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ol-files · 1 year
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They keep it!!!
Still inspired by the Firstborn and their twin dragon brothers, she is today a great priestess of the goddess Eliatrope, the hidden love of Chibi and the dragon who will elect home on the island of Purple Claws where he will protect the Dofus of Shinonome, who will join your collection: Mina and Phaéris!
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freenklin-labby · 2 years
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they did NOT just start this episode with a full Amok Time reference
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rosegardenpink · 11 months
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quackity is so fucking funny holy shit
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'point his dick in the direction of some fissile material' never has misogyny sounded so -
FISSILE MATERIAL????
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leahswife · 21 days
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two things can be true at once
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summary: the aftermath of your nights with jenni. part three of "where do we stand".
prequel, part one, part two, part three
you were speechless.
here she was, aitana, standing right in front of you, looking like she had rushed here first thing in the morning while a naked jenni was hiding in your closet.
"listen, i just want to talk, okay? i know you said i shouldn't approach you until i figured my shit out but i have. that's why i'm here." she looked slightly scared you might push her away but apart from how she looked every other time you were together, there seemed to be confidence bubbling within her now.
when you didn't answer because you were too lost in your thoughts and quite frankly, still very much in shock, she continued, "can i come in?" she asked. innocently. absolutely and irrefutably unaware of the vulgarity that had happened in that room the night before. there were still traces of it behind, jenni's clothes scattered on the floor and both of your underwear somewhere in the room.
you cleared your throat, heart pounding in your chest at the mess you found yourself in and you couldn't quite look aitana in the eye. "um, listen. my room is a mess right now, can we meet downstairs? i promise we'll talk." she gave you a smile, relieved you were open to hear her and nodded, "i'll be downstairs. at breakfast, sí?" 
you nodded in agreement and watched her walk towards the elevator before you closed the door and let out a deep breath.
fuck.
you looked over at the closet jenni was still in and walked over to it, opening it to see a naked jenni with crossed arms. 
"i don't appreciate you keeping me waiting."
"jenni, get dressed and leave."
"what? so all it takes is for aitana to show up and now you're throwing me away like garbage?" she got out of the closet, with a frown on her face directed at you.
"what? no." you fumbled with your words, "what are you talking about? i just– we're just gonna talk. and i didn't know you meant to stay?" you continued as she walked past you and started getting dressed in a haste.
she ignored you as she kept getting dressed, which just left you more confused and more nervous than you already were, "jennifer, can you answer me?" you begged. 
she finally looked up and walked over to you while putting her hair up in a bun, "you're right. i didn't. you were just a fuck." she said coldly, very different from the way she had treated you the day before. you don't know why but that felt like a stab in the stomach. "why are you talking like that?" you asked quietly, like a kid too afraid to leave their corner and face the inevitable consequences of their foolishness.
she chuckled with no emotion behind it, "that's what this was, right?" you felt yourself shrink under her fierce gaze. you thought that's what this was but after the two times you were together, you couldn't deny there was something more. 
the first time, although she claimed to have wanted to do bad things to you, she had been so gentle, always asking if it was okay to do something different, exploring your body, always listening to your sounds of approval and what you enjoyed better and what not, learning how to move with you before she got rougher.
the second time was more free, with laughter and banter in between kisses and gasps as she fucked you hard and mercilessly into the bed. and after she would lay kisses all over your body and clean you and get you water, making sure you were comfortable. you would just lay back with a smile and tease her about how you didn't know she was such a softie. 
"solo contigo." she would whisper before kissing you softly. soon, sighs and moans of pleasure would fill the room as you went back to touching each other, this time slowly and gently. 
the night ended with you both cuddling to each other for warmth, you tracing her tattoos and asking each other about past relationships. "so, is it really true you dated alexia?" you felt her chest bounce up and down with laughter and you couldn't help to let out a giggle yourself. "wow, you've been dying to ask that question, haven't you?" you looked up at her from the place you were laying on her chest and saw her amused smile, eyes glinting with something you couldn't quite decipher. 
you propped yourself on your elbow and looked at her expectantly, waiting for her answer. she squinted her eyes at you, "porque quieres saber?" you shrugged, "because i want to know if alexia really stooped that low." you laughed at her opening her mouth in fake shock, "i'm kidding, i'm kidding." you kissed her cheek when you felt her fingers prod at your sides, tickling you. "jenni, broma, broma!" you fell back onto the bed, trying to get her hands off of you. 
she finally backed off and stood on her elbow to look down at you, "did you ever date aitana?" you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion, "no, why do you ask?"
she shrugged, "i just think there is something between you two."
"we are nothing." you claimed but jenni gave you a knowing look. you huffed in frustration and told her everything that had happened between you two.
"sounds messy. so if she had confessed to you that night, you never would've showed up at my door?"
"no, i wouldn't have." you answered simply and honestly.
she nodded and traced her finger around your stomach, "what if she confessed now?" she asked quietly, eyes meeting yours. again, your hearts starts beating unusually fast, something that shouldn't happen in any situation with jenni but lately it has. truth was, you didn't have an answer for her right now. you've wanted aitana for so long but with her indecisiveness and pulling away had thrown you off. plus jenni came into the scene and you started exploring something that was just supposed to be fun, but laying in this bed with her, having a serious conversation after having been touched with so much care didn't feel like just fun anymore. still, how could you entertain such a thought? jenni lived in mexico, you lived in barcelona. even at national camp, you wouldn't cross each other's paths. so how could you ever work?
you shrugged and stretched, trying to seem nonchalant, "i'd ask her for a threesome with you." you joked, not wanting to ruin the mood and grabbed her hand to intertwine your fingers. she chuckled, although it didn't quite reach her eyes. you noticed this little change and rolled over on top of her, locking her hands above her head, "can we not talk about aitana? you don't see me bringing up your situationships." "hm, cute you think i do those." you tilt your head at her in confusion. she didn't? then what were you? your thoughts are cut off as she sits up and kisses you softly. you immediately melt against her mouth and let go of her wrists to wrap your arms around her neck, kissing her back. 
"was that all i was to you?" your voice couldn't get any smaller if it tried to, disbelief and disappointment all over your face. jenni clenched her jaw and looked away. 
"don't take it personally, princesa." she said finally before walking past you and out the door, leaving you dumbfounded.
after having showered and getting ready, you tried your best to not fall apart at the emotions and anxiety going through you and went downstairs to the cafeteria where you saw aitana talking to keira and lucy. you walked up behind them and tugged on aitana's hair slightly, making her turn towards you.
