#you get decent at it

[27thfirefly]

all the pigs are all lined up... as well as we could make them, anyway.

individual pigs under the cut

Trent and Attipork Ross

Piggy, Danny Swiner and Squealan Rubin

Charlie Snouter and Hogin Flank

Chris Vienna Sausage and Alessandro Porcini

#kris draws #nin #nine inch nails #trent reznor #the downward spiral #robin finck #charlie clouser #richard patrick #ilan rubin #chris vrenna #danny lohner #atticus ross #alessandro cortini #coming up with little piggy names for all of them was hard. thanks to my friends for coming up with a few of them #such as. chris vienna sausage #and squealan. that one was good #thanku seona and b #fun fact this is why i had that piggy trent on hand #cos id been drawing pigs all day. turns out when you draw an animal like 9 times #you get decent at it #anyway look upon my piggies ye mighty and go awww #i just went for the 2022 live in cleveland gang... sorry jeordie aaron etc

[starwarjotta]

looking for someone on Tatooine

#commander cody #coday #cody day 2224 #codywan #tatooine husbands #looking for obi-wan obviously DUH #ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR CODAY???? #I've overdone myself and drawn THREE pieces for today like what???? #I did not think I'd get them all done but somehow I did #I'll post them all during this day with little gaps in between #cody my beloved #I gotta say #I've never drawn as good looking rocks as I did here #the ones Cody's sitting on like #THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD but I suck at any type of background shit so I'm so happy they look decent hahaha #I also live for scavenger/ rebel/ hobo -outfit Cody #and also that he still keeps some parts of his armor #just to be able to kick ppl and droids if the need arises ofc #I love Cody so much I'm so ready for today #star wars

[marklikely]

finding out theres people in the sexyman tournament notes who dont know who cecil is

#wtnv #you shouldnt even get a vote if you dont know who cecil is you do NOT represent tumblr #also i cant believe how hard it is to find a decent quality version of this meme im sorry i has to use this garbage to get my point across #its litcherallyso blurry but i looked up like 40 different terms and this was all i could find #welcome to Night vale #< doing my part to get to 1 on trending

[ot3]

something kind of gross to me is the way that some artists who post about how AI is going to take their jobs speak in a way that makes it seem like they think they are the first and only profession who has ever faced this kind of existential threat. they just seem fundamentally uninterested in relating the fear they're currently experiencing to the larger context of labor movements and the history of technological advancement/automation's effects on other fields.

they only ever discuss the problem with automating creative labor. there's this sort of implicit stance that when labor they view as not requiring The Divine Spark Of Creation Only A Human Can Possess gets automated that is just the natural course of technological advancement. But when it comes for their labor it's suddenly a completely new thing and a threat to the fabric of our Culture. The idea that creative work should be venerated above other forms of labor and is uniquely deserving of protections is just kinda shitty and stupid.

#acting like ai generated images have cooties will not save creative jobs #pretending you can Un-Invent generative ai if you get mad enough on twitter will not save creative jobs #you know what has a decent chance of saving creative jobs. a push for unionization in those industries.

[essektheylyss]

I do want to say, just in general, that I genuinely think the fandom sorely underestimates Essek in combat because of the specific types of combat we saw him in.

The Nein's caster contingent was so broken by the end that Matt had to build combats specifically designed to hinder a wide range of high level casters, which meant a lot of counterspells and anti-magic. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of the reasons Aeor was the setting for the last arc. Essek also has a lot of AOE concentration spells, and that's just not a good move with that many people on the playing fields. On a meta level, DM's curse made him less effectual when using ranged attack spells, but his support casting is clutch. The dunamancy wizard schools are generally very strong subclass options, regardless of stats, and he's got features of both, for no goddamn reason, just because Matt could. He is still a glass cannon but between Mage Armor, Shield, a likely Mote of Possibility, and Chronal Shift he's probably not going down immediately.

