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minced-mangoes · 5 months

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I am in love with the concept of the demons in the devildom having to shed their horns, as well as possible shedding of fur, feathers, scales, or skin. With this we have to assume the demon's horns align closer to antlers than actual horns, since horns don't shed, but antlers do. Either way these are magical creatures so fuck logic. I can do what I want. Maybe they don't actually fall off, but instead shed a layer of keratin, keeping the horns shiny, strong, and unmarred. For some demons this shedding is easier, like for Lucifer and Diavolo's horns. However, with demons like Mammon and Barbatos, the details on the horn make it much harder to come off, often needing assistance.

The shed keratin from demon's horns can be used for other things, typically the creation of beauty products, and demons can get good grimm for handing in shed horn layers. I also think Satan will have to do this with his tail.

Now, the feathered demons tend to have the problem of occasional molting, and losing feathers. I'd also imagine they'd have to spend a lot of time preening and plucking their wings. Lucifer might need your help pulling a blood feather or two. Help him, please. Fur. I'm mostly thinking Belphie here. He sheds. Everywhere. Usually Beel helps by brushing out his fur, but you can definitely assist as well, it's lot of fur and four hands are better than two. Scales, this is for Levi. Please help him shed. It's not comfortable and he can't pay attention to his games if his scales have a layer peeling off. Dunk him in water, get him some nice rocks to rub up against, and peel off anything that gets really stuck. He'll be smooth, shiny, and happy afterwards.

And for the demons with wings that aren't feathered? I assume they'd need to be cared for as well. The thin wing membrane will need moisturizing. For the bug demons? help them shed their exoskeletons. I'm thinking specifically Beel and Asmo here. Yes, I headcanon they have to shed like bugs. Beel not as much, since he's a fly, but Asmo's sin animal is a scorpion, he's gonna need to get rid of that old exoskeleton as he grows. Also he comes out so much shinier and more beautiful! You gotta help him be as gorgeous as he can be!

All and all demon forms need a lot of maintenance. But that's okay, you're there to assist. Hey, maybe this will help you bond. And when you need a little help with caring for yourself, your demons will repay your kindness. ~~~ Tomi here! I take requests via my ask box! Please PLEASE PLEASE drop ideas or just things you want me to talk about there or in my comments,,, I eat stuff like that for lunch,,,

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marmot-bee-person · 3 months

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If another 15 or so seasons of duck tales were made then i would die happy

#it’s not gonna happen #but if it does #ducktales 2017 #ducktales #dt17

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geronimomo-spd · 6 months

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i have made my very hyper delusinal and spasific The Giggle Bingo!

took insparation from @geolato's bingo and @the-worms-in-your-bones's bingo

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campbenji · 2 months

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what if the very first scene of chaos theory is the news flashback and Darius is watching the video. what then

#also a callback to how jwcc started and ended with darius in front of a computer #except he's not in his room anymore #idk if this makes sense #but if it does #find me crying in a ditch #darius bowman #camp fam #c rambles about jwcc #jwct #jurassic world chaos theory #chaos theory #camp cretaceous

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creepywitchy · 4 months

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amigos, i have no idea how the reunion goes in the novel, but if for some reason we end up getting babe investigating and finding charlie on his own i'm gonna SCREAM SO HARD they'll gonna hear me in thailand

#pit babe #pit babe the series #i doubt this is how it's gonna happen #but if it does #oh god

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silawastaken · 7 months

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GOOD NEWS: I believe I have contracted the flu, and therefore I can and will be writing for a majority of all the time I am off school because my brain is too melted to do anything else.

BAD NEWS: My throat really hurts :(

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pantsaretherealheroes · 1 year

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yknow if buck DOES go into a coma and we don't get at least one scene of Eddie and Maddie commiserating then WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

#not sure i believe coma buck will happen #but if it DOES #i expect maddie and eddie scenes!!#911 #coma buck #eddie diaz #evan buckley #maddie buckley

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modmad · 1 year

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Will the Engineer make a speech if he wins? I feel like the Engineer should give an acceptance speech if he wins.

HGHFJD GOD IDK MAYBE THE MAN DOES GO OFF SOMETIMES

#on the other hand THAT'S ME THAT HAS TO DO IT IM SHY #also it is unlikely this will happen #but if it does #idk fellas im hh im small

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imyoursgiogio · 9 months

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the idea of fob and my chem touring together is driving me insane i need it to happen

#the small chance it'll happen is fully making me go insane #it probably wont happen #but if it does #i'll go insane #mcr5 #mcr #my chemical romance #fall out boy #so much for (tour) dust

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mxmade-up · 2 months

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I might be able to join a band

#I don’t know if I can do it #or if it’ll even happen #but if it does #dream come true #my stuff #always wanted this

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pureiceblue · 9 months

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Every Nintendo Direct I have the keep the thought in the back of my mind that if Eternal Darkness is ever brought back I know I'm about to be the most annoying person in my group chat for the next 24 hours.

#And it'll never happen #But if it does

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skulltorion · 1 year

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Rhythm gamers are perfectionists and you can't prove me wrong.

#rhythm game #xester's many ramblings #unpopular opinion #gaming #fight me on it #not expecting this to get popular at all lol #especially since i am a very small blog #but if it does #i am ready for the arguments

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therealerbeans · 2 years

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if kraken ever comes back it should be called "cephalodon" to be inclusive towards octolings since krakens are exclusively giant squids

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #it shouldn't come back imo #but if it does #cephalodon

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spectre-retourne · 11 months

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There are many different reasons to hate Homestuck^2, most of them valid, but what really does it for me is the painfully obvious and homophobic subplot about Dirk falling in love with trans Roxy. Like you just know the only reason Dirk was allowed to be one of these "transphobic gays" I've heard so much about is because he was latter supposed to finally reciprocate Roxy's feelings now that she goes by he/they or whatever the fuck. It's so painfully obvious and I hate it.

#i know hs2 is never gonna get finished #but if it does #remember where you heard it first #homestuck #ramblings

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debbiechanclub · 1 year

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Oh tonight on AXS they're playing the tag match where Okada and Kyle were both there but did not interact at all

#if that happens at capital collision #it won't #but IF IT DOES

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trekkiepirate · 2 years

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Going to see a jazz show at Gerry's Club tonight! Gerry’s Club is where The Amazing Devil filmed their Live performances of “Pray”, “Pruning Shears”, and “Love Run (Reprise)/Not Yet” While I doubt Joey and Madeleine will all of a sudden join in or even be there, remember the code for I have met Joey and he asked me out is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#it's not gonna happen #BUT IF IT DOES #that's the code #just a string of capital A's #because I doubt I will be coherent enough for anything more

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