"you wanted to talk?" 
her face lightened up at seeing you and she nodded, "sí."
"do you mind if we get a table here? i'm just really hungry and don't feel like really leaving the hotel today." you suggested quietly to her after she stood up. she looked at you with furrowed eyebrows, "pero estás bien?" you felt your throat start to close up so you just nodded and started your way to one of the free tables away from the other girls.
after you got breakfast, you sat down in front of aitana and silently slid her a plate of what you knew she liked first thing in the morning. even though she had already eaten, she thought the gesture was so sweet, she smiled and accepted the plate with a thank you.
after a few minutes of eating in silence she cleared her throat and you looked up at her, "i want to be straight with you." she started. you put down your fork and nodded at her to keep going, "i know how unfair i have been to you these last few months. how i didn't give you any certainty of what we were, of what i wanted, of how i have been pushing you away lately. i have been stupid." you chuckled at her choice of words which made her giggle a little before turning serious again.
"i thought– i didn't know how to describe what i was feeling. i only had felt this way towards boys when i was younger and even then, i wouldn't let it get as deep as it got with you. i just was always too focused on something else, studies, football, whatever. and i have been the busiest as i have ever been in my career and i thought that letting someone in that way would stray me away or distract me and–"
"aita, breathe."
"right, sorry. " she took a break to take a breath in and then continued, "and the truth is, i felt distracted. all i wanted was to be around you and have more of what you would give me and then i realized that i was excited for something else other than just football. and i got scared. i got scared i wouldn't perform as well because i didn't want to spend all of my evenings studying matches, or talk about it all the time. but then, when i didn't have any of you, it just made me miserable and that distracted me too and these weeks i've been sad and tired and playing has just got harder."
you took a good look at her and noticed the bags under her eyes that you had just assumed was because of her crazy schedule, "what i realized now is that you were a breath of fresh air, and i'm better when i am with you. you excite me and you make me want to know more about myself, and work on myself and be better and again, i was just stupid." she put both hands over her eyes and let out a sigh, "keira calls me a baby gay."
you almost choked on your juice for that, "tana, that's–" you let out a giggle, "yeah, that's about right."
"don't laugh!" she whined and you gave her a teasing smile, "let me finish." you put your hands in the air and nodded at her. "i have feelings for you and i'm not scared of them anymore." your breath hitched and your heart could really help you in this moment and beat normally for a second. this was all you wanted to hear in the last few months but now you felt trapped. how the tables have fucking turned. 
"aitana, you don't know how much i have wanted you to say that." you started and took a deep breath, "but i never knew if i would ever get that from you. and for months, i waited and waited, until i didn't anymore." you looked at her and saw her deflate in her seat, like a kicked puppy. "i'm not with anyone but it wouldn't be fair to you or me if i just ran into your arms." you said, soft and gentle.
she nodded, "i know you don't owe me anything. and of course you're free and i understand if someone has your attention too. but if you're ever ready, i'd like to.. eh.. what's the english word? court you?" she struggled and once again you couldn't help the giggle that came out of your mouth. "we're so formal now, miss bonmatí." she swatted at your shoulder as you giggled. "aita aita, i got it. i'm open to that but right now i think i just need some time for myself, okay?"
she nodded, "but can we be friends again please? because i really miss you and i promise you this time i won't kiss you unless you're ready or want to or-"
"aitanita, do you ever know how to speak in small sentences?" you teased, "but yes, we can be friends. i've missed you too." she beamed at that and scooched over the seats to hug you. you held her close and kissed the top of her head.
"but now i wanna hear all about how i was your gay awakening." you yelped as you felt her hand punch your side.
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gadriezmannsgirl · 11 months
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My Champion -P.G
They all look so beautiful with the LaLiga title on their hands, they deserve it!
Warnings: Suggestive content.
Summary: Your boyfriend is LaLiga winner officially.
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You were smiling hard, your cheeks hurted but you never dared to stop it. Pablo hadn't played today because he was suspended but he was there at Camp Nou with you by his side and when he told you he was changing into his kit you were full excited to see him finally lifting one of the throphies he had dreamed about of, while being a child. His dreams becoming a reality.
And you were fucking proud of him and of everything he has achieved in so little time.
You cried of joy when you saw Busquets lifting the throphy as the guys and the whole blaugrana fans, including you, yelled out of happiness as the club won once more, along with Gavi's family, all of you crying and from happiness watching the spectacle.
Finally after a little while, you were able to go down, you waited for Pablo's family to go down first as you congratulated other players but when you were done, you instantly searched for your 5ft 8in brunette who was taking a pic, with his parents and his sister.
"Amor, come here" He called you and made a spot in between him and Aurora. You quickly got in between them and the man snapped a few pictures, of Pablo and his parents. Pablo and Aurora. The whole family. You with him and his parents. You with him and Aurora and then eventually he asked for something
"¿Me tomas una con mi chica, por favor?" (Can you take me one with my girl, please?) He asked his eyes instantly meeting yours as you smiled at each other, when the photographer nodded you passed your phone to Aurora to take pics on your phone.
"Felicidades, mi niño" You said as soon as you got next to him, grabbing one of the handles of the trophy, Pablo quickly wrapping his free arm across your waist to pull you into him. You both smiled to the cameras when you got your pic, you grabbed Pablo's face and kissed his cheek, he laughed turning his head to you and smashed your lips together for a few seconds "You don't know how proud I am of you, Pablo" You said with tears on your eyes
"No, no llores" (Don't cry) He said shaking his head whilst looking at you with a small smile
"I can't help it" You chuckled "They're happy tears, I promise" One of the guys, precisely Ansu came to grab the throphy and get a pic by himself too, which Pablo gave him after you congratulated him with a big hug and a kiss on his cheek. Aurora also gave you your phone back as you thanked her with a smile
When Ansu left, Pablo grabbed you by the waist as you turned around, pulling him in another hug.
"Te quiero tanto" You smiled and whispered in his ear
"Y yo a ti mi princesa hermosa" He pulled you into him tighter "Thank you for always being here with me"
"You don't need to thank me, Pabs. I'm always going to be there for you, mi niño" Your hand goes up to play with his hair lightly, Pablo kissing your neck a few times. You hug him tighter wanting to be close to him in every moment.
