I think it's funny to think that Damian is one of the last guesses when people get asked which is Bruce's bio kids.
Like- only gothamites know which is the bio kid. Think about it, a gothamite asks someone from metropolis who is the bio son of this tall white man with straight black hair and blue eyes, very muscular figure. It's either:
Slightly tan guy with blue eyes and black hair with a slight wave. Who is tall and lean.
White man with black hair and green eyes, built like a tank and towering over most.
White man with straight black hair and blue eyes, and short.
A black kid.
A Chinese girl.
A boy with brown skin, black hair and green eyes.
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Reg: excuse you, I'm very normal.
Sirius: when did that happen?
Reg: you know what, fuck you.
Sirius: see reggie, it's not normal to be so aggres-
Reg starts cursing him in multiple ancient langauges
James: *heart eyes*
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I want to toss her on the bed and keep her there for hours. I want to slowly tease every inch of her body. Trailing my fingers up her thighs, gabbing her pretty tits. I would roll her nipples between my fingers just to watch her shudder. My pretty girl all splayed across the bed for me. I’d inspect her cute pussy. Teasing where her thighs meet her core, working my way towards where she wants it most. Spread her open so I can see how wet I’ve made her. If she pulled back or tried to hide I’d smack the inside of her soft thighs. Warning her that if she tries again I’ll hit her pretty little cunt.
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From tommy instagram account (@tomeybones), by Brennan Iketani
New tommy pics just dropped, and also my jaw
Can we talk about how handsome he is and how he is looking like a 90s hearthrob
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s12 destiel from dean's perspective is explanation enough for why dean is sooooo insane after that season. like.
- first he almost kills himself for the greater good or whatever and has to come to terms with like. dying. on purpose. and then he is given the gift of life but before he can be like yay! i can go home! his mom is back from the dead??? and his brother is missing???
- then his mom leaves him bc she wants to figure out who she is and even tho he's like a 38 yo man it fucks w him a lot understandably.
-they get arrested and put in SOLITARY for a while and when they finally get out and meet cas again (at which point dean has once again come to terms with dying for the greater good but also mostly his mom and brother this time), he KILLS THE REAPER THEY MADE THE DEAL WITH AND GETS ALL EMOTIONAL??? after which he proceeds to fuck off bc he is Busy™ tracking lucifer etc.,
- then they get a lead and CAS ALMOST DIES IN FRONT OF HIS EYES and throws an I love you in his goodbye speech for the lolz. which. hahaha. anyway cas lives but turns out his mother — with whom he's trying to connect so badly so he can achieve full Normalcy — was like. lowkey responsible for his almost death. so they're fighting now.
- cas receives a divine voicemail from his close friend and colleague and then they go on that case with Lily sunder and ISHIM BEATS CAS UP AND THREATENS TO KILL HIM and even after they beat him Lily Sunder is like. I'm gonna go do some soul searching and if im in the mood I'll come back and KILL YOU. THREAT. and cas is like 😔 fair. so you know.
- there is also an instance of him losing his memories which is scary. and it's like. being intimately familiar with that experience is. something else. as a memory loss girlie let me tell you 👍🏽😄
- and then!!!!! lucifer's unborn child mind melds with his wifehusband — once more in front of his own two eyes — and "manipulates" him into running away with the pregnant lady instead of staying and Figuring Out A Solution. and when they finally do find cas, they are with them for all of 12 hours before HE DIES. FORREAL THIS TIME. AND LIKE THAT'S IT. NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE!
this is not an exhaustive list bc i don't remember everything but. like you know. he was primed to get worse and worse. all things that happen in s12 are out of his control but they are also things that happen in front of his eyes, and in ways that make him think that perhaps he did have control over them and he did fuck up some way and he *should* have done something to change the course of their lives so he's filled with guiltshame about it. and he decides that the solution to not losing anyone in the foreseeable future is to just. Control Every Possible Aspect Of Their Existence. which is impossible and that's why he gets mad all the time but YOU KNOW. YOU CAN SEE WHY HE'S CRAZY. poor s12 dean man.
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my butterfly q!pac design! :D more coming soon 😼
my cheap comms are open! if you're interested here → 🦋🔗🖇️
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Heather: you’re going on a date tmr
Veronica: what? with who? why?
Heather: you have the worst type in men so i’m choosing your date.
Veronica: …
Heather: *fancy restaurant*. tomorrow at 8. be there and don’t wear your ugly ass clothes.
———the next day at 8—————
Veronica (seeing Heather at the table surrounded by candles): oh, I didn’t know you’d be here. my outfit up to your standards?
Heather: obviously i’m here, you don’t know how to flirt to save your life
——10 min later——
Veronica: I thought you said that i’d be going on a date?
Heather: I did
Veronica: I got stood up on a blind date?? rude.
Heather: …
Veronica: sucks how much effort you put into getting me a date. got the candles and wine and everything.
Heather: …yeah
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the marauders as things I've said:
James: okay, love, you relax
Regulus: I won't relax, i live in perpetual fear
James: ...of what?
Regulus: the horrors
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