief can strangle you with her eyes!

Io: Andie, stop with your nonsense! My Tribute, Circ with his quirk can fly you to the moon and back!

Urban: That’s all?! My Teslee from Mississippi can break a giant’s neck with her thighs!

Persephone: Do better, Urban! My Mizzen The Gremlin can break your bones with just using his zen!

Festus: Lol. My Tribute, Coral No Morals can knock you all out with just her profanities!

Dennis: Creed, sit down! My Hy So High can fly faster than a fly!

Iphigenia: Suck it, Dennis! Sol Aerosol can burn you all with just her sweat!

Domitia: Lame! My Tanner with a hanger moves faster than a spider!

Arachne: That’s just so and so! My Tribute, Brandy Sharp Candy will slice you to bits!

Clemensia: Little Crane is just jealous because Reaper The Sweeper has the strength of a thousand wild zebras.

Felix: And Dill with the drill has the agility of an eel!

Florus: Boring! My Tribute, Sabyn So Keen has the eyes of an eagle, speed of a cheetah, and the strength of a thousand flamingos!

Sejanus: But they won’t stand a chance against my friend, Marcus Spartacus!

Lysistrata: Wrong! My Tribute, Jessup with his getup will crush Marcus Spartacus like a bug!

Coryo: But they will all surrender to Lucy Gray and her army of Mockingjays!

Everyone:. . .

Festus: What’s a mockingjay?

Lepidus: What the duck and buck are you guys even saying?!😫

*Meanwhile, at the Zoo*

Lucy Gray: Sheaf the Chief-

Sheaf: Don’t even start, Baird.

Lucy Gray: But-

Sheaf: Do you want me to strangle you with my eyes?

Lucy Gray: Nevermind.😞

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amniotic · 2 months

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Strawhat Pirates mixtape 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝₊⊹𓆉︎

i'm very normal about them, so i made a mixtape for the strawhats. this is more like a OPLA mixtape cause i'm still in alabasta in the animé akjjassja ⋆｡𖦹 °.🐚⋆❀˖°

˗ˏˋ listen here ˎˊ˗

Sanji

Good old fashioned lover boy - queen Valentine - Laufey Algo contigo - Rita Payés Can't help falling in love - Elvis Presley Hey Lover - The Daughters of Eve O' Sarracino - Renato Carosone Me and my husband - mitski The other woman - lana del rey Mio Amore- the flamingos Sway - Dean martini Washing machine heart - mitski

luffy

Nuestra canción - monsieur periné Hijo del sol luminoso - Joe Vasconcellos Pregon para iluminarse - Los Jaivas You've got a friend in me - Cavetown Hypeboy - Newjeans Music for a sushi restaurant - Harry Styles Hopes and Dreams - Toby Fox Hunger - Aurora The mother we share - CHVRCHES 愛彌々 - Mongol800×Wanima

Zoro

No Church in The Wild - JAY-Z Leave my body - florence + the machine Die for you - the weeknd STRONG - Miyavi Guy.exe - superfruit I love you, i love you, i love you, i hate you - Miyavi Yo no soy celoso - Bad Bunny Espada - Javiera Mena No Tengo dinero - Juan Gabriel King of Lionheart - Of Monster and Men Hasta la raíz - Natalia Lafourcade

Usopp

Lies and truth - L'arc~en~Ciel I'm not calling you a liar - florence + the machine Cloud 9 - Beach Bunny Friday I'm in Love - The Cure No hace falta - Monsieur Periné Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos Teenagers - My chemical romance Rabbit Heart - Florence + the machine Starman - Seu Jorge

Nami

Dangerous Woman - Ariana Grande Are you Satisfied - Marina Vine Solita - Natalia Lafourcade Diamonds are a girl's best friend - Marilyn Monroe Dog Day are Over - Florence + the machine The River - Aurora Free - Florence + the machine Entre el mandarinal - Daniel toro Little Talks - Of monster and Men Ïf We All Die Tomorrow - Tom Rosenthal

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enteringdullsville · 6 months

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Pokémon Name Meanings That Are Far More Entertaining Than They Have Any Right Being

