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raurquiz · 10 months

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#Happybirthday @forestwhitaker #forestwhitaker #actor #SawGerrera #andor #starwars #rogueone #rebels #blackpanther #thelastkingofscotland #thebutler #battlefieldearth #species #panicroom #americangun #vantagepoint #southpaw #arrival #Empire #JingleJangle #GodfatherofHarlem

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nicasbookblr · 2 years

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BOOK REVIEW ⭐️ Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 by @lronhubbardauthor Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I received a really huge package last time for the Writers of the Future tour last month and it included this book and an audiobook format of it. As you can see, it’s a really thick book so I decided to listen to the audiobook at work and it took a long time but it’s time well spent. It’s hard to imagine the year 3000 just by reading even though it is well described so if you want to and you can, listen to the audiobook. The audiobook will help with your imagination: the background noise, how rough the characters are speaking or even how desperate. It’s the first book I’ve read set too far away in the future but it’s really good and I recommend it to you if you like sci fi 🥰 Thanks @galaxy_press and @bookstagrammerscom for my free copy of the book! 🔖 #battlefieldearth #scifi #postapocalyptic #bookishcanadians #bookblogger #bibliophile #bookstagramcanada #bookstagramphilippines #bookstagramfeature #bookishcommunity #booksofinstagram #bookreview #bookreviewer #igreads #bookworld #bookworm #booksbooksbooks #readersofinstagram #bookgram #booklover #booknerd #bookcommunity #bookstagrammer #goodreads (at Calgary, Alberta) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChXLF_FLMnR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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adamwatchesmovies · 2 years

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Battlefield Earth (2000)

If you know bad movies, you’ve heard of Battlefield Earth. I sat down with this bowlful of cigarette butts soaking in milk ready to have a good time. I tried my best and have concluded it’s not possible.

In the year 3,000, mankind is nearing extinction. Earth has been ruled for 1,000 years by the Psychlos, gold-obsessed galactic conquerors. When a greedy, politically ambitious Psychlo named Terl (John Travolta, AWFUL!) teaches Jonnie Goodboy Tyler (Barry Pepper) the Psychlo language and how to use equipment to create his own secret mining force, he unwillingly gives mankind a chance to overtake the evil aliens.

This movie leaves you scratching your head. Not because it contains mind twists or deep symbolism. Actually, the story is so simple it'll have you bored in no time. What's mind-boggling is that at no point in its production could this film have shown any promise whatsoever and yet, it was still made. The characters are either flat (any of the human characters) or so over-the-top they can’t be taken seriously (the aliens). To be fair, I’m almost certain Terl is supposed to be comical. These aliens conquered Earth, they saw our military in action, they leveled our cities… and can’t grasp that dogs were our pets and that mankind is only eating rats because of desperation. It makes no sense whatsoever.

The story is so poorly written I doubt even the source material (courtesy of L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the Church of Scientology) could be any good. It’s a Swiss Cheese plot with so many illogical developments only a blind devotee could've managed to keep this production going. This dull would-be action-adventure with some political machinations thrown in for spice fails at just about everything. It looks cheap. The Psychlos aren’t remotely frightening, intimidating, or believable. The acting is embarrassing, ranging from wooden to so over-the-top it could end careers. If it did come around and become so-bad-it’s-good, this is where I’d tell you about how much fun it is to ridicule, quote, and tear apart. Battlefield Earth is none of those things. You may have seen isolated clips (“While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer GALAXIES!”) but they’re not the show-stoppers you’re hoping for. They just sort of come and go, barely jogging you out of your comatose state. It’s not even fascinating to watch in a Showgirls kind of way. I couldn’t wait for the story to end so I could get rid of the DVD, which had been sitting on my shelf for years, waiting to be viewed. I had more fun digging for the pointless Easter Eggs hidden in the menus than I did with any of its interminable 117 minutes.

Usually, I’d try and find SOMETHING about a film like this to like, even if it's an ironic sort of like. A bad CGI spaceship that’ll make you chuckle, the puzzling scene transitions and camera angles, or a game you could play with the lurid use of color throughout, for example. That’s too much work. Battlefield Earth is a pair of underwear that's been soiled so many times it’s more feces than fabric. You may be curious to see it, even just the one time, but trust me, you don’t want to. (Special Edition on DVD, February 10, 2017)

#BattlefieldEarth #movies #films #MovieReviews #FilmReviews #RogerChristian #CoreyMandell #J.D.Shapiro #L.RonHubbard #JohnTravolta #BarryPepper #ForestWhitaker #KimCoates #SabineKarsenti #2000movies #2000films

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battlefieldearth · 2 years

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So what does a Battlefield Earth fan look like? Well, take a minute and a half and see. Then visit https://qoo.ly/3fas27.

#fan #LRonHubbard #BattlefieldEarth

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trioxina245 · 4 years

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Battlefield Earth, by Frank Frazetta

#ScifiArt #BookCover #BattlefieldEarth #FrankFrazetta

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ancientegyptianpyramidschemes · 6 years

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Wwave the fabric of your own 15 dimensional time matrix #toy commercial for all my alien girlfriends to weave as many #dna strands and hybridize as many #extraterrestrial species into humanity to allow ascension For as many inter galactic and extra galactic species as possible... this galaxy is special because it has a @flooferdoodles and I gotta catch em all ! All my Alien hybrid zeta princesses will end up in a #teentitans style #cartoon by #scientology and the #mormon #ldschurch so think #battlestargalactica and #battlefieldearth but we will play nice and have fun like #firu demands of us... we will all play nice and choose to work and aspire to lead good examples while colonizing the solar system and the galaxy... #steem.will become my #animation mill where I animate #voyagerI and II and make the #keylonticscienceanime #keylonticsanime EVERYTHING WILL BE THE FAIR as #starfire says... at the #steem #blockchain fair https://www.instagram.com/p/BoPo-yQg6xp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=idsmtf0iszwf

