Pretty interesting that although knifey will talk a lot of shit, the second after he lets his actual feelings of being unappreciated slip, he becomes super apologetic. Like, who hurt you?
- born human, had an experimental backup body that was Gatlian. Fiddling with the concept of augmenting one with his portal gun, this is the result
- Can make himself human again whenever he wants, just doesn't want to/prefers his weird little gun alien body for the Novelty. Other Ricks tend to be grossed out by him or weirded the fuck out that he decided to be his own portal gun
- His Morty is still alive and kickin'. If they're out Adventuring/doing whatever, Morty arms himself with Rick.
- He's self efficient enough, if C-137 could make due with the body of a pickle then I think G-33 is doing just fine. Able to fire live ammunition and portals on his own accord, has emergency bug legs if not having limbs is too inconvenient
H-95 / Soft Rick
- Lives in the citadel, has been long since estranged from his original Family. Has been working for the Morty Agency for years.
- Especially jaded and grouchy, even for a Rick. Other Ricks tend to go for low hanging fruit quips at him, he's heard them all before. Could not give a shit anymore.
- "Soft" in multiple meanings of the word, he has a soft spot for Mortys and is generally good with kids. Empathetic, does his job at the Agency well.
- His Morty was assigned to him through the Agency, aptly dubbed 'Hoodie Morty'. Hoodie's og family died and was portaled to the citadel as the single survivor. He currently lives with H-95 at the citadel.
- H-95 is working towards finding a Smith family to adopt Hoodie
- Gives better hugs than any other Rick in the multiverse
I-5000 / Nerdy Rick
- Comes from a universe where everyone is some flavor of nerdy stereotype and this was just normal to him.
- Imagine the utter shock and betrayal he felt upon learning that his place in the multiverse was being repeatedly shoved into lockers and getting wedgies, but instead of trying to fit in he doubled down on the schtick of being the Nerd Rick (out of sheer stubbornness and un-swallowed pride)
- Left his former universe behind after his Morty died in an accident, moved to the citadel.
- Some years later on he'd try out the Morty agency, and meet H-95 through it. Found him to be an absolute stick in the mud which was fun to prod at. The pair bonded over being 'loser' Ricks.
- Elf Morty hails from a version of earth where dnd type races were common place, he's of Elven blood. However that version of earth had been taken over and destroyed by an evil wizard. He's skittish and jumpy, and can hear trees talk (which isn't necessarily enjoyable usually).