Harley: I made that whipped coffee thing today

Harley: I put like 6 packets of instant coffee in it

Tony: Please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of instant coffee?

Harley: [twitches]

Peter: I want that

Tony: No

Natasha: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Bucky: You're my award.

Natasha: *blushes*

Steve: Ooh, let me try.

Steve: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Tony: Yeah, you're a real bitch sometimes.

Bucky: I hope you don’t do anything foolish.

Steve: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.

Peter : I dare you to kiss the next person that enters the room

Bucky : I'm not kissing anybo-

Steve : *walks in*

Bucky :

Bucky : A dare is a dare so-

Peter: Well I mean if this school thing doesn’t work out then I’m gonna be a cowboy

Tony: [so tired] Kid, you’re the smartest kid in your whole school and you’ve never seen a cow in real life

All Might: Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you die

Izuku, terrified: New Jersey????

Steve, laying next to Bucky who is asleep: Nice.

Bucky, still asleep: [cuddles closer to Steve]

Steve, holding back tears: N I C E

thor: wait, how do you know each other?

loki:

grandmaster: biblically

incorrect marvel quotes this is for @superfandomqueen for the stevetony secret santa i hope this made you laugh and merry christmas!! 😊

Steve: Stark! What are you doing tomorrow?

Tony: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

Peter: hi everyone

Avengers&Loki: GOSH who g a v e you PERMISSION to be THIS 👏 DAMN 👏 CUTE 👏 like STOP this is t o o much for us WHAT wERE YOU thinking

Peter: [whining] Mr Starrrk! Harley’s ugly!

Tony: [not paying attention, working on his suit] Harley, knock it off

Harley: [just chilling] what the fuck

James 'Bucky' Barnes: I couldn't have done it without my sidekick.

Natasha Romanov: No offence James, but you're the sidekick.

Bucky: If you would just let me murder your issues away, this wouldn’t be a problem.

Steve: You do realize murder is not the answer to everything, right?

Peter: "I lost something! something precious!"

Tony: *gasp* "your innocence?!"

Steve: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Tony: [sighing] It's Natasha’s turn…

Natasha: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

Clint: [wiping a tear away] Inspirational

Chopper: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Chopper: Everyone get their shots, it’s flu season.

Go Crazy, Go Stupid

Peter: Mr Loki, can you say this? *shows picture*

Loki: what for?

Peter: just for educational purposes

Loki: *sighs* ok

Loki: go bonkers, go foolish

Steve: I'm with you till the end of the line.

Bucky: Thanks Steve, that's nice, but I'm trying to use the bathroom here.

Peter: I’m terrified of the Backstreet Boys

Tony: Tell me why

Peter: [bursts into tears]