Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*
Jason: wait. Is that Tim?
Dick: omg it's Timmy!
Tim, on a date with Bernard:
Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?
Tim: *dead inside*
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one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?
bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]
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So I am currently crying my eyes out
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Inspired by a stupid twitter meme 😂 but this is basically how their first meeting went like
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oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
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HC: Bernard knows Tim is Red Robin, that’s fine, but he’s absolutely useless at guessing anyone else.
Bernard: “l know Jason is Batman.”
Tim: “You who the what”
Bernard: “I know your friend Bart is Robin.”
Tim: “Bern.”
Bernard: “I know Bruce is Aquaman. I know Connor is Nightwing.”
Tim: “Babe please stop.”
Bernard: (getting manic) “I know Damian is Orphan. I know Duke is Superboy”
Tim: “Wait how would DUKE be-“
Bernard: “DICK IS CATWOMAN!”
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this one's been a wip longer than your typical alcoholic dad's marriage and i prolly wont finish it any time soon so have this ig.
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Bernard Willem Wierink - Knight and giant ape (1908)
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bernard: i’m going to club you on the head with a rolling pin if you don’t drag yourself from your computer and eat
tim: you wouldn’t dare!
bernard: babe, i fought an entire cult keeping up with robin - a trained professional - in hand to hand combat, yes i would dare
tim: you’re genuinely frightening… it’s hot
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Tim, at 13, staring at Batman in his downward spiral era: ✨I can fix him✨
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Tim, 19, rescuing Bernard from a pain cult: I can fix him 😍
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Ohhh Tim’s in trouble, poor Bernard he has no idea of what has been put on that “microwave”
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