#And what about the Master?

[felinelun]

Doctors and word "sexy", because why not, it's 3 a.m. and I have to wake up at 7

First Doctor: Looks like someone who'd make others wash their mouth with soap if he hears them using the word ("Young Man! Yes, yes, you, mr. Chesterfield, what was that just now? How old are you, hm?! Well, you are clearly too young to use the word!"), but actually he'd be the one to call something "very sexy, very sexy indeed" at the most unexpected of all moments and then just run away with no explanation, chuckling mischievously.

Second Doctor: Completely forgot meaning of the word. Still used it anyway cluelessly. Until Jamie explained it to him one day. The Doctor listened and called Jamie "rather sexy, than", blushing slightly. And then proceeded to torture his recorder, playing "Twinkle twinkle little star" on it.

Third Doctor: Only the Six Doctor uses word "sexy" more frequent than him. Brigadier thinks he has no subordination and gives bad example to the stuff. But once he secretly smiles when the Doctor uses the word right in front of some high government official to describe the idea of a new nature preservation law.

Fourth Doctor: Finds blowing stuff up and fighting giant mutant rats very sexy. An example:

Doctor: Look at that rocket over there, Sarah Jane! Isn't it sexy?

Sarah Jane: Oh, it's very sexy, Doctor!

Doctor: Shame, it's full of highly dangerous weapons that will be banned on every civilised planet very soon in this century... So, I'm afraid, we'll have to blow it up until some of those solders gets into it and delivers those weapons on some innocent world! *proceeds to smile insanely*

Do not finds falling from big heights sexy. At all.

Fifth Doctor: Looks like someone who wouldn't now the word. Or who'd pretend not to... One day Tegan decided to explain it to him, just for the fun of it, but just ended up with Nyssa getting rather confused about life, universe and everything. Seeing the situation the Doctor paled a bit, than blushed a little, than started rambling something about lifespan of a Venusian infusoria and than intercepted the Master's TARDIS trace all of a sudden.

He blushed a little again.

Six(y) Doctor: Ah, Pery, just look at this sexy young man! So dashing, so outstanding!

Pery: Doctor. That's a mirror.

The Doctor: Exactly! Now, take a step away, don't obstruct me from admiering the defiance of sexyness itself!

Seventh Doctor: Finds manipulation, fighting lovecraftian horrors and killing hundreds to save millions sexy. And no, when the Master does it, it is called tyranny, world domination and genocide.

Eighth Doctor: Thinks the Universe is sexy. The feeling is not mutual.

War Doctor: Has more important things to worry about.

Ninth Doctor: Is not sure in anything anymore, but if there's something he can tell you certainly it's that daleks and PTSD are Not sexy At all.

Tenth Doctor: Looks like somebody who'd use the word 24/7, but actually said "sexy" only two times in his life and just to impress a companion.

Eleventh Doctor: Looks like somebody who'd use the word to call his car without completely understanding it. And is exactly that person, except one day Amy explained the word to him. Well, he proceeded to call his car "sexy", because what else!

Twelfth Doctor: At first used his sonic sunglasses because he thought they looked sexy. Than lost any way to see if anything is sexy at all. The sunglasses kinda lost their appeal afterwards.

Thirteenth Doctor: Thinks the Universe and repressing PTSD is sexy. The feeling is not mutual.

#Doctor Who #DW #Classical Doctor Who #New Doctor Who #DW memes #By the way #Shalka Doctor thinks getting drunk with his roboMaster is sexy and is not ashamed of that #And Ruth!Doctor finds that guns are rather sexy and is not ashamed of it either #And what about the Master? #Well the answer is rather obvious #Because all the genocide world domination and tyranny are just boring without the Doctor nearby in bounds or on their knees #I just listened Forty part 2 where the Master got himself his own auton Doctor and said and I quote #Oh the delights I will have with it #and than called that auton Doctor his toy and his pet #perfectly knowing by the time there's the real Doctor's consciousness in the thing and the's talking with the original you might say #So I just cannot stop laughing myself #oh it is more than 3 a.m. i'm gonna be so sleep deprived so very soon

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door' #oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!! #3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!! #SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious! #though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all? #grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭 #which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody! #i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

[wasyago]

welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

#guys with freaky eyes <3 #i really didn't expect season 10 to be so soon what do i do now... #very sorry to all the naruto girlies. there might be a lot of minecraft art for a while 😔 bud ninja stuff is coming too eventually #anyways! about the drawing: #decided to turn hypno into the 'bug tango with 4 arms and antennae' variant instead of a regular one because it's just more fun and unique; #and tango is in his dungeon master color pallett because his regular one looked a bit plain. #and i think hypnosis really fits the theme of a dungeon master and wrangling ravagers. #plus i wanted to use the design i drew a while ago at least once #oh also yeah hypno is a bee here because of his honey shop and stuffs #hypnotizd #tangotek #hermitcraft #my art #sketch #season 10 fanart is coming but later. i wanna post everything in the order it was drawn. so...

