bedrock bros; YOU NEVER HAD A BROTHER. YOU HAD A PROTECTOR THAT NEVER GAVE YOU THE STARS. BUT HE LOVES YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE ENOUGH. (you still die anyways)
i love him he's the only normal person in this no fourth wall meta world and he's just like "what the fuck are you people fucking talking about" at all times 😭
This has been a long time coming, but finally, here is the card I drew for @dsmp-tarot. I couldn't have been more proud to get my hands on Technoblade and despite all the hurdles, I couldn't be prouder of my finished piece. Technoblade never dies.
QUACKITY: you’re a fucking bigass nerd
WILBUR: and you’re attractive
[QUACKITY STARTS LAUGHING AND TURNING RED, WILBUR GIDDILY JOINS IN]
WILBUR: it had to happen once, it had to happen once.
QUACKITY: lets, I have an idea I wanna take a little break from the wine
WILBUR: [chuckles] yeah you need it mate
QUACKITY: n-- [wheezes and sputters] hey fuck you. you know what j-just, literally…
WILBUR: have I flustered you baby?
QUACKITY: yeah i did