"Your first LaLiga, mi amor" You say happily "And the many more who will come" He smiled
"And all of them with you by my side, mi niña" You smile pushing yourself off of him before grabbing his face in your hands and kissing his lips quickly and repeatedly.
"As much as I love the two of you together, you need to stop kissing and take the PDA to your shared apartment" You laughed at Aurora, separating from him but Pablo still had his arm around your waist.
Belén quickly threw herself to Pablo once more as you stepped aside giving them a bit of space, you felt Aurora's arms around you as you smiled returning her hug.
The ceremony was ending and everyone was slowly leaving, so Pablo after taking a few pictures with his mates went towards the four of you were talking
"Gonna stay at ours tonight?" Pablo asked with one arm around your shoulders and when he received a nod he smiled "I'm allowed to cheat on my diet today" You all laughed
"¿Hamburguesa?" You ask smiling as Pablo nods "Let's go then, familia" They all smile as you start walking towards the tunnel. Eventually Pablo had to change out of his kit, but he gripped your waist not letting you leave "Everything's good, mi campeón?" You whisper wrapping your arms around his shoulders as he nods
"Everything's perfect, mi princesa" He kissed your cheek before joining your foreheads together
"Good to hear that, because you only deserve the best, tonight's a prove of it. I'm one hundred percent sure you will have everything you want, Pablito and I'll be there for you being incredibly happy and proud" He smiled pecking your lips as you blush
"Everything I want?" He whispers with a devilish tone as you quickly caught on what he wanted
"Si, everything you want" You smile before pushing your face away a little "But that won't happen today, señorito" His face fell
"Why?"
"Your parents are staying at ours and meanwhile they know we do it, they exactly don't need to hear us going at it or anything like that"
"We can be quiet" You roll your eyes shaking your head
"We can be everything but quiet, Páez"
"WE ARE!" You laugh kissing his lips
"Sure, sure. We'll find that out later. First you need to change so we can eat because I'm hungry"
"Can't have my baby hungry, can I?" You shook your head as you chuckled
"And then when we come home, we'll figure that little thing out for you to have your especial celebration tonight" You whisper against his lips, pecking them thrice
"Can't really wait"
"I don't see you changing" He groaned grabbing his jersey and taking it off, throwing it softly at your face which you grabbed with your hands and pulled it in your arm "I'll wait for you at the car" You said smiling and jogged a bit towards the 3 Páez Gavira
"¡Oye!" You turn your head "Te amo" Your smile widened, you winked at him and blowed him a kiss, catching up with his family
"Yo más"
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Taglist: @gaviypedrisbride @stuckinaf4nfiction @elijahslover @azzpenswrld
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bearw-me · 18 days
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Lute x really flexible/gymnast fem reader with toned abs and legs that she's a little insecure about?
ORRRRR
Idk if you watch helluva boss, but: Lute reacting to her gf snapping a neck/suffocating a demon with her thighs like Millie did to that agent?
Your choice!!! (You might be able to combine these, idk)
i do watch helluva boss! blitzo's probably my spirit animal lmao. So i decided to do both! ( your request also strikes a nerve that may or may not include milly + moxxie )
𝐋𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐆𝐲𝐦𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫!
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𐐒 includes : lute x fem!reader 𐐒 cw : fluff, hurt/comfort, swearing, lute struggles to be soft, suggestive 𐐒 summary : Lute can tell somethings up with you, she just has to confront you 𐐒 word count : 757 𐐒 note : hcs i wrote at the start of this are included! loved working on this request it just took some time to get out p e r f e c t l y ~
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The lieutenant picks a spot next to you on a cool cloud, her black wings folding in on themselves firmly.
"Hey," she starts.
"Hey," you repeat.
And the way she stares at you make you feel like she knows somethings wrong. That classic, sharp stare of hers. It makes you shrink a bit more into yourself, hiding parts of your skin from her as if they were wounded.
Lute looks ahead, mushing the cumulus under her hands as she stares ahead towards the training grounds. You had been watching her train. . . but only watching.
"So, you aren't going to train anymore? You know I-. . ." Lute catches her voice with a hiss. Its so incredibly hard and so awkward for her to get her words out.
WHY
You watch with a little smile as she rips two little chunks of clouds out. Gripping them tightly against her face in frustration.
If she were scolding her army, or telling Adam to watch his mouth, this would be so, easy! But. . . she was talking to you. Her girlfriend, and she knew something was wrong.
Getting there, to that honest softness inside her was- fucking hard!- but she had to try.
With a new found determination, she turned her whole body towards you, eyebrows hardened into a flat line.
"I love you," Lute sat forward, letting her warm hands rest on your legs, "and I want you to tell me what's bothering you. . . You know you can tell me anything. I can handle it." She offered a reassuring smile.
With a shaky sigh, you turned to face her, watching as the dark angel now took your hands in hers, rubbing little circles into your skin. It felt like a barbed wire was clutching at your throat, nerves clamping around your heart.
Maybe she'd think its stupid.
With a long, shaky breath, your lips parted in soft confession.
"I'm just not feeling that confident in. . . in how I look," your tone broke from the weight of the truth, head falling with shame.
Lute let her grip slip of your grasp, the pair of pale hands cupping your face instead, insisting that you looked up at her.
Your eyes popped open with surprise.
The way she was looking at you: her golden eyes held an unspeakable softness to them, edged with those dark lashes that made her intimidating. . .
She's only ever looked at you like that.
And now, there was a little patch of scarlet blooming across the bridge of her nose. The sexiest blush that made your heart speed up.
"So that's why you didn't want to train huh?" Lute tsked you, wiping tears from your eyes you didn't know you had with her thumbs. "You remember that sinner I saw you kill?"
It was your turn to blush this time. Vaguely remembering that guys neck you snapped with your legs. "Oh god," you mumble, trying to hide and squirm from her hands.
"Hey!" Lute laughs, pulling you closer into her lap.
God she's strong.
She lifted your legs over hers, motioning for you to put your arms over her shoulders whilst she nestled hers around your waist. The dark feathers of her wings expanding like a protective wall around her back to yours.
Honesty is a virtue, she reminds herself.
"Seeing you kill that sinner was- literally the sexiest thing I've ever witnessed."
"Lute!"
She laughs, giving your middle a firm squeeze "You're the sexiest thing in heaven, and there's not one thing about you body that I don't worship." This time, she sighs, glancing you shamelessly up and down.
