#If i make my connection it will be a miracle

[bsaka7]

Where's that post thats like humans invented air travel and then made it suck as bad as possible. well that's me sitting on this stupid plane for TWO HOURS

#If i make my connection it will be a miracle #If i don't make my connection my dad will have to drive 3hrs to come get me which like #Definitely could be worse #But then I'm stuck in a car with my dad for 3hrs #Which was the whole point of getting a connection to avoid #Sorry idk why u guys get my travel updates #Well I know it's cuz it's Xmas eve and my rl friends r BUSY

[paperlovesadness]

ooh, guys. So I think I just noticed a fun coincidence 👀

- Who's Mr. Schwartz? (...)

- I don't know. It feels like there's maybe this sort of a... Some sort of production going on in the background the whole time through this record. There's like... Someone's like... Setting up some lights and carrying a ladder and I don't know... And it feels like he's a... He's got something to do with that.

[Alex & Zane Lowe's interview for Apple music]

#I do see it as a fun coincidence or maaaybe like a subconcious connection #(which I've seen being talked about many times by musicians. Even Alex - #how they write seemingly random lyrics & then sometime in the future see the connections to something in their lives. #that they didn't mean to make / hadn't noticed when writing) #either way I think it's a fun & interesting little connection there #there's definitely a production of sorts going on in the background of Miracle Aligner with all the set up lights #and a make-up station with a make-up artist waiting #and wardrobe passing by (anyone spot any velveteens suits? 👀) (the dsncing shoes they've def got on their feet) #and the ladder man #although I always previously saw this whole scene as some sort of afterlife-metaphor type of situatio. but that's for a different post 😌 #Mr. Schwartz #Miracle Aligner #TLSP #AM #my posts #theories #lyric parallels

[xipiti]

#john rogers #generative ai #and why it’s shit #throwing predictive text or pixels at a wall will never equal a well-crafted story or image #all the tiny details and specific placement of a word or a color or composition #that tell you a thinking and feeling mind made this #that give you a little spark of connection with the crafter ‘oh I see what you did there!’ #or a mistake turned spontaneously into a miracle that makes the whole work better #it’s devastating to me that we’re training people to just blink and smile at the shiny thing and then instantly move on #not that everything has to be deep #but even the simplest line drawing has a vibe to it that a computer tossing the most-similar pixels onto a screen will never have #fuck ai #you can block that tag if you’re tired of my existential crisis about tech bros thinking they can automate creativity

[area51-escapee]

Begging true crime armchair detectives to understand that you are not Sherlock Holmes you are not special you will not solve the next big case you are doing nothing but putting misinformation out there and spreading harmful rumors and stereotypes. Real life and real tragedies are not murder mystery games you are actively harming people with your insane theories you are centering yourselves rather than the victims you are speaking over survivors and families and friends you are making up batshit insane lies just because you have a “feeling” and it’s not okay it’s not harmless it’s legitimately dangerous and heartless and it’s fucking disgusting how you refuse to see that

#I understand having an interest in true crime I understand wanting to follow certain cases #but having an internet connection does not give you to credentials and the ability to solve a case #and these are real people who deserve respect when you speak about them and there are families and survivors who ask for stories to be #shared to raise awareness #but making wild guesses and accusations is not spreading awareness #it’s attention seeking its clout chasing and its dangerous #it is not ‘suspicious’ that a women survived a massacre it’s a fucking /miracle/ #and to begin placing doubt and blame and suspicion on her just to grab people’s attention and make the case sound ‘juicer’ #is fucking appalling how fucking dare you #it’s happening with this case a tiktoker is getting rightfully sued for making wild accusations against a woman who was a complete stranger #to her #about a case she has absolutely nothing to do with #it happened with the gabby petito case #there were goddamn self proclaimed ‘psychics’ posting videos #claiming they could ~feel her spirit~ #claiming she was absolutely alive or claiming she died this way and that and they knew for sure because they were ‘psychic’ #I think people who claim to be psychic to prey on grieving families and draw attention from big cases are fucking disgusting #it happened here!!!! in my town!!!!!!! #a woman was kidnapped!!!!! #and instead of focusing on her and helping her everyone focused one one interview her boyfriend gave on the news #I saw this interview myself as it aired #and people online were claiming they knew for sure he absolutely did it it had to be him he HAD to be guilty #and while it’s true they often investigate the partner first in these cases #these armchair detectives were claiming he was just like Chris fucking watts #‘because he moved his arms a certain way’ #because behavior analysis videos have poisoned people’s brains into seeing every blink every stretch every twitch as suspicious #the case was solved shortly later. he had absolutely nothing to do with it. this man lost his wife and child and was deemed guilty #by the Internet. because he raised his arms above his head in stress???? #fuck off #it’s fucking gross

