i love chaos so much i literally dont care about the ship as long as hes crying while takinf it uo the ass its good forme
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Happy Chaos: We do this the old-fashioned way
Happy Chaos: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*
Nagoriyuki: How did you make that so fast?!
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So Everyone does Agree That Man who Killed Baiken's Family is Happy Chaos, Right????
(i'm okay with the plot twist anyway...)
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microbes your guilty gears
some charm designs for april :]c!
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ok it took 5 months but i finally felt like logging into tumblr on my ipad. it will now be much easier for me to upload art
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It to took me ten years to find the answer to something
I forgot
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Tim: hey Alfie, I think you'll need more cleaning supplies
Alfred: ah, hello master Tim, may I ask why?
Tim: * cringes*
Alfred: *sigh* murder to prank war how bad
Tim:................
Tim: I caught Jason and Steph planning a prank and then walked into dick convincing Damian pulling pranks are non negotiable for any kid
Alfred: ........... Thank you for the warning master Tim, I will go inform the cleaning company about the pranks and ask for my weekly shipment in advance
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years go by, nothing changes :)
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My favorite part of playing guilty gear with my brother is doing character voices and making up factually incorrect lore
My favorite bits:
- Happy Chaos only brings 6 bullets to every fight because none of his clothes have any pockets so that’s all he can fit in his gun
- he also listens to Nickelback and if no one stops him he’s gonna replace the soundtrack to the next guilty gear game with their phlegmy alt-rock
- Asuka B# (pronounced B sharp) invented pop-up books and discovered the Higgs Boson, which was a vital part of creating the Guilty Gear
- The Guilty Gear was a literal gear made out of Higgs Bosons. It’s intended purpose was to absorb all the sins of humanity and get everyone into heaven, but it was eaten by a goat so everyone blames that goat for the downfall of society (this is what the “mankind knew” thing before every match is about)
- Testament’s scythe is a JoJo’s stand called “100 Gecs” that strips you of your pronouns
- Faust is Leonardo DiCaprio who got blackout drunk at the Titanic cast party and has been running around as a bag doctor for like 50 years
— The Leo in every movie since 1997 is a clone. The film studios keep clones of all the big name actors in coffins hidden in Area 51. Goldlewis’s coffin has Benedict Cumberbatch’s clone in it
- “Dog Kick! Dog Kick! Dog Kick!” “Giovanna you really need to find something else to call that move it doesn’t sound good”
- Potemkin is a Macy’s thanksgiving day parade float that turned against its masters and is now seeking revenge
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