#Incorrectbtsquotes

[lillithlfe]

Jimin: See, I know we have our differences and that you do not harbor cordial feelings towards me. But for not our sake, but the others', we need to get a long. So, I suggest a truce, what'd u say?

Chair:

Jimin: *starts an electric saw* I see you've made your choice.

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[thewarblersapologist]

satan: i have come to take you to the depths of-

kurt: wow, you’re tall.

satan: thanks?

kurt: how tall are you?

satan: i don’t know, like 6’6”, 6’9” with the horns.

kurt, twirling his hair: omg, “with the horns”! you are SO funny.

#source: incorrectbtsquots #kurt hummel #glee #glee incorrect quotes #incorrect glee quotes #incorrect quotes #alternatively a kurtbastian interaction if you squint hard enough

[kpop-baka]

Namjoon: hm i wonder what jungkook’s doing

[opens door]

Jungkook: [chanting incoherent words surrounded by a circle of candles]

[closes door]

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[be-t-s]

NJ: So an awkward thing happened...

J: What happened?

NJ: Well, I walked into the room where we usually do Vlives

J: Yeah?

NJ: But then I saw a pair of bambi eyes looking back at me, so naturally I said "Hi Jungkook"

J: Ok?

NJ: But it wasn't Jungkook

J: Really? Then who was it?

NJ: It was Heeseung from Enhypen

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[incorrectxbangtan]

Jin : I’m not doing too well.

Jin : I have this headache that comes and goes.

Jungkook, walks into the room.

Jin : Oh here it is again.

#incorrectbtsquotes #incorrectjinkook #incorrectbts #incoorrectquotes

[harpexxxo]

[taekook in a court]

jungkook: i sentence you ten years in prison

taehyung: can i maybe...[unbuttons shirt] change your mind?

jungkook: fifteen years, five will be spending time with me

#incorrectbtsquotes #bts #bangtansonyeondan #taekook #vkook #kimtaehyung #jeonjungkook #taehyung #jungkook

[incorrectbtsskzz]

Namjoon: Where is Taehyung? I hear explosions and he’s gone missing. I’m sure that is not a coincidence.

*in the distance*

Taehyung: I GO BY THE NAME OF MONSTER WELCOME TO THE MONSTER PLAZA THIS IS CYPHER IMMA RIDER IMMA RIDE IT LIKE A BIKER OH SHI-

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[mint-suga]

jimin, pulling out a new outfit from his shopping bag: i bought this based on my skin tone, current hair color, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope. taetae also had input.

hoseok:

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[incorrectxbts-blog]

jimin : when i was small-

jungkook : *snorts*

jungkook : “was”

#incorrectbts #incorrectbtsquotes #incorrectquotes #bts #jikook #kookmin #incorrectjikook

[pickle-bangtan]

BTS As Stuff My Friends Say (pt.1)

Jin: Okay guys we need to be there A,S,A,P

Jungkook: Don't you mean ah-sap

Namjoon: *yeets himself away*

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[l1amaz]

Jungkook: "Jimin, tell Yoongi I'm straight."

Jimin: "Jungkook is straight."

Yoongi: "Okay, you're straight!"

Jungkook: "I'm gay-"

#incorrectbtsquotes #bts #bts imagines #bts scenarios #yoonmin #jikook #namjoon #jin #yoongi #hobi #jimin #taehyung #jungkook

[lillithlfe]

Jin: So who ate the last piece? *looking at the empty pizza box* Hobi: I did. Jin: No you didn't. Namjoon: I didn't either. Jimin: Oh yeah? How'd you know it was eaten then? Namjoon: ....Because the empty box is in front of us ? Yoongi: I remember seeing Tae opening the fridge earlier. Taehyung: That's cuz I like to draw cute faces on the eggs. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. Jimin: Hey Jungkook's been kinda quiet.

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[dailytech-info]

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[kpop-baka]

Yoongi: My leg is killing me... and I’m exhausted

Jimin: Hyung why do you complain so much?

Yoongi: It’s just my indirect way of asking for sympathy and affection.

Jimin: ...I-

Taehyung: [already going in for a hug]

#this is just me #when ppl ask me why i complain sm #bts #btsfunny #incorrectbangtan #incorrectbtsquotes #incorrectquotes #kpop #funny #funnyquotes #btssuga #bts scenarios #btsyoongi #btsv #btstaehyung #taegi #yoonmin #btsjimin #give me attention

[be-t-s]

*Jungkook takes a selfie*

JK: *Looks at it* Wow, that's gay

TH: You're literally married

JK: So?

TH: To a guy

JK: Yes?

TH: And it's Jimin

JK: Ok?

TH:...

TH: Fml. YOUR LIFE IS KIND OF GAYER THAN THAT SELFIE KOOK

#Incorrectbtsquotes #BTS #Jikook #Jimin #Jungkook #Taehyung

[incorrectxbangtan]

Jungkook : I DO WHAT I WANT.

Jimin : I’m calling Jin hyung,

Jungkook : NO WAIT-

#incorrectbtsquotes #incorrectquotes #incorrectjikook #incorrectkpopquotes