#And such a good liar

[not-a-snowman]

He can’t keep getting away with this (and he didn’t)

#Secret life #life series #traffic series #bigbst4tz2 #BigB’s an interesting player #He’s got this quiet sort of charisma to him #He’s just a nice guy #He’s not up to anything #You wouldn’t kill a little guy would you? #But also he is SO ready to betray people #And such a good liar #And he’s able to keep these things under the radar (unlike scar) #So he doesn’t have a reputation #He could go so far if he really went for it

[frownyalfred]

I love that identity reveals between Jim Gordon and Bruce in fic almost always go the same way. Bruce goes "How did you know? Was it my acting?" and nine times out of ten Jim says something along the lines of "No, your acting was phenomenal. You gave yourself away by caring too much, Mr. Wayne."

Because the billionaire playboy cover was perfect and damn near airtight until one Bruce Wayne leapt in front of someone else during a holdup at a gala and "accidentally" got shot. No self-involved airhead with that much money riding on his life would ever -- ever -- let himself think of someone else in that moment.

#jim is a good detective #bruce is a phenomenal liar #but the truth always comes out #esp under the barrel of a gun #ya know #jim gordon #bruce wayne #treadmill thoughts #dc #dc comics #batman #guess i'm jim gordon posting tonight

[chernozemm]

studying DTs rubberband face

#crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens #good omens fanart #myart #i am in fact a liar i have been internally wailing over 10s regen therefore i have sublimated my need for his face into drawing crowley #go figure how my brain works

[artingstarvist]

Building on my Xie Lian is basically bugs bunny post, more evidence of him being essentially a trickster god. Feel free to add more.

His communication array password is a prank/trick

He regularly serves food he knows will poison his Friends and Guests. Essentially serving up laxatives, if you will.

Just the fact that he is a god pretending to be his own priest honestly

Pretending he doesn't recognize Nan Feng/Fu Yao and then talking shit about them to their face

Doing the same fucking thing to Hua Cheng when he's pretending to be Lang Ying (less shit talking, but he does mess with him).

Acting all Serious like he's gonna fight LQQ and then just tripping him with Ruoye lol

The I AM GOD flying meatball incident

Dressing up as a lady bugs bunny style so he can hide.

And dressing up as both a bride and a pregnant woman to lure two different ghosts also lol

Tormenting the Venerable of Empty Words (kind of a 'I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me' thing)

He's the only one who can actually rile up Qi Rong

Pretending to be HC's puppet to hide among the ghosts

I just love that because he avoids fighting unless he has to, his solution is usually to dress up and lie all the time. No wonder Hua Cheng is in love he's honestly so funny.

#tgcf #xie lian #heaven official's blessing #xie lian is actually a good actor/liar #and its cause he's got such an honest face #this is one of those stories where the main character really is the best to me #text

[ahappyphjl]

live your truth

#he is a good liar fr and it's impressive #mine #dnp #dan and phil #phan #amazingphil #phil lester #dapg #dnpgames #dan and phil games #dpgdaily

[turtleblogatlast]

AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #donnie keeps the comms going on in the background as he works #when he gets to the end he’s like what the hell…where’s the rest #donnie: leo where’s part nine #leo barely cognizant after not needing sleep for months: whuh- #donnie: you can’t leave it at a cliffhanger. leo. leo where’s the next part. #listen leo has a great memory for his special interests this is CANON plus he’s a great talker so he would totally be able to do this frfr #whenever he needs to be quiet he’s SILENT but otherwise he’s regaling the exploits of his idols to the captive audience that is The Photo #sometimes Krang sneaks up on him and just listens to him talk like ???? #it starts both as leo trying to comfort himself with his favorite things PLUS comfort himself with thoughts of his father #as splinter makes his own crossover fanfiction when sick lol plus he’s Literally Lou Jitsu #and yes krang ALSO gets a bit invested #leo notices the reduction of Ouch but hey more time for rambling fanfic for him 👍 #idk leo’s a damn good actor/liar/planner/schemer and I genuinely think that can pivot into storytelling so well #the literal second mikey’s hands heal donnie zooms to his side with hand stabilizers and a request to draw ‘scene 82 from recording 3’ #mikey’s like what #so obvs now HE needs to listen as he works #he too gets invested #he comes across raph who mentions having trouble sleeping #mikey: have I got the podcast fanfic for you! #it only somewhat helps raph sleep #somewhat bc sometimes he forces himself to stay awake to hear the rest #yes these recordings go to the whole fam and leo is none the wiser #they don’t even mean to hide it it just never comes up lol #it’s only when donnie FINALLY makes it to the end of the recordings that he confronts leo to continue the story #leo: oH YOU HEARD ALL THAT HUH-

[bishy437]

I should have read this sooner--

#people were saying it wasn’t as good as the other books they are LIARS #finished it a couple weeks ago and the whole time i was like #this is just like that george michael song: one more try #obligatory pls don’t steal my tags tag <3 #svsss #scum villian self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #bingqiu #mine

[sentientsky]

this is how the bildad minisode went, right?