"Gods, I'm horrible at this. . ." Lute lets her head plop into your shoulder, glancing up at you in order to gauge your reaction.
"I love you, and its for a lot of reasons," she mumbles, straightening up in your arms. So close you can feel her breath on your lips. "Just don't forget that."
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Lute biting her lip until it bleeds
physical affection all the way with your body (she'd have trouble taking her hands off you when no one else is around)
And to put it simply, she may not tell you all the time that she adores your body, but she definitely shows it
supports you in anyway and always shows up to watch you during practice or competitions (on that note she'd be the one cheering the loudest for you)
she's super proud to be your girlfriend / call you hers
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squish her head like a watermelon whattt
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sunnie-writes · 1 year
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love story (taylor's version)
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pairing: wally darling x reader
tags: fluff, extremely romantic, established relationship and a secret tag!!
reader's pronouns: they/them
plot: Wally had the perfect date planned for you, with the help of everyone in the neighborhood, he could only hope for the best outcome of a special surprise made just for you.
sunnie, talk that talk: okay, so, MY MIND WOULDN'T LET ME SLEEP IF I DIDN'T WRITE THIS BEFORE LIKE OH MY STARRRSSSS, I NEEDED TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM SO BADLY. anyways, hope u guys enjoy as always, have a great reading sunshines <33
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You checked your outfit five times in the last minute, trying to find a way to make it look even nicer.
Wally had, suddenly, decided to take you out on a date for the night. He only spoke about having a picnic to watch the sunset, claiming that he just really needed to have you by his side that day.
That was no problem, you would be by his side until the world ended and you were nothing but another skeleton under the dirt.
Still, you wanted to look nice! The best you could. Even after being his partner for such a long time, you couldn't help but still feel the butterflies whenever he talked to you, hugged you or kissed you. Having a crush on your boyfriend surely was one of the things that would never end.
Julie couldn't help you tonight, apparently, she had to work on some stuff that was really important. That was okay, you thought before noticing how hard it was to fix yourself without the help of your personal stylist.
You heard a knock on the door, he was here already?! In a hurry, you finished putting on your shoes/heels and left the house, completely forgetting to even bring a coat.
The first sight you had after leaving was Wally, holding a bouquet of your favorite flowers.
"For you, my dearest." He spoke, eyes staring right back at yours.
"Oh my!" You grabbed the bouquet, smiling and blushing like a teenager in love. "Thank you, they are lovely."
"Just as lovely as you." Wally kissed your cheek and held your hand.
You chuckled while hiding your red face in the bouquet. What a charmer. He pulled your hand, walking both of you to a specific area, and that was Poppy's garden. Fairy lights illuminated the place, a table rested with two chairs on the center of the yard. Candles sat on top of the table, giving it a romantic atmosphere.
"Oh my stars... Wally..." You had your hand covering your mouth.
"Did you liked it?"
"Don't be silly, I loved it."
He smiled softly, feeling proud of his work. Then, he went over to the table, pulling a chair and looking at you. Understanding the message, you chuckled before walking over there and sitting down.
"What a gentleman." You waved your hand like a fan while the other one settled the bouquet down by your side.
"Ha ha, only the best for my love!" He sat down by the other end of the table.
You decided to take a look on the table, surprising yourself. A bottle of champagne sat by the middle, two flute glasses being next to it. In front of you, a plate with your favorite dinner with a fork/spoon/chopsticks by the side of the dish.
"You somehow keep surprising me..." You looked at him. "Oh my stars, everything is... I'm way too amazed to find the words right now."
He chuckled at your reaction, leaving a smile finding is place on your face.
"Like I said, just the best for my beloved." He held his face with his hand, cupping it as he watched your expression turn into pure gratitude.
"Thank you so much for this, I'll love you even after the end of the world." You held your tears back, it was not the time to get so emotional.
"And I love you like Van Gogh loved the color yellow." Okay, he was gonna make you cry at some point.
He popped open the champagne, pouring ir into your glass and his. After that, you both started to talk about each other's day, you kept finding yourself mouth agape each time he came into intricate details about how he planned that afternoon for you. It looked like it was a long day for him, you laughed, were concerned, surprised and excited about each part of his story.
"So, you borrowed the fairy lights from Sally?" You looked over to the mentioned piece. "No wonder they looked so familiar."
"Yep, and it wasn't that easy to convince her, I had to tell her the surprise I was planning which made her immediately say yes." He chuckled.
"What surprise?" You questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"Uh- oh! Look, the Sun is starting to set." He pointed to the horizon.
You immediately turned, seeing the sky mix into beautiful colors as the Sun slowly set it's way down. You didn't even hear the chair that Wally was sitting on moving from it's place, while he got up and moved to your side.
"Dear, could you look here, please?" You did as told, feeling the air evaporate from your lungs.
There, in one knee, was Wally. In his hands, a box with a beautiful diamong ring was opened to you. Tears started rolling down your cheeks.
"Y/N L/N, ever since I first met you, I knew I was a gone man. You held my heart at first sight, like a puppeteer holds the strings of their puppet. I was never able to hide how I feel, being a sincere man at soul and heart. So when I confessed my feelings, and you accepted them with such an angelic smile, I felt like I had won the whole world. Ever since then, I knew I was made for loving you until the world ended, I dreamed about this moment from the very first week that I was able to call you mine. But now, I feel like that's not enough, I need you to be with me in more than just a boyfriend and partner, I need to see you when I set myself to sleep and wake up by your side, I need to come Home after painting and have you receive me with a hug, or the opposite, I don't mind staying at Home all day if it meant you would come back at some point to let me love you for the rest of the day, repeating in a loop." Wally stared at you with love, care and adoration, which made you fail even more with holding back more tears as they freely fell from your face. "So, I now propose to you, will you make me the happiest puppet on the Universe for the hundredth time, and marry me?"
Your answer was a sobbed "I do". After that, he took the ring and put it on your finger. You admired each details of what symbolized his eternal love for you, and began crying even more.
Not being able to hold yourself back anymore, you jumped at him, making both of you fall to the ground. You captured his lips with a kiss and made sure to trail more of them all over his face.
By the window, your friends watched with tears in their eyes, Poppy being the loudest sobber of them all while Eddie and Frank hugged each other, Howdy and Barnaby looked absolutely relieved that everything went well and Sally smiled while shining her brightest. Julie, crying in pure joy, held up a polaroid camera and took a photo of you and Wally, kissing with the sunset sky being the source of light to your figures. With a permanent marker, she wrote on the white frame of the picture.