[lilianade-comics]

snippets of post AGIT Cheese Melt because, well, I'm predictable. Also featuring post AGIT Dan because I love him~

#my interpretation is that Dan and Vlad feel less like father/son and more like dysfunctional yet committed roommates #how does Dan know about Dani? #Vlad mentioned her in a tearful drunken stupor one night and Dan was like 'what the h*ll is he waiting for? a written invitation?' #and he went to get her himself. #also the hourglass on the back of Dan's hoodie is a nod to the events of AGIT <3 #danny phantom #danny phantom: a glitch in time #comics #vlad masters #cheese melt #dani phantom #danielle phantom #dan phantom #dark danny #a glitch in time spoilers #post agit

[tshortik]

I love you messy artstyle i love you visible brush strokes I love you textures and rough edges I love you imperfections I love you roughness and colour blobs I love you scratchy sketches and bold stylisation and dirt and imperfections I love you ugly and raw emotion!!!!! ❤️

#i talk sometimes #art talk #i made a tweet like this on twatter ages ago but i've been feeling this a lot lately #also this is the start of me writing more on this blog and not only using it as art because who cares!! i don't!! #I wanna translate raw emotion into colors and shapes. I wanna know where to ignore all details and where to go ham you feel me? #i used to dream about developing a style like for MtG where it looked like a masterful oil painting that oozes realism and details #and i've realised the last two years or so that I would actually hate that for me. I know I wouldn't enjoy doing it. For myself. #it's that pipeline from wanting to be the perfect realistic wotc artist to accepting that I will never be that #instead i wanna learn how to stylise better and get a good brush economy going yknow. I wanna be bolder. #i doubt i'll ever be as incredible as all these MtG artists no matter what anyone says. but it's ok!! i don't have to be!!! #i just luv art man!!

[rapidhighway]

trying to show you the absolute cinema i had the pleasure of watching in tonights dream. We could’ve had it all

#scenes with sonic tails and the girl were like older animation and knuckles reminded me more of princess and the frog kinda? #it was much cleaner #im going to try to replicate some of the frames i remember #because im insane #this girl is my oc now i think shes mine i love her #but there were so many cool little characters there just you wait ill draw them #no idea what the actual plot was about except that the master emerald shattered lmao #ok byeee #sonic au #i guess #it was just a dream xd #art #sonic fanart #digital art #sonic the hedgehog

[wyvernity]

been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff

also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop

#finally decided to do a commission test run u_u #pokemon #trainer lyra #trainer kris #trainer dawn #trainer lucas #rival barry #rival silver #ayalumi #hisuian zorua #luxio #timeskip tag #rkgk #anyway it's sinnoh time !!! #still figuring out their designs and lore but this works for now #god's specialest little guys & their very normal bestfriend who they would kill/die for. up to interpretation who is killing/dying #dawn is the platinum protag who meets giratina and becomes champion #distortion world affected her way more than compared to cynthia and cyrus since she's still a developing kid. but hey cool ghost hair! #4-5 yrs later lucas gets blasted to hisui..lost his memory for the three years he's there and when arceus sends him back he's just like Man #the entire time barry is CHILLING PLAYING HAVING FUN #and forever worried abt his friends ): dawn & lucas are soo nonchalant about what happened to them it's a bit concerning to everyone else #design comments umm the only thing that matters is that they still have their og scarves 👍 #and i guesss these are spring/summer outfits. winter dawn gets leggings and big coat ok. she already has too much yin energy #btw i use the cleanse tag as the direct opposition to the spell tag even tho that's probably not a real thing LOL) #oh yea barry wears the tower master ribbon 24/7. tower tycoon in training and won't shut up about it (i love him) #character dynamics i will talk abt that in another post if i feel like it... these days i just want to go replay pla aughh

[newvestroia]

What will happen in the future? Do you think it will be better than today?

#their contrast is so interesting me especially their aces #unfortunately pokemon masters gave me volo brain again #going feral over some of his lines in masters #what is he talking about!!! I need to know #anyways I finally got him at 360/400 scout points #ive got so many pokemon thoughts rn so please send asks!!! #fanart #pokemon #pokemon volo #pokemon cynthia #pla #pokemon legends arceus #champion cynthia #volo #pokemon diamond and pearl #cynthia pokemon #togekiss #garchomp #myart #procreate #this took me 14 hours but the volo card watching over me on my shelf gave me the power to push through it 💪 #reblogs are appreciated!! I’ve very happy with this #pla spoilers #art

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Pretending like biological sex isn't real is ridiculously stupid. You say that you believe in science but you think that humans are the one primate to not have two sexes?

Also stop using intersex people as pawns, it's actually offensive

a) I'm intersex. what is with tumblr anons and assuming I'm not in a particular group I talk about with experience? Ffs. First ableism now this.

b) Biological sex *isn't* real. It's a model. Much as species aren't real. Yes, there are "two sexes", but sexual characteristics don't form two pillars on either end they form a reverse bell curve, with much variation in the middle.

c) I don't believe in science. I know science. I am a scientist. which means I know it's not as simple as "two sexes" for any organism whatsoever.

nice try.