[seoafin]

ok i will preface this by saying i have JUST recently discovered the ripverse (i am kicking my legs giggling twirling a phone cord reading all the asks and like. supplementals you’ve posted/people have sent in though have NO fear) but something about how rip!mc was supposed to die at 16 but was saved by love really stuck with me. and i think this is kinda similar to what the other anon said (hi) but i also never felt like i was meant to live long like not even through anything tragic just like. i could not picture a future for myself! and high school was desolate enough as is but no one i knew there could picture me having a future either which did not help things. so i kinda drifted through just in the back of my head knowing i was gonna be gone soon and being okay with that. and then i went to college and i met my friends and my ex and i’ve never mentioned it to them and idk if i will bc the feeling isn’t completely gone but just through existing in my life they did kinda save me. or at least made me consider myself as a permanent living thing and that life wasn’t just something happening to me but was my actually life. and idk if this makes sense but i love the idea of being saved by love and how people really can have such a positive impact sometimes without even knowing it. like what is the point to anything if not to love and be loved. and i think being saved by it kinda exemplifies that perfectly. anyway thank you for writing the ripverse and through that giving me a reason to ramble about love <3

me sobbing and blowing my nose into a tissue: i-it's about l-l-l-love.....

#WAHHHHHH #im so happy you found people! life really is about the people you meet and the connections you make! #i can't imagine living a life without the people i regard as my friends i truly think friendship and companionship and love saved me #and i try the best to convey the sentiment whenever i can #also i was also definitely a late bloomer i met my best friend in hs but i didn't really have more than one friend until college! #i met one of my closest friends my junior year and a group of people my senior year and a bunch of ppl during my program in japan! #idk...it really is about love you know. people just existing can have such a big impact on your life like even now i can't believe #that out of all the people that were born all the decisions all the different ways life could've turned out #i got to meet all the people in my life not to sound sappy but it actually makes me believe in miracles <3 #anyway thank u for rambling about love in my inbox i appreciate you so much #f

[robinsceramics]

whenever I think about how your skills are only IMPROVING I get so excited because you have SUCH an eye for shape and colour and you do it so well I look at my little friends and I get so happy just looking at them, God bless you!

aww thank you so much <333 😊

#this made me happy 😊 #I'm so glad your sculptures make you happy :) I'm SO GLAD they arrived mostly safe at last too ah what a miracle #I too am super excited about my skills improving!! :D #I had a breakthrough about how to make animal toes recently and WOW it has made EVERYTHING so much better #and I'm studying anatomy in spare moments so that I can really nail things like muscle connections and legs and and and stuff like that :D #I'm learning how to make pots with LIDS in class (!!!) and then I'll be learning handles for mugs (!!!) and then PERSONAL PROJECT TIME :O #oughhhh

[calamitouscynic]

OH IM A GENIUS

url and pfp change incoming lol, standby

#mine #text #kieran talks #i finally figured it out #we're returning to deepfried homestuck jokes that only make it out of my brain #after being flung into the ether and back six times so if anyone makes the connection besides me #itll be a fucking miracle #pfp might take a hot minute or week but it'll be changing too

