#I PAY BILLS

[scramratz]

Please be normal

#I’m an adult #I fuck #I PAY BILLS

[annalyticall]

My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

#the thing is I'm not too old but i have also lived long enough to know how shortlived some trends are #it's called 'sometimes having a job and paying bills puts things into perspective'

[chloesimaginationthings]

This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #william afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #fnaf 2 movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #seeing fnaf 2 movie has been fully confirmed #I’ve been thinking about scenes in the next film again #and I just wonder how that first mike and Vanessa scene will go… #like I would not blame Mike for a second of he did something like this #he has bills to pay and an Abby to feed! #Williams last fuck you truly was dying without paying Mike #like I know he exploded but still #hope you get well soon Vanessa 🩵🩵 now open your purse

[hansoeii]

it’s okay, babygirl.

#who's gonna pay my therapy bills #this show ruins me over and over again every week why am i even doing this to myself #but ahhhh joel loves her so much!!!! #thats his kid!!!! #and he was so afraid of caring for her but he can't hide it any longer #UGH #the last of us #the last of us fanart #tlou hbo #tlou fanart #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #joel and ellie #my art

[dingledraw]

“That's not what I asked” comic (2/2) based on the lovely art and fic by @chernozemm

Part 1

#Aziraphale and crowley not being able to communicate properly??!? #I am shocked and scandalized #also I won’t be paying for anyone’s therapy bills #ask chernozemm for that 😂 #the opposite ending of my previous comic lol #still sad tho #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #my fanart #ineffable husbands #azicrow #ineffable partners #comic: that's not what i asked

[celadonlonghorn]

inkling middle school

(...plus an extra i had to draw for twitter)

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #my art #yes i am aware of the art errors in the crowd scene. i am trusting you all to behave better than twitter did about it #originally posted in uhh. october? in case you wanted to know #i want to make so many more comics but they don't pay the bills so they'll be slow going sorry ;w; #my splat comics

[ohposhers]

i dont even fucking remember why i drew this im sorry gang

#it jumpscared me when i was looking through my art folder and i realized i never posted it #lord forgive me #drawing troll shitposts instead of paying my bills #trolls #trolls band together #madoka magica #trolldoka band togethica au #that tag is gonna get me shot #i spelt togethica wrong on the drawing ik #john dory trolls #floyd trolls #velvet trolls #creek trolls #my art #ending it all

[lispunk]

me, scared of needles and on my way to get a tattoo: I should listen to the new magnus protocol on the way there

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #tmagp episode 6 #jonathan sims pay my therapy bill #jonathan sims i blame you sir #jonathan sims #alexander j newall #tmagp episode 2 #tmagp 2 #tmagp 6

[moonsbean]

In the saga of I’m a grown ass woman that’ll watch whatever I do well please

Bear in the big blue house is on streaming and my dog avd i are watching it

#shitpost #i’m a clown #i’m an adult #bear in the big blue house #i’m a grown adult #I pay bills #I have two jobs #I swear it’s for my dog

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[wylanslcve]

This genre of Freddy Carter smiling like a proud little kid after filming the most gut-wrenching scenes in the entire show.

#he's laughing at our pain #he knows what he did #mr carter I hope you know that you're paying my therapy bills #he's so pretty though #look at his little kazzle dazzle smile #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season two #shadow and bone season three #six of crows spin off #kaz brekker #freddy carter #inej ghafa #amita suman #jesper fahey #kit young #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jack wolfe #nina zenik #danielle galligan #matthias helvar #calahan skogman #sab cast

[sillyfreaktime]

my favorite scenes in house, m.d are the ones that go like this

wilson: you stabbed my grandma???

house: to teach you a lesson! everything is fragile, even the people you love!

wilson: she’s 92!

house: oh please, that old lady’s seen worse!

wilson: house-

house: wait! “old lady…” I know what’s wrong w my patient!!! she’s old!!! 🏃🏻💨

#and house pays wilson’s grandma hospital bills and somehow that’s enough to keep their relationship going #house md #I’m only on season 3 but I have a feeling that is the vibe for the rest of the show #james wilson #gregory house

[halfagone]

A best-seller 'rags to riches to prison shackles' autobiography written by a woman in her late sixties, who was finally exonerated for the murder of her late, wealthy husband after 20 years in Blackgate prison, is getting a limited-series adaption. One of the most anticipated scenes is a exchange from early on in the book, in which the author describes a private, emotional conversation she shared with a young Bruce Wayne, where she recounts details about the passing of her son.

Countless fans try to theorize who will be casted as a younger Bruce Wayne. Some think it should be Damian Wayne, but many point out that he's too young for the role. Others think it should be Tim Drake, who would be at the right age to play it. However, as CEO, he doesn't exactly have an open schedule, and they haven't heard him disappearing for filming all those months ago. Other people think Bruce Wayne himself should play the role, using deep-fake technology to make him appear younger.

In the end, their questions go unanswered until the first trailer airs online for the limited series. It previews the very first glimpse of a young Bruce Wayne, played by previously unknown 'Danny Fenton', and the internet-

Loses its fucking mind.

(Bruce might just be getting a new son from this after all.)

#dpxdc #dpxdc au #fyi the casting director was trying to figure out who to hire #and the producer just goes #I know a guy #and then BAM #suddenly danny has a job #he's not actually an actor #but he's a uni kid #he's got bills to pay y'know? #danny's not actually his son btw #he just looks really REALLY similar #but the internet doesn't know that ;) #can you tell i've been ready one too many actor au fics?

[gomzdrawfr]

[content warning: angst, MCD]

🛏️

this is a redraw of my comic from here

#wELP #if anything one of YOU lots rebloged this so i was like #huh #well i'll be damn this was quite the doodle #*starts getting idea* #:D anyways you may send me your therapy bills i will not pay for them #gummmyart #doodle #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #angst

[arthursfuckinghat]

Red dead redemption fucks you up man.

You literally can't do anything the same anymore after playing, I'm sitting in work thinking about my horses and wondering which one I'll ride to die with Arthur - I love them all so much that I wish I could save them all.

I even randomly think about the thimble Jack wants, I have no idea where to find it but nobody at hanging dog ranch has had it in all the times I've raided it.

I think about the sun and the stars, the dusty plains of West Elizabeth and the grasslands of New Hanover, I think about Tall Trees and the canyons of New Austin, the mountains, the snow, the peaceful times camping under the night sky.

And you find yourself yearning for it, despite how awful, unforgiving and unfair the time period was.

You can't go back to those days, it's definitely for the best, you'll lose yourself if you focus so much on wanting something from so far in the past.

Whatever you're yearning for, look for it in your future, your present time, find it and run with it. Life is too short to live in the past, live in the time you have now and thrive.

#reminder for me when I catch myself thinking too much about wanting to be a vaquero #no michael you can't #living free in the plains of mexico will not fix you #you have people to look after and bills to pay #but spending more time in nature and around animals will help #<- note to myself #but that aside #live as free as you can #mwah #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick thinks #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 spoilers #red dead redemption community

[realstrap]

03/22/2024

Help me get to a job interview!!!

It's scheduled for the 26th and I need ppe and uber money, this is huge and is needed ASAP!!

Securing this employment opportunity means we won't have to struggle as much to survive, but i need to get there to make sure it happens!

Anything helps!!

$80 needed

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm for p@y pal

#sorry we are poor #i really need this job #pls help me get there!!! #i want to be able to pay bills and eat!! #and get new clothes!!! #and take my wife out on dates!!