#I literally did part of my master's degree about this what the hell #intersex #biosex #biological sex #biology

[kingcael]

artifact of wisdom

#cael does art #sheik #sheikah #the legend of zelda #light arrows #goddess harp #did u know I HC the light arrows and the goddess harp both represent what I consider the wisdom equivalent of the master sword or Ghirahim #and that sheik is an entity like fi or Ghirahim #I even wrote the start of a fic about it #my thoughts and theories on Zelda are vast and unspoken

[rcbertleckie]

masters of the air · part six

#masters of the air #mota #motaedit #hbowaredit #hbo war #edits #tvedit #hbowardaily #ronsparky #violaobanion #olympain #userstaud #john egan #callum turner #gale cleven #austin butler #mota spoilers #crying and sobbing #not sure about this colouring but like #in these circumstances?? what do u want from me

[factual-fantasy]

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT ONE SIDE PROFILE OF THE MARIO BROS NOR CAN I TELL YOU WHY

I DONT KNOW WHY OUT OF ALL OF THOSE DRAWINGS THATS THE ONE I LIKE THE MOST BUT IT’S ALL GREAT WORK FACTUAL

YOU’RE GETTING ME THROUGH FINALS👍👍👍

(Post in question)

STAAAAHP you're gonna make me fall back into my Mario phase!!1! XDD

(FR THO THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DD I'm glad you liked that doodle! I was rather proud of how it came out😊!!)

#my response #super mario bros #I HAVE been brewing more mario lore behind the scenes- #mostly with the princess' and what not #and Wario and Waluigi were getting more lore as well.. #Bowser and koopaling redesignsss... #redesigning old power ups and adding new ones.. #Even Toadsworth got lore and the Alfred Pennyworth treatment- #I've thought about at least making a master post for all my Mario stuff- asks and all #just felt conflicted about getting back into mario since I was trying to gather my energy for my FNAF AU #but then again this is my hobby blog and no one is paying me for squat so I could totally go back to Mario for a bit if I wanted to- #idk I guess I'll keep thinking about it XDD

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to TikTok: Stevie, the people wanna know more about you using your crying powers for evil

Steve: It’s not a power. It’s a skill.

Eddie:

Steve: I don’t know, I got my French teacher to bump up my grade. Got out of some parking tickets. Convinced a lot of parents to let me sleepover. The trick is to look like you’re trying really hard not to cry.

Eddie: You ever use your powers on me?

Steve: Of course not.

Steve, tearing up: I’m just - so passionate about what color we should paint our bathroom walls.

Robin, remembering that they lost their deposit on their first apartment because Steve insisted that the coral colored bathroom gave him migraines and they needed to paint over it: You bitch

#Steve is actually very passionate about what colors you should paint a bathroom #Steve: Bathrooms can be pastels navy or white. That’s it #Robin: And bedrooms can be plaid! That’s it!! #Eddie and Steve fought about the master bath for literal months because Eddie wanted it to be gothic and Steve wanted it to be functional #Steve shed a few tears and their bathroom has been baby blue ever since #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley

[lilianade-comics]

@thesoulspulse suggested in this post a while back that Vlad should have become Casper High's principal instead of Amity Park's mayor, and I completely agree. Would have been waaaaaay funnier and better preserved his status as a very personal threat/potential ally to Danny specifically. Plus, we could have gotten a really dramatic students vs faculty dodgeball game with Vlad vs Danny as the inciting force!!

#this has been sitting in my drafts for months lol! finally finished it #can you tell i read too much manga?? #tbh DP would have benefited greatly from being just a little more anime in execution #and when i talk about Vlad being a supervillain in the most mundane situations? this is what i mean #danny phantom #comics #vlad masters #badger cereal #sam manson #tucker foley #valerie gray #dash baxter

[loktauri]

Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tim stoker #sasha james #its just an office comedy at this point #idk the horrors are still there but now it's the horrors of genuinely needing a masters for archival sciences #BE SO FR what the hells is the point of a masters #listen this is my gripe about the educational ladder you have to climb in order to even think about going to library sciences #and getting some sort of guaranteed work off it #oh martin got through alright by lying but he got real lucky with this boss being a literal cult leader #but nooooo I have to finish my bachelors and get another 30k or so in debt BAR student finance #as if med school isnt already a scam!!! #and furthermore-- #oh old art tag

[corviiids]

tbh au where L just doesn't seem to zero in on light as kira at all and light is smug at first but then starts to get increasingly frustrated as L keeps taking swings and missing completely. gets kinda close and then announces the biggest suspect is sayu yagami. don't worry about the older one, he's just an ordinary boy. L never even makes contact. light's dropping signs and L is picking them up but completely misinterpreting them. light's like this guy's a fucking idiot lmfao?? i could get away with this forever. but then he gets bored with no one to play with and he's irritated that L keeps giving credit to every random idiot for being kira. light starts dropping more and more brazen clues trying to see if this stupid detective can take a hint and then L arrests him off the massive trail of evidence he's been leaving for months

#rookposting #death note #you know that whole serial killer thing #thinking of b99 episode the box #my ongoing thesis about how both L and light make suboptimal decisions because what they both really want isnt to win but just to play #bumper sticker that says ask me about my thesis. my theory of evil scheming #my master of villainy