[oasatelematics]

the secret actually good "they both die at the end" that lives in my head

#little more than halfway through now #and the writing style is still cringe #like I'm sorry but you can't convince me this is what the internal monologue of a teenager sounds like #the references to pop culture/social media and use of slang feel so forced #and with every page silvera seems to just dump beloved memories of the main characters on us as if to say #look! look how Human they are! they loved their family! feel Connected to them! be Sad that they'll die! #like I love the concept and the idea but the execution is just so mid and lukewarm that it's a miracle I even feel attached #to the characters at all #feel like my writer friends could write this book much better don't @ me im right #my writer friends if you're reading this I know you'd make me insane if any of you had written this instead I just know it #anyway. it's like a generous 6/10 so far. very generous #vegan.txt #this is goodreads for me btw this is where my book reviews will go if I ever write any more #straight into the tumblr post tags

[youremyonlyhope]

Trichotillomania is weird.

Because just now I was reading a bit in the trich subreddit, and as I scrolled with my right hand I could literally feel my left hand want to pull hair. So I was like “No. Don’t.” and the feeling stopped. Then I put my attention back into reading whatever post I was on and the urge was instantly back the moment I stopped focusing on not pulling. I actually nearly pulled before I noticed and stopped.

I can’t tell yet if reading about other people’s experiences is helpful or not. On one hand it makes me want to pull, but on the other hand it makes me hyperaware of the urge to pull so I’m more likely to choose not to rather than absentmindedly do it. So I guess it’s neutrally good?

Anyway. I gotta go get box braids to see if this will help me fight the urge.

#trichotillomania #oh yeah i have trich #goes hand in hand with the anxiety and ocd #i thought i'd mentioned it before but i searched my blog and didn't see any posts so yay #i think a braiding place near me might be the way to go since their reviews look good and the location looks good too #since so many braiding places are holes in the wall that i'm sure do amazing work but i've never gotten my hair professionally braided #so i'd rather go somewhere that has an actual website and a large legit space #since i don't personally have the connections of 'my cousin works at this salon' or 'auntie works at that salon' or 'friend's sister braids' #since that's usually the reason you go to those hole in the wall places because you already know the braiders there. #i know that mini twists definitely help me fight the pulling urge but it takes me 2-4 days to do mini twists on my whole head myself #since i prefer having like 150+ twists in my head and i have to do my own parting and my arms get tired easily #having someone else do braids (or maybe mini twists) for me would be much easier and faster #also i've literally been pulling since i was like 16 or probably earlier but 16 was when i was like oh i pull my hair and acknowledged it #then 24 i think was when i was like 'ok this is a problem and not just a habit' because yay pandemic #making all my mental illnesses much more pronounced and the reason i started wearing mini twists more often #also i want to go so i can confirm that i don't have bald spots. that's my fear. #i should have known at age 20 when i was worried about a hairstylist finding bald spots that i had an issue. 24 was too late. #i can ask the braider if she notices any. but then again i think if i know i have any it will make me freak out... hmm... #anyway i'm posting this partially because i need to dye my hair with henna before i do anything to my hair #because my greys have like 2 inches of new growth. it's a miracle i don't pull my greys. i like them too much to pull them. #i'm actually sad when i see a grey in my hairbrush. i like that they're now all bright orange from the henna #i actually want MORE greys so i can make them be orange highlights #so yeah gonna henna my hair tomorrow after my therapy appointment and then figure out when/where i will get my hair braided #and i'll get that done either next week or the following week

[imagopersonal]

Aziraphale was about to confess too before Metatron and his coffee came into the bookshop;

Okay, hear me out. In 2x02, when they’re talking about “how people fall in love”, Crowley talks about sudden rainstorms,

which is an obvious reference to how he fell in love, about 6000 years earlier (poor demon thinks everyone falls in love the way he did)

Aziraphale doesn’t get it and answers “seems a bit unlikely”. He didn’t connect the dots, he doesn’t think Crowley loves him that way. All he knows about falling in love is what he read in books. Of course he fell in love with Crowley too, but I’m pretty sure he did in ‘41 when Crowley saved his books from a bomb, and that’s a bit hard to recreate, so… balls.