In conclusion:

#if you actually get mean on this post I will block you. I am sick of the slander. #anyway l15 essek was built to be a decent (not difficult! but decent!) fight for THE NEIN AS A WHOLE at l11 or 12 #his build is actually very strong! I am sick of the slander! #essek thelyss #cr meta #critical role

[rotisseries]

maybe if they just took ganon to the barbie movie he would calm down a bit

#throuple date or whatever #also fun fact if you can't come up with a good caption for these just randomly generating one over and over again #will actually probably get you a decent one. or at least some inspiration #loz #totk #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz totk #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #botw #breath of the wild #link #zelda #zelink

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Homme Fatale

Noun. homme fatal (plural hommes fatals) An ultimately seductive and dangerous man; a womanizer.

On a bit of a Film Noir kick right now, so blame that

Imagine, if you will:

Danny, a private eye in Gotham, ever the hard boiled detective, sitting in his dark office, drinking coffee you could use to tar a roof. The office isn't in a good neighborhood but rent still ain't cheap. He's fixing to get a new case on his desk soon

Enter one Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprizes. He walked in shirt unbuttoned dangerously low in a suit sharp enough to cut yourself on and bags under his eyes to large to be counted as carry on. Mr. Drake has a job for him, one he wants to keep quite, and one important enough that he's willing to add a couple zeros to Danny's usual rate. This job is a dream come true... almost too good to be true...

or

Tim Drake aka Red Robin(yummm) needs plausible deniability on a case tied to his civilian identity and so hires a PI and lays down a trail of clues for him. All the while playing up the Noir tropes to flirt with the cute detective.

why doesn't he just take care of it as Red Robin? Shhhhh... the detective is cute and he's having too much fun playing the homme fatale

Bonus: Immediately after wrapping up Tim's case Kon walks into Danny's office dolled up in a vintage dress, period appropriate makeup done, all to play the part of the Femme Fatale and do the exact same thing Tim did. Does he know Tim literally just did that? Maybe, maybe not

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #dpxdc #superbraindead #Noir au #kind of? #Danny is committed to bit at least #and maybe just enjoys playing the part of the hardboiled detective #plus it's easier if he can ask ghosts about certain aspects of his cases #he still has to be decent at his job to prove it #but having a real life hint button sure as hell helps #plus gotham is prime real-estate for a noir setting #and it's just funny to imagine tim best detective of the bat fam drake doing this #just hamming it up getting into the role and being melodramatic #also I think kon could rock the femme fatale look #imagine kon in a dress and tell me he'd somehow NOT rock it #you can't because then you'd be a liar

[emblazons]

"I'll be fine. You've seen how much ass I can kick."

(The Many Eras of) Tifa Lockhart in Bonzi Palace Color Palette Meme Request for @fireplceashes

#it was HARD to get this to look halfway decent given the sheer difference in each clip BUT I hope you like it at least! LMAO #tifa lockhart #my gifs #design forward #ffvii gifs #tuserashes #userlockescoles #ffedit #ffgraphics #ff7r #ff7 rebirth #final fantasy vii #advent children #final fantasy VII #color palette challenge #FFVII #final fantasy 7 #finalfantasyedit #daily gaming #gamingedit #videogamewomen

[emry-stars-art]

That’s it, first person to draw aftg mers or royals for me gets a cuddle/kiss chibi request they want done next thing

#within my parameters of course #I am tired and getting a cough and I would like to see the children #I try not to ask for stuff but today #I am asking pls forgive me #(this is me also accepting sketches and doodles as holiday gifts and decently early bday presents #although no pressure obviously) #(bc I can’t help but feel borderline selfish to ask at all) #okay feel free to ignore I love you all #not art sorry guys

[soba-riri]

Help, Steven's dining table is a bunch of things mashed together to resemble a table...