#LAST ONE OF THESE I FUCKING SWEAR (I’m a liar) #bildad the shuhite #good omens #bildaddy #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #gomens #gomens 2 #crowley good omens #good omens bildad #David tennant #Michael sheen #shitpost #good omens shitpost #shoemaker and obstetrician #job minisode #shuhite sunday

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Inktober day 6: golden

Maybe the real gold, is the friendships we made along the way

#and by friendships #i mean intense romance #good fucking lord #my art #one piece #one piece fan art #Nolan the liar #one piece Nolan #one piece calgara #mont blanc noland

[happyfoxx-art]

Aftermath Impact 6 | Finally some good news :D AND BARRY'S HERE! SO to keep on my schedule, i had to gloss over the hospital trip despite all the nonsense that i wanted to happen. i wanted it to be tense and stressful and have some close calls or something but alas. I had to jam it all into one page.

This is definitely an invite to some of you talented writers out there, if that idea speaks to you please go off XD

PREV | NEXT | FIRST

#rotmnt #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #aftermath #rotmnt aftermath comic #aftermath rotmnt comic #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #finally some good news for these poor kids #hooray #barry you are so worried you lIAR

[ev-arrested]

My favorite HC ever is Dick Grayson just. Acting dumb. In all aspects.

Richard John Grayson is perfectly fucking capable of cooking. Is stereotyped to be capable of burning water and is banned from the manor’s kitchen. His brothers have no idea he knows how to make a three Michelin star steak.

Dick Grayson is bisexual. He knows this, has known it for forever, and is 100% comfortable with it. Based on what others would tell you, though, he’s completely straight and is actually a little uncomfortable with being considered gay. 100% a fierce ally to his queer family and friends tho.

What’s navigation like for Dickie Gray? A master. Can track anything, navigate anywhere, knows a dozen methods for any given survival scenario. To everyone else? Dick cannot do it. Incapable. Directionally challenged. You’d think a trapeze artist would know which way is up, but no. He gets it from his parents.

Dickiebird? Excellent manipulator. We know this. His family knows it. Some of his friends know it. They pray for any poor soul who has no idea how manipulative Dick can be. They watch in the distance disappointedly, knowing that Dick’s victim just thinks he’s an ordinary, honest, standup guy, all the while not even knowing that despite being aware of Dick’s true nature, they are being manipulated in equal measure.

Related side note: Good ol Richy? Incredible conversationalist. Everyone knows this. It’s his whole persona. Wears that fact on his sleeve. He always finds a way to make everyone feel like he’s interested in the conversation, even if he would rather die than talk about the current topic for a second longer. And this goes beyond just giving occasional sounds of acknowledgment and peppering words like “cool” or “yeah”. Someone could be talking about the most boring topic imaginable, and he’d have a dazzling smile on his face, his body language signifying that he’s completely engaged, will even ask proper clarifying questions in an attempt to learn more. When he exits the conversation, someone asks, “wow, are you really that fascinated by (insert inane topic)?” and while Dick’s smile doesn’t even falter, he immediately drops the pretense and says, “Oh, absolutely not. That was the most boring conversation I’ve ever had in my life.”

Dick Grayson has gotten this far in life because people consistently underestimate him. He’s made himself come across as juuust incompetent enough (in very particular ways that don’t compromise his image as a capable leader), leaving everyone absolutely fucking blindsided whenever he pulls the rug out from under them about what they thought he was capable of.

And we love him for it.

#batman #dick grayson #nightwing #bat family #batfam #richard grayson #dc robin #dc hcs #dc headcanon #dc comics #robin dc #richard john grayson is a liar in every conceivable measure #good for him #good for him. #ev-arrested

[chodzacaparodia]

Me, when characters who are practically meant for each other destroy their relationship by a misunderstanding they could have avoided if they’d just been honest with each other:

#reonagi #nagireo #blue lock #renga #sk8 the infinity #the darkest minds #ruby x liam #kyoru #hatsuharu x rin #Fruits Basket #the raven cycle #pretty little liars #pretty much every book movie manga anime EVERYTHING #COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY PEOPLE #they would all save me the nerves if they talked to each other #but still... i like good angst #books #anime #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #fanfiction

[everysongineverykey]

love that aziraphale is, in fact, a terrible fucking liar, but continously gets away with the most insane shit throughout history because either a) he's an angel so everyone figures he can't/wouldn't lie or b) EVERYONE can tell he's lying but they don't have enough evidence to do anything about it so they have to just exchange snide glances and/or send their most annoying interns over to bother him until they get something

#good omens #crowley's a terrible liar too funny enough #but he also gets away with shit solely because either the other demons are way dumber than him- #and he's ALREADY dumb- #or because again no one has any evidence #it's like the good omens version of that ut quote: #'so we'll just have to COMBINE OUR POWERS!' #'zero plus zero is still zero.' #'but it's a BIG zero!!'

[8bitgalaxydoes]

It will never be not funny to me how Aziraphale had a whole ass crisis about being sent to Hell for lying to Gabriel, but present day Azirpahale will lie through his teeth about literally anything <3

#good omens #like I get why he does but still #peak character trait imo #i love liars especially when theyre funny about it

[mattmurdeaux]

LYING 101 with MATTHEW MURDOCK How to be a totally "convincing" liar!

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #he may be a really good lawyer but he definitely isn't a good liar #bless his precious attempts

[lilliancdoodles]

THIS IS GONNA BE SICK!!!!!!!!

#qsmp #LCposts #Tubbathon #liar liar #Why is Mike the only one that got full named? XD #Mike Tazercraft #and Pac #AAAAAA The artist for these is so good!!! #Look at my bois!!