That’s his idea, you make two people dance together and they magically fall in love, which is so in-character I want to scream. Now let’s get to 2x05. We know Aziraphale always tried to avoid organizing those meetings, but he’s suddenly so excited about it he is WILLING TO GIVE AWAY HIS BOOKS. Why would he do something like that? There’s no way it’s actually to make Maggie and Nina fall in love. At that point, Muriel doesn’t even care anymore about it, they all know the truth about the miracle is about to be revealed, so there’s no point in being so persistent about Maggie and Nina’s relationship. He’s an angel; of course he cares about humans being happy, but I don’t think he cares so much about two semi-strangers’ love life that he’s willing to give away BOOKS for the off chance that the Jane Austen method will actually work on two humans he knows nothing about. So, my conclusion is, he’s organizing that night for him and Crowley. They are the ones that he hopes realize they’re deeply in love with each other, and that is something worth giving away books for. Which explains why he’s so excited but also a bit scared when he asks Crowley to dance with him.

It explains why he ignores the fact that Crowley is trying to tell him that something important and dangerous is about to happen, just so they can have a little dance. It also explains this reaction when he sees Gabriel and Beelzebub being in love with each other

and the way he looks at Crowley while they’re talking about them.

I mean, I know he always stares lovingly at him, but not like that, right? That’s a face that screams “I’m so going to tell you I love you when all this is over”.

So, my point is:

Fuck Metatron.

That’s my point.

Imago

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #media analysis

[swingxilly]

Sometimes work is stressing you enough that you start to look forward to the upcoming school weeks

#for context: school is the WORST #i mean its hopefully gonna be less terrible bc i hope we write less tests #since its over soon anyway #but like..... we have to stay in dorms #and i always miss my apartment :( #i cant eat any nice cooked food... #its a miracle it hasnt triggered anything from my whole illness thing #honestly this proves the way i eat literally isnt as important as certain people claim it is #and of course i miss my tv and my own bed and my clothes where im not limited to a suitcase #and i miss being able to make plans #like you cant do anything #bc youre 3 hours away from your home by train #cant really go back and hang out with my mom for example #or do anything thats actually connected to my life #but!!!! my class is cool and thats pretty nice #idk why im ranting about school rn

[theemporium]

technically the first proper introduction into the charles and blitz world despite how much we talk about them!!

series masterlist

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“If you die, can I get your Pista?”

Charles lifted his head, shooting you an unimpressed look. 

“What? I just thought we should cover all bases,” you defended, knocking your shoulder against his. 

You knew exactly what was going through his head. You knew he was overthinking the whole thing, making up the worst assumptions and how it could affect the time he would have to take off training. You knew he was working himself up like he tended to do, falling silent and allowing his only company to be himself.

It was the exact reason you insisted on coming with him.

“And out of everything I own, you want my car?” Charles questioned, his eyebrows raised. 

“Yeah well, you treat that thing like your baby—minus the parking skills,” you said with an innocent smile spread across your face. “Surely that makes me a step-mother or some sort of parental figure.”

“The way your brain works amazes me every day,” he murmured with a shake of his head.

“You love me,” you sang, nudging his shoulder once again and, this time, he lifted his arm to wrap it around your shoulder. 

“Unfortunately, I do. Even when you’ve started planning for my death before I go into surgery,” he mused, but you could hear the underlying hint of fear. The one he didn’t really want to admit, but the one that you saw as clear as day anyways.

“Everything is gonna be fine,” you reassured him and lightly squeezed his knee. “Who else am I gonna look down on the top step of the podium if not you?” 