#moon knight #steven grant #someone get this boy a decent table #looking at you marc #his books and Gus gets better treatment than this #ngl that's a mood tho #books are high priority #my friend: this is why Jake doesn't front

[peanutseagle]

I've been missing Damianya a lot latelyTvT and I wanna see them in your art style! I love your art so so much!!💗 So can I ask for some blushy damianya fluff where damian's jealous over anya and Anya gives him a hug/kiss to him in the end?👉🏻👈🏻 whatever you're comfy with and the context is all upto you~ I really wanted to see this scenario in your art, pretty please?🥺 Thank you!!

Don't ask for context... neither I nor Damian have some.

#UEUEUE MY FIRST DRAWING OF A SORTA DECENT KISS #didnt feel like coloring so why not grey-scale?? its way more fun and easier #hshys these silly idiots #also IM SORRY ANON I MADE YOU WAIT THIS LONG #i just had lots of schoolwork and exams so i didnt get to do this earlier #oh well #damianya #my art #damian desmond #anya forger #spy x family #spy x family fanart

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Eliot ensuring the girls know how to defend themselves. (And them proving that they can!)

Leverage S02E02/S04E05/Redemption S01E16/S02E03.

#leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #parker #sophie devereaux #breanna casey #alec hardison #nate ford #you know he's trained the guys too of course #nate hardison and harry all throw a decent punch #but you can tell he's so proud of the girls when they get it right #i mean look at him in that 4th gif! #AND he also gives them the confidence to stand up to those trying to intimidate them #proven by breanna in the card game job with 'touch me and you'll be singing soprano' #he's made sure that everyone is able to hold their own even if he's not there #and that's something beautiful #don't mind me i'm having feelings about eliot spencer #and oops i wrote a thesis again! #ghostly'sgifs

[wyvernity]

sss day my favorite national holiday WOOOOHHHH

bonus

#pokemon #trainer lyra #rival silver #soulsilvershipping #timeskip tag #bao beis #i had so much more planned. but alas. college. #ANYWAY. sss my everything. ohh. always thinking abt them. #this is very obviously lyra's room! all the pink! massive bed to fit all her pokemon! the champion paycheck gets you that much at least #and plants!!! no. 1 horticulturist in johto #she's living somewhere around the base of mt silver... decently close to the league and her hometown #so i like to imagine her with a huge greenhouse so she can take care of plants even in the harsher climate #meanwhile silver has one of those decrepit malelivingspace flats in viridian. he's making it work. #i can only see sss properly moving in together liiiike in their late 20s #after they get to enjoy young adult independence for a while #but before they permanently settle down they should go on silly adventures again... just once. or twice. or #as much as i like to entertain the thought of them being homebodies i think they'd rather spend their lives travelling haha #since silver never got to fully experience it as a kid on the run #being a wanted man and all #and lyra is itching for the getaway #they deserve to be in nature and responsibility-free and *frothing at the mouth* #BTW i put my whole wyvussy into that wall decor #lisia signed poster... rosa's resemblance as mei(!!!) in the totoro one... bell tower + whirl island pics // #pokemon constellations... and those gen 4 mail templates that no one actually used. probably from dawn. champion penpals :] #i debated doing a lance poster because celebrity idol funny but nah she'd bin that immediately after moving out #oh yeah the drawover was um. inspired by the nonebinary neochamp fit. so happy for my son. #i'm glad i managed to finish the big piece in time otherwise i would've just posted that LOL can you imagine #okey bye happy sss day

[llamagoddessofficial]

What if servant!MC worked herself too hard? Impaired with at least tiredness and sore muscles, and at worst a broken or sprained limb? How would the kind lords react?

Sans: Depends on the severity of it. If she's just sore, or seems more tired than usual, he'll lure her into resting by pretending he needs her to do something for him. It's notoriously hard to pry Mc from her work. But Sans is sly- he convinces her she's still working, still doing something for him, he talks her into sitting down with a book she needs to 'check for errors'. Eventually she snaps back to her senses an hour later and realises she's just been tricked into sitting by the fire in his room and reading a novel.