"They said yes!"
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sunnie, talk that talk: OKAY WOW THAT WAS VERY RUSHED. i didn't beta read, so sorry for any grammar mistakes TT, but i hope you guys enjoyed it nonetheless!!
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babydollmarauders · 1 year
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CHEESY — TREVOR ZEGRAS
trevor zegras x fem! hughes! reader
FAITHLYNN'S 500 CELLY!
🌷: “I'm too sober for this.” “You don't even drink. “Maybe I should start.” & “She's hiding behind the sofa.” with Trevor.
notes: i actually very much dislike this one but i’m sick and idk if i could do much better.
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heat licks at my legs, fire blazing in the pit in front of me. laughter echoes in my ears and i shift in my seat to take pressure off of my numbing butt from sitting for so long. i stare into the flames, tuning out the noise around me as my mind drifts to daydreams.
“babe.” i’m pulled out of my trance as my boyfriend stands behind my chair, placing his hands on my shoulders and bending down to whisper in my ear. i jolt in surprise, making Trevor and the other boys surrounding the fire, laugh. “baby, you okay?”
“hmm?” i hum. “yeah, i’m fine.”
“you sure?” i look over to my brother, Jack, shrugging.
“yeah, i’m okay. just zoning out.” i confess, and he nods.
“did you guys see those total babes on that boat today?” Alex speaks up. his words make all the guys, except Trevor, all start shouting, agreeing with him.
“that blonde! she looked like heaven in a bikini!” Jack says, and i wrinkle my nose in disgust.
“you think every blonde looks like heaven, Rowdy.” my younger brother, Luke laughs.
“what can i say, blondes are my type.”
“every girl is my type.” Alex smirks.
“but are you every girls type?” my oldest brother, Quinn jokes.
“i’m too sober for this.” i sigh, leaning my chin on my hand, which is propped up on the arm of my chair.
“you don’t even drink.” Trevor snickers, planting a kiss on the top of my head before taking a seat in the chair beside me.
“maybe i should start.” i joke, but Quinn whips his head around to me.
“you’re not old enough to drink.” he tells me.
“Luke drinks and he’s a year younger than i am!” i argue; but i know it’s to no avail, my brothers won’t change their minds.
“that’s different.” Jack levels me with a stern look.
“it’s different because i’m a girl.” i huff. “you guys are so sexist sometimes.”
“we’re not sexist, we’re protective. there’s a difference.” Luke says, shrugging. he stands, making his way towards the house. “i’m going to get a snack.”
“you’re annoying is what you are.” i tell them. pointing to everyone around the fire. “all of you.”
“what? me?!” Trevor exclaims.
“especially you.” i giggle. “you just scared me less than five minutes ago.”
“you take that back! i am not annoying.” he stands again.
“ehhh, you’re pretty annoying.” i joke. he takes another step towards me and i jump from my chair, sprinting away from him.
“i’m gonna get you! you take that back!” he shouts behind me. i run around the yard, Trevor close behind me, until i take a turn towards the house. i slide open the glass door and book it towards the living room, hiding behind the sofa to catch my breath. i make eye contact with Luke, who stands in the kitchen making a sandwich, and lift my finger to my lips in a “shh” gesture. footsteps fall short in the living room and i know Trevor has followed me into the house.
“she’s hiding behind the sofa.” Luke tells him, and i pop back up to stand.
“traitor!” i call out, making another run for it, but an arm snakes around my waist before i get very far, pulling me back into a hard chest. “let me go!”
“not until you say ‘Trevor Zegras is the least annoying person in the world and i love him so much.’”
“never!” i laugh. Trevor squeezes me to him in a hug, pulling me up so my feet dangle above the ground, and i concede. “fine! fine! Trevor Zegras is the least annoying person in the world and i love him so much!”
“that’s what i thought.” he sets me back on the floor, chuckling as he spins me around to face him. “i’m not nearly as annoying as those guys out there.”
“that’s true.” i tell him, pressing my hands to his chest. i lean up on my tiptoes, grazing his lips with my own. “besides, you may be an annoying asshole sometimes, but you’re my annoying asshole.”
“that’s so cheesy.” he laughs.
“you love it. you love me in all my cheesy glory.” i tease.
“yeah. i do.”
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feral-jackdaw · 3 months
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The Firelord's Morning Routine
A little Zukka fluff for y'all
“Good morning, sleepyhead,” Zuko murmured, kissing Sokka's forehead softly. “Time to wake up.”
It's been nearly two hours since he himself got out of bed. He was the one who rises with the sun, after all. Every morning, while Sokka was still asleep, Zuko would just sit at his desk in silence and try to do some of his Firelord work. It was pretty hard in these conditions, though. Zuko found it nearly impossible to look away from sleeping Sokka, with messy hair, drooling all over the pillow; such an adorable view.
Sokka groaned, without even opening his eyes.
“Come on, darling, it's getting late,” Zuko continued, kissing Sokka again, this time on the cheek.
Eventually, Sokka lifted his eyelids, revealing a pair of the most beautiful blue eyes, and he reached out to Zuko. Zuko climbed on the bed and pulled him into a hug.They stayed like that for a while, without saying anything. Zuko just kept running his fingers through Sokka's hair, quietly admiring how soft it felt.
“Did you sleep well?” Zuko asked eventually, pulling away to look at his boyfriend.
“Mhm,” Sokka replied.
But Zuko knew he was lying. He'd already learnt to tell, to pick up all the subtle signs.
“Did your leg keep you awake again?” he asked.
Sokka didn't respond.
“Sokka.” Zuko cupped the boy's face, forcing him to look into his eyes. “Why didn't you wake me up, silly?”
“I'm sorry,” Sokka replied. “I just... You haven't been getting enough sleep recently, it didn't seem right to wake you up,” he admitted.
“So it seemed more right to lay there and suffer?” Zuko countered. It broke his heart to know that Sokka was in pain, and he couldn't help him. “Does it still hurt?”
“A little,” Sokka replied.
Zuko already knew that a little actually means a lot.
“Alright, gimme,” he commanded.
Soka laid down and Zuko put a pillow under his injured leg. Then he summonned some warmth to his hands and placed them around Sokka's knee, massaging it gently.
“Better?” he asked after a while.
There was no response. Zuko looked up at Sokka's face and realized that he had fallen asleep.
