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slavicshadownr · 8 months

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At the Zoo

Yelena: So what are they in for?

Kate: Yelena, this isn’t a prison.

Yelena: So they can leave?

Kate: Well I mean... not exact-

Yelena: *Points to a penguin* I bet that one killed someone.

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betzabobababi · 1 year

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Peter: *kicks the door down looking panicked* Peter: *proceeds to hide behind the couch* Tony: *whispers* What did you do? Peter: No-one got hurt and nobody died Tony: *iron-dad mode activated* WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?!?

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months

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romanoffshouse · 6 months

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[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 3 months

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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Y/N: I’ll call him.

Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—

Bucky: Hey, doll.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 2 months

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Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Y/n: bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Nat: Now that’s a threat!

The rest of the Avengers: *horrified silence*

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of-many-incorrect-quotes · 4 months

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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy

Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know

Y/N: *lovingly* I know

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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months

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Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

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slavicshadownr · 8 months

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Bad guy, holding a gun: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna shoot you!

Natasha, unphased: Mhm.

Bad guy: I will!

Natasha: Okay.

Bad guy: *grips gun tighter*

Natasha: *raises eyebrows*

Bad guy:

Natasha: Do you want me to pull the trigger??

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betzabobababi · 1 year

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Incorrect avengers #20

Steve: Hello officer, what seems to be the problem? Cop: uh i'm sorry Captain America? sir? but I have to arrest you for driving a motorcycle with three people on it. Steve: Three? Sam & Natasha: Steve: WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME BUCKY FELL OFF

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literaryavenger · 21 days

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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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romanoffshouse · 30 days

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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 20 days

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[Y/N is late]

Natasha: You’re late.

Y/N: You’re pretty.

Natasha: You’re forgiven.

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