sadradplantdad

[sadradplantdad]

when someone asks me how I've been doing lately

#not great #but alive i guess #comedy #humor #tumblr memes #memes #funny

[sadradplantdad]

im so fucking tired of existing on this plane of reality. like everything sucks i wanna be a pebble on mars or something

#free me from these mortal chains #i hate it here #2020 fucking sucks

[sadradplantdad]

thank you @d00dlesink for the super cute name! his name is now "twiggy"

i made a Boy. he is my son.

someome help me name this Boy

#goblincore #goblin #goblin culture #forestcore #plants #artists on tumblr #art #digital art

[sadradplantdad]

i made this as a joke but now,, now i want a full set.

guys i think im gonna do it

#goblincore #plants #artists on tumblr #plantcore #goblin #art #snails #snail #tarot #tarot cards #witchcraft #witchy

[sadradplantdad]

i made a Boy. he is my son.

someome help me name this Boy

#goblincore #plants #artists on tumblr #plantcore #goblin #goblin culture #naturecore #forestcore #art #digital art

[sadradplantdad]

i made art in dennys

#disaster #dennys #tarot #artists on tumblr #i guess?

[sadradplantdad]

frog pot?

Froggy Pot??

FROG POT!!

#frogs #frogcore #cute frogs #frog #frogposting #goblin things #goblins #goblin #goblincore #thrifstorefinds #thrifting

[sadradplantdad]

i finally found friends who will do paranormal spooky stuff with me and i feel like im living out the cryptidcore witchy aesthetic of my dreams !!!

#cryptidcore #cryptid hunting #cryptids #cryptid aesthetic #ghosts #paranormal #paranormal investigation #ghost hunting #witch #witchcraft #witchy #goblincore

[sadradplantdad]

so i was looking into cryptids in my state and found the Squonk???

this poor pathetic thing is my true form

#goblincore #cryptidcore #cryptid hunting #cryptids #cryptid #cryptid aesthetic #squonk

[sadradplantdad]

new plant babies 💚

#plants #plantcore #gardencore #gardening #plant dad #succulents #goblincore

[sadradplantdad]

im in love with this 💚

giv me.

(made this on ibisPaint X)

#flowers #cute #gardencore #cottagecore #goblincore #aesthetic #goblins #goblin #frogs #cute frogs #frogcore #frog

[sadradplantdad]

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

[sadradplantdad]

went geocaching yesterday and today. I found some cool moss and a painted tunnel in the woods!

#moss #forestcore #forest #naturecore #nature #goblin things #goblincore #goblin #goblin culture #geocaching #exploring #adventurecore #adventuring #adventure

[sadradplantdad]

ryan how could you

among other things, i found a whole ass knife at the creek today !!

it looks like it has the name "Ryan" scratched into the cover.

[sadradplantdad]

*to the tune of uptown funk*

ants! are! in my fridge!

ants are in my fridge!

#someone help #they wont sTOP #ants #bugs #bugs cw

[sadradplantdad]

I wish to be a mushroom man,

Working in my mushroom mill,

Married to my mushroom wife,

Who sits upon a mushroom hill.

#mushrooms #goblin things #goblincore #goblin #cottagecore #goblin culture #forestcore #naturecore

[sadradplantdad]

A Little List

Make a big waterproof drawstring bag to keep in our backpack

Get an adventuring journal, fill it with information like edible plants, poisonous plants, sun directions, etc.

Adventuring knife!

Make a waterproof animal themed raincoat? Like the ones for kids

Decorate an altoids tin and keep some supplies in it

Download an adventure playlist!

Make a custom tea mix and bring some with you!

Learn a little instrument! Keep it in the backpack for adventure tunes!

Heck, make a tiny notebook to write the tunes down in, even

Scrapbooking!!!

Make soup that’s good when cold to bring

Or your own trail mix! (custom trail mix recipes are fun!)

Or bread even! Could bring jam with you too!

Making your own jerky is pretty easy too, that’s an option!

Or even just fresh fruits, like apples or pears!

Thrifting for a good Adventure Outfit that you want to get dirty! With Lots of pockets!

Getting a cute thermos with a cup lid that you can bring with you!

Bring a wooden pencil you can sharpen with your knife! That way you’ve always got something to write with!

#adventurecore #adventure #adventuring #exploring #urban explorer #foragecore #forestcore #naturecore #goblincore #goblin #goblin things #goblin culture