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suiana · 7 months

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hows hell doin?

it feels like a million degrees im dying

(yandere! catboy x gn killer reader)

bleach.

it smells like bleach.

his nose twitches, the stench of the bleach overpowering his senses as he gags lightly. the male looks at the direction in which the smell of the bleach is coming from. the bathroom. wait, weren't you in the bathroom?

he slowly makes his way over, fluffy ears on high alert as his face scrunches up from the growing bleach smell. just what were you doing that you needed this much bleach?!

he stops in front of the door, one hand on the doorknob before he twists it and pushes open the door. as he does so, he comes face to face with a sight that turns the doorknob ten times heavier than what it once was.

there stood you, lower face covered by a face mask as you poured a cup of bleach onto your blood stained shirt. you were cleaning a... blood stained shirt? did you murder someone-?!

the catboy's eyes widened as he took a step back, too shocked by what he was witnessing you. that couldn't be your blood... because even though the stench of the bleach overpowered his senses... he could tell that the blood that remained on your stained clothes wasn't yours. but rather...

"did darling kill that annoying pest?"

the catboy whispered as a smile starts growing on his features. you killed that girl that kept hanging around with him! wait, did you do that because you loved him back? were you jealous? god you're so romantic!

"holy shit... darling... darling is so..."

he mumbles under his breath, hands shaking as he tries to cover up the crazed smile that stretches across his features. his cheeks flush a dark red, his breath heavy as his heart grows erratic.

"ah... darling...."

meanwhile you were minding your own business, washing off the blood of the girl that annoyed you with her actions. seriously, you already rejected her but she just had to go and annoy you by hanging out with your friend, trying to get information about you. too many simps... your life would be ruined if they kept trying to get information from that catboy you call a friend. you just wanted a peaceful life for god's sake!

but too bad, life had other plans and now you're a killer that kills your admirers. what a peaceful life.

#suiana's sinners #yandere #tw yandere #yandere x reader #yandere drabbles #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere catboy #yandere catboy x reader #suiana brainrotting #suiana rambling

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latenightsundayblues · 9 months

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Billy's way of showing affection is a bit... Unorthodox.

(it will happen again)

Stu is probably way more pleased about the discovery than any other sane individual would be

#get yourself a bf that vehemently denies any connection to you but still breaks into your home to sit in a corner and stare at u in ur sleep #catboy coded #unrelated but I need to talk abt this #i just got a haircut and im like. fucking RABID about it #i finally look pretty in that masculine way if you know what i mean #im the guy you see exiting a starbucks that makes you instantly think “what a fruit”#im so fuckin happy im in tears I feel truly comfortable for the first time in a while #in other news I accidentally spilled green apple monster energy all over the pork I was about to eat #if I had a nickel for every time I mentioned something bad that happened to me related to monster energy #srry for rambling I just feel great about myself #scream 1996 #stuilly #billy loomis #stu macher #billy loomis x stu matcher #latenightsundayblues art tag

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lesbaurinkos · 3 months

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2024 is the new 2014 many are saying this. get with it. put on some cat whiskers and feel some whimsy everyone

#ive been going thru a lot of late. can u tell #and don’t WORRY everyone curious about the xiv catboys i am in the midst of typing out such long rambles about it. gathering screenshots et #but right now i am collapsing. goodnighties

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haley-lana · 9 months

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gay catboy porn? you mean

nyaoi?

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l0cal-catb0y · 6 months

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Hero!Ghoap x God!Reader brainrot

Had some insane brainrot while listening to music, this is going to be word vomit but like, i have to share it w/ yall and i didnt read this back so it may be a lil wonky (first cod post too wow) idk man its bad but whatever