“I'll take that as a yes,” Zuko lauged, putting a blanket over his sleeping boyfriend. He then wanted to return to his desk and carry on with his work, but the bed seemed so soft and comfy... No, being the Firelord can wait. Instead, Zuko crawled under the blanket and cuddled up to Sokka. And together they finally got some well deserved sleep.
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imajinxnation · 2 years
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May you please write something for a companion who loves the doctor and witnesses their regenerations? Like a scenario for 9 to 10, 10 to 11, etc? I'm sorry if this isn't up your alley! I understand if you chuck it. I'm excited for your upcoming fics!!!
You Witness Their Regeneration - Doctor Who Preference/Reaction
Thank you for the request, idk why I never thought of this!!
This isn't going by the Doctor Who storyline, this is my own storyline
Also if I dissapointed any of you by not putting 13, then maybe you should look at my welcome page, it has who I write for underneath each Masterlist!
WARNING: Angst and a teeny bit of fluff
9 to 10:
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"No! Doctor, please!" You cried out as you realized that the Sontaran had shot him right before he fell into the Tardis.
"Stay back, please, (Y/n)! Did I ever tell you that Timelords have with little trick," he grunts in pain, "to cheat death. I'll live, but you won't be seeing this ol' face again."
You nod, though you didn't fully understand what he meant, but you did as he asked and backed up to give him space for whatever was about to happen. Suddenly his hands started to glow a bright, sunny yellow. It looked as if the sun itself was burning him up.
The Doctor lifted his gaze from his hands onto you, "Have I ever told you just how utterly fantastic you are, (Y/n)? And you know what? So was I!"
It finally happened, his hands and face were engulfed by the brightest yellow you've ever seen. It felt like being near a hot fireplace, and he was in the center of it, burning away to form a new man. It didn't take long and the yellow faded away quickly, only to reveal the face of the Doctor.. well, the new face.
This Doctor was skinny and had spikey hair, and you weren't going to lie, he was also quite attractive.
"Doctor? How do you feel?" You asked, a bit cautious at the new man who was now the Doctor.
"Oh I feel just lovely.." he makes a face and runs his tongue over his teeth, "new teeth, that's weird. Anywho! (Y/n), my partner, you look absolutely amazing, have you done something different with your hair because I think it looks so nice..."
As he finished his sentence he came tumbling down on the Tardis floor. You gasped and yelped his name. You kneeled down to him and checked his pulse. Still breathing, just passed out. After all that.. who could blame him for passing out like that? You grabbed him under his arms and proceeded to drag him to his room to let him rest. You could ask questions later when he woke up.
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"You're going to regenerate again, aren't you Doctor?" You asked, noticing how weak he seemed at the moment.
"Yeah, I am, and I wish I could do more, wish I could stay longer, but it's time for a change of face. I don't want to go, but I don't really have a choice," He replied, hunching down in pain.
Some tears fall as you realize you're going to see him in pain again. You hated seeing the Doctor in pain, whether it was physical or emotional didn't matter, any type of pain he was in you wanted to take away. You placed your hand on his shoulder, giving his face a good hard look. You kissed him on the lips, this face on the lips, one last time before sliding your hand off his shoulder and stepping back.
"I still loved you when your face changed the first time, don't think I won't love the next, or any of the ones afterwards," you gave a sad smile.
He returned the same sad smile and looked at his hands starting to glow. The colour never changed, it was always that same burning yellow that gave off heat and remonded you of the sun. Another regeneration is going to be burned through, and soon you'll be met with a new face, a new Doctor.
Again it happened where the bright yellow grew hotter and more powerful, obviously more powerful than the last regeneration as the windows of the Tardis broke and everything was going haywire. The Tardis was crashing, he was busy regenerating, and you didn't know how to fly the damn thing!
The regeneration soon came to an end, the first thing the new Doctor did was check if he had all his limbs. You laughed a bit when he noticed his new chin and his hair a bit longer, thinking he was a girl. Then he realized the Tardis was crashing.
"Doctor, what are we going to do!?" You exclaimed over the Tardis' sounds.
"(Y/n)! My partner, my favourite human being in the universe! What we are going to do is not die, that's what!" The Doctor smiled at you.
You never realized it until that moment, but even when you were in danger, you always managed to make him smile, in all his regenerations... that's one of the things that never changed.
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You had already witnessed two of the Doctors regenerations, now it didn't make you as sad as it used to, knowing that the previous Doctors you have grown to love will be replaced with a new man. No matter what he looked like, you would always love him.
"Alright Doctor, I wonder what you'll look like next!" You exclaimed.
Of course you were still a little sad to see your old Doctor go, but you learned to look forward to who he will be next, what crazy fashion he'll wear, what food items he prefers next, and especially his personality!
"Me too! Hopefully ginger, always wanted to be ginger, but regeneration hasn't been nice to me," he smiled a bit.
This one wasn't like the other regenerations, this time it was almost like a flash, it wasn't like the sun, this time it was like a light flickering. An extremely blinding light, but a flicker of light none the less. It took you a second to grasp what happened, but soon you realized you were staring at the Doctor, new and older at the same time.
"Gah!" The Doctor shouted, "New kidneys, I've got new kidneys... I don't like the colour!"
You laughed a little at that statement, "You don't like the colour of your kidneys, Doctor, how can you see them, they're inside of you?!"
Before he could answer there was a knock at the Tardis door, it seemed like an angry knock. The Doctor got to the door before you could check who it was. Yes, this Doctor was older, but just like every other Doctor you've been with, you could learn to love him just the same.
You started towards the Tardis doors, into a new adventure with your new Doctor.
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ewitsren · 1 year
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hi, your writing is amazing! if you don't mind, i'd like to request baji taking care of his drunk s/o (but u don't have to do it if u don't want to btw)
taking care of his drunk s/o ft #baji
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pairings: baji keisuke x reader
warnings ⚠️: alcohol, drunkness
barrista's note ☕: hi love! i know this is super late but i hardly have time for here :( i hope you like it
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#BAJI
he loves taking care of you when you're drunk
i mean he loves it even if he complains and looks like he's having a hard time
he likes it when you get silly and childish, he likes the fact that you need him to care after you
but that doesn't mean he won't get mad when you act careless
you're likely to hear a lot of "i told you to call me when you're done why did you come home on your own?" "where are you? send location." "who are you with?"s
the one thing he loves more is to drink with you
this bitch here has an amazing alcohol stamina i'm telling you
"there you go, be careful." baji sat you down on the couch before he took your jacket and shoes off. you giggled, causing him to place a beautiful smile on his lips and take a second to look at you. "what's so funny, hm?" he sat beside you, caressing your hair as he looked you in the eye and waited for an answer. you smiled and nodded. "what's so funny?" baji lauged and placed a kiss on your temple. ''you're just gonna repeat whatever i say, right?"