Venusaur = Beautiful Lizard

Raichu = Thunder Squeak

Magmar = Deformed by Magma

Gyarados = Vengeance Through Destruction

Flareon = Forever Burning

Kabutops = Helmet Face

Typhlosion = Blazing Storm

Misdreavus = Ms. Steal Yo Dreams

Ludicolo = Strange Melon Thing

Altaria = Bright Singing Star Above

Absol = Innocent Night Menace

Rayquaza = Breaks the Sky from Space

Wormadam = Ms. Worm

Mothim = Mr. Moth

Happiny = A Little Happy

Lucario = The Wolf Oracle

Abomasnow = Despicable Snow

Togekiss = Spiked Smooch

Giratina = Platinum Wanderer with a Piercing Gaze

Audino = I Don’t Know What I’m Listening To

Basculin = Manly Fish

Scraggy = Skinny

Mandibuzz = Fanged Vulture

Malamar = Villainous Squid Meat

Hawlucha = Warhawk

Toxapex = The Best Poison

Pyukumuku = Puking Pickle

Tapu Bulu = Holy Cow

Nihilego = An Accurate Representation of My Self Esteem

Necrozma = Dying Crystal Star

Blacephalon = Exploding Head

Impidimp = Pesky Night Demon

Sirfetch’d = Unlikely Hero

Copperajah = Copper King

Zarude = Jerk Monkey

Basculegion = Many Manly Fish

Quaquaval = Portuguese Duck Party

Dachsbun = Dog Biscuit

Kilowattrel = A Thousand Wattrel

Flamingo = Friend

Clodsire = Dumb Lord

Baxcalibur = Stabbed in the Back

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fennecfiree · 6 months

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SO MANY HEADCANONS.

(copy and pasting some of my older posts btw)

ALSO! Ask me any of my other headcanons with the ask feature thingy, for example, creek hcs, clyde hcs, or anything like that. ill answer!

Stan: Blue eyes, short black greasy hair ( he never washes his frickin hair ) he has some acne, he's the 2nd tallest in the main 4, he's thin, has earrings, he has a slipknot pin on his hat, and has some eye bags because he never sleeps 😱 he's bisexual ( girl pref ) and Demi boy. He has autism, and asthma. special interest is bored games, he listens to Slipknot, MCR, deftones, Korn, his fav song is Duality. his fav food is m&ms, his fav video game is Roblox, he also plays RimWorld, terrified of snakes, his fav shows are Stranger things, The simpsons, Spongebob, and Rick and morty, cares more for animals than most people, gets annoyed when people talk to much. His phone is full of pictures of Sparky. whenever he's home alone he chugs some of Randy's beer 😭 his phone is always on do not disturb. still keeps in touch with the goth kids. he's very close with Tolkien, which Kyle got mad about since Stan was jealous when Kyle was making tiktoks with Tolkien. he gets B-. Loves horror games and movies and forces kyle to play them with him, paints his nails black. asks for a cat every Christmas, has a Bart Simpson sad pfp ( you know those.. ) really into creepy pastas. he watched TheOddOnesOut, and SomethingElseYT

Kyle: he has olive eyes, really curly short ginger hair, he has braces, and a bigger nose, he's pretty pale and has freckles, the shortest out of the 4, and he's chubby. he's bisexual and asexual ( he ofc found out when he's older ). he has type 1 diabetes (and is really embarrassed about it). anxiety, autism ( his special interest is ocean creatures ) and bad anger issues. he listens to AJR, Green day, The cure, Weezer, The offspring. his fav song is Pretty fly for a white guy. his fav food is stew, and and he drinks monster sometimes. His fav game is Minecraft and Fnaf 1. He's a giant germaphobe, he washes his hands after every time he goes somewhere. he's also scared of gore. he watches Gravity Falls, BfDI. Spongebob, Him and Ike watch Yo gabba gabba together 😭😭 He cant watch horror movies, and cant play scary games. He talks A LOT. He has a handsanitizer bottle on his desk. His favorite holiday is Halloween, he gets A+ most of the time, but sometimes he gets A-. he spends 2 hours doing his hair, he studies really hard, and gets furious if someone else in class gets a higher grade ( its usually Wendy ) he try's to draw good, and thinks he does, but its very poorly drawn cartoon drawings with detailed eyes. he try's to straighten his hair but it just looks very weird, and it made him sad 😓HIM AND STAN WATCH SPONGEBOB TOGETHER AND THEY LOAD UP ON EVERYSINGLE SNACK. he's insecure about his looks. he looks up to his dad a lot, he cry's when his teachers don't respond to him putting up his hand 😭. doesn't notice when he's raising his voice. sleeps with his orca whale plushie 😎 He watches Markiplier, Flamingo, and LS Mark.