Reader being a lesser known god who only has a few shrines and a tiny group of worshippers and hero!ghoap being incredibly well known and strong fighters who stumble across one of your shrine while looking for a place to rest. maybe it's abandoned or something but while theyre resting they investigate you and your history and end up leaving you some offerings for letting them have safety while healing up. Maybe you get a little excited cuz the heros all the gods are talking about are leaving you gifts!! just for being kind!! hehe you send them a sign that you are watching over you and helping them as much as you can even after they leave your shrine to continue their journey <33 you only have a few followers so you can actively pay attention to ghost and soap unlike the other gods who are so so busy. Ghost notices first that youre always watching over them when he starts seeing your associated animals and plants everywhere they go (can be whatever you want but im picturing a type of bird) and ghost feels unsure if its actually you but after it becomes a pattern he points it out to Soap who had a feeling they were being tailed as well. Now they start gathering little trinkets after their battles and leaving them in places that remind them of you like flower fields or by rivers. I feel like soap would become such a devoted follower so quickly while ghost is still a little wary, he doesnt know your intentions and there is barely any information about you out in the world. I think a few weeks or months later ghost would join soap in being one of your most devoted followers. I feel like they would create you an altar near where you live or move closer to the original shrine they discovered you at <33

also thinking about how they would react if you disappeared, specifically a war broke out between the gods and you get gravely injured and in a panic descend to earth by the boys' shrine before passing the fuck out. just the boys showing up to leave offerings but seeing you bleeding out on the altar, they both rush to you can try to stabilize you the best they can from experiences when patching each other up,,, once they clean you up they bring you back to their home and placing you in their bed, they sit next to you discussing what the fuck happened and who they have to hurt to get you justice.

maybe ill write more later but yeah hope yall liked my mess of an idea

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alliebirb · 1 year

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cringe compilation 🐀

#take these humble offerings 🤲🤲🤲#and if anybody tries to disagree with the catboy dogboy scale again I’m straight up killing you #yugioh #ramblings #shitpost #good luck to anyone who tries to tag charas im sorry #not art #except one

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yukipri · 9 months

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Do u ever think about how humans would look if we had cat-like skin. As in, skin as baggy and loose as a cat's?? How we would have skin loose enough to connect our elbows to our torsos, how our tummy skin would be loose and wobbly enough to hang to our knees

How someone could grab the skin at the back of our necks and it would stretch like a good foot, and pulling back all that flesh would noticeably distort our faces

What if "cat boy/girl/person" didn't mean human + cat ears + tail, but baggy cat skin

do u ever think about that

#YukiPri rambles #after midnight thoughts #catboy #catgirl #cats #i said i'd begin trying to spew my random thoughts on here instead of the dead bird turned X #u were warned

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hidden-havven · 10 months

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1 life left sure hope nothing bad happens to them..

plus more doodles (cw: blood (not very graphical))

g e g g i s l o v e g e g g i s l i f e

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp cellbit #qsmp gegg #qsmp baghera #qsmp pescadosdomexico????#q!cellbit beating the catboy alegations a lil too hard #but pop off king #q!cellbit has so much scarring like #scar tissue on top of scar tissue after so many years of injury.#like the outline of his entire body is probably bumpy as if he was drawn with the most unsteady hand ever.#i wanted to give baghera scars too but i don't know what kind of scarring would come from a whale beating you to death.#also i don't know if gegg could grow scar tissue. does he even have skin?? dude's just a liquid held together by a wooden stick and a dream #when he blew up he prolly just became part of the scenery #anyway im rambling gn #hidden's cringeposting tag for the sake of organization

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masterhallmark · 4 months

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Chase Young's monster reveal is funny.

He has cat-like eyes

Surrounds himself with cats

And turns into....A LIZARD?!

#Xiaolin Showdown #chase young xiaolin showdown #chase young #ramblings #catboy #lizard man #dragon #cartoons #villains #fantasy

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disaster-top · 1 year

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I think i know whats bugging me about the wednesday show, its the lack of platonic relationships

like besides wenclair there really arent that many friendships, especially between the male and female characters, theres always some sort of crush involved its weird. Dont get me wrong i like the show, just that aspect throws me off

#wednesday netflix #wednesday spoilers #wenclair #catboi rambles #its just rly weird #like the romance scenes made me so uncomfortable #no cause why did eugene have a crush on both enid and wednesday at a point???#some of it was so unnecessary #gomez and morticia were amazing tho they dont count kdjghn

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snekberry · 1 year

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it all went downhill from there

#rambling #i recently watched the new puss in boots movie and it's worsening my urge to give jon more cat characteristics #i love cats #i love....catboy....jon #the beholding also loves catboy jon!#sorry for being cringe on the dashboard #but i think im allowed to be cringe on my birthday