#toy #dna #extraterrestrial #teentitans #cartoon #scientology #mormon #ldschurch #battlestargalactica #battlefieldearth #firu #steem #animation #voyageri #keylonticscienceanime #keylonticsanime #starfire #blockchain

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freegreatmovies · 2 years

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O Captain, My Captain! John Travolta got his pilot’s license when he was 23 and has been flying ever since. He owns four aircraft. His estate in Ocala, Florida is situated at Jumbolair Airport with its own runway and taxiway right to his house. #johntravolta #ohcaptainmycaptain #livinglegendsofaviation #travolta #saturdaynightfever #pulpfiction #speedkills #thefanatic #battlefieldearth #faceoff #urbancowboy #lookwhostalkingtoo (at Ocala, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXvUeEluWRR/?utm_medium=tumblr

#johntravolta #ohcaptainmycaptain #livinglegendsofaviation #travolta #saturdaynightfever #pulpfiction #speedkills #thefanatic #battlefieldearth #faceoff #urbancowboy #lookwhostalkingtoo

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tentpoletrauma · 2 years

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Barry Pepper’s luscious locks go through some changes throughout Battlefield Earth 🛸 we discuss this and more on our latest episode, up on all the places! Oh and we’re thankful for YOU! 🙏🙌Have a safe and happy holiday 🎪🔪❤️ #podcastersofinstagram #podcast #podcastepisode #episode #filmpodcast #podcastrecommendation #movies #scifi #2000s #lronhubbard #scientology #battlefieldearth #barrypepper #johntravolta #forrestwhitaker https://www.instagram.com/p/CWqvcptv7Pm/?utm_medium=tumblr

#podcastersofinstagram #podcast #podcastepisode #episode #filmpodcast #podcastrecommendation #movies #scifi #2000s #lronhubbard #scientology #battlefieldearth #barrypepper #johntravolta #forrestwhitaker

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evanderlfragoso · 6 years

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Half an hour to Chow down and read! Yah! #lunch #lunchtime #salad #healthy #kindlefire #amazon #battlefieldearth #ronhubbard #scifi #dailylife #life #work #9to5 #dowork #doit #justdoit (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bntqf7cDfRX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ti5mx54b9qo9

#lunch #lunchtime #salad #healthy #kindlefire #amazon #battlefieldearth #ronhubbard #scifi #dailylife #life #work #9to5 #dowork #doit #justdoit

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pappiness · 6 years

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#tbt to before @starbucks started calling the cops on folks P.S. im all over @be_the_book page #pappjohnson #peezusworldtour #trel #battlefieldearth #book #starbucks (at Los Angeles, California)

#book #peezusworldtour #trel #battlefieldearth #starbucks #tbt #pappjohnson

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nothoward · 6 years

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I saw a poster for John Travolta as John Gotti. That's very exciting.

I'm thinking he would be better off trying something really radical like something from The Fast and the Furious, Ocean's 11, or even Battlefield Earth franchises... My Little Pony?

#john #travolta #gotti #marketing #business #film #cinema #greed #talent #actor #acting #movies #mylittlepony #oceans11 #battlefieldearth #sequal #spin-off #remake #fastandthefurious #prequal

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onlydeadhumans-blog · 6 years

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I do love it

#battlefieldearth #battlefield earth #john travolta #l ron hubbard #movie #scifimovies

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nicasbookblr · 2 years

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August TBR: Physical 💕 Nobody’s Princess by Erica Ridley World of Archie 121 The Russian by James Patterson A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson Outlander by Diana Gabaldon Battlefield Earth by L. Ron Hubbard ❓ how many books do you want to read this month? 🔖 #tbr #augusttbr #augusthopefuls #nobodysprincess #archiecomics #therussian #agggtm #agoodgirlsguidetomurder #outlander #battlefieldearth #bookishcanadians #bookblogger #bibliophile ##bookstagramphilippines #bookrecommendations #bookstagramfeature #instabook #booksofinstagram #readersofinstagram #bookfeature #booksbooksbooks #bookgram #booknerd #bookcommunity #bookstagrammer #bookreviewersofinstagram #books #readingcommunity #bookloversofinstagram (at Calgary, Alberta) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgxj_zzvTKx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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battlefieldearth · 3 years

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Man is an endangered species as proclaimed by Terl in this 60-second clip from the opening to @BattlefieldEarth by @LRonHubbard. Listen to more by clicking https://qoo.ly/3e5hd6

#alieninvasion #LRonHubbard #BattlefieldEarth

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naturalbornthriller · 4 years

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Kelly Kamalelehua Smith 1962~2020 #KellyPreston #Mischief #Twins #JerryMaguire #BattlefieldEarth #Gotti #TheCatInTheHat #WhatAGirlWants #BrokenBridges #OldDogs #RIPKellyPreston https://www.instagram.com/p/CCkpH_3Aes-/?igshid=4ysktybf390l

#kellypreston #mischief #twins #jerrymaguire #battlefieldearth #gotti #thecatinthehat #whatagirlwants #brokenbridges #olddogs #ripkellypreston

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athoven · 6 years

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PART 3 - #SpaceInvaders #spaceinvadersaroundtheworld #gamer #pc #mac #graphics #graphicscatd #nvdia #nvdiagtx #nvdiageforce #stormtrooper #starwars #startrek #babylon5 #battlefieldearth #space #galaxy #cosmos #alien #TheOrville

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