Cartman: 1 brown eye, 1 blue eye, short light brown messy hair, he has long eyelashes and some acne, he has a tooth gap, he's the tallest of the 4, and ofc he's a fatass 😭 he's gay, lactose intolerant and has heterochromia (left is brown, right is blue) He listens to Lady gaga, Britney spears, Taylor swift. and his fav song is Poker face. His fav food is Cheesy Poofs, and Pancakes. His fav game is Happy wheels and People playground. he has Trypanophobia. He watches Saw, The Human Centipede, and Happy tree friends. when he plays Minecraft with people he refuses to share a house with someone cuz it's gay, he scams kids in Roblox adopt me. Him and Shelly play smash or pass together with celebrities 😭 he has a Instagram account for Mr Kitty. He's an iPad kid 🤪🤪🤪🤪 goes on Omegle (let's pretend it's still up) and pretends to be a girl. Has an account on Twitter just for making fun of Kyle, listens to true crime. Collects stickers 😊😊 begs his mom to give him robux, he also has another Twitter account that's a Stan account for lady Gaga. Terrified of Wendy 😭😲 the coon is his fursona, he also pretends that he hates furrys but secretly is one 😭 Gets C-. reddit user.. says "MY CONTROLLER BROKE" when he loses a game, he's fluent in German. He's really smart, sometimes even smarter than Kyle, but doesn't care to use it for good, he just uses it for asshole shit. Sleeps with all 10000 of his stuffed animals. he hates fathers day. he watches Trisha paytas, ishowspeed, and shane dawson. 😭😭

Kenny: Blue eyes, messy blonde hair, he has a tooth gap, and his clothes are really dirty, he's the 2nd shortest of the 4, and he's pretty skinny, he's pansexual and genderfluid. he listens to Cardi B, Gorillaz, Vengaboys. and his fav song is Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! his fav food is Grilled cheese. His fav game is DDLC and FNF (he plays on butters pc) He watches Pokemon, MPL ( originally Karen forced him to watch it but he kinda likes it LMAO ) and Sailor moon. he falls asleep in class a lot. He gets B+. therapist friend, zones out a lot. He sometimes comes to school with pigtails that Karen gave him. He never fights with his siblings. Stan always gives him some of his school lunch. his clothes are covered in holes and stains. he loves playing truth or dare and always picks dare. he loves birthday party's and always take a ton of food to bring to his family. he wants a pet rat so bad. he likes Stan the best out of the main 4, he sometimes finds Kyle super annoying and cartman... well its cartman.. goes outside and burns pieces of paper for fun. he watches Mr Beast ( he comments on every video "please help me") Gawr Gura, Ironmouse, and Pokimane.

Butters: Blue eyes, very short blonde hair, a scar on his right eye. he's the same height as Kenny, slim, has a couple freckles but not NEARLY as much as Kyle 😨he's Bisexual. He has PTSD. He listens to BTS, Disney songs, his fav song is Butter 🙀 His fav food is Ice cream ( strawberry ) His fav game is Hello Kitty Island Adventure, and Roblox. He watches Hello kitty (ofc) MLP ( him and Kenny watch it together) and Spongebob. He loves pastel colors. VERY bad memory, likes the taste of milk, Bites his nails, He still has the Marjorine clothes and likes to dance around in them, HIM AND BRADLEY ARE PEN PALS. Has to sing the ABCs to know the placements Gets A-. He also cant watch horror movies or play scary games like Kyle. He starts celebrating Christmas in October. watches those boys vrs girls gacha life music videos. USES THOSE VERY CURLY STRAWS IN CHOCOLOTE MILK AND BLOWS BUBBLES IN THEM!!! He's an art kid. He watches DanTDM, and Stampy

PLEASE DONT FLOP THIS TOOK 5 DAYS

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