"repeat? what you say?" you asked confusedly, unable to understand what he meant as alcohol ran through your veins. "aight, let's get you something to eat. you're hungry yeah?" you nodded at his question and watched him grab two yakisobas from the fridge.
"kei?" you called for your boyfriend as you ate. "yes darling?" he was there in front of you, eating his own bowl of yakisoba. "do you think i'll be okay?" your boyfriend frowned. "by what means?" "i don't know." baji leaned on towards you to help you drink the glass of water he brought. 'f'irst of all, there is no 'me'. there is us. and we're gonna be okay." you kept quiet, thinking about what he said as you kept eating.
"i wanna take a shower!" you fell down from the couch, trying to head towards the bathroom. "hey, hey easy." baji put the dishes aside and rushed to your side, gently grabbing you by arm to stand you up only to see you fall down on the floor again, giggling. "aight, don't move i got you." he took you in his arms and carried you to the bathroom, filling the tub with warm water. "you can't do it on your own, okay? you hear me? i don't want you falling asleep in the tub."
unable to get any other respond besides the giggling from you, he took your clothes off and placed you into the warm water.
"there you go, it's gonna be okay." he whispered word of affirmation as he washed your hair.
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auroralotus · 1 year
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Thinking about getting used inside a club; getting tied up and bend over a table, hazy from all drinks I had but so still so willing at the same time. My pussy is throbbing and leaking with need, making my panties wet and sticky.
I'm squirming, trying to move but being unable to and soon there are hands all over me, shoving my skirt up, ripping my blouse open. Then there are fingers on my cunt, teasing it by sliding up and down, making me moan and whine and the people watching me are lauging at it.
The fingers are leaving my soaked pussy and another hand followed after, hard and fast, this time spanking my ass again and again. I try to move but, as before, it's no use and I whine but soon there is a cock/strap forcing its way between my lips, keeping me quiet. I gag around it but it just gets shoved deeper and I get pushed inside that subby headspace I love so much.
The spanking stops and my panties get torn apart and another cock/strap enters my pussy, immediately clenching around it with need.
I get used just like that; the whole evening by different people. It's soo much, too much, but I'm still wet everytime and I can't stop moaning and begging for more cause I need it so bad.
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sorcerous-caress · 4 months
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Yes! Elves would definitely love the idea of visible aging, and I'm also gonna put some emphasis on older women because of the always looming stigmas of them being "Not Allowed To Age Because Ew" A.K.A COWARDS
Just like how we'd drool over old Elves, they'd, in turn, drool at the sight of an older humans.
Drow that would shiver in delight at the extra weight that clings to thighs and hips with age. Hypnotize themselves with tracing their human lovers stretchmarks, worshipping the marks that crafted their treasure.
Wood elves that can't help but run their fingers through salt and pepper hair, enamored by the strains; Often comparing it to the changing of leaves during the shifting of seasons. How wonderful that humans can fully embrace natures cycles with ease, their little piece of tranquility.
High Elves that can't help but long for the stern, no nonsense attitude that develops with time. Secretly loving the pushback that they get from older humans, how said humans would not hesitate to drag them by their sensitive ears for being rude; Relish the calluses and age spots on your hands.
High elves practically whimper at the raspy timber with each huff you give.
They'd all love the prominent frown lines you'd have when stubbornly bartering with a merchant.
They'd love the creasing of your crows feet and deepening smiles lines while you laugh even more.
God, I love older women
Exactly!
Humanity tends to obsess over youthfulness and always looking young. It's one of the reasons why the other species see humans as an immature young species that still needs to develop.
Human beauty strandards would'nt even fly with other races. They'll just be confused on why you're making such a big deal of the lines on your skin and using anti-wrinkles creams. Everyone has them, it comes free with having skin.
Especially elves, they seem like they celebrate aging. The more visibly a person looks their age, the more attractive it makes them to elves. Even their elders lack this mature look because of elven genetics, so they helplessly drool over the older humans with their aging bodies.
They adore all evidence and marks of your life on your own body. The extra fat, the pudgy thighs, the body hair that comes with being an adult, the smile lines and rough hands.
Elves don't reach this stage of their life until they're in their 700th year. Only then do they begin losing their youthful look. Yet humans achieve that so easily, it's hard not to be enamoured with them.
Life in its purest essence, that's what they see when they watch you visibly age each year. Notice the difference between you on each birthday, the way you still kiss them the same as their love for you continues to grow.
Like how a flower is at its most beautiful bloom just a little while before it falls off. Humans age like the stars that formed them, shining gradually until disappear with a supernova that echos its light for years to come. Filling the empty night sky much like they filled every empty corner of Faerun, breathed life back into these fields that they turned into kingdoms and cities.
Elves see themselves as the watchers. The guardians of nature and humanity. They came from the fey and as much as they try to appease the natural order, they were never moulded from it much like the birth of humans was. Their bodies never came from clay and mud.
And their akin to immortality lifespans is a reminder of that. The urgency of a limited short lifespans has pushed the humans into doing and achieving so much, turning the impossible into their future and persevering despite all the hardships.
That's what the elves see when they look at an old human with shakey hands and wrinkled skin. With a short tempter and jaded view. They see the evidence of perseverance, of a star at the brightest stage of its life.
Because even when humans get older, they never lose their sense of curiosity, and their thirst for knowledge never is sated. They still marvel at magic, smile at the rain, and laugh at jokes. They still admire a passing butterfly, look at every rainbow as if it was their first.
Because when they're 80. They're not just 80. They're also 70, 60, 50, 20, 19, 18, and even 1. They're all their past selves wrapped into one. They have never lost their younger self. They simply sprouted another petal to act as the main cover.
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jihyosdaughter · 5 months
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Hi, can I ask you for a Fic li!Khan and Lehr! Skz. The story may be that Khan was sad all day and the guys decided to cheer him up
CHEER UP!
lee:han
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TW!-this is a tickle fic,so scroll if you're uncomfortable.
im sorry that I wasn't active,I'll get better I promise!