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wayfayrr · 4 months

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just got the best commission from @dreaming-of-lu!!!!!

this man has been living in my mind rent free and knocking glasses of water over alongside wild for literal weeks now and look at him!!!!! the boy, the man, the simp!!!!! he's so pretty and just gives me so much serotonin it's unreal - I mean look at him though. He's perfect <33333

catboy wild and warriors just give me so much life it's just so AAAAAAAA given the chance I just won't shut up about them

#I am perfectly normal about the links as catboys #as everyone knows #not secretly building a shrine for them in my uni accom no way whatsoever #definitely not got plenty of frames of the lads #not at all :)#I have permission if I were to hypothetically do that anyway though so It's all good #moss✧rambles #not my art #lu warriors #linked universe

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vampcubus · 10 months

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Catboy Ten-Ten has been more dick-ish than usual.

He keeps knocking all your potted plants onto the floor, spills coffee onto your expensive electronics, and chews up all your charging cables to name a few things. Additionally, he’s been ridiculously vocal these past few days, yowling into the wee hours of the morning, depriving you of sleep, and often garnering the ire of your neighbors.

He keeps running off when you open the door to go to the mailbox or put out the trash—you’ve strongly considered putting him on a leash. Sometimes, he disappears for hours on end, often resurfacing on your doorstep with his ears flattened, lips pouting, and random scratches littering his body.

When he is around, and he’s not fucking up your apartment or getting into it with the neighborhood catboys, he’s more aggressive affectionate than usual. He bunts your phone out of your hands so he can stretch out on your lap and siphon all your attention. He swipes the remote and your Switch under the couch so you can’t find them. He follows you around the apartment, maneuvering between your legs with each step, trying to trip you up. You can’t even pee without him having to be perched on your lap while you’re on the toilet.

Recently, he’s started this thing where he sneaks up on you in the kitchen while you’re washing dishes or prepping dinner. And his hands are always so cold as they sneak beneath your blouse in pursuit of your breasts, but you always swat them away. And his nose is glacial, too, as he roots it along your neck. And he nips you none-too-gently on your neck sometimes as if trying to mark you. You’ve gotten used to his wandering hands and the neck kissing.

But suddenly, he’s started this shit where he ruts against your backside, digging your hips into the counter, pinning you between the sink and the rough press of his body. And he purrs little obscenities into your ear while he does it, making your body warm all over because he is incredibly hard against your ass, and you don’t know how to deal with this because he’s you’re goddamn pet.

But the, I’m going to breed you’s and the Wanna fuck you until my balls are empty are starting to wear you down. Doesn’t help matters that it’s been a while since you’ve gotten any, considering Tengen runs every potential fuck buddy away with his possessiveness.

HSSHSISJJS BUNNY!!! 😳😵‍💫 god i need him in my bed IMMEDIATELY. i would fold so quickly. just pressing him to the nearest surface and fucking him since he wants it so damn bad, hoping if you empty his balls like he’s begging to that he’ll cease being an insufferable pain in your behind.

oh lord his loud, deep purrs when you finally take him inside you, knees digging into the lacquered wood floors as you bounce on him. all the while he’s mumbling and digging his claws into the meat of your hips and thighs, trying to jerk you up and down his impressive length in time with his desperate humps from below.

even after he’s cum once it’s not enough to placate him, his large hands grabbing at you.

“hurts…” he grunts through gritted teeth, his slitted magenta eyes hazy with lust. “please.”

and your brows raise in disbelief, because your sassy kitty never bothered with manners before. but now as your tight cunt strangles his throbbing cock, he’s determined to stay connected by any means necessary. even as the drag of your walls over his oversensitive dick feels raw, and makes him hiss, he bears it, holds your hips flush with his.

when i tell you every on surface…

#‧₊🌷˚⊹ ashi rambles #bunny <3 #you blew my mind with this ask bunny 🧎‍♀️#catboy!tengen #catboy tengen #n/sfw

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idanceuntilidie · 3 months

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here i present you my finished drawing of the cat boy

it costed like 5-6 hours of my life and my friends don’t trust me now but its chill guys