He rolled his eyes. “It is truly a miracle I love you.”

“I’m the best thing in your life and you know it, Leclerc,” you countered, poking his side. 

Charles’ face softened. “Yeah, you are.” 

“Charles Leclerc!” 

He turned to look at the nurse who was waiting for him by the doors, a kind and welcoming smile on her face. You watched the way his face dropped a little, the way his body tensed against yours and you squeezed his knee again. 

“You’re coming back to me, Charlie. It’ll be fine.”

…

“Tu es si jolie, mon amour.”

*You are so pretty, my love.

“English, Charlie. My French is lacklustre at best.”

“Tu es l’amour de ma vie!” 

*You are the love of my life!

You sighed deeply, taking a glance at the boy in the passenger seat of the car. He had a lovesick smile on his face, his cheeks flushed pink and a little bit of drool on the edge of his mouth. He looked adorable—and fucking hilarious if the pictures you sent to his brothers were anything.

However, since the second he had woken up from the procedure, Charles seemed adamant on only rambling your ear off in French. No Italian or English to be heard. Just French. Just the one damn language that you were hopeless in, despite the many years you knew the Monegasque.

“J’ai hâte de t’épouser,” he sighed dreamily as he stared at you with an expression that made your chest tighten.

*I can’t wait to marry you

“I don’t know what you said but me too, buddy,” you said as you reached over to softly pat his thigh. 

However, the boy was one step ahead of you and quickly grabbed your hand to intertwine with his own.

“Regarder!” He giggled, holding your joined hands up proudly. “Nous sommes connectés pour toujours maintenant!” 

*Look! We are connected forever now!

“You’re so lucky you’re cute,” you commented, fighting the odd urge to bite back a smile even when you had no understanding of what he said. “I might need to call your mother if you keep up this whole French act.”

“Oui, appelle-la! C’est aussi ta famille, mon amour!” Charles nodded.

*Yes, call her! She is your family too, my love!

“You know, these embarrassing videos don’t work if even I don’t understand them,” you added, shooting him a look but he just smiled back at you, and you couldn’t really be mad at that.

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#charles leclerc #formula one #f1 #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x y/n #charles leclerc fic #charles leclerc one shot #formula one x reader #formula one x you #formula one x y/n #formula one fic #formula one one shot #f1 x reader #f1 x you #f1 x y/n #f1 fic #f1 one shot

[kirbyddd]

i dont know why the last 2 days ive been randomly un-dissociating like some of my senses just start working again and im aware of them instead of having to like try to read their feedback manually, my body just goes *Windows 10 USB sound*

why now

#i knew the dream yesterday was a sign like you dont have real dreams unless your brain is making connections again #i have a real non-hell dream for the first time in forever i can watch a show for the first time in forever i sense my surroundings for the #im gonna freak out like dont do this to me i know its gonna suddenly vanish again in a few days and i wont even remember it ever happened #its scarier to me to feel like a miracle healing out of nowhere than to have a grueling gradual recovery #i wont look a gift horse in the mouth anymore just let it continue #its so nice to not have the pain #when your senses are gone its not like they just vanish leaving nothing. they vanish AND you feel all the frayed shorting wires left behind #ill shut up im just living to tell the tale right now its such a relief to be lucid #even if its not 100%

[lesbianredscare]

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#not me smoking the same amount in the last few days as i had in the last two weeks 🙃 #haha funny #also funny bcz is one of the things that almost killed my dad a few days b4 #also my head is killing me and ive barely slept and i only cried once and im a 14 hr flight away and actually itd going to be like 20+ hrs #cuz of the connecting flights #fuck im tired of being so far a way from home #i cant even go back back cuz of my mum so ill be there for the summer/winter and idk how ill cope w having to vome back #and i have to finish literally all the years work this week or else i cant graduate hs (again) #fuck i hate being an immigrant wtf i hate my mum for making me come here #i wouldve taken the semester of s harassment being home wouldve meant if i got to stay like idc #i had an almost perfect gpa and it got completely fucked #and now i has to retake the last two years of hs #personally think is a miracle i havnt killed myself #lol

[shooting-love-arrows]

Hi! Can I request more on the Yandere! Barabarian? I dont of anything specif besides that but, maybe about his and darlings' life now after marriage?