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Loud screams of cheering knocked on the Jisung’s head, meanwhile his smile expression slowly faded away,as the performance ended. His job was harder and harder with each year, and he definitely needed cheer up,but he was too shy too ask for anything.
His head was full of thoughts, like:
"I'm not enough" ,"I don't deserve all that love", "I had to work harder for this comeback ",and etc. It was pretty hard to stay focused, and don't show off all that sadness to fans, to don't provoke them and dont get them worried.
When he arrived home,he flopped on his bed,not even managing to take his makeup off. He tried really hard not to cry, because he knew that he couldn't do it quietly, and the dorm is full of members who is obviously gonna hear his sobbing and pay attention to him.
His line of thinking was interrupted with few knocks on his door.
-Yeah?..-Han quietly responded, wondering who is can be on other side of door.
When door slowly opened, Han saw Minho’s crown of the head that's slowly peeking out of the door to look at his dongsaeng.
-You ok?.
-Yeah,I mean..Why wouldn't I'll be alright?-Han was just expecting that hi favorite hyung is not gonna notice anything,but Minho just knew him too well.
-Listen,I know that's it can be sometimes hard to get yourself together,but I just want you to know that all of us is always here to support you,no matter what.
Hyunjin,who was walking near the door and hear the conversation decided to sneak in and join.
-Yeah, and if you're tired that just mean you need a break.. -Hyunjin said,while climbing on his bed and laying close to Hannie just like Minho.
-I guess you just need a little cheer up,aren't you?..-Minho smirked mischievously, running his cold fingers under youngers shirt.
Hyunjin and Lee know looked at each other with the same idea in their head.
-Hey! Don't you see.. I'm n-not in the mood for thihis..-Han finished his sentence with a little anticipation giggle at the end.
-You always say this,lier. -Hyunjin said with fake annoyance, as his strong hands pinned his dongsaeng hands up his head,making sure that his current victim is not going to run away.
-Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna bite you..or am i?..-Lee know whispered, before burying his head to Hannies neck, nibbling and blowing air to his sensetive spot.
Jisung let out yelp, not only making his hyungs laugh, but also attracts attention of other members that are in the dorm right know. Seungmin and Felix,who was peacefully watching show got up and went right to the sound's source.
As they saw this picture,they couldn't help but joined, each of them pinning his ankles.
-NOOAAAAAUGHH!-Jisung threw his head back in anticipation of what is coming from him,making it so loud that the rest of the members went to him.
In few minutes this room was complete mess. Changbin was pinning his hands,while Minho and Hyunjin was still working on his ears and neck,nibbling, blowing air and doing everything they could to drive his dongsaeng absolutely insane. Felix and Seungmin took his ankles, putting each feet on their knees, while Jeongin was desperately trying to get under his knees,while their victim was kicking his legs like a madmen. And Chan was just standing near all this chaos and laughing,having fun watching this scene, just rarely poking Han's random spots.
Felix was squeezing his inner knee part faster then his teammate,who was sitting near him.
-Seungmin, come one, speed up!Don't you see that he is not happy enough!-Felix teased,looking at Jisung who was literally dying from laugh,his little tears fell out of corner of the eye and went right to his pink cheeks.
Daymmnn,you really wanna kill him..-Chan laughed, keep starting at this whole situation with proud smirk.
-NAHAHAHAHHAAA PLEASE I CAHAHNT TAHAHAKIHIHIT!-Jisung was desperately screaming with a big grin at his face,and next few minutes after this torture ends was just laying and heavy breathing, trying to process what just happened.
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Evelyn- <snickering> Omg, the ghost particles!! And then we ate the worst food from a chip shop because it was near the dry cleaners.
Isidore- Oh yes, I remember he talked about the rain ruining that sweater for so long.
Ashley- There's another one, that isn't a wardrobe review...
Isidore- Oh please, I've never seen these!
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Jonah- <sarcastically> Oh my god! I almost had a nibble. Only three hours in.
Evelyn- Stop it! I'm trying to take a video on how beautiful it is out here.
Jonah- You know that we live right ON the ocean? I don't know why we had to fly out to the mainland so that we can go camping and fishing at a lake, which if I might remind you, you don't even like to do normally.
Evelyn- You be quiet! We're having fun.
Jonah- Give me the phone and I'll film YOU having fun. Just pass it over.
<fumbling>
Evelyn- I'm trying! Just lean over and grab it!
Jonah- This dinghy is going to capsize! Why didn't you book us a proper boat?
<sounds of fumbling a thunk and then darkness>
Evelyn- Because this is fun Jonah! Ah I dropped it! Its wet down there. Do you think its broken?
Jonah- I got it. No its fine. Look there you are. So beautiful, so grimy and frustrated with how boring fishing is.
<Focuses on Evelyn looking cranky>
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Evelyn- You know my Dad helped feed his family by fishing!
Jonah- Mmhmm, well I can help feed my family by buying us some lunch, preferably at a restaurant, preferably one that has a dress code.
Evelyn- If we can catch a fish then we can eat THAT for lunch. That's fresh, lake to table. I'll be that runs at least a few hundred in one of your restaurants. Besides I have an emergency lunch packed! Its hot dogs...
Jonah- Wieners... I think you mean wieners. God knows I know how much you love wieners Evelyn, but... this is too much. I feel sea sick.
Evelyn- We live on a fucking boat Jonah!
Jonah- <fake outrage> Ev! Language. My virgin ears... I think its safe to say all the fish have been scared off. Can we go back? If you're interested in wieners I brought a footlong sausage.
Evelyn- <angry sigh then mumbles> Vienna sausage maybe.
Jonah- <in background lauging> What did you say?
Evelyn- <shrill> You heard me! Turn that off! You ruined my video! Jonah I said stop, turn it off. I'm mad at you!
Jonah- <laughing harder> Don't be mad! We can stay out and fish. We can stay out all day and fish until we've caught them all. I brought us hats and sunscreen. We can fish until tomorrow.
Evelyn- Turn it off! I don't want you to film me anymore! I don't want there to be evidence of what I'm about to do to you!
Jonah- <snickering> Ooooh sounds sexy!
Evelyn- <yelling> SHUT IT OFF!
<Jonah laughing so hard until he snorts>
<video abruptly stops>
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<Evelyn, Isidore, and Ashley laughing uproariously>
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