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ARTEMIS FOWL (2020)……. buddy it was SO fucking bad i cant even begin with it. i mean i COULD but it would be paragraphs on paragraphs you did not ask for, anon. in short, it was a heinously bad adaptation of a book series i loved FIERCELY as a kid (for the first five anyway) - had the fourth book signed! - and it was also just not a good movie on its own. they took everything i particularly loved about the book and massacred it so thoroughly that it felt like it had to be deliberately mocking the book or else how could they have so specifically fucked it That Bad. hoo boy. couldn’t survive it.
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twelve spending 4.5 billion years punching through a 20ft thick wall of azbantium, a material apparently 400x harder than diamond, dying repeatedly in the process, all so he could get clara back... like whether you see them as platonic or romantic you cannot deny that he quite literally loved her to death
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The space between Hunter and Crosshair that a certain spectacled soldier with an exceptional mind would’ve been filling oh help me I’m unwell.
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The Bad Batch 3.04 - Different Approach and The Bad Batch 1.12 - Rescue on Ryloth
I'm fine, I'm totally ok. 😭
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was nobody, NOBODY, on this fucking hellsite going to tell me there was no helpful "hey crowley, I've just been discorporated, no need to worry, I've just got to find a receptive body and then I'll meet you at the air base!" in the book??
so here crowley is, about to drive into the wall of flame in his bentley like an absolute king, EXCEPT IN THE BOOK IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GEARING HIMSELF UP TO DIE.
he's lost the angel he's been in love with for 6,000 years, and the only way out of london is to be discorporated, but he knows if he goes back to hell it'll be alot worse than that. so, whats his first thought now that he's lost everything and is about to die?
WHAT THE HELL, IF YOU'VE GOTTA GO, THEN GO WITH STYLE.
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girls when Natasha Romanoff says “see you in a minute”
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noah kahan really said growing up in a small, bitter hometown is about the rage and the hatred that's been sung about many times before but it's also about love and devotion and the 'all three of us were drowning and we didn't know how to save each other but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together' of it all and knowing people so intimately yet not being able to help anyone and he's morally grey at best in a lot of his songs and objectively the bad guy in others and that's just how it is and it's about substance abuse and normalised crime and teen suicide and country roads and failed exams and leaving and being left and love and hate and love and hate and love and
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Levi with Twin Daughters Headcanons
➼ absolutely SPOILS them. like if it's a modern!au, he'll be at the store with them because you had to work and he offered to take them grocery shopping so you wouldn't have to worry about a sitter, and he figured that since it's just groceries, they wouldn't be too whiney about not getting a toy. although he says no at first because they already have a shitton of toys at home, as soon as they collectively say "daddy please", he gives in, and whatever caught their eye is coming home with him
➼ they'll learn very quickly how to tug at levi's heartstrings. if they ask you for something and you say no and won't budge, you can be fairly certain that they're going to run to levi and ask for the exactly same thing and 80% of the time, they can rope him into saying yes
➼ when you catch them giving him a tough time and give them the talk, he'll give you an exasperated look afterwards, waving off your own look of skepticism when he denies spoiling them. if you mention them being whiney just to get his attention or get him to do something, he'll immediately point out that they got that trait from you
➼ around the age of 5-10 is the worst for him. that's the age in which they are MASTER manipulators of him. they know how to tug at his heart strings, are able to pick up what things he'll say yes to when you'll say no and although he's constantly telling them to quit pestering you when you say no, he already internally knows that it's only a matter of time before they turn around and try to get him to say yes
➼ they're constantly competing for his attention. if one brings home a good grade from school and shows him, the other has to one-up them and show off her grade too. although levi makes it quite blatant that he'll love them regardless of their individual accomplishments, they look up to him quite a bit and will always want to bring something home to impress him.
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