Hello to you too @misfortunateleprechaun,

Here it is! Hope to hear from you again and have a nice day (even if it's not a daytime)!

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 and marriage headcanons

PAIRING: 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 x reader (gender not mentioned/specified/implied) Tw. kidnapping, implied murder, blood, possessive tendencies, raids, marking, (at the end) horny yandere, grinding, mention of sex but nothing specific. A/N: There's a mention of a random name and celebration so don't fret that you don't know about something. Everything here is made up!

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

When you are officially married to 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧, you not only become his lifelong partner and a soul connected to his own for all of eternity but you also become one of his people. This means everything related to your past should end up just like your village – turned to ashes. Forgotten and left behind. The only good things your parents did were creating you. The village? Don’t make him laugh! He never saw a more pathetic excuse of one before in his life. So stop wasting your tears on them and embrace your new family and him!

“Shh…my treasure…shhh…” 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 tried to console you. Even when you continue to trash in his hold, hit him in the chest repeatedly or scratch at him, he only brought you closer and tightened his hold on you. 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 didn’t understand why you were acting like that, hysterically sobbing and pushing him away. Nor ever was he forced to comfort the person who was acting like that. “Why are you shedding tears for them? Shhh... Let’s celebrate Night Of Miracles (made up celebration) with your new husband and family, hm?”

𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 teaches you about his culture and language. In those quiet moments shared between you, sitting by fire, he tries his best to be a teacher (and he fails miserably). Although he’s a scholar by no means, he truly wants to make you feel like you belong. To make you understand that what he did and was doing was good. And he finds it amusing when he has to point things out to you like to a toddler. What he can’t teach you about, he requests for someone in his tribe to take his place (of course not without marking you beforehand just to be sure everyone will know who you belong to).

“...and that’s why Trinus I (made up character) brought his beloved the head of his first wife.” 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 finished the old tale and sighed in content. The story leaves you more traumatized than you already are. There were a few seconds of silence, before he smirked cheekily. “Now, let me tell you about their wedding night.”

𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 marks you a lot and daily. Either by leaving big and deep hickeys in the most visible places or by braiding your hair in a similar way, making you wear his family crest/sigli, offering his clothes to wear and so on. One thing for certain, everyone must know (if they don’t already) that you’re his.

𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 could only admire you when you walked out of your shared tent, wearing his shirt, hair braided with similar braids to his and hickeys displayed on your neck. 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 didn’t know whether to be more aroused or start trotting like a peacock. 

Just like any good husband, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 brings you all sorts of gifts from his raids. It doesn’t matter if you want something or not. Either way, he’s going to bring all sorts of objects to choose from. 

“W-what is it?” Your voice cracked after 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 pulled away from a searing ‘welcome back’ kiss. He was still covered in blood, sweaty, smelling like smoke and panting heavily. But what caught your attention was a big woolen bag thrown over his shoulder, material stretched to the max.  𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 only smirked and you watched, horrified, as he carelessly let the items from the bag spill on the floor. You saw clothes, silver dinnerware, money, jewelry (is that a finger with a ring still on?) and many other knick knacks. You gulped thickly. “For you!” 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 proudly announced and puffed out his chest.