If it's a bit more serious, he gets more hands-on. Sans is deceptively strong and he will gladly combine his aptitude at manipulation with a bit of manhandling. Mc has the 'just shut up and get it done' mindset so deeply ingrained after so long that she'll work herself into slightly feverish stupors... he distracts her with pretty words while he physically leads her away somewhere he can keep a better eye on her.

Red: Unlike a lot of men his rank, Red isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty. He knows that it's incredibly difficult to talk her out of work, so if she is visibly struggling, he'll just help out with whatever she's doing. She always appreciates the extra hands and strength. Red's presence is also just good for the Soul; he's witty, he's a big flirt, he halves the load while making it twice as fun. Whatever limb she's injured barely hurts by the time the jobs are done, she's too distracted giggling.

He's not quite as subtle or graceful as Sans, in his methods. But when it comes down to it, Red is probably the only one out of the three who could genuinely talk her into taking a break. Mc often feels like Red is the one who best understands the reality of being a servant- Sans is nice but he's kinda uptight, Skull is far too rich to ever get it. Red's as down-to-Earth as a nobleman could be. And if Red is expressing genuine concern, dropping his persona for a second...

... Maybe she does need to just rest for a while.

Skull: He doesn't have time for subtlety. When it's clear she's pushing herself, he gives her a 'gentle' warning.

He looms over her, covering her entire body with his shadow, with a face like he's about to eat her. He softly murmurs that if she doesn't stop working so hard... there will be consequences.

... It's a pretty clear message. But if she still refuses to stop? He literally just steals her.

He doesn't care what she's doing, what task she's in the middle of, who's in the room or how important what she's doing is. He gave her a warning. He'll grab her right in the middle of a task, throw her over his shoulder, and (ignoring her protests) carry her off to his chambers. There's a big comfy chair covered in blankets with her name on it... and if there's one thing you can say about Skull, it's that when he's determined, he's like a machine. She won't be going anywhere. Her protests don't matter.

Wife will stay and wife will rest. He warned her. She doesn't get a choice anymore.

#llamagines #p&p au #mc: [sits up in bed] wait a second. how the fuck did you just convince me I was “working” by going to bed early??? #sans: getting decent sleep is essential to being a good worker. right? #mc: Well... I guess so. When you put it that way. I- WAIT. YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN #sans: lmfao get got

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Los Chicos Peleandoooooo

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #song lan #xue yang #I know it makes jokes less funny if you explain them but I feel like I gotta for this one: #xue yang’s Spanish here is playing on the fact he’s a beginner (using a commonly taught phrase) #combined with the fact that he’s clearly taking what he’s heard Xiao Xingchen use. #of course XY would want to know how to cuss someone out in another language. Do you think XXC would teach him how? Nope. #XY would ask ‘How do I to someone I really hate them?’ #and XXC would say ‘You tell them ‘Te Amo Mucho’ :•)’ #As FAR as XY is concerned he knows *so* many swears. These words are just terms of endearment. #XXC would not swear or cuss anyone out but he *would* punctuate phrases with general terms of endearment. #More so directed towards A-Qing but Xue Yang has been proven to be a decent indirect learner. #That said he has also been shown to Not Quite Get The Nuances (consequences of observational learning). #Sadly he never had a good observational model for love or compassion B*( #Spanish speakers please oh god please correct me if I biffed something badly here. I can fix it.

[black-and-yellow]

Captivating Programming.

#whatever eri's watching the staff end up watching too #they all have a favourite show to put on for her #Midnight puts on Bluey. All Might puts on the original Care Bears series #Aizawa always gravitates towards Garfield and Friends #Mic isn't allowed to pick shows without supervision #“I watched goosebumps as a kid and I turned out fine.” #“Mic yesterday you told your students that you'd rupture their organs if they didn't listen to you” #bnha #mha #ua staff shenanigans #all might #small might #yagi toshinori #aizawa shouta #eraserhead #present mic #hizashi yamada #eri chan #bnha comic #idc if i get called cringe for liking bluey im just glad kids have something decent to watch for once #i mean the alternative is like. cocomelon. so the bar is literally underground #idc the blue dog show is based.