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#I don’t know why I made this
mcrbois · 2 years
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2007 - 2022 gerard way
welcome (back) to the black parade!
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Shen Jiu: *pushes Bingge into the Abyss*
Luo Bingge: You KICK Binghe? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Human stick for Shizun!
Human stick for Shizun for One Thousand years!!!!
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everoutoftouch · 25 days
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norabloom666 · 5 months
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jadewazzletime · 9 months
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thatone-23 · 10 months
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lmk divorce au cause i thought it would be sooooo funny
also the mk falling on a rock thing is something that actually happened to me at my dads house and my mom, was in fact, pissed
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raybatsy · 1 year
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He’s………. yeah he’s he… yeah
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squash1 · 2 years
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polyklok · 1 year
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Dethklok ranked from weakest to strongest
5. Skwisgaar Skwigelf
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Look at this stick, look at this absolute beanpole of a man. This motherfucker has negative muscle mass. Can’t lift up more than a guitar, I’m sure. I don’t think he would try either, “I ams gots to protectings my hands.” like he’s afraid of breaking a nail. A pull-up might actually kill him.
4. Pickles The Drummer
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The only thing setting him a little apart from Skwisgaar is sheer-fucking-will. He might be scrawny as hell but if he said he’s gonna lift up that table, he’s gonna lift up that table. He has injured himself so many times he’s so stupid. His old man bones and weak ass muscles can’t handle his own determination.
3. William Murderface
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Here’s a thought that’s funny to me; I consider William to be an absolute bear of a man but he doesn’t think he is. It’s like the opposite of Pickles; he thinks he’s weak as hell and doesn’t want to embarrass himself so he never tries. But, mindlessly, he’s considerably strong (as hell) and has often broken stuff underestimating his own strength. Also I think he has, like, an iron grip. Take that as you will.
2. Toki Wartooth
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You all know what time is it. We’ve all seen how ABSOLUTELY JACKED Toki is. He did labor work meant for ten grown men as a child poor baby. He killed a man with his bear hands. He could kick all the previous member’s asses at once and very easily. He’s the only member of Dethklok that is at peak physical condition.
1. Nathan Explosion
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You know how the strongest men in the world not bodybuilders actually look chubby because they have a thin layer of fat covering their muscle? That’s what Nathan is like, I think. Even though Toki looks the strongest, Nathan is an absolute brick wall of a man. It’s physically impossible to push him over (when he’s sober) and he could probably crush a coconut in his hands.
Also, we know he played football as a teen and the thought of his standing there while dozens of other players fail to tackle him is super funny to me.
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gayb0wsr · 4 months
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my brain conjured this while high and slightly drunk on rose, please enjoy
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maybeelsewhere · 8 months
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gilbir-t · 2 months
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scrooge in liminal space
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suppotato123 · 5 months
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Made a meme today
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spextronaut · 10 months
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I am completely normal and did not make a Newsies HSM2/modern university AU I promise
anyway here are the reference photos I definitely didn’t use nope not at all because I am very very normal
(thank you for the references @empyreaann ily <3)
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lady-evelin · 5 months
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This occurs to me:
Obi-Wan is not force-sensitive, so he never joins the Jedi; he is an omega who works in agricorps. He meets Qui-Gon because he comes to that place on a mission, and they fall in love. The alpha takes him to live with him on Coruscant, and Qui-Gon follows his work as a Jedi since the order allows him to have a companion. Obi-Wan becomes pregnant and gives birth to his son, Cal. 
 
Everything goes well, but unfortunately, Qui-Gon dies on a mission, and Obi-Wan is devastated. Since his greatest income came from the alpha, the omega had a small café downstairs from his house. He gave him enough to live on, but just enough. One night, Obi-Wan is closing his cafe when he hears strange noises behind his house. He goes to investigate and finds some strangers with yellow eyes.
 
The omega does not know of the existence of the Sith since Qui-Gon did not let him watch the news since he did not want to cause him fear and stress.
 
Obi-Wan takes pity on the subjects because they are younger than him, and he has always had a good heart. He lets them into his house and gives them food, shelter, and a place to spend the night.
 
The days pass and strangers leave very grateful, but the omega is always visited at work by an alpha, Anakin. Who always arrives strangely covered, but the omega doesn't give it any importance.
 
The alpha realises that Obi-Wan works too much, and it is because he desperately needs the money, so Anakin, like a good Alpha, goes and gets Obi-Wan a bunch of credits so he can relax and take care of his puppy. Anakin always teases him by telling him that Cal is both of their cubs because he looks like both of them, making Obi blush.
 
One day, the omega's heat comes, and Anakin is there to take care of him. Marking him as his forever companion. What Obi-Wan doesn't know is that the same alpha who is taking care of him and marking him as a companion was the one who killed Qui-Gon.
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occasionally-art · 8 months
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Freddy just really likes the color blue, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.
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