(NSFW-ish) A lot of sex. This man has high libido and – just like all barbarians – are led by their carnal desires. It’s guaranteed he’s going to bed you on a daily basis. It doesn’t matter where or when. If he wants to have sex with you, then he’s going to do so. It’s especially rough when he returns from raids or hunting trips, covered in sweat and oozing with adrenaline and need of you. Those are wild nights ~

“I need you…” 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 growled in your ear and aggressively nuzzled his nose in your neck. Since the moment his body touched yours, he started grinding into you. He just loved your scent. It was working on him like an aphrodisiac, turning him into an untamable beast ready to devour you. His chapped lips continue to aggressively leave a trail of wet kisses from your earlobe, down your neck and – after tearing open your loose shirt – your shoulder. “I fucking want you. Now.”

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alastor x reader where they already have kids and it connects with the headcanons about reader being insecure about their stretch marks but this time it's after she starts loving them and when they're alone, alastor is just like "how about we have another baby?" over and over again and reader constantly gets flustered because she/they knows what he wants to do

Alastor having MORE kids???

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: Suggestive, Husband and wife are NOT properly communicating IMPORTANT topics

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Being a mother was difficult but definitely rewarding, it was something you had wanted for so long and now you have it

All because of your wonderful husband who fought against the impossible just to make you happy

And you like to think that Alastor is happy with his life too, he certainly seems happy

Well, he's always smiling so..

He's always doting on his babies, practically beaming with pride at every little thing they do

And he doesn't neglect his duties as a husband either 😏

Your confidence is higher than ever and you're living out your dreams with Alastor by your side

You thought your husband would be content with two adorable babies, seeing as the second one was a surprise

Apparently not, he wanted more, your greedy husband

He springs the question on you while you two are alone, enjoying your uninterrupted time together

You barely have time to catch your breath before Alastor is kissing and biting at your neck

His claws scrape ever so slightly against your stomach, caressing your marks and reminding both of you of your miracle pregnancy

He pulls away to admire how disheveled you look now, the happy gleam in your eyes as you stare back at him

"Let's have another baby, darling~"

"What?"

He doesn't answer you, instead going back to kissing the life out of you and leaving your knees weak

The next day, you almost think you imagined it, wishful thinking and all that because Alastor is completely normal with you

You almost believe that all the way up until lunchtime with your babies, you're feeding and cooing at them when Alastor comes in

You can feel him watching you from the doorway as you try to get your little boy to take a few more bites of a new food

His sister is, of course, devouring her own food with no problem

Your husband slinks around behind you and wraps his arms around you, resting his chin on your shoulder

"Mm... they're such beautiful children, aren't they?"

You're so blissed out by the presence of your husband and children that you don't realize where he's going with this

His hands are creeping down to your stomach, rubbing soothing circles into your sides

"Wouldn't it be lovely if we had another one, my dear~?"

Before you can even turn around to ask him if he's serious, Alastor is picking up his daughter and cooing at her

You're left flustered and confused, picking up your son who was getting fussy

You go through weeks of this bizarre ambush tactic of his, your husband never just sitting you down and talking with you

You're in the shower? Alastor slips in, turns the heat up between you two then asks for another baby

You're cleaning up after your babies? Suddenly your husband is there doing all the work and helps you relax afterwards before bringing up more kids

You're not even safe when shopping with him, he brings you tiny baby socks and clothes while lamenting that the twins don't fit in clothes this size anymore

All his little tricks are starting to work on you though

You're definitely getting a second round of baby fever, especially whenever you bump into your husband

You honestly don't know who's jumping who at this point, you just know that you both simultaneously have decided you want another baby

Alastor has you blushing and following after him with just a look

You have him stumbling out of his pants to get to you with just a few curls of your finger

You put the babies down for a nap? Your husband is suddenly right there pulling you into the bedroom

You go into a closet for cleaning supplies? He's locking the door behind you both, and it's a suspiciously long time before you two walk out

Alastor is up in his radio tower? Guess who's strolling in and interrupting his show

Nobody is shocked to find out that you're pregnant again, you two haven't been subtle

But it would've been nice if you guys had asked the rest of them first-